NATIONWIDE SHORTAGE OF ADHD MEDS LEAVES STUDENTS FRAZZLED

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All over campus, Rutgers Students suffering from ADHD have been feeling the effects of the nationwide shortage of Adderall and other drugs commonly prescribed for ADHD. The Medium reached out to both students and professors to get their thoughts and opinions about this issue.

Rutgers student Mark Brooks, told the Medium “It’s been really difficult, I had to call twelve different pharmacies to fill my prescription and none of them have it. Nobody has any clue when this will end”. While some students are not as concerned, another student affected by this shortage,Jessica Winkman, gave The Medium her thoughts. “I’m really not too worried about it” she stated, “I’ve been with my chemistry professor outside of class, and we have been working together in his lab to create a solution for students affected by this crisis.”

Walford Wright, a professor of chemistry at Rutgers University, responded to our mass email to the chemistry department. Wright helped to explain why this shortage is so severe. “In short, one of the major manufacturers of Adderall, Teva Pharmaceuticals, had started experiencing these supply issues back in October 2022,” Professor Wright explains, “Between Teva’s

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