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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 153

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June 17

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Editor: Kami Knight info@thesentinella.com

Big news this month! I have now officially hung up my editor’s hat and closed the door on The Sentinella – this amazing magazine and business, which has served me and other loved ones for the last thirteen years.

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But fear not… the magazine will continue to thrive under the ownership of my sister, Kami, and Tony will continue to do his job as usual too, after all they have been running the business for the last eleven years anyway. As for me, I am moving onto new ventures… Living in the USA now, miles away from the Axarquia region of Spain, it made sense for me to let go of The Sentinella magazine so I can focus my energy 100 per cent on my editing and publishing business, plus writing my books, among other things. The time has finally come for me to soar courageously into the future into new horizons that resonate greater and deeper who I have become, and who I am continually becoming. As I write this – my last editorial – I am feeling incredibly grateful for the years I spent working on, building, and growing The Sentinella magazine. I am especially thankful to my parents, who helped me to get the magazine off the ground in the first place and who have always given me the courage and confidence to pursue my biggest dreams; to Colin Checkley, whose magazine it was to begin with before he passed away suddenly at the age of 44; to Kami and Tony for running the magazine so well in the last 11 years; and to all the loyal clients and readers, without which there would be no magazine: and to God, for setting everything up so perfectly, for loving no matter what, and for allowing

Deposito Legal MA-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

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Strange News karma to play out as it had to in order for everyone involved to evolve, to learn, to grow, and ultimately, to remember that everything always comes back to Love. I am now sizzling with possibility to begin moving forward in a bigger, bolder way with my true, heartfelt goals, dreams, and passions. And I know without a doubt that The Sentinella magazine will continue to flourish and grow wings as it continues its journey to lighting up hearts and souls with its funny content. So now Kami, my hat is off and it’s over to you… with lots of Love...

Keidi Keating

Ex Editor (of the original little mag)! So on that note we have a ‘Celebratory Competition’ this month, ***100 euro CASH GIVEAWAY!!*** The winner must have their photo taken & be published in the July edition along with their name and where they live. Turn to page 118 to find out the question and how to enter.. Good Luck Everyone xx

Kami Knight

The New Editor (of the original little mag)!

Countries Of The World......................Page 26 Saucy Postcards.................................Page 31 Faceless.............................................Page 83 Fruit & Veg Facts................................Page 90 Film Review........................................Page 100 Where’s Waldo..................................Page 102 Horoscopes.......................................Page 104 Jokes.................................................Page 112 Puzzle Pages.....................................Page 114 Competition - 100€ Cash Giveaway..Page 118

Just kidding An understandably confused driver has filmed the bizarre moment he tailed another car driven by a boy in Whitianga, New Zealand, and loaded it to YouTube. The local hilariously narrates the video Attenborough-style (but with extra swearing) and he can’t hide his disbelief as he realises who is driving the Ford Falcon. He says: ‘There is an eight-year-old driving this car, and it’s packed with kids, mate. This is insane. Look at him, the kid driving can only just see over the steering wheel.’ That’s abnormal enough, but when he zooms in on the vehicle, things really take a turn for the weird. He adds: ‘And a goat. You’re f***ing kidding me! What the f**k is going on? Shortly after, the Falcon pulled up and the boy jumped out. A man, possibly the boy’s dad, climbed out of the back and with unsettling calmness, explains that everything was fine and the boy was ‘training’. What the goat was doing in the back will likely remain a mystery. Monkey diet A monkey who has been given the nickname ‘Uncle Fatty’ is finally getting help for his obesity. The 33lb long-tailed macaque will go to boot camp after gorging on food from tourists including melons, milkshakes, sweetcorn and noodles by visitors to a floating water market in Bangkok, Thailand. He was taken in by primate conservation group Monkey Lovers who confirmed that he was not sick, just fat. They now aim to get him to half his current weight and will make him run and swing around with other animals to help him lose weight. Organiser Kawinoat MongKholtechaphat said: ‘Uncle has got fat because he has just been eating everything that people give to him.’


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Kids Talk Kids say the funniest things, that’s why we can’t help but love them!

cups. “Please don’t give me this juice again mummy,” she said. “It makes my teeth cough.”

Jack was watching his mum breastfeeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mummy why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

Tammy was with her mum when they met an elderly rather wrinkled woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at the elderly woman a while before asking her: “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?” Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”

Melanie asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she couldn’t remember any more. Melanie said: “If you don’t remember you should look in the back of your knickers. Mine say five to six.” Susan was drinking juice when she got the hic-

Jodie was busy looking through her mum’s childhood photographs when she called out: “Mummy, if these pictures are from when you were a little girl, where are all the dinosaurs?” Becky asked her mum, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” her mother replied: “No you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a moment and said. “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”

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De Cotta Law Post Brexit - not all doom and gloom The legal sector in the UK is as concerned as many businesses about the impact of Brexit. As the legal services sector makes £25.7 billion in contributions to the UK economy, it is not surprising that law firms wish to continue to provide services into and for the European Union. However not all is doom and gloom. One example of this is that the Law Society of England and Wales is already in talks with all 27 European countries to seek mutual recognition, allowing Spanish and other lawyers to work in the UK and continuing to allow English solicitors to practise in Spain. Another very important area is the right to have a British or other European order directly enforced and recognised in Spain. As there are three legal systems within the UK – the legal framework consists of the law of England & Wales, the law of Scotland and the law of Northern Ireland – courts in each of these jurisdictions will currently seek registration or execution in Spain of a European Enforcement Order. The good news is that a relatively recent Decreto... passed in Spain allows anyone from any country, whether inside or outside the European Union, to seek registration and enforcement of a judgement from their own country in Spanish courts and registries. Whilst some judgements may need to be recognised firstly by the Spanish court in cases where it is necessary to seek a charge over property, this can be done directly at the Land Registry using the new regulation. This right could be particularly important where a debtor has property which he could seek to dispose of before payment of his debts. At present Family orders made in any court in

Europe court can be directly enforced in Spain. This means if a parent refuses contact that has been granted by a court in say England or Holland you can go directly to the police or Guardia Civil with the order translated and legalised and they will assist to ensure the terms of the visits are abided by. Under the new regulation it may be necessary to firstly have the judgement registered in the local court. However the right is protected and although there may be additional legal steps required the most important thing is that Spain will recognise such a judgement. Sandra Wrightson Partner at De Cotta Law For more information on Family Law and enforcement of foreign judgements, contact us on info@decottalaw.net or speak to us on 952 527014.


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Random Jokes :) So I am at the gas station this afternoon, and it is really hot out. I get two six packs of ice cold beer and take it out to my car. At the next pump over, there is this gorgeous red head putting gas into her car. She is wearing short shorts and a white low-neck shirt that is pretty loose. She is sweating so much that it is clinging to her skin--and she definitely has some curves going! I set my beer in the car and get in. She taps on my window, and she is leaning over so much that her firm breasts are about to pop out of her low-neck shirt. She says to me, "It is really hot outside. How would you like to trade sex for some beer?" I thought about it for a moment and I said, "Maybe. What kind of beer do you have?" ------------------------------------------------------------Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits. ------------------------------------------------------------To the guy who ripped off my stash of magic mushrooms, ecstacy, pot and nitrous oxide. I'm going to find you, and then we'll see who's laughing

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Outside... Locally grown organic fruit and vegetables, hand-made cheeses and other items, ladies’ fashion stands, charity stands, pots and plants, crafts and much, much more.

Indoors... Our craft section has a very diverse selection of items on offer. You can find a large variety of handmade cards, jewellery, knitted and crochet items, cushions, bespoke denim bags, handmade clocks and other interesting gift ideas. You will also find a good selection of homemade cakes, pastries and bread and cakes for special occasions can be ordered. Hand-made chocolates are always a favourite too. There is also a range of savouries such as sausage rolls, pasties and pork pies and several organic stalls selling all sorts of sweet and savoury delights to tempt your palate. For the ladies, we have spring fashion, shoes, hairdressing and nail bar, hats, and jewellery. Local artists can paint your portrait, there are

With an average of 80 stalls to browse, you will definitely fancy a rest in the beautiful gardens with a refreshing drink from the onsite cafe. It’s easy to find Los Jardines del Trapiche, Carretera Benamargosa, 0.5 Km, 29718 Velez-Malaga 36°48'16.5"N 4°08'04.5"W 36.804577, -4.134582 or visit our facebook page www.facebook.com/mercadotrapichemarket Plus there’s plenty of parking.... so see you on Tuesday! See main advert on page 68


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Plumbing and Tiling Axarquia

Slightly less able to climb in and out the bath? Why not remove the bath and install a luxury shower?

