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H o p e College, H o l l a n d r ^ T c h , April 20, 1932

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J'l iii^' H o p e will r e p r e s e n t \ o r \ \ a \ 1 I hex* Fre.shnieli v\. l e largely ; s a n g solo i.n all t h e i n n i ' i a m l e n 'I In- a s s e m h l y is so c o n d u c t - ' d t h a t I I R E C T I N t ; D E F E N SI HI, F de f e d . l e p o l l s l h l e Im t h e n r r e . s f u | Men'.that m a y : omul like it 1^ a n e x a c t r e p l i c a on a - m a l l j SkiddiiiL' BARRIER D e h a t e - e a s o n N e x t y e a r t h e y will I he ( h a p e l C h o i r ha.- a m o n g it • a l e 11I t h r W o r l d A s s e m h l y a t ! a w i n t e r s p o r t , hut t h i s t i m e it h a p ( hri>lian W a l v o o r d , the new " V " ( l e n e v a . By t h i s a s s e m b l y a g r e a t e r p e n s t o he t h e S e n i o r p l a y of t h e m e m h e r s t w e n t y - o n e F r e s h m e n oi clouhtles.sly i m p r o v e t h e i r a l r e a d y T h e c a s t a n d a p p r o x i m a t e l y o n e - t h i r d of t h e en- line r e c o r d . s e c r e t < o y , led the- r e g u l a r \'.,M.('.A. i n t e r e s t in f o r e i g n p r o h l e t n s is s t i n i - s e n i o r cla.v-j ot Marian W ray r e p r e s e n t e d t h e inec-ting l a s t T u e s d a y n i g h t on t h e ulat'-d anil c o n s e q u e n t l y a l»»'ttfr Mrs. 1 ' u r f e e a r e w f i r k i n ^ h a r d l o t i l e ( h m i M r. S n o w ha - -aid thei« !• r e s h m a n ( l a s s on the W o m e n ' s s u b j e c t : " D r a w i n g the line." m a k e it t h e h o t s e n i o r p l a y e \ ' e r Mr. a r e s o m e p r o m i s i n g v o i c e s a m o n g a p p r e c i a t i o n of o u r o w n p r o h l e n i s and tln-ir relation II ouhh-s 1 - f o r m e d .

alto

ATLAN-

\ I ; T F K \ N S IN S(/l \ | )

Dehale this year. Henry Kui/en^a, o h a v e m its nndst a 1 • t u d e n t s wiHi \ o c a l a b i l i t v n t h e •loe F.-thei . h a v i d | ) e W i t t , a n d Kropsrott repre eiited the (lirls" (Ilee ('lull. M a r i a n \\ r a y is l-.arl i t h e o n l y l - ' r e s l m i a n . M a r i a n h a s a I - r e - i m i e n on t h e men",- t e a m s . Kui lo\ely

AND

N e l l i e C r a y . " Now t o s o m e t h i s is a g r e a t c o n s o l a t i o n w h e n

les.-or

are

I lie s a m e a s a n - d i x u s s e d >0 v e l i e - • flieiilly a t l t h e

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m a l l e i pieces.

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s t a n c e s t h a t h a v e e n a b l e d I h e m to cast i n t o t h e d i s c a r d tin

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If t i n s m e t h o d f a i l s , t r y t h e one . - u ^ g e s t e d in a r e c e n t n e w s

B e l l i n ^ h a m . (icn. I

has been a b a n d o n e d

"Wlu-n t h e Moon the' ' ow S h e d " ;

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paper

y e a r b e c a u s e of l i n a n c i a l c o n d i t i o n s . T l i c r r c s h m c n , we a s s u r e y o u , h a r b o r no f e e l i n g of m a l i c e t o w a r d t h e c i r c u m -

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pas;.

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they

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to

do such

hall

prove I clever

tricks. H e a r d Iroin a s e n i o r : " T h e y e a r l i n g s c e r t a i n l y a r e a l e r t , l.oth in h o d y a n d in s p i r i t . " Presently, the sophomore players si|uat

on

throws

rags

the

lloor;

at

them.

somehud) They

pick

t h e m up and wipe t h e i r p e r s p i r a tion. L a t h e r a clever t h i n g to do under the circumstances.

In o r d e r

t h a t t h e f r e s h m e n m a y k e e p in tins p i r i t of a c t i o n , it h a s k i n d l y b e e n provided they

that during this

clean

the

athletic

interval director's

oil ice. A g a i n , the- w h i s t l e b l o w s , t h e freshmen to

run

procure

the

hall,

!

begin

about, swiftly passing

the

b a l l f r o m o n e to a n o t h e r w i t h a s t o u n d i n g d e x t e r i t y . 1 a m p r o u d of being a freshman. The whistle blows, A s o p h o m o r e has broken a f r e s h m a n ' s leg. T h e f r e s h m a n h a s t h u s held up t h e g a m e . Six s h o t s f o r t h e s o p h o m o r e s . T h e y m i s s five.

Again the impartial referee tosses the. ball, a s o p h o m o r e s e i z e s it a n d ( C o n t i n u e d on P a p e T h r e e )

upon

in c a s e

he s h o u l d

sud- as they were walking down a r a t h e r

d e n l y lind a n a d v e r s e c i r c u m s t a n c e .

Paul Fuga/./otto played two cornet

Solus f u r t h e

m u s i c of

the

meet-

ing.

Next

famous street, they were startled i n t o g a l e s of l a u g h t e r , M r . J a c k Mondyke, their faithful bus driver, s u d d e n l y h e a r d h i s a l a r m c l o c k be-

Tuesday

night,

David

De

lt " o n t i n u e d on P a g e T h r e e )

W i t t , a f r e s h m a n , will s p e a k on t h e subject meetings

of an

moral

courage.

The

o p e n .to e v e r y

male

-1 u d e n t of H o p e c o l l e g e .

• —o

( olle^e Students in Kvening Choir Enjoy Hope Church Supper S u n d a y e v e n i n g , A p r i l 10, t h e H o p e Re f o r m e d c h u r c h g a v e a delicious .-upper to t h e e v e n i n g choir, w h i c h is compo.-ed l a r g e l y of H o p e students.

T h e r e f r e s h m e n t s w e r e in c h a r g e of E t h e l L e e s t m a , S h e h a d a s h e r c o m m i t t e e J e a n R o t t s c h a f e r , Helena Visscher, A r t h u r A n d e r s o n , Baxter McLean and Richard Niessink.

A very e n j o y a b l e social hour w a s had a f t e r t h e meal.

