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Vulcan & Region Family and Community Support Services (F.C.S.S.)

Please Take One! Thank you Volunteers!

This Week’s Riddle: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What Am I?

Evacuation Center @ the Old Firehall Thursday 11 am—6 pm Friday 10 am—6 pm Saturday 10 am—6 pm

CLOSED AFTER JULY 20

JOIN THE CLUB **Free** TD Summer Reading Club Vulcan Public Library July 10th - August 14th Wednesdays 2pm - 4pm There will be games and snacks provided!

FCSS OFFICE WILL BE CLOSED Monday, July 22nd to Monday, Aug. 5th WE WILL RE-OPEN Tuesday, Aug. 6th ~~~~~~ GET-A-WAY YOUTH CENTRE IS CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS WE WILL RE-OPEN Thursday, Aug. 8th from 4—8 pm HAVE A WONDERFUL SUMMER!!!

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A poet and a scientist were travelling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, “Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I’ll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I cant answer it, I’ll give you $5.” The poet thought about this for a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientists offer. The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. “Look, I’ll ask you a question, and if you can’t answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I can’t answer it, I’ll give you $50.” The poet agreed. “Okay,” the scientist said, “what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?” The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist’s question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, “Okay, now its your turn.” The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, “All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?” The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist’s face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.

July 18, 2013

For all your financial needs, call 403.485.2268 today!! Brought To You By: Vulcan & Region Family and Community Support Services (F.C.S.S.) - Director: Carrol Thomson - Community Services Coordinator: Nicole Croal - Reception/Food Bank: Brenda English and Wendy Theodore - Senior Supports: Tina Wideen

Contact Us At: 115-2nd Avenue N Box 594 Vulcan, AB, T0L 2B0 Toll Free: 1-877-485-2192 (Carmangay Only) 403-485-2192 403-485-2106 Fax: 403-485-6043 To advertise, please email Nicole at vulcanyw@telus.net

Vulcan Regional Food Bank Society WISH LIST

The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up. “Wait!” the scientist shouted, “you can’t do this to me! What’s the answer?” The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.

Items Such As: *Spaghetti *Dry Noodles *Juice *Miracle Whip/Mayo *Canned Vegetables/Fruit *Canned Tuna/Salmon *Jell-o/Pudding *Juice Boxes *Peanut Butter/Jam *Kids snacks *Honey *Ketchup/Mustard Due to Health regulations, the Food Bank cannot accept homemade foods. Please remember to check all dates on donated items.


Community Calendar Every Sunday Vulcan Evangelical Missionary Church 10:30 am. Bethel Lutheran Church 4:00 pm Vulcan Church of Christ 11:00 am St. Aldhelm’s Anglican Church 11:00 am St. Andrew’s Catholic Church 9:00am Vulcan United Church 11:00am Vulcan Community Church 11:00 am Vulcan Victory Church Services 10:00 am Champion Congregational Church 10:30 am

Every Monday Crib at the Vulcan Legion at 7:30pm Coffee’s On at the Champion Pioneer Club, 9:30am-11:30am, Everyone Welcome

Every Tuesday Alcoholics Anonymous, 8pm in the Lutheran Church Basement Al Anon: Call Ann for time and location at 403.485.2095 Coffee’s On at the Champion Pioneer Club, 9:30am-11:30am, Everyone Welcome Legion kitchen open from 11-3 Coffee Time at the Vulcan Senior’s Centre - 10:00a.m - Everyone Welcome! Carmangay Seniors’ Centre 9:30-11:30am.

Every Wednesday Darts at the Vulcan Legion 7:30 pm Coffee’s On at the Champion Pioneer Club, 9:30am-11:30am, Everyone Welcome Legion kitchen open from 11-3 and 5-7 Community Choir, Vulcan Seniors’ Centre, at 7:30pm (starting Oct. 3rd)

Every Thursday Alcoholics Anonymous at 8pm in the Lutheran Church Basement Coffee’s On at the Champion Pioneer Club, 9:30am-11:30am, Everyone Welcome Legion kitchen open from 11-3 Carmangay Seniors’ Centre 2-4pm. Social Events ongoing Farmer’s Market at the Legion 3-6pm

Every Friday Legion Kitchen open from 11-3 Moms & Tots Carmangay Library 10am-11am Coffee’s On at the Champion Pioneer Club, 9:30am-11:30am, Everyone Welcome Second Friday of the Month—Stargazing at the Trek Center-7:30pm

The Vulcan Regional Food Bank Society is requesting funding which would assist us in purchasing and renovating our own building. We are unable to provide an exact amount of needed funding at this time since we do not know which building we will actually get, if it will need renovation, nor if we will have to build a new building instead of purchasing an existing one. However, we would like to raise $160,000 for the building fund this year. Our costs of raising these funds will be about $3500. The Vulcan Regional Food Bank Society is currently located at 115-2nd Ave. N. in Vulcan, which is also where we are incorporated in Alberta, or we may be reached by mail at Box 594, Vulcan, AB T0L 2B0. For further information, please call the Executive Director, Carrol 403 485 2192. If you are donating to our Building Fund, please make cheques out to Vulcan Regional Food Bank Society Building Fund. Thank you!

Ding Dong!! Avon Calling!

Every Saturday “Meat Draw" - 3:00 pm at the Vulcan Legion

Free Summer Programs

“Super StorieS” @ The Rainbow Literacy Learning Center 105-2nd Ave. S. Vulcan An opportunity to share some great stories.  Supports listening skill development  Provides an opportunity for social interaction  Strengthens comprehension skills  AND IT IS JUST PLAIN FUN!!! Parents are encouraged to come along. The Answer: Pencil Lead

Kindergarten to Grade Three Thursdays 10am-11am

Grade Four to Grade Six Thursdays 11am-12pm

Lazy Days of Summer The kids are finally out of school. Most of their days spent in the pool. Windows open or the air conditioner running. Slamming doors cause the ice cream truck is coming. Relaxing in the shade is always nice, while sipping lemonade chilled with ice. The warm breeze blowing through the trees, swaying branches and shuffling leaves. Sometimes the heat can be a real bummer, during those lazy days of summer.

Call Bea Henry for your Avon needs at 403.485.4165.

Vacation Bible School Come for a week of lively songs, bible stories, crafts, games & tasty snacks! When: July 22-26, 2013 Time: 1-4pm Where: Vulcan Church of Christ Address: 409 1st Street S. Vulcan Ages: 5-12 years Cost: Free **Register early and receive a prize! For more details and/or to pre-register contact: Geri Budd 485-1949 Pastor Dave Sarsons 485-2457


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