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Clean and Dirty I am loooking for a sexy woman to clean my house topless/nude. I have a 3 bedroom/2 1/2 bath. I am looking for light cleaning and other household tasks. Plz be between 18-32. Plz contact me with info and pics. Thanks

From: Randy Penny Sent: Tue 3/30/10 11:04 AM To: Hi there! I saw your ad, and had to respond right away. I’ve been seeking this type of cleaning job for a while now. I’m 27 years old, and a seasoned maid; highly skilled with a Swiffer and I can dust in the hardest to reach places. I also have my own vacuum. It’s a Dyson, with Animal Ball technology (not sure what that means…LOL!). Anyway, I’ve always wanted to clean in the nude. Don’t get me wrong, I clean my own home in the nude. But, to do this for someone else has always been a fantasy. I just feel so liberated without clothes on. Plus, if you got it, flaunt it, right? LOL! I hope to hear back from you soon. Do you need a resume? Thanks, RP


From: Ryan Sent: Tue 3/30/ 11:14 AM To: Randy Penny No resume is needed but what you all look like and a picture would be helpful thanks

From: Randy Penny Sent: Tue 3/30/10 11:34 AM To: Ryan Hi Ryan! Thanks for responding so quickly! At the moment, I don’t have a picture of myself available. So, I’ve attached a picture of my vacuum. Is that okay? Thanks, RP


From: Ryan Sent: Tue 3/30/10 12:46 PM To: Randy Penny what do u look like?

From: Randy Penny Sent: Tue 3/30/10 1:45 PM To: Ryan Ryan, I am tall, slim and slender, with sandy blonde hair and succulent lips. A lot of people say I should be in movies. LOL! I still can’t find a good photo of myself on this silly computer, so I’ve attached a caricature drawing I made of myself on MS Paint. Talk soon! Thanks, RP


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