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Rental fee doubles at Fed Hall Break-even points for campus businesses may require hard knocks for smaller UW clubs

In order to keep Fed Hall's doors open, a little more moolah will be requiredfrom parties wishing to throw affairs there, regardless of their size or stature within the university. rhiIF(: had bimlmund n m tr, i m d st,,,x,2,I l,,,,<lb from r1,c ',,C,,V mdi, r l ~ e c l ~ ~clwrg~ h m ~ h i ~ u l d it.~ccrou x~r '>ternsof.i tccurnng n:iturc.'It~\my l~clrcftt~arrhcongm:m$juiuficauonf~,r nnich&ftir alt).Forri~mplc,:~"LI~,~s thl\ wx&n,gwer th;itprcdictal,lc, rc:iid Glrli mght" would mnke just os col-nngevcn~\ \hould h ~ a i l d i dto thi p ~ r t y a p ~ n n y f r i , m t hs~lc\<,f c food, nlcohhc .mdnon :dci,hi,hclxvcragcs a\Fcd~ilr,fioinrcnrmgtli~pl;acour. 1Ir,wevcr,thr hgi:cstdownsidcofthc mcrearc I\ that nut .ill UW organvaIxmnm h n c rhc IkC can no\\ fund tmns maybe ahlc to bc equally subslnnyrecurnngivcnt. thzcd. So, as long as the event has thr ~~~~tc~~m"lofoccumngrnoretllan once, See FED HALL, page 6 and there IS aw-aynfbrmgngm sub-

Re-elected MPP promises to serve K-W students m d o r cc~mnrunratewtthme somc how and p t Icr mc knou how they percewe u m v c r q hfc to be and how could l,r madc bctrcr fix ihcm." The people a h n harc influcnccd \Vmncr burl, personally and palm call~a~rc"c.i~ir~~~pcople,"rt~esn~cl. "'l'hn,oghoiir ~ n l Ihte, ' tllerc hnri bcun~xoplc \\lii,lr,ire<irmi,ns~ra~id I I W Trontidi~rcii n t r x aml hnvi in courngcd rnc 10 hr. hi51 that I r n

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Several dignitaries from Cambridge, Kitchener and Waterloo commemorate FibreTech's newest venture with a ceremonial cutting of wire. (What were you expecting, a ribbon?). m d ISThale bern~null~sfortl~cpastfce would hc $20, w ~ t ha n addioonal cuuplcofmonrlrs,anddtt~ereisioter- fee for exuausag. D;ul~rareswoold fcrence, they will vmrk togcthcr to be around $4. SOIVC It Currcnrl> rherc 15 no authennca Although m e planshave yet tobe uon, allmungusera to ~r?;thc armice fortrceuntlltheendofthcyear.I<un~ fmhzed, Kurtz hay\ t.'~bleTcchwll said therc wdl hc nu restnchons o n have monthly ratcb a\ well as d:uly rates. Ire estimate5 that thc montldy whatuscrscanaccess,:Illr~u~mgthem

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Liberals to freeze tuition youngpeople, inourfuturecconom~c educate their !ads." pmspenty, and in our sucngth as a The Canadian I'ederaaon has redvicaociety."heamculated.Jr~hnst~,n ce~vcdreports thatstudcnts wcre be~ a l t ' o nMcGmnty's Ontario 1.1heral mentioned that MIT has a student- mg dcmed the nghr to vote. They allege poll clerks told 5tudcnts that party has ended the Progressive Con- facultyrauoof4:l andoperahngsupthey must votc where t h e r parents senatives'eight years of Tory rule in port$IOO,OOO.UW,inconmast,hasa the province with a majonty govern- student-faculty of 2S1 and only lived. Reports have been filed form North Bay, Ottawa, Thunder Bay, ment. 'We will invest in those thing $11,000 in operating support. Hamilton and Toronto. "We heard that one smdent was told. Too bad. "We heard that you should've been proxied,"' said commentedonimpn~vementstothe Duff. He bellwe\ thcse ohstades are education and health systems. ncM ~ government G ~has ~ One ~ student ~ ~ Was ~Iam,ng,andsaidrhatmanyofthcsc promtred toproducc 50,000newunitold, bad, mdentwcxtir~tt"evo~~.G~~ that thcrc was a low voter turn out versqand collcgeplacesm anattempt tocrectNorthAmcnca'sfmestlab~,ur YOU should've among youth, he was dlsappornted Kimberly Mackhan