-o The "mustache growers" have been called "fierce looking villians . "

o

President Remounts Platform Following Extensive Absence D F R I M i I L L N E S S DR. W I C H E R S T A B U L A T E S RESULTS OF QUESTIONNAIRE President Wichers, a f t e r an abs e n c e of t h r e e w e e k s d u e t o i l l n e s s , r e s u m e d his d u t i e s l a s t M o n d a y .

During his absence, however, the president

was

not

idle.

Among

other things he tabulated the results of the

t h e questionnaire s u b m i t t e d to students

at

the

b e g i n n i n g of

the semester. At some near d a t e he h o p e s to read t h e r e s u l t s to t h e s t u dent body.

No sooner h a s President Wichers i c o m e b a c k t h a n h e h a s had t o l e a v e ,

h a v i n g gone to Chicago, M o n d a y A s t h e m e m b e r s h i p h a s d e c r e a s e d m o r n i n g , to a t t e n d m e e t i n g s . I n t h e F r a n k D y k e m a d e c i d e d t o h e l p t h e first p a r t of M a y , p r e s i d e n t W i c h e r s c l u b b y j o i n i n g . W e h o p e t h e n i g h t - will g o t o A n n v i l l e , K e n t u c k y , m a r e s w o n ' t b e t o o m u c h of a d i s - w h e r e he w i l l d e l i v e r t h e B a c c a l a u traction. reate address.

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HOPE

HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR

COLLEGE

ANCHOR

BHiHni'ii-H-innHiEaHEiEninmnHiHiHiHfiiHHEnnHmHiiinmmffimHfiimmmBMmHmmHmmOT

Freshman Poetry

E n t e r e d at the P o u t Office at H o l l a n d , M i c h i g a n , a s Second Class Matter.

A c c e p t e d for m a f l l n g at special rate of p o s t a g e p r o v i d e d for in S e c t i o n 1103 of A c t of C o n g r e s s , October 3, 1917. Authorixed October 19, 1918.

Readers Retreat

Reflections A f t e r the d i n n e r ID over.

A f t e r t h e d a n c e in d o n e .

Although

The niKht d e p a r t s f o r e v e r

FRESHMAN STAFF Editor Sherwood Price Asaistant Editor Henry Kuizenga Head Reporter Margaret Rottschaefer Sports E a r l e V a n d e Poel, J o s e p h E s t h e r , B r u c e K e n n e y Humor Anthony Mistretta Fraternities Mark B r o u w e r Campus News Josephine Kuite Inquirer J o h n H. V a n d e r M e u l e n Poetry M a r i e Kool R e p o r t e r s : M a r g a r e t D r e g m a n , Carol C a p p s , D o r o t h y D u l m e s , R u t h V a n Oss, Ruth V M i e y , L u c i l l e Ver S c h u r e , David D e W i t t , L e l a n d Beach.

BUSINESS STAFF E d i t h De Y o u n g

B u s i n e s s M a n a g e r ....

Advertising Manager Assistants

OR S H E R R Y M o t h e r — " A f t e r all, h e ' s o n l y a b o y , a n d b o y s will s o w t h e i r w i l d

for a moment.

oats."

Father—"I

wouldn't

mind

if

Vivian Behrmann

OR R E F U N D M O N E Y Linden

Lindsay—"Is

he

tonight?"

Clerk—"It's

enviable

Hut

" T h e S t o r y of Axel Munthe.

will

tarniHh

and

weather.

•

the

with

*

e l o p e d in h e r f a t h e r ' s c l o t h e s a n d the next day the village Blatter came out

with an

elopement

a c c o u n t of t h e

headed:

me.

*

"Flees

in

»

*

A Rising Market

*

T h e s t o c k b r o k e r w a s v e r y ill a n d

STORY

An E n g l i s h m a n e n t e r e d a Scotch butcher

shop

and

ordered

"A

at

times

delirious.

In o n e of

his

lucid m o m e n t s he a s k e d t h e n u r s e

W e , t h e class of '35, c h e r i s h t h e h o n o r which is o u r s to be what the last reading had shown sheep's head." t h e class e n t e r i n g H o p e College a s h e r n e w s t u d e n t s in t h e T h e b u t c h e r c a l l e d d o w n to h i s h i s t e m p e r a t u r e t o be. " O n e h u n d r e d and one," replied s a m e y e a r t h a t D r . W i c h e r s e n t e r s H o p e College a s h e r n e w a s s i s t a n t in t h e c e l l a r : " A l e c k , t h e nurse.'

• bring up a sheep's head." president.

Then the E n g l i s h m a n chimed in:

ously

bright.

hin love, hi* k i n d n e s n , a n d

"Good," said the patient. " W h e n

liRht.

by R o b e r t S t e w a r t .

O

*

Long-suffering

a d v a n t a g e of all t h e s t u d e n t s .

Prof.

A g r a t e f u l a n d w i s e r lot of f r e s h m e n e m e r g e d f r o m t h e p r e x y ' s t h r e e - d a y c o u r s e in s t u d e n t o r i e n t a t i o n last fall. T h e new and more significant m a r k i n g system must certainly p a c i f y t h e s t u d e n t w h o h a s been w o n t to p r o c l a i m t h a t " m a r k s d o n ' t m e a n a t h i n g . " T h e b l a n k e t fee h a s p r o v e d t r u l y to be a b l a n k e t , s h i e l d i n g t h e s t u d e n t s f r o m a deal of u n n e c e s s a r y , u n p r o f i t a b l e w o r k . D u r i n g t h e p a s t week o r so t h e p r e s i d e n t h a s been t a l k i n g t o u s a b o u t t h e p u r p o s e of college. To us, a s s t u d e n t s , his t h o u g h t on t h e s u b j e c t is I r e s h a n d full of v i g o r . T h e r e is d a n g e r , r e c o g n i z e d a n d dec r e a s e d by t h e s e vital i d e a s , t h a t t h e r o u t i n e a n d f o r m a l i t y of e v e r y d a y college life m a y hick1 t h e p u r p o s e of college.

F o r all t h i s a n d m o r e w e a r e g r a t e f u l to D r . W i c h e r s , o u r president. o

Band Season Not Yet Over

Lamoen:

if

your

Model In

the

recent

new

T?