Folding shower seats - Anti-slip trays - Walk-in showers

30 years of 1st Class Installations Call / Whats-app / Text Chris on: 674 617 379 E-Mail: plumbingandtilingaxarquia@gmail.com


THE TOWN FRIER Traditional Fish & Chips take away Mick and Andrea welcome you! All your traditional favourites inc. Kebabs, Pies, Sausage, etc. Cooked freshly to order Missing KFC? We now serve Southern Fried Chicken, Popcorn Chicken, Zinger Burgers, etc. You must try!!! SHADED TERRACE

Telephone orders welcome Tel: 951 998 571 / 608 531 601 Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel

Opening times: Tues, Wed, Thurs 12pm - 9pm Fri 12pm - 10pm Sat 12pm - 4pm Closed Monday & Sunday


We have moved!!!

A pair of Graduated New address

Avda. Andalucia, 103 Torre del Mar Tel: 951 28 30 75 Also at: C/Beethoven, 5 Malaga Tel: 951 21 27 70 innovaopticas@yahoo.es

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MOSQUITO SCREENS Don’t get bitten or stung this summer!!! Our Mosquito Screens will keep out all kinds of flying bugs & insects

Sliding or rollers, our Screens are made to measure for any type of window or door "We will beat any genuine like for like quotation. All our products are made in Spain"

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Presenting Big Josh and his Top Nosh!!! Only 2 1/2 hours from Manchester Breakfasts, Lunches, Tapas & Snacks Expanded menu inc. Vegetarian options

The weather’s warming up!! Unlike Josh’s salads, They’re  always Cool & Fresh!!!

Simply the Best Full English!

Tel: 640 569 988 Avda. Andalucia, 34, Torre del Mar (opposite Police Station)

lations to Ali, his wife and family of the Taj Mahal in Venta Baja, Puente don Manuel for the birth of their baby daughter Hooria Rafiq born on 20th April 2017 xxx


Cta. Almeria 194, Benajarafe If you have a property to sell or would like to buy your dream home, please do not hesitate to visit us for details of how we can help! 952 436 781 / Mobile: 609 436 537 email: sa@axarquiaproperties.com

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Linea Directa Finding a local approved garage with complete peace of mind has never been easier Car repairs can be costly and stressful especially in another country. Línea Directa is dedicated to maintaining the highest standards in the car servicing and car repair market, ensuring customers get a fair and satisfactory deal. With over 20 years worth of experience in Spain, they have an established nationwide network of trusted garage repairers. Every repairer listed performs services to the Línea Directa strict Code of Conduct and will always have customers best interests at heart. When it comes to servicing your car, whether it’s preparing for an MOT, an urgent repair or just a service, call Línea Directa on 902 123 165, quoting your policy number, and they will book you an immediate appointment in a selected garage near to your location. Competitive priced work guaranteed Our repairers will confirm any vehicle repairs or service you request. And then provide you with a free, no obligation, and competitively priced quote for your approval prior to beginning any work. The trusted garage network means that agreed deadlines are respected. And on completion a clearly laid out invoice will show exactly what you are paying. Fair and transparent pricing, complete honesty and never starting work on your vehicle without discussing it with the customer first.

Your vehicle serviced exclusively with 100% original parts Every Línea Directa network garage uses original equipment to service your vehicle; the only insurance company to guarantee 100% use of original parts. This means your warranty is not affected and the longevity of your car is ensured. All work carried out is completed by top technicians, following your manufacturers specification, so you can rest assured that your vehicle is in safe hands. Free collection and delivery service Línea Directa offers its customers a free collection and delivery service, saving time and hassle, with no need to go to the garage. Just pick a date, time and location and a mechanic will come to whichever address suits you best, at the time and date of your choice. Simply request your free collection and delivery service when making your booking. We hope the information provided in this article is of interest. If you would like to contact Linea Directa please call 902 123 165 More information about Linea Directa online at www.lineadirecta com


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Man Quotes Understanding women!  “As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.” Oscar Wilde “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. That’s because she changes it more often.” Oliver Hereford “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” Aristotle Onassis “Women. Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back garden without the neighbours seeing.” Sean Williamson “If a woman insists on being called Ms ask her if it stands for miserable.” Russell Bell

“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with.” Anonymous “Women are like fine wine. They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.” Anonymous “”Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.” Rupert Hughes


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Turning Dreams Into Reality Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 554 / 680 210 414 Calle Puente Don Manuel 20 951 321 565 / 627 181 929 info@buyahomespain.com www.buyahomespain.com

Country and Village Houses For Sale Office/Home: +34 952 55 77 33 Mobile: +34 606 010 580 unspoiltandalusia@gmail.com www.unspoiltandalusia.com

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SALES & RENTALS We Urgently Require Properties Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362 Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780

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TORROX

Deutsche Bäckerei German Bakery

Opening Hours: Monday - Saturday 7.30am - 1pm Sundays & Bank Holidays 8am - 11am

Pies and cakes for every occasion. Typical German pastry f.e. Pretzel, Crumble Cake, Rye bread and a lot more!!!

Every week New Offers!

Tel: 636 153 459

Avda. America, Blq 85, Local 2, TORROX COSTA www.deutsche-baeckerei-torrox.com DIE Deutsche Bäckerei Torrox

For more information call us on: Paco & Antonia 952 535 417 :: 646 75 24 63 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com

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CESSORIES PILLOWS, AC CUSHIONS, CORATION DE R EXTERIO 880 INTERIOR & 7 32 / 61 553 TEL: 952 53 17


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Jam Sessions Mondays from 8pm BBQ Evenings Mon, Tues, Wed, Fri & Sat

6pm - 8.30pm Karaoke Thursdays from 9pm Check out facebook for Live Music and Parties Open Mon - Sat 3pm - 10pm Avda. America, Rear of Blq 89, Torrox Costa

Market Lighthouse

Tel: 952 967 358

Beauty Therapy Complementary Therapy Avda. Garcia Peñalver Edf. Esperanza, bajo, Torrox Costa Tel: 952 530 375


TORROX C Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja Erica has now opened her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa/E-mail: ericavill@hotmail.com C/Centro Internacional - Bq77-nr. 2. Call: 610 876 127 Tejidos Belen specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior and exterior decoration. We repair your sofas and terrace furniture to measure. Call 952 531 732 or 617 553 880 Pol. Cortijo Amaya Nave 13 Torrox Costa. The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa. The Torrox Concert Piano Bar renowned for it’s Music & Laughter! Live Music, Coffee, Drinks, Cocktails, Exhibitions & Fashion. There are different activities in such a unique meeting place! Bookings are advisable on 648 746 873. Open Everyday 10.30am - 7.30pm, Closed Tuesday. Avda. America, Blq 85, Torrox Costa. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the www.razahotel.com Fischhaus - Nordsee Fish Deli Weekly fresh deliveries from the North Sea Coast. Smoked fish from our own Smokehouse in Torrox. Salmon breakfast every day from 10am. Open Mon - Fri 10am - 7pm and closed Saturday and Sunday. Kitchen open until 6.30pm. Tel: 637 041 155 to find out more. Why not pay Cafeteria Maria a visit? Along with coffee, they sell Homemade German Cakes, Fresh Waffles, Smoothies Fresh Juices. You will find them at Urb Costa del Oro, Block 7, Local 2,Torrox Costa. Tel: 604 102 964


X COSTA All you need for your home interior at Decoracion El Faro Curtains, blinds, roll-up, mattresses, sofas, sheer curtains. Big show room and best prices on the coastline, ask for information. All this available in "Decoracion El Faro"!! 952 530 375 www.decoracionelfaro.com Open from Mon to Fri 9.30am - 2pm and 4.30pm - 8pm, Saturday from 9.30am - 2pm Want a complete set of glasses from just 49€ including test & measurements? Come to Optica Funes and see!! They are located in Avenida Garcia Penalver, Edf. 79, Local 12, TORROX COSTA opposite the main bus station. Call: 952 000 717 for more information Calzados Pradas for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. El Faro No. 2. Call: 609 526 912 or email: calzadospradastorrox@gmail.com

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We speak English

Avenida Garcia Penalver, Edf. 79 Local 12, TORROX COSTA

Call: 952 00 07 17 Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Pest Control, Bonsai, Compost, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries

On the road to Torrox, next to Lidl Torrox Costa Facebook - /costatorrox www.costatorrox.es Monday - Saturday 9am - 2pm / 4pm - 7pm Sunday 10am - 2pm

Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El Peñoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Monday lunch) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: buddhahouse40@gmail.com Buddhahouse Torrox Costa


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Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre The centre is now open again. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa, Tel: 952 53 01 22 &  651 956 284

Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392

Costa Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Bonsai Trees, Compost, Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries & much more! You’ll find them on the road to Torrox from the motorway next to Lidl in Torrox Costa. Open Monday - Saturday 9am-2pm and 4pm-7pm and on Sunday 10am-2pm. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit www.costatorrox.es

Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€-2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes & a coffee-3€ & fantastic homemade gateaus & a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread, Alioli. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more.