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Mayor of New San Salvador brings his gratitude to UW

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EDITOR-IN-GiF A pvopw,~Ifin ;i p m n e r i l q ~w t h N W S,M brlv.iiioi, F.1 Sal\ador, mas prr\tntcd a , thc U'alil-loo (:i,unrll o n C)cn,hcrX. Vlsmtlg NLW hn Snl\ad<,rmayx, 0si.u Sxmucl (~Iruzand lhls n t h , c o m m u n i t ~c,,

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At a reception in the SLC onTuesday, October 7. New San Salvador mayor Osca~ Ortiz met with and answered questions from students and WPlRG members.

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DaltonRk(;wni! wII hcsworn ln ;'s 24thpremieronOct. 23.ThcL1bcral\wm72 sc:rtsm tl~eprov~ncialclccuona,reduangthe Torwa to 24and thcNUP to just seven seats ( o x shy ofoffiad pan) status).

AnOntnr~oCoiirtofAppcalmLt~grelnstated the law agamst cvcryonc posxsalng ?mall xnwmts o f c u u ~ a h for ~ \ ricrc~uonat,a~lvle encouraging ''med~cxlmanluma users" to saielyget a good supply of the drug. theCDN Accocd~ngto the C710iiiaiiiiA~f~~il,w~tlr <iollarbrrakingtt~rough rhc lIS7Sccntmarli ycstcrday~~~anugl~t~enrl~~gh,~ncr~asingthr chancer thxt ttrr R m k u f ( I ~ n a d w i d cut Interest ldtCS.

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Waterloo Roots on display at CECS

Last Friday the CECS building received a pleasant new addition t o its decor as a sculpture designed by a UW student was unveiled in its lobby. The artist, 38 Architecture student Jonathan Wong, calls his creation Waterloo Roots; it is composed of three intertwined branches, which are meantto representthecontinual relationship between co-op students, businesses and UW. Thus, it finds a perfect home in the co-op building, where it rests after Wong won a competition thatasked its participantstodesign a pieceof art forthe building.

Kimberly Mackhan IMPRFSTAFF L,,,\L,,<C ,,,mlcr<t,,<i,, ll.,dl~,~l,,#!~~,l .rtcicic-up 10 dpct c i n - t < r r h i Are \ O L w m ~ a,l h ~ r,qxll\ t r ~ n g str<mdconsvwtwi i e , ~ .()ucl,cc, In turcion tceii\ w ' t c rlglrr, chi ;iriraqc cimll-nst, h.ii t n m n twu<,n Ircs fut C a n d u n undirgr;rdii.~tctuillon f i c ll~tsucci~s~rr!carnt$I,675,Tla\hcn~ has nscll h m Q.i,74U 1,) $4,025 tnl- cfit 15 onl) av.iilahle to Qucbcr restXI01 04 G~vi~ithiiin~~~c~.~l(.u~d~~tt~~t~) drnts. StatKan has smci cimtirnmcd h e i ~ e f i t s o f p ~ ~ \ ~ - i e c o n d ; i ~ r ~ Ithat ~ ~ ccduca~mn ~ ~ u ~ ~ na , fdhng I,cshould srudents not he evprcrcd 10 yond tl~ereacl~ofaverageL;maJinns. pay hghcr fees? Iiigher tumon fees IJn~versitx\argue tharh~ghherfees alsomean hgl~clicrstudcntdcbt,wll~ch a r e n e c e s s q ~ o f i m dthc demand h ~ r tends to dctcr aludents from t a h g new slyaces end cnhure q u d q m the teruary cducatmnmntoconsidcmuon. facc~isl~onfd~mgovemrncntfundOnly 55 per cent of students whose ~ n Commencinglasr g spnng, turnon families cam an mcomc of less thm feesfi,rCNvundcrgaduatesm~e~tIar $55,000 attend unwersity w h k sruprogmswcrewell undcrwayat$2,097 dentswhosc famil~esc:m$80,000pcr per tcrm. This did not include stuyearormc,rehaveap;uncipatlonratcof dents in cngmccnng, archmcture or 80pcrcent. <,ptomcq,whereonc-termfces cbcaMany Onearm f a n h e \ cannot late co $1,491,82,276 and 54,349 remanage to p q For a p m t - s e c o n d q spccuxlr Onthiother hand,fces for cclucanon hecausc~,ffri~entR,rcm- mtcmnttonalstudentscanrangeffru~n mrnr under-fundinq and skymclict- $8,100 to$8,860a tennand In exccai

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and summer programmes availnble Y e a round

o In the October 3 issue

of lmprint, the guest comic was incorrectly attributed to only Matthew Campbell. The comic should also have been attributed to Sean Murray.

