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ISSUE A 17 October 17, 2012



ANIMALS AND STUFF Black and Tan Coon Hound pups for sale. Loveable pups ready to go to a loving home. Make great companions or hunting dogs. Call/text 575-770-0229. DAIRY GOATS: Nubian Does and Buck for sale, also Buck for breeding. 776-2148 Need Horse Pasture. 20 acres or more close to Taos. Ray 776-4483

BURMA-SHAVE ADVERTISING SUCCESS The use of the billboards was a highly successful advertising gimmick, drawing attention to passers-by who were curious to discover the punch line. Within a decade, Burma-Shave was the second most popular brand of shaving cream in the United States. The first sets of slogans were written by the owners. However, they soon started an annual contest for people to submit the rhymes. With winners receiving a $100 prize, some contests received over 50,000 entries.

Horse training- Walker Lee spent 17 years in Kentucky learning from the best. 502-407-0544 DOG TRAINING & BOARDING Loup “Lou” Pons 575-770-4670 Heavy duty branding working cattle steer squeeze chute very strong 575-776-8594 575-779-9246 Ray Martinez trains horses. 575-776-4483 Dog kennels, $100 Mike 770-9796

REAL ESTATE TO RENT 800 square feet suitable for Shop, Warehouse, Small Business, Office. Rent negotiable..758-4953 4 bdr, 2 bath house close to the Plaza. $850 deposit...$850 rent. 760-274-4752

Car in ditch Man in tree Moon was full So was he!

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Cabin for rent 8mi N Questa. 2 bdr/2ba, 1K sq ft, prop/ wood stv heat, shop, garden. $450/mo. 2 dogs/1 cat. Avail Train approaching Whistle squealing Stop ... Avoid that run-down feeling Oct 1. 575-776-2285. Burma-Shave

At their height of popularity there were 7,000 Burma-Shave signs stretching across America. They became such an icon to these early day travelers that families eagerly anticipated seeing the rhyming signs along the roadway, with someone in the car excitedly proclaiming, “I see Burma-Shave signs!” Breaking up the monotony of long trips, someone once said, “No one could read just one.”

Questa 3 bedroom home for sale or rent. 779-1949

Burma-Shave sales rose to about 6 million by 1947, at which time sales stagnated for the next seven years, and then gradually began to fall. Various reasons caused sales to fall, the primary one being urban growth. Typically, Burma-Shave signs were posted on rural highways and higher speed limits caused the signs to be ignored.

LAND, Rich Top, 5 or 10 acres. 360 scenic views. Pinion and cedar trees. Electricity and telephone. 575-613-0184

3 BRM 1 Bath, located in Arroyo Hondo NM beautiful MTN view. (Asking) 650.00 Tenant pays utilities. Call Ted at 575-776-2810.

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 2 Acres in Unit 11 between two peaks and three peaks. Quiet title. $8,000 for the 2 acres. 575-751-7777 8.5 Green Acres in Vadito w/water rights & electric. Agricultural and forested. $65K. Or rent to own $10K dwn/$550/mo. Sam 575-613-3972

1 acre land in Talpa for sale. Water rights, potential well share, elec access. REDUCED TO $52K 575-613-6118 2 Acres on West Mesa, Unit 11 between 2 and 3 Peaks. Quiet Title Ed 751-7777 10 Acres for sale, Hondo Mesa, outside of land grant Los Rios Road 250K call 575-770-8497 Price reduced to $150K - 2 homes and a shop/barn on 1.6 acres 8 miles north of Questa, near the Latir Wilderness. Beautiful views of the San Luis Valley, fenced for horses. Owner financing possible. Please call 776-2285 owner or 575-758-5600 broker.

Subsequently, the Burma-Vita Company was sold to Gillette in 1963, which in turn became part of American ½ Acre Residential Land for sale in Ranchos de Safety Razor, and Phillip Morris. Taos. $30K or will consider $10K down and negotiate The huge conglomerate decided the payments for the balance. Deborah @ 575-758-4897 verses were a silly idea and one of America’s vintage icons was lost to progress. By 1966, every last sign disappeared from America’s highways. A very few ended up in museums, including a couple of sets that were donated to the Smithsonian Institution.