Nandos - Tasca The bar with everything! Mondays from 8pm Jam Session. Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays BBQ from 6pm - 8.30pm. Thursdays Karaoke from 9pm. They have Live Music events and different kinds of parties. They are located around the back of Blq. 89 in Avda. America Torrox Costa Call: 952 96 73 58

TK’s

Laguna Beach

Torrox Costa

Bar y Restaurante Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch Homemade Tapas available every day changing daily - 1€

NEW MENU!!! Inc. Pork Knuckles pre-order only with minimum of 4 people 10am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus Sunday 1pm - 5pm (bookings advisable) Closed Wednesday For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

952 968 100 / 696 516 534


CLíNICA VETERINARIA TORROX Emergencies: Mob: 657 582 225 NEW IN TORROX COSTA

El Peñoncillo Tel: 952 532 587 Consultancy X-Rays Operating Room Hospital Shop Grooming Training Home Visits Collection Service Clinica Veterinaria La Caleta Avda. Andalucia 126 Tel: 952 55 10 10 Clinica Veterinaria Algarrobo Costa Avda. Andalucia Local 8 Tel: 952 51 18 21

El Peñoncillo Torrox Costa

Clinica Veterinaria Competa Avda. de Torrox Tel: 952 55 33 60 Clinica Veterinaria Puente don Manuel Edif. Alzabel, Bajo 1 Tel: 951 16 76 66

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Costa Animal Society (CAS) On a more serious note, don't leave pets in cars!

Thank you! It’s just occurred to me that we do not often enough say thank you to our media sponsors. Whatever publication you are reading now, they have generously devoted precious space to the Costa Animal Society (CAS) in most cases for many, many years. Without their generosity we could not be nearly as successful as we are in re-homing abused and abandoned animals. If you have a spare moment please send them a message mentioning how much you appreciate their support for animal charities and/or like/share their Facebook pages. Gracias para todos! What a nice message, thank you CAS!

With the arrival of summer, the Costa Animal Society (CAS) is reminding dog owners to never leave their pets locked in the car. Police officers can and will break in to rescue the animals and will prosecute the owner. In Torre del Mar police broke into a car parked in the town’s Plaza de la Paz to rescue six dogs suffering from dehydration. Passers-by raised the alert after the car had been standing in the sunshine for five hours. When the owner finally appeared two hours later, he was told the dogs, which were unregistered, had been taken to a welfare centre. And on a very hot day in the UK a couple of summers ago, a Nottingham police dog handler left two German shepherds in his parked car where the temperature quickly rose to almost 50 degrees. Both dogs died within 20 minutes and the officer was prosecuted.

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Dr. Arielle Perkins Family Medicine

Your health partner

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General Medicine Paediatrics Acupuncture Physiotherapy / Osteopathy Urologist and Traumatologist Other Specialists

Psychology

Dr. Guillermo Caleffa Ear Nose and Throat Doctor

Dr. Daniel Gaitán Cardiologist

We Speak English, German & French

Dr. Joaquin Mut

Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

Tel: 952 53 09 08 Please call for more information or send an

e-mail: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com or info@clinicaeuropa.eu Visit our website: www.clinicaeuropa.eu

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Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

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Dermatologist

Dr. Federico Merino Plastic surgery

General surgery Andalucian Surgical Institute

English Dentist: Dr. Michael Mannish B.D.S. (univ. London) Harley St. Cosmetic Dentist of 25 yrs.

Free check up & 2nd opinion

Jose Antonio Gonzales Maxillofacial surgeon

Please call for more information or send an The best English/Spanish e-mail: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com Team for your dental health or info@clinicaeuropa.eu website: www.clinicaeuropa.eu


CURTAINS - FURNITURE MATTRESSES - LIGHTING - SOFAS

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“ONLY THE VERY VERY VERY BEST FOR YOUR DOG” Ring Phil: 649 079 321 Email philipclayton_1@msn.com Comares/Benamargosa - Est 2008

Sunday Lunch Roast Beef, Gammon or Chicken ONLY 6.50€!!! Large Cod, Chips & Peas all day only 5€!! Live Sports on 3 screens Thursday Quiz Night at 8:30pm MINI BOCADILLOS with crisps - eat in or take away from 11am Thurs 2nd main filling FREE

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Ac Ginguh Someone with bright red or orange hair who is too cool to be called just a ginger. Pronounced jinjuuh or jinguuh

Glerpal When nipples secrete a purple like substance after sex with a smurf Geraldhagan A humoungous, and nasty s***

Gymbelina Similar to the girl in the fairytale Thumbelina, she is the short, beautiful, and muscular girl you always see at the gym. What she lacks in height she clearly makes up for in her strength, and would frighten even the tallest of men with the veins on her arms Gagur When you're so drunk you don't know how to spell jaguar Gloateus Maximus An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max Gurnatron A girl who has a gurning like face (like someone who has taken to many E's) and is built like an 80’s dart player (also she could work in the co-op)

Gadgophelia A mental condition that causes one to pay attention to their mobile devices more than personal safety

Going Chad Going naked, being naked...using any excuse to lose your clothes and run free

Gig’d To be cheated out on, in any respect. Be it with regard to money, physical stature, or vertical height. If you are Gig'd, you are missing a crutial part of a whole

Godosh Word for gosh or god but combined together if someone can't make up their mind on what word to use

Garment worm A very tiny penis Grrburgers When you are irritated beyond what words can describe, simply uttering this word lets people know, and they will leave you alone Glen Echo The worst school ever when someone gets in trouble they blame it on the wrong people ALL THE TIME. Has a variety of rude and mean teachers Grinhay The name used to describe someone who has straw-like hair and smiles too much Gossipee The individual a gossiper is talking about either positive or negative Getaway Parking When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Gym juice It's a term usually referring to either the good healthy stuff that people take to build muscle (protein shakes, protein, etc) or it can refer to steroids Getting busy with Mr. Jizzy Having sex Gingermized When you get hypnotised by a red hot ginger Ghayah Enthusiast in life. Therapist of all friends, knows what's right or wrong. Makes everyone smile Gittit Hustler, Always chasing a dollar, someone who's all about money. Strong minded, Woman's Man, Handsome & Sexy Grupptionary A person whose intellectual ability surpasses Stephen Hawking in all areas known to man with the exception of spelling


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Calle Granada, 88 NERJA Tel: 952 52 4651

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Opening Hours: Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm / 3pm - 6pm Calle la Cruz, 60 Nerja Tel: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Email: henrychatelin@hotmail.com


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La llave de oro, C/Granada 88, Nerja, 952 524 651. Locksmith 24 hrs emergency service, 606 939 929, opening and repairing safes, armoured doors, authorised technical service, key cutting, supplier for quality padlocks, safes and other security products. Chatelin ortopedia & chiropodist/pedicura practice we are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. linda is a qualified chiropodist and henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker. for all your inlays and sport inlays, making and repairing prothesis and orthesis, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles etc...open monday - thursday 10am 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Visit Ink & Chips on C/ Antonio Ferrandis, 27. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges & peripherals as well as laptop & printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year. Belga, Our chef is committed to a philosophy of quality food sourcing, with an emphasis on seasonal, local and artisan ingredients. Nick keeps the art of real cooking alive, preparing dishes from scratch with the best ingredients, to bring you real taste and real value. We also have 40 different Belgian beers. DentadanĂŠs Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices-a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to & pictures of the clinic. Open Mon -Friday 10am-5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French & Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66. Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325


