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bonald Reagan looks on as

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juqe 19-21 was directed mostly toward reaffirming the positive m t h experienced by the participating countries (Canada,

paper on June 22. Peterson earlier promised students this bill on March 1, 1988, while speaking to University of Western Ontario students in London. In a question and answer period, Peterson said, "We think they're fexclusmnarv bv-laws) arbitrarv anddiscriminatory and we're looking at legislaiiok" He went on to state the "student housing issue is a serious one, not just in London, but across the province and we're looking at various options to make sure we take advantage of existing housing stock." I m ~ r i ncontacted t the Premier's office and the Ministry of Housing but no official comment was available on the detractiun. Federation of Students President Adam Chamberlain, who had earlier sent a l e t t e r ~ n c o u r a g i n g p ~ s i t i v e a ~ t i o ~ *b*a~ t ~ ~ m telegram as soon as he received the news. He wrote, " Y q ment made a commitment to the studeats of t h b praPtdffsl& M

It appeared as t b ~ u ~much h time was taken up with tbe leaders, finance ministers, and foreign ministers patting themselves on the back with regard to the sustained growth in the G-7 nations. The leaders were also very concerned about creating an open global trading system to promote continued growth, but it was stressed that the summit was not a negotiating forum. The Free Trade accord between Canada and the

satisfied with the proceedat the summit* and exOver the pressed quality defne-wheelingl hi bates in which tie leaders engaged. was evident he wa satisfied with t t e wording of the commuhave nique* saying "we done better here Or there", Among other things, Mulroney was referring the subsidies issue* agreement On which was not as great as he had hoped.

Petersm's pledge t o legislate against exclusionary b y k s was well receivedby student leaders in the province; however, it served to "take the wind" out of the Ontario-wide participating rotest march which was planned for Queenls Park just nine day8 e t e r . MPP Cam Jackson addressed the student rally a t Queens*Park nnd was booed with cries of "You had your chance." The booing wap in response to the past Tory government's perceived poor record on student issues. Shortly after the rally. Jackson withdrew his bill, saying the overnment was addressing the problem. Now the Liberals have &o withdrawn aeirs. Federation President Adam Chamberlain has heard the bill will come up in the provincial legislature in the Fall, but feels if it does, it may get next to no attention as so much legislation is introduced in the house at that time.










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Parachute candidate by J&n


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John Roberts will contest the Waterloo Liberal riding association nomination which is tentatively to be held on July 12. The former Trudeau cabinet minister, while expressing interest in the nomination, was hesitant to commit himself to the local fray. Three candidates have declared themselves already: Roberts is concerned the local Liberal party would be divided by his candidacy. Roberts was reluctant to become involved in a political battle unless he was assured of victory at the nomination level and then at the general election. Two weeks ago he had a Power’s Poll conducted of area residents, which suggested his chances are strong if he is to capture the

nomination. said, “John Roberts would be of The poll showed the Liberals definite benefit to Waterloo, eswith 47 per cent. the New Demopecially with regard to the unicratic Party with 22 per cent and versities and underfunding.” the Progressive Conservatives But Roberts harboured conwith 21 per cent when respondcerns about the local Liberal ents were asked “if a federal party welcoming him. He said, election were held today, which “I’m prepared to accept the nomiparty would you vote for?” nation here if the Liberal party If John Roberts was the Liberal wants me, but I’m not interested candidate for Waterloo, 53,2 per in coming here to fight anyone.+’ cent would choose him rather The question everyone was than incumbent Conservative _ asking was “does he expect the MP Walter Mclean, who would other candidates to walk away receive 36.3 per cent. The NDP from the fight?” There are three would garnish only 10 per cent of other declared candidates for the such a vote, Power’s Poll, nomination: Ruby Weber - an Elwhich claims to be accurate to mira accountant, IX Kelly-Leigh within six per cent, reinforces Thomas - a veterinarian and Stethe assertions of local Waterloo phen Woodworth - a Waterloo councilor Andrew Telegdi that lawyer. Roberts represents the concerns The nomination meet&g is and values of the community. scheduled for July 12 but the WaTelegdi, who was instrumenterloo Liberal riding association tal in the effort to invite Mr. Rois attempting to have it moved to berts to the Waterloo riding, September.

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by Fleur Macqueen Imprint staff

by John Meson Imprint rteff



Campus Recreation awoke on Tuesday, June 21 to find two windsurfing boards complete with sails had been stolen from the storage shed at Columbia Lake. Campus security determined the break-in occurred between ~:~o&JI. on June 20 and 2:00 p.m. on Jtine21 but has been unable to determine the actual time. Security officer Brian Bradley said, “The dpor’s locks were forced ‘:*a& the boards removed. There’s not much else to go on.” Vi&O Tsui, a representative of the windsurfing club which owns the boards, said, “I am disappointed in security. In midMay I reported to them that the locks on the shed had been tampered with and this time the same technique was used. This time they knew what they were doing.” The -windsurfers, which are valued at $2500, belong to the sailboarding program run by campus recreation. Tsui said, “Insurance coverage will help replace the boards but we are not sure if they will give us the replacement cost or the original price.” The replacement cost is $3000, not including the storage shed repairs. If insurance pays only

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the original cost of the boards, the windsurfing club can ohly purchase one replacement board. This could seriously affeet their ability to offer regular facilities for the rest of the term. The boards stolen were an Alpha 180 and a Windsurfer 1



Design. Tsui stated the Windsurfer 1 Design is a beginner’s board and will therefore probably be easy for someone to sell. Anyone with information on the theft or who has seen the boards should phone security at extension 3211.

Billets needed for conferencis The organizers of a major international youth conference to be held at UW this August are asking if any K-W families can provide bilbts for conference delegates. The Youth Building the Future conference, which will draw about 100 English-speaking university students from countries around the world to Waterloo+ August 15 - 20, needs the billets from the week prior to the co& ference to the week following. One of the conference organizers, John Herbert, a UW thirdyear Math student, says many of the students from other countries will use the conference opportunity to see parts. of southern Ontario while they are here. It’s the chance of a lifetime for many of them. “All we’re requesting is for anyone who thinks they can help

out to give me a call,++ Herbert says. Transportation will be the responsibility of the students and canference ornanizers.

The Youth Building the Future conference is the second such conference to be held: the first took place last year at a university in Australia. It will try to stimulate greater international awareness and cooperation among students. By increasing their understanding about other cultural, social and political systems and discussing a number of specific global issues including nuclear arms, pollution, the role of religion and third, world development, the students hope to learn from each other. Anyone who can help with billeting is asked to call Herbert at the university+ (519j 885-1211 ext: 6467 or at home 884-9860.

After practically a whole year’s work by the K-W Canada Day Council, the free Canada Day celebrations held annually at the University of Waterloo are ready to go. Events include a parade from Central Meat Market on King Street in Kitchener to the campus at 1O:OO a.m.; an open air concert at 1:00 p.m.; and KW’s largest fireworks display taking place over Columbia Lake at 9:45 p.m. Canada Day chairperson Shane Carmichael says it’s “definitely going to be an inteiesting (fourth) year” of Canada day celebrations on campus. Rival celebrations are held at Kitchener’s SportsWorld, an amusement park on highway eight and at the Kitchener-Waterloo Multicultural Centre’s events at Victoria park. The long weekend also offers competitive pull away from the region’s celebrations as people flock to cottage country. CHYM radio, a major corporate sponsor of this year’s celebrations, has been “really promoting”,the day’s events and will broadcast on the campus July I. Last year there were around 30,000 people at the UW ceremony. This year he expect& 10,000 at the parade and on campus during the day, and 30,000 people at the fireworks that night. Initially there were conflict of interest problems with Carmichael organizing Canada Day on campus this year. The questions

of complicity arose because of Carmichael’s dual status of Federation vice-president (operations and finance) and Canada Day Chairman. It was determined by the Federation of Students that a conflict of interest situation could be avoided as long as the Canada Day Committee avoided petitioning money from the Federation. Carmichael said the conflict was resolved by paying for all Federation resources used with Canada Day Co-ii money. The Federation is financially responsible for only the Endless Summer. concert un- *.b- village green, vhidh th8~: =&f&red to sponsor. There is nothin in the Federation bylaws that i! isallows executive members from wdrking on the Council, and Carmichael says, “I’m still doing my job as vice-president” but he is “stressed out right pow” as organizing Canada Day to date has put a lot of strain on a small number of peQple.. _ Other coip&tte “sponsors include coca .Cpla; .Labatt+s+ Schneiders, Wi&ed’%autiier University Student3 UrGodand the City of Waterloo.” IJW President Douglas Wright and WLU President John Weir will be on campus for the festivities. In the future, Carmichael would like to see the Council combining efforts I on Canada Day celebrations with other orga&atipns surrh as the multicultural centre 0E the City of Waterloo’s s&i?&3 .of 3ummer festival. ’ .I : . . .

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CANADA Opening Ceremonies

DAY Fun Run .

9 am on the Ring Road

Dunk Tank I:30 pm in the PAC Quad

0 u t d o o r ++a Concert ““” :30 pm on the Village Green

KITE CONTEST Come down to the Universitv loo to celebrate Canada D& duor~concerta, clou~~s, ballo&~ Famous WLUSU Kite Contest,


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Prizes for alI who enter: Grand prizes for: *Best Homemade Design *Highest Flying *Most Diraater frone * Most Patriotic EVENT WILL START .lT 1:30 Aegistration : Before event at fldd between 8HH, Pat and Math. Campus Maps Available on arrlval.


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Fireworks 9:45 pm in Columbia’ Field

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Video rental in CampusCentre . by Fleur Macqueen Imprint staff

If Jesus Christ were-alive today, what kind-of car would he drive?

Sandy Metzger 3A Applied Math

He wouldn’t own one. Ha doesn’t believe in owning enytbing. Dexter Comp.

Bradshaw Sci Grad

No longer does the campus record storeaffer only audio entertainment; in a deal struck with Bandit0 Video, they now carry rental VHS videos and VCRS. Students, staff and faculty, upon showing their photo ID, can rent videos for $2 on weekdays [return by 1:00 p.m. the next day] and$3 for the weekend (anytime Friday until 1:00 p.m. Monday). The record store is located’ downstairs in the Campus Centre. Rentals for the six VCRs are $6 for a weekday and $10 a weekend. The record store has about 400 videos availablei with a lot of comedy, soundtracks, science -fiction and .so-called classics -likeI -... Laddyshack, says manager John Jongerius. He has arranged for a return slot to be built into the turnkey desk so people’can return videos at all hours. Last fiscal year the record store lost around $6000, says Vice-President [Operations and Finance) Shane Carmichael. He

New PhD program

R hetor.ic by Kate Atharlsy

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He would&. He’d hitch-hike. Al Revesz 4th year Vagrancy



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I don’t know, eall it I’ll buy Gary Morrison 4A C.S.

He’d drive a Volkawagon Bug -’ Punchbuggy black! Suzanne Jennifer Pullen Biology 4A Math



but if he wants it off him.


A new doctoral program in English has been approved by the University senate. The program will be unique for Canada. Entitled Literature, Rhetoric and Professional Writing, it will be offered by the English department to satisfy a current need for profestiors and professionals who have a background in literature and rhetoric, Rhetoric is the art of making a point, or writing to persuade. Undergraduate and masters’ programs in all three disciplines are already offered, and the introduction of the’ doctoral program reflects -a revival of interest in rhetorical thgory, and the need for writers and editors with a knowledge of more than just how to &rite: The demand foi’ writers with an advanced background in language and writing has increased greatly to fill .Posi)en? in .both .I governmenc the ano rne wsmess community. Many corporations hatie discovered their communication departments lack an understanding of the communicatiqn proceq. It is not just a roblem of badly written manua Ys and poor public relations; the corporations have . come to realize writers need to know more than the conventions of writing. An understanding of language is vital for the design of effective communication’s technologies. The program is expected to appeal to students seeking a scholarly understanding of literature and the field of rhetoric, and to those interested in work in applied communications. Two to three years of graduate course work will be required with compulsory courses in literary theory, rhetoric81 theory, and research methods for professional writers, as well as in the students’ own area of specialization. Students in both graduate and undergraduate programs in rhetoric and professional writing spend work terms in a variety of writing and editing jobs in business, industry and public service.

attributes the loss to the rise in popularity of compact discs. In an effort to turn the record store around, he suggested Jongerius look into getting videos. Bandit0 will be supplying the so c record store with a computer,

their video operations can. be computerized as they are in Bandito outlets. The record store is open from Q:OO a.m. to ~:CIO p.m. Monday to Friday and 1:OO p.m, to 5:00 p.m. on Saturdays.

York University

Users to benefitI York’s libraries will be easier to use-this fall with the introduction of a new computerized catalogue system, The new software package called Notis will update an already efficient, but dated system. The new features include full bibliographic details on every subject and circulation availability of each item in the collection. Users will be able to search entries by author, title and subject. University of Guelph

Sod turned In an official ceremony, sod was turned to mark the beginning of construction of the University of Guelph’s new athletics facility. The $10.5 million project will house two ice rinks: a North American sized one and one which meets international dimensions. A renovation of the existing sports building will coincide with the construction. The face-lift will add a jogging track, general fitness and weight training areas, squash courts, a sports injury clinic and extra gymnasium space. The cost is to be shared by the City of Guelph, the Central Students’ Association, the Province of Ontario and the University of , Guelph.

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Feds ‘score victory

..’ City of Waterloo’ 1studies student transit \ pass subsidies Macquwn Imprint staff

by neyr

Following the presentation of a report by the Federation of Student’s Vice-President (University Affairs) Wendy Rinella and . WLU Student Union’s President Karen Bird on Monday, June 20, Waterloo city council has set up a committee to study subsidizing a three month K-W Transit university student pass. Rinella and Bird struck a deal with Kitchener Transit for / a $120 three month pass. They have asked the City of Waterloo to contribute $25.50 of that cost to bring the student’s cost down to $94.50 - the high school student price. Sales of the existing four month pass declined to 422 in September, 1987 and 288 in January, 1988, a significant drop over previous years, the report says. According to the deport, currently students are paying more for transit if they buy a pass than if they pay the cash fare of $1.05. Based on 132 trips per semester, (2 trips per day during classes and half that during students are paying exams], $1.11 per ride. Kitchener Transit suggests students tiake an average of 139 trips, pegging the cost at $1.06 per ride. Adult monthly passes cost $LOO per ride based on 42 trips a month. “Students have chosen to live

closer to the university because it is cheaper,” Bird says, su gesting affordable transit wou ‘f de encourage students to seek housing further away from campus. The report also stresses students aren’t peak hour riders, as they don’t work business hours, and thus don’t overload _ * the ssSYS_ tern when it can least handle it. Presently, the student unions at both universities collect the money for bu 8 passes and give it Transit as a lump to Kitchener sum. They say they’re willing to continue ‘to do the administrative work involved with student passes; “While we don’t have the money to subsidize something like this,” Rinella said, “we certainly do have the person power to support it.” The councilors wefe supportive of the proposal, agreeing with Councilor Brian Turnbull, “from a transit point of view, I think the students have some fair points.” Councilor Andrew Telegdi; known to support student ’ issues, feels the City of Kitchener should also be involved in funding. “I think the City of Kitchener has to recognize Waterloo students live in Kitchener and spend money in Kitchener as well.” : The committee formed to study the proposal will report back to council at their first meeting in August, so the pass could be organized for this September.

