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The Ins and Outs of a Death-Defying Trick by Sean Pessin Outside of the man is a box. Rather, the man is inside the box. Inside of the box is a man, and inside the man is a key. The man is outside the key, but inside the box. Outside the man and outside the box is a lock that keeps the man in. Outside the key, outside the man, outside the box, and outside the lock is the stage. Outside the stage is the audience and outside the audience is the theater. The theater is composed of bars and wood. The audience is composed of humans made up of organic compounds. The stage is composed of bars and wood. The box is made up of bars and wood. The man is made up of organic compounds. The key is made of brass, which is an alloy of copper and zinc and lead; the key is made of copper and zinc and lead. The man is a magician. To complete the trick and release the confetti inside the cannons that are on either side of the stage (the stage is in between the cannons), the magician must evacuate the key so that he can evacuate the box. Then the confetti can be outside the cannons and the people and the cannons can be inside the confetti inside the theater. The audience must remain outside the cannons; Fire hazard -- it is in the rulebook. The key works its way inside of him. The key is inside of him. The key is only partially inside of him, and partially outside of him. The key exits his mouth. The box remains totally outside the key and the magician. The cannons remain outside the confetti and the confetti remains inside the cannons. The stage remains in between the two cannons. The audience remains outside the cannons and the confetti. The magician is a tax-evader. Inside the stage is the second stagehand. Outside the second stagehand is the stage. He is working on the switch for the finale of the current trick. Outside the title “second stagehand� are quotations. Inside the quotations is the word stage. Outside the word stage and inside the quotations is the word second-hand; his tools are borrowed from the theater union. The secondhand on his watch strikes 12, and inside the watch, cogs turn; an alarm is tripped to trigger a memory inside him that the stage must be ready. The sound is in the air and outside the second stagehand until he hears it. The second stagehand is outside the alarm. The stage is almost ready. page 226