Q&A If you were to give yourself a high school stereotype with a personal twist, how would you categorize yourself? Professional procrastinator who still graduated with A’s. Are there characteristics of your childhood personality that you still have? My friendliness, I suppose. Maybe some of my picky eating habits. Strangest place you’ve woken up in? A villa in Bali. It made me definitely step back and realize how far away from home I was. What life lesson did you have to learn the hard way? Every relationship that goes by makes me learn more about myself. Sometimes in order to really know what you want, you have to learn in real life. What is one memory that never fails to make you laugh? A tour accountant of mine farting out loud in the airport. I think it slipped out.
At the end of your life, other than your craft, how would you like to be remembered? As a respectful, kind, caring, adventurous and coolheaded man who helped as many people along the way as he could. What didn’t you accomplish in 2013 that you’d like to accomplish in 2014? Getting in better shape. Being skinny is fine and all, but I would like to get more shapely in general. If calories didn’t exist, what would you eat non-stop? Mac n’ cheese with chicken and bacon. If you could create one law that everyone had to abide by, what would it be? The Super Rich (the .0001 percent) are required to donate a large amount of money to preserve the environment and natural resources every year. If you were in a witness protection program, what would your alias be? The Octagon.
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