“Why there

is nothing





into the neighbourhoodl




are very creative - creative enough, that a smoke screen so thick has been generated that people in this town think exclusionary bylaws are an attempt to prevent students from filling a house beyond a sane maximum. People have similarly been sucked in to think that without exclusionary bylaws, student houses would degenerate ihto slums of untidy, bottle-littered waste lands, Students are the youth of’this community. The community does not have to be protected from the region’s student population. Those who are interested in safe living conditions, well kept properties, and mutually beneficial interaction have a tremendous amount in common with students at Waterloo’s two universities, The people students and their supporters have to fight in this exclusionary bylaw conflict are people who would resent a member of a minority group moving in next door because of a phobia that property values would plummet. If a house has six bedrooms there is no reason why six unrelated people -can’t live there. If citizens are convinced by Mayor Carroll’s smoke screen, -than why are there not restrictions for related persons living in a house. Afterall, a family could pack four kids into every bedroom of a house and the city could care less. Students do make good neighbors. Some abuses will. always take place in our neighborhoods. The abuses will be committed by a broad range of the community. It is a fallacy to generalize that where there’s students there’s trouble. Living on a student’s budget is difficult; yet, the City of Waterloo makes it more difficult for students





make ends meet. Municipalities have no right to arbitrarily discriminate on the basis of the puzzling number of “five.” Students, therefore, request that the City of Waterloo immediately discontinue the alienation of students in this community.

not in my neighbourhoodl” .

City smoke screen It looks like Waterloo Mayor gance. Waterloo North MP WalMarjorie Carroll has won a batter McLean summed things up tle in the exclusionary bylaw well. He said there is a smoke conflict between students and screen involved with exclusionthe repressive interests excluary bylaws, vowever, he knows sionary bylaws are designed to where the votes are and refuses serve. to make a stronger statement in Last week, Ontario Premier support of the student electoDavid Peterson’s, government rate, dropped legislation from the Mayor Carroll has aligned herQueen’s Park order paper which self with the class of Waterloo would have prevented municiresidents who say they are conpalities from enforcing the discerned about safety, noise and criminatory bylaws. everything short of terrorist acBy drop ing the bill, Peterson tivities from students. The truth: broke a p edge he made to stusupporters of exclusionary byldents during an announcement aws figure that because they-are in London this past March. Exhigher up in the tax bracket, they clusionary bylaws prohibit more deserve to live in a youth free than the arbitrarily set number environment. The aim is to have of “five” unrelated people from students blacklisted from cerliving in one dwelling. tain areas of town, Municipalities in several uniSup orters of the bylaws have versity towns and cities in the , unfair Py been criticized as unprovince are getting away with creative, On the contrary, they exercising a type of class arro-


The staging of the su’mmit 1



If the popular media, from the Toronto Sun to The Globe And Mail can be believed, the success of the G-7 Summit in Toronto was that there were “no surprises” - no security breaches, no flare-ups of international tensions, nothing but love, peace, and misunderstanding. Toronto The Good praised by world leaders as onmf the greatest metropolises since Rome and Athens, A big, wet, collective kiss for Uncle Reagan. No boot left unlicked by Mulroney. And, let’s not forget that sultry daughter of Italy’s head of state, That’s all any of tis saw of The Toronto Summit and that’s all we were supposed to see. The Sun’s coverage more resembled a transcript from Entmtrinmeat Tonight than resDonsible journalism, but ?he Summit is not about reporting breakthroughs on real issues of global import. It’s The Night of IOd Stars for western industrialized nations, a chance to don their GQ wear and show how concerned they are about world issues. One thing it’s not about is policies and politics; the supposed Bubstance of the Summit was noticeable only through its absence. Sure, there were lots of pictures of protesters being carried away by police, but did anyone, even the redoubtable Globe, care to mention whirt they were rotesting? Sometimes the most minor details are tR e most telling. The ubiquitous Blue Rodeo were detained .from playing their concert for the media until guitarist Jim Cuddy took off his ‘Feed The ,Poor’ T-shirt on the grounds it made too political a statement. And keyboardist Bobby Wiseman’was considered something of a security risk because of his affiliations with Greenpeace, who, as everyone knows, are a far greater risk to world peace than the Nicaraguan Contras. Exactly what a global conference of these proportions needs to be, productive is a few surprises, a few confrontations, and above all, serious scrutiny, not the barrage of Mulroney’s vote-buying platitudes and lies praising Reagan’s term of office, and a frankly disgusting barrage. of civic self-promotion geared toward securing Toronto the 1996 SummFr Olympics. To laud Reagan for bringing peace to the world is ridiculous, but from even a purely nationalistic perspective, the Summit was a disaster, Here was an ideal opportunity for Mulroney to press on issues like acid rain, but in the interests of keeping loving, tension-free relationship with Reagan intact, waffled away ‘on an issue that poses a very grave risk to the entire North American environment. And, ye& everybody’s committed to seeing through reform in South Africa, but Maggie says sanctions are bad. This couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that the U.K. is one of South Africa’s mijor trading partners. What are they going to do - write nasty letters to Bothaand expect him to abolish apartheid out of the goodness of his heart? The purpose of the Summit, so it seems, is to give the G-7 leaders a global forum to slap each others’ backs (sure, Thatcher’s brought aroundfhe British economy, but at the cost of creating a Third World country north of London) and spout off ideologic-ally correct, benevolent stances without the responsibility of seeing them through. The media is just as guilty of irresponsibility - you can’t believe everythiftg you read, but in thejr negligence tp report anything of significance other than what Mila’s colours are this summer, they haven’t given their readership anything to believe. The Summit was a $20 million waste of taxpayers’ money whose only concrete result was self-gratification for Toronto, Not surprising, but I just hoped we were above that sort of thing. Chris ~Wbddcm

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I am both worried and saddened by Canada’s new White Paper on Defence which includes plans to purchase nuclear sub: marines - worried because Canada will be re-arming in the midst of an important movement toward international disarmament, and saddened because given the Conservative majority in Parliament Mr. Beatty could actually get the weapons he’s asking for. It has alwa s been the unenviable task of t i! e defence minister to convince Canadians that our country is threatened by hostile and dangerous enemie6, even when no such threat exists, Canada’s borders have not been seriously threatened since the war of 1812, and those who have died “defending” Canada since then’ have had to leave the country to do so. The only real threat to Canada’s sovereignty in the 1980’s has been by U.S. naval forces in the Arctic, and I suggest they would bb better deterre’d by diplomatic means. The biggest threats to Canada in 1887 actually come from within our borders! There are hundreds of thousands of long term unemployed people; there are many youths who have never had the chance to hold a job; the national debt is more than $30 billian and is increasing by about 10 per cent annually; our food and environment are being rapidly poisoned by toxic chemicals: one in ten Canadians is still illiterate, many native land claims are unresolved; our schools and universities are chronically underfunded, thousands of Canadians are homeless, women ar’e still only earning 70 per cent of the wages of their male counterparts - the list of problems facing this country goes on and on.

All it would take to solve these and other problems is political will and money, but we’ll be concentrating on spending hundreds of billions of dollars on weapons instead. It makes me sick just to think about it.

wilf Ruland Ddpt. of Earth Sdanti

1Cc parking


To the d&or, Parking at the Campus Center: it has been an unpleasant sit&tionsince 1985 when I first came to Waterloo, and most likely long before that as well. Every term finds cars parked op Ring Road in front of the CC, and security ticketing or towing them away, The arguments are clegr enough: drivers want convenient parking for short stops to take advantage of services offered at the CC, but security must keep Ring Road clear for through traffic. So, other than ticketing, which has obviously had little positive impact on the situation, why hasn’t anything constructive been done? Why couldn’t parking meters be installed in the vacant lot in front of the Physical Activities Complex? On special occasions such as convocation, the parking lot .could be closed, as is the practice for other lots on campus. This solution would provide convenient short term parking as well as revenue for the university. This money could go directly into the university budget rather than into a scholarship fund as collected fines do. It is time for innovative and creative solutions to problems on campus rather than complacency and indifference.



TO YOUR HEALTH The kissing. disease ‘Mononucleosis, or “mono” is a viral disease that is quite common among students. Many cases aret slight, or even run their course undetected, but it is possible to have a severe case, where you become debilitated for a long pexiod of time;. Mononucleosis has been called the “kissing disease,” since it is possible to contract the virus . through kissing. It is also possible to contract mono by drinking from the same glass as an infected person. Direct contact such as handshake! can aleo spread the. virus, Probably the most common method of transmission is through coughing or sneezing. It is not easily transmitted, and it is rare that even roommates transmit the virus among themselves. The main symptoms of mbno are as follows: fatigue: a persistent with extra sleep


all over”



son throat: present

in about half the cases, and is worse when swallowing fever: comes and goes, and is sometimes accompanied by a shaky feeling

irritability difficulty concentrating enlarged glandr: in the neck and armpits skin rash: similar to measles, and found in about ten per cent

of sufferers tint to skin)

jaundice: [yellow

rare occurrence

With any combination of these symptoms, see your doctor, After a physical examination of your tonsils, neck and armpits for enlargement of glands, he will order lab tests to confirm the disease and rule out any other condition. A complete blood count may show an increased number of lymphocytes (a type of white blood cell) which are abnormal in shape. A Monospot test and a Heterophile Antibody test are done, which test for positive antibodies in most cases of infectious mononucleosis. Treat.ment for mono depends on the severity of your illness+ It is important not to engage in heavy physical activity or exercise because of the risk of rupture to the spleen. If you have a mild case of mono, you may just require limited activity and an increase in your hours of sleep.


With severe cases, stopping all activities is r&commended, and using Tylenol for fever and gargling for a sore throat are suggested. Never use aspirin with mononucleosis. The acetylsalicylic acid in aspirin has been associatied with Reye’s rryndrome, an often fatal disease involving the brain, liver and kidneys. The doctor will only prescribe antibiotics if you have a bacterial throat infection along with the mono. Many physicians recommend abstinence from drinking for persons with mono. Since alcohol can affect the liver and the s leen, it may preci itate even more problems if.t fi e meno has al.rea f y caused enlargement of these or$ans. For examle, if your mono is a fairly serious case and your iver has become enlarged with the disease, the consumption of alcohol could lead to *he development of hepatitis. In short, you should ask your doctor about whether or not you should drink while you have mono. In most cases, the doctor will ask you to have a monospot test about every two weeks to make an accurate judgement with respect to your body’s antibody production until he can safely condone your drinking. Some people may be carriers of mono and not even have any symptoms and yet could pass on the virus. The incubation period of the disease is about six weeks,, but it is not known how lung an individual may transmit the disease. Recovery from mono is usually shorter than you think. A person with mono can gradually resume his activities shortly after his symptoms disappear+ Recurrence is rare.


For more information on this topic or others, write to the Health and Safety Resource Net.wark, c/o Imprint, or phone Univtirsity of Woterloo (8854211) extension 6277. *The HORN is a liaison between you and any source of health /safety information ou need, and can also provide pamphlets, fi Yms, speakers, and phone numbers tb other resources. The office is located ;ti room 121 of the Health and Safety building and we invite you to talk to one of our volunteers. See the HSRN Bulletin Board in the SouthWest entrance of the Campus Centre for answers to questions and other interesting health and . safety information.

Refugees aixorr lmodated

by Mary Sehl

Out of a small s&committee of the Kitchener-Waterloo Refugee Coordinating Committee has sprung a soon-to-beconstructed housing cooperative which will serve the needs of new and longterm Canadians alike. Sand Hills Cooperative Homes, a 67unit housing co-op funded by the Ontario Ministry of Housing, is expected to begin construction later this summer at a Chandler Drive site in Kitchener, The Housing Working Group was formed in late 1985 to investigate the housing needs of refugees in the K-W area. It included new Canadians and service providers to immigrants and refugees. It-was chaired by a Master’s student in the Social-Community Psychology program at Wilfrid Laurier University. The group learned refugees often live in inadequate, overcrowded housing situations, The current housing crisis makes it difficult for newcomers to Canada

find suitable dation.


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Government-sponsored refugees are temporarily housed in the Baron’s Motel on Victoria Road North which is inconveniently located for refugees who take English-as-a-Second-Language courses

at the Waterloo campus of Conestoga College, about a one hour bus ride away. It is also a very expensive form of housing. The motel does not have cooking facilities, forcing newly arrived refugees to eat at neighbouring fast-food outlets. This is especially a problem for Southeast Asians who are not accustomed to Canadian food and often suffer digestive problems as a result. The. motel accommodation means some large families must leave children alone in motel rooms.

Alternative ,accommodation for newly arrived refugees in a house owned by the K-W House Church Committee, an- ecumenical group, cannot serve all government-sponsored refugees arriving in the K-W area. In the summer of 1986, the Housing Working Group submitted a proposal to the provincial Ministry of Housing for a family housing cooperative which would include ten units of transitional housing to replace accommodation5 at the Baron’s Motel. The Housing Working Group was dissolved and a founding board of directors was formed. The group’s proposal was initially rejected, but received preliminary approval for a $5.2 million project in the summer of 1987, The co-op’s board of directors in- ’

eludes long-term Canadians and repre_ sentatives of the more,recently arrived Hmong (8 people originating from the mountains of Laos), Polish, and Salvadoran communit$s. A list of prospective Co~op members includes immigrants and rXefugees.from Eastern Europe, Central America, and Southeast Asia, as well as long-term Canadians. Since its origin as the Housing Working Group, inembers have considered it essential to involve new Canadians in planning and decision making. The board of directbrs is currently working with Jubilee Consultants of Hamilton, a non-profit development group, to complete the final pre-construction proposal. The*completed project is expected to include 67 two, three, and four-bedroom townhouse units, ’ Ten of which will be rented to the Canada Employment Centre as transitional housing for newly arrived governmentsponsored refugees. Among the other 57 units, many will have rents adjusted to income levels. Families will remain in the transitional units for a maximum of six months. It is hoped these units will reduce the stress associated with the accommodations presently available at the motel and will reduce anxiety and increase the confidence of new Canadi-

ans through exposure to permanent coop members who themselves arrived in Canada as refugees. In addition, the coop setting will increase opportunities to use English. The co-op’s direct&s hope to foster a cooperative multicultural corhmunity. They welcome applications from people interested in living in such a setting. Requests for applications can be sent to Sand Hills Cooperative Homes, care of Jubilee Consultant Services, 104-350 King St. E., Hamilton, Ontario, L8N 3Y3.