Alabama

cyclone

a tin roof was l i f t e d f r o m a small store

and

rolled

into

a

compact

m a s s . C a r l y l e N e c k e r s s h i p p e d it to H e n r y F o r d . I n d u e t i m e a l e t t e r c a m e b a c k s a y i n g , " I t will c o s t you $ 4 8 . 5 0 to h a v e y o u r c a r r e p a i r e d , b u t tell u s w h a t » • •

hit y o u . "

A Joke On the Cop Cop

on

Shore:

"I'm

going

to

a r r e s t y o u . C o m e o u t of t h e r e . " M a n in W a t e r : " H a , h a ! I'm not

f o r a place on t h e lot, t h e m e m b e r s of t h e b a n d a n d p a r t i c u -

I'm

committing

bred?

*

»

»

said they

Bred

the small son, m e a n by c o l l e g e

o t h e r k i n d of b r e a d ? " " M y s o n , " s a i d t h e f a t h e r , " i t is a four year's loaf." »

»

•

FROSH

EGt.S

Marketer:

"Are

those

eggs strictly f r e s h ? " G r o c e r : " B o y , see if t h o s e e g g a r e cool e n o u g h t o sell y e t . " » » »

N e x t y e a r t h e s t a t e of t h e b a n d ' s e x i s t e n c e is u n c e r t a i n .

I t s p r o m i n e n c e a n d s u c c e s s will be d e t e r m i n e d only by the e x t e n t to w h i c h t h e s t u d e n t s will c o - o p e r a t e w i t h it. T h i s H E W O R K S IN T H E D A R K ( ! ) does not s i g n i f y s h o u l d e r - c l a p p i n g s u p p o r t o n l y ; it r e q u i r e s L. W a t h a m : " H o w m u c h is y o u r t h e m e m b e r s h i p of e v e r y s t u d e n t a t H o p e w h o o w n s an in- l i g h t bill t h i s m o n t h . P a i n t e r ? " G. P a i n t e r : "Dunno.

1 can't s t r u m e n t . By c r e a t i n g a m o r e f a v o r a b l e b a l a n c e of t h e inligure them t h i n g s an' I don't t e r e s t s at H o p e w e m a y next y e a r be able p r o u d l y to co- t h i n k t h e y c a n e i t h e r , ' c a u s e all f e a t u r e t h e b a n d w i t h o u r o t h e r well-developed a c t i v i t i e s . over the card they ask, ' w a t t , w a t t , watt.' " »

With Due Humility We, the f r e s h m e n , express our appreciation which may s e e m a t first t h e c o n v e n t i o n a l t h i n g to do, b u t r e m e m b e r t h a t in t h e s e d a y s i n d i v i d u a l i t y lies in c o n v e n t i o n a l i t y . N o w t h a t t h e school y e a r h a s a d v a n c e d to t h e p o i n t w h e r e l a g g a r d s h a v e become c a s t a w a y s we, t h e f r e s h m e n , can e x p r e s s a real a n d g r o w i n g a p p r e c i a t i o n of H o p e College. H e r w o r t h y traditions, alluring campus, maintained s t a n d a r d s and, most of all, h e r s p i r i t of c o n g e n i a l i t y , e s p e c i a l l y d i s t i n g u i s h Hope f r o m o t h e r i n s t i t u t i o n s in h e r class. W e t h a n k w h o m e v e r h a s been i n s t r u m e n t a l in i n t r o d u c i n g us i m p a r t i a l l y anrfw h o l e h e a r t e d l y t o ouv A l m a M a t e r . W e look back o v e r the past few m o n t h s at great constructive changes which H o p e h a s a l r e a d y m a d e in o u r l i v e s ; w e look f o r w a r d w i t h i n d u s t r y a n d e n t h u s i a s m t o w h a t s h e m a y m e a n t o us in t h e f u t u r e a n d w h a t w e in t u r n m a y m a k e o u r s e l v e s m e a n t o h e r . F i n a l l y , w e a p p r e c i a t e t h e o p p o r t u n i t y g i v e n us t o exp r e s s o u r a p p r e c i a t i o n in t h i s issue of t h e A n c h o r . If you look closely, you will find o u r h u m b l e a p p r e c i a t i o n w r i t t e n all o v e r it.

*

Savage

«

Reprisals

" B o b b y , w h y a r e you so u n k i n d to n u r s e ?

D o n ' t you like h e r ? "

" N o , I h a t e h e r . I'd l i k e t o p i n c h her c h e e k s like d a d d y d o e s . " • » »' HE'D

BE A GORMANDIZER

Miss P a y n e : is a c a n n i b a l ? "

"Mr. Turdo, what

Vick T u r d o : " D o n ' t k n o w , m u m . " Miss

Payne:

" W e l l , if

your father and w o u l d you b e ? " V. T u r d o :

*

"Well,

«

BARNYARD GOLF R u s s P a a l m a n : "I hear, Snowball, t h a t w h i l e you w e r e in t h e city you took up t h i s H o w d o you l i k e i t ? " Snowball:

"Well

here

it

ain't

golf.

»

Theory

•

»

vs. P r a c t i c e

" I f I c u t a b e e f s t e a k in t w o , " asked the teacher, and then cut the

"Correct.

*

you a t e

mother,

what

"An orphan, mum." « •

A Tough World For Women A little girl said to her m o t h e r : " M a m m a , if I g r o w u p a n d g e t m a r r i e d , will like f a t h e r ? "

I

have

a

"I don't know, dear," mother; "very probably."

husband said

her

" A n d if I g r o w u p a n d d o n ' t g e t m a r r i e d , w i l l I b e a n old m a i d l i k e

from

the

human

Spring

describes

by

Michele,"

by

an

autobiogra-

view

of

a

sympa-

comes a f t e r w i n t e r ;

the

b e i n g . Axel

Munthe

life that

he

has

so

Flowers a f t e r snow ;

fully lived. He h a s a s s o c i a t e d w i t h

Sunshine after dnrkness ;

countesses, kings, street sweepers,

C o u r a g e a f t e r woe. by

brigands,

Dorothy

Sonnejni.

OS Plumbers Are Born "Got any references?" asked plumber. " Y e s , " replied the a p p l i c a n t the a s s i s t a n t ' s position, "but l e f t 'em a t h o m e — I ' l l g o a n d them." " N e v e r m i n d , you'll d o . "

harlots,

mighty

for I've get

men

of

science, simple p e a s a n t s , g r e a t authors and actresses.

the

And f r o m his

associations he has brought many experiences.

