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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 157

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October 17

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m Fro Ed... the So that’s it now — for those of us with children, summer is well and truly over for another year. It’s a bit sad really, because even though we are blessed with having almost three months’ holiday with our lovely children, for me it’s still not long enough to fit in everything I plan to do. However saying that, I did manage to send them to the UK for a week, have a few beach parties, enjoy parties with family and friends, entertain guests, take a boat trip where we saw dolphins for the first time, make a trip to the local water park, eat out in new restaurants, experience my first escape room, visit the cinema, try a fantastic virtual reality game… actually it’s a pretty long list when I think about it (and makes me feel exhausted just looking at it!) but it’s still not complete. However it’s no wonder we parents are totally worn out when the summer months come to an end! Now October is here we start to plan the next big event, Halloween. There are a few parties in the area that are not to be missed, such as the one in Kickoff Sports Bar, Torre del Mar, on Tuesday 31st with a best costume competition, prizes, “bloody” drinks, “messy” shots and “deadly” snacks.. come in if you dare! Bar Atila in Puente don Manuel has a party for the kids on Sunday 29th at 7pm with spooky fun, games and treats, and there is also an event at La Vaqueria in Benamargosa with fancy dress and live music also on Tuesday 31st.

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Deposito Legal MA-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there! The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

Moving on.. I am sure I’m not the only one already scouring the internet and Amazon for Christmas ideas. Before we know it, January 2018 will have arrived and we will start

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Strange News another year all over again. For me, what’s important each year is that I achieve a memorable list of “firsts” — otherwise doing the same things year after year would become very boring. So far in 2017 my favourite “first” has to be my new-found hobby: “Escape rooms.” You can read all about it on page 14. Don’t forget there are still three months of this year left, so if you haven’t achieved some “firsts” yourself yet, you can start now. Best get planning! October is also the longest month, so enjoy a super-spooky time! My thought of the month October is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February….

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Countries Of The World......................Page 24 Saucy Postcards.................................Page 49 Urban Dictionary.................................Page 62 Useless Facts.....................................Page 66 Faceless.............................................Page 77 Celebrity News...................................Page 82 Fruit & Vegetable Facts......................Page 84 Where’s Waldo...................................Page 94 Jokes................................................Page 104 Puzzle Pages...................................Page 106 Horoscopes......................................Page 110

In a spin A seven-year-old boy got stuck in a washing machine while playing hide and seek with his sister. The youngster had to be rescued by firefighters in the bizarre incident in the city of Kharkov in eastern Ukraine. The boy, whose name has not been released, was playing hide and seek with his sister in the family’s flat. He thought he had found the perfect hiding place when he crawled into the drum of the washing machine. But once inside, he found he could not get out again and ended up shouting for help and emergency services were called. Four firefighters arrived and, after surveying the situation, came up with the idea of covering the boy in sunflower oil. And it paid off as the youngster suddenly slid out of the machine. Once free, the rescuers checked him over and – once they were satisfied he had not been hurt – handed him over to his relieved mother. Smokin’…… A faulty e-cigarette caused a major terrorism alert and the evacuation of Euston Station in London. Hundreds of people were seen running from the station in panic. British Transport Police said there had been ‘a small contained explosion’ which is believed to have been caused by an e-cigarette which was in a bag at the station. No-one is believed to be injured. Police cars and ambulances were seen speeding towards the rail station in North London and people posted photos online showing them stuck inside the tube station. One witness, who asked to remain anonymous, told Metro.co.uk: ‘I just saw hundreds of people running; it was crazy. Police were shouting at us all to get out, I have no idea what’s happened. I’ve never seen so many people running before.’ Search dogs examined the station to make sure it was safe, while the area was evacuated.


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De Cotta Law Do’s and don’ts when buying property in Spain • Ensure that the legal title is checked and that the property can be sold free of any debts and charges • Establish with an independent lawyer if the property is fully licenced and that no administrative or legal sanctions are in place • In Spain there are debts which can be placed against the property such as Town Hall and Community of Owners’ fees, and it is important to find out if all of these debts will be cleared as part of the transaction to buy • Ensure that you have fulfilled the fiscal and legal requirements such as obtaining an NIE (fiscal identification number) • If you cannot be physically present for the purchase or sale it is best to appoint a lawyer to sign the public deeds on your behalf • Ensure with your advisers if you need an Inventory if you are buying furniture and contents in the property • If the property does not have all the necessary licences and is in a rural area, ensure that your lawyer has established who is going to complete this work and who will be responsible for costs and fees • Find out what charges and taxes you will have to pay when you go into possession of the property and ensure that these are paid annually • If you are selling, check what tax you would have to pay such as Capital Gains tax and local improvement tax – plus valia • When you have purchased a Spanish

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Torrenigma - Escape Room - Torre del Mar After hearing that there were a couple of ‘Escape Rooms’ in Malaga and Gibraltar, I started preparing a group of friends for a road trip, but when I heard that one had opened on our doorstep here in Torre del Mar, I was even more excited and marched off to find it. I turned up at 10pm one night and enthusiastically banged on the door. I was greeted by a very friendly man called Juan who spoke Spanish and English and before I knew it, I had made an appointment. Excited was not the word! So at 10:30 one Saturday morning our party of six arrived. The game is for up to six players and only one group can play at any one time. Juan opened the doors, spot on time. On entering, Juan explained the rules and navigations to us in English and for those of us who had never done an Escape Room before, there was a distinct element of nervousness in the air. I could write for days about this experience but without giving too much away, for success it’s important to work within your team, listen to each other, assess what’s around you and most importantly, don’t give up! This was my first escape room and even though we did not make it out within the one-hour time frame this time, it certainly won’t be my last attempt — I am now officially well and truly addicted. This is what my team mates said about their experience: “I went bored and not very excited at all, but that all changed when I entered the room,” said Tony. “It totally takes you over and enthralls you. I was determined to help my team out. It’s absolutely brilliant. It was my first Escape Room but definitely won’t be the last!”

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Female Lingo Six words women use... 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the footie match before helping around the house. 3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. 4) Go Ahead: This is a dare – not permission. Don't do it! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by

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Poetry Corner We loved this poem so much it was time to print it again The Spanish Five Minutes The other day I made a phone call, Action I wished them to take, Pretty music answered, It sounded like a wake. When at last a voice came, It was a pleasant surprise, Things were looking up, My hopes began to rise. They listened to my problem, Then they hummed and aah'd, Could they sort out a delivery, It wasn't all that hard. A few more minutes waiting, Oh no, that music again, Things were getting annoying, A right bloody pain. Then a subtle voice, Like gently twittering linnets "Leave it to me Sir" I ring back in five minutes. I waited and I waited, I've looked at it from all ways, I've come to a decision, Five minutes in Espaùa Means Five Bloody days. Well that’s Spain innit! By Peter C Allinson, Salobrena


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Cool Knockbacks For when the man you really don’t fancy tries chatting you up HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


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Halloween - 31st October Fun Facts Halloween is on October 31st, the last day of the Celtic calendar. It was originally a pagan holiday, honoring the dead. Halloween was referred to as All Hallows Eve and dates back to over 2000 years ago

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AS1768 74,950€ AM007 189,500€ AD047 126,000€ Colmenar Benajarafe Cómpeta NEW PRICE! NEW LISTING! NEW LISTING! Detached country Nice 2 bedroom Beautiful 280m2 house situated in the 1 shower room house beautiful natural park apartment in in Cómpeta area of Colmenar Benajarafe www.axarquiaproperties.com www.spanishpropertyapp.com


Take a break from the coast and discover rural inland Spain

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TORROX

Deutsche Bäckerei German Bakery

Opening Hours: Monday - Saturday 7.30am - 1pm Sundays & Bank Holidays 8am - 11am

Pies and cakes for every occasion. Typical German pastry f.e. Pretzel, Crumble Cake, Rye bread and a lot more!!!

Every week New Offers!