The WPIRG Summer Workgroup is coordinating an educational event focussing on the plisht of the refugees in Canada. Refugees in Canada - Wrapped in Red Tape will be held July 13 at 7:30 p.m. in Engineering Lecture 204. Presentations will be given by Colin McAdam from The Jesuit Centre in Toronto on Canadian Immigration Bills; Marco Escoto and Patti Polfuss will talk about Marco’s recent struggle to remain in Canada, and Anna Czesnik, Refugee Host Program will discuss reasons who new Canadians are an asset to community. For information on issues pertaining to refugees or for suggestions on how to become actively involved, contact WPIRG, 884-9020.






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lothing escaped scrutiny by Andrew Rehage Imprint Correspondent ut the Toronto Economic Summit 2 the growing threat of tohay’s society, securthe seven heads of state at Ironto summit held almost as much precedence as the issues being discussed. r $6 million and 3000 officire used to guar’d the sumrounds and protect the national delegates. lers from the RCMP, the and the Metro Police Force combined for the mass of security manpower, The army was also present at several off-sight events. The Joint Forces Tactical Group, a heavily armed anti-terrorist squad created specifically for the summit, had been training for all possible situations since the end of last year. The Group was created to-handle any


contingency arising from sible terrorist attack. nately, they did not have their anti-terrorist skills.

metal detectors endured When crossing Front St. from the Convention Centre to Summit Square, media credentials were checked no less than three times - three times over a distance of The security also regulated the about fifty feet. multitude of media personnel on Even though the efforts of the hand for the summit. Members Canadian security forces seemed of the media were permitted to fairly heavy handed, the Toronto enter the summit grounds Summit was a success in that it through three tightly controlled was not marred by any terrorist _ entrances. Passes had to be proacts as in the last two summits in duced, pockets emptied, bags checked, and walk through _ Italy and Japan.

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Put your own house in order first Reflecting

on the summit one of their underlings, had to say. Lubricating this writing process was a trend that most declarations came as absolutely no surprise to anyone: whatever else the summit was, it was not groundbreaking. The main problem with some of the summit coverage is that the economic and political issues were written about in a contextual vacuum; specifically, trade with and debt of the developing nations, the war against drugs and the declaration on East-West relations were all covered with an alarming degree of ignorance, if not outright hypocrisy. Since it is felt that middle-income debtors such as Brazil have the potential, with carefully fostered growth, to be

by John Zachariah Imprint correspondent at the Toronto Economic Summit It was sometime Monday afternoon, as I dragged my fatigue ridden body from Toronto’s Union Station .toward the Metro Convention Centre in anticipation of banging out some more hard-hitting summit coverage, that I met a young fellow [my age) from Montreal, a McGill student. This surprised me, since there seemed to be a conspicuous absence of student journalists lurking around the media centre. My new acquaintance was quite impressed with the preparations that had been made for the media, as I was, and then described to me a story he

Declarations planned to write regarding the security arrangements. Then I asked him what he thought about the issues. I’m not really interested in the issues. I went slack jawed for a bit while he explained why, and then I was left alone, riding the escalator up to the expansive print journalism area. As I seated myself at the typewriter, I considered the iseues at this summit: international debt, agricultural trade and issues of protectionism, etc. Reporting them was easy; all one had to do was collect the press releases together and send out a story. Most of the stories you read about the summit were written in this way; just direct reporting of the press releases in which the reporters simply parroted what the leaders, or

no surprise major economic powers able to produce an output comparable to that of that developed industrialized nations, their debt problems are not considered as pressing as those in sub-Saharan Africa. While this may be true, no-one has bothered to consider the rampant structural injustice in many Central and South American countries which keeps the balance of their citizens from benefitting in any sort of growth. Nor did anyone point out it has been the greed and insensitivity of U.S. business and government which is largely to blame for the oppressive conditions in middle income debtor nations such as Brazil. On top of all this, the G-7 leaders, and a large balance of the press, seem entirely


ignorant of the fact it has been the pursuit of western-style growth (i.e. industrialization) which has kept the developing nations poor. The money which many sub-Saharan nations owe to the Western nations hasn’t been of any great help, much of it\ being tied aid. Until the G-7 leaders realize just what kind of development is appropriate for Third World nations, no meaningful progress will be made toward alleviating debt pressure, or easing the developing nations into a just

and-integrated world economy, Eveyone seemed happy that, during the summit, war was declaped on illicit drugs around the world, and Ronald Reagan was hailed for taking a hand in leading in the efforts. But it is the intelligence




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“schmoozing,” writing boring stories on the security arrangements. etc. Some were interested in the issues and knerw them pretty well. Some spoke out against the massive government waste inherent in feeding and entertaining four thousand journalists for three days. Some thought the Itaiian prime minister’s daughter was a fabulous babe. It seemed that nobody was interested in how the seven leaders were affecting the rest of the world; how international aid hurts, not helps, deveL oping nations Nobody flinched when Brian Mulroney said, in his introduction of Ronald Reagan to a crowd at a postsummit gathering, that the world had enjoyed eight years of peace udder the Reagan administration. Till that to the Nicaraguans.


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agency of Reagan’s goverment, the CIA: which has been accused by Leslie Coburn, in her book Out of Control, of running drugs in the U.S. to finance the flow of arms to the Contras. Coburn’s book is one of several (others include The Real Terror Network by Edward Herman) which provide rather convincing proof that the U.S. government, especially under Reagan, is not interested as much in global harmony as it is in global hegemony. In the Political Declaration West relations issued during the Soviet Union is called human rights abuses in its fluence; the United States upon to do the same thing.

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attention paid to the ever-intensifying North-South conflict, in which the U.S. plays a fundamental role. What the G-7 leaders, and the press, andtall of us must learn is that our own house must be put in order before we can do good elsewhere. The leaders have called for the developing nations to begin structural reforms to allow greater growth, but have nothing to say about the transnational corporations which seriously imbalance the economies of the Third World, their only motivation being greed. As providers of information, journalists can play an instrumental role in calling for reform, in keeping our leaders honest. A lot of writers at the summit seemed interested in free food, free booze,




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North campus

Birds will take flight from library roof


UW hosts falcon release project by fiis Imprint In

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1988 marks the 40th anniversary of the United Nations’ Universal Declaration of Human Rights but Amnesty International released a report June 15 which stated “more than half the governments in the United Nations are holding citizens in jail in violation of the, Universal Declaration.” The worldwide ha-man rights organization said: “The fact that 85 governments have detainees whose cases we are investigating or whom we are trying to free as-prisoners of consci&ce makes

a mockery of official promises of human rights.” The UN’s human rights decla,ration was adopted by the General Assembly in 1948. It romised civil, political, eco!i omit, social and cultural rights for all people. Yet reporting on the first four months of 1988, the human rights lobby group said its was working on behalf of 3,352 prisoner cases, of which 487 had been taken up since January 1988. All cases were known or possible prisoners of conscience.



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would “put an end to man’s discomfort from insect pests and better the quality and quantity of his fruit and grain crops;” was sprayed widely. Peregrines would ingest DDT from fish and birds - the result was thinshelled eggs that would not hatch. Problems of human interference and loss of habitat were also dangerous. Many enemytrained falcons were shot in Britain during the wars to let carrier pigeons get through. Hopefully the re-introduction programs will compensate for the great diminishing flock numbers humans have already caused. ’

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Drinces, dukes, earls, and other lability. It was inferior only to he emperor’s eagle, and the Ling’s gyrfalcon. Also, the falcons were useful during the World Wars when trained to strike down carrier pigeons. They’ve been used with limited success to rid airports of unwanted gulls congregating on the runways. Still, the threat of their extinction persists. The diminishing populations of predatory birds was noticed as far back as the late 1940’s. The chlorinated hydrocarbon called DDT, introduced,commercially in 1947 as a pesticide that

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believed jailed for the non-violent exercise of their rights. Amnesty International seeks the release of all prisoners of conscience, fair and prompt trials for political prisoners and an end to torture and executions wtirldwide. ‘Behind each statistic is a tale of human anguish and cruelty,” the Amnesty report said. “All of it is appalling and unjust. Much of it breaks international law. In the 40th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, such abuses should be only ghosts from the past.”

The Columbi$ Lake townhouses have been a success for those who manage to get the low rents available by subletting in the summer. However, some degree of criticism has been voiced over student housing units that have been leased out. Each townhouse is leased for one year beginning in the Fall term. The twelve month lease “was the only way we could get the university to back the project,” Federation VP Wendy Rinella said. The Columbia Lake units were never conceived to be another student village but merely to be nearby housing for students whereby the university is the landowner. In this respect, they have been more than guccessfulThe project was a response to a shortage of housing in the community. Originally, there were plans to have 400 units rather than the hundred that now stand. Plans for a continuance of the project are 6n hold due to a softening in the demand. The Housing problem in K-W has been addressed by* the 100 units at the Columbia townhouses, the Philip Street Co-op apartments and changes to the city of Waterloo zoning laws. At present there are about 90 units occupied; although, the number of occupants in each house is often not the intended four. The people who were lucky enough to sublet have the advantage of a surplus market. The average price to sublet is in the neighbourhood of $180 for the Summer term, There have been rumours of summer rents pegged at $150 and even $80. These prices are neither worse, nor better than any other off-campus housing opportunity. The summer market for& housing completely favours the subletting student. Several years ago the Federation of students forced the ending of pro-rated rents. The pro-rating of rents is making a years worth of payments payable within the first eight months of the school term. The scheme forced students to pay the same amount in just eight payments instead of twelve.

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Wilfred Laurier student are working with Glen Moores in creating the shelter. They, along with 20 other observers, will try to,keep the birds from harm until they migrate. For example, the falcons could be stranded on the ground, or fly into chimneys. Peregrine falcons have an interesting history. These falcons, called “duck hawks” in North America, are the fastest birds and are known to dive at over 140 kilometres per hour. They feed on small birds and rodents. They summer in locations ranging from the Arctic regions to Mexico and Africa. Winter is spent in areas bordering from southern Canada to the northern parts of South America and the West Indies, The birds of prey neat in cliffs, on the ground, and on ledges, even in urban areas such as the famous Sun Life building in Montreal. When falconry flourished from the 13th to the 17th century, the female peregrine falcon could be used for hunting by

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students may be able to catch limpses of a near extinct type of b ird flying over the UW campus. Five peregrine falcons are to be released at the beginning of July from the roof of a large campus building. The Antrum sub species currently numbers only 100 pairs in North America. Because of the project at UW, the falcons will be re-introduced to Southern Ontario. Ours is not the first release. In 1973, Dr. Tom Cade, professor of ornithology at Cornell University, successfully produced peregrine ftilcona in captivity. The birds were re-introduced in other states, as well. A Canadian program was set up by the Canadian Wildlife Service. Five chicks will also be released at Guelph University and at Mohawk College in Hamilton, Last year some falcons were released in the Niagara Penninsula. A cage that can not be opened from the front is under construction at Waterloo to house the birds for their stay. The bird’s temporary home has a “hack box” from which the birds may be observed candidly through panels of one-way glass. Approximately 120 peregrines are being bred in Wainwright, Alberta. The birds are fed blender food until they are able to break up their own food. At this stage, they do not need much care, and when they are 30 days old, they will be flown to Ontario and Nova Scotia. The falcons will be caged for seven to ten days and will be fed feathered quail. After this, they will be released and fly in the area for about six weeks learning to hunt, until they are ready to migrate south. On; UW student and one

by Darik Hawley Imprint staff

Canada Day marks the 20th anniversary of the university’s biology and earth sciences museum. Located on the third floor of the biology building, the collection will be open on Canada Day to celebrate the occasion. The museum regularly houses displays of extinct birds, precious metals, gems, butterflies and dinosaur skeletons. For the anniversary, a special exhibit on frogs, toads, salamanders and other amphibians is on loan from the Royal Ontario Museum. The museum will have a special open house from noon to 5 p.m. on the July 1st holiday. Regular weekday hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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1, 1988

Where’ does Walter McLean stand?’ . Local MP addresses Im riW talked with WaterZoo Mem t er of Parliament Walter McLean






has represented our local riding in Ottawa since 1979, With the last federal election in September

1984, be became

the se-

cretary of state. In the summer of 1985 he took on the new po+tfolio of minister of state for immigrution. During these two years he wos also the minister responsible for the status of women. Since his release from Cabinet in June 1986, he has served as the head of the Canadian delegation to the United Nations at their annual general assemblies. Imprint: Will you be running for re-election when an election is called? MCI was nominated and I am pleased that I have some good support on the campuses with both faculty and students, but I’m not taking anything for granted. There are rather important issues to tackle concerning university students. I know the universities have been cut back to the point where the infrastructure is in jeopardy. I think this federal government has a good understanding of the problems,”

Housing issues Imprint: What can be done about the shortage of adequate student housing and exclusionary bylaws? McLean: One of the rights [of cities) under the municipal act is to draw zones of the cities, So that if you have a piece of property (on which you) build a nice house then you know that tomorrow a person cannot put in a machine shop next to you. Imprint: Industrial zoning we can accept, but how. can you say that a certain person can live here and another can’t? If you are going to have discrimination laws in Caaada is this not a prime exam le? McLean= T 1 e way the (the houses) are designed are Por single family occupancy and under single family occupancy you can have no more than five (people per house). It’s partly because students have been exploited in the past. I Imprint: It seems to be discrimination against students. I don’t see how the mayor of Waterloo can ask UW to su port her on a reposal like exePusionary byPaws. There’s definite politics involved in this and it is very questionable. MclLsur: Obviously it’s a problem of our community. It’s partly a result of our prosperity, of our fast growth of both the university and of the community, As people build housing for the well off, more and more single parents,



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Imprint: Our readers are going to want to know, uite frankly, whether you are 9 or or against exclusionary b -laws. M&BUN Well, Yet me put it this way. I want to know what the alternatives are. It’s on my list of priorities but what I can do as a federal representative is just to encourage or cajole the provincial and municipal representatives.

urn0 urs abou t a elec tion wnd the Imp rint ned MP McL ean stud dent housing problems, university underfunding, refugee legislation, free

More heat and less light Imprint= Even though it’s not under your jurisdicti&, can you not provide leadership on this issue? McLena: I’m open to suggestions as to where and how I can be helpful without causing more heat and less light. One problem is that most people in this city are never on campus. The design of the campus, UW in particular, is very intimidating for many. Community meetings are never held on campus because no one can find the location and parking is so difficult. Yes, the university is a great resource, the facuity livein the community and they tend to have their roots there. The students tend to commute in and out and often do not even have weekend roots here. There’s a certain feeling, of we and they, that offends me, Until this is addressed the root of this problem will not be solved. Im rint: What can be done to he Pp the situation of underfunding in the province’s universitie’s? McLean: The current government inherited a situation from the Liberals which has the provincial governments giving the final authority on how education money is spent, This is the main problem with underfunding and until the provincial governments agree to reopen discussion on the issue we are powerless to change it. We can’t reopen discussion unilaterally. Imprint: Why can’t education payments be geared as the health transfer payments are? (Federal money is transferred to the provinces for health care and education. Unlike the university transfer payments, the federal government can influence the spending of the health care money by withholding funds when they feel they are improperly spent, as in the case of extrabilling. )’ McLean: &cause at the time the current agreement was made the structure-was that the provinces be quite free: Many of the provinces predicted that these very problems would arise but they were not listened to,


individuals are pushed onto the edge of society. We’re doing what we can to encourage co-op housing where we can get something for modest income people and have some sense of community built around it. A big problem I have in going after this is that we come from one of the richest communities in the country.




