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••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • •• •• • •• •• •• • TENANTS WANTED• • •• PETS PROVIDED •• Hell on earth•• An apartment on the east side. Such a shame, though, •• No one really knows it's there... •• More's the pity •• It's full of all the conveniences •• You've ever dreamed • In your precious nightmares. •• •• And the priceIt may seem a little stiff, •• But it's a trifle •• For what you're getting •• Into. •• And the carpet•• Beyond belief. Take your shoes off and feel it •• Against your bare flesh . • •• Deep, durable pile You can get lost in. •• You' ll never worry about those dark, Congealing stains.

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And the kitchenHell never had a kitchen like this: Massive convection oven, Mobile microwave, Top-of-the-line slicers and dicers. A freezer so big You can wait out the Second coming.

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Fugue - Fall/Winter 1990 (Vol. 1, No. 1)  

The Literary Digest of the University of Idaho

Fugue - Fall/Winter 1990 (Vol. 1, No. 1)  

The Literary Digest of the University of Idaho