Proper Distance To him was bunk They pulled him out Of some guy’s trunk Burma-Shave

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MORE REAL ESTATE 3 acres of land for sale in the South West end of Taos. Ben 575-751-0550 Spectacular El Salto meadow building site, 8/10 acr w/ views. $119,500 Bob 575-770-1726 HISTORICAL real estate on RANCHOS PLAZA. Includes 8 apartments. Financing $100K down & carry for 10 years at $100K per year. Ed 575-758-4570

ECOLOGY STUFF Custom Built ROCKET STOVE. Should heat up to 1000 square foot space. $495. Will. 575-779-8829 Horse manure for gardening, $15 to fill your pickup with our tractor. Delivered dump truck loads available also. 758-8366


Pat Woodall teaches oil painting every day at 207 Paseo Del Pueblo Sur, 575-758-3320 Geraint Smith offers photography trips and instruction around the Taos Area. 505-501-4889 PAINT, PAINT, PAINT! Watercolor and Acrylic classes. Near Taos Plaza. Claudette 970-402-7433

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STUFF TO TRADE I will TRADE Heavy Equipment Trailer, Case 580C Backhoe, GMC Dump truck, or Bull Elk Permit for excellent quality horse hay, straight Alfalfa or Alfalfa/ Grass mix. Call 575-377-6693 or email

PLACES TO GO Learn to do BATIK and keep your art piece! Bequi Batik. 107 Paseao del Pueblo Norte 758-3978 A nut at the wheel A peach on his right A curve in the road Fruit salad that night Burma Shave Around The curve Lickety-split It’s a beautiful car ....Wasn’t it?


he weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately



A chin Where barbed wire Bristles stand Is bound to be A no ma’ams land Burma-Shave

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to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies got

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nearby and looked at him. He felt

Fine Adobe Finishes, Restoration, Repair, Refinish; by EARTH MUDDERS call Jana Greiner 575-770-4965.

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Custom Graphics...Economical CD or Novel covers, Logo, Poster, T-Shirt, and Tattoo designs. Budget Mat & Framing. Over 20 yrs. exp. OMEGA 575-779-4319

know , I have a special gift, I can

Creative Design, Repair-Work, Remodel. David 779-3789

Then one of the ladies said: ‘You read minds.’ ‘Impossible’, said the embarrassed man, ‘You re-

CUSTOM CABINETS & FURNITURE George Weiss 575-586-1095 Veronica cleans homes and offices...779-8493 Builder/Carpenter for hire. Will work with you and will Show Up. 586-1208

ally know what I think?’ ‘Yes’, the lady replied, ‘Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom.’

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Please send payments (plus 6.625% tax) and ad copy to: The TAOS Trade-N-Post, PO Box 1532, Taos, NM 87571 5,000 copies of this issue of the Taos Trade-N-Post were distributed to the following locations: SOUTH OF THE PLAZA: A Beautiful Brain, Acorn Graphics, Albertsons, Blake’s Lotaburger, CAV Thrift Store, Comfort Suites, Day’s Inn, Domino’s Pizza, Electric Sheep, General Rental, Glasco, Hampton Inn, Hotel Don Fernando, Indian Hills Inn, Kit Carson Electric, Mondo Italiano, Mr. D’s, O’Reiley Auto Parts, P & J Pawn, Phoenix Mechanical, Pro Speed Oil, Purple Sage, Quality Inn, Sagebrush Inn, Smalling Chiropratic Clinic, Sun God Lodge, SuperSave, Taoseneo Restaurant, Taos County Court House, Taos Visitor Center, Wired? Coffee Shop, Zeke’s Auto Supply, Pieces, Spin & Sparkle Laundry. NORTH OF AND INCLUDING THE PLAZA: Bent Street Cafe & Deli, Blake’s Lotaburger, Car Tunes, Cid’s Grocery, El Pueblo Lodge, Elevation Coffee, Gorge Bar and Grill, Guadalahara Restaurant, Habitat ReStore, Kachina Lodge, KTAO Radio, Lily’s, Midtown Market, Noula’s at Hotel La Fonda, Now and Again Resale, Pinch Penny Laundry, Pizanos Piza, SLV Building Co., Taos Crating, Taos Town Hall, Taos Library, Toribio’s Mexican Restaurant, Taos Art Supply, Taos Food Co-op, Taos Mountain Casino, Money Now. ARROYO SECO: Santos Y Mas, SOL Food Natural Market,The Taos Cow, QUESTA: Questa Lumber and Hardware, Questa Center Super Market, J. B. & Co. Chevron Service Station, El Monte Lounge, Car Questa,