Refugee bill Are you in support of the government’s new refugee bill? How flexible can the government afford to be when it come8 to illegal immigrants? Imprint:

and John Mason McLean: Clearly WE have a problem. When I tias minister of immigration, I brought in a bill *which tried to protect rights, and at the same time put the machinery in place to handle the problems, Unfortunately, I did not get support for it by many people who are now wringing their hands about tougher legislation that’s now being brought in. When push came to shove, the groups wb I appealed to turned and called for my resignation. The groups won’t look me in the eye now. I understand. They wanted perfection but politics is the art of what you can get. We’re now getting less than we might have been able to get tiit h a little support. All I’m saying is that I’m choosing to be silent for the moment.

Help for refugee claimant

Imprint: What was your involvement in the recent Marco Escoto case? McLean: What we did was we got a lot of representation. We worked with the groups working on his behalf and tried to get them to broaden the@ representation, Using my experience in the immigration ortfolio, we were able to use w Eat we had so that the minister would be able to say yes to Marco’s appeal with out being attacked unfairly. Happily, we were able to get th8 right ammunition so the minister could exercise the option of compassion. Imprint: Let’s .talk about free trade. Is it going to pass both the U.S. and Canadian legislative houses?

McLean: I lieve that

have no reason to beit won’t. I’ve been in Washington and talked to a number of American diplomats and elected representatives and there are no major problems there.

Free trade concessions Imprint: Are there not



sions being made on Canada’s side? McLean= Well really on both sides. Some fine tuning of the basic agreement has occurred. I don’t think there will be a lot more. Imprint: How will Waterloo be affected by free trade? McLean: The major employers in K-W look at it and tell us that on balance they think it will be good for their businesses. Imprint: What are we going to do about the businesses which will suffer from free trade? Mchan: Well, it is clear some areas will be adversely affected but a transition formula exists to assist these individuals with retraining and other adjustments. Also the phasing-in period will cushion the blow for those hardest hit.

McLean: I had supported the previous criminal code amendment, which recognized abortion as a failure in society, and that anytime you’ve had an abortion you’ve had a failure. What the legislation ought to do is to balance the protection of life and women’s rights. Imprint: Do you favor a free vote on the issue in Parliament? McLean: Yes. My stand will be that I am listening. I’m hearing voices across the spectrum. I want to affirm the sanctity of life, but at the same time, recognize that we live in an imperfect world. Women, under the charter of rights, must have the option of choice.

Religion and government

Imprint: Does your status as a clergyman alter your perspective as a politician? McLean: I would say it enhances it. If you’re a clergyman you’re looking all the time at how thiirgs affect people’s lives, what’s happening to people and* what their motivations are. You are also a manager. You manage voluntary organizations, meet budgets and operate programs. The diffcrcncc between life in Abortion society’s politics and the kinds of discusfailure sions we’re having today in the Christian faith are not too different. Individuals who come into concerned only about Imprint: VVhat is your position * politics bottom line are often the on abortion and the recent Su- the most dangerous. Life is not as preme Court of Canada’s deci- simple as the “does it pay”philosion to overturn the existing sophy. law? 4

Working on international Imprint: tisfying politics? McLean: been a time as fulfilling. secretariat tablished secondary

What was the most saposting you have held in I am not sure there has single pinnacle but my Secretary of State was We got a whole new for the disabled esand got issues of postfunding looked at.

Third world development Iuijhiat: How about your involvements in third world development? McLean: There has been a lot of satisfaction in that. I’m one of the only people in the House of Commons who has ever lived in the third world for a certain length of time, I’m certainly the resident expert on Africa for the House, and I would say that I take my seat with most of the senior civil servants now in terms of the UN and Africa and being able to work tremendous change in Canada. Part of being a national politician is to be an international politician. Quite frankly I have a lot to contribute in the area.

Writing off ,third world debt Imprint: Canada has changed some policies in CIDA [the Canadian International Development Agency) and has written off some international debts recently. Is this trend going to continue? McLean: Yes, this is.the key to unlocking third world countries from the economic restraints on them.


Imprint: How about Canada’s role in international peace?

Middle power peace initiatives McLean: I’ve been working on peace issues, particularly with a group called Parliamentarians’ Global Action of the United Nations. When the superpowers weren’t speaking we sent parliamentary delegations to Washington. When they wouldn’t hear them, we sent them to middle powers, and got middle power leaders to come together in what is known now as the middle power peace initiative. We are now working on aglobal security plan. We are trying to disarm new security measures+ using UN police force and Canada’s technology and verification capabilities.

Canada’s future?


Imprint: What is your vision for Canada’s future, based on trends you see emerging now? McLean: We have to ask ourselves do we want to step into the next century or do we want to move back? We’ve got a government that’s addressing the trade issue, tax reform and looking at social developments. But we are moving into the future and with that there is, a fair measure of questioning and stress. Internationally Canada has an unique opportunity. We have a leadership role in the Commonwealth, a leadership role in the United Nations, and we’re one of the seven economic powers of the world. We play a strategic role and we give a lot of leadership.

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Who owns \UW buildings? by Ldie Perrault Imprint staff How much do students contribute to the funding and administration of University of Waterloo buildings? Newer buildings are paid for quite differently than the older structures. In contrast to Federation Hall, completed in 1984 at a cost of $1+683,000 and Columbia Icefield completed in 1983 at $1,588$00 which’are being paid for entirely by students, the Campus Centre received only $30+650.00 from students to help cover its $1,97&000 cost in 1968. This amount was accumulated after a $10.00 Student Union Building Fee was levied in 1960. Until five years ago, the provincial government Lwould pay for university buildings through grants. Now, the government will provide two-thirds of the money, and university administrations must obtain one-third through donations and fundraising. The Village residences’ rent is currently paying off the large mortgage and a small portion of the principal. One massive funding project launched in 1982 was the Watfund. As a nation-wide targeted campaign for UW’s development, the fund included a provincial government grant and contributions from corporations, foundations, students, alumni, faculty and staff, and friends of the university. The original goal of $21 million was exceeded and $88 million in total was received by June, 1986, almost oneyear ahead of schedule.

The Watfund provided essential money for such projects as the Sidney Martin Blair Laboratory, the online library catalogue system, and the Academic Development Fund. This fund supports the computer graphics lab+ the MAPLE project for symbolic computation+ the Writer-in-Residence program, and the Gerontology program among others. University of Waterloo buildings are run in a variety of ways+ with the Campus Centre in particular having a tiolorful administration history. The athletics department opcrates Columbia Icefield, with recommendations from an a&isory board partially composed of students. When the C.C. was built, a Provost’s Advisory Committee on the Campus Centre (PACCC) was set up to recommend and advise the Director of the Campus Centre. On August If&, 1968, because of student-administration tension over control of the building, students removed the Director’s furniture from ‘his office and placed it in the Great Hall. At this time, said one member of the PACE, there was ,so much “face” involved with the PACCC that conciliation was often rejected in meetings “because it might be construed as surrender.” On October 21, 1968 students staged a sleep-in in the Great m Hall which created 24hour operation, a plan that students on the PACCC had been requesting. At this time, recommendations were made for a 16 member Board of which nine ,ivould be

appointed by the Federation of Students. It would be composed of a majority of students+ and broad representation from faculty, staff, and administration, with an elected chairman. The Campus Centre Board was cretited in 196% The first chairman resigned after one year of’ “studied hostility+’ on the “part of the administration,” he said, Also, in 1970, the Federation of Students replaced all nine student members on the grounds that the CCB was not conducting the Campus Centre according to the wishes of the majority of stu-

dents, On December 2 of that year, there was a Special Campus Centre Study Committee established to review and recommend changes to the policy, operation, and administration of the CamDUS Centre. Pat Robertson, Vicegresident of University Services states “it was possible - and indeed it happened - for students and/or campus centre staff to get themselves on the Board and run things to their satisfaction,” In 1982, a new system of membership was chosen, ,Eight un&graduate students, one from

every faculty and elected in March each year, would work with the Dean of Students, the President of the Federation of Students+ the Campus Centre manager, one representative elected from the employees of ILrneCampus Centre, and the President of the Graduate Student Association+ and a secretary, The new board, says Pat Robertson, “has fun’ctioned effectively for the benefit of all the users of the Campus Centre’”

strike at .The Bombshelter

Sidewinders by Brian Cuwltig Imprint staff “So you have




do on a Friday night in Canada.” Sidewinders lead vocalist David Slutes’ comment was probably meant to be self-deprecating, but it could just as easily have been a sarcastic criticism of the small




acterize the majority of Waterloo entertainment events. Fortunately, playing to a crowd of no more than seventy seemed only to boost this Tucson, Arizona band’s determination to show the audience a good time, Managing to overcome a setback that would have derailed most other bands’ tours, Sidewinders snaked into the Bombshelter with their brand of “pop



an edge”, and for those it was love at first bite.


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kins to bring the desert heat to a somewhat chilly night. With the rhythms of Evlark Perrodin on bass and Steve Chapman on drums, the result was sometimes thrashy, sometimes slower and more melodic, but usually danceable and always compelling. Chapman,

of the bandTexas

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member Andrea Curtis had to be rushed home because of sudden illness. Obviously an accomplished drummer, Chapman and the band worked hard, and for the most part succeeded, at overcoming the inevitable communications lapses. Sidewinders ran through most of the songs from their debut album Cuacha! and then some, from the upbeat pop of I Can Wait and More Than That to the painful regret of What She Said, Their influences, as cited by Slutes, were evident: Neil Young,. The Dream Syndicate, The Velvet Underground, and


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other such bands, including, pecially, other bands from


Box’s charisma captivates Fed Hall by Fleur Macqueen Imprint staff The. Box spoke the crowd’s language Saturday night at the sold-out Fed Hall show. The dance floor was a mass of swaying, singing fans who needed little persuasion from the group’s charismatic lead vocalist jean-

Marc to have a good time.

simple melodies and lyrics of this band, paron their third and most recent album, Closer Together (1987), has boosted them to the forefront of the Canadian mainThe catchy ticularly


scene, where they’re obviously enjoying themselves. Starting


off with

the first


bum’s Dancing on the Grave, the band powered their way through an hour and a half with a mix of songs from all of their albums. Best received were hits Ordinary People and Closer Together, in which the band went all out. They were on stage for over an hour and a half, with two encores and about a five minute band break between With AlI This Cash and Without Love, in which drummer Philippe Bernard soloed and the crowd wondered what was going on, The Box’s on-stage presence

centers around Jean-Marc, who also acts

as their


An unpretentious guy, he usually appears in a shirt with the

sleeves rolled up, jeans and boots, looking like he hasn’t decided whether to grow a beard or not, “As you can see, I don’t spend thousands of dollars on clothes or hairstyles,” he told me. Their line-up hasn’t changed much since they got together, except for the recent addition of Ingrid (sorry guys - I didn’t get her last name) on saxophone and backup vocals in place of Josee Blondin. Sylvie Daviau, the other backup singer, has a powerful

voice which unfortunately


sometimes lost at the back of the stage, At the Sunday night show, when Jean-Marc’s voice started to go, Sylvie’s made up for it. Many of The Box’s songs, especially Closer Together, focus on dreams. “From early childhood...dreams have been an extraordinary part of my life,” Jean-Marc says. For him, rock is meant to be

done in English. He has done some recording in Fretich, but feels it doesn’t sound as natural

for him unless lads.





the songs

are bal-

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such as Green On Red, Sand and Naked Prey. They even pulled out a twangedup version of Neil Diamond’s Solitary Man, and by the end of the night, the crowd’s only regret was that the band couldn’t play longer, managing only one encore before Chapman ran out of songs that he knew. For those unlucky enough to have- missed Sidewinders’ alltoo-brief passage through town, another chance to experience

piece of American may be a long time coming, Cuacha! is sold out in Canada, and when they may next visit here (if they even bother, given the sparse turnout

this fine Southwest

Friday] is anyone’s guess. Rumour has it, however, that an asyet-unnamed second album will be out sometime this Fall. If and when it slithers into the local record store, I, for one, plan to be the first to pick up a copy.