Love: bringing sex to new heights

Cruelly, madly, cheaply Mq mgry pursuit to figure out Fed Hall's marketing budget


M o r e Finkelstein

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Little Caesars" APRIL AND MAY






Thanksgiving essentials Kourtney Short IMPRINTSTAFF

Sack the Macs Computer troubles at UW Sarah Lau C ~ M U N ~ T Y ~ R ~ A L

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p(~ r ~ r ~ ~ vOet 10-23 TWO WEEKS

Larry Smith give a lecture entitled "Impressing Employers - How to Find their Hot Buttons."

Waterloo Kinsmen present


Larrv Smith: allocator of talent J

Kevin Kane


at Seagram Haus October 17 & 18 WLU Stadium in the auditorium

For tickets call:

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$229. per month

I h,w to Fmd thc~r1IOL Button\." After this event and numerous obscmanccs ofSmith's pcrfrxtnuncc\,it furthcr occurred to tni that hr and U&narcallocaturslnlund:~fliuffctt 15 the "~@~Ialallocator,"then Smith 1s the ' ' L d m t allocator." Just as Buffct labours to cnsurc

You may vcry wcll havc heard thc name I.ary Smxh, burpwhaprxonly conluresvaguereferences tounparallcled enthusiasm or to someone who lust 'cannot kccp h s mouth shut, dcpend~ngo n your persprcuve. Yet there's a srnking analugy behueen Smnh and thc man who > \poss~bly the world's most mfluentd ChO, Smith allocates huWarren 13uffett. k t ' s *?art ~ i t Uuffctt. h You m;q man capital, our vcyvcllh;lvc hcard t h c n a m ~ Warr~n knowledge, skills, Buffell, lmt perhaps i t only ronlurcs i. ~ u i r c f i t et~ ~ ~p ~ ~ ~s r ~ i n d u , c i i l t ideas, I~. innovation, At t h hilm ~ r,fronglr,miratc Hrrli"animal spirits," by shvcHadi.~w.iv,lich;~s ;apcr\ori;rl~m v o r i h n n m n d 640hillmn IJS,rnaliing presenting strategies Il~mtl,eu.orld's secmd rnostwcalrh~ and inspiring stories md~vidwl. Uutictt qamcd 1115 rcputnzmn aml of human accomr,,nuneasoneofl~~slory'smr,stspecplishment through t,iculnr wrcstms. HE unparallclcd ;ihhty t~,ii~vc\tmi,ncjmt~,pt~,tilahlr the vehicle of eco~ c n t u r cto \ achieve c x i r n o n l ~ n a ~ r e tii~nshas m;& Irm wdel) regarded nomics. nsoncofrtlc bcsranal) srs ufbris~ncss rnd p c r h q s 11%gtc.rrcst .iU<,c.itor of nlonc). hlorro\cr, ti~sIctri.rsr~,sh;n~holdu \ r r i cilhum to b i a suprcmrly lucd and ur~1tyrnnter,m~th a g f t fnrusmg tmmcl) anrcdorcs tu makc co~nplci I,o\inr\s nml linancd lssuca rcndil) g~fip~ldc,r\~ci~rntcrr\tmng, to normal txoplc. R o m avrwvr,imgage,Hufief I \eerneC ~le\t~nril tonswmr tlirroleof "rqmtl .,Ill ,cmx ." ~Ilth~,ugh it I\ 5% r:dl rrdcr ti, :i\k : i n j o n c wr.1II~o~1l lhi la\! namc <;ale\ lo inotch Bufteit In pin\-rr orw*.ealth, but Sm~thrn,~trhrsHuifettin smccrit).rlumiand\b~t.hlureoicr,o~rScptcnibcr 21, Snuth p r w ~ d c d:i p a t irctllrc fix thc IJmr~crsiqof LY'atrc loo'\ Businc\s and Investmem Club enutled, "Impressfng T h p l o ~ r r s-

