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JENNIFER D ALIANO

 Date of Photograph:

Date of Photograph:

05/28/2012

06/01/2012

Owen

Hair: Eyes:

BLACK BROWN

Complexion: Sex: Race:

  

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DESCRIPTION

DESCRIPTION

OYED



MALE

DOB: / / Height: 511

Hair: Eyes:

Weight: 230

Complexion:

Build: Unknown Code Occupation: UNKNOWN

Sex: Race:

BROWN BROWN

Marion

Morgan

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Aliases:

Code

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 

Hancock

MONROE COUNTY SHERIFF OFFICE

Unknown Code MALE WHITE

BLACK and Tattoos: Last Known

PO BOX 21 Address: STIENVILLE, IN 47404

Scars, Marks NONE

Date of Photograph:

05/31/2012

Putnam

Aliases:

DESCRIPTION DOB: / / Height: 502

Hair: Eyes:

Weight: 160

Complexion:

Build: Unknown Code Occupation: UNEMPLOYED

Sex: Race:

BROWN BROWN FEMALE WHITE

Johnson

INSLOW CT NGTON, IN 47401

and Tattoos:

Madison

Last Known

1021 N 7TH ST Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47404

Clay

Scars, Marks NONE

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Contents

Volume III, Issue 27

Lawrence & Greene County . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 Johnson & Hamilton County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Orange County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Hamilton County . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Monroe County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 Indianapolis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Morgan County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Marion County Sex/Violent Offenders. . . . . . . 13 Putnam & Clay County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Henry County. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Indiana Sex/Violent Offenders. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Rush & Hancock County . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Shelby County . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Crime Stoppers & DOC Warrants . . . . . . . . . . . 16 MONROE COUNTY Bartholomew & Decatur County . . .SHERIFF'S . . . . . . . . . . 8 Wanted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Johnson County. . . . . . . OFFICE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 The Back Page. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

Dropped Charges

ANTHONY V BLAND

Please note that the charges against Anthony Vaughn Bland – Possession Meth, Visiting a Common Nuisance – have been dropped. He appeared in our issue 24, volume III, on June 11, 2012, in the Monroe Arrests section of Watchdog Weekly.

Date of Photograph:

05/17/2012

Abbreviations

Aliases:

DESCRIPTION

DOB: to Hair: we BROWN / / decipher our numerous abbreviations Use the following chart use Height: 510 Eyes: BLUE throughout each issue. Weight: 145 Complexion: Unknown Code Sex: MALE Abbreviation
 Build: Unknown Code Charge
 Occupation: UNEMPLOYED

Batt


Battery


Confine
 Cont
Sub
 Crim


Race:

WHITE

Confinement
 LastControlled
Substance
 Known 3879 W NELSON LN

and Tattoos:

Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47404

Criminal


Scars, Marks NONE

Crim
Reck


Criminal
Recklessness


Dis
Cond,
DC
 Disorderly
Conduct
 DUI
 Driving
Under
the
Influence


DWS


Driving
While
Suspended


HTV


Habitual
Traffic
Violator


IC
 Immi


Illegal
Consumption
 Immigration


MCN


Maintaining
a
Common
Nuisance


Marij


Marijuana


OUI
 OVWI


Operating
Under
the
Influence
 Operating
Vehicle
While
Intoxicated


OWI


Operating
While
Intoxicated


Para


Paraphernalia
(relating
to
drugs)


Poss
 Pub
Intox,
PI


Possession
 Public
Intoxication


Resist


Resisting
Law
Enforcement


VCN


Visiting
a
Common
Nuisance


WOW
 w/Prior


Wanted
on
Warrant
 With
a
Prior
Conviction
(for
the
same
offense)


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Lawrence County

Recently Arrested in Lawrence County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

DWS w/ Prior, Driving Never Licensed

Christopher Clark

Habitual Traffic Violator/ Life

Possession < 30 grams, Public Intox

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Domestic Battery in Presence of Minor

Timothy Hayes

Christopher Agan

Anna R. Deal

Cody Broadway

Courtney Chunn

Jodi Henderson

Destiny Chastain

Jason Murphy

OWI

Nancy J. Shasteen Conversion Warrant

Michael Bailey

Public Intoxication

Steven Hopper

Illegal Consumption

Daniel P. Purcell

Theft

Joseph Abner

Public Intox, Disorderly Conduct

Michael Daggy

Rhett Lewis

Illegal Consumption

Theft Warrant

Illegal Consumption

Stephen Childs

Possession < 30 grams

Greene County

Disorderly Conduct, Public Intox

Theft

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Recently Arrested in Greene County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Stephen M. King

Richard C. Ausman

Kyle J. Bailey

Keenan L. Bennett

Veronica D. Meredith

Carl L. Finley

Michael J. Tomes

Paul M. Turpin

Billy R. Schubla

OWI, Theft

Battery w/ Injury Warrant

Residential Entry Warrant

Donnie R. Brashear

Anthony J. Lewis

Ryan R. Lewis

OWI

Public Intoxication, Resisting

Battery

Residential Entry, Intimidation Warrant

Dealing Methamphetamine Warrant

1

Battery

Dealing Methamphetamine Warrant

Theft

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior


Orange County

Recently Arrested in Orange County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Alan Storms