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Axarquia Solicitors - Law Office NOW YOU CAN CLAIM BACK THE PLUSVALIA TAX News about the Plusvalia Tax charged by Municipal Town Halls has been flooding the newspapers and the television. According to the Spanish Constitutional Court judgment on 16th February 2017 the Plusvalia Tax that has been charged on real estate transfers where no enrichment of assets has been achieved, is considered to be unconstitutional, as it cannot be justified that it concurs with its purpose when there is no real increase in the value of the land. Below we itemise the basic points relating to this Municipal Tax: What is Plusvalia and how is it calculated? It is a tax based on the increase in the value of urban land. It is a Local Council Tax and is calculated using the cadastral value, which appears on the IBI (rates) receipt. Even if you own an apartment in a block where you have no land, you would be liable to pay proportionally for your share of the land on which the whole block or urbanization is built. The calculation for this tax is based on two elements. The first corresponds to the increase in the value of the land at the time of sale or at the date of death. The second element that is implemented is the approved tax rate in each council, this varies in each municipality. Who is liable to pay this tax? The responsibility for payment can fall on an

individual or a legal entity any time real estate changes hands. In the case of an inheritance, the heir or heirs would be liable to pay it, whereas in the case of a sale, the vendor/s would be obliged to pay. Why is it considered to be unconstitutional to pay Plusvalia on every real estate transfer? Due to the economic crisis, many property exchanges have transpired where the real value at the time of the transfer is actually lower than the value was when it was acquired. Therefore, there is a good chance that a claim for reimbursement would be successful as no financial benefit has been achieved in the operation due to the fact that the value of the land in reality has not increased. This is the fundamental point on which the Constitutional Court based its decision, under article 31.1 of the Spanish Constitution. When and how to claim back the Plusvalia Tax paid? If the Plusvalia Tax was paid and it is less than four years since the date of payment, you can demand that the Local Council review the amount paid and request a refund. In all likelihood the Local Council will refuse the request, which would be the end of the administrative route, so you would then need to appeal to the Administrative and Economic Municipal Tribunal, thereby initiating the legal process which should result in a more positive resolution under the Constitutional Court’s recent ruling. José Manuel Garzón – Senior Partner


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Excellent 4 Bed 2 Bath Villa (151m² built, 460m² plot), convenient, popular location, mountain views, entrance hall, large room with doors to terrace (can be dining room or 4th bedroom), very spacious living room with wood-burner, f/f kitchen, 3 double beds (master en-suite), family bathroom, garage plus parking for 3 cars, pool, sunny & covered terraces, roof terrace & mature gardens

Sales Price: 184,950€ (REDUCED BY 15,000€!) Alcaucín For Sale S4-225

Charming 3 Bed 2 Bath Townhouse (100m² built, 180m² plot), communal pool and gardens & walking distance to beach and local amenities of Benajarafe; The living room that opens out on to a garden that is ideal for eating alfresco, separate kitchen, 3 bedrooms, bathroom, WC, garage, gardens & terraces. There is an attic which can be converted

Sales Price: 399,500€ (REDUCED BY 25,500€!) Torre del Mar office: Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, (opposite bus station)

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Caleta

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Spacious 5 Bed 2.5 Bath Villa (280m² built, 900m² plot), located in the quiet urbanization of Caleta del Sol, a very popular area close to the beach, marina, golf course, all local amenities and the motorway network. The accommodation comprises a lounge/dining room leading to a large covered porch with views down to the sea, fully-fitted kitchen, 5 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a guest toilet. There are a variety of terraces, mature gardens, a bar and a lovely kidney-shaped swimming pool; fabulous sea views

Large 2 Bed 2 Bath Village House (175m² built, 115m² plot), in the historical part & recently renovated. Accommodation: Porch, lounge/dining room, large f/f kitchen, 2 bedrooms and 2 family bathrooms. At the rear of the house there is a patio with access to a large roof terrace with beautiful views over the fortress. There is a possibility to build a third bedroom

Sales Price: 399,000€ (REDUCED BY 21,000€!)

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Benamargosa

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R3-380

Torre del Mar

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3 Bed 2 Bath Village House (87m² built, 50m² plot), located in the centre of the village near all amenities, only 20 minutes from Velez-Malaga and 45 minutes from Málaga and the International Airport. Accommodation: living room, dining room, fitted kitchen with storage place, family bathroom with bath and 3 bedrooms distributed on the 2 floors. There is a roof terrace with laundry space and a second bathroom with shower

Beautifully furnished and decorated 2 Bed 2 Bath Apartment (65m² built, 85m² plot), in modern block close to seafront. It comprises living room, fully-fitted kitchen, 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. There is an east facing balcony with sea views, a communal garden with padel and swimming pool. There is also secure underground parking. (No pets allowed).

Rental Price: 320€ per month

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Are You Afraid Of The Dentist? Conscious sedation is now available on The Costa Del Sol at GRUPO DENTAL CLINICS This innovative technique is the solution for people in Malaga who become anxious about visiting the dentist. It consists of administering a relaxant so the patient is calm and relaxed, but is in an optimum state of consciousness.

who, for different reasons – such as mental disability, for example – find it difficult to co-operate.

How did the idea of using this type of anaesthesia come about? Firstly I should say that conscious sedation is not really a form of anaesthesia – it is a form of sedation which gives a sense of wellbeing, but we also have to administer the local anaesthetic which we normally use in dental treatment. How is the sedation carried out? Does it take long for the analgesic effect to wear off? No, and that is a great advantage. The effects disappear completely between 15 and 30 minutes after the procedure (depending on the length of time the patient is sedated), so that we can administer it for simple procedures and afterwards, the patient can carry on with their planned activities for the day as usual. What does the patient feel during the treatment? They are in a state of total relaxation. Nobody loses consciousness for a single moment with this sedation. It is not a general anaesthetic: the patient is aware of everything that is going on around them, but they just feel drowsier than normal. Even so, none of their vital functions is altered, so they can follow our instructions without feeling any anxiety whatsoever. What type of patients tend to use conscious sedation, and for what type of treatments? Principally nervous people who are afraid or have simply had bad experiences in the past. However, we do also have patients who need prolonged treatments, and they may prefer them all to be done at the same time, even if it takes several hours. In the case of multiple implants – one of our best-known treatments and one in which we specialise – conscious sedation can be a great help for these patients. Our experience with hundreds of patients in this field tells us that people want to reconstruct their teeth in a single session if possible. Another ideal profile is a patient who needs more aggressive surgery to treat their problems. Conscious sedation also helps us with people

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1. An eighteenth-century German named Matthew Birchinger, known as "the little man of Nuremberg," played four musical instruments including the bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the most famous stage magician of his day. He performed tricks with the cup and balls that have never been explained. Yet Birchinger had no hands, legs, or thighs, and was less than 29 inches tall.

5. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. 6. In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to swallow the dice if there was a police raid. 7. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 8. Sex burns 360 calories per hour. 9. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

2. Butterflies taste with their hind feet. 3. Only female mosquito’s' bite and most are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as to any other colour. 4. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

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Service Wash - Ecological Cleaning Of Vehicles New to Torre del Mar - Service Wash eliminates bad smells, damp, mould and purifies the air conditioning Service Wash is the leading Spanish business in professional ecological cleaning. We offer personalised solutions in the motoring and nautical sectors for both business and private customers. We also work with the best products on the market in ecological cleaning, offering the best quality of service possible. Our only objective is the total satisfaction of our clients.

vironment, we have developed a pioneering method in ecological cleaning whose main concern is in saving water – up to 150 litres per clean. The great technological and environmental advances of the Service Wash method allows a vehicle to be cleaned using less than 2 litres of water, a boat with 5 litres and the cleaning of furniture (leather sofas, chairs and armchairs) without using a single drop of water. See main advert below