tal,~~urlin~~~~~l.icdgc,rl.~llr,idca\,iii vation, ''aolmal spmrs," by present-

vcluclcofcconomc Indomngm,he provicles the motivat~onand d m c tion to help ensure that our talent e not wasted o n u ~ m s p x e dvcnturcs ihatpmdocelow retuins,hoth forthe economy andourownpersonalsatlsfacum At tl~e~lawnofouiarnvalatE'aater loo, I bebevewcall haveanoblcvlsmn cxphc~tor~ml~hc~r-~~f~~~~r ual m d fumrc. But planmng for that futiire%ndrr?lf?fngthaI polrnlfnl fs a rh.ilicngmg cntcrpmc. I hrlrcvr that 5t~i~ll~'srcpulnl~~~npriccdi~ hltnpred r d y hcc.iiisc h r c l , ~ r \ c s~ n pctson arc ~nrredd,lcriv,urcc\ in tlw indcnv tur, and 811 11W stwlents <,ught to takc ;ads ;mr.iqc. Ergo, a wggc\lcil rr, clo hit for ,011

I . Kr,rdSt~~itli'sg~oilritnesIi,l-!<,or carcir dcrcli,pmcnr at rconomfc\ umatcrl~~~~.c:i/~tn~t1iiIat

rareel-.t~tiiil.Hrpro~~~ies~crpsprr~ii ~tcrnstl~,~t~oucanacrornpl~sI~~,nlrxl >unrac.&m,i udr<,-optc!ms 2. Takc h c o n 1 0 1 .mil I,ron 102 \v,tt, Smth. \Yrhmcium t1~cpri.~cnccofSiiilti~, I nlwais reel lhal I'm r m thrvirge o i wmc px msight -of a I r \ rlatlon nhoutlmw tobetter;~lloro~emv~alent. 'Ti, p : ~ t . q h r : ~Stmth, \~ 0111 CHPCII enrexl Vi';liel-lo~,?r,mellrnescl-fei.<,ut, 'W n~~~~rr~.u,rrn~ng!l)angcr,~l,~nqcr Ibcc.iucc ~rr.rm jci,pmily i,fh,riicta~g o n thcui~im.tgnauvi.u~~~n\plrcil,:ii~d unplanned It'\ liotd lo e t p c n c n r c Smrh anC to not quenl<,n where v,,u're hradcd and Irou you're plarnmg t,) get thcrc, hh,rrovcr. ~f )<,u hccr,mi aciju:untcd w t h Snurh, 1hct ~ ~ u u ; l l l ~ n c r c a i e y ~ ~ ~ ~ r for ~x~~c >ourself,and draft a smaner strategy toobtam success.

Peter North: king of kings Cociiun r l r Uli,cli"pl.iqoc licwrm 15 .,gc Somc ~nayarmdcrh<m amdrlia\ .dl that l o ~ m g 10 g m ~ Accmdtng to,Nr,rtt>Ivelxfisse\rr.~ Irard bcfill-e c,ict>cr\ sccnr. ,\ppar cnily,atter\r;trsc,!ng~~~rthi. nght fimnul.i, .i i q p . m . ~ t chit i cou plcd a l t h glut c<,n\umpuon, IS North's srcrct to I w dcptlr di.t)$ng I"/ hr,\~ngs.Ihchcbc h r u u o t t i c ~ . d y hold\ ( h i mdustrv rer<,ni tor m w t ciin~~iiuoure~puls~oi~\;~t,,n;~~n;~zit~g 20 seronds. 'l'hnk . h u t that f r ~ .i rcronrlgoyshifixc!ou &rptlh mcar. l i d , )ou n q h t wdl IK: ~ I ~ ~ I ~ O L I S i~~hi.hcnyr,utn;isiu~I~i~ti (;ofor ~cronls \c;o,

hirnngl-yycll~ngicll,,n clc,~fenr\. Anywa!, l'irct Northls a lcgciiiiln thc pomc ~nclu\rr! hur l.rcli\ m.w ~ttc.iniacci~~inncc.AfieraIt porn~,d l conudel-ed~.d~ooarni,nqh~ t~glit-aw tnnjont!. Ti,n\,rier, e\.inrining Nurth'\ ; i c c ~ ~ r n p h h m i i ~ t ~ ~ , b l i c u r r l ~ hls gcnetlr mfornvmon shor~ldlic m x r d md u d clmc an . m n uf furunit fc tkliglmr\. F.lnnmaleall h e hvclr'm,\. Apprmti! North'sixhrrd~dnot approve dim son's c,trervand 11012blctnletits.Hr~\dy~ngr,f\I~arnc.rsur spc.tli Shame I S in fict ntcrmtnxl 111 w s s ~ns u m r culrurir. App:irmtl!, ~ r r . h gl m i \ t n m ' ' l l ~ ~ cIbl ~ h c r \ Gudc tu ~ h cGdary" to concludi wlunmr Ir alw ;an ~llnc\\m wmc culturi\