Tel: 636 153 459

Avda. America, Blq 85, Local 2, TORROX COSTA www.deutsche-baeckerei-torrox.com DIE Deutsche Bäckerei Torrox

For more information call us on: Paco & Antonia 952 535 417 :: 646 75 24 63 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com

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Market Lighthouse

Complete glasses from 49€, Including test and measurements Avenida Garcia Penalver, Edf. 79 Local 12, TORROX COSTA Opposite the main Bus Station Torrox

Call: 952 00 07 17

Tel: 952 967 358

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TORROX COSTA Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja Erica has now opened her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa/E-mail: ericavill@hotmail.com C/Centro Internacional - Bq77-nr. 2. Call: 610 876 127 Tejidos Belen specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior and exterior decoration. We repair your sofas and terrace furniture to measure. Call 952 531 732 or 50 964 624 Pol. Cortijo Amaya Nave 13 Torrox Costa. The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. The Torrox Concert Piano Bar renowned for it’s Music & Laughter! Live Music, Coffee, Drinks, Cocktails, Exhibitions & Fashion. There are different activities in such a unique meeting place! Bookings are advisable on 648 746 873. Open Everyday 10.30am - 7.30pm, Closed Tuesday. Avda. America, Blq 85, Torrox Costa. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the www.razahotel.com Fischhaus - Nordsee Fish Deli Weekly fresh deliveries from the North Sea Coast. Smoked fish from our own Smokehouse in Torrox. Salmon breakfast every day from 10am. Open Mon - Fri 10am - 7pm and closed Saturday and Sunday. Kitchen open until 6.30pm. Tel: 637 041 155 to find out more. Why not pay Cafeteria Maria a visit? Along with coffee, they sell Homemade German Cakes, Fresh Waffles, Smoothies Fresh Juices. You will find them at Avenida Esperanto, Local 31, opposite Supersol, Torrox Costa. Tel: 604 102 964 Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392 Nandos - Tasca The bar with everything! Mondays from 8pm Jam Session. Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays BBQ from 6pm - 8.30pm.Thursdays Karaoke from 9pm. They have Live Music events and different kinds of parties. They are located around the back of Blq. 89 in Avda. America Torrox Costa Call: 952 96 73 58 Calzados Pradas for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. El Faro No. 2. Call: 609 526 912 or email: calzadospradastorrox@gmail.com A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa.


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Want a complete set of glasses from just 49€ including test & measurements? Come to Optica Funes and see!! They are located in Avenida Garcia Penalver, Edf. 79, Local 12, TORROX COSTA opposite the main bus station. Call: 952 000 717 for more information Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 &  651 956 284 Costa Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Bonsai Trees, Compost, Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries & much more! You’ll find them on the road to Torrox from the motorway next to Lidl in Torrox Costa. Open Monday - Saturday 9am-2pm and 4pm-7pm and on Sunday 10am-2pm. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit www.costatorrox.es Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€-2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes & a coffee-3€ & fantastic homemade gateaus & a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread, Alioli. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. all in to find out more. Closed on Thursday’s. Start your Christmas Shopping and visit The Christmas Fayre at La Tabla on the 2nd floor in the Commercial Centre, Torrox Park on Saturday 11th November 11am - 3pm. A range of new and artisan stalls. Raffles in aid of Cudeca. A great day out. Call Rachael on 662 063 987 or email: indoormarket@kwksend.com

We speak English

Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Pest Control, Bonsai, Compost, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries

On the road to Torrox, next to Lidl Torrox Costa Facebook - /costatorrox www.costatorrox.es Monday - Saturday 9am - 2pm / 4pm - 7pm Sunday 10am - 2pm

Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El Peñoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Monday lunch) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: buddhahouse40@gmail.com Buddhahouse Torrox Costa


ESTRELLA RENTALS Algarrobo Costa Block Montevideo, 3 Tel: 0034 952 511 209 Email: estrellarentweb@gmail.com www. estrellarent.com We speak English, German & Spanish

CAR RENTALS & HOLIDAY APARTMENTS 7 SEATER TAXI SERVICE CAR RENTALS

All range of cars: Basic, Medium, Automatic and 7 seater cars

Delivery & collection at Málaga airport or at your location

HOLIDAY APARTMENTS IN ALGARROBO COSTA BEACH

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Bar y Restaurante Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch Homemade Tapas available every day changing daily - 1€

SPECIAL!! (pre-order only)

Pork Knuckles

10am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus Sunday 1pm - 5pm (bookings advisable) Closed Wednesday For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

Please note new number: 642 598 217


CLíNICA VETERINARIA TORROX Emergencies: Mob: 657 582 225 NEW IN TORROX COSTA

El Peñoncillo Tel: 952 532 587 Consultancy X-Rays Operating Room Hospital Shop Grooming Training Home Visits Collection Service Clinica Veterinaria La Caleta Avda. Andalucia 126 Tel: 952 55 10 10 Clinica Veterinaria Algarrobo Costa Avda. Andalucia Local 8 Tel: 952 51 18 21

El Peñoncillo Torrox Costa

Clinica Veterinaria Competa Avda. de Torrox Tel: 952 55 33 60 Clinica Veterinaria Puente don Manuel Edif. Alzabel, Bajo 1 Tel: 951 16 76 66

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Gardening Services

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Sunday Lunch Roast Beef, Gammon or Chicken ONLY 6.50€!!! Large Cod, Chips & Peas all day only 5€!!

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Dr. Arielle Perkins Family Medicine

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General Medicine Paediatrics Acupuncture Physiotherapy / Osteopathy Urologist and Traumatologist Other Specialists

Psychology

Dr. Guillermo Caleffa Ear Nose and Throat Doctor

Dr. Daniel Gaitán Cardiologist

We Speak English, German & French

Dr. Joaquin Mut

Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

Tel: 952 53 09 08 Please call for more information or send an

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Dermatologist

Dr. Federico Merino Plastic surgery

General surgery Andalucian Surgical Institute

English Dentist: Dr. Michael Mannish B.D.S. (univ. London) Harley St. Cosmetic Dentist of 25 yrs.

Free check up & 2nd opinion

Jose Antonio Gonzales Maxillofacial surgeon

Please call for more information or send an The best English/Spanish e-mail: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com Team for your dental health or info@clinicaeuropa.eu website: www.clinicaeuropa.eu


THE TOWN FRIER Traditional Fish & Chips take away Mick and Andrea welcome you! All your traditional  favourites inc. Kebabs, Pies, Sausage, etc. Cooked freshly to order We now serve  Southern Fried Chicken, Popcorn Chicken, Zinger Burgers, etc. You must try!!! SHADED TERRACE

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La llave de oro, C/Granada 88, Nerja, 952 524 651. Locksmith 24 hrs emergency service, 606 939 929, opening and repairing safes, armoured doors, authorised technical service, key cutting, supplier for quality padlocks, safes and other security products. Chatelin ortopedia & chiropodist/pedicura practice we are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. Linda is a qualified chiropodist and Henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker, for all your inlays and sport inlays, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles etc...open Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Visit Ink & Chips on C/ Antonio Ferrandis, 27. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges & peripherals as well as laptop & printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year. Belga, Our chef is committed to a philosophy of quality food sourcing, with an emphasis on seasonal, local and artisan ingredients. Nick keeps the art of real cooking alive, preparing dishes from scratch with the best ingredients, to bring you real taste and real value. We also have 40 different Belgian beers. DentadanĂŠs Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices-a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to & pictures of the clinic. Open Mon -Friday 10am-5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French & Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66. Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325


For all your healthy foods and natural remedies. The Health Shop Rincon Natural C/Carretera1, Local 2, Edificio Armijo III Nerja, next to Supersol, beside Barclays Bank. Stocking gluten free products, Organic food, Natural remedies and Natural skincare products. They also do Crystal Healings and Cranio Sacral Therapy. Tel: 952 52 35 03 Olas Bar Sports Calender for October 2017 Football 5th - 9th World Cup Qualifiers. 12th, 17th & 18th, 31st & 1st Nov. Champions League group matches. 19th & 2nd Nov Europa League group matches. Premier league programme on weekends of 1st, 14th, 20th & 28th. Scottish Premier programme 14th, 21st, 28th. Formula One 8th - Japanese Grand Prix, Suzuki 22nd - US Grand Prix, Austin 29th - Mexican Grand Prix, Mexico City Golf 5th-8th - Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, St Andrews, Scotland 5th-8th - Safeway Open, Silverado Resort and Spa, US 12th- 15th - Italian Open, Golf Club Milano, Italy 12th-15th - CIMB Classic, TPC Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 19th-22nd - Andalucia Valderrama Master, Valderrama GC, Spain 19th-22nd - CJ Cup at Nine Bridges, Nine Bridges, Korea 26th- 29th - Sandersons Farm Chamionship, CC of Jackson, US 26th- 29th - World Golf Championship, Sheshan International GC, China Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment. Missing the UK? Best of British have all your food, drinks, confectionary, etc. All your favourites under one roof. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 2pm and 4pm - 6pm and Saturday 10am - 2pm. Calle Los Huertos, Nerja. Find us on facebook on britishfoodshopspain Need a cake for that special occasion? Whether it be a wedding, your best friend’s birthday or even a spontaneous weekend treat, here at Designer cakes by Margaret we put our gourmet skills and unlimited creativity to work until each piece is a work of art made to make your special day unforgettable. Call: 645 953 572 or email: designercakesspain@yahoo.es


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The Secret To A Long Marriage It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

shopping, be honest, be very rich, not stress her out, not look at other girls

A friend, a companion, a lover, a brother, a father, a master, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist, a sexologist, a gynecologist, a psychologist, a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organiser, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, compassionate

And at the same time, you must also:

Without forgetting to:

Now that seems fair doesn’t it? It’s all about compromise!