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Food As Medicine Welcome to The Natural Life Foundation's Food As Medicine section. Each month we will be featuring a different fresh food. We'll also be suggesting how you can use them in your diet to address common ailments that affect us all from time to time. No 5. Dates ... A Brief History Dates are the energy-dense fruit of the date palm, an enormous and ancient tree with a crowning top reminiscent of the coconut palm. Known as the "tree of life", the date palm tree is the national symbol of both Saudi Arabia and Israel. The word “date” has its origins from the Greek word daktylos, meaning finger or toe, describing the resemblance between the oblong fruit and human digits. There are over twenty varieties and this fruit has provided an excellent food source for the inhabitants of the Middle East and Northern Africa for more than 7000 years. The Food Considered an ancient health tonic, dates are high in quality sugars and a versatile addition to the sweet section of your kitchen. Unique in texture and very Moorish (sorry!), a medical study recently described dates as "the ideal food". They are a delicious and healthy boost to your daily diet. The Medicine Although different varieties contain different compositions, dates are rich good fats, fibre and vitamins A, B1, B2, B3, B5, B6 and B12 plus vitamin K, and also provides minerals; calcium, zinc, iron, copper, magnesium, manganese, potassium, phosphorous and sulphur. Dates can also be used in the treatment of: High blood pressure - Bone health Intestinal disorders - Weight Gain Macular degeneration - Constipation Diarrhoea - Allergies The Side Effects Boosts energy immediately Boosts heart health Reduces blood pressure Reduces risk of stroke Reduces risk of labour complications Boosts brain health Increase sexual stamina Boosts nervous system health Reduce the risk of abdominal cancer Did you Know? Dates are safe for diabetics. Even though they contain 80% sugars, they will not adversely af-

fect your blood sugar levels. Between medjool and halawy, the two popular varieties of soft dates, halawy comes out tops as a health food. Date palm seeds can go dormant for decades until the right light and water conditions are just right. Date seed, a byproduct of the date fruit industry are turned into animal food and non-caffeinated coffee. The antioxidant content in date seed oil is comparable with olive oil A date palm is also featured on the ten-shekel coin of the new Israeli Shekel. And finally… Valentines Aphrodizzy 5-Minute Energy Balls Recipe Zap a cup of almonds, add a cup of dates, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp cardamom (optional) and a heaped tablespoon of raw cacao powder. Zap again and caress into 10 little balls or two big ones! Visit our website www.naturallifefoundation.org to learn more about using Food As Medicine. See main advert below


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Monthly Baking Blog By Susan Jane Baking for Dietary Needs Diabetics & Celiacs Baking for specific dietary needs is becoming increasingly important. I’m sure we all know somebody who is unfortunate enough to be a diabetic or celiac, so it is important to be aware of what these people can and cannot eat and this applies to baking too. Baking for diabetics:- For those who do not have the ability to digest sugar due to insufficient insulin production in the body. There are many sugar substitutes on the market today, but I have found when baking a diabetic cake, that Xylitol is an excellent sugar substitute and is easily available from health food shops here in Spain. With exactly the same visual properties as granulated sugar Xylitol can be used in any cake recipe, replacing equal quantities of sugar for equal quantities of Xylitol. It behaves in much the same way as sugar producing a cake that has a light texture and soft crumb, with the same sweetness and no bitter after taste as with some substitutes. Baking for Celaics:- For those who have difficulty digesting gluten in their diets. Baking for a celiac can be tricky, as gluten is found in wheat flour the principal ingredient in cake making. It can also be found in smaller quantities in various jams, preserves and sauces, so do be careful. Experimenting with various wheat flour alternatives you can use rice flour, semolina or even cornflour, which all produce delicious results. Rather than offer various recipes using wheat flour or sugar substitutes I decided to tempt you with a recipe that is suitable for both celiac and diabetics. It is easy to make, delicious and bound to impress any friends or family, it makes a perfect ending to a Summer BBQ or lunch.

Fresh Fruit Pavlova

For the meringue 4 egg whites 250g Xylitol 1 tsp white wine vinegar 1 tsp cornflour 1 tsp vanilla extract For the filling 500g strawberries or any other available fresh fruit of your choice

350ml double cream Method 1. Heat oven to 150C/130C fan/gas 2. Using a pencil, mark out the circumference of an 8� cake tin x 3 on baking parchment. 3. Whisk the egg whites until they form stiff peaks, then whisk in the Xylitol, 1 tbsp at a time, until the meringue looks glossy. Whisk in the vinegar, cornflour and vanilla. 4. Spread the meringue inside each of the 3 circles, creating a small crater by making the sides a little higher than the middle. Bake for 1 hr, then turn off the heat and let the Pavlova cool completely inside the oven. 5. Clean and chop your choice of fresh fruit. 6. Whip the cream and spread it over the meringue. 7. Once the meringue rounds are completely cool spread a third of the whipped cream over the first meringue. Then place your choice of fresh fruit on to the cream. 8. Place the second meringue round on top of the fruit and repeat the above step . 9. Repeat the above step with the third meringue. Place on a serving plate and enjoy.

Enjoy Sue x


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Fathers Day Fathers' Day was created in the United States in the early 20th century to complement Mother's Day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting. Most countries celebrate Fathers' Day on the third Sunday of June, although some countries celebrate it on other days... Most people agree that the celebration of Fathers’ Day began in the United States. Today, the holiday is recognized in 52 countries. The idea for creating a day for children to honour their fathers began in Spokane, Washington. A woman by the name of Sonora Smart Dodd thought of the idea for Father’s Day while listening to a Mother’s Day sermon in 1909. The following year, Dodd began the tradition of wearing a red rose to signify a living father and a white rose to honour a deceased one. She wanted to honour her father who had raised his children while being a single parent.

This holiday honours men that have had a paternal influence in someone’s life….fathers, grandfathers, step-fathers, uncles. In 1926, a National Father’s Day Committee was formed in New York City. Father’s Day was recognized by a Joint Resolution of Congress in 1956. In 1972, President Richard Nixon established a permanent national observance of Father’s Day to be held on the third Sunday of June. It is celebrated on the third Sunday of June in many countries, including the UK & United States. Fathers’ Day is not as big a retail bonanza as Mothers’ Day, especially with the flower industry.

Sonora’s father was born in June, so that is why she selected June to be the month when the holiday would occur.

PRIVATE HOUSE SALE Torre del Mar - Urb Tomillar 

Very spacious 3 floor townhouse with exterior patio and a little enclosure. Double glazed. Large living room & a smaller lounge, dining area, kitchen, laundry room, 2 baths, 4 bedrooms with a walk in wardrobe and en-suite bathroom. Wood burning fire, air/con in all bedrooms. Garage. Very local to all services, supermarkets, pharmacy, hospital, bars and restaurants, schools, sports area and public pool

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The Meaning Of June June has 30 days and is the sixth month of the year. It is a month liked by many people as it is the first month of summer Zodiac signs: Gemini and Cancer Birthstone: Pearl Flower: Rose The longest day of the year occurs on either June 21st or 22nd. June was the 39th most popular name for a baby girl in 1925 in English-speaking countries but it dropped out of the top thousand in 1986. As a boy’s name, it peaked in 697th place in 1922.

On 25 June 1969, Ricardo Gonzales beat Charles Pasarell in the longest singles match ever played in history of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships. The match lasted for 5 hours and 12 minutes, during which 112 games were played. On 3rd June 1978, The Guinness Book of Records broke a world record to become the world's best selling book. More than 35 million copies have been sold. Before this date the bible had always been the world's best seller. June is known as a great month to get married.

Fathers Day is celebrated on the 20th June. Charing Cross, Euston & Hampstead Railway platforms were opened on 22nd June 1907, by David Lloyd George, President to the Board of Trade, and later Prime Minister.

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Kinesiology Taping: Magic Tape Kinesiology taping is used on a wide variety of people and problems. As a Sports and Remedial therapist I employ the use of kinesiology taping in situations ranging from injuries at professional sports levels to the average retiree who has hurt his back cleaning the pool! This magic tape has been proven to: Reduce swelling and edema Enhance muscle performance Delay muscle fatigue Support joint stability Reduce muscle and joint pain Speed up recovery. Kinesiology tape is a thin, stretch, elastic cotton strip with an acrylic adhesive. We mainly associate this kind of strapping with professional athletes but it has shown to benefit many injuries and chronic (long term) muscle problems that all ages and types suffer from. The tape can be applied in hundreds of ways, depending on what the soft tissue requires and has been known to reduce pain and inflammation.

the body’s natural healing process while providing support and stability to muscles and joints. In the past when we have injury normal braces, tubi grips and bandages support the injured area, but they can cause muscle wastage, for example, with a back problem we tend to wear the whole back brace but this doesn´t only support the back, it takes over from the abdominals aswell, so when we finally take the brace away then the abdominal muscles are weaker. The tape is only applied to the specific area, for example with a back injury, the abdominals still have to function as normal. Kinesiology taping is used in conjunction with many other treatments and highly successful in the healing process. It really is magic tape!