The truth behind spam stories Elizabeth Rogers



Friday October 10 -The rlung "lus ~n ra\i " Hrwirit, 111~ qui\l to Tlclp S<,mz,mc," \ ' l r u s tapping of the keg at 1vpcof"luuk nr.iiY clog\ up ay\tems, \Y-nrnqs," "Trur Lcgcndh," .md 11:30 a.m. in Civic Square ovcrlo.~I\~ n h o r e smnd #rnernlh . ~ n - "Hacl,cd Histor)." A m h e r \,LC, at Kitchener City Hall. The nor\pcopie M<,\ myth\<x mvw sttllir com/I~r,a\,~.l~~tn, row Willkomen Platz and Bier hoa\es, !ct s o m c n n w w-r lhcl~vc t a m \ a n ;+lr.ihct~ral hrmg r,frhn>q Garten open for business people Il;,~llrnC,ro\erthc ?cars. thm,. ( )ftcntheyu\c"tcd,iuc.d~<~~~t~cl and remain open until the rnglanguagc" .md contam contact InYouma! he \urpnsed .rr drat fooled 18th. fomauun from "real people" suchns you and your fncnds ovcr the )cars pohccmen,I;ru~ycrs,doct~,rs and even m d a n e-ma1 may not hml you, Saturday October 11 Interpol They clun tohc~red~ldeand sumel$mesthc ~n{onn,moncreeps Family pancake breakfast ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r c b c l ~ c ~ - , ~ l ~ l c ~ ~ ~ l ~in ~Waterloo ~ ~ f ~ Town ~ ~ ~Square t1icv t<,dm;m) pc<,plc,m fact,rhatWcbsl~e,are rylny convtrsatmn starts at 7:30 a.m. and Don't gct duped and rlorr't pass poppmgup all overmord~rtocoungoes until 11:30 a.m. The teract lhrse \ccmingly "l~armlos" alongl~es.Some rccommcndauuns: pancakes are free and prmks. Ho;~xbuster\ and 'Truth of It's likcresearchmgfixa rcpnrtoran canned food donations will C\VI)-: be accepted at the door. 1. Alwqs check vourwurccs Check cornpan! \Vchsf~t\tr,\rcr~tj.thc~nh,r Monday October 13 Iloarl~utrri~ndu~li~c~~niprihcnu~~c tr~anc,n<,fthescn<ler. W~ltco~call thal Oktoberfest Parade begins 1,cr\<,n (jf't'b ~<l,~d>,,,g ,<>,,'R \Lr0r~ aruclesontlwthMor! ,,tsp;nn,Ix~atn at 8:45 a.m. at the corner r,ed :,lmut), r c c u p w i hi,a\r\, and u l w I,, d0 of King and Erb streets. 2. LTar , o u r iwnmrm sm\r \ ' ~ ~ i i i .~houli h r m L3<>1h havi ;irchnc\ i,f The parade will travel a lho.~\csrl.~ss~ticd h, t!pe,surk a\"Rc alirt'. .ire puitid ,,n ~cput;lbircornfull five kilometres



Thirty Hour Famine coming to UW


through Waterloo


Tuesday October 14 The Oktoberfest Citizenship Court is being held at Westvale Public School, starting at 9:30 a.m. 20 t o 25 new Canadians will be welcomed t o KitchenerWaterloo. Wednesday October 15 Rogers Women of the Year will be held at 7:30 p.m. in the Regent Room of Waterloo Inn. Tickets are $15 in advance, call 570-HANS for more information.


Since May 1,2003, several dedicated UW students have been preparingfor one of the most well-known charity events. The 30 Hour Famine encourages people to take as many donations as possible and fast for a full 30 hours. The Famine will take over the Great Hall in the SLC on October 16 and 17. There will be events organized by various clubs, and a Famine Relief concert is being held onOctober 16from 8:00 until 12:00.Theconcertis open and freetoall, butdonations are accepted and encouraged. The entirecost ofthe event is covered by previous donations,soall pledgeswill godirectly to World Vision. To sign up, go to the 30 Hour Famine desk in the Great Hall between 11:30 and 2:OO.