Cowboy Junkies’ sound of molasses has reviewer hooked by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff There

are some disadvantages

to seeing Cowboy Junkies at the Bombshelter, where they played last Saturday. The obvious one is the layout of The Bomber half of it is perfect for watching the Jays on the screen, but impossible to see the band from. It was also disconcerting to have so many Rock ‘n’ Roll Nighters there who didn’t know the Junkies from ti hole in the ground and insisted on playing hockey alL night, effectively drowning

When asked about the trend toward disposable mainstream music in many bands, Jean-Marc agreed The Box isn’t any different. “I think it’s always been like that,” he repfied, saying bands like The Beatles and The Rolling Stones have remained popular as they were and are about more out the band, who have never than music. The Box doesn’t expect to be been accused of breaking earmemorable. “Today no band can drums in 50,000 seat stadiums. Then again, it was the perfect be a phenomenon. Music is meant to be listened to, appre- place to hear their notorious ciated, and then, what can I “sound of molasses,” the sound of lounge blues rising above the say?” To the numerous die-hard fans hum of deep conversation, the in the audience, The Box has sound of a honky tonk at last call have been saying the right thing all when all the rowdies along, putting on energetic and passed out or been kicked out. Seeing them live without all the technically admirable shows. In September, they’re off to seediest bar distractions somehow just wouldn’t seem appropEurope to play Germany+ Ausriate. tria and Switzerland and wh-erBut this is a different Cowboy ever else they get lined up, in Junkies from what most of us hopes of cracking the international market. And in the future? were accustomed to hearing. As long as he feels they’re still Misguided Angel, from the brilcreative, Jean-Marc says he’ll be liant Trinity SeB&un, album began things with languid, ’shiiI,li@j$ ,

barely pulsing bass and Margo Timmins’ divine moans, the

sound of sad angels breathing heavily. No big difference until the plaintive tones of winek’s accordion and bittersweet mandolin the song, taking over chael Timmins’ guitar instruments. Seemingly gone are nately ambient and

Jaro Czer-

Jeff Bird’s eased into from Mias the lead the alterflailirigly

sharp lead blues riffs - the permanent addition of the eclectic array of instruments has altered the mood somewhat from one of a brooding, bluesy misery to a thick haze of m&ncholy.

As a result, covers of Sweet lane, Elmore James’ Dust My Broom, Lightning Hopkins’ Shining Moon, and Hank Williams’ I’m So Lonesome 1 Could Cry are given an atmosphere of their own that could convince the most insufferable hipster that they were originals. As.for the originals, they were nearly letter-perfect remakes of the recorded versions, only delivered with more panache and wistful charm+ So what if I could only hear about two-thirds of the show with all the noise of Rock ‘n’ RolL Night. For about ninety minutes, Cowboy Junkies’ low rumblings from that corner of The Bombshelter had me hooked. ,,


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1, 1988


Stratford production by Leslie Perrnult Imprint staff T.S. Eliot wrote the words his murderous knights in Mard8r in the Cdmdrd. The words were meant to “shock the audience out of their complacency.” The entire play is a powerful extension of this aapir#on. The verseidrti is at times terrifying. It is baslad on the actual LiUing, of Archbishop Themas BeckeP’. $6 1170 at the cathedral in Canterbury, England. The,tension is found primarily in Be&et’s own psychological trauma, not in his death. . The plsy opens with Becket’s return to England after seven years of exile; much to the diemay of Henry II. Because of his refusal to maintain the positions siof chancellor and archbisho multaneously, the king had ! anished Becket. Since his departure, as the poor women of Canterbury lament, his people had been ‘living, and partly living.” They know with his return there will be temporary comfort for them, but also bloodshed, as the archbishop has rebelled against the king. In typical cutting ver8e, Eliot’s chorus tells of “a fear not of one but of many, of a fear we cannot know, our brains unskinned like the skin of an onion.”

The chorus of poor women provides the first haunting undertones of the play. They speak of danger, of evil in the wind. The excellent presentation of these and other characters, au& as the four tempters that confront Be&et, create constant tenrrion. A fervent religious atmosphere smtinds Eliot’s play, crested by the poor women, the priests, and tionks, and the eno~moua cruciflxthat descends and looms over the stage. Nicholas Pe-1 is convincing as the devout archbishog The rapid, inter&a e among the chorus in their Tam enting; the priests iti their frenzied worry; and the knights in their threat8 to kill is aa impressive as Eliot’s verse. When the knights address the audience in a humorous attempt to tix lain their actions, they are eas’ lr y able to switch to a comic mod Throughout the work, the chorus acts as a frightening foreshadowing of danger. Because the evil8 of striving for political power and greed at any cost still exist today, the lay is even more thought-Provo L ’ The archbishop himself nemiy falls victim to the temptations of his conscience. He must decide whether to befriend the king once more, neglect hi8 religious judgment and become chancellor, or conspire with a rebellious group againat the king.

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A final choice would achieve the greatest glory of all - rnartyrdom. He could live on forever in the minds of men a8 a saint. But, in the play’s climactic explosion of shattering lightning and horrifying demonic images, he realizes this would be the Usreatest treason, to do the greatest deed for the wrong reason.”

After this hellish Becket is able to with great religious The pfay is so and professionally that the audience is beginning to end. heavy psychological which demands an rious audience. The

restoration, face his fate courage. well-written produced gripped from But it is a drama open and seplay’s mes-

sage is very serious - a warning of political corruption that can clench and destroy. Murder in the CathedraI, commemorated for the centenary of Eliot’s birth, is not for everyone, but for those who would appreciate Stratford’s excellent presentation of a powerful play, it is well worth seeing.

Bohos party at the Huether byCh+WOdsit~ Imprint .+tmff With this burg’s absence of opium dens, speakeasies, and beatnick coffeehouses, K-W, would-be Bohemians have been largely fon;ed to spend their evenings gawking around Fed Hall or watching Letterman, unable to vent that creative impulse or soak up some alternative cul-


Enter that benevolent, hosershirt-clad behemoth, Tim Ratine, former singer-guitarist of The Waiting Room among others, to take things into his own hands, organizing nights of easy-on-the-ears music qd poetry upstairs at Huether (Kent) Hotel. Democracy of entertainment in action, with three local (mostly) solo musicians and a handful of dabblers in the written word getting a chance to air their two cents’ worth. Now, fm not going to pretend I know the first thing about poetry, so I’ll just refrain from any intensive zritique of the young wordsmiths, except to ask whether I’m asking too much if I want to go to a reading of some description and not hear the word “death” hissed out every other line accompanied by the gnashing of teeth and BO on. Sure, mortality angst is probably the root of most artistic expression, but that can’t be the only thing to write about. _ A couple of notable exceptions: Chris Coughlan, probably the most entertaining and least affected of the readers, whose Bud Attitude, a quickly dashed off sneer at guys who pay table dancers five bucks to dance in front of them for three minutes, was a hoot; and Scott Welkin, whose animated and overly energetic style reminded me of William S. Burroughs’ right hand man, John Giorno. More consistently entertaining was the musical fare offered, beginning with by Jalian Fauth who played a cool set of well-re-ceived blues. Too bad we only caught the end of it. The boy-and-his-guitar theme continued with Uw dude Bill &unson, playing about a half-

dozen strong originals in a folky pop vein, and, to up his cool quotient immeasurably, a more than acceptable version of fIREHOSE’s Sometimes [Almost Always). Finishing off by dueting with Tim Racine on the Andrew Cash favourite, Time And Place, was the perfect touch. Tim played too - Waiting Room smash hits like Factory and Kiss The Ground as well as number of solid, recently enned tunes - but we,ve given t Iii is guy so muchI exposure in the past few months you’re just going to have

to see him for yourself now. Frankly, though, the entertainment was almost incidental to the “hanging-out” aspect of , the evening, a buzz of conversation always murking up the voices, guitars, and appreciative applause. But who says you can? create your own entertainment? The next goings-on at The Huether will be Saturday, July 9, with Scott B. Sympathy [members of Groovy Religio’n, Change Of Heart, and A Neon Rome) and Tim Racine (yep, him again] and Scott Welkin doing the prelbinaries.

Schwarzv turns UDthe.heat byJb-

By knowing his limits, and rarely, if ever, overstepping them, Amold Schwarzenegger has made a-mint for himself at the box office. Combining almost lyrical violence with a visually stunning cyberpunk aesthetic, movies such as The Terminator and Predator have provided perfect showcases for Schwarze-

fortunately, director Walter Hill avoids the gaping cliche tiger pit, weaving a snappy and wonderfully choreographed action story from a truly original premise. Moscow police captain Ivan “Iron Jaw” Danko [Schwarze, negger) ii hot on the trail of Rosta, a Soviet coke merchant whose business is turning that most feared of Soviet. nightmares, contamination by Western capitalist decadence, into dreadful reality.

negger’s icy, mono-l-ithic presence (and limited acting ability], selling lots of tickets, and implessing a good number of the critics as well. Red Heat is his foray into the much-flogged buddy cop movie territory, but

Fiercely dogmatic and completely dedicated to his job, Danko follows Rosta to Chicago, where a ,huge drug deal is about to take place. Assigned to help Dar&o in Chicago is detective “Art Ridzik [Jim Belushi), a com-



petent slouch highly suspect of the Communist system. Danko, however, is pretty dubious of how police work is done in the Windy City; he considers Ridzik to be an inefficient buffoon who’s too soft on the perpetrators. But as the two get to know each other during their pursuit of Rosta, a mutual, albeit grudging, respect develops. Under the able hand af director Hill, Red Heat chugs aloqg at a nifty pace, while chronicling a clash of cultures not done this well since Witness.’ Belushi wisecracks his way through the picture, spouting off orie liners with sleazy aplomb. ‘And Schwarzenegg& is, well, Schwarzenegger. Watch and enjoy.

Imprint, Friday, Juiy i, 1988


Tackhead by Paul DO& Imprint ateff The armed encampment of summit-secure downtown Toronto was the perfect location for the Tackhead and Mark Stewart show at RPM on June 21. With the helicopters buzzing overhead, riflemen on the rooftops, l&foot high fences and restriction of access to areas of downtown reserved for the in? ternational delegates, Tack:’ head’s images of the decay o 1 western democracy never found a clearer environmental mirror+ The last time Toronto experienced a noise. assault on the level of Tackhead was at the Test Department show two years ago. Test Dept. only

delivers “head damage I funk” with superb musicianship, a barrage of electronic effects and Adrian Sherwood’s live dub mixing board wizardry. The result is a fascinating, constantly changing tapestry of sound where melody is woven in and out of the constant presence of the drums. The base upon which the show revolves is the rhythm section of Sugarhill records refugees Doug Wimbish on bass, Keith Leblanc on drums and Skip McQoxral-d on guitar. Keith Leblanc, in tandem with the drum machine which Adrian Sherwood runs through the soundboard, lays down such an intense barrage of drumming Wimbish is free to spend much of his time playingguitar-like

McDonald and Leblanc played a ripwith more fire - including ping rendition of Stormy Weather which crushed the recorded version. The two guitar players left the stage for a short time, during which Leblanc performed a couple of numbers from his solo LP Major Melfuction (sic). While Leblanc kept the drumming intense, Adrian Sherwood triggered the sampled sounds and found voices- from behind the AB great as the soundboard. show had been before, the peak intensity levels were reached when Mark Stewart took the long walk onto the RPM stage. Gripping his mike stand as though strangling the demons of his psyche, he led the audience

Mark Stewart’s ma lrderous intensity drove Tackhead greater lev lels of intensity and inventiveness played for 45 minutes though, not two and a half hours like Tackhead, and you could dance to Tackhead, as well. The closer you moved toward the stage, the more difficult breathing became as the massive bass noise tried to squeeze the breath out of you. Unlike heavy metal which noisily operates in the treble range, Tackhead have seized control of the more bodily volume of the drums -- guitars just hurt your ears - plug them in and the noise is gone - drums are more pervasive, as the only way to escape their pulse is to leave the hall. One hundred and fifty m’in’utes of raw noise would be unbearable, btit Tackhead’s prodigious volume is used in combination

leads on his bass. Much’ of the show is based upon these three improvising within the framework of the material they have recorded as Tackhead and as Fats Comet (same personnel, different name). After the first half-hour or so of instrumentals from Tackhead, they were joined on stage by Gary Clail, who despite the bandages on his face and shades, looked like he should be patrolling the terraces of a soccer stadium looking for a scrap or two. Despite the brevity of his appearance, the collage of his material such as Reality, and Half Cut for Confidence lifted the show to another level of intensity. Even after he left the stage, Wimbish,

to ever

deep into his visions of the beast which lies at the heart of our democracies - the beast which goes by the various names of big business, intellegence organizations and government itself. . His murderous intensity drove Tackhead to ever greater levels of intensity and inventiveness* Adrian Sherwood and Tackhead did, ai promised, provide some “head damage” funk. More than that though, they managed to mix force with subtlety, using spine-crushing volume as a means to a musical and philosophical end. The Tackhead live revue is the culmination and summation of one of the most inventive bodies of recorded music in the ’60s.




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band, but gathering from their music, they certainly didn’t come from some cozy suburban neighbourhood. It’s more likely they came from some inner city dive in England. So what’s the message here? It’s hard to tell, The lead vocalist almost gets lost in the mix at times, and even when you can understand what he’s saying, you can’t figure out what he means.

f first heard this album when I WBI screwing around in one of the studios at CKMS. I liked it then, I love it now. .It’s ,kind of hard to describe what these guys sound like. They cover an LL Cool J song I Can’t Live Without My Radio, attern t a reggae song on Jab Jab Cal P You, and butcher a cover of Lipps, Inc.‘8 Funkytown. Maybe if you combined the dissonant sound and feedback _ of Sonic Youth with the deranged industrial noise of Jim Thirwell in his Scraping Foetus days, you’d come close. Add some big bass and some chaos a la Binsturzende Neubauten and you’re even closer. I don’t know much about this

Certainly not from ’ some cozy suburb Girls, trouble, and violence are repeating themes. In Asbestos Lecrd Asbestos the health system is questioned. “Isn’t it, great that we do so little to prevent industrial carnage?” asks the vocalist. Of course, we provide care” so he can lie in his bed while he bleeds to death”. Gee, aren’t we humans compassionate! This album deserves frequent listening, Every new time through I pick up more lyrical information in this dense and powerful release.

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by Chris Wodekou Imprint staff The thing separating The Butthole Surfers from the rest of avant-garde, post-modern, noise-rock set is their perversity considerably more interesting than other bands who use weirdness and the alternative tag to compensate for the inability to write a decent song, or the selfconscious, aren’t-we-beingclever-and-naughtyness peddled by the likes of Lydia Lunch.


