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THE ANCHOR LIGHT EXCHANGES It's a w o n d e r f u l t h i n g for t h e women, The popular p e r m a n e n t wave; Now its u p to some struggling Inventor To get out a p e r m a n e n t shave.
WE ARE READY v •*
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To serve you for another year in
FINE PIANOS -AND-
Victor and Brunswick Records
T h e helghth of l a f l n e w — t h e m a n who would freeze to death before he'd shiver.
Tennis Goods, Football Equipment, Gym Equipment and other Sports at
—at the—
MEYER MUSIC HOUSE
StUde—"Could you tell me In round n u m b e r s w h a t I m a d e In the t e s t ? " Proi.—"Yes. Zero.
17 W. 8th St. Pianoi and Viclrolai rented at reaionable prfcei.
Is t h e r e a word In t h e English language t h a t contains all of the vowels?
SUPERIOR
Quality
Phont 5 3 2 S
S h e : — " A r e you going to the library th'n a f t e r n o o n ? " •
Come in and say "Hello"
72 East Eighth St.
^be:—"Sure, John, come on over ** H e : — " W h y thJs Is not J o h n . " She:—"Thl« Isn't Mabel e'.tner "
"A Real Good Place to Eat."
Lunches put up
YOUR WATCH AND JEWELRY REPAIR WORK Get P r o m p t Attention at
Mltrhcll says: "One If by land. Two If by sea. T h r e e If they come By t h e air ,h' gee!"
p. s. BOTER & CO.
13 E. 8iti St.
Laughlin's Restaurant
He:—"Say, Mabel, may I come ••ver tonight?"
ARE HERE
WE CALL AND DELIVER
Ready Dishes, Hot & Cold for Busy Patrons
He;—"No, I have to study."
Fall Suits & Overcoats
Our Business
' Dick" the Shot Doctor ELEC. SHOE HOSPITilL D. S c h i f t e n u r , Prop.
Unquestionably. W h a t Is it? I Just told you.
206 River Avenue
Shoe Repairing—That*8
PETER A, SELLES, Jeweler 14 East 8 t h St.
SHOES F O R T H E W H O L E F A M I L Y College G r a d : — " I ' m a college man, and I want a position." *
ANNOUNCING
College work ?"
The College Inn
The Folks at Home would Appreciate Your Picture. SEND ONE NOW.
E m p l o y e r : — " N o college m a n will work in this place aa long as I a m boss." Grad:—"Who
T h e
mentioned
She:—"Meet me at the library at seven."
The Old Students knew and the new ones will l e a r n that for fine Tailoring and Men's Furnishings
He:—"All right, what time will you bo t h e r e ? "
Open for business to-day, catering to both students and townspeople. Meals at usual prices, sanitary conditions, homelike atmosphere. Come and investigate. Conducted by " P a t " and Mrs, Patterson, formerly of DUKE'S CAFE.
Corner College Avenue and Tenth Street
NICK DYKEMA'S can't be beat.
P e t e Wesselink (growing passionately poetical):—"I am only a tiny Pebble in your life." She:—"Then why don't come a little b o u l d e r ? "
you
be-
Arctic Frost Bites
College Man:—"What c h a r g e for r o o m s ? "
do
you
5 CENTS
Landlady:—"Then down."
Holland's Leading Restaurant is ready to serve you with the finest cuisine. Our watchwords are CLEANLINESS, SERVICE and Q U A L I T Y
Green Mill Cafe
CHR1S KOR
Srif,or
OVER KEEPER'S RESTAURANT Pressing by hand the best way.
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Landlady:—"Six dollars up." ^ C oilege M a n : — " B u t , m a d a m , I a i u a student."
Green Mill Cafe
L a c e y N t u d i o
it's six
T h e
dollars
B o s t o n
R e s t a i i r a n t
32 WEST EIGHTH ST.
O u r P a t r o n s a r e Satisfied
You Try Us
N. H O F F M A N & SON, P r o p r i e t o r s
A peach came walking down t h o street She was more t h a n passing fair; 1 A smile, a nod, a half-lo«ed eye, 1 1 And the poach became a pair.
Keefer'vS
Restaurant
29 W» Eighth She:—"How many you smoke a d a y ? "
cgarettes
Street
BERNARD KEEPER, Prop.
do
American Service
Van \ l e c k : — " O h , any given n u m ber."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Phone S445
,
W H E N YOU W A N T T H E FINEST IN "Rastus. I'm sorry to hear that you've burled your wife!"
Ice Cream, Candies, Fruits and Nuts,come to
Boss, a h dead."
A. PATSY FABIANO
just
had
to,
she was;
26 West E i g h t h Street
C i t e — " H o w do you get so ma.ny girls?"
JACK BLUE Welcomes j n u back, and offers j o u delicious Hot Lunches in addition to his famous Malted Milks.
rBRICK
> • 's Ice Cream
r
V, •i.
CREAM OF UNIFORM QUALITY 65 West 8ih St.
FROST
Phone 2212
BITES
H a r t — " O h , I just sprinkle a little gasoline on my h a n d k e r c h i e f . "
CollegeSociety J e w e l r y
o " W h a t ' s t h e m a t t e r , old m a n ? " "I wrote an article on fresh milk and the editor condensed It." -oSUGGESTIONS TO F R E S H M E N Sell the Second-hand F o r d — It cannot m a k e t h e grade. We don't want rattle traps. It's better to walk than push your girl In a balky Ford p e r ambulator. Avoid dates of u n k n o w n origin. Look for a rich man.
—at—
Geo. H. Huizenga & Co. Opp. W a r m Friend Tavern 1
Three datea m a k e a "go ' — t h a t ' s w h y hope comes before Hope. Honor t h e Seniors; Love t h e Juniors* * .*! Obey t h e Sophomores. •' !( ' Don't be yellow. r * Don't he red, ?' 1 • ; Don't be blue. yi Be n a t u r a l — G P E E X f T P a y attention In Chapel. ^ • •jj •
STILL ON THE JOB Yes sir, you will find us at the old stand dy to serve you. You will also find j new line of Fall Merchandise at
rea-
J. J. RUTGERS CO.
19 West 8th St.
HOLLAND. MICH.
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