TV PICKS
CARDINAL BURNS 10.30pm, Channel 4
Comedy sketches. Yumi scuppers Rachel’s chances with a yoga instructor, New Guy and Charlie test flirting techniques and Banksy takes his stepson on a camping trip.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Fake Britain (S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S,HD). 11.30 First Time on the Front Line (S,HD). 12.00 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge (S,HD). 4.30 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).
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UNDER OFFER: ESTATE AGENTS ON THE JOB, 8pm, BBC2
In the Gloucestershire market town of Chipping Campden, Mark Annett puts up for auction a 300-year-old cottage that hasn’t been on the market for more than a century. In London, Gary Hersham hopes a seven-bedroom doublefronted mansion in Kensington will tempt billionaire developers the Candy brothers.
BBC2
7.15 First Time on the Front Line (R,S,HD). 7.45 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S). 8.30 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R,S). 9.30 Sign Zone: Bang Goes the Theory (R,S). 10.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). 5.55 Party Election Broadcast for the European Parliament (S,HD).
MASTERCHEF 8pm, BBC1
After five weeks of heats, the most promising 10 cooks now face the knockout week, beginning with five of them preparing lunch for paying diners at London’s Caxton Grill.
ITV
6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters (S,HD). 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Ejector Seat (S,HD). 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S,HD).
CORONATION STREET 7.30pm, ITV
Kal decides he doesn’t want to lose Leanne so he pushes his way into her flat, and Maddie is devastated to learn that her brother Ben is moving to Devon. Maria tries to reassure Fiz that she and Tyrone are just friends, while Sinead tells Julie about the inappropriate dress that Chesney bought her.
Channel 4
7.10 According to Jim (R,S,HD). 7.35 The King of Queens (R,S). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R,S). 11.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R,S,HD). 2.40 Countdown (S,HD). 3.30 Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 4.30 Fifteen To One (S). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (S,HD).
Channel 5
6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Police Interceptors (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun (R,S,HD). Marine police tackle illegal fishing. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: McBride: Tune in for Murder (S) (2005). Mystery, starring John Larroquette. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).
Under Offer: Estate Agents … 8pm
Big Star’s Little Star, 8pm
Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 11pm
Castle, 10pm
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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast for the European Parliament (R,S,HD).
6.00 Regional News (S); Weather. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast for the European Parliament (R,S). By the Conservative Party. 6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).
6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/25. Homer worries about his marriage. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Patrick vents his anger.
6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD). 6.55 Party Election Broadcast.
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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show. Followed by Regional News.
6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Great British Menu (S,HD). 18/45. Chefs from the Central region prepare their main courses. 7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). Coverage of the concluding session on day 12 at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield.
7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Donna braces herself to tell Marlon about her condition. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). See Choices Above.
7.00 Channel 4 News (S).
7.00 Benidorm ER (R,S,HD). Clinica Benidorm staff treat a man who is at risk of losing his leg due to a thrombosis. Followed by 5 News Update.
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A Question of Sport, 10.35pm
8.00 MasterChef (S,HD). 16/24. See Choices Above.
8.00 Under Offer: Estate Agents on the Job (S,HD). 4/6. See Choices Above.
8.00 Big Star’s Little Star (S,HD). 6/8. Stephen Mulhern hosts the entertainment show in which children spill the beans about their famous relatives, who are playing to win a jackpot of £15,000 for their chosen charities.
8.00 Secret Eaters (S). 8/8. Anna Richardson scrutinises a young couple’s diet to determine the cause of their widening waistlines, and the cameras soon reveal some extra large portions. Last in the series.
8.00 Columbine: Killing Spree (S,HD). The events that led Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris to kill 12 fellow students and a teacher at their high school in Columbine, Colorado, on April 20, 1999. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.
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9.00 Behind Closed Doors: Elderly Care Exposed (S,HD). Panorama special featuring reports from inside two British care homes, where secret filming reveals some residents being neglected and mistreated.
9.00 The Birth of Empire: The East India Company (S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. Dan Snow charts the history of a company that revolutionised the British lifestyle, creating a mighty empire and paving the way for today’s global trading systems.
9.00 Law & Order: UK (S,HD). 8/8. See Choices Above.
9.00 How to Get a Council House (S,HD). 3/3. With 20,000 households on the waiting list for a council home in Tower Hamlets, this edition meets some of those who face eviction, overcrowding and upheaval. Last in the series.
9.00 NCIS (S,HD). 15/24. The team investigates the death of a marine who was competing in underground fight clubs, while Vance discovers a key to a safety deposit box in his late wife’s effects.
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10.00 Mock the Week Looks Back at Animals (R,S). 2/10. A selection from the show’s archives on the theme of animals. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.
10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 On Assignment (S,HD). 2/8. Including a report from Jamaica on slavery reparations.
10.00 Derek (S,HD). 2/6. Kev cleans up his act. 10.30 Cardinal Burns (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.
10.00 Castle (S,HD). 19/24. A juror in a murder trial dies in the courtroom during the closing arguments. At the morgue, Lanie’s investigations lead her to believe the victim was poisoned.
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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 24/36. With Jenny Jones, Ricky Hatton, Roger Black and Peter Reid.
11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage (S,HD). 2/8. With Henning Wehn, Michael Ball and Caroline Quentin. 11.45 A Bronx Tale (S) (1993). See Choices Above. ●●●●
11.20 Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). Highlights of the concluding quarter-finals.
11.10 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Ian Botham (R,S,HD). 7/7. The former cricketer discusses the highs and lows of his life and career.
11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S). 5/15. With Martin Freeman, Rupert Everett, Christian Jessen and the Kooks.
11.00 Castle (S,HD). 20/24. A journalist is found dead in a pizza oven.
1.40 Weatherview (S). 1.45 BBC News (S,HD).
12.10 Snooker: World Championship Extra (S,HD). 2.10 Sign Zone: Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal (R,S). 3.10 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (R,S,HD).
12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights (HD). Round two from Donington Park. 4.15 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.
12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 Music on 4: Music Nation (S). 12.35 Film: Bol (2011). Premiere. Pakistani drama, starring Humaima Malik. ●●● 3.15 Film: All That Heaven Allows (S,HD) (1955). Romantic drama, starring Jane Wyman and Rock Hudson. ●●●● 4.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). Beat-the-banker game show.
12.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (R,S,HD). 12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). 1.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.05 Law & Disorder: Catching Criminals (R,S). 4.00 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.25 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.50 Great Artists (R,S). 5.15 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).
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from Friday, April 25, 2014