Give her compliments regularly, love

Give her lots of attention but expect little yourself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself, give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes, It is very important: Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries, arrangements that she makes. And to make a man happy, the woman needs to: 1. turn up naked 2. bring him alcohol 3. give him the remote


Every Sunday 1pm to 4pm - Help yourself Buffet 10.50â‚Ź per person Open every day 1pm - 4pm & 6pm - Midnight (From January we will be closed all day Monday) Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel, Alcaucin Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www: indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com


Turning Dreams into Reality

Puente don Manuel

For Sale

S3-579

Immaculate 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa (131m² built, 488m² plot), in a very popular location with bars, restaurants and shops all in walking distance and only a 20 minute drive to the beach. Accommodation: entrance hall, spacious lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, 3 double beds (one with terrace), 2 bathrooms & integral garage, well established gardens with various fruit trees and terraces to all 4 sides of the property. There is a fabulous large covered terrace overlooking the pool and with mountain views

La Viñuela

Sales Price: 199,950€ (NEW!) For Sale

S2-294

Beautiful 2 Bed Country House (82m² built, 2,000m² plot), 5 minute walk to the village of La Viñuela. The accommodation comprises a spacious living room, a lovely kitchen, 2 large bedrooms and a family bathroom. It also has a spacious terrace and lots of outside space, driveway, ample parking with wonderful views of the village and the mountains

Sales Price: 105,000€ (REDUCED BY 15,000€!)

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Fabulous 2 Bed 2 Bath Country Villa (115m² built, 1,000m² plot), close to Sedella, good access, amazing views. Accommodation: spacious open plan lounge/dining room (with open fire) & new f/f kitchen with beamed ceilings, 2 double beds, a large family bathroom plus shower room en-suite to master bedroom. Outside are covered and open terraces, an internal terrace of 50m², a wonderful roof terrace, beautiful gardens, ceiling fans & gas central heating

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2 Bed Penthouse (90m² built), central to

all Torre del Mar amenities, spacious lounge, new fully-fitted kitchen, 2 double bedrooms one of which has its own balcony and new family bathroom. This property is priced to sell

Sales Price: 87,500€ (NEW!) Torre del Mar For Rent

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3 Bed Apartment (80m² built), 4th floor, modern, very central and yet quiet residential area. The kitchen is fully fitted with brand new silver units. The lounge has an area for dining and the balcony has been closed in for more space. There are 3 double bedrooms and a very stylish shower room. At present the apartment is unfurnished but, the owner is planning to furnish it; currently available as either unfurnished or furnished

Rental Price: 550€ per month


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Ac K-Fed Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance

Kazaa Gives you more virus's than the U.S have dropped on Vietnam. It'll cost more to fix your computer than you'll save on songs. Don’t bother unless you have broadband and update your anti-virus every weekend. I even know a few hackers who don’t even bother using kazaa for sending them. Summary: DONT BOTHER Kicks 1. Shoes 2. Doing something for fun

Kewl A stupid way of spelling “cool”. Made up by morons

Kiss The sweetest thing a guy can do without being an arse

Kami (The editor & owner of this little mag)

Kawaii An adjective in Japanese meaning "pretty; cute; lovely; charming; dear; darling; pet" It's stem is two kanji meaning "can love". It is commonly used by anime and manga fans

Kik A messaging app that was designed for messaging people but has been ruined by society since all people do is beg people for nude pics. There are some scenarios where the man/woman is so desperate that they fake their identity so that they have an easier chance of naked pictures (i.e. a 45 year old man who pretends to be a 16 year old girl to receive either guy or girl naked photos)

KYS Means kill yourself.. (Not so nice) Kanye’d When you steal someone's moment of glory/recognition

K The text you receive from your girlfriend, really meaning "f*** you"

Kook A person regarded as strange, eccentric, or crazy.

Ku Klux Klan A bunch of retarded white guys that wear pillow cases and bed sheets on there heads, who they are also racist and are mostly made up of red necks

Kenneth A fat, adorable and chubby boy

Kill To make one un-alive

Kid 1. Being a kid is the greatest thing ever. Garden hopping, being clueless about many things, getting away with anything because of your age, being immature, laughing all day, sleepovers, not giving a damn about how you look, not having to work. Be a kid forever, it’s worth it

KFC PETA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste god damn good Kinky Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, candlewax drippin', long fingernail scrapin', tossed salad eatin', multiple partner havin', she-male, oil-drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered, vibrator usin', dress-up, banned in 30 states type of sex

Key Kilogram, usually refering to narcotics.

2. The result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; Also can be known as offspring and brats


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Male Or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottom.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. (ain't that the truth). WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Male or Female?


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Paragliding - Make Your Dreams Come True!

Paragliding is an experience that can lead to a new hobby, and popular opinion is that everyone should give it a go at least once in their lifetime. Here are a couple of reviews from very happy flyers! “As someone who suffers from vertigo, paragliding had never been my natural choice of fun activity — until I was recommended to Antonio,” says Mark Appleton. “From the moment I met him, his inimitable sense of humour and desire for fun made me feel immediately at ease. “But don’t be fooled — Antonio is a professional: meticulous with the preparation of all the excellent equipment and also making sure the conditions are as good as they can be before confirming a flight. He also prides himself in presenting clear instructions, making sure no stone is left unturned before you push off the side of that mountain. “The flight down to the beach in Almuñecar is breathtaking and Antonio guides you all the way down, making sure you take sufficient selfies in the process to record the memory, and pointing out anything of interest. It was an unforgettable experience, and one I would recommend to all — beginner and experienced alike.” -----------------------------------------------------------“We were in La Herradura when my daughter saw several paragliders soaring over the hills towards Punta de la Mona,” says Stephan Mills. “I would love to try that,” my daughter announced, to which I replied, “If you want to do it, I'll do it with you!” I dug out an article I had seen in the Sentinella magazine which had the contact details. I called Antonio and arranged to meet at Velilla beach one Monday morning for the start of our adventure. In advance he forwarded me videos and YouTube links so we could familiarise ourselves — especially with the take-off 'run'. From the beginning,

Antonio was very professional and conveyed the confidence of his 30 years experience which is extremely important. After meeting Antonio and his fellow tandem instructor Rafael, we headed towards the first of two possible take-off sites. Antonio had explained that if the wind direction was not ideal we would proceed to another site higher up at approximately 1000 metres which, in fact, happened. (I secretly had hoped for this, knowing that higher meant an even longer flight!) However, as we approached the second site after climbing the steep track in their 4x4, I have to admit to feeling my first pangs of apprehension as I looked down the slope from which I was about to jump with Rafa. On the other hand, my daughter calmly took it all in without flinching and not a sign of nerves... the confidence of youth! We both listened intently to Antonio as he briefed us on the four points to remember. I stood by and watched my daughter get airborne with him. He made it look so smooth and easy. As we watched them float down the valley, I soon followed with Rafa. Once in the air, I could take it all in. The silence and feeling of being like a bird soaring as we gazed down on the A7 autovia way below was amazing. We even flew through several fluffy white clouds. As we neared Velilla beach, I had a bird’s eye view of Antonio performing several turns over the blue water of nearby El Tesorillo beach before making an impressive turn in over the headland for a textbook landing by my daughter on Velilla beach. Rafa also landed perfectly, except that I suffered the indignity of ending up sitting on the sand. The nearby sunbathers had seen my 'classic' landing technique but Parapente Tropical kindly edited it out of the video!” To book your flight call 605 940 618 / 654 198 820 www.parapentegranada.info


