Horoscopes, Sodoku, Jokes, Riddles

Pisces (Feb.22-Mar.21):

Hysterical laughter will end up causing you great pain. Aries (Mar.22-Apr.21):

You can observe a lot just by watching. Taurus (Apr.22-May21):

Half the lies they say about you aren’t true.

Gemini (May22-Jun.21): Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. . Cancer (Jun.22-Jul.23):

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future. Leo (Jul.24-Aug.23): It ain’t over till it’s over!

Virgo (Aug.24-Sept.22): When you come to a fork in the road, take it

Libra (Sept.23-Oct.22): If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up someplace else.

Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21): If you don’t wake up, you’ll still be sleeping. Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21): You’ve made too many wrong mistakes.

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Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.21): If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. Aquarius (Jan.22-Feb.21): No matter where you go, there you are.

Horoscopes by: Vanier Oracle

RIDDLES + GUESS THAT POKEMON JOKES

Riddle me this:

1) What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?

2) What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

3) What would you find in the middle of Toronto?

4)You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I? • I invented a new word! Plagiarism! • Why did the chicken go to a seance? To get to the other side! • Where are the average things manufactured? At the satisfactory!