MORE SERVICES OFFERED Learn to play CELLO, strengthen your VOICE, play PIANO in your home. Betsy 586-1208 Music Lessons Piano, Violin, Flute, Guitar 770-1731 MR. RELIABLE handyman services Ray 776-3238 Mobile Mechanic SIMON fixes cars and trucks. 776-7937

He tried To cross As fast train neared Death didn’t draft him He volunteered Burma-Shave Twinkle, twinkle One-eyed car We all wonder WHERE you are


The place to pass On curves You know Is only at A beauty show Burma-Shave

Cleaning Magic by Morgan, Dependable and Efficient. 776-2511


Vargas Tile Company 575-758-5986

Free Design Consultation Mexican and Domestic Tiles Great assortment of Decorator Sinks 4114 State Road 68, Ranchos de Taos

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Swiss cleaner, attention to detail. Mindful, honest. Good references. $20/hour. (505)228-3514 Antonio does all kinds of HANDYMAN services. 505-238-2908

STUFF FOR SALE WOOD $165/cord. Will deliver. Call Robert 575-613-5035


575-613-5694 A balanced brain tunes the Body, Mind and Spirit

4-harness Jack Loom for sale. Perfect for the beginner weaver. $500. Please call 575-776-2285. 6 gallon beige ceramic crock with side handles - great condition - fully functional - great for food processing, or as a decorative piece. Call 575-376-2985 with offer. Black leather chaps - look new - high quality leather and zips - nice thickness, custom made, must see. $100 Call Mark 575-376-2985 5 pallets of Adobe Bricks... 100, 4 x 10 x 14, bricks on each pallet. $80/ pallet. 575-7791677 Large couch and oversize chair for sale, clean in excellent condition, $225 for set 779-2490 1200 watt Sony amplifier and 2-12 inch Kenwood subwoofers enclosed in a dual slotted box $350. 779-2490 70 Gallon Aquarium for sale along with stand and numerous other supplies $350.00. Valued at $1200. 435-714-1714 He lit a match To check gas tank That’s why They call him Skinless Frank Burma Shave A guy Who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin’ He’s just hopin’


Violets are blue Roses are pink On graves Of those Who drive and drink Burma-Shave

Little Tikes Water Activity Table, almost new. All parts work, accessories included. $15 OBO 770-4122. Kenmore Gas Stove, fitted for Natural gas. Clean and in good working order. White enamel with black door, small chip in enamel. $100 OBO 770-4122. Fender-Rhodes 88-key Electric Piano, 2 15” JBL speakers, scuffed, needs 4 tynes $750. 779-4319 Deluxe GE Microwave Oven, 30”l x 15”h. x 14”d. $50. 779-4319

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It’s a couch + It’s a bed! Bolts to the floor of your RV or van. Beige corduroy in “like new” condition. $200. obo Francine 575 613-3330

and it’s actually

Skylight Window 3 ‘ x 3 ‘ $100.00 or best offer. Insulated Window 2 ‘ x 4 ‘ $100.00 or best offer. 4 - Toyota pickup tires P- 265 65- R - 17- $40.00. Call - 575-758-3284 Log lifter. Originally from Bailey’s. All steel, 40” long. Handles up to 18” diameter logs. $40. 776-8896

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Cichlid Fish, small, medium, and large. Verizon Motorola Droid X, Smart Phone with extra battery, Peter 613-5496

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Used Whirlpool gas dryer, originally bought fall 2006. Good Condition. Tel: 505-228-1854, (Please leave message) $150.

many, and ‘tics’,

GE SILVER MICROWAVE OVEN 2.1 Cu. Ft. Ten power levels one year old $45.00 776-2783 One pair of Scamper camper jacks. Used very little. $90. Dennis

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Metal firewood rack. 4’H x 3’10”L. $30 776-8896