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1. Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions 2. If we had the same mortality rate now as in 1900, more than half the people in the world today would not be alive

5. During a severe windstorm or rainstorm the Empire State Building sways several feet to either side 6. In the last 3,500 years, there have been approximately 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world 7. The Black Death reduced the population of Europe by one third in the period from 1347 to 1351 8. The average person spends about two years on the phone in a lifetime 9. Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved 27.5 feet

3. On average, Americans eat 18 acres of pizza everyday

10. Over 60% of all those who marry get divorced.

4. Researchers at the Texas Department of Highways in Fort Worth determined the cow population of the U.S. burps some 50 million tons of valuable hydrocarbons into the atmosphere each year. The accumulated burps of ten average cows could keep a small house adequately heated and its stove operating for a year

11. 400-quarter pounders can be made from 1 cow 12. A full-loaded supertanker traveling at normal speed takes at least 20 minutes to stop 13. Coca-Cola was originally green


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Kids In Church Children, don’t you just love em!! A little boy was overheard praying, ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am,’ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, ‘That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, I wanted to stay with you guys.’ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, ‘And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?’ One bright little girl replied, ‘Because people are sleeping.’ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. ‘If Jesus were sitting here,

he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ‘Ryan, you be Jesus!’ A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. ‘Daddy, what happened to him?’ the son asked. ‘He died and went to Heaven.’ the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, ‘Did God throw him back down?’


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NOW IS THE TIME TO PLANT VETIVER! WHY NOW? Vetiver is indigenous to India and was introduced here by the Spanish Government in 1994. Unlike most plants it loves the heat of summer. If planted now it will grow to 1-2 metres before the Autumn rains. Vetiver will provide erosion control and act as a wind block for the upcoming winter season. There are many more uses for Vetiver. See our website for more details: www.vetiverspain.com Contact us at vetiverspain@gmail.com

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The Gas Man Some interesting information regarding the bogus gas man Often these people pose as employees of a company recognised as Repsol or Cepsa to gain the trust of potential customers. (This in itself is not a crime, but it may be an administrative offence). Unlike in England where their actions could be party to deception offences. They work with lists of people that they are supplied with, but they target the elderly and non residents because in their opinion they are easier to deceive. After a thorough review of the gas appliances and connections, the scammer tells his victim that the facility is in poor condition and should be changed or it will be cut off. The inspector makes false promises to expedite the process in exchange for a small gratuity or sometimes charging cash it costs to repair. Most of the companies they work for these people are legal. They may change elements...or sell other elements that are not mandatory. The more they charge the more they gain. USEFUL INFORMATION Do not open the door... even if they have the accreditation of gas inspector, unless you have arranged the visit previously. If they contact you saying they will send someone to your house for a review, you must refuse. It is always the customer who calls the company. Check your gas contract and check the dates of review (every 5 years). Failure to do so only involves a risk to you and problems with home insurance if an accident occurs. If you decide to do a review, see the person who provides gas cylinders. He will provide phone numbers of official business. The tube must be changed when it expires and the regulator when it stops working. Mick Stockdale in conversation with a Spanish Police Officer

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The Poison Fruit Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men… men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the s*** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Baby equipment available for long and short term rentals. Items can be collected in person or we provide a delivery service anywhere between Malaga and Nerja Orders can be taken via our website using our order form or please feel free to visit us at Divas, Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel or call or email us anytime Contact Sophie on: 0034 692 308 454 nurseryneeds@outlook.com facebook@nurseryneeds.jt www.nurseryneeds.co.uk


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“If you are interested in any type of construction, be it a new property, extension or reformation (inside or out), driveway, patio or swimming pool, please take a few minutes to browse through our websites. I know you will be surprised about the scope and scale of the projects we have undertaken and completed”

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At Rumours It’s Not All About The ..Hair & Beauty... There’s Much More!! Rumours can also offer chiropody treatments with UK-trained Susan Blackwell For example, have you taken a good look at your feet recently? They can tell a story or two! Chiropody treatments include a general evaluation of the foot — including toenails, skin and general foot healthcare of the individual. Within a treatment included is a nail cut and file/burr, removal of callus and hard skin, corn removal, advice on verruca treatments and advice on looking after your feet — this is important for diabetics. Do you suffer with thick— often fungal — toenails, ingrowing toenails, athletes’ foot and/or cracked heels? Seeing a chiropodist can help these conditions. Have you ever tried reflexology? It is an ancient art of healing by applying pressure to specific areas of the foot (or hand) which correspond to other parts of the body, its organs and systems. Reflexology primarily improves the circulation and assists the body in eliminating toxins and waste. By applying

pressure and stimulating the reflex points, we help clear these channels and pathways, improving their functioning and balance, relieving tension from stressed areas and stimulating under-active areas. It can help the lymphatic system work more efficiently too, resulting in reduced swelling. Similarly, it can help the digestive system and conditions such as IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). A reflexology session — or regular sessions — contribute towards the maintenance and wellbeing of your mind and body, encouraging your body to look after and heal itself. Susan is in the salon on Thursdays and Fridays in Puente don Manuel. Call 951 232 881 for hair, beauty and chiropody appointments. See main advert on page 27

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Richard Gere, born August 31, 1949, the son of an insurance salesman and a housewife, was a noted gymnast and musician in his youth. His acting career began in repertory in Seattle, and he appeared on the London stage in Grease in 1973. He is possibly best known as the ultimate sex symbol in such films as American Gigolo (1980), An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) and Pretty Woman (1990). He was named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 1999. Gere had well-publicised affairs with Priscilla Presley and Kim Basinger, and was married to supermodel Cindy Crawford from 1991 to 1995. In November 2002, he married model and actress Carey Lowell, with whom he has a son, Homer James Jigme Gere. The couple have since divorced. However, in addition to acting in many highly-acclaimed and award-winning roles, Gere is also a humanitarian activist. A practising Buddhist, he is also an advocate for human rights in Tibet. He is a co-founder of the

Tibet House, creator of The Gere Foundation and Chairman of the Board of Directors for the International Campaign for Tibet. Because he supports the Tibetan Independence Movement, he is permanently banned from entering the People's Republic of China. In September 2007, Gere called for the boycott of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games to put pressure on China to make Tibet independent.

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To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com Royal romance Meghan Markle has finally broken silence about dating Prince Harry. Since she got together with Prince Harry, Meghan has kept quiet about their relationship, but has now opened up for the first time about meeting her special Prince. Speaking to Vanity Fair magazine, Meghan revealed that she met Harry through friends and they were secretly dating for six months before it was made public in November 2016. "We're a couple. We're in love," she told the magazine. "I'm sure there will be a time when we will have to come forward and present ourselves and have stories to tell, but I hope what people will understand is that this is our time.” "We're two people who are really happy and in love." Elsewhere in the interview Meghan explains that it isn't easy dating a royal, but says pals and Harry make things easier. "It has its challenges, and it comes in waves some days it can feel more challenging than others,” she says. "But I still have this support system all around me and, of course, my boyfriend's support. "Nothing about me changed," she added. "I'm still the same person that I am and I've never defined myself by my relationship." There are currently rumours that an announcement of engagement is on its way.

Publicity stunt? Katie Price’s ex husband, cage fighter Alex Reid, has accused the former glamour model of timing her latest divorce for publicity reasons. Price has filed for her third divorce, claiming that third husband Kieran Hayler is a “sex addict” and has been cheating on her with their nanny. Reid, however, believes it's all a publicity stunt to coincide with her upcoming tour and says "It's convenient timing". The nanny has denied the claims and Kieran has said he still loves Katie.

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Reid, who split from Katie in 2011, told the Mirror: “It’s extremely convenient timing, one million per cent. There’s no coincidence here. This whole situation is a great money making opportunity. “There’s no factual evidence to prove what’s happened.” But he doesn't stop there. He even goes on to say he "feels sorry" for Kieran and that he doesn't believe Katie's claims one bit. Alex said: “Having been in a similar situation, and understanding how difficult it must be for Kieran, I feel sorry for him. “I also feel sorry for the nanny accused. There’s no factual evidence to prove what’s happened. In fact, the nanny denied everything, also claiming that Katie owes her money."