Filled

with

boyish

away

enthusiasm

t h e d o c t d v is a l w a y s h a v i n g a d v e n t u r e s — n o w b u r y i n g t h e c o r p s i of a Russian general

" H u h ! " grunted a doughty soph-

in t h e g r a v e of a

youth, now k i s s i n g a nun over the b o d y of t h e d e a d M o t h e r S u p e r i o r ,

o m o r e , p u f f i n g out his c h e s t a n d a s s u m i n g a g e n e r a l a i r of a g g r e s -

or a g a i n a l m o s t s t r i c k e n w i t h

siveness.

d r o p h o b i a by t h e b i t e of a f o a m i n g

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aren't

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Russian book

Moujik.

with

So

hy-

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fascinating

episodes

t h u i it h a s b e e n r e m a r k e d I h e i v is

then a g a i n ? "

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enough

material

to

supply

th.-

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lire-

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1. W h o is y o u r f a v o r i t e t e a c h e r ?

2. A r e you a p r o f e s s e d w e t o r dry ?

A x e l M u n t h e b r e a t h e s his g l o w i n g personality into every page.

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favorite

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screen

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M u n t h e built at San

Michele

on t h e r u i n s of a n old R o m a n villa brunettes

or

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4. J e a n H a r l o w .

of T i b e r i u s .

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around

home

this

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for

y e a r s he c o l l e c t s a n d ures.

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dashing of

and

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melancholy book.

experi-

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again But

for

hunts treas-

the book, and

again

specter.

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h a l v e s in t w o , w h a t d o I g e t ? " "Quarters."

"Good—and "Eighths."

been t e r m e d

thetic

bad.

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s t o r y of a m a n w h o h a s l i v e d , a n d

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osophy every c u l l u r e d o u g h t to t h i n k .

about

whose experiences and

phil-

person

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Fresh

Patron:

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sui-

*

San

•

what I originally came for was b r e a k f a s t , b u t if d i n n e r is r e a d y I'll h a v e m y s u p n e r . " "

have?"

Bob D o r i a n : "A radio, a s u i t , a n d a set o f f u r n i t u r e . " » » »

W i t h t h e p a s s i n g of t h e football a n d b a s k e t b a l l s e a s o n s , c o m i n g o u t . t h e b a n d h a s p e r f o r m e d t h e f i r s t t w o a c t s of its " s i d e s h o w " c i d e . " e x i s t e n c e . D e p e n d e n t on t h e m a j o r a c t i v i t i e s of t h e school l a r l y t h e d i r e c t o r , M r . H i t t e r , h a v e g i v e n of t h e i r best to cont r i b u t e s o m e t h i n g to t h e s p i r i t a n d q u a l i t y of t h e s h o w t h a t H o p e College is m a k i n g . A n d w h i l e t h e g r a n d finale of t h e y e a r a p p r o a c h e s , c o m m e n c e m e n t , t h e b a n d is p r e p a r i n g to p u t on its last a c t . T h e o p p o r t u n i t y to J o so h a s been a f f o r d ed t h r o u g h a s i g n a l r e c o g n i t i o n of t h e w a y in w h i c h t h e b a n d is a s s u m i n g its r i g h t f u l place a m o n g school a c t i v i t i e s , viz., in t h e i n v i t a t i o n which h a s been e x t e n d e d to it to p a r t i c i p a t e in t h e f e s t i v i t i e s of T u l i p W e e k .

"Bob,

f a t h e r could s a v e a dollar a week f o r f o u r weeks, w h a t would he

the

established

F r o m t h e a n g l e of a d o c t o r , but also

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Questions i n t r o d u c e d i n t o o u r college by P r e s i d e n t W i c k e r s a r e t o i h e HE'D HAVE PROSTRATION *

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weather bureau?"

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called last popular

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investigates the Movie M a g a z i n e !

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Five y o u n g t h i n g s s t r a g g l e in. W h o e v e r invented t h o s e h o r s e s h o e e f f e c t s to be w o r n on h e e l s s h o u l d be s t r u n g u p by t h e i r t h u m b s . . . Q u i e t f o r a few minutes. J u s t right to t a k e a nap.

S o m e people come to t h e l i b r a r y S o m e people c o m e to t h e l i b r a r y to s t u d y . , . a n d s o m e j u s t c o m e t o s t u d y . . . a n d s o m e j u s t c o m e t o federal laws, state laws, county to the library. the library. laws, corporation laws, by-laws, P e o p l e s e e m t o be m o r e s t u d i o u s o brother-in-laws, mother-in-laws and on t h e s o u t h side. P e r h a p s it's t h e This clipping w a s taken f r o m the o u t l a w s t h a t have been foisted up h u g e r e f e r e n c e b o o k s a n d h e a v y P a r k ^ S t y l u s . C o n d i t i o n s s e e m t o be on a n u n s u s p e c t i n g p u b l i c . T h r o u g h t o m e s t h a t i n t i m i d a t e t h e m . M u f f l e d v e r y m u c h t h e s a m e in t h e H o p e the v a r i o u s l a w s I have been held l a u g h t e r and sibilant w h i s p e r s on library. 1 s u p p o s e they a r e all over, u p , h e l d d o w n , w a l k e d on s a t o n , flattened a n d s q u e e z e d u n t i l I d o t h e o t h e r s i d e . A l i b r a r y a s s i s t a n t f o r t h a t m a t t e r . T h e n o r t h s i d e of n o t k n o w w h e r e I a m , w h a t I a m s t a g g e r s by w i t h b o o k s p i l e d u p t o o u r l i b r a r y s e e m s t o be t h e b e s t nor w h y I am. h e r n o s e . A c o u p l e of d a t e s e n g a g e p l a c e i n s t e a d o f t h e s o u t h , a s a t T h e s e l a w s compel m e to p a y a in s e r i o u s c o n v e r s a t i o n . B a c k in a P a r k . Did 1 s a y f o r w h a t ? N o ? O f merchants' tax, capital tax, income tax, real e s t a t e t a x , p r o p e r t y t a x , c o r n e r a history m a j o r w r i t e s his course, f o r s t u d y i n g . Now f o r those a u t o t a x , g a s t a x , w a t e r t a x , l i g h t p a p e r w i t h t h r e e b o o k s in f r o n t of w h o j u s t c o m e t o t h e l i b r a r y — o r t a x , c i g a r t a x , s t r e e t t a x a n d c a r - h i m a c c o r d i n g t o t h e r e g u l a t i o n s d o t h e y j u s t c o m e ? It s e e m s t h e r e pet tax. p r e s c r i b e d b y a well k n o w n h i s t o r y i s s o m e r e a s o n e v e n t h o u g h i t ' s not I am suspected, expected, inspectprof. . . . to s t u d y . S o m e one s p e c i a l m i g h t ed, d i s r e s p e c t e d , e x a m i n e d , r e - e x W i n d o w s a r e o p e n e d w i t h a r a t - b y c h a n c e be t h e r e . T h e b e s t p l a c e a m i n e d , u n t i l all I k n o w is t h a t I ' m s u p p l i c a t e d f o r m o n e y f o r e v e r y t l e . W i n d o w s a r e s h u t w i t h a b a n g in t h e l i b r a r y ( f o r t h o s e w h o d o k n o w n n e e d , d e s i r e o r h o p e of t h e . . . T h r e e y o u n g - m e n - a b o u t - t h e - n o t k n o w it a s y e t ) is t h e s o u t h h u m a n race, and because I r e f u s e c a m p u s m a r c h in. T h e v e r y t o p m o s t w e s t c o r n e r o r w e s t s i d e . T h e s h o r t to fall a n d go o u t and beg, b o r r o w a n d s t e a l m o n e y t o g i v e a w a y I b o o k s on t h e s h e l v e s d a n c e w i t h p r o t r u d i n g p a r t i t i o n p r o h i b i t s t h e a m c u s s e d a n d d i s c u s s e d , b o y c o t t e d , t h e r e v e r b e r a t i o n of t h e i r f e e t . . . l i b r a r i a n f r o m n o t i c i n g t h e s m a l l t a l k e d t o , t a l k e d a b o u t , lied t o , lied T h e s o c i a l b u t t e r f l y b r e e z e s in. g r o u p . A n d if t h e y d o n ' t w h i s p e r about, held up, held down, and too loud t h e y will not be h e a r d a t r o b b e d u n t i l I a m n e a r l y r u i n e d , s o P a u s e s t o g r e e t f r i e n d s a t t h e first t h e only r e a s o n I a m c l i n g i n g t o table. F l u t t e r s h e r e a n d t h e r e ex- the desk. life is t o see w h a t t h e devil is c o m - c h a n g i n g b i t s of gossip. . . .