Thursday October 16 The biggest student event of Oktoberfest. The Sigma Kai's will be holding a party at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium. Tickets are on sale in the SLCfor $15 including bus fare there and back. Full listings at oktoberfestca.

Lvon brings alt-country to Bombshelter Erin L. Gilmer IMPRINTSTAFF

So \\hat's alt-counrr)? I ha\e n,, ~dc.~,.uid rhi rrius~c~.mimth_l~c;itcgi,m would pnhahlv tcll vnu the same rlrmg. Rut from h ~ shorn s m fmnr of .i c r u d <,f : h o t 50 pioplr at tlir Br,mlxr o n October 3, I know- that Ly<,n'\\<,undrr,cli\ Theatmocphere wasrel;iucdandhnandT Indyeopge~l mydf I.yonappenredalongw,tt>mothcr alt-country hand, Bmtlmrch.Hottlenccl, mas an unexpected surpnsc; 1

R~~bu~K~rn~mncvcnhrr,kcoutasa~~ snakc-pnni accordmn for one song. The crowd, though small, really got a luck out of them. Q u t c a fcw pcopk also xcmcd tu b e acquantcd w t h drummer and K~tchenernative Dave MacDonald. Kerriganwzs super sweetwhenwe chatted with hcr aftcr thc show. Thc Houlenecks are definitely a fnendh down-to-carrh bmd. Thcy'rr s d l In- Ile'll be lemlng Kmhrner tn a few dcpcndcnt, but ~t wouldn't surpnse weeks en route to Australia, where meifrecord companleswerescoutlng he'll stay for four months. Lyon told them outrigl~tnow,j~~dgngfrorn the us rhdr he prrfers nor tu stay m thc pohshed sound of thur ncw rccord. Ton,nto arm bcc;msc hc mmea thc Whcn I fir\t \aw Shmnrm Lvun travclhng h f ~ q l 1~Ie. a1w plans o n rfsmng Belg~unrnIn the near future, wdhmgarouncl ihr Bomber, I sad to myself, "now there's n mustrmn mil then back to Holland. with somcatntude." L,dm~,srcouldn't 1 w a s ~urpn\idn,hi:nthatL~on'\ musical q l c chacigc\ depenclmg o n b d ~ c v c h c whonr ; ~ ~ IGtchmcr. ShaW Ihecountr! lhepla)s~n."Tdon't vexll) hslrcd Txon was nranng a Imnm Ieaillerjacket,leans and polnth b u r s . pln! j o c k and r<dl .myahctc bur

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The cast and crew of The Strong Breast Revolution with Imprinter Crystal Montgomery. Back row (left to right): Meagan, Laurel, Crystal Montgomery, Melanie and Sue. Front row: Vicky, Christine and Jessica.

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Students living in on-campus res~denceswill vote at

University of Waterloo Great Hall, Village I Residence 200 University Avenue Waterloo, Ontario note: T h i s v o t i n q l o c a t i o n i s f o r o n - c a m p u s r e s i d e n t s o n l y Students livmg in on~campusaccomrnadationsshould contact the ClerKs Otflce at 747-8703 or 747-8743 to flnd out where they vote

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Bill still not killed -yet David Atos


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I akc hla n i h e r m o v ~ e s ihr , sound trackto Kd/Hdhsboth rclecttc nndap. 'Ihc\ongs th.~t'l'ar.intiooch~~\cmarclr rhcs~lcandmnud~,fcvc~pom~~n~~f rhc movle. From rhc m r d h g nnsacre's "Bang Umg" (nl) D:~hy Shot hlc Down) to the flm~mcr,m u s ~ cr n thc snow garden ~huwdnwn bcnvcen 'l%nrmm and I.m, each song blends firehose. perfectlyw~lhthemomr. Tarant~nopays homage to hs faAnd yes, thc \ounduack CD will vnuntemomr stylesmfillIlzli, buthc have thosc charactensuc excerpts of also honours some of his f ~ v o u n t r dinlope that we all love so much. actors,Sonny Ovcrall, thls mome was fun C h h , a 40-year vctcrm ofJapancse towxtch. Ifyougu,bc mreto loukfrx the suhtlcpkes (two wcrrda-cereal f h andtelcnsio~aremvedas Hatton Hanzo, the mnja dctectwe from the box). Ifthemov~chaaanyshortcomwmS'hadow WlyirnlicOtherscm from q s , x's that Volume 2 won't bc ]apancsemd I I o n g K ~ ~ u n e m a w t h released unulcarly 2004.1 p c \ s [ h a Thurmunwon'tbchhngB~IlI" 2001 rob ~ncludeJ u n Kunirnura and I<avukl fit;mura. .~ftcrall.

