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KABUNKY Milk-N-Cookies RAK
Santa Claus is comin’ to town, and he wants his tray of milk and cookies. Mrs. Vegas Cannabis Claus doesn’t bake cookies, so I will be leaving Saint Nick a nice RAK of Milk-N-Cookies by Kabunky. Lay off the sweets, Santa. You’re a sugar-junky, and a little bit too chunky to fit down most chimneys. Use the back door, we’ll make it easy for your big ass. Sit down and enjoy five 1-gram flower prerolls. Five 1-gram joints is a lot for any large mammal to combust, so take them in the sleigh if you must. Maybe your elves would enjoy a little puff. Hey by the way, can I have one of your elves? Maybe one of them is a little Scrooge and would rather make toys for me. THC- 21.9% Caryophyllene- 5.59mg/g Humulene- 3.04mg/g Limonene- 2.54mg/g
KABUNKY Milk-N-Cookies
This is the flower that’s in your RAK prerolls. It’s lovely, and smells like cookies and cream gelato if you smell it in the green form. Don’t believe the hype? Get you some, and bury your big nose in the jar, Ebenezer. It smokes solid too. Don’t believe the hype? Roll it up and smoke that shit, ya pessimistic Scrooge. Peep out the ashes, which are pure and white. Don’t discriminate, you hypocritical conservative alcoholic. That’s the only color ashes you should like. That means that it was flushed properly and is free of unwanted contaminants. Pack a bowl into your favorite piece, and sleep in heavenly peace. Slee-eep in heavenly peace. THC- 19.53% Caryophyllene- 1.53mg/g Humulene- 1.98mg/g Limonene- 1.06mg/g
Where does this banana flavor come from? My mouth tastes like I just ate banana nut bread. My body feels like it’s detached from my head. I was gonna roll out, but now I can’t seem to roll out of bed. That’s what Shehan said. My banger wants to be fed some banana nut bread, but it’s getting more Banana Pudding Shatter, instead. Get the torch, and heat it up ‘til it’s red, and wait about 30 seconds to take it to the head. Do it the way I said, or your lungs will be dead. THC- 67.3% Caryophyllene- 2.8mg/g Myrcene- 2.3mg/g Pinene(a+b)- 1mg/g Humulene- 0.7mg/g
SCARLET OIL WORKS Strawberry Banana Distillate
I don’t know what’s so fuckin funny about this product. Does it amuse you? Is it your personal fucking clown? Who am I? Joe Pesci? Get outta here with that. This shatter puts a grin on your face, but it’s gonna take more than just one dab to make you laugh out loud. Surround yourself with clever company, hit this magical extract, and watch how it impacts your sense of humor. As always, Nevada Made is offering up kick ass deals on kick ass products. There’s nothing funny about that.
This is actually the best SOW distillate they’ve ever made. They nailed the terpene recipe. It doesn’t taste artificial, and it’s neither over or under-flavored like other distillates on the market today. This is really good. My ass is impressed, and doesn’t know whether to sit down and stay or get up and play. What can I say? I’m proudly wearing the Scarlet Letter today. No shame. This Strawberry Banana got game. Who’s got next?
THC- 70.9% Nerolidol- 0.1mg/g Humulene- 0.1mg/g
THC- 76.2542% CBN- 1.0834% Limonene- 31.831mg/g Ocimene- 13mg/g Myrcene- 11.357mg/g
KABUNKY Laughing Laughlin Shatter
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KABUNKY Banana Pudding Shatter
Caryophyllene- 0.3mg/g Terpinolene- 0.1mg/g
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