Y e s , s o m e p e o p l e v i s i t t h e lii n g n e x t . — C h i c a g o J o u r n a l of C o m More y e l l o w i s h suede j a c k e t s p e r b r a r y f o r s t u d y — a n d s o m e j u s t to merce.

(Continued in next c o l u m n ) visit. condition

is d u e t o t h e

e f f e c t s of

HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR b u s i n e s s meetinp: f o l l o w e d .

The

radio

evening "Prof." the

Sorosis The little theater movement was the

theme

carried out

in t h e

So-

r o s i s m e e t i n g of F r i d a y n i g h t . T h e regular

o r d e r of t h e m e e t i n g w a s

Wissink,

announcer

was Lenora Harriet Boot

devotional

for

the

Zonrtebelt. conducted

hour.

Margaret

Repic, as Lowell T h o m a s , worldwide traveler, g a v e the p a s t week's news

flashes.

Due to inter-

ference M a r i a n De Weerd's reducing exercises and M a r g a r e t Repic's

was

cake m a k i n g lessons were slightly

devotions,

e n t a n g l e d . T h e well k n o w n p i a n i s t ,

led by S. B o e h u i s , a p a p e r on t h e

Miss Vivian Veldman, rendered t h r e e of C h o p i n ' s p r e l u d e s .

• eversed, and held

first.

the

program

After

the

"Little Theater Movement" g i v e n by M. R o t t s c h a e f e r .

was Her

p a p e r w a s of s u c h e x c e l l e n t q u a l i t y

A political speech, exceedingly s u i t a b l e to t h i s y e a r ' s e l e c t i o n s ,

I hat

was

il w a s

voted to be placed

the archives. honor a

was

T h i s is q u i t e a r a r e

for a f r e s h m a n .

this

in

play

Following

entitle^! " O v e r t u r e s , "

presented.

This

is

quite

a

modern psychological play presenting t h e c o n t r a s t b e t w e e n o n e ' s r e a l inner self and his o u t w a r d revealed M-lf.

The

characters

in

the play

were: Harriet, a cultured woman, Joan VV'alvMord; Marie Van

Hetty,

Verduin;

Bree;

her

T h e l a s t n u m b e r on t h e p r o g r a m w a s a d e l i g h t f u l p i a n o s o l o by H e l en S p r i e t s m a . meeting

as

B u t i t ' s h a r d t o tell

long some

of

the

platforms

would last. " P r o f . " Boot w a s a g a i n on t h e a i r f o r a n a i r was most instructive.

talk

which

secrets about the a n d a m b i t i o n s of people.

Harold

Teen

his

financial

followed

with Radio's Heavenly H a s h — a n d u m ! w a s it g o o d ! s A n n e t t a McGil v r a a s critic pron o u n c e d j u d g m e n t on t h e p r o g r a m .

All and

and was a d j o u r n e d with the singiii) r of t h e S o r o s i s s o n g s .

adjourned after Hope songs.

•o

the

society

soplioinores' e n t e r t a i n i n g last

Friday

night.

the

which

these

lovers kept

If Bill H e y n s h a d k e p t

his face hidden, we certainly w o u l d h a v e b e l i e v e d him t o be a lion in t h e flesh, b u t his r o a r w a s t o o fierce f o r h i s s m i l e . T h e p a t h o s

FROSH-

* SOPH

tient time,

COMPETITION

(Continued frorn P a g e One) headlong against the

"Jump"

says

the

maneuvering

s h o o t s off a g u n .

Thisbe, a f t e r s t a b b i n g herself and proclaiming herself dead, disap-

sophomore men erect

somebody

Whereupon

players

retreat

the

p o i n t e d u s by r i s i n g a g a i n t o t a k e l o c k e r r o o m t o r e s t w h i l e t h e f r e s h a bow. commodate the increasing crowd.

D a n T e n C a t e , of t h e C l a s s of At l e n g t h the s o p h o m o r e s prance '27, w a s p r e s e n t a n d d e l i v e r e d a i n t o t h e r o o m a g a i n . T h e y p r a c t i c e t h o u g h t a n d a j o k e in h i s i n i m - d r o p p i n g t h e b a l l t h r o u g h t h e d i s c itable style. u n t i l t h e f r e s h m e n h a v e finished

On

A

lively

by

Howard

discussion

on

which

ended

with

vice t o a l l . humorous Wright

paper,

s o m e good

Dorian

ad-

White gave a

reading

la,

and

humorous

and

Dorian

r e n d e r e d a p i a n o solo.

of

Mr.

and

Kenneth

Mr.

Hicks

Abraham

man as chorister.