NEW Submersible waterpump 1.5 hp w/control box Asking $500.00 call 770-4001

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MORE STUFF FOR SALE Horse Trailer $1,200 good shape. Singer Sewing Machine (1941) - Tredal+electric - $150. Hammond Rhythm Organ, Model 470 - $100. Peruvian Endurance Saddle - $150. Email:


WHITE ELFA SHELVING SYSTEM: A.(TALL) 6 shelves 30W” x 8”D white, two 80”H standards , 1- 30”W header and 12 brackets $80.00. B.(WIDE) 6 shelves 30”W x 12”D, 3- 60H” standards, 65”W header and 10 brackets $85.00. 776-2783 Rubbermaid bath & shower seat with back, adjustable. Used 1 month. In original box. $25. 575-776-8896 Wood Heater Approx 300 lbs door on front. $200.00 Call 770-4001 Propane Range/Stove, works, needs to be cleaned. Gas Dryer, needs to be tested. Make an offer. Josh 575-779-6461 Table saw for sale older model $75. Call Ron 575 613-0068 Propane Range/Stove, works, needs to be cleaned. Gas Dryer, needs to be tested. Make an offer. Josh 575-779-6461 The Ponderosa Lodge has several 28” color TV’s in perfect shape screens. $30.00 ea Tonya 575-754-2988


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To kiss A mug That’s like a cactus Takes more nerve Than it does practice Burma-Shave Baby your skin Keep it fitter Or “baby” Will get Another sitter


1980s JLG 60’ hydraulic man lift, two man basket. Strong A beard That’s rough And overgrown Is better than A chaperone Deutch diesel engine; 28,000 lbs. must be hauled to work Burma-Shave sites. Cuts labor time in half. $10,000. 377-0677 EWA-MARINE underwater flexible camera housing Model U-BXP100. $225 (575) 779-1848 Full overhead camper (big) $400. 770-6970 Two repro antique oak matching beveled mirrors. 17 x 27 758-5479 TiVo Recorder For Sale 770-4610 Used irrigation pipe for sale. 6”, 8”, 10” PVC and Aluminum. Can deliver. George (505) 469-6666 T

Stubben Le Parcours Dressage saddle black, size 18” seat, Printing Ecology 32 cm med-wide tree EXC condition, less fittings $450. We are committed to being good stewards 575-737-0904 of the environment by promoting the con- HP 2800 printer; high speed, 4 full color. Needs magenta servation, sustainable use, and recycling of cartridge. $120. 377-0677 our natural resources. We also encourage Horse manure for gardening, $15 to fill your pickup with the use of paper products made responsibly our tractor. Delivered dump truck loads available also. from natural resources, and actively pro- 758-8366 mote sustainable practices that positively Halter broken 2 year old Mare, Quarter Horse and impact the environment. Arabian mix 224-1046 Cold Set Printing uses far less energy and produce far fewer volatile organic compounds (VOCs) than their heat set counterparts. Printing direct to plate means that the films and the high VOC chemicals used to develop those films are now obsolete making our imaging abilities waste free. This also reduces water usage dramatically. Cold Set inks require none of the excessive energy or expel Volatile Organic Compounds (VOGs) into the atmosphere.

GE smart water heater that is brand new, never used, and its an energy star appliance. $150.00 OBO. 575-613-5462 Fool-poof Garden Sprinkler Juan 751-3897 Used Gas Dryer. Call 575-758-9727 1 29x29 antique Mexican “coca cola” table 31” high $150. 751-0407 One-year-old i7 Quad-Core MacBook Pro 15” laptop w/ all upgrades including 16GB RAM and 512GB SSD and software! 575-613-2842.

Two beautiful full elk hides with hair $400 each. Managed by people who care about main- 776-5635 taining the forest, our virgin paper fiber Good 350 GM engine. 4 bolt block. $600 613-6641 comes from forests which have an ecosystem which protects the long-term health of Beautiful Porch Swan Swing $300. Call 505-426-4497 over 133 million acres. Miller Bobcat 250 Welder Generator $3500 260 All of our recycled paper is Processed Hours Kohler Engine 100’ of Welding Lead w/ Quick Chlorine Free and is pre-sorted for recy- Disconnects XLNT cond. Jim 575-770-3538 or 758-4150 cling. The paper has not been re-bleached John Deere Backhoe 300T, 4 x 4, 779-1949 with chlorine containing compounds. Our printing plates are made out of the same aluminum used to make soda cans. This means that all of our plates are 100% recycled.

