Horoscopes, Sodoku, Jokes, Riddles

Pisces (Feb.22-Mar.21): Someone will poison your water tank this month… nope, it won’t be me, though, I won’t say you didn’t deserve it Virgo (Aug.24-Sept.22): u're a virgin. The stars said it, not me :)

Aries (Mar.22-Apr.21): Stop calling people "babe", bAbE. Libra (Sept.23-Oct.22): Stop quoting Adore Delano.

Taurus (Apr.22-May21): Stop eating all my food, SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US. Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21): un fact: you aren’t as cool as you think you are Gemini (May.22-Jun.21): If I had a penny for all of your personalities… well, I’d still be poor cuz pennies are worthless Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21): I'll miss roasting you every month, you're the worst sign </3

Cancer (Jun.22-Jul.23): My brother has you. GET OUT OF HIM. Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.21): I think a capricorn misgendered me once. fuk u :)

Leo (Jul.24-Aug.23): Stop obsessing about your hair oh my god, it looks fine, now

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move on with your day Aquarius (Jan.22-Feb.21): Stop blaming shit on the retrograde, you don’t know how to spell "necessary" to save your life.

Horoscopes by: Sophie Dufresne and Angélique Chu

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RIDDLES + GUESS THAT POKEMON

Riddle me this:

1) I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind.

2) You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

3) I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish.

4) What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

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