Thomas Thacker

Carey Piper-Fischer

William Pastors

Douglas Crum

Evan Stroud

David Roach

OWI

Burglary

Theft Warrant

OWI

Greogry Isgrigg

Boating While Intoxicated

Diana Dickman

Isaiah Davis

Jake Lamb

Jeffery Raisor

OWI

Dealing Controlled Substance Warrant

Maint Comm Nuis, Dealing Marijuana

Failure to Stop/Accident, OWI

Invasion of Privacy Warrant

OWI, Reckless Poss Para, Maint Comm Nuis

Battery Against Law Enforcement

Tanarra Fargo Theft

Thad Goodman

Boating While Intoxicated

Kathleen Lindley Theft

Kodie Goldman

Receiving Stolen Property

Phillip Pixley

Rhnee Hood

Shane Pugh

Jesse Burton

Jon Rose

Brittany Strange

Trisha Pugh

Custer Johnson

Maint Comm Nuis, Dealing Marijuana

Poss Black Bass U/14â&#x20AC;? Warrant, Resisting

Disorderly Conduct, Resisting

Battery w/ Bodily Injury Warrant

OWI

Neglect, Deal Marijuana, Maint Comm Nuis

Burglary

Poss Marijuana/Hash Warrant

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Monroe County

MONROE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE MONROE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OE COUNTY SHERIFF'S MONROE COUNTY MONROE SHERIFF'S COUNTY MONROE SHERIFF'S COUNTY SHE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE ELIOT A PICKEL

Recently Arrested in Monroe County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven HARRY GuiltyT FLUHARTY ERIC M MONTGOMERY WILL O CROSS JACOB A FERREE

JENNIFER D ALIANO

MONROE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OE COUNTY MONROE SHERIFF'S COUNTY MONROE SHERIFF'S COUNTY MONROE SHERIFF'S COUNTY SHERIFF'S MONROE COUNTY SHE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE OFFICE Dawn Jennifer Aliano EricOFFICE M. Montgomery Eliot Andrew Pickel Will O. Cross Jacob Allen Ferree Harry T. Fluharty Battery

Date of Photograph: 05/31/2012 DEVIN E GROUNDS

Burglary, Fraud, Rcvg Aliases: Date of Photograph: R 05/28/2012 NATHANIEL JONES Stolen Property

Date of Photograph:

05/30/2012

Confinement, Domestic JASONBattery S LEATHERS

Aliases:

Possession

Aliases: BIGGIE DESCRIPTION DOB: / / Height: 508

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 604Eyes: Weight: 190 Complexion:

Weight: 140 Hair: BLACK Build: Unknown Code Eyes: BROWN Occupation: LABORER Complexion:

BROWN BROWN

Build: Unknown Code Sex: FEMALE Occupation: UNEMPLOYED Race: WHITE

Sex:

Complexion: DOB: / / Sex: Height: 503 Race: Weight: 120

MALE

Race:

BROWN BROWN

WHITE

Build: Unknown Code

BLACK

Date of Photograph: 05/30/2012 WILLIAM B BOLTON

Aliases:

DESCRIPTION

MALE

Burglary

06/05/2012 Enforcement

Date of Photograph:

Aliases:

Hair: Eyes:

DESCRIPTION

DESCRIPTION

Resisting Law JAMES ANDERSON

Date of Photograph: 05/31/2012 EAMONN E MILLER Methamphetamine

DESCRIPTION

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 600Eyes:

BROWN GREEN

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 601Eyes:

Weight: Complexion: 190

Unknown Code

Weight: Complexion: 235

Build: Unknown Sex: MALE Code

DESCRIPTION BROWN BLUE

Hair: Eyes:

BROWN BLUE

Complexion:

Build: MUSCULAR Sex: MALE

Occupation: LABOR

Occupation: UNEMPLOYED Race: WHITE

Occupation: UNEMPLOYED Race: WHITE

and Tattoos:

and Tattoos:

and Tattoos:

Last Known

Last Known

Last Known

Unknown C

Sex:

MALE

Race:

WHITE

 MONROE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OE COUNTY SHERIFF'S     OFFICE OFFICE   and Tattoos: Last Known

1912 KENSINGTON PL Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47401

and Tattoos:

Scars, Marks NONE

Last Known

IN 47404

2350 S WINSLOW CT Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47401

Scars, Marks NONE

Devin E. Grounds

MEGANTheft M SCHMIDT Date of Photograph:

5665 W ST RD 46 Apt: 34 Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47404

Nathaniel R. Jones JOHN A SOEURT Theft

06/04/2012

Date of Photograph:

Aliases:

Scars, Marks NONE

Aliases:

Scars, Marks NONE

Eamonn E. Miller

Forgery  Date of Photograph:

NO PERM ADDRESS Address: SPRINGVILLE, IN 47462

Scars, Marks NONE

Jason S. Leathers

06/05/2012

501 W MAY ROAD Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN

James Anderson

OWI 

06/04/2012

Date of Photograph:

Aliases:

OWI06/01/2012

Date of Photograph:

William B.Bolton

Theft, Probation Violation

06/01/2012

Date of Photograph:

Aliases:

06/01/2012

Aliases:

DESCRIPTION DESCRIPTION

DESCRIPTION

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 601Eyes:

BLOND or STRAWBERRY GREEN

Weight: Complexion: 150

DOB: / / DESCRIPTION

DESCRIPTION

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 510Eyes:

BROWN HAZEL

DOB: / / Hair: Height: 601Eyes:

Weight: Complexion: 220

Hair:

Height: 511 Hair: BLOND or STRAWBERRY Weight: 230 Eyes: HAZEL Build:Complexion: Unknown Code

BROWN BROWN

Weight: Complexion: 200

DOB: /Eyes: / Complexion: Height: 508 Sex: Weight: 200

BROWN BROWN

DESCRIPTION Hair: Eyes:

Unknown Code MALE

BLOND or BLUE

Complexion:

      Build: Unknown Sex: MALE Code

Occupation: CAFE Race:

Build: Unknown Sex: MALE Code

EMPLOYED Occupation: SELF Race: WHITE

Occupation: RESTAURANT Race: WHITE

and Tattoos:

and Tattoos:

and Tattoos:

Last Known

Last Known

Last Known

WHITE

Occupation: UNKNOWN Sex: MALE

Build: Unknown Sex: MALE Code

Race:

WHITE Build: Race: Unknown Code

Sex:

Occupation: MOVING

WHITE

MALE

Race:

WHITE

and Tattoos:

ANE RD IN 47403

113 N ADAMS STREET Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47404

MeganScars, Marie Schmidt Marks NONE  Theft

Date of Photograph:

Aliases:

4111 VERNAL PK Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47403

JohnScars, Allen NONE Marks Soeurt

05/31/2012 OWI 

PO BOX 21 Address: STIENVILLE, IN 47404

8801 N BOTTOM ROAD

Date of Photograph:

Perry P. Sexton

Theft

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

Theft, Fraud 

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Height: Build: Occupation:

Hair: BROWN 506 Hair: BLOND or STRAWBERRY Eyes: BLUE   185 Eyes: HAZEL Complexion:   Unknown Code Sex: MALE Complexion: ���  FIREFIGHTER Race: WHITE Sex: FEMALE   Race: WHITE  



        

 

   

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   



and Tattoos: Last Known

380 INNISBROOKE AVE Address: GREENWOOD, IN 46142 SPRINGS RD Apt: 22 Scars, Marks NONE IN 47403

Steven Ray Anderson OWI



 

   

Jessie Collins  Jr.  OWI 

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



      

    

   

 

 

                

  

 





Elijah James Land    

       

 



       

   







  









  



 

 

  

 

 



 

       

  

Fraud



   

 





    

   

 

  

 

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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

Devon Lee Wood



  

 

 

Maintaining a Common Nuisance



   





Brandi D. Willoughby    

 

   

  

 

OWI  Endangerment

 

       



 



Andrew Sawmhmal  

Poss  Narcotic, Poss Marijuana

 





  

 

  







  



Theft  









Theft

Forrest Allan Wu



               

DESCRIPTION

900 N CURRY PIKE Apt: 10

Danny Joe Workman NONE Scars, Marks  



DOB: / / DESCRIPTION Weight:

Last Known

Scars, Marks NONE Address: ELLETTSVILLE, IN 47429 Address: BLOOMINGTON, IN 47403   

Christina Star Byrn NONE Scars, Marks

06/01/2012

and Tattoos:

Last Known


Morgan County

Recently Arrested in Morgan County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Aaron Lee Malone

Dale R. Dustin Butts

Aaron Timothy Pence

David Lloyd Mader

John D. Trischler

Tasha Cherie Munos

Unlawful Entry/Motor Vehicle

OWI, DWS w/ Prior

Intimidation, Harassment

Leslie A. Barnette

Resisting, Poss Marij, Disorderly Cond

OWI

OWI

Neil L. Parsons

Cathy Neal

Donald Gene Manuel

Harvey J. Hampton

Crayton L. Fortner Jr.

Theft/Rcvg, Poss Marijuana

Theft by Browsing, Conversion

Auto Theft/Rcvg Stolen Part

Anthony D. Gayde

Cody Rich Cassidy

Isaiah Emil Strickland OWI

Pointing Loaded Firearm

Toy Lee Vanzant

Kevin Allen Hamilton

Matthew W. Alexander

Theft/Rcvg Stolen Property

Disorderly Conduct

Jonathan Paul Robey

Habitual Traffic Violator

Disorderly Conduct

Nijul Thomas Purcell

Patrick Branchini

Invasion of Privacy

Paul A. Baker

Theft/Rcvg, Poss Marijuana > 30g

Jason M. Birkmire

OWI

Robert G. Broadus

OWI w/ Previous, Reckless Driving

OWI Causing Serious Bodily Injury

Poss Marijuana, DWS w/ Prior

Domestic Battery, Interfere Report Crime

Forgery, Theft/Rcvg Stolen Prop

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Scott Allen Parrott

Shannon E. Lambert

Shawn Jesse Lee

Jon Edward Charles

Thomas Cherry

Kaleb Matthew Scott

Sexual Battery

OWI, Poss Marijuana, Trespass

Theft/Rcvg Stolen Prop, DWS w/ Prior

Residential Entry, Trespass

Disorderly Conduct, Trespass

Battery w/ Bodily Inj/Person < 14

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Putnam County

Recently Arrested in Putnam County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Anthony Juan Alamo