The taping technique is designed to help with

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New Retreat - Detox, Relax, Slimming Nowadays it seems to be becoming more and more fashionable to be able to detox (get rid of toxins) and to relax. It is even better if you can also get rid of a few superfluous pounds. Perhaps detoxing is not only a fashion phenomenon, though, but is a ‘must’ in our increasingly fast-paced and environmentally influenced world if one wants to become healthy and stay healthy into old age. Our Grandparents lived well into their 90’s without such a thing as ‘detoxing’ – surviving poverty, hunger and a wartime environment, but back then, there was much less pollution around. From 18th - 21st July there is a beautiful retreat in Rincón de la Victoria, where there are still some places available and in November there are two dates – one on the 14th - 17th and one on the 28th - 1st December when we will have a detox, relaxation and weight loss programme in the beautiful yoga centre (formerly a luxury hotel), the ‘Centro Santillán’. It is a short programme of 4 days and 3 nights to learn to deal more consciously with food and your own body. There will be one hour of yoga daily with a renowned yoga teacher, and a ‘walking and breathing’ session. Baths will also be offered in the bañera bathtub in order to de-acidify the body. Freshly prepared smoothies and various teas will also be available to help detoxify. It is clear, of course, that during a short stay you won’t lose many kilos of weight, but you should lose a few pounds – we want to help our attendees and give them a different perspective. As a follow-up, we offer cooking meetings, at

which we give attendees background information and suggestions for a healthier diet. For example, in the case of various diseases, it is possible to provide relief through nutrition. The right diet and curative fasting can, for example, help with osteoarthritis. Excess weight and a fat-rich diet harm the joints. Low-fat and vitamin-rich nutrition has a positive effect, therefore a long-term dietary change can have a beneficial effect on the course of osteoarthritis, whilst other diets can adversely affect the course of the disease, causing increased pain and leading to increased use of painkillers. If you suffer from osteoarthritis, you should avoid saturated fat, cheese, coffee, alcohol, hydrogenated fats and too much meat. The diet also has a favourable influence on arthrosis: calcium-rich foods, lean and low-fat dairy products, unsaturated fats such as olive oil, natural rice and other high-fibre foods and cold water fish all help. Garlic, onions and leeks have also been shown to have a cartilage protecting effect.

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s Nowaprio b e l Ce en & rdo DiC Th Leona Leonardo DiCaprio, born in 1974, began his career by appearing in television commercials in the early 1990s, after which he had recurring roles in various television series such as the soap opera ‘Santa Barbara’ and the sitcom ‘Growing Pains’. He began his film career by starring as Josh in Critters 3 (1991). He starred in the film adaptation of the memoir This Boy's Life (1993), and was praised for his supporting role in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993). He gained public recognition with leading roles in The Basketball Diaries (1995) and the romantic drama Romeo + Juliet (1996), before achieving international fame with James Cameron's epic romance Titanic (1997). Since 2000, DiCaprio has received critical acclaim for his work in a wide range of film genres. His subsequent films include the epic historical drama Gangs of New York (2002), which marked his first of many collaborations with director Martin Scorsese. He was acclaimed for his performances in the political war thriller Blood Diamond (2006), the neo-noir crime drama The Departed (2006), the espionage thriller Body of Lies (2008), the drama Revolutionary Road (2008), the psychological thriller Shutter Island (2010), the science fiction thriller Inception (2010), the biographical film J. Edgar (2011), the western Django Unchained (2012) and the period drama The Great Gatsby (2013). DiCaprio's portrayals of Howard Hughes in The Aviator (2004) and Hugh Glass in The Revenant (2015) won him the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama,

and his role as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) won him the award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. He also won his first Academy Award and BAFTA

Award for his performance in The Revenant. DiCaprio is the founder of his own production company, Appian Way Productions. He’s still looking good! 

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To advertise call 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com BGT fix? Britain’s Got Talent has been hit by a fix row. Angara Contortion, a group of four women performing incredible feats with the human body, won over the judges and the crowd and gained four yeses from Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon. Speaking afterwards, the group said it had been a “dream” to perform on such a show. However, it seems they have already been used to the stage, having performed alongside hugely famous dance troupe Cirque du Soleil. They were seen in the show Kurios, one of the many shows produced by Cirque. In an interview on the group’s Facebook page, Imina Tsydendambaeva revealed she has been working with them for seven years. They have even performed on James Corden’s The Late, Late Show in the US. Responding, a Britain’s Got Talent spokesperson said: “Anyone can apply, whether pro or amateur.”

Daley weds Tom Daley has ‘married’ his boyfriend Dustin Lance Black in a luxury fairytale ceremony where the pair performed Romeo and Juliet on a balcony. The Olympic diver, 22, reportedly tied the knot with his 42-year-old other half in a luxury ceremony in Bovey Castle, Devon. According to The Sun, the duo recreated scenes of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet on their big day, with Tom standing on a balcony in front of guests as he professed his love to his beau. The publication claims the sports champion sang "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" before vowing to be with the American Oscar winning screenwriter. The couple got engaged 19 months ago.

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Only 50 pals and relatives attended the gorgeous five-star resort, with Lance’s family reported to have flown in from America and stayed at the 58-room hotel, where rates begin at £200 a night.

Pepper dies James Bond star Clifton James, who played Sheriff JW Pepper in two Bond films, has died from diabetes complications aged 96. The film legend first starred alongside Roger Moore in the film Live and Let Die in1973. He made such an impact alongside Bond that he was asked to return for the next movie, The Man with the Golden Gun, in 1974. Clifton appeared as a disagreeable American tourist in Thailand, who famously gets pushed into the water by a baby elephant. His daughter, Lynn, said about her father's death: "He was the most outgoing person, beloved by everybody. "I don't think the man had an enemy. We were incredibly blessed to have had him in our lives."


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Smart Answers! No one likes a smart alec! A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead." It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"

The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said. The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."

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Are you looking for a pool contractor who can A leak in a pressurised only pipe will lose 800 Repair, Refurb or Construct a Swimming Pool? litres of water in a 24 hour period through a 2mm hole in the pipe. If you are adding Look no further, because at Axarquia Pools 5 - 7cms of water to your pool a week, we do it all you have a leak. w Re-tiling / acid cleaning and w Construction of The very latest and technologically advanced swimming pools / wet re-grouting Leak Detection equipment on the market today! areas and external w External electrical lighting, showers pool lighting, electrical pump An internal pipe camera scope w Leak detection and repair for inspecting refurbishment and renewal w Salt systems & pinpointing fractures w Access ladders and step w Pool covers / safety nets & small anomalies within all construction w Pool automation the swimming pool pipework For more detailed information, & drainage systems please visit our comprehensive With our high-tec equipment, we can detect leaks website at: www.axarquiapools.com or email us at: info@axarquiapools.com in Swimming Pools, Depositos, Spa Baths and or phone Calvin on: 666 659 876 mains water feeds. Fully registered company, established 2003 If you think you may a have a leak, call us today Part of the Active Construction on: 666 659 876 or email: info@leak-tec.com group of companies


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& t i u Fr Facts Veg Leeks Leeks – the symbol of Wales – are a much underrated vegetable, containing many hidden benefits. They are closely related to onions, garlic, shallots and scallions. With a milder flavour and larger size, they work well added to everything from salads to soups, where they add beneficial fibre and bulk along with vitamins, minerals, and antioxidant polyphenols It's thought that much of their therapeutic effect comes from sulphur-containing compounds, such as allicin. This is not only anti-bacterial, anti-viral and anti-fungal, but research has revealed that as allicin digests in your body, it produces sulfenic acid, a compound that neutralises dangerous free radicals faster than any other known compound. Leeks also contain kaempferol, a natural flavonol that's also found in broccoli, kale, and cabbage. Kaempferol is impressive in its broad yet powerful potential to boost human health. Research has linked it not only to a lower risk of cancer, but also a lower risk of numerous chronic diseases. Numerous pre-clinical studies have shown that kaempferol and some glycosides of kaempferol have a wide range of pharmacological activities, including antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, anticancer, cardioprotective, neuroprotective, anti-osteoporotic, antidiabetic, estrogenic/antiestrogenic, anxiolytic, analgesic, and antiallergic activities. Kaempferol – and by association, leek –, is also known to protect blood vessel linings from damage, possibly by increasing production of nitric oxide (NO), which helps blood vessels to dilate and relax.