Cheryl’s comeback It’s two whole years since Cheryl, formerly Cole, last made an appearance on TV talent show The X Factor, but there are now rumours that she is coming back. The new mum is said to be joining up with her old boss Simon Cowell to help in his quest to win this year's show. It's been reported that Cheryl will help Simon to narrow down his acts for the Judges’ Houses part of the series. Cheryl, who as a judge won the show twice with Alexandra Burke and Joe McElderry. She certainly has an eye for talent, something Simon is all too aware of. A source told the Mail Online: “Simon is ecstatic at getting Cheryl back working with him again. They’ve had their ups and downs to say the least but he hugely respects her opinion.”


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& t i u Fr Facts anates Veg omegr P

Pomegranates, which grow widely in Spain, are among the healthiest fruits on earth.

pomegranate juice can be useful in men with prostate cancer, potentially inhibiting cancer growth and lowering the risk of death.

They contain a range of beneficial plant compounds, and many studies have shown that they have incredible benefits for your body.

Regular intake of pomegranate juice has been shown to lower blood pressure levels in as little as 2 weeks.

The skin of the pomegranate is thick and inedible, but there are hundreds of edible seeds called arils within, and these are what people eat – either raw or processed into pomegranate juice. One cup of arils (174 grams) contains 7 grams of fibre, 3 grams of protein, 30% of the RDA of vitamin C, 36% of the RDA of Vitakin K, 16 % of the RDA of folate and 12% of the RDA of potassium. However, where pomegranates really shine is in their content of powerful plant compounds, some of which have potent medicinal properties. Punicalagins are extremely powerful antioxidants found in the juice and peel of a pomegranate. They are so powerful that pomegranate juice has been found to have three times the antioxidant activity of red wine and green tea. Pomegranate extract and powder is typically made from the peel, due to its high antioxidant and punicalagin content which have been shown to reduce inflammation, one of the leading drivers of many killer diseases. Test tube studies have shown that it can reduce inflammatory activity in the digestive tract, as well as in breast cancer and colon cancer cells. Punicic acid, also known as pomegranate seed oil, is the main fatty acid in the arils. It is a type of conjugated linoleic acid with potent biological effects. There is preliminary evidence that

Laboratory studies have shown that pomegranate extract can block enzymes that are known to damage joints in people with osteoarthritis. Several human studies have shown that pomegranate can have benefits against heart disease. It improves the cholesterol profile and protects LDL cholesterol from oxidative damage. The anti-bacterial and anti-fungal effects may also protect against infections and inflammation in the mouth. These include conditions like gingivitis, periodontitis and denture stomatitis. Some evidence shows that pomegranate can improve memory in the elderly and post-surgery, and studies in mice suggest that it can protect against Alzheimer's disease. I think there is going to be a mad rush for pomegranate juice... :)


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Migrane And Tension Headache Sufferers Don’t Stress... Do you suffer from tension across the shoulders and up the back of the neck? Tension headaches and migraines can be a result of muscle tightness and posture plays a big part in this. If your head is protracted in a forwards position and shoulders rolled forwards then your posture may be causing tension and discomfort across the back of your shoulders, between the shoulder blades. These posterior muscles become over-stretched and weakened while the muscles at the front of your shoulders, your Pectorals and big Latissimus dorsi muscles that rotate your arms inwards become tight. Sports and Remedial massage with me can help this posture by releasing the tight front muscles and restoring balance, relieving the sore muscles in the shoulders and drawing your shoulder blades back into better posture. Sports Massage can also relieve tension in the neck, relaxing the posterior muscles and training it to extend rather than protract forwards. Sports Remedial Massage has two roles

when it comes to treating migraines and tension related headaches. In a proactive role, massage treatments are performed on a regular basis to help the body maintain an optimal level of relaxation and stress-relief. This approach reduces the chances of migraine attacks and tension headaches significantly by relaxing muscle spasms and trigger points. In a comfort role, massage is done to ease the pressure brought on during a migraine or tension related headache. By focusing on the neck, shoulders, and head, massage can decrease the pain and discomfort brought on by migraine or tension headache. Relief of Tension-Related Headaches Benefits *Decreases occurrences of headaches, sleep disturbances and distress symptoms *Allows one to maintain a level of relaxation and stress-relief, reducing the chances of stress induced migraines See main advert below

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Time To Sell Up? How To Get Started. Since the crisis began in 2008 the housing market in Andalusia has been slow to recover. But in the last 3 years it has been on the up and properties are now selling again. Of course, not everything sells and some properties can sit on the market without moving for a long time, often for no fault other than being in too isolated a location, or being too close to a neighbouring house, etc. But others are ‘flying off the shelf’ at top speed!

vendor can make is overpricing their houses – be realistic, as the market dictates the price, not the vendor

So if you are thinking of selling your house in Spain, think carefully about how you should go about this, to maximise your chance of selling relatively quickly and smoothly. Here are three vital things to think about:

3. Make your house presentable. Get those jobs done that you have been meaning to do – a lick of paint, fixing cracks or roof leaks, de-cluttering (very important), and tidying up the gardens, patios or terraces.

1. Get the price right. Calculate roughly what you have spent on the property to date, in order to focus the mind on an acceptable sales price. Some people manage to make a small profit, others know they will be making a loss. Check out the prices of similar properties on some of the specialist property portals such as Kyero.com or on the local estate agency websites, to find out what is the right sort of price. The biggest mistake a

Buyers are most active in Autumn and Springtime, so now is the time to put your house up for sale if you are thinking of selling. Select your agencies carefully, maybe putting the property on with 2 or 3 at the most to start with, and see how it goes.

2. Check your documentation. Even if you think your paperwork is fine that may not be the case, especially after new legislation that is only now being put into practice. Buyers are acutely aware of all these things nowadays and will often go for the easiest option.

For more information and advice, email us at Unspoilt Andalusia. By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advert below)


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personal fears to battle the murderous, bloodthirsty clown known as Pennywise whose history of murder and violence dates back for centuries. The seven work together to find out the truth about this shapeshifting creature, which they dub "IT"

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Based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, which has been terrifying readers for decades. Seven young bullies known as The Losers Club are about to face their worst nightmare over the course of one horrifying summer. The film depicts roughly half the book, focusing on most of the childhood events of the main characters. When children begin to disappear in the town the friends must overcome their own

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La Vaqueria Sitting here in La Vaqueria garden listening to live music on a full stomach of delicious buffet food as I write to you this month. The glorious weather and great atmosphere here every Sunday makes for a really special day out and the lovely drive up our lemon, avocado and mango packed valley is the perfect way to start your relaxing day This old cowshed has seen many changes over the last 15 years as it has developed into a thriving arts and crafts centre with a fabulous cafe. Emphasis has always been on homemade good value food using fresh local ingredients, many of which are home grown. Over the years we have held many markets and fairs, hosted private events and parties and even had the odd rave!!! Now with growing interest in all things natural and holistic we have decided to start a monthly HOLISTIC & ARTESAN FAYRE. We have been offering a free treatment room to practitioners from Tues - Thurs as we feel that the area definitely needs more of this sort of thing! So, every 3rd Sat of every month (bar January when we close) we will be inviting artesans, practitioners, demonstrators and promoters to join us to make this a

special, enjoyable and informative occasion. We will have a variety of stalls plus a bonsai and a dream catcher demonstration and the treatments will be reike, hot stone massage, reflexology and also palm reading and indian head massage... something for everyone! Meanwhile in the campo the mango harvest has started, a good year surprising given the lack of water this year but nevertheless the people I have spoken to are happy and the price is good too. With all of the bags full we have gratefully received we are now in full chutney production and mango crumble is becoming a firm favourite. We are finishing up the month on 31st with a Halloween party, fancy dress and live music. Fun for all with a bank holiday to get over it all...win win!! Several people have mentioned that La Vaqueria is "a bit hard " to find... thank you all for your feedback and for persevering and telling us it was worth it!! For new comers, I am putting up more signs but also please look for us on google maps, on our website and on facebook... they all show you the way and we are looking forward to welcoming you when you arrive!! See advert below


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Come and meet or speak to our bilingual team;

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Oasis Hair & Beauty - Torre Del Mar With a ‘talk of the town’ dinner dance looming, it was time to pull out the glad rags, plan the accessories and put aside some time to think about glamming myself up. I decided to try a fairly new salon recently opened in Torre del Mar, ‘Oasis Hair & Beauty’. I decided on a pedicure with Clare and some nail art with Sacha. On entering the salon there was a great ambience about the place. I was greeted immediately and offered a drink. I was taken to the pedicure area spot on my appointment time. Clare, a trained Beauty Therapist for many years, was extremely polite, friendly

Clare also specialises in pedicures, manicures, lash extensions, reflexology, aromatherapy, facials and more. Next it was over to the nail section for some nail art with Sasha. Well, I have to say that this place runs like clockwork — to the minute, in fact, for my nail appointment. I had heard Sasha was extremely good at nail art and I had seen some of her work, so after a quick description of my dress, I left it in her capable hands to make my nails look beautiful. As you can see in the photo below, that’s just what she did.