Peter Beretta

Possession Meth, OWI

Warrant/Battery

Christina M. Matthews

David Andrew Burger

Trafficking w/Inmate, False Informing

Violation of Home Detention

Terry Lynn Shrum II OWI

Kaeli A. Gray

Vincent J. Wallace

Caleb Ray Taylor

Cody Mason Hassell

Theft

Cody Stalone Sims

Public Intoxication, Poss Cont Sub

OWI w/ Previous, Public Intox

Clay County

OWI

Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Nicholas Weddell

Residential Entry, Battery

Michael Hughes

Warrant/Probation Violation

Recently Arrested in Clay County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Bethany L. Pleake

Cody R. Campbell

Leah S. Stultz

Faith S. Duzan

George Leonard Lucas

Stacie P. Wagle

Joe Whitted

John K. Brown Jr.

Jonathan Brainard

Joseph A. Greene

Driving Never Licensed

Joshua T. Pleake

Check Deception, Burglary

Kathleen L. Albright

Robert Owen Seay II

Heather Lea Gilleland

Tyler B. Hayden

Forgery, Theft

OWI

Carry Unlawful Handgun, Point Firearm

Poss Meth, Maintaining Common Nuisance

Kena Elizabeth Gurley

Crystal G. Clawson

Poss Meth, Poss Paraphernalia, DWS

Burglary, Theft, Residential Entry

OWI .15%

Conversion

OWI

Robert J. Price II

Failure to Stop/Accident w/ Damage

Poss Controlled Sub, Poss Marijuana

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Public Intoxication

Poss Meth, Visit Common Nuisance

Resisting Officer

Public Intoxication

Trespass


Indiana Sex/Violent Offenders From the Indiana Sheriff â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sex and Violent Offender Registry

Decatur County

Timothy D. Meadows Westport - Child 0Exploitation

Tony Ray Mullins Greensburg - Child Solicitation

Hamilton County

Walter J. Murphy

Anthony R. Cummins

Greensburg - Sexual Abuse in 1st Degree

Noblesville - Child Molesting

Hancock County

Robert Eli Adams

Greenfield - Gross Sexual Imposition

Ryan R. Birch

Greenfield - Criminal Sexual Misconduct

James E. Browning

Jerad Lee Burbrink Seymour - Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Stephen J. Brockman

Carla K. Horrigan

Greenfield - Incest

Kennard - Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Sex Predator Greencastle - Child Molesting

John W. McCarty Greencastle - Child Molesting

Noblesville - Child Solicitation

Floyd Van Chastain Westfield - Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Marc E. Howlett New Castle - Child Molesting

Robert Lee Kitts

New Castle Lewd/Lascivious Conduct

Johnson County

Sex Predator

Ralph Tyrone Freeman

Jess Cleeton Bishop

Seymour - Charges Not Listed

Greenwood - Sexual Battery

Putnam County

John Randall Logan

Devan Michael Harris

Henry County

Jackson County

Seymour - Charges Not Listed

As of June 26, 2012

Sex Predator Juan A. Cordova

Greenwood - Rape, Child Molesting

Shannon K. Ellis

Bargersville - Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Rush County

Sex Predator

Michael W. Edwards

Jard Mathew Grider

Greencastle - Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Homer - Unlawful Sexual Contact w/ Minor

Rachel M. Hickmott Rushville - Incest, NON-COMPLIANT

Terry A. Hickmott

Rushville - Charges Not Listed

All information on sex and/or violent offenders has been deemed public information, and was obtained directly from the Indiana Sheriffsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sex and Violent Offender Registry. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Those pictured are not all child predators. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those depicted. Watchdog Weekly does not make any claims as to whether or not those pictured are currently dangerous or currently engaging in any illegal activities, whatsoever. However, they are all registered sex and/or violent offenders.