Consuming large amounts of allium vegetables, including leeks, has also been shown to reduce the risk of gastric cancer significantly as well as potentially, colorectal cancer. The protective effect appears to be related to the presence of organosulphur compounds and mainly allyl derivatives, which inhibit carcinogenesis in the forestomach, oesophagus, colon, mammary gland and lung of experimental animals. Leeks contain notable quantities of vitamins A and K, along with healthy amounts of folic acid, niacin, riboflavin, magnesium, and thiamin. Adequate intake of leeks during pregnancy may help prevent neural tube defects in newborns. B vitamins in leeks, in particular, may support heart health by keeping levels of homocysteine in balance (elevated levels of homocysteine are associated with heart disease, blood clots, and stroke). Leeks also provide a concentrated source of antioxidants, even when compared to other antioxidant-rich foods. For instance, leeks have a total polyphenol content (TPC) of 33 milligrams per 100 grams of fresh edible portion. Studies have also shown that given their substantial polyphenol content – including their notable amounts of kaempferol – leeks are expected to overlap with garlic and onions in terms of support for many health problems related to oxidative stress and chronic low-level inflammation.


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pocket and make you pregnant"...

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

Specials: Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English.

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An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).

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In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into "Schweppes Toilet Water." Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," in Chinese.

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Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

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When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "it won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you". Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your

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People Who Come And Go More about those legal houses that suddenly seem to be illegal again! At the end of last year I wrote about the infamous DAFO certificate (Declaración de Asimilado a Fuera de Ordenación), this being a type of categorisation of houses on rural land that don’t meet current building regulations. This certificate in theory is a great one to have – if your house is in the countryside, on rural land, and it does not have a building licence, an end of works certificate and a licence of first occupation, even if it is fully registered on the Property or Land Registry, then this certificate, once obtained, makes it as legal as it is ever going to possibly be, according to current law in Andalusia. Most properties, as long as they are on unprotected land and meet certain critical criteria, can, in theory, obtain this certificate. Recently, my clients, European buyers who have read all the scary reports about illegal houses here, ask me a simple question: If most of the country houses fall outside the current law, why don’t they all have DAFO’s? A good question, and one that is easy to answer.

Firstly, although the new legislation was introduced as long ago as 2012, it has not been put into practice, mainly due to the fact that neither the Notary nor the Land Registry requires it. So properties can still be bought and sold without it. Secondly, it is the often high cost that is putting off the vendors from requesting the certification. An architectural report is required, a new modern septic tank needs to be installed, and a pretty hefty town hall fee needs to be paid (fees vary). And not every vendor has the extra money to fork out on more paperwork. In my opinion, if the town halls were to charge less, more vendors would be willing to request the certificate. Given that this is a relatively new dilemma, vendors and buyers should, in my opinion, at the point of negotiating a sale, decide if it is logical to request the certificate, find out the costs, and split this between them. In most cases it can be processed after a sale has taken place and a happy resolution of the issue is reached. By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advertisement below)


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Philosophy A Lesson in Philosophy, life reversal! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. Is that a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out the way. Then live in an old people’s home. You get kicked out when you’re too young. You get a gold watch and go to work. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm!

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Sun 4th LIVE MUSIC “JUKEBOX BANDITS” Covers Band, from 2.00pm on the Terrace. Fri 9th: LIVE MUSIC “JACK CADE REBELLION” From 8.00pm on the Terrace FROM SUN 11TH: POOL WILL BE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC FROM 11AM - 7PM Sat 17th LIVE MUSIC & DANCIING! “TANGO SHOW” From: 8pm Book your table in advance and buy your advance ticket 10€ pp in the Hotel and in Todo Papel Sun 25th LIVE MUSIC! & PAELLA From 2pm at the POOL BAR OFFERS FOR BREAKFAST : Coffee + Croissant - 3.40€ Bacon and Eggs + Toast + Juice - 5 € Coffee + Chocolate Muffin - 2.45€ Natural Orange Juice + Mixed Sandwich - 3.70€ We have Free Parking for Guests who come to our Restaurant, just call us to +34 952 55 3662 to open it


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La Vaqueria - New Owners A change is as good as a rest they say, so feeling a little tired I have handed over La Vaqueria to two young chefs; full of enthusiasm and new ideas. Most of the things you love about your visits to this renovated old dairy in Benamargosa will remain the same but the Wednesday art classes have stopped (may start up again on another day at a later date) and instead there will be an intercambio breakfast every Wednesday from 11am - 1pm. The languages being learned will be Spanish and English on alternate weeks with staff taking your orders and chatting etc in that language. A fun way to practise whilst enjoying your breakfast, brunch or lunch!!!! The new owners, Josie Emma and Daniel Gallego Romero have a phenominal combined experience in many types of restaurant. Josie studied in the UK and is a great lover of cakes and traditional pastries whilst Daniels Asian experiences are clearly reflected in the new daily menu. Lots of work in the garden and interior has kept La Vaqueria quirky charm but improved upon it making it even more vibrant and

full of colour. The Sunday Lunch Buffets will continue as normal along with the the live music/jam sessions focusing on good, healthy home cooking with lots of vegetarian choices and special diets catered for. Meanwhile the new treatment room is ready so if you are a therapist in the area looking for free space contact La Vaqueria and arrange to meet your clients there during the week days. The 5.30pm yoga session will continue on Fridays followed by a night of serving food from around the world (check FB for updates or call to enquire). One thing that will not change is the weird and wonderful artwork as the new owners would like me to continue with my mosaics etc... now that I have more time!!!! Monthly mosaic classes will also continue as per normal. So all that remains is to wish Josie and Daniel lots of luck in their new venture and hope you will all continue to enjoy the home made food and hospitality. Viva La Vaqueria!!!

El Faro

(The Lighthouse)

Nicola welcomes everyone to El Faro (The Lighthouse) Tapa Mondays (all homemade dishes) FREE with every drink

Killer Darts Mondays at 4pm Come and beat the champion M.A. Everyone welcome Sky Sports Opening times: Monday from 13.30, Tuesday from 18.30, Friday, Saturday & Sunday from 19.00 (earlier for special sporting events) Closed Wednesdays & Thursdays

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Cars, offices, patio doors, glass curtains and we can put the tint film into a roll down or vertical blind for occasional use. In fact: If it’s glass we’ll tint it! For more information contact: 958 496 571 / 644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com


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Baby equipment available for long and short term rentals. Items can be collected in person or we provide a delivery service anywhere between Malaga and Nerja Orders can be taken via our website using our order form or please feel free to visit us at Divas, Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel or call or email us anytime Contact Sophie on: 0034 692 308 454 nurseryneeds@outlook.com facebook@nurseryneeds.jt www.nurseryneeds.co.uk


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escapes with her to pursue his own desire to become an engineer and inventor, but she definitely has top billing.

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Rating:PG (for some impolite humour, and action) Cast: Elle Fanning as Felicie Milliner Nat Wolff as Victor Maddie Ziegler as Camille Mel Brooks Carly Rae Jepsen as Odette Kate McKinnon Written By: Carol Noble, Eric Summer, Laurent Zeitoun Ballerina is a film about a girl who escapes from an orphanage and she fleas to Paris from Brittany, France to realise her ambition. She did not escape alone. Her best friend, Victor,

Félicie Milliner is just 11 years old and has no money but one big, passionate dream, she wants a career as a dancer and nothing is going to stop her. With nothing left to lose, Félicie takes a big risk: she 'borrows' a spoiled brats identity and enters the Opera Ballet School. But how long can she be someone else? Mentored by the tough and mysterious cleaner, Odette, Félicie learns that talent is not enough - it takes hard work to be better than her ruthless, fellow students. That and friendship. Felicie's inventive, exhausting and charismatic best friend Victor also has a dream: becoming a famous inventor. Together, they both encourage each other to reach for the stars. The kids will love it! Star Rating ****/*****

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Please mention The Sentinella when responding to adverts Here are some great uses for the essential oil, Honeysuckle: Honeysuckle essential oil is a known anti-inflammatory. This soothing oil will heal achy joints, sore muscles, and benefit those suffering from arthritis. With its use in many cleansing and detoxing blends, Honeysuckle Oil is great for removing toxins from the blood and liver. The sweet and calming fragrance of the Honeysuckle is used as an additive in many perfume body oils, skin lotions, soaps, potpourri, massage oils and bath oils. By adding a couple drops of honeysuckle essential oil to your shampoo and conditioner, you can give your hair an extra round of moisture and help restore life and vibrancy to your mane. This powerful essential oil also helps prevent toxins from ravaging the skin, reducing hyperpigmentation and scaring. Honeysuckle Essential Oil is well-known for

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In treating sore ckle throat, fever, skin Oil blemishes and rashes you will find that Honeysuckle Oil has a smoother vapor appeal. *Do not use Honeysuckle Oil directly on the skin without diluting the oil, as it can cause severe sun damage. Honeysuckle does work great when applied to the skin for inflammation, itching, and it will kill germs.