To Steven -


want to talk contrariness, how about a total mockup of Led Zeppelin’s pseudo-mysticism at a time when it’s cool for alternative heads to admit that yeah, they always secretly dug that bloated has-been, Jimmy Page is full of pop songs which I could actually see going down well at a frat party if you told everyone it was CCR. But their songs are eaten away from the inside out. The 16 rpm groans give themselves a good squeeze in the crotch and, without warning, you’ve iot a baby’s voice saying rude. things. Pastoral acoustic guitars get under a full moon and turn into distortion-crazed, many-headed beasts, and the surprisingly catchy hooks never exactly disappear, but you’ll have to muck through a lot of pond scum to

dredge them up again. Thus it is that you catch fleeting glimpses of Telegram Sam, The Meat Puppets’ brand of sunbaked, off-kilter tunefulness, and Neil Young-style acoustic folk spiralling inward upon themselves to a messy collapse. You even have the dreaded piegressive rock epic, the saga of Johnny Smoke Morricone rampant, rumbling twangs, drums, and head Butt Gibby Hayes playing an auctioneerturned-revival-meetingevangelist-turned-weeklyWorld-News -writer preaching to a frenzied horde of believers, coalesce into unparalleled in-

spired weirdness. If they had wanted, The Buttholes could have made one of the best hum-along records of the year - they have it in them. After all, they do a straight version of REM’s The One I Love in their encores after slaughtering American Woman. But they’d prefer $0 offend all those brain dead Erica Ehm groupies and more power to them, I say. If the cover picture, looking Iike an unfortunate genetic experiment on a goldfish, doesn’t scare you off, this one will really have your parents (friends, business associates, etc.] wondering why the hell you play it so much.

rock rave up, but it all makes a disjointed sort of sense in the Stump universe where the uoetry is goobery drops of the’absurdly sensual as in Buffalo:

And when Stump aren’t slurping ambrosiac dews of dementia, they have an acute sense of the socIa1 and financial inequality of Thatcher’s Britain, of the cruelty



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Ah, yes, I can see it now >reviews in respectable publications spanning our entire continent describing Stump’s seco,nd album, A Fierce Pancake as “quirky pop.” A convenient euphemism like when you say “frig” whenever the “f-word” seems inappropriate. But as exasperated as Stump might make the critic, “quirky” doesn’t mean “expletive deleted,” but, “Gee, uh, this is pretty strange stuff and 1 can’t really make any sense of it, but if I slag it, all those campus radio types are going to call me an unhip, ignorant slob.” Done.

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Avowed disciples of Captain Beefheart, Stump has concocted a singularly weird and wonderful ‘affair. Ever played Talking Heads’RemPin In Light on a. turntable with a loose drive belt so the speed smoothly oscillates up and down within a range of about UI rpm? Well, me neither. but I bet you this is what it would sound like. Fractured guitars and big, lumpy gobs of bass Iope drunkenly around loose rubber band rhythms made all the tiore sticky by Mick Lynch’s bemusedly loopy vocals, Doesn’t sound Replacements*

like your basic three-minute


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of advertisements trying to sell you a yuppie lifestyle when you can’t even afford the rent, It would take an obscenely callous landlord not to have his conscience pricked by Heartache.

A Fierce Pancake can be pretty off-putting if you can’t get into anything that’s not in 4/4 time, but if this is too weird for you, you’re just too boring.

Imprint, Fiiday, July 1, 1988

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Last term Dee Kay reviewed a Metallica album, and said it was “the best thing to happen to my speakers in a .long time.” Well, it’s time for sdmething new to blow out your speakers; the latest froth NoMeansNo. I remember seeing the&guys a couple of years back when they came through Kitchener, or at least I thought it was them. They hail from Vancouver, but if you think you’ll get a cheap domestic version of this album, don’t hold your breath. This album came to Canada via California. Hooray for Canadian marketing. I guess you could call NoMeansNo a hardcore band. They play hard and fast, but unlike so many other hardcore bands they fail to be pigeon holed. Only Dead Souls falls into the “mindless” category. The rest of the album borders on brilliant. .


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The Day Everything Became Nothing combines potverful sptirts of guitar with dynamic drumming, as lead vocalist Rob Wright sings about Western life: “the day every’thing became nothing, you couldn’t put your finger on what had gone wrong just a lot of grief in people’s faces, in their eyes,.his was no apocalypse, there were no miracles at the T-Eleven”. Even better is Brother Rat/What SIayde Says with Rob and John Wright talking back to one another. What begins with we’ll knock buck a few and talk about life ends with Q pat on the back, a knife in the back. Brother Rat fuses with What Slayde Says and the two brothers/yin yang symbolism continues, ending , with a traditional prayer, The beauty of this album is its diversity. NoMeansNo never / falls into a rut, The originality of the songs bath lyrically and musically, along with tons of intensity elevates this band way above other hardcore or aiterna, tive groups. I’d recommend giving this album to all those happy people out there who somehow think their lives are fulfilling and wonderful. [I’m talking about some of those materialistic co-op yuppie deadheads]. Put this album on their turntable, and watch what happens when they wake up‘ and realize they’re really superficial fools. As an added bonus, you can take these people to the Bombshelter to hear the band live in late July.

Cave has been something of a character lately; after a hush following his milestone The Firstborn Is Dead,,rumours that his energies we+re to be focused on a book soon began circulating. An album of covers followed, corroborating suspicions and the excitement of his more literate fans. But then, no more thansix months later, another album oforiginal songs was spat out, and Your Funeral, My Trial became Cave’s second artistic milestone. Perhaps 1988 is to be the year of the dead; the Nephilim are charging full speed ahead; the Sisters promise another LP by September; a Joy Division collection is about to come crashing over our heads; and yes, Nick Cave finally releases a book of

Another from ihe school of justified arrogance, Cave whitewashes the world and all it has to offer with a chorus that becomes a chant that becomes a trance. Every indoctrination culminates with the revelation that Cave “is not afraid to die.” Drumstick-struck basslines build and build the path to the salvation of The Mercy Seat. Oh yes, Cave was recently in a German film Wings of Desire, in which he performs an early tune, From Her To Eternity. The title track from his/ debut album, Cave intensifies it as if to annouqce his reawakening. The film veision of From Her To Eternity can be found on The Mercy Seat CD single.

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-DR. 172 KING


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Pulling strings to talk with Meat Puppets by Wonny he Imprint gaff I followed * concert promoter Gary Courmier through the back lab rinths of Toronto’s RPM clu i with a feeling I wasn’t in for such an easy time that Tuesday night. I was moment8 away from interviewing the Meat Puppets and was fully expecting-to find this Arizona trio sitting smugly ‘behind an unscalable wall of arrogance - after all, they had their very own cult following, the Meatheads, who were ever bit as religiously devout as tK ose grateful deadheads, and I had heard about vocalist-guitarist Curt Kirkwood’s unpredictable temper and sarcasm, Gary must have read &ty mind. “They’re s good bunch of guys,” he confided with a smile, but I wondered, if he was speaking with tongue firmly planted in cheek, Outside the Meat Puppets’ dressing room, nine hundred collective pounds of bearded security stopped their poker game to give me the once-over... any one of these tattooed brutes could have made the average Hell’s Angel biker look-like an anemic Pee Wee Herman. “It’s okay, guys,” Gary said, as he opened the dreaaing room door, quickly made the intros, and then disappeared - leaving me standing amidst the infamous Meat Puppets and some assorted Meatheads who were busy preparing for the show that night. “Hey dude, have a beer. Here, let me move this guitar so you can sit down. So you’re from Kitchener? Shit, we just ate ‘in a MacDonald’s there just this afternoon!“ It was Curt Kirkwood; and golly... he was friendlier than +my mom, A few beers, a free T-shirt, and lots of small talk later, I came to the conclusion that *Curt’s cyni-

cal temper was i myth and that the Meat Puppets were indeed a good bunch of guys. Drummer Derrick Bostrom and I eventually decided to do the interview in a quiet corner of the dressing room as guitarist Curt and bassist Cris did some pre-concert preparations. _

that Curt actually hanged himself in Athens, Georgia while doing a guitar solo? Derrick: Are. you sure? Maybe you’re thinking of Alice Cooper. Hey Curt! Did you hang yourself when we played in Athens? Crut= Yeah! Everyone flipped out

Imprint: Let’s talk about your live shows, You guys go crazy up on stage whereas you’re pretty laid back on vinyl. Listenin to your records and seeing you f ive is almost like experiencing two completely different bands. Derrick: Yeah, that’s a good way of putting it. We’re a lot more raw and energetic on stage and it’s really hard to capture that in the studio where it’s so controlled. We look for a sort of s mbiosia with the crowd and I eed off their energy. We always get very energetic crowds at our shows which allows us to go into our frenzies. Being in the studio is like wo_rk, whereas being on stage is like a catharsis.

“Being on stage is like a catharsis” Ixnpdnt: So which aspect of your music would you consider the definitive Meat - Puppets, on stage or in the studio? Dsrrick~. I would say on stage, because it’s a setting where we can give our entire musical history in one or two hours, and also give each song our most current interpretation. In the studio, we’re only working on a single album, and we don’t have a crowd that’a responding to it as we’re playing it. It’s a cycle on stage., - the crazier we get thecrazier the crowd gets, and we in turn get crazier because of that... It’s both fascinating and frightening to watch how this frenzy can build. Imprint: What are some of the crazier things you guys have done in your shows? Is it true





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because they thought I was trying to kill myself, man! Derrick: Well, I -do remember once Curt and Cris put their belts together at the back and did a spinning “whirling dirvish” guitar- solo! Sometimes Cris will spit into the air and catch it in his mouth. He ‘also used to dive off the stage with his guitar until people started getting hurt. Cris does most of the wildshit, but every once in a while Curt will turn around and trash the drum kit for no apparent reason! Imprint: The covers that you’re famous for on stage are all done I amazingly fast. Sometimes you can only tell what song it is by I lyrics, like Good Golly Miss I the Molly or In Dreams, which I I stems from our energy. Good I Golly Miss Molly, the way we’re to play it tonight will, like I going you said, only be distinguishable I by the lyrics. No matter how B tired we might be, if the crowd’s usual frenzy we’re able I into their tap some hidden reserve of I energy - and it all translates into I a faster, more aggressive interI pretation of each song. It comes








than con-

sciousness.,. it’s a subconscious thing, one that you don’t really plan

or expect.

“We’ve made errurg that will turn into 8n amazing 10 minute jam* Imprint: So does that mean that your live interpretation of your recorded music is largely impro-

vised? Derrick: Definitely!

We’ve made errors that we’ve tried to cwer up that will turn into an amazing ten minute jam. We depend a lot upon improvisation... Curt says he’s “searching for the unknown,” so that’s the formula that we adhere to 6n stage - to explore the unknown. He also likes to explore the unknown


then we’ve all grown musically, put more care and maybe less spontaneity into our recbrdings. Curt has develo ed some great guitar concepts Prom Jerry Garcia and Les Paul, and I think that the conflict that you’re talking about is this: should we be evolved, mature musicians and think about songwriting and arrangements as we’ve been doing on our more laid-back recent albums. Or, should we turn up all the knobs and overdrive it, and kick some QSS like in the old days? That’s what’s good about being independent, we can still record another album of the raw stuff if we ever want to. But that conf lit t is also part ially resolved by our live shows where we can let loose as much as we want, you know, with lots of feedback and with the Rockman and the Marshall set on “distort”, Imprint: Well, let’s talk about distortion, it’s been a pretty consistent element of your music. Does Curt still use his Morley Flanger as a wah-wah? Dad& Yeah, but his favourite toy is a Chandler Tube Driver - a great distortion box. Distortion is definitely an important part of our sound, especially live. The Morley as a wah-wah gives a really fuzzed-out berserk sound that records with pure balls in the studio. Cris likes to keep the, bass very upfront, and Curt also keeps the Marshall’s bass on his guitar all the way u , with the mid and treble camp Petely off. Ixbprint: I guess it’s necessary with a three-piece band to keep the guitar on bottom end. Especially to get all that fuzz, Deiriclr: Exactly. If it’s high-end we end up sounding too “garage.” Curt loves fuzz and really all the great fuzz guitawhen he writes his lyrics - admires rists like Robert Fripp who had they’re very dreamlike and moo- some amazing low-end weirdd-evoking. I think the Arizona He’s also a big fan of guys desert has had some influence in ness. Neil Young and Billy Gib-,his lyrical imagery, but I like to like de-emphasize that in case people bons. Imprint: Is that why he uses a EFnyive us as a hick country peso instead of a pick, the way Gibbons does? Imp&t: Well how do you per- Billy Derrick: Yeah, he switched to a ceive yourselves? I mean, you’ve Heso when he learned that Billy played with Black Flag, the Dead uses one, but now he uses a quaiKennedies, Das Damen and all because of the serrated &ige. kinds of SST hardcore bands, ter time we played Toand yet Chuck Dukowski at SST Inrontofact,withthe Black he used a says he’s pushing you toward a Canadian quarter Flag and now he Grateful Dead audience. by them. Good serration Derrick: He’s “leafleted” the au- swears - you can really give the strings a dience at the Dead’s Ventura concert about us1 but they can’t grind! groom us or market us like they Imprint: Let’s talk about the fucan with some of their other ture of the Meat Puppets. You bands, we ourselves were into guys are friends with Greg Ginn the Dead probably before they and Chuck at SST - and it’s a great label, but after seeing some were. Imprint: So would you say that of your peers leave the independents and break through to at you’ve got a definable audience? Derrick: That depends. We like least the edge of the mainstream, do you guys ever feel the aspirato rock hard, we play mellow stuff, we play country and wes- tion to get signed to a major tern-influenced music... I mean, label? depending on which album “We’d rather wait and you’ve heard first, each person get signed under will have a different idea of what the Meat Puppets are all about, conditions we’re But we do certainly catch a cerhappy with” tain type of, people, and then we catch a little bit of everyone else, Derrick: You mean become famfrom hardcore punks that are ous? Well, sure! We watched our into our live shows and first peers, guys like Husker Du and album, to hippies, deadheads The Replacements become famand country and western ous’ but even when you’ve been crowds. Imprint: I think the diversity re- around as long as we have it’s to get signed to the majors. flects _ how your sound has hard evolved, but you probably con- There’s so many bands out there who are willing to get signed for fused your early fans because peanuts that it’s hard for us to your last two albums were so jump in and ask for almonds. mellow. I mean, listening to your heard on so,ine bootleg cassette. By the way, did you do In Dreams because you’re Roy Orbison fans or because you liked Blue Velvet? Derrick: Both. We think ,Roy’s cool and we also dig the movie. But the speed of our covers all






be a bit of a conflict between the hardcore of Meat Puppete I and the country roots sound of Mirage and Heuvoe. Derrick: You’re right, there is a conflict. Mast Puppets was really raw and crazy but since

What I mean is, we’re not the on1 good indie band around, an cr there’s just too many of the others who are willing to kiss the

asses of major labels - we’d rather wait and get signed under ;i;nitions that we’re happy . *



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Imprint butchers interview with Pat Fish! by John ffymers imprint rtdf


The Jazz Butcher (Pat Fish) and his Conspiracy (the JBC) played in Toronto on June 6. ’ After the show, I was able to corner him and ask him about the more important things in life, such as his affiliation with Big Time Records. The English music press has often quoted Fish speaking of Big Time in a negative manner. So, the question came up... Fish answered, “They were going to give us tour support money and they wanted us to do what Max (Eider - former JBC guitarist) did. They wanted me to do world wide gigs, opening in Euro e, and it was going to be won B erful - and stop taking pictures of me making hippy signs.” Imprint photographer Trevor Blair was indeed waiting for . Fish to do stu id things before snapping the s r-lutter.