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Shelby County

Recently Arrested in Shelby County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Erica B. Lane

Jason C. Bagley

Brandon S. McKinney

Brent M. Harrison OWI

Caleb W. Denney

Contrib Delinq Minor, Illegal Poss

Christopher R. Smith

Bernard D. Gale

Jeremy L. Miller

Kelley J. Holzhausen

Kristin M. Baskerville

False Informing, OWI, Obstruction

Domestic Battery

Poss Paraphernalia, Visit Comm Nuis

Criminal Reckless w/ Deadly Weapon

Courtney S. Lazzell

Anthony L. Simmons

Kyle A. Hyden

Lacee D. McGuire OWI .15%

Public Intoxication

Lank Fowler

Mark A. Burnside

Mary L. Alfimow

Paula J. Bell

Richard F. Childers

Robert A. Sanders II

Robert J. Boucher

Sarah J. Cody

Tammy M. Brewer

Tracy L. Hammer

OWI

Residential Entry

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Theft

Theft

Possession False Govt ID

Theft

Public Indecency

Leave Scene Accident, OWI

Theft

OWI Endangerment

Public Intoxication

Battery on Police Officer, OWI Endanger

Possession Paraphernalia

OWI

Battery w/ Serious Inj & Deadly Weapon

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Bartholomew County

Recently Arrested in Bartholomew County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Ashley N. Townsend

Bradley Keith Burton

Devin Chase Kinman

Driving While Suspended

Possession Meth, False Informing

Samuel A. Wagner OWI .15%

Illegal Consumption

Dion S. Palmer

Driving While Suspended

Edilberto Chavez

Aaron N. Stickans

Antonio D. Grajales

OWI, Endangering Minor, Public Intox

Leave Scene Accident w/ Damage

Nicholas L. Thomas

Bryan Keith Pedigo

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Public Intoxication

Jody Lambert

Public Intoxication

Clifford D. Burton

Kimberly M. Dailey

Tumara F. Burton

Rodney G. Coomer

Olivia I. Humes

Christopher Webb

William H. Brevell

Theft, Trafficking w/ Inmate, DWS

Theft under $100,000

Possession Marijuana

Possession Methamphetamine

Decatur County

Trespassing

Public Intoxication

Resisting, Criminal Trespass

OWI

Recently Arrested in Decatur County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Johnathan Owens Theft Warrant

Johnathan John

Public Intoxication, Disorderly Conduct

Michica Roberts Public Intoxication

Angela Marcum

Possession Precursors for Manufacture Meth

Devon Sprong

Elizabeth Haler

Theft Warrant

Theft Warrant

Joshua Paetzel

Kevin Burton

OWI w/ Previous, Driving While Suspended

Possession Precursors for Manufacture Meth

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Gail Keene Theft

Melissa Kuhn

Dealing Controlled Substance

James Magers OWI

Brian Swift

Dealing Controlled Substance


Johnson County

Recently Arrested in Johnson County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Joseph L. Coppage

Joshua M. Haig

Brandon J. Asher

Brian Matthew Alvey OWI w/ Previous

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

David Michael Stitt

Domestic Battery, Strangulation

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Gerald A. Branam

Jacob Owen Bolin Criminal Trespass, Resisting

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

James M. Wilkerson

Daniel J. Carrender

Dillon Ray Kirk

Ellen M. Johnson

Carla Cher Bullock

Christine L. Anderson OWI

Minor Posssession Alcohol

John Kyle Wuest

John Robert Rader

Amanda K. E. Johnson

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Poss Marijuana

Jimmy Rodger Smith

OWI

John Bottini

Minor Poss Alcohol, Public Intox

Brian S. Durham

Battery

Minor Possession Alcohol

Domestic Battery

Minor Possession Alcohol

Justin Dean Lasley

Kimberly Sue Barker

Derek James Hobson

Escape

Battery

Leave Scene Accid, Habitual Traffic Vio

False Reporting

Luke A. Schofield

Poss Marijuana, OWI

Minor Possession Alcohol

Candice S. Born OWI

Kyle Andrew Bechert

Harrassment, Obscene Material

Minor Poss Alcohol, Public Intox

Clinton Daniel Hey

Jason R. Munro OWI

Ashley Yvonne Dunn

Public Intoxication

Theft/Rcvg Stolen Property

Matthew Gus Ratliff

Matthew K. Lockwood

Fleeing w/ Vehicle, OWI

OWI

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Johnson County

Recently Arrested in Johnson County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Megan Ann Atwood

Michael Duane Curtis

Susan C. Icenogle

Tiffany Mae Ping

Contrib Delinq Minor, Minor Poss Alc

Theft/Rcvg Stolen Property

Battery, Minor Poss Alcohol

Public Intoxication

Nicholas A. Kafoure

Paul David Meyer

Criminal Trespass, Resisting

OWI

Travis Leon Moore

Trevor I. Hunter

Driving Never Licensed

Battery, Intimidation, OWI

Richard Dean Lynch

Shawn M. Shaw

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Unlawful Entry Motor Vehicle

Waldemar Colin

William C. McDermott

Driving Never Licensed, OWI

OWI

Hamilton County

Recently Arrested in Hamilton County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Alex Shay Essig

Reckless Driving, Resisting Officer

Chandler L. Welton Battery

Amy Lynn Gustafson Domestic Battery

Colin Michael Miller

Leave Scene Accident, Poss Marijuana

Amy Rebecca Purk OWI Endangerment, OWI w/ Previous

Angela Jo Weitzel

Aubrey Shawn Roy

Danny Ziko

Darla Dene Fosnough

Public Intoxication

Daniel Max Long

OWI Endangerment

Theft, Home Improvement Fraud

Battery, Public Intox, Disorderly Conduct

Interfere w/ Fire Fighter, Resisting Officer

Benjamin A. Scoles

Boating While Intoxicated

Elena Lozano

Refusal to Identify Self, False Reporting

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Hamilton County

Recently Arrested in Hamilton County â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Elizabeth M. Bakehorn