I was now ready for the ball — with thanks to ‘Oasis’! and chatty — she made my whole experience a very relaxed one. In fact we chatted almost solidly for a whole hour about this and that, and afterwards, I had lovely soft, relaxed feet, painted nails and a new friendship!

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Monthly Baking Blog By Susan Jane Halloween Pumpkin Cake with Orange Cream Cheese Topping As the summer draws to a close with cooler darker evenings creeping up, there is most definitely an autumnal feel to the air. With Halloween scheduled for the end of this month I thought that a cake recipe in keeping with this event would be most appropriate. Taking advantage of the fresh produce vailable a recipe using pumpkin seemed like a good idea. For any carrot cake lovers out there this cake has a very similar flavour, but the addition of the condensed milk once the cake has been removed from the oven makes the cake soft, very moist and super delicious; It is definitely worth giving this cake a go. The recipe is super easy you do not even require a mixer, so here goes:-

For the Topping: Zest of 1 orange 25g butter 75g Cream Cheese 115g Icing Sugar Set over temperature to 150 degrees C Fan. Line an 8” (20cm) square tin with greaseproof paper. Mix together the oil, eggs, sugar and pumpkin puree Gently add in the flour, baking powder and spices (add nuts here if you choose) and mix well. Pour the mixture into the baking tin and place in the oven. Bake for approx 35/40 mins or until the skewer test comes out clean. Whilst still warm pour the condensed milk over the top of the cake and allow to soak in. Beat together the topping ingredients Once the cake is cool spread the topping over the cake. Slice and serve. Happy Halloween !

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Charity Auction - October 21st A CHARITY AUCTION will take place on Saturday October 21st from 12 noon with viewing from 11.00am Venue: Al-Andalus Hotel in Maro near the Nerja Caves. Auction Items include: Original artworks, handmade bed covers, copper and silver items as well as restaurant meals, hairdressing and Will Writing will be auctioned with bidding starting from as little as 5â‚Ź. Monies raised will be for the Residencia for the Elderly in Nerja and for the Anglican Chaplaincy of Nerja & AlmuĂąecar. For more information or if you have items to donate please contact Sandra Wrightson on 678 644 035.


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POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Open: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. C/Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between Parador & Hotel Villa Flamenca). Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly on a Tuesday at 12 midday at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel and on a Wednesday at 12 midday at Bar La Vega, Torre del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support the Royal British Legion in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. We always welcome new members (you don’t have to be ex-military) – so come along to make some new friends at one of our meetings or contact Joyce on 692 551 385 for more information.

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164

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Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051

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Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com New furniture shop in Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact the Volunteer Department now: 952 56 49 10 / 671 048 304 voluntariado@cudeca.org The Nerja Players 2017/18 Season On Tues 17th Oct, The Nerja Players are opening their doors for the season’s first performance which will be a cold unrehearsed reading. All attendees are invited to take part. Tues 31st Oct, The Nerja Players will hold an evening of poems, stories and sketches, humorous or otherwise and presented by members. Non-members are also welcome to participate. Both performances will start at 7pm and will be held in the Nerja Bridge Club – entrance is through the blue doors next to the Café Royal at the top of Avda Castilla Perez, Nerja. Do come along and share an enjoyable evening with us. A subsidised bar will be available. For more info: admin@nerjaplayers.com Martin Urban from Astria has become the new Chairman of 41 Club Nerja (Ex Round Tablers). We have had a talk on walks around Frigiliana, an evening with a horse whisperer. a boat trip around the bay at Caleta & 3 Munch Bunches. Our Club has 47 members from 10 different Counrties and is truly International. We meet twice a month. On the first Thurs we take our ladies out for our Munch Bunch where we visit different restaurants for a Menu del Dia. On the third Thurs we have our 'Normal' meeting. To become a member ring Alfie on 626998626

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Axarquia Fiestas & Events in October 26th September - 1st October FERIA DE VELEZ-MALAGA 1st week October SEMANA CULTURAL - Totalán 2nd - 5th October FERIA DE OCTUBRE - Torrox 4th October ROMERíA DE LA VIRGEN DEL ROSARIO - Sayalonga 7th October DíA DE LA VIRGEN DEL ROSARIO - Rincon de la Victoria 7th October NTRA. SRA. DEL ROSARIO PATRONA - Totalán 7th - 8th October FIESTA DE LA CERVEZA OCTOBERFEST Algarrobo Costa 7th - 11th October NTRA. SRA. DEL ROSARIO Y SEMANA CULTURAL Canillas de Albaida 8th October FESTIVAL DEL FLAMENCO PEñA LA SOLEá - Nerja 8th & 9th October FIESTA DEL MONFí - Cútar 8th - 12th October FERIA DE NERJA 10th & 11th October FERIA EN HONOR A LA VIRGEN DEL ROSARIO - Alcaucin

10th - 12th Otober FIESTAS DE VALLEJO Macharaviaya 12th October FERIA DE LA MULA - Arenas 14th - 17th October FERIA DEL CRISTO DE LA SALUD - Benamocarra 31st October - 4th November SEMANA SOCIOCULTURAL DE LA CALA DEL MORAL Rincon de la Victoria 31st October FIESTA DE LA CASTAñA Alcaucin 31st October FIESTA DE LA CASTAñA Y EL BONIATO - Maro

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The Trapiche Social Club meets every Wed from 12noon to 2pm at the Trapiche Restaurant (on the Velez to Vinuela Road) All are welcome to come and meet friends and make new friends. Pop in and see, a warm welcome awaits. Call: 680764130 Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217/moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group of like-minded people, whose main aim is to promote frendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday at around 12.30pm at the Arco Del Sol Hotel on the outskirts of Colmenar (A356 Vele Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9). We are lucky to have our meetings here, it is a great and versatile venue and the proprietors Antonio and Rosa are very supportive and helpful. We enjoy a variety of activities throughout the year: wine tasting, talks on various subjects from Lawyers, Estate Agents, Council Officials, Local Police, cooking demonstrations by our own chef member, car sharing days out to interesting venue’s, treasure hunts, special lunches at different restaurants, plant sales, homemade produce sales, many other activities and of course the popular quisses and games. Everyone, no matter what nationality, is made welcome, so why not come along one Wednesday and enjoy a few hours with us. For more information please contact Marjorie 952 037 556 or email Claire on dalecm19@gmail.com or visit our facebook page Colmenar Social Club to see our activities. La Vaqueria Benamargosa Every Wednesday Mosaic workshop every 1st Saturday each month 30€. Wednesday weekly art class will be starting again in October. 11am - 1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake. 15€ per head,

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some materials included occaisionally. Yoga class every Friday 5.30pm - 7pm...for all levels. Every Friday from 8pm there is a theme night where every week different flavours from around the world are celebrated...always choices for special diets. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 669 682 139 English / 689 111 352 Spanish. Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 RBL - Nerja We enjoy regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda” restaurant in La Herradura, Contact Eleanor on: Tel: 958828708/ 606634444 or Email: eleanorbennett@hotmail.com On the 3rd Thursday of each month at the Al Andalus Hotel Maro. Contact Vera on Tel: 952 967 200 or 697 293 698 Email ozzybaldwin@yahoo.co.uk Everyone is welcome to come along and membership is open to anyone and you don’t have to be ex military. Its a worthwhile cause so come and join us. Contact Dave on Tel: 654085811 or Email dgdeepblue@gmail.com RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe Jukebox Bandits - Sat 28th (after the market): Chiringuito Tropy, Caleta, 100yds east of the port. From 2.00-5.00pm. Call 653 629 841 or 689 237 643 for a table. For all other dates please go to www.jukeboxbandits.com


