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How to: How to Disarm a Missile with a Paperclip


Open the missile’s access panel. Usually, it is clearly labeled.

Straighten the paperclip into a long thin wire.

Jam the paperclip deep into the electronic innards of the missile and wriggle it around.

Breathe a sigh of relief as the green LED indicating ACTIVATED changes to the red LED indicating DISACTIVATED.

Use the same paperclip to enter the lottery, because clearly it has magical powers.

Why Or, As we mentioned, Mac’s paperclip has magical powers. X-17 MAYBE the missile Mac disarmed was the Soviet-engineered Missile, which can be deactivated simply be interrupting with a the electromagnetic field surrounding the payload core three inch, thin piece of metal. Yeah, sure.


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