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on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? “ “No”, the woman replied. “I’m with the I.R.S.” The Break-up The housewife is packing her bags getting ready to leave her husband of 20 years after one last fight. “And where do you think your going?” the husband asks. “I’m going to New York City,” She replies. “And just how do you think you’re gonna survive there without a job or any skills?” “Well, I hear a woman can make up to $500 just for having sex with a man!” The husband starts packing his bags as well, and the wife asks “Where are you going?” He replies, “I’m going to New York so I can see how you can possibly survive off of $500 a year!”

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