D u e to s i c k n e s s

a n d b u s i n e s s , s o m e of t h e m e m b e r s on t h e e v e n i n g ' s p r o g r a m w e r e u n a b l e t o be p r e s e n t . Mr. H i c k s v e r y

A n o r i g i n a l p l a y in t h r e e a c t s p r e s e n t e d by t h e s o p h o m o r e s w a s

capably

rendered

two piano solos,

"Petit

Bolero."

by

the

"Funeral

final

n u m b e r of t h i s i n t e r e s t -

ing a n d d e l i g h t f u l p r o g r a m . T h o s e who took

part

were

Rottschaefer, Heltman menls

and

were

Dorians

Edwards, Lam.

K.

served and

the

the

S.

S.

S i b y l l i n e w i t h a E u r o p e a n t o w n in "ngafely

Knickerbocker

consisting

of

Society

en-

R o y Mooi w a s s e l e c t e d t o b e

the song leader and for the most part w a s s u c c e s s f u l in h i s a t t e m p t s lo k e e p u p w i t h t h e p i a n i s t and the singers.

The Current E v e n t s p a p e r by S h e r w o o d P r i c e ,

a n d d e v o t i o n s s t a r t e d us on o u r j o u r n e y . O u r p r o -

on local e v e n t s , g a v e a v e r y i n t e r -

grams, -hips complete from mast to l i f e - a v e r , i n f o r m e d us t h a t o u r

e s t i n g a n d c o m p r e h e n s i v e r e v i e w of world affairs. President " W a d d y "

lirst s t o p w o u l d be S c o t l a n d .

Spoelstra drew f r o m his g r e a t f u n d of a t h l e t i c k n o w l e d g e t o p r e -

lain

Rader

informed

Cap-

us when

reached

our

enough, greeted

Scotch laddie us in h i s n a t i v e

destination

and

we sure

besides

sent

some

a

humorous

paper

on

sidelights

"The

Tenth

Harris tongue.

O l y m p i a d " w h i c h is t o be h e l d a t Los A n g e l e s in t h e c o m i n g s u m m e r .

W e took l e a v e r e g r e t f u l l y , b u t w e

" A l p i n e H o r n , " by S c h u r m e r , was

w e r e >oon c h a r m e d

rendered

ulnch

we h a d

by g a y

Paris,

visited so o f t e n

in

by

George

Mulder

as

a

p i a n o solo.

our d r e a m s . Paris styles completely d a / / . l e d us a n d we c a m e a w a y

T h e c l i m a x of t h e e v e n i n g consisted of an u n u s u a l h u m o r n u m -

knowing

b e r , t h e p r o d u c t of t h e c o m b i n e d c o g n i t a t i o n s of t h e a e s t h e t i c M r .

what

t h e elite

wear

for

morning, afternoon and evening.

E n g l a n d p r o v e d no l e s s e n g a g i n g .

Johnson

We were entranced with the tales

Midsummer

of

p r e s e n t e d in all i t s g l o r y by a local c a s t in w h i c h t h e Lion s h o w e d p a r

old

English

Captain

Inns

Rader.

as

told

by

Lastly, we visited

and

the N e t h e r l a n d s where two Dutch

ticularly

maids g r e e t e d us with t h e i r typical s o n g s . W h i l e w e w e r e s t i l l

expert

dreaming the

of

where we

strains

of

had

"Home,

been,

Mr.

Niessink.

Night's

promising

howler.

soon

i n g w i t h a p r o p o s a l by o u r c h o r ister to p r o m o t e t h e m a i n t e n a n c e

carried out a few ice-cream cones,

old

which

U. S . A.

Alice

A

Clark

"The

Dream"

talent

Neil

Toonian

then

spoke

was

as

an

T h e juvenile leads

w e r e t a k e n by Ivan J o h n s o n , as t h e e x o t i c T h i s b e , a n d by " C u r l y "

in

Dorothea

Van Saun portrayed American home life, b r o u g h t the p r o g r a m to a n a p p r o p r i a t e close.

Critics for the evening " P a t " Van K o e v e r i n g and Van Dyke.

were Ruth

Alethea Station Van

ALS

Kaalte

broadcasted

Hall

Jos. Borgman, Manager P h o n e 5442

MODEL LAUNDRY M

from

Friday evening,

The ft W a t e r Laundry"

W e t W a s h , Rough Dry Finished W o r k

April la, f r o m eight to ten.

Marian capable

De

Weerd,

directoress,

led

a

njost all

ringing some-popular numbers.

in

Holland,

-

ASSEMBLY

to hear

Dean

P o u n d of

L a w S c h o o l w h o will

Michigan

scription

and

Supervisors, Student

salespeople

sub-

w h o w i s h to

avail t h e m s e l v e s of t h e o p p o r t u n i t y for free scholarships made possible t h r o u g h t h e c o u r t e s y of t h e L e a d ing Magazine Publisher's again t h i s y e a r a r e r e q u e s t e d t o a p p l y to t h e n a t i o n a l o r g a n i z e r , M. A n t h o n y S t e e l e , Jr.. box 244. S a n J u a n . P o r to Rico, s t a t i n g q u a l i f i c a t i o n s f u l l y .

T H E W O O D E N SHOE D I N E R

GOOD OLD H O M E COOKING AND PASTRIES

as

the

freshman

team

Watch your order Cooked.

have

Our Motto:

t h e p l a y i n g s t a r t s o n c e m o r e . I did n o t w a t c h t h e f o u r t h q u a r t e r , so I

beating

the

sophomores,

Fraternal

ENDS

The F r a t e r n a l House was the s c e n e of t h e u s u a l F r a t e r m e e t i n g Friday night. F r a t e r Slagh a p p o i n t e d c h o r i s t e r , b u t t)ie

Fraters

forsook

his

leadership

in

o r d e r to s n a k e d a n c e .

FOR

I he Oldest and Largest

P h i l o s o p h y of L i f e " Beavers' contribution.

Frater ning's

Kleis s u p p l i e d

humor.

Though

his

paper

m i g h t h a v e been called " S p r i n g F e v e r , " it w a s a g o o d a n t i d o t e f o r

Song" and departed.

Men s 4-piece Suits Cleaned and (M A A Pressed 2 Ladies Plain ( M A A Silk D r e s s e s « p l * " U W e r e p a i r all r i p s a n d t e a r s , s e w o n a l l b u t t o n s at n o a d d i t i o n a l costs.

Baker s Dry Cleaners [Next to Keefer s]

County

A . A . Nienhuis, Asst. Cashier Member

of the Federal .

