DOs Special Guest Writer: The Internet’s Megan Amram
Technically, a group of three or more slutty, half-pregnant pirates is called a “pod.”
Dance like no one is watching. Dress like you’re a used Taco Time napkin. Brush your teeth with an ant farm. Self-medicate.
True Christians burn trees, because they might turn into Huckleberry Finn someday.
Good to know the curtains match the neon dildos. I’m not sure the metaphor holds up.
Kudos for the long skirt, which expertly hides the fact that her carpet exactly matches the drapes. Insider info: The carpet reaches until JUST before the skirt hem!
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