“Stop taking pictures” Fish continued, “Yes, so if we had have done the tour, we would have been committed to them in terms of thousands of dollars. And, well, you’ve seen what a marvelous job they’ve done of marketing Max’s album. Anybody ever seen one?” I had. It Has To Be You is a song from it, and this very same song first emerged as a track on the Jazz Butcher’s giveaway Conspiracy lp that was distributed along with Distressed Gentl8fQk

“Alex (Green - part time JBC member who toured France with Fish and contributed some sax to Fiebcothsque) was very nasty about not doing the saxophone on that song.” In his best whiny voice, Fish

“What you got imitates Alex: Louis doing the sax solo for? Then Fish imitates Max: “You were in Europe with Pat at the time. You couldn’t have played on it.” “But, you know, they have really mucked him (Max) about. His album was finished and ready in February 1987. It came out in, what, October 18871 Nobody really knows because no one knew about it until six weeks after it came out. These people were really stiff. He could have just come in - there was no (new) JBC album out - he could have said, here I am and this is what I-am going to do. That was the idea for him. Whew. And there but for the grace of God we go. If the Americans had let us in (an allusion to his inability to get into the States, cancelling his last tour), we would have been stuck with Big Time‘ “You’re not gonna believe me when I tell youthis, but Max was forced to get a real job+ He is working in. an office. We don’t know if the office is going to go bankrupt first or if Max is going to die. Imagine me in an office: I can’t add up and take away. I worked in a bar for three days and I couldn’t do the math so thev threw me’out.”

Parting with Glass Records not amicable Glass Records, the JBC’s first (and until last year year, his only] label, concentrated on singles. So, JBC fans were .graced with a big collection of singles singles that, primarily, were not found on his studio albums. This all changed when he switched to Creation Records. The parting with Glass was not very amicable, and the Jazz Butcher regards it as one of the lowest points of his life. But one

Pat Fish and record company pal. night, Alan McGhee [owner of &cords to dance to were not very satisfactory. But not all;-we liked Creation records] convinced Fish to join his label. In Fish’s words: “That’s what I am doing here.” ’ With the switch of labels in mind, I asked him if he had ever planned tu go back to releasing singles. “We’ve made a single; it’s an attempt to get played in discotheques. In Europe, we like to go to discotheques after shows to get drunk and dance. I know it sounds unlikely, the idea of us dancing. I’m terrible. I run into people and spill over their beers and cry Sorry, I’m English. I’ve used that line on taxi drivers before.” “SO last time we found that the

Reviewer puts stake to Reg Hartt Later Hartt and I discussed the film4 He, too, was unsure of the film when he first saw it, but

by Jim Harman Imprint staff

Movie collector Reg Hartt returned to Waterloo this past Saturday with The Vampire FiIm Festivdl. Perhaps it’s my fast approaching senility or maybe I’ve become jaded by all those really awful, cheap splatter flicks that I can never watch for more than three minutes consecutively, but 1 didn’t find the films all that scary. I don’t know about you, but I can remember sitting up late Saturday nights to watch old Christopher Lee Dracula movies and having the bejeezus scared out of me. But then again, I also thought that Abbott And Costello Meet The Werewolf was pretty scary, Fear-ridden nostalgia was somewhat aided by the hard-sell marketing approach of the programme, what with stern warnings that some films were definitely not for the squeam’ish and having printed on the poster No

one obviously




fluence of drugs will be admitted. They had to say that? I was primed for an evening of horror. Oh well. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed myself. The first film, director Carl Dreyer’s Vampyr; Or The Strange Case Of David Grey was fascinating on several levels. Reg Hartt introduced the film by describing it as having the ambiguity of a dream. He was && ,

upon the eleventh or twelfth viewing, he became convinced of the brilliance of Dreyer’s work. Not having the advantage of multiple viewings, I was still stuck on the logical incoherence stage. Baron Nicholas De Gunzberg, who played David Grey, seemed in the same boat as he drifted through the film, mouth agape, wearing a permanent expression of dazed incomprehension. Part of the attraction of the evening was the chance to see the infamous Reg Hartt. I’d heard tales about his last appearance at the Princess and was interested to catch him live, so to speak, He introduced each film with a brief chat that was more anecdotal than informative but was certainly not controversial. I did manage to talk to him during part of the evening and found his views often surprising. He no longer attends screenings of current films, as he feels they only have four themes, and he doesn’t have time for reruns. It’s too bad he didn’t tell me those themes since he would then save me a lot of money. Instead, Hartt prefers rereading ancient Chinese literature (the I Chin& and Tzun Hsu’s Art of War are favourites]. He derides most current films as “comic book” and as far as the big budget stuff goes, I can’t help

but agree, His views may be a bit fanatical and he’s certainly direct, but I that’s probably where his repu- ‘. tation arises. Comparing Spielberg and clone movies to the many quality productions coming out of the independent and foreign studios, while admitting that he never actually goes to see these films is somewhat hard to digest. Unfortunately for Hartt, single-mindedness and a tendency toward blunt honesty have resulted in unfavourable reviews y from people not used to such character traits. Oh well, one can’ only hope that he’ll continue to ignore such criticisms and return with another of his popularly attended attractions.

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Being at SST means we ma] hlave to rely more on things like vord of mouth and college radio tut it also means that we havr otal control of our music - ant ve’ve done it all ourselves, fron oading our own equipment tc [riving to our own gigs, ant here’s a certain amount of satis action in that. But as far as the future goes clho knows? We don’t have E ew record coming out in the ear future because we’ve been luring pretty heavily, but there 1 a lot of new material thai we’ve been plating Mve.

the Morrissey single. Anyway, we decided that we had better make ti good single to dance to. The A side is a cover of the sixties classic, Spooks. The B side


I’m English”

is a remix of the chicken song (The Best. Way.) And then there is a new song that isn’t danceable at all; it’s about a brush with * some Libyans in a Stuttgart hotel and,it’s called Don’t Blame it On Me, Blame It On The Libyctns, Now Fish turned questioner: “Anvbodv going to tell me what happkned”ti Ji& Reid (of

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Jesus and Mary Chain fame - an allusion to Reid’s infamous fanbashing episode at RPM last fall)?” Then he let us in on a joke. “Tomorrow, we’re gonna phone Alan (McGhee) and tell him that I am in jail.” The JMC were on Creation too, and McGhee got the same call from Reid last time thdt they were in town. Funny, but there was a moinent tonight that I was so paranoid that I thought that I might bash somebody with a microphone stand.” As it turned out, the only thing that bashed the fans was the atrocious sound system, and the personable Mr. Fish bade farewell and‘ faded into the salty Harbourfront mist.

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by Ed Drass


FILM NOTES: This will be my last article for the summer. I’m going to go to Quebec this weekend and not speak English for six weeks. Or else. Anyway, things wind down early in the summer term, and the alternatives to expensive outings at Garth “Cineplex” Drabinsky’s shrines are drying up q&kly. But keep up your spirits. Fed Flicks promise a few mare worthwhile films this month ahd Cinema Gratis will chug along until July 27. If you’ll be spending time in Toronto later this month Harbourfront, has a retrospective of Spanish film maker Luis Buairel from July 4 to the end of the month. (This is not Free Screen.) Get more info in NOW, magazine. If you want guidance concerning films after the July ;4, you can always head over to the Turnkey desk and check their various schedules where the Fed Phone used to be. They’re pretty good about keeping all the lists up. They also have a Video Movie Guide thatis pretty exhaustive and has saved my ass several times already. Should I continue this in the Fall, things will get very busy. Not only will there be the Gorge and Princess repertorycinemas to check out, but the Book&elf Cafe in Guelph should have its theatre open this month. Although it’s a bit far to go if you don’t have a car, a day trip exploring Guelph would cost $5 or less each way by bus or train. Three years ago there was only the Gorge, and the markit for gQod films continues to grow. There is now sufficient interest for the campus film club, the Fine Arta Film Society, to get some rarer classic films, and actually have people show up to see them. Watch for Professor Uhde to finagle some more new [and older) films from the Eastern European embassies and consulates. Hopefully the Film Society will combine forces with the WLU Film Club next term and some cross-campus communicatibn/collaboration will finally transpire. Maybe they’ll actually manage to make some experimental films. FILM PICKS: Princess: Des Boot i 5 Corners on Saturday, ‘h Graduate, 5 8 Dime, Breathless, and Alpha~ide. Look out for Wannsee Conference and Train of Dreams later in J$y. Cir:En\Gratis: Wizard of On and Casablanca. Fed Flicks: Raiang 1,


PRINCESS The Graduate (60s comedy w/ Dustin Hoffman) at 7. Lonely Passion of Judith Haarne (Maggie Smith) at 9:30. GORGE Frantic (w/ Harrison Ford; France, 1987) at 7&t9:20.



PRINCESS Judith Hearne (Maggie Smith, Bob Hoskins) at 7. Come Beck to the 5 & Dime Jimm Dean, Jimmy Dean at 9:30. GORGE Cry Freedom- (d: Sir Richar B Attenborough) at 7:3O.



CINEMA GRATIS The Wizard of OP [wait for the colour] w/ Elephant Dreams (short] at 8:30 (come early). PRINCESS The. Laat Emperor (9 Oscars, Best Picture) at 7:30. GORGE Cry .aFreedom [subject to criticism; UK, 1987) at 7:30.



CONNECTIONS FILM SERIES Eat, Drink and be Merry [“Napolean needed an efficient wry to store provisions, and empty champagne bottles were the first answer. This lead to canned food, r orage of gases, including hydrogen II ’ pace. “) at 11:30. try (by director of Cal) at 7. Patrick Shanley) at 9:201 r; USA, 1988) at 7&9:20.



FF Raising Arizona (by makers of Blood Simple) at 8. PRINCESS Querelle (d: R.W. Fussbinder; BRD, f 982) at 7: A Month in the Country (d: Put O’Connor) at 9:30. GORGE Colorr (Sean Penn 6 Robert Duvall as cops) at 7&9:20.



FF Raising Arizona (slick comedy action film) at 8. PRINCESS A Month in the Quatry 1987) at 7. Return of the Killer Tomatoes (give me a break) at 920, GORGE Colors (see it for the controversy] at 789%). (UKJ

SUNDAY, JULY lo FRIDAY, JULY 1 FF Sid and Nancy (d: Alex Cox; USA, 1986) in PHY 145 at 8. s PRINCESS 5 Cornere (I recommend this film) at 7. Zappa (director of Twist and Shout; Danish) at 9:15. GORGE Beetlejuice (comedy w/ Michael Keaton) at 2, 7 & 8.



FF’Sid and Nancy [about Sid Vicious of Sex Pistols) at 8. PRINCESS Das Boot (hopefully in German; BRD, 1981) at 7, S Comere (d: Tony Bill; USA, 19871 at 9:45. GORGE Beetlejuice (surprise hit; USA, 1988) at 2, 7 8 9.



FF Sid and Nancy (maybe overrated sez PRINCESS The Lonely Paseion of Judith S Corners (Jodie Foster plays it real GORGE Frantic (decent Roman Polanski


Chris Wodskou) at 7. Hearne (UK, 2987) at 7. straight) at 0:30. film) at 7&9:20.


FF Raising Arizona (w/ Nicholas “Moonstruck” Cage) at 8. PRINCESS A Month in the Country (drama] at 7 & 9:15. / GORGE Unbearable Lightness of Being (USA (!)I 1987) at 7:30.


at 7. at 7:30,


Breathlurs (d: Jean-Luc A Month in the Country (last GORGE The Unbearable Lightness

Godard, 1959) at 7. night) at 9. of Being at 7130.



f CINEMA GRATIS Casablanca (w/ Ingrid Bergman) w/ To Have And Hnv8 Not [Bogart double feature) at 8 (come early]. PRINCESS Alphaville (new 35mm Codard print going around) at 3. Hairspray (Baltimore 1962 comedy w/ Sonny Bono) at 8. GORGE The Manchurian Candidate (USA, f 9531 at 7&9:20.

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PRINCESS Blow-Up [Michelan elo Antonioni classic) A Month in the Country (I a now zip) at f&20, GORGE Unbearable Lightness of Being (Prague 1968)



CONNECTIONS FILM SERIES Countdown (This episode describes the advent of motion pictures and the connections between Thomas Edison, limelight on an Irish mount&J George the ‘magic Muybridge and today’s mass media.“) at 11:30. PRINCESS Ake and his World (Sverige [Sweden), 1984) at 7. Hairspray (d: John Waters; USA, 19883 at 9. GORGE The Manchurian Candidate (Frank Sinatro) at 7&9:20. EastmanJ


FILM VENUES L...........*.....~...*.**.~.~*.*............,~*.... CONNECTIONS SERIES, EL 101 on Thursday& (Free.) FILM SOCIETY, East Campus Hall 1220 (Starte next fall.) FF (FED FLICKS), Physics Building MS ($2 Feds, $3 Non) FEDERATION HALL, (Free. Film to be announced. 08tbdWO) CINEMA GRATIS, Campua Centre (Free with let-up of chaim.) PRINCESS CINEMA, 6 ~fBC9B?i St. ($2.7S&S. 885-2SI50) GORGE CINEMA, 43 Mill St., Elora ($3 Members, $4 Non)

