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Sarah-Grace Sanders Also known as Sass, Sarah-Grace hails from California, MD and is a second year Pre-Comm/Arabic major in AFROTC. What kind of guy does she want to have slap the handcuffs on her? The classic tall, dark, and handsome man is the partner in crime she is looking for, citing confidence as a turn on, but arrogance a turn off. Sass’s ideal date ends with a long cliched walk on the beach. Don’t worry though, she’s more than just your runof-the-mill sorority girl (Alpha Phi “because it’s the jam!”). This 19-year-old wants to be a special agent for the government even though she says that no one expects it from this “total girl.” As far as music goes, she’s into some hot bands like Keane, The Killers, and Death Cab for Cutie, and she likes cool movies that you guys wouldn’t mind watching on a date, like Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, and Fight Club. She’s hot too, spending her free time at the AFC in order to get into shape for Spring Break. So, want to show Sass your nightstick? Better be comfortable giving her the control, but if you don’t mind submitting to this AFROTC girl, offer up your number as Exhibit A and take it from there.


Favorite Quote


“I feel sorry for the people who don’t drink, when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

David Reid When I tell you that 21-year-old David Reid is a gay guy, man, you’re gonna wish you were one too. David, a third year Sigma Chi majoring in Politics, prostitues himself out to middle-aged women to sell alcohol. You read that right folks, he works for Barboursville Vineyards, in addition to the Miller Center, UGuides, StudCo and the Arts and Sciences Council. In his free time (whenever that is), he loves cocktails. Every day. At five o’clock. He says of this favorite pastime, “I believe that if everyone participated in this once sacred activity, the people of America would be happier, healthier, and less socially awkward.” He doesn’t just drink liberally; he votes liberally too. He listens to classical, rock, classic rock and “of course” porn music. He is a “huge fan of the sketchy movies that makes most people uncomfortable,” such as Requiem for a Dream, but he also likes comedies to balance that out. David is looking for someone energetic, fun, motivated, attractive, and socially capable. If you think you fit the bill and want to win over this hot prospect, buy him a bottle of Sapphire and some tonic and toast the night away!

{ } Favorite Quote

“Cocktails first, questions later.” -”Swingers”

V Magazine UVA March 2005  
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