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25 x 30 Casement window, $25, Bill 719-251-6099 Black Kitchen Aid Dish Washer $100 770-2989 Dynastar 8800 Legend skis, LOOK Pivot 12 bindings 158 cm VG condition, $200 575-737-0904 HP Officejet 6500 printer/fax/copier--if purchased with computer $1000.575-758-7277 Canon EOS t21 Rebel--professional digital camera and accessories--top of the line--$1000. 575-758-7277 Mexican carved wood bed with king koil box spring and mattress, clean $295. 575 751 0818 LIVE TREES Several varieties. Ray 776-4483 STEEL-PIPE GATE: 14’6”, 3” dia. with 4” dia.x 7 Posts Heavy duty, easy swinging. $150, firm. Alicia 776-2123 Large couch 7 feet long, clean excellent condition, color blue black $200 negotiable. 779-2490 A17T

Knotty Pine dining table 4 side chairs 2 unmatched arm chairs 1 insert $500 El Rito N. of Questa 575-586-2057 Trek Team Time Trial $2500, Trek 5500 $1200, Trek STP Pro $750 El Rito N. of Questa 575-586-2057 Alpina Discovery X-Country Skis for sale. $150. 776-2285 Professional Architectural Plans for 3 bdr. EARTHSHIP. Never Used!...$5,000....OBO. 575-224-0254 Rossignol Bandit B-2 skis, Marker bindings 160 cm VG condition $150 575-737-0904

The hobo Lets his Whiskers sprout It’s trains--not girls That he takes out The wolf is shaved So neat and trim Red Riding Hood Is chasing him

The chick he wed let out a whoop Felt his chin and flew the coop



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Carton Adlerblick Binoculars Model F591 7x50 power, $150. (575) 779-1848. 10,000 BTU Window AC, $75. Bill 719-251-6099 1/2 inch plate glass 36 x 93, $40. Bill 719-251-6099 Moving Off Grid. Have a lot of 110 volt stuff. 224-0634 Coleman Generator, 1850 watt, 12 & 110 volt. Ted 741-0964 Sheep for Sale 2 Adults $150 2 Yearlings $200 758-8812 Two plastic igloo style dog houses with pad for sale. $50.00 each. Please call 575-776-2285

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1 handcrafted cedar stool -$75. 751-0407

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5 New Art Display panels, 30” x 7’, black carpet-both sides. $950.(575) 779-1848

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Framing Nail Gun, #8, # 16, $40, Bill 719-251-6099 Several desks for sale large & small. $50 & up. Delivery Available. 751-7071. T

Sears self cleaning stove $100 770-2989 2010 Apple Home Computer (top of the line) 575-758-7277 Twin Bed with Frame. Perfect condition, used 7 times. 575-405-8578 Brother Laser Printer HL 2170 W excellent condition $60 776-2185 Gemeinhardt Closed Hole Flute for sale $200 OBO 585-781-0942

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Spyder woman’s ski jacket light blue and white with matching white over vest $100 ($450 new) EXC condition size 10 575-737-0904 Richmond Upright Piano, good condition, $800. Arnold 575-737-1025 4-5 year old chia seeds - $100 per 55 pound bag - Grown on Bolivian native land,with certifications but not officially organic. Stored in cool, dry, vermin-free place.  377-0677. Evenheat Hot Box Tabletop Glass Kiln. 120v,Portable. Never Used. Includes Beginner Glass Pack. Perfect for fusing beads,jewelry. $275 Sandy 751-1563

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Gentle Arabian Gelding with papers 224-1046 $1500 Book Shelves......Display Case.....Storeage unit.... MULTI PURPOSE. Operable glass fronts, Wood & Steel construction. $40 & up. Delivery available. 751-7071. Light Duty tow hitch, 2500lb capacity. Fits mist minivans or small cars. Only $60.00 Please call 575-770-3516. T

Hand carved wooden business sign for sale “SILVER EAGLE TRADING COMPANY” $500. 2x25x84”. Ron 575 613 0068


4 piece place setting/ sterling silverware by Lunt Modern Victorian pattern. $150 per setting( 8 settings available) 751-0407 Truly staggering amount of stained glass supplies, mostly glass, also 110 lb. of 50/50 solder. $14,500. Must take everything. 575-770-5720 THE

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Ever wonder why when you go to Santa Fe or Albuquerque, you seldom see a City or County law enforcement vehicle?