Eric N. Johnson

Erin E. Giacoma

Poss Controlled Substance, Driving While Susp

Samuel A. Long

Leaving Scene of Accident, Minor Poss Alc, OWI

Hanna Marie Dierks

Hollis Williams

Jesse A. Watts-Bradford

Shannon M. Stickley

Shawn Alan Sinkula

Kristine Ann Skinner

Minor Possession Alcohol, OWI

Habitual Traffic Violator, OWI w/ Prev

Jake Lee Presley

Jason Paul Gordon

Landis Michael Bussell

Lewis Clyde Gibbs

Mark Allen Roberts

Michael C. Petersen

Nicholas Adam Hitt

Randy Joe Fowler

Robert E Morgan

Rufino Amado-Bruno

Floris David Seal

Judith L. Zimmerman

Kimberly D. M. Harper

Silva Tiffany Sanders

Timothy R. Young

Tonya Annette Suggett

Theodore S. Kontos

Wayne Alfred Starling

Leave Scene Accident, DWS

Boating While Intoxicated

Theft

Tammy Gail Isaacs

OWI w/ Previous, Poss Controlled Sub

OWI Endangerment, OWI w/ Previous

OWI Endangerment

Child Molesting

Boating While Intoxicated

Contrib Delinq Minor, Minor Battery, Minor Possession Poss Alc Alcohol

Leave Scene Accident

Resisting

Domsetic Battery

OWI

Habitual Traffic Violator, OWI Endanger

Tyler Edward Tocash

Dealing Marijuana, Poss Paraphernalia

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Dealing & Possession Marijuana

Intimidation

OWI

Minor Possession Alcohol, OWI

OWI w/ Previous

OWI, Poss Controlled Substance

OWI

Animal Neglect

OWI Endangerment

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Indianapolis

Recent Indianapolis Arrestees â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Joshua Paul Bartow

June Ann Cooper

Ronald A. Harrington

Jeffrey D. Dillon

Garry B. Maxwell

Darren Ross Ford

Minor Consumption Alc, Poss Marij

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

OWI, Leave Scene Accident w/ Prop Damage

Poss Narcotic, Reckless Poss Para

Desiree C. Ovelton

Durand Darcy Boyd

Edward Lee Smith

Edgardo R. Carrillo-Cruz

Eric Paul Bane

Jerome Lydell Shelton

Andre Leon Wimberly Poss Marijuana

Criminal Recklessness

Driving While Suspended

Bryant Lee Minor

Jeremy S. Shepherd

Andrew E. Huffer

Kevin Lee Foster Jr.

Lira Samanta Meade

Lorin Brooks Corbin

Micah P. Shephard

Mark S. Haltom

Michelle C. Gardner

Necilda G. Davis

Charles A. Barnett

Steven Paul Cosgrove

Terry C. Brown Jr.

Trevis Parnell Stokes

William A. Hutslar

Theft, Official Misconduct

Driving While Suspended

OWI

Theft

Weapons Violation

OWI

Intimidation

OWI

Driving Never Licensed, OWI Theft/Rcvg Stolen Property

Jayleb E. Jacoby

OWI

Public Intoxication

OWI

Poss Marijuana

Voyeurism

OWI

ID Deception

Poss Marijuana, Driving While Suspended

Courtney L. Gallivan

Driving While Suspended

Poss Marijuana

OWI

Habitual Traffic Violator

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Marion County Sex/Violent Offenders

From the Indiana Sheriff â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sex and Violent Offender Registry

As of June 26, 2012

Live, work or go to school within 1 mile E. 16th Street and Lafayette Road

Jason Richard Holmes Possession of Child Pornography

Lonzo J. Ferris

Charges Not Listed

Michael Barnes Love

Michael Swanson

Child Molesting

Criminal Confinement/ Victim Under 18

Robert Henry Bigsbee Sexual Battery

Rodney D. Ward

Sexual Misconduct w/ Minor

Live, work or go to school within 1 mile Indiana Avenue and University Boulevard

Sex Predator

Brian Johnson

Danny L. Strong

Child Molesting

Charges Not Listed

Jarrett A. Miller

Jason Paul Hartwell

Charges Not Listed

Child Molesting

Richard A. Lynch Child Molesting

Willie Soward

Charges Not Listed

Live, work or go to school within 2 miles S. Harding and Oliver Avenue

Billy Lee Gerholdt

Criminal Confinement/ Victim Under 18

Charles H. Blanchard Indecent Acts Upon a Child

Dwayne A. Osman

Kenneth A. Cardwell

Child Solicitation, Sexual Misconduct

Child Molesting

Terra Kay Abel Child Molesting

Travis Lee Surber Child Solicitation

Live, work or go to school within 2 miles W. 16th Street and N. Lynhurst Drive

Gary L. Cooper Child Seduction

Julie Lynn Cass Child Molesting

Sex Predator Mellissa M. Andruszczak

Ralph Omer Wessel Child Solicitation, Vicarious Sexual Grat

Sexual Misconduct Involving a Child

Sex Predator

Sex Predator

Sexual Battery

Child Molesting

Rodney Alfred Banks

Stuart R. Scott

All information on sex and/or violent offenders has been deemed public information, and was obtained directly from the Indiana Sheriffsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sex and Violent Offender Registry. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Those pictured are not all child predators. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those depicted. Watchdog Weekly does not make any claims as to whether or not those pictured are currently dangerous or currently engaging in any illegal activities, whatsoever. However, they are all registered sex and/or violent offenders.