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‘A TALE OF TWO SEASONS The story of the-l 987-88 basketball. Warriors by Mik8 McGraw Imprint Staff The 1987-88 edition of the Waterloo Warriors basket boil team begun like a bad dream. Plagued b injuries and unorganized p r ay, they stumbled through a sporadic pre-season to a 7-8 record. But when 1988 brought the regular season, the nightmare ended and the team caught fire. By Iate February, the Warriors sported [I 10-2 record and found themselves alone atop the OUAA West. The dream finally ended when the Western Mustangs trounced them in the divisional final, This is the first part of o two part diary of their seoson. Halloween night, 1987, PAC: How depressing. I’m sitting in an almost vacant gym, checking out the basketball Warriors ,for the first time. Tonight, they’re playing one of the OUAA East’s weak sisters, the Laurentian Voyageurs. When I realize what’s happening on the court, I understand why there’s only about 12 other peoplq ,here. Air balls, giveaways, missed passes - Waterloo looks really confused. The Vees aren’t much better, but more of their bricks find the hoop than Waterloo’s. Head coach Don McCrae is a vision of consternation on the sidelines, calling timeouts when he can’t bear to watch anymore. The Vees win easily, 87-52, as UW shoots a nauseating 33 per cent from the floor. It all makes for a glum weekend. The previous night the Warriors were beaten by another doormat, the Ryerson Rams, 71-68. Their preseaso’n record sits at 2-3, After scoring 101, 90 and 84 points in their first three starts (one against the K-W Titans and two out west), they can’t seem to locate the basket anymore. The fact that veteran Rob Froese and frosh Chris Troyak are high scorers with 10 apiece on this night paints a sad picture. “This weekend we tried to focus on defence, but we couldn’t score,” says McCrae.“It’s not like football - we don’t have speciality teams. We can’t ricochet from one aspect to another. We tried to accommodate inexperience, but here we are struggling against teams that are playing hard, but are not championship teams.” I know its’s early, but it seems the Warriors sadly miss the presence of Paul Boyce. The 6’8” all-Canadian forward graduated and joined other Warrior greats on the UW wall of fame. Giving Boyce the ball anywhere across half-court usually spelled two points. This season it seems McCrae is shooting for a more well-balanced attack, but playing the freshmen leads to some discontinuity. Things can only get better. November




mith Classic:This year, Waterloo’s annual homecoming bash brings the CIAU’s basketball elite to the PAC. Defending CIAU champs Brandon Bobcats, Acadia Axemen, St. Francis Xavier X-Men, Regina Cougars and Western Mustangs comprise one of the tough&t fields ever.

went to work at both ends,” says McCrae; “We’ve got much younger players, and with all the injuries we’ve had, we’re still at about October 15th. October 35th showed on Sunday.” But overall, the club’s stunning performance had to be seen in a positive light. The candid McCrae put it best. “We went into this tournament about the sixth or seventh best team, and we came out second or third best,” November 22, Rochesk, N.Y.: The pre-season rollercoaster ride hits another deep valley. Playing a very mediocre Division II team, St. John’s Fisher Cardinals, the Warriors are pathetic. Shooting just 40 per cent from the field, and outrebounded 37-25 by a smaller squad, the Warriors are crushed 77-55. “I’m losing patience with this rollercoaster business,” snarls McCrae.“We’re still not set as a squad - and it’s getting late. We are not currently game smart.” Somehow, Waterloo checks in at number nine on the CIAU top 10.

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The Warrior camp is like a M.A.S.H. unit. Troyak is shelved with a possible stress fracture while front court giants Jamie McNeil1 (6’9”) and Dave Rosebush (6’8”) are also hobbling. At least the team regrouped to split two games at a tournament in Guelph last weekend, Luckily, the Warriors face another one of the East division’s weak links, the Queen’s Golden Gaels in the opening round+ Waterloo doesn’t look much better than it did in the Laurentian debacle. But there’s one big difference - they have about 3,500 more people in the stands to spur them on. Once again, it’s an offensive famine as the Gaels scrape out a 35-30 lead by halftime. Only the dramatic ending is worth mentioning: Three seconds left in the game, score tied 56-56. Froese hands McNeil1 the ball five feet from the hoop......



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two seconds. McNeil1 stops, looks confused, then realizes nothing stands between him and the basket,..,... one second. Time seems to stand still as McNeil1 lunges towards the iron.... the buzzer sounds. McNeil1 jams the ball through the hoop with both hand&. UW wins, 58-56, “The boys were so high, they came out flat,” notes McCrae. Quite an understatement - they shot 33 per cent from the field. Saturday night finds another full house at the PAC, but a very different Warrior squad shows up. They are up against an up’set winner, St. Francis Xavier, who downed a jet-lagged Regina team on Friday. Something about the way the Warriors play is almost divine, They just can3 miss every shot seems to hit nothing but nylon. The X-Men don’t stand a chance, as UW plows its way to a

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halftime lead, and rolls to a 92-75 victory. McNeil1 is unstoppable - 19 points, 10 rebounds, and sophomore Pat Telford has a career night, nailing B-for-6 from the field, Tom Schneider adds 20 and John Bilawey kicks in 17, The performance brings flashbacks of the early 1980s Waterloo dynasty. On a weekend of upsets, the Warriors find themselves in Sunday’s final against Acadia, The Axemen stunned Brandon on Saturday to reach the championship game. Waterloo’s carriage turns back into a pumpkin as the Axemen


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first half puts the Warriors in a hole from which they never escape. Froese scores 28, but his one-man-band effort isn’t enough to counter Acadia’s awesome front court. “Our youth showed in our exhaustion and their front line

November 28, PAC: The powerful Estonia men’s team visits the PAC, but brings only eight players. However, three are Olympians and four are former all-Canadians. This line-up, which includes UW legend Peter Savich, trounces the Warriors, 90-73. The loss isn’t so hard to stomach considering McCrae gives his rookies extensive court time. against this juggernaut. Christmae, 1887, Ryerem: Sporting a dismal 5-7 record, the Warriors roll into Toronto for the Ed De Armon tourney, In the opening round, they are demolished by the powerhouse U of T Blues, 89-63. “We botched up,” confesses McCrae. “Toronto’s one of the top five teams in the country, but we played poorly.” The remainder of the tournament is promising. The Wartiiors regroup to drub York, 74-64, and Calgary, 80-64, taking the consolation title, Froese and Schneider put on a scoring clinic. ’ But Schneider, who notches 48 points in the three games, discovers fluid on his knee and will miss the regular season opener, just one week away. “We’re just getting ourselves organized,” claims McCrae. .. . . and down he goes.” The best McCrae can offer about his club as the pre-season closes, is “we had hoped to have ourselves ready to go after things in league play, but we’re still an unknown quality.” In other words, where is the rollercoaster going next? Christmas, 1987: As I work on an OLJAA West preview article, I’m baffled. How do you predict what the Warriors will do next? After a ‘7-8 season of peaks and valleys, it’s tough to call. With veterans like Froese, Schneider, McNeil1 and Nolfi, there’s a good core of experience to mix with the youngsters. Yet, something seems lacking in their attack. Evaluating their division rivals, 1 take the plunge and pick Waterloo to finish fourth. Some still haven’t let me forget.



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I, 1988

Campus Waterloo crews edged in Regatta Ret Rowing Club trains. daily for the future hockey by Adrew

by Carol Cambm Imprint staff

Every day but Sunday you’ll find them on Conestogo Lake preparing for future races to the tune of

coaches Don McLean and Mike Elmitt. Hard work should pay off in upcoming races which in-

elude a July 9 race in London the Woodstock Invitational the following day.

and on

Saturday, June 25th marked the first regatta attended by this season’s Waterloo crews. The men’s crew raced in the Iightweight novice four-man race in the morning and the women later raced in the heavyweight intermediate class at the Central Ontario Rowing Association Regatta in Welland. Both crews lost to teams such as the Argonauts from Toronto, the St. Catherine8 Rowing Club, the Mississauga Dons and the University of Western Ontario team while remaining competitive throughout. Conditions were very windy on the canal and the 40mrn stretch to the starting gate was more than a warm up. The race was only 2000rn and both crews .rowed hard all the way. The women’s crew came especially close to catching the Mississauga Dons. The UW crew started a little behind and remained neck and neck all the way down the canal, *keeping up a gruelling stroke rate of about 30 strokes per minute.


Although the NXL. Stanley Cup Playoffs culminated earlier this month, hockey fans will not have to wait until next October before seeing some top notch skaters take to the ice. Campus Recreation’s ice hockey league is now in full swing and provides entertaining and competitive play at the Columbia Ice Field. Perennial favourites, Casual Assassins’ occupy top spot in the “A” Division with convincing victories in their first two outings. Also with four points are the Armadillos, with a win and two hard fought ties. In “B” Division, three teams have unblemished 2-O-O records, They are the Molson Exports, WOAP, and Force-Kin. Six teams in “A” Division and ten in “B” Division will be battling it out for their respective coveted championships. The non-contact league places emphasis on skating, passing and stick handling, and at the same time maintains competitiveness without hitting. Some members from the Warrior’s varsity team are playing in their offseason as are players from various Junior A, B and C teams around the province. So come on out and watch some exciting hockey. Playoffs commence on Monday, July 4.

Laurie Featherstone is the stroke woman for her crew while Thomas Woods sets the pace for the me’n; Other members are Kjerstin Baldwin, Carol Cambre, Wendy Machen, Sue Munro, Tyrone Dowling, Tim McDougall, Ian Wilson and Dave Weisz.

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AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL Group 118. Join the conspiracy of hope. We fight for the release of prisoners of conscience, oppose all forms of torture and the death penalty. You can make a difference. Meetings are in the Campus Centre, Rm. 135 at 730 pm. Evervone welcome.

EVENING PRAYER with sermqn. Conrad Grebel at 4:45 om. THE WATERLOO Go Club invites interested players to free playing time. Open play begins at 7:30 in B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040, Columbia St. entrance. For more information phone 8Xt. 4424. ’

THEMAS - an experiment in iriterdisciplinary discussion. Patterns, art, biology and interaction; complemity,e anauchy, society and confomlitv; ping-pang, physica and cheese. l&as at the interface. Heather, please: no hexes. 5:m pm, CC 138. WCF 6I6l-E Study: Campus Centre, Roam 110. 1:30-2130. All ages welcome. For info call Judy 885-6809.

COME JOIN the Summer Ministry Team. 430 pm. in ES Courtyard (ES1 250). A combination of LCF, WCF and NAU’s. FASS WRITERS’ Meeting. Come help write a musical comedy. 8:oO pm., MC 5158. Newcomers wlelcurne. JAZZ AND Other Sounds. Musicians and poets, come out and jam estairs at Smitty’s in Westmount Place. 43and starts at 9100 pm., cover 83.


INFORMAL SERVICE with discussion following. 7:oO pm. at Conrad Grebel.

LAYMEN’S EVANGELICAL Fellowship 8i ble Study in CC 135 at 7%) pm. All are welcome.

CHINESE CHRISTIM Fellowship vueekfy meeting. 7%) pm. WLU seminary Bldg., room 201. All wekcme. For transport8tion call 884-2949.

OCEAN KAYAKING around Oueen Chaiolott8 Islands (West coast). Outers Club organized trip. August 14 - 26. Ear& booking 18quired. Approx. cL)8t $15UI, including airfare. Call Terry 747-4309. -


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FASS WR1TERS’Meeting. Come help write a musical comecty. 8:oOpm., MC 5158. Newcorn ers welcome.

THE HERITAGE Resources Centre at UW is. offerng a series of three onew88k field tours for children aged 8 to 13 to local natural and heritage areas in July and August. For more infortiation call 885-1211 ext. 2072 or ext. 3942.

omDBMaEvuT THE 17THAirborrw Oivisii Association,composedofmenwhoservedas paratroopers and glidermen in thedivision during World War II, is conductimg a membership drive to locate all fofmer members, including Gold Star mathers and family meiTI&fS uf ttKe8 whowerekilledinacti0n.Hyouse~ with this division, please contact Edward J. Siergiej, Secretary-Treasurer, 62 forty Acre Mountain Road, Danbury Connecticut0681 1, for &tails of the Division Association 8s -It 8s information about the 35th annual reuntin which this year will be held at the Radisson Hotel, St.Paul, Minnesot8 on August 3-7, 1988.

THE YE#TURES Drum and Bugle Corps aod the Twin Cities Optimist Club are hosting “Venture into Music” 1988. Competition takes place Saturday July 16, 7130 pm at Waterloo’s Seagram Stadium. Advance tickets available at Newtex Cleaners, Ottawa St., Kitchener, or King and University, Waterloo. Phillips PercusSian, Dutch &y Plaza, Kitchener, Guslph Travel Bureau, Park Mall Guelph. Advance tickets 86.00 adults, 84.00 seniors/children under 12. Info. call 745-3802.

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Will do light moving with a small truck. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff 884 2831 . Also rubbish removal. Movlw-Mmwithsmallcubevanand appliance cart available weeknights and weekends - 820/hr. (student rate). C&l Gary at 746-7160.‘


A graduating student returning in September wishing to share apartment with nonsmoklhg, preferably f8m8le student or professional. Please leave message for Richard at 902-443-4718.

Taat, Profeulonul word processing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery available on campus. Grammar, spellins, corrections available. Suzanne, 8Ef6-3857. m y-m experience, electronic tyrewriter. Westmount area. 85C double spaced page. Call 743-3342. Maggie can type it! Essays, theses $1.00 per page. Minimum charge $8.00. Pickud & delivery Campus Centre, 743- 1976. Typing - 32 years experience. 8% double spaced page. IBM Selectric typewriter. Essays, resumes, theses, etc. Westmount-Erb area. Call 8867153.

TV PIWO Experienced typist. 8 1.00 per OS. page. Close to campus. MSA. Phone Karen 746-063 1. Jurt ~eautnea and letters (word processed}. Resumes: $4. per page. Letters: $2. per page. Draft copy provided. Near Seagram Stadium. Phone 6851353. Word proceuin& Essays, sum8s, etc. Letter quality ‘and accurate, On-campus livery, Call Sharon 748-l



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Dear Mom and Dad: Please send monevl! Love 80. ~~ ~ ~-~ BU&OW W~mm: Eat your chili twans, or you won’t get a foot massage. Just another a-hole. To ti guy who gave the girls in the engineering building two tickets to se8 The Boxor’! Saturday night. Thanx, vu8 had a blast! H you can’t be with the on8 you love then luve the one you are with. -Y-r.

T)w rsaond annual monthly Zeus Crawl - a big SUCCBSSagainl! No damag8 - sort of. So far only one casualty Jason; but will have to wait nine months for a full reoort. eh Mark? GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) offer for the campus community and the gay community at large, a coffee house every Wednesday, between the hours of 8:CKI pm. to 11:00 pm. in room 110 of the [=ampus tintre. For informal discussions and socialirina. Mowk, W Call the O-&nest Alkrgr m. Crave certain food?, tired?, depressed?, can’t concentrate?, headaches?, nervousness?, hyperactive? - Common symptoms of allergiesl Call P. Henderson, B-SC., Holistic Therapist. 742-7481. Special student

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Cookie Connection, University Avenue Princess Cinema, Princess Street RPM Records, King Street North Wordsworth Books, King Street South Coming in September or earlier: WLU Cord Weekly Office ’ University Shops I 8 II Dr Disc, King Street West Encore Records, King Street East Gail Wilson Bookseller, King Street West Sam the Record Man, King Street West Second Look Books, King Street West If you have requests

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