Giant Pretzel. Cloth Ears. Smurf. Rave Dave. Gayver. Weirdy Beardy. Pookie. Davo. Curious. N-R-D. Son of Zulu. Rolling Thunder. I have had all these nicknames but my real name is David James Smith. I come from Durban but live in Amsterdam. I ride a bicycle but I want a 1400 Datsun bakkie. I like to read but watch too much TV. I want to write but make ads. Hopefully this will change some day soon.