Reserve System -

•••••••••••••••a**

Morses' or Gilberts' Chocolates Holland s Finest Ice Cream Parlor

( unt inued f r o m P a g e < Mie) in h i s s u i t c a s e ,

A. P. FABIANO

a n d all a s t h e y w a l k e d a l o n g ! It required a few m i n u t e s to hush up

26 W e s t 8 t h S t .

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IMPORTED A N D DOMESTIC WOOLENS

NICK DYKEMA, Merchant Tailor 19 W e s t 8rh S t .

O v e r J. J. R u t g e r s C o . , P h . 5 2 2 8 H o l l a n d ,

Mich

FRESHMEN

that particular disease.

T h e p r o g r a m w a s criticized by F r a t e r A l e x a n d e r a f t e r w h i c h llie F r a t e r s s a n g the " N e w Frater

in Ottawa

W m . }. Westveer, Asst. Cashier

HOPE SONGSTERS

eve-

State Bank

Dr. Wynand Wichers, V i c e President C. Vander Meulen, Cashier

wa-

the

Post Office

Dr. Edw. D. Dimnent, President

After the excitement Frater t h e " a f f a i r , " b u t it p r o v i d e d t h e Dekker reviewed the baseball situaspice for a good m a n y d a y s and t i o n in a p a p e r e n t i t l e d " A B a s e jokes. ball F o r e c a s t . " Tired from their s t r e n u o u s proF r a t e r V a n K o l k e n p i n c h hit g r a m of c o n c e r t s , t h e g i r l s f o u n d for F r a t e r M a r i n g and gave the the last day's trip from London, F r a t e r s a "musical interlude" over O n t a r i o to Holland a most impaa p r i v a t e hook u p .

"My Frater

Opp.

FIRST STATE BANK

ten

EXHAUSTED

gin to clang a w a y

Cleanliness, Quality, Service.

Open Night and Day.

T h e s t u d e n t s of t h e / o o l o g y dep a r t m e n t a r e g e t t i n g a real thrill o u t of t h e field t r i p s . T h e s e a r c h O r d e r s h a v e b e e n i s s u e d t o t h e f o r f r o g s a n d fishes is m o s t i n t e r esting.

It m a y look silly t o be F r e s T i m e n 'in r e g a r d to S p r i m ; w e a r i n g g o l a s h e s a n d b o o t s on nice c l e a n i n g a n d t h e y a r e s l o w l y be- s p r i n g d a y s , b u t t h a t is t h e l e a s t g i n n i n g t o r e a l i z e t h a t o r d e r - a r c of t h e i r t r o u b l e s . o orders.

THREE-WEEK TRIP

last was

Members,

Captains

•Hi

to

Sweet

playlet,

and

portunity

the Harvard

( rew

Team

(Continued from Page One)

a t l e a s t . T o n y t h e n a t t e m p t e d to f r e s h m e n m a y h a v e h a d o v e r t h e r e a d a p a p e r w r i t t e n by a f o r e i g n s o p h o m o r e s a n d t h r e e m o r e t o m a k e d i p l o m a t . H o w e v e r , it w a s c o n s i d - c e r t a i n t h e v i c t o r y of t h e s o p h o e r e d by t h e . g r o u p t h a t it w a s a m o r e s . T h e f r e s h m e n w o n by a p o o r c o m p o s i t i o n a n d t h e r e a d i n g s c o r e of 32 t o 2'J. T h e s o p h o m o r e s strove nobly, however. Two fainted of it a l s o w a s not s a t i s f a c t o r y . and the e n t i r e t e a m was g r a n t e d a T h e M a s t e r Critic, H a r r y Zega- week's vacation for their splendid rius, wound up t h e p r o g r a m with work. T o n i g h t t h e f r e s h m e n play a f e w r e m a r k s a b o u t how good a n d t h e s e n i o r s . T o m o r r o w we t a k e o u r i how bad the n u m b e r s were. Alum- e x a m i n a t i o n s .

H o m e " t o l d us w e w e r e b a c k in t h e j-ood

MODEL

t h e f e l l o w s f o r a s h o r t t i m e on h i s activities at Ann Arbor.

joyed a very interesting p r o g r a m at the r e g u l a r m e e t i n g F r i d a y night.

e m b a r k e d on voyage

The

All

VISIT

l i k e s o r d i s l i k e s of a f r e s h m a n , a s

c r i m e in g e n e r a l f o l l o w e d , c o n c l u d -

nus

Knickerbocker

meet-

O n F r i d a y e v e n i n g , A p r i l ir», t h e

Hon

Mendelssohn.

Miss .lean N y -

Sibylline

mi u .

and

Behrman,

h o f f w a s a g u e s t of t h e D o r i a n sot let v.

Sibyllines

by

Ravina,

A very important business session followed.

Then refresh-

ing was a d j o u r n e d .

March,'

HOPEITES

DETROIT; TO ATTEND

in t h e l e a s t i n c l i n e d t o c o n s i d e r t h e

more to offset any a d v a n t a g e s the

a

SIX

it o u t s i d e t h e c o u r t . " F r e s h m e n o u t ; m e e t i n g w a s c a l l e d t o o r d e r by t h e j u m p " s h o u t s t h e r e f e r e e . W h e r e e x - p r e s i d e n t R o g e r V o s k u i l . Outupon he s u m m o n s a v e r y brief new chorister.

Linden Lindsay, f r e s h m a n and a very drawn-out arose amid great cheering and s o p h o m o r e , t o s s e s t h e ball, c a t d u - s p r o c e e d e d t o lead t h e boys in s i n g it a n d h a n d s it t o a s o p l u A n o r e . i n g . F o l l o w i n g t h i s lesson t h e r e g T h e f r e s h m a n h a s v i o l a t e d t h e regu l a r p r o g r a m w a s b e g u n by t h e u l a t i o n s by l i f t i n g b o t h f e e t oil" t h e new president's Inaugural address. lloor a n d t h e s o p h o m o r e s r e c e i v e M r . D a m s t r a v e r y well e x p r e s s e d t h r e e s h o t s . T h e y m i s s t h e m all. s o m e of t h e p l a n s a n d a c c o m p l i s h A g a i n t h e w h i s t l e blows. T h i r d m e n t s of t h e F r a t e r n i t y . q u a r t e r is finished.

Damstra took the president's I s i n c e r e l y d e s i r e to h a v e t h e c h a i r a n d a n n o u n c e d t h e s e c o n d g a m e e n d , but s i n c e no o n e s e e m s

for

in

April

De J o n g e .