Go to Taos and drive around and you will typically see quite a few! Hardy ever will you see less than two. The record number that have been seen is thirteen by this Hmmm’er. The only logical conclusion is that we need more protection from law breakers than our Southern neighbors do. Jose Roberto, Ranchos de Taos

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Full size truck locking tool box - $100.00 758-2930 A custom BEAUTIFUL kitchen sink. I paid $650.00 but am asking $500.00 firm. I have pictures. 575-613-5462 Pride Mobility Scooter - Excellent condition! 575-770-8116 XBOX 360 (white) w/ two controllers, controller, charging cord, and XBXLive headset - $100. $40. Wilson @ 575 772 5409 For sale: 19” color tv w/remote. Excellent condition. $25.00. 758-2930

STUFF THAT ROLLS Hunter special. 1972 Kountry Way, 5th wheel trailer. 32’, $1,500, 776-7221 1973 Chevy Van, 350/350. Classic 5 window. $2,000....776-7221 4 wheel drive 1985 Kia Sportage, Low Mileage, Needs Head Gasket. 575-779-8829

Don’t lose your head To gain a minute You need your head Your brains are in it Burma-Shave On curves ahead remember, sonny That rabbit’s foot didn’t save the bunny Burma-Shave A beard That’s rough And overgrown Is better than A chaperone


1987 FORD F150, 4WD, Lariat. GOOD BODY, USES NO OIL.....California Truck....$2,800....575-779-8829 Ultility trailer for sale. Single axle, hauls good on the road, no title great for firewood, sawdust, junk, whatever. $300 737-0904 Call for pictures. 2001 Kawasaki 125 Dirt Bike 505-901-1192 1965 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88, good condition, 80,000 original miles, un-restored, $3000. OBO Arnold 575-737-1025 Bicycle, 29 in. cruiser, 8 spd, aluminum, almost new, $125 575-779-9340 1958 Chevrolet dump truck Call for info 575 776-8594 or 575-779-9246 1986 gmc s-15. 4 cyl. Call 575 -776-8594 or 575-779-9246. 1952 Case tractor 3 pt. Hitch. Call 575-776-8594 or 575-779-9246 1978 Ford Chateau bus-style Van, seats 9 (removable). Great for work! 460 V8. 3 minor problems $750. 779-4319 1991 Honda M/C Red NightHawk 4,224.9 original miles, runs like new! 575-779-0505 $1500 OBO 2008 Ford Focus, 40 MPG 61K orig mls, looks, drives new. $8,750 OBO 505-717-7587, Cell 405-568-8478

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MORE STUFF THAT ROLLS Heavy Equipment Trailer by Lufkin $4,500 OBO. Three axle, electric brakes, pintle hook, 16” tires, five-leaf springs per each wheel, good floor and tires. Call 575-377-6693 or 96’ Harley All Custom Low Rider - Belt Drive. $7,500 575-779-7087

He asked His kitten To pet and purr She eyed his puss And screamed “What fur!” Burma-Shave

1975 14x72 mbl home good condition, $1000. Arnold 575-737-1025


2006 Coachmen 24 ft. Travel Trailer, incl. linens/dishes and heavy hitch system. $98K or best reasonable offer. Suzanne 779 4382.

His cheek Was rough His chick vamoosed And now she won’t Come home to roost Burma-Shave

1987 Volkswagon Cabriolet. White. Soft top convertible. Cute and gas efficient. $1000. 575-571-7603 Alice

Is he Lonesome Or just blind-This guy who drives So close behind? Burma-Shave

RV 1994 34’ Chevy/ Coronado --$13,000 575-758-7277

1999 Chevy Cavalier Rally Sport. Low miles. GREAT fuel mileage. Ready to go.....$1850 575-779-8829 A 2007 Yamaha XT225 Dual Sport - low mileage. $2500.00 firm. 575-613-5462 87 Ford Pick Up, 4 WD 78K miles $2500 779-1949

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between MEN and PIGS? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink! Remember to REGISTER and