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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 www.jec-spain.com JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com

other material. The Nerja Players meet on the 1st & 3rd Tuesday of each month from October to April at 18.45 hours in the Bridge Club premises at the top of Avda Castilla Perez 1, Nerja (the large blue double doors). For enquiries please email admin@nerjaplayers.com or visit www.nerjaplayer.com or follow us on Facebook @ The Nerja Players

The Nerja History Group is for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have monthly Talks & Trips between the months of October - April, Mixed nationalities, Talks delivered in English. All welcome. http://www.nerjahistorygroup.es/ or contact Christina Sinclair 687 602 057 or email nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon-Fri 10am - 1pm &3pm - 6pm. Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org. Web: www.lux-mundi.org October events and excursions. Every Tues 11.30 to 1pm & Thurs 4.30pm -6pm - Espan-Glish Group at the Centre. Interchange of Languages. Improve your level of Spanish and help others to improve their English. A donation of 1€ will be appreciated. Every Wed - Computer Workshop. Starting with the basics (Emails, Passwords & Security) through to setting up Spreadsheets, databases & Technical Problems. Bring your computer, Tablet or Smart Phone. Time 10am - 11.30am at the Centre. 4€ including one drink. Every Wed – Art & Craft Group. Join friends in a relaxed and friendly atmosphere. The Art group meet and help each other with various forms of art, water colours, pastels etc. The craft group are currently making cards in various styles including Iris paper folding and Zentangle. 2pm-5pm Every Friday – Coffee Morning. 11am - 1pm 12th October– The Centre will be closed for a National Holiday. 14th October – Coach Excursion to “South Pacific” Fuengirola. On arrival in Fuengirola there will be free time for a meal and the show starts at 8pm. 28€ available at the Centre. Fundraising event. Departure times. Viñuela (Football Pitch) 4pm, Algarrobo (Lidl) 4.25pm, Caleta (Vets) 4.30pm, Torre del Mar (Coach Station) 4.40pm 15th October – Harvest Thanksgiving Service. All are welcome to join friends at the Ecumenical Service. All imperishable food will be donated to the Torre del Mar Food Bank.The service will be followed by a sharing lunch, so please bring a plate of food. 11am. For further information & bookings contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org Please note you are unable to make bookings through the web site and sorry we cannot accept cards

The Nerja Players If you have an interest in theatre and the performing arts join this group who regularly perform rehearsed readings of plays and

EL Capitan Tennis Club Torre Del Mar open to new members. Every Mon, Wed & Fri. For information Ring 675 391 967

Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Please visit www.campinglavinuela.es for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. You can also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. www.el-valle-asociacion.com Trapiche Dance & Dine Group ‘T' Dance every Friday 11am until 1pm @ Restaurante El Trapiche. Mixed programme of popular sequence dancing followed by tapas. New season starts September. All welcome. Tel. 952 515 155 for more details.


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE)

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), and 18.00pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Web www.Torredelmarchurch.es La Caleta de Velez: Cornerstone International Church: meets on Sundays 11.30am and Wednesdays: 7pm for bible study. Calle Virgen del Mar 3 Tel.63454019 Puente don Manuel - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11 am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 1pm-2pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible Study Thursday 5-7pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliara, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. Wednesdays; Rincon de la victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30. Thursdays: velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to AP & MP for the following jokes I'd just boarded a Ryanair flight in Prague when a young local couple sneaked into the plane's toilet for a quickie before take-off. Within minutes, they were banging away and you could hear the moaning and groaning noises from the back row. "How do they get away with it?", I asked a grumpy looking stewardess as she went down the aisle closing lockers. "God knows", she replied sharpish. "These flippin pre-flight Czechs get right on my tits" ------------------------------------------------------------The inventor of the USB stick has died. Thanks for the memory. ------------------------------------------------------------A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the Pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Arr, well,” said the Pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.” The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?” The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really.” “What about that eye patch?” “Arrrr, well” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of a big fat Albatross flew over. As I looked up, the bastard thing only went and shat in me eye didn't it, Arrrr!” “You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird s***” “Arr, bejasus lad it was me first day with this

feckin hook!” ------------------------------------------------------------My wife suggested we spice up our marriage with 'doctors and nurses' role play. So I put her on a trolley and ignored her for two days. ------------------------------------------------------------Two Irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when Paddy says,"I'm dying for a s***, but I haven't got anything to wipe my arse with." Mick says,"Have you got a fiver Paddy?" "Yes," says Paddy."Well use that," replies Mick. So Paddy goes off for 5 minutes and comes back with s*** all over his hands and clothes. Mick says,"What the f*** happened to you?" Paddy looks at him and replies,"Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with four pound coins and two 50 pence pieces?" ------------------------------------------------------------I walked into a corner shop in Liverpool and picked up a chocolate bar. I asked, "How much is this love?" She said, "You're not from around here are you?" ------------------------------------------------------------A mother in law said to her sons wife, "I don't mean to be rude but the baby doesn't look like my son " The wife then lifted up her skirt and said "I don't mean to be rude either but it's a fanny not a photocopier ------------------------------------------------------------After waiting ages for a reply, I've finally got a letter from the Royal Mail confirming my job application has been successful. I start last Monday. ------------------------------------------------------------This anti-bullying campaign in schools is all very well but where is the next generation of traffic wardens going to come from?

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Jokes h a ha :) A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Magic Penis door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch.. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I

haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!' -----------------------------------------------------------Channel 4 have announced a new series where four Jeremy Kyle guests take it in turns to cook frozen pizzas and Pot Noodles for each other. It's called ‘Scum Dine With Me’ -----------------------------------------------------------I really don’t see the problem with genetically modified food, I’ve just had a lovely leg of salmon! -----------------------------------------------------------Whilst travelling to Malaga on the motorway with a colleague, coming in the opposite direction was a car with a wheelbarrow on the roof being held on by two arms. “That must be an offence” I said “No” replied my colleague, “It’s a wheelbarrow” -----------------------------------------------------------During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers." Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a s*** golfer."

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1. The Mau-Mau were a terrorist organisation in which African country? 2. How many carats are in pure gold?

1. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

3. In which English county is the town of Cheddar?

2. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

4. Into which body of water does the River Danube flow?

3. On a man's tombstone, it is said that one sixth of his life was spent in childhood and one twelfth as a teenager. One seventh of his life passed between the time he became an adult and the time he married; five years later, his son was born. Alas, the son died four years before he did. He lived to be twice as old as his son did. How old did the man live to be?

5. Which sport is played by the Chicago Bears? 6. Which musical features the song "I Dreamed a Dream"? 7. In the comic books what is Batman's real name? 8. Who was the lead singer of 80's band Culture club?

4. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? 5. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

9. How many yards make up one chain? 10. Which cheese is traditionally sprinkled on Italian food? 11. Who painted "The Laughing Cavalier"?

6. A mountain goat attempts to scale a cliff sixty feet high. Every minute, the goat bounds upward three feet but slips back two. How long does it take for the goat to reach the top?

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wZalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158

FASHION ACCESSORIES wHeaven for Fashion, Fashion jewellery and accessories at affordable prices www.heavenforfashion.com - use code SENT12 for a discount of 15% with your first purchase.

