THE LARGEST AUDI DEALER IN SUFFOLK COUNTY
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Audi of Huntington
Couldn’t sleep. Stayed up all night listening to Katy Perry’s new song, Wide Awake. Hyundai has a car called the Entourage. Are car companies now naming their cars after popular HBO shows? Can’t wait for the new Honda Big Love to come out. Why do rappers get credit for rhyming words that don’t even rhyme? Or worse, getting credit for rhyming the SAME word. I’m talking about you Jay-Z.
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I’m sure a lot of you have figured out by now that I’m actually a hipster. Thank you. How much larger are men’s watches and women’s sunglasses going to get? Jennifer Aniston was voted the top celebrity people would invite to their homes. Of course! Who the hell wants Angelina Jolie and her 12 kids trashing up the house? What does it mean when newscasters say “Here are some of the stories we’re working on”. ? What exactly are they working on? Are they making #@!$% up ? Heard on the news that they predict this election will get ugly. That’s the biggest understatement since Lindsay Lohan said “Let’s go out for a drink.”
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Paul Anthony is a Long Island comedian and producer of comedy showcases all across Long Island. He is the official host of both the annual summer Long Island Comedy Festival and the new Paramount Comedy Series. His mission is to promote the art of stand-up comedy. His official website is www.LIcomedy.com
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