2005 Ford F350, 4x4 diesel, 4 door, 130,000 miles. $16,500. 377-6107 1988 Ford Bronco II engine 2.9. Whole car go for $550 770-6970 Jeep j20 1976 great restoration project! - Much work done- $1250 (Taos) 776-1493 2002 Heritage Softail Harley Davidson, asking $8000. 575-758-7277 Autos for Sale: 83 volvo maroon sedan, currently not running, decent body and interior. $400 575-751-0818 18’ Tandem Car Hauler $2800 Jeff 779-2990 1996 Jeep Chereokee LTD 318 engine, new tires and brakes $2500 505-660-8989 1990 Subaru Legacy Wagon, 4WD, 5spd, new tires, Runs great! Only $1,350 Please call 575-770-3516. NISSAN Quest Van, White, Dependable, A.C., good tires $3000. 575-751-0818 1997 Subaru Outback; $1200; had accident; body damage; funky interior, but motor, tranny, front end unaffected. Has 173K miles. 377-0677 1997 Olds Pravada for parts Frank 779-7105 1999 Fl-60 Freightliner. Cat with 6 speed. Low miles. Hydraulic Brakes. 18 foot van body 779-8829


nce upon a time an art connoisseur passed a little 1993 4X4 3/4 ton truck with front wrap a round bumper grocery in New York when and metal racks for hauling wood $3,000 770-6970. he noticed a kitten on the front step lap1981 Motor Home Istaca 350 engine New tires , Upholstery, carpet and tile call 575-776-8594 ping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was cell # 575-779-9246 mangy with one ear half chewed off and 1967 Ford Fairlane, hardtop post, 3 speed, rebuilt engine clumps of fur missing. What really caught 390, new tires, needs interior and exterior body work. the collectors eye was the bowl the kitten $4000, 770-6970 was drinking from. It was a rare antique A 2007 Yamaha XT225 Dual Sport - low mileage. worth thousands. He walks in the store $2500.00 firm. 575-613-5462 and offers $20.00 for the cat. “He’s not for sale.” Says the store owner. “That’s STUFF WANTED ridiculous!” Says the collector. “He is one Looking for good commercial grade refrigerator and of the ugliest cats I’ve seen. He must be freezer. Mike 779-5588 for sale. I’ll give you $100.00 for him.” WE BUY DIDGERIDOOS! Call Michael 575-770-3333 The store owner thought for a second Caretaker/handyman wanted in Questa. In exchange for 10 hours per/month work, you will have a nice cabin with and said “It’s a deal.” The connoisseur hands the store owner the money, which a wood stove for a very reduced rent - $250 per month. Please call 575-776-2285. he quickly pockets, and as he starts out Need Pro Panel Juan 751-3897 the store asks “For that price I’m sure you wont mind sending that old bowl with Richard wants to rent or buy a small house in Arroyo Seco area. Need mountain views and privacy him. He seems so happy drinking from 575-779-2649 it.” The store owner says “ No way. That’s The Historic Taos Pueblo my lucky bowl. From that bowl I’ve sold is definitely a place to visit. 26 cats this week!”




Wanted Transfer case for 1976 Ford F 250 4 x 4. Must be in good condition. Will take out of vehicle if necessary. 778-3955 I am buying silver dollars and coins. 15 to 1 cash. 575-779-9510 Need bees for my bee hive Sandra 751-0932 A21

TRUCKER NEEDED to haul gravel for my driveway north of Questa, need 10 loads... Roughly 20 miles from gravel pit. 970 710-9668


Wanted - unused propanel sections that you may have not used in your roof project. Call Daniel - 758-2930 CASH paid for scrap and old cars 575-770-2356 WANTED - a Dowser to locate water on my property. 970 710-9668 Need Horse Pasture. 20 acres or more close to Taos. Ray 776-4483 A17

Looking for anyone giving away their snake, tarantula, or lizard. Text Ben @ 662-368-8329 Aguirre Salvage buys junk cars and scrap metal. PAYING TOP DOLLAR. Across from City Dump. Just North of Taos Mesa Brewery. We sell parts. 575-770-5909 WANTED FOR PARTS: 1978 Dodge Power Wagon 1/2 ton pickup. Need front differential. 575-586-1712 BUYING OLD CARS AND TRUCKS


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