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Henry County

Recently Arrested in Henry Countyâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Angela Paul

OWI, Public Intoxication

Christopher Pacheco Minor Consumption Alcohol

Jordan Whitfield

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Megan Pew

Illegal Consumption

Barry Bogart

Brook Kemp

Trespassing

Illegal Consumption, Contrib Delinq Minor

Cindy Jo Ziglar

Colton Kinnaman

Possession Controlled Substance

De-Shawn Smith

False Informing, Parole Warrant

Miles Radford

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Curtis Mathis

Possession Marijuana

Forest Nichols

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Minor Consumption Alcohol

K.C. Turner

Kirsten Sidwell

Domestic Battery, Interfere Report Crime

Possession Controlled Substance

Ricky D. Marcum

Ruby Berg

OWI, Public Intoxication

Conversion, Trespassing

Trevor Williams

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Gauge Day

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Kyle Beaver

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Dakota Wicker

Minor Possession Alcohol

Joseph Martin

OWI, Public Intoxication

Jason Folkner

OWI, Habitual Traffic Violator

Mahaley Hagy

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Zachary Miller

Minor Consumption Alcohol

Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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Rush County

Recently Arrested in Rush County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Blake Farley

Brandi N. Logan

Dustin Albert Howard

Poss Marijuana, & Synthetic Cannibinoid

Trafficking, Dealing

OWI, Leaving Scene Accid w/ Prop Damage

Kevin L. Gibson

Tyler T. Trowbridge

William C. Turner

Check Deception Warrant

Domestic Battery, Intimidation, Resisting

Dwayne A. Blevins OWI

Henry L. McCorley Public Intox, Poss Marijuana

James Kevin Sorrell Criminal Trespassing Warrant

William Smith

OWI, OWI Endangerment

OWI, Habitual Traffic Violator

Hancock County

Recently Arrested in Hancock County – Those Pictured are Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Annmarie T. Rowe

Minor Possession Alcohol

Joan M. Vargas Colon

Ashley M. Malet Battery

Juan L. Enriquez

Bruce J. Gootee

Cassandra K. Linton

OWI

Battery

Zachary Blankenship

Justin R. Reel

OWI

Driving While Suspended w/ Prior

Leave Scene Accid, Theft/ Rcvg, Poss Marij

Poss Marijuana, Poss Paraphernalia

Melissa R. Russell

Nicole R. Arthur

Taylor M. Rainey

Thomas J. Thresh

Habitual Traffic Violation

Public Intoxication

Theft

OWI

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Gary M. Selig

Jason C. Kum

Kevin L. Fisher

Zachary T. Skaggs

Justin J. Moore

Kurt E. Clements

OWI

Child Solicitation, Vicarious Sexual Grat

Public Intoxication

OWI

Public Intox, Minor Possession Alcohol

OWI


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Wright is described as a black male, 6-feet-3-inches tall, and 210 pounds. Wright’s picture can be seen at www.CrimeTips.org. If you have any information that will assist authorities, call Crime Stoppers at 317-262-8477(TIPS) or 800-222-8477(TIPS). You can also text “INDYCS” plus your tip to 274637 (CRIMES). Anonymous tips may also be submitted at www. CrimeTips.org. You will remain anonymous and may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1000 if the information leads to a felony arrest. Only tips submitted directly and anonymously to Crime Stoppers are eligible for these cash rewards.

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Up to $1,000 Reward. Call 1-800-222-TIPS or go to www.crimetips.org. All tips are 100% Anonymous Ashley N. Hensley DOB: 04-23-1986 Eyes: Green Hair: Black Height: 5’3” Weight: 130 County of Residence: Marion Last Know Address: Indianapolis, IN Wanted For: Escape Previous Convictions: Burglary, Forgery, Theft County of Conviction:Marion

Edward J. Gaskin DOB: 12-09-1961 Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Height: 5’6” Weight: 190 County of Residence: Marion Last Know Address: Indianapolis, IN Wanted For: Escape Previous Convictions: Possession of Cocaine, Forgery County of Conviction: Marion

Deven Sharpe DOB: 08-02-1975 Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Height: 5’7” Weight: 178 County of Residence: Marion Last Know Address: Indianapolis, IN Wanted For: Escape Previous Convictions: Conspiracy/ Robbery (Armed), Robbery County of Conviction: Marion

