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IS A BARN WEDDING RIGHT FOR YOU?

*

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR WEDDING STYLE? OR

CASUAL

OR

SEMIFORMAL

FANCY

HOW ATTACHED ARE YOU TO CONVENTIONAL WEDDING TRADITIONS? NOT VERY

ALL IN

DO YOU HAVE PRINCESS-RELATED ASPIRATIONS?

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR ONE OR MORE OF YOUR GUESTS SHOWING UP IN COWBOY BOOTS? GIDDY UP

HECK NO

HAY RIDES

OR

LIMO RIDES?

APPLE JACK

OR

APPLETINIS?

NO

WILDFLOWERS

OR

ORCHIDS?

DEMORALIZED BY MUDDY HEELS? INDIFFERENT

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH PORT-A-POTTIES?

YES

DOESN’T EVERYONE?

SHUDDER

ELECTRIC SLIDE

GROSS

HOW ABOUT REALLY NICE ONES? MAYBE

OR

COTTON-EYED JOE?

TOLERANCE LEVEL FOR MASON JARS USED IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY?

STOP IT.

HIGH

PREPARED FOR THE PERSISTENT PRESENCE OF NOT-TOO-FAR-OFF ANIMAL-RELATED ODORS? QUAINT

YES

LOW

HOW ABOUT BURLAP?

HIGH

FAINT

LOW

NO

*In actuality, this is probably a poor way to ascertain which wedding venue type is right for you. For real resources on upstate weddings, visit upstater.com WINTER 2015

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