A Very Bussy Valentine’s Night On Rutgers Bus Lot

ByHumanInCarsUniverse

“Today was such a hard day. I had to actually take students to their classes. I thought I was getting better at closing my door on them, but a few on those fuckers managed to get on,” said the EE.

“Don’t worry, baby, I’ll loosen you up well tonight so you’ll be limber for tomorrow’s shift,” replied the B with a wink. And as soon as they got to their lot, limber up they did. It was the horniest round of bumper cars that has ever been witnessed.

“Oh yeah! Your BEEnis is so fucking girthy and veiny, I think I may exhaust just by looking at it,” exclaimed the EE while gazing at the B through the rearview mirror, watching the B insert its exhaust pipe into it. They pounced on each other immediately after entering the bus lot.

Meanwhile, the Rex buses were in a corner not interacting with the other buses. Further investigation tells us that they have a special bond, calling themselves the Passion Pud-Lovers.

“Oh lord, your busgina is so tight on my exhaust pipe, I’m gonna slick you with my oil real soon. Uhhhhh…. oh yeah,” sighed the RexL while gurgling on his own saliva, thinking about devouring that RexB bussy later on.

“I’m gonna have an oil spill if you keep revving your engine like that!” responded the RexB.

Along the fence, the Busch buses were going wild, probably because they have to be on Busch (a.k.a hell on earth) all day and NEEDED to let loose.

“Ah! I’m about to BUSt a nut,” moaned the H after seeing the C and the A canoodling in the mirror. Driving over to join them, the H said to the A, “Damn girl, do you drive down College Ave with that engine?” Not 10 seconds later, the 3 were doing the CHA CHA slide of sex (haha get it, like the C, H, and A buses. cha? HA!).

Then the B-He came out of hiding and said to no one in particular, “Are you a student center? Cause I want to take a bathroom break in you.” That bitch got ostracized immediately after since no one else had a piss kink (or they were just lying about it).

Overall, it was an eventful night at Rutgers University within the Cars universe.

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