Jason Ball DOB: 01-21-1988 Eyes: Hazel Hair: Brown Height: 6’0” Weight: 220 County of Residence: Morgan Last Know Address: Martinsville, IN Wanted For: Escape Previous Convictions: Theft, Receiving Stolen Property County of Conviction: Marion

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Michael Jordan DOB: 07-06-1977 Eyes: Brown Hair: Shaved Height: 5’8” Weight: 238 County of Residence: Marion Last Know Address: Indianapolis, IN Wanted For: Escape Previous Convictions: Dealing Cocaine County of Conviction: Madison


Wanted

Madison County

Call Anderson Crime Stoppers at 765-649-8310 with the whereabouts of these individuals

Brianne Kay Upchurch

Madison County authorities are asking for the public’s help in locating Roy Parmley, 53, for the murder of his ex-girlfriend’s daughter. Police were called to a home near County Road 650 West, north of County Road 100 North, just after 2:30am on Saturday, June 23. After tying up Terri Wiles and her daughter, Amanda, he shot her daughter – she was pronounced dead at the scene. Police describe Roy Parmley as 5’10” tall, 205 lbs, with brown and gray hair and brown eyes. He is considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call the Madison County Sheriff ’s Department at 765-642-0221 or 911.

Failure to Appear

Christopher Lee Woodward

Darlene Anita Wilson

Johnny Mathis

Robert Emery Wilson

Scott Wilson Waymire

Failure to Appear

Contempt of Court

Contempt of Court (Child Support)

Contempt of Court

Contempt of Court

Boone County

Call the Boone County Sheriff ’s Office at (765) 482-1412 or email tips@co.boone.in.us

Adam Ferrell Strangulation

Eric Stanton Theft

Jennifer Parks

Jeremy Diggs

Battery, Failure to Appear

Poss Marijuana, Probation Violation

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Content in the Watchdog Weekly publication has been deemed public information by the Freedom of Information Act, and is provided to the general public by law enforcement agencies. Watchdog Weekly has obtained this information from the public record and compiled it here. Watchdog Weekly makes no guarantee as to the accuracy of the information. Watchdog Weekly is not affiliated, supported by, or in any way connected with any law enforcement or government agency. Watchdog Weekly makes no claims as to the guilt or innocence of those pictured. Information provided in Watchdog Weekly must not be used to harass, disparage, or otherwise discriminate against those pictured. Everyone arrested is innocent until proven guilty.

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The Back Page You Know You Are a Hoosier When... You’ve seen a running car, with nobody in it, in the parking lot of the grocery store, no matter what time of year it is. Newspapers have international news &headlines on one page but requires six for local sports.   The biggest question of your youth was IU or Purdue.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. Down south to you means Kentucky. You have no problem spelling or pronouncing “Terre Haute”. You think ethanol makes your truck “run a lot better”. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or meat. Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. When asked how your trip was to any foreign or exotic place, you say, “It was different.”

Indianapolis is the BIG CITY. Getting stuck by a train is a legitimate excuse for being late to school.

You know several different definitions as to what a Hoosier really is. Everyone knows who the town cops are, where they live, and whether they’re at home or on duty.   You know what the phrase “knee-high by the Fourth of July” means. You say things like catty-wampus and kitty corner and know what they mean. You catch frogs at the crick. If you want someone to hear you, you holler at ‘em. You actually understand these jokes. www.theagitator.com Photos: http://youknowyourefromindianawhen.tumblr.com

You consider being called a “Pork Queen” an honor. You think the state bird is Larry. Your feelings get hurt whenever someone points out the acronym for Purdue University is PU. At your county fair, you see all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

Strange But True Madonna’s Amazing Powers

Grassroots Justice

Madonna is so amazing that, she apparently fears, her fans may just want to steal her DNA. So she does what any normal person would do: She has a “sterilization team” charged with wiping down her dressing room after every gig so that no stray hair, skin, or saliva remains. According to a concert promoter in Portugal, Madonna’s team also builds the entire dressing area using fake ceilings and walls, to ensure there are no hidden cameras. “We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist. We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door,” he explains. “We can only enter after her sterilization team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna’s DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable. I do understand it, but it is taken to extremes.” No word on what, exactly, an obsessed fan would plan on doing with Madonna’s DNA, but we assume it would involve cloning.

Sometimes a little eye-for-an-eye justice is the best way to get the job done. Thirteen-year-old Kaytlen Lopan of Price, Utah decided to cut a random three-year-old girl’s hair in a McDonald’s, along with an 11-year-old friend (whom she blamed for the incident). At a May hearing, Kaytlen was sentenced to 30 days in detention and 276 hours of community service, for the hair cutting, AND because she’d been leaving threatening messages for another teenager in another case (8 months of phone calls she made to another teen in Colorado that included threats of rape and mutilation). The judge offered to reduce 150 hours off the community service if Kaytlen’s mom Valerie cut off Kaytlen’s ponytail. And she did. Of course, Valerie has failed to see the value of that, and how Kaytlen having her hair cut the way she cut the little girl’s hair might teach her a lasting lesson. So Valerie has now filed a formal complaint against the judge. The complaint could take four to six months to be reviewed.

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