FURNITURE wCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 MonSat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org wProps & Vintage (P&V) vintage and retro furniture and accessories for sale or hire. visit our facebook page for details: propsandvintagespain / Website: www.propsandvintage.com Email: propsandvintagespain@hotmail.com Tel: 657 424 933 / 646 482 942

GARDEN CENTRES wCosta Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, CeramicsBonsai Trees, Compost,Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries and much much more! Open Mon Sat 9am -2pm and 4pm - 7pm and on Sunday 10am - 2pm. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit their website www.costatorrox.es

GARDENING wMaintenance of Gardens and Swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 25 year old. David: 656 775 928 wRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099 wSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. very cost effective. visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 info@vetiverspain.com


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INTERNET SERVICES

wWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available):

wRiosat SL, Reliable internet services in the campo. No telephone line required.Please call for details. 951 239 310 / 626 679 018 Email: info@riosat.com / Web: www.riosat.com wTechno-Vision, 3G, 4G, Fibre, ADSL -unlimited data, Pay As You Go service available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web:www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es

HEALTH SHOPS wRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance, craneosacral therapy, massage, Reiki etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINESHOP for Europe www.rinconnatural.com wHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de velez Tel: 952 511 857 magysgardengrow@hotmail.com

HEATING wRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

HORSE RIDING wCasa El Cielo-Horse Riding Half or full day rides Malaga. A unique horse riding experience with Andalusian horses between the olive and almonds trees of the natural reserve of the Montes de Malaga. Call: 622 897 450 horses@casa-elcielo.es www.casa-elcielo.es/caballos

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 690 854 154

HYPNOTHERAPY & NLP wMarion Dias BSc (Honours) Clinical Hypnosis and trainer NLP & Hypnosis. Help with Anxiety, Depression, Phobia, Stop smoking, self-confidence IBS, Public speaking as well as one day workshops for stop smoking, and self-healing, in NERJA. E-mail: marion@hypno-therapeutiques.co.uk.

INTERNET TELEVISION (IPTV) wIPTV television No frills just like the good old days but up to date Tv service. info@iptvspain.es Tel: 951 390 567 wTechno-Vision, UK & Scandinavian IPTv packages with Catch Up, PAYG available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web: www.techno-vision.es info@techno-vision.es

INTERPRETERS wInterpreter - English/Spanish - based in vélez-Málaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wThe Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'.Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. wResidencia Cantalobos The Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886 www.residenciacantalobos.com wHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Also Pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

KITCHENS wSun Kitchens, 15 years experience in Kitchens, Doors, Bathroom Units, Shower Screens, Synthetic Flooring & Wardrobes. Cipriando Maldonado 13, Torre del Mar. Tel: 653 63 46 33 / 622 10 13 10 www.sunkitchens.es Email: info@sunkitchens.es

INSURANCE

LAUNDERETTES

wGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

Bubbles Launderette Calle Manuel Marin 1, Nerja. open 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri, 9am - 1pm Sat for all your laundry needs. Offering a free collection & delivery service for the nerja area. Call now on 665539256


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LAWYERS

OPTICIANS wHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PAINTING wNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email: jabe@noneedtopaint.com

wCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: info@cslawyers.es www.cslawyers.es wAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment

wParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years of experience without risk over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of the beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

wDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

wAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

METALWORK wMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

wEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service call José on: 615 344 123 / 638 609 906 wPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement & reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call our fee!

MOBILITY PRODUCTS

POST BOX SERVICE - NERJA

wBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

wWe can receive all your mail for just 95€ per year (80€ subsequent years) Incl. Letters and Parcels. Easy parking, open 10.00-14.00 Monday to Friday. Call Helen: 655 663 572

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS wWorking on the Costa 11 years. I will beat any genuine quote. Professional service. Call Steve: 653 303 698 wMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS

PARAGLIDING

PLUMBERS

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY OFF PLAN

wRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

wAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354 www.alexia.es

MULTI-SERVICES

PROPERTY RENTALS

wJoinery - Maintenance - Removals All aspects of construction work undertaken from ground works & below, to the roof & all in between. We also do removals & courier services. Free quotes; 611 015 149

wBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com


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SECURITY

wTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: vgcasacolor@gmail.com

wPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

wTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK email: tonyroam@btconnect.com / www.euroam.co.uk ES 636 393 542 UK 07973 362 003

RENT A CAR

SOLICITORS

wRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, vAT and additional driver included. www.estrellarent.com estrellarentweb@gmail.com - 952 511 209

wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

RESTAURANTS wTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 wIndian Palace Barriada Buena vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com wRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831

SATELLITE T.V. wTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

SECOND HAND SHOPS wCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 wSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: sweethome-torrox@hotmail.com. Contact Patricia: 625255487. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa wSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto. Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.v’s video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to varadero bar.

STORAGE/ PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 wNerja Personal Storage, fully insured with CCTv security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitacase (per month). Call: 951 833 338 / 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja.150 metres behind Lidl on right.

SWIMMING POOLS wAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: info@aquamarinepools.es Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.es wPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail: plodgepools@yahoo.es wLA RUEDA, S.L Installations, Chemical Products, Maintenance, Repairs & Gardening. Call 952 53 07 64 / 616 460 844. Emergency 24 hour 647 759 798. Ctra. Nal. 340, Urb. La Charca, 5a Fase. (esquina C/Mercurio) Torrox Costa Email: fontanerialarueda@gmail.com

TAXIS w 24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004 w Need A Taxi - call Luis Gonzalez - Airport Services Algarobbo/Torrox area Call: 606 15 33 23 / 628 23 91 83 or email: taxi-miguel@hotmail.com


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WEB DESIGNERS

wSchlosser Reisen SA Travel Agency & Tour Operator Excursions, Hotels & Tours, Flights & transfers Tel: 952 530 875 / 608 039 802 Avenida Esperanto, 980 Email: info@premier.tours Languages spoken: German, French, English, Spanish

wSpanglish Webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 70 46 27 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com info@spanglishwebs.com

UKTV wGlobal UKTV - The latest and easiest way to watch British Tv anywhere in the world. No satellite dish only broadband needed. Easy set-up - no contract. www.globaluktv.com info@globaluktv.com

VETS wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

Advertise your business here! The best Value for Money advertising From as little as 5 euros a month 3 months 30 euros 6 months 40 euros 1 year 60 euros Call now: 64 210 468


Cayet Abogados is an International Law Firm that comprises of a multilingual group of lawyers: our partners speak Spanish, English, German, French, Swedish and Dutch. Cayet Abogados take time to understand the distinct demands that each client faces. This allows us to build a bespoke service to suit each relationship. Our practice areas are: Property & Conveyancing, Wills, Inheritance & Probate, Family & Matrimonial, Litigation & Dispute Resolution, Residency & Taxation, Affidavits Contact us now for a Free Consultation Whatever your needs, your first conversation with one of our legal experts is an opportunity for you to ask questions and for us to understand your situation.

Avda. Condado de Huelva, 9 - TORRE DEL MAR Tel: 951 13 72 69 Mob: 626 72 99 26 info@cayet.es www.cayet.es


Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Opposite Mercadona Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388 / 649 123 068 torrox@casa-terreno.com

Arenas Build: 208m

2

Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 info@casa-terreno.com

Ref.: 10105 Plot: 3,057m2

Fantastic villa in Arenas with a panoramic view of the sea. The property consists of a large, bright living / dining room combined with a very well equipped kitchen. There are three bedrooms, the main bedroom has an en-suite with a large bath and separate shower, all rooms have access to the terrace. There is also an additional bathroom, both bathrooms have double sinks. The large terrace invites you to take a breathtaking view, to Torre del Mar and vélez-Málaga. For cool refreshment, you have a large private pool (12 x 4 m). For more comfort, there is a shower and toilet outside the property. Features: Floor heating and air conditioning all through the house, solar heating, fireplace and ceiling fan in the living room, alarm system, double glazing, large wooden doors, automatic gate, and parking for several vehicles

EXCLUSIVE!! Price: 445,000€

www.casa-terreno.net


CASABERMEJA

FP0532

An entire hillside of 363,000m² for sale with a part reformed, 405m2, 100 year old, country house set in the hills above Malaga. Potential for six bedrooms with extensive outbuildings and marvellous views

REDUCED TO 260,000€ WE URGENTLY REQUIRE PROPERTIES FOR LONG, MEDIUM AND SHORT TERM RENTAL FOR CLIENTS FROM NERJA TO MáLAGA ON THE COAST AND INLAND. ALL ASPECTS OF THE RENTAL TAKEN CARE OF

BENAMARGOSA FP0800 A 145m , luxury, three bedroomed 2

villa on a 5,383m2 plot set in the hills above Benamargosa with diving pool and marvellous views

ACEBUCHAL

FP1030

A fully reformed and fitted out, one bedroom, village house in this historic village near Frigiliana and on the edge of the National Forest Park

79,000€ Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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