HIS SIWIT LIVBS ON An evening to support the launch of an W n a l youth edvration fund in memovy of

Toronto goes back to the Stone Age




MC: Actress Tantoo Cardinal W i t h Guests: luno Award Winner D e Comedian Charlie Hill Guitar Ace D o n Ros A Cappella Singers The Old Mush Sing

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Queens of the Stone Age bassist/vocalist Nick Olivieri (right) is all about the fans. P r m to t l i ~heailhmng toor, (>ueensoprncdf~,riheRedth,t(:h,l~ Peppers on ;acontmeotal tour b l o w tngl'lc;~:mdheresrofthch;ualoffthc stagcmghtafter nlght. Somm know, you just know Quccns were here n, ruck,and rock t h e y d d

lJla\mg .i barr.1g.g~of hlls such :as " G o \XT!th rhc Flow" 2nd r h i Grammy-nomm;urd " N u O n i I<nows," (&Yl?iA provided a show that saosticd old-school h a . See QOTSA, page 19

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SCRUBS exec have got it down to a science Science and Business initiative brines bie names to UW

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Friday, October 1 0 , 2003, ( W ) 1 : 0 0 pm, (M) 3:00 pm vs Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks UW Columbia Field #2

Warrior Football Saturday, October 11, 2003 vs Guelph Gryphons, 7:00 prn, University Stadium

Warrior Field Hockey Wednesday, October 15, 2003 vs Guelph Gryphons, 6:00 pm, University Stadium RYAN LHtN WINO

The women celebrate after a goal by Tory Westbrook.

Women hunger for post-season Plavoffswit~n the reach for\vomcn's soccer Ryan Chen-Wing IMPRINTSTAFF Two m i q w n s o n rhc wcchcnd lrclpcd \Varr~c,rwomcn'r soccer get LIO\CC LO il playoff spot. Coach I'cter hlacli~r says that though tlrc rcam ha\ two losscs and two ties m seven games thc iccorcl docsn'tahc~u~thc~rstrongplq. "We've played s m and a hrifpodgames," he sad. 'Ve'rethconhtcatn that has cvcn


S""" ""'I" "LC" "L"""" 1mII allcad a d \Y uxlwt imli t u o ~pmnt\I x d numhcr oni in ~ h muntry." e Two of Su, .ithc,ugh \U (;iterioostand\ 111 thi thl-ecgcdrW c\tcmh.isgtien L I L C O ~ ~ W I ~I ~ / I) I C C ~ . I ~ I~1I \ plw, two up this scaion came irom U ntcrkx,. li~wt~-tcam~.iriw~~h~nrencl~ ~> ~ n l olnsr w c ~ h i n d ' \ >rigchi V'srnors t i , fourth, \vlxch ~~~i~t~h~s,hlachiern~iItharrhrw~~mcn n ~ c a nri n i ~ m gthe playoff\. ncid t~~~mcrunconfrdcnccmfii~d~ngthe h a d or the net. This wrci, after SIX p a l s in twog;~mcs,he said, "We fccl good.rbr,otthefact thatwe'restarung to Fuush.We'reconfidcnrw~can finu Ncxt home game vs Launer ~ s on h Frtdag agamst Launer." Faday, Ocuher 10,2003 Laurier womcn h;wc an ldenttcal 1:00 p.m Colurnb:~held\ record to Waterloo. cxcent Waterloo "(1""

A Laurentian Voyageur strikes a free-kick over the wall and into the top corner for the winning goal on Saturday.

Warriors drop it

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Sunday Men raise their game against NipissingJ,alms after poor start against LaurentianVoygcurs Ryan Chen-Wing

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Mackie: "You guys were asleep the first 30 minutes. Take your hands out of your sleeves." up,"hfache urged h15 playcn to grt buck I$, thcgamc. Payman Charhhzann went o n tu

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