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they are shitty people and shitty drivers. Oh and how gross are stuffed animals anyways? They are like a pair of never washed socks. GROSS!!! If you sleep with them, sweat builds all over them, they collect dust like no other, if you’ve had them around since you are were a kid just imagine a jar full of bacteria that you carry around with you. The folks that still rock stuffed animals after the age of 12 needs to get a life, and I know ill get some negative feedback from this post about people with emotional attachment to a certain item but you wont change my mind. Dr.Phil should take notes from me. Word to get rid of forever: calling money "cheese" Dave the Rave

COMCAST CABLE CURRENT MOOD: CHEERFUL CATEGORY: MOVIES, TV, CELEBRITIES You are getting tons on heat for your nutty rates and fees, screwing people into the whole big ten networks thing, and running stupid campaigns. The "just ask Zack" could be the biggest idiot, empty headed Advertising angle I have ever seen. First you had these famous ad campaigns: 1. The "cha ching" thing from Rallys, nobody ate at rallys until that shred of 38 second brilliance. 2. You're getin a dell dude guy-he was funny until he ended up in rehab, but it caught fast and ended up being very successful. If the dude didn’t get addicted to spike (meth) we would all still be saying it. 3. The gieco lizard has done wonders for the company and is still intellectually pleasing to kids and parents alike 4. The Gieco caveman are great but the show coming out could be overkill And now Comcast people run this booger eating spaz ,dork brat out there "Zack" with snappy music requesting to you to ask zack your cable inquiries. The bottom line is that you hate zack right out the gate because he’s making funny faces and is dressed like a Arizona jeans co. nightmare. What are the 1200$ suits thinking at Comcast when they gave the green light to this avalanche of stupidity. People are jumping ship to the dish and WOW. Listen Comcast, ask me "Just ask Dave" next time you want to roll with a new ad campaign. Dave the Rave

GARAGE SALES CURRENT MOOD: CHIPPER CATEGORY: LIFE There is crew of old dudes down the street that have garage sales all the time. No damn that, every week!! I think that they are professional garage salers! I am not going to lie, that I stop to the random garage sale once and a while and browse through piles of bullshit, its fun sometimes. I have found some awesome things in garage sales (car bed,couches,babes etc). The thing is that you do not need a permit for a garage sale in Royal Oak so they are plentiful. But these guys have made a living out of having a garage sale every week. And don't think I don't know what these guys do. They are not fooling me. They must get new product from somewhere. They wait until big garbage day (you know the only day you’re allowed to throw big stuff away) in Detroit and pick up any chair, couch or used wooden kitchen spoon they can find and throw them in the back of their trucks. In all reality it’s a 100% profit margin for them but it pisses me off. The signs are up every weekend

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