Fredericks

Dorian

NOTICE!

F r i d a y e v e n i n g at 7:.')() t h e

w e d o n o t k n o w b u t it w a s f u n n y

spring

by

t h e e v e n i n g of

1932, w a s c a l l e d t o o r d e r by P r e s i dent Tarrant.

A "peppy" song

at this time the various committees will m a k e t h e i r r e p o r t s on i n t e r n a -

last S a t u r -

the seats.

A g a i n t h e y speak on I n t e r n a t i o n a l Justice. The j u m p . T h e s o p h o m o r e s g e t t h e b a l l , n e x t a f f a i r s c h e d u l e d is a d a n c e a t prance about and whimsically throw

Cosmopolitan

T h e final s e s s i o n w i l l b e h e l d f r o m t h r e e t o five P . M . , S a t u r d a y ;

in c a s e o f

to the

a f e w b l e a c h e r s t o ac-

t h e title had to do with t h e p a p e r

Dorian

Niagara

and

entered Voorhees Hall day night.

yon

as

by

conductor,

and

of t h e t h i n g w a s b r o k e n o n l y w h e n

Nor-

played

accompanied

T h e m e e t i n g of t h e A d d i s o n s o c i e t y of

watching

w h i c h we k n o w o u r d e l e g a t e s will p e r f o r m nobly.

O f f i c i a l Pill t i o n a l p r o b l e m s a n d a n o p e n eiisc o l d s , f o u n d c u s s i o n of t h e m will b e h e l d . T h e it g a v e t h e f r e s h m e n a n o t h e r op- h e r s e l f g r e a t l y r e l i e v e d w h e n h e r c l o s i n g a d d r e s s will t h e n b e g i v e n p o r t u n i t y t o o b t a i n t h e b a l l . ) A f t e r t w e n t y - f o u r c h a r g e s , w i t h s h r i e k s b y t h e p r e s i d e n t of t h e a s s e m b l y . m a n y of s u c h h e l t e r - s k e l t e r , h i t h e r of l a u g h t e r a n d s i g h s of r e l i e f , re-

pianist,

violin

been

Dispenser

rection

a

sleepy

Mrs. F e n t o n , who acted as chap-

referee. eron,

of

was

had

( T h i s w a s v e r y k i n d of h i m , s i n c e

s e r v i c e w a s e n j o y e d u n d e r t h e di-

number

a

c h a r g e s wildly a g a i n s t a f r e s h m a n , ated with vari-colored lights.

D o r i a n Dick g a v e h e r i m p r e s s i o n s

second

s o l o , " M e l o d y in F " by R u b i n s t e i n ,

perhaps

Falls as they were being illumin-

to relieve p r e s e n t economic condis h a l l e n d by e x p l a i n i n g I he s c o r e . t i o n s b y t h e n e c e s s i t y of m o r e T h e o r i g i n a l s c o r e w a s fiS a n d 2H police officials. in f a v o r of t h e f r e s h m e n . T h e " V i t a m i n C " w a s t h e n a m e of a u t h o r i t i e s t o o k off t h i r t e e n p o i n t s Ekie Meyer's h u m o r paper. What for our being f r e s h m e n , ten points

The

and

one, f o r a t one o'clock F r i d a y n i g h t they

wall.

by

a n d a d v a n c e m e n t of c r i m e in o r d e r

Atwa-

ter g a v e a s e a r c h i n g news report.

A

Addison

program

Dorian

F A I R N E S S OF

light

their tryst.

Kieft.

w a s t h e t h e m e of

Pyramus.

sending him

number — "Crime,"

Dorian "Spring"

brave

erecting

ages, abilities some c e r t a i n

and

the

w h o s e r v e d a s t h e solid W a l l , a n d f o r Dick V a n d e r W i l t , who, a s t h e M a n in t h e M o o n , s u p p l i e d t h e

T h e B i r t h d a y C l u b let o u t s o m e

t h a n ever when heard over station ALS. The p r o g r a m was concluded

Slowinski. Marie

business

how

Kofe

Evelyn

Kleis w a s in c h a r g e of t h e p l a y .

The

Eddie Cantor.

Maggie

a n d love a f f a i r s p r o v e d to be b e t t e r

M a g g i e , M a r g a r e t ' s in-

n e r .self. M a r t h a

by

self,

inner

Margaret,

given

as

W e have only t h e greatest a d m i r a tion to e x p r e s s f o r E a r l Goosen,

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Miss Bekman Plans Spring Football To B a r n y a r d View Tennis Draws Fifteen Answer Culminate in Game Tour of Continent Of F a s c i n a t i n g Net Stars For Schouten's Call Miss Priscilla Hekman, graduate A b o u t t w e n t y m e n t u r n e d out for of H o p e c o l l e g e a n d c h a i r m a n of Coming Games Outdoor S p o r t s p r i n g football last week. Coach For Track Team the Hope College Alumni associa-

"I

f i f t e e n b o y s a r e in r e g u l a r t r a i n i n g and more are expected. The varsity Cupery, Meyer,

The

success

of

Hope's

t e a m s d e p e n d s on .Jim

tennis

men who required

Wiegerink, | plement

for every

a d i f f e r e n t immood.

on a c c o u n t of a n i n j u r y I " h i s p l a y -

ten

()|. t W ( . | v e

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her

trip

in

Paris,

Geneva,

years.

Miss

Bekman

southern

Austria,

(iermany,

(; 0 ]|js simplest looking t|1(, and Reardon r e p r e s e n t the senior John Muilenberg and Gerrit Wieg e r i n k .

A l t h o u g h A l e x a n d e r , n u ' m j ^ o | . l l w h e n you d e c i d e a m m t u W()r ( c l a s s ; K o e p p e a n d Z e g e r i u s th«' b e r of l a s t y e a r ' s t e a m , is e l i g i b l e jt u p a n d t h e t o u g h e s t lookt() junior class; and Daiman and Esf o r c o m p e t i t i o n , he is u n a b l e t o p l a y ; i ^ j , ) | K H . n a t it f o r |1 a u r V(lU iave s e n b e r g t h e s o p h , c l a s s . W h i l e ( up e r y c a n be d e p e n d e d u p o n in t h e

ment with

me

will

France,

Czechoslovakia,

Ethonia,

Finland,

Den-

m a r k a n d E n g l a n d . T w o w e e k s will be s p e n t a t t h e h e a d q u a r t e r s of t h e P o c o n o S t u d y T o u r s a t O e t z in tinAustrian in

the

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