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Where’s Waldo? Where’s Waldo

Last month’s answer on page 116

Come and meet or speak to our bilingual team;

Jacqueline Combe - Managing Director, Natalie Combe - Accounts department, Barbara Vizcaino O´Hara - Administration & Insurance, Juan Pedro Jimenez del Dedo - Solicitor.

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Oasis Hair & Beauty - Now Open This month saw the opening of Oasis Hair and Beauty in Torre del Mar located just across the road from the car park entrance to Aquaveliz Water Park (C/ Ruta de los Carboneros) Lots of people attended their special day and celebrated with cava and beautiful tapas. The Salon is open Monday - Friday 10am - 6pm and on Saturday’s 10am - 3pm.

The Sentinella would like to wish Sophie, Sacha, Lisa, Jade, Karen & Danni the best of luck with their new venture. For bookings call: 644 744 404

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No idea is too crazy and most of your thoughts are downright brilliant right now

ARIES: March 21-April 20 Network and connect during early and late June. Be super communicative - make those phone calls, send those emails, texts and messages. Skip the details and focus on the big picture then fill things in, later, when you’ve got their interest. You can’t miss this month

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 With great energy in June, you burn like a bright star providing warmth and light and warming up the galaxy around you. Socialise on the 5th/6th with people who really need to spend time with you

TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Feeling not quite yourself early month but a problem that your usual, well-organised self can’t crack suddenly becomes clear to your temporarily scattered self. A good time to experiment beyond the norm GEMINI: May 22-June 21 With a twinkle in your eye you know you can make it in any sphere you chose this month, it’s up to you Gemini. Around the 12th and 13th of June, follow an impulse to help others. The 18th and 19th are the best days to be open to new ideas and you can have a blast socially on the 23rd and 24th CANCER: June 22-July 22 The rule for Cancer this month is around every corner life has a lesson awaiting. Early June is a good time to make plans, thinking hard about what you want, where you’d like to be and how you’re going to get there LEO: July 23-August 23 You follow a golden path in June Leo with amazing results from a bit of brainstorming and putting your brilliant ideas into practice. If mid-month you feel a little bored take advantage of the downtime to rest and rejuvenate VIRGO: August 24-September 22 Don’t hesitate to get something off your mind early month Virgo, it will pay dividends as will become apparent from the 7th/8th onwards. Use this creative and generative time to let your mind wander.

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Don’t chance winging it this month Scorpio, you’re such a powerful character that it will be relatively easy for you to effect changes once you realise what needs to change. On the 23rd/24th Be careful that a minor disagreement doesn’t become an argument SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 In a deep philosophic mood you´re coming up with questions this month, never mind the answers. Your fierce independent streak could make a strong showing around the 7th/8th but think twice before reacting to a misunderstanding CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 Everyone wants to be close to you and hear what you have to say this month Capricorn so choose wisely who to spend valuable time with. Feeling grounded and good, you are in a great place to observe what’s really going on around you AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 Your month starts with a romantic bang Aquarius that could really knock your socks off. Workwise there are a lot of very intriguing things happening for you and the more you can focus there the better off you’ll be PISCES: February 20 - March 20 You start the month out in a slightly confusing but creatively fertile dreamy space. If you do your best to navigate the fog without getting frustrated, the sunshine will come through and you’ll know you did the right thing!

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2nd - 5th June FERIA DE LA TAPA Rincon de la Victoria 2nd, 3rd & 4th June ROMERIA - Benamargosa 6th & 7th June ROMERIA - Cutar 12th - 14th June SAN ANTONIO - Iznate 13th, 14th & 15th June FERIA DE ANTONIO Frigiliana, Alfarnate 13th June ROMERIA - Torrox 16th, 17th & 18th June FERIA DE LOS PUERTAS Benajarafe 16th June DIA DEL PEDAL - Arenas 20th & 21st June OLORES Y SABORES DE LA AXARQUíA - La Vinuela

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POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big now. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Opening hours: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. Calle Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between the Parador and Hotel Villa Flamenca). Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way - fund raising, airport runs or fostering - please call Wendy at 660 271 984 or Vera at 680 315 880. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. We have changed our venue and day. We now meet in BAR ATILA, PUENTE DON MANUEL, every Tuesday. "We are a small branch with a big heart". For 2015 we are looking to increase our membership, So if you are interested you will be made very welcome. You don't have to have been an ex member of the armed forces to join. Our aim is to have some fun, quizzes, bingo, beetle?, whilst making money for the RBL Poppy Appeal. Interested? then please contact the Branch Secretary Joyce on 692 551 385. New furniture shop in Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact the Volunteer Department now: 952 56 49 10 / 671 048 304 voluntariado@cudeca.org

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BAR ATILA Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. Call to reserve a table 663 393 987 Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthlly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 693 462 975 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wednesday 5pm - 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Contacto: Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com

AXARQUIA MARKET GUIDE Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Ecological Farmers Market held in Vivero El Algarrobo Garden Centre on the 1st & 3rd Sat of each month. 10.30-14.30. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces, Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc

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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar For information on events tel. 663 658 354 We meet every Wed at La Vega Rest Torre Del Mar next to Mercadona E-mail: rbl-tdm@hotmail.com www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk The Trapiche Social Club meets every Wednesday from 12noon to 2pm at the Trapiche Restaurant ( on the Velez to Vinuela Road) All are welcome to come and meet friends and make new friends. Pop in and see, a warm welcome awaits. call: 680764130 Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217/moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk. Short Mat Bowls. The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, Calle Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. - www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) if you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: George Clay on 625 936 814 Colmenar Social Club is a group of like-minded people, whose main aim is to promote frendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday at around 12.30pm at the Arco Del Sol Hotel on the outskirts of Colmenar (A356 Vele Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9). We are lucky to have our meetings here, it is a great and versatile venue and the proprietors Antonio and Rosa are very supportive and helpful. We enjoy a variety of activities throughout the year: wine tasting, talks on various subjects from Lawyers, Estate Agents, Council Officials, Local Police, cooking demonstrations by our own chef member, car sharing days out to interesting venue’s, treasure hunts, special lunches at different restaurants, plant sales, homemade produce sales, many other activities and of course the popular quisses and games. Everyone, no matter what nationality, is made welcome, so why not come along one Wednesday and enjoy a few hours with us. For more information please contact Marjorie 952 037 556 or email Claire on dalecm19@gmail.com or visit our facebook page Colmenar Social Club to see our activities.

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La Vaqueria Benamargosa Every Wednesday learn to draw and paint. Art classes at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa. 11am-1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake! Every Thursday Art & Crafts Class at La Vaqueria 11am - 1pm, lots of fun, refreshments included. Every first Sat of the month La Vaqueria has a mosaics day for all levels. 3pm 7pm costs 25€ with materials & meal incl. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 669 682 139 English / 689 111 352 Spanish. Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 RBL - Nerja We enjoy regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda” restaurant in La Herradura, Contact Eleanor on: Tel: 958828708/ 606634444 or Email: eleanorbennett@hotmail.com On the 3rd Thursday of each month at the Al Andalus Hotel Maro. Contact Vera on Tel: 952 967 200 or 697 293 698 Email ozzybaldwin@yahoo.co.uk. Everyone is welcome to come along and membership is open to anyone and you don’t have to be ex military. Its a worthwhile cause so come and join us. Contact Dave on Tel: 654085811 or Email dgdeepblue@gmail.com RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe EL Capitan Tennis Club Torre Del Mar open to new members. Every Mon, Wed & Fri. For information Ring 675 391 967


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‘The 'Big Cats' are here. We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia and have just celebrated our first birthday. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 or JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com www.jec-spain.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Please visit www.campinglavinuela.es for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. You can also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:3012:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. www.el-valle-asociacion.com Trapiche Dance & Dine Group. 'T' Dance every Friday 11am until 1pm @ Restaurante El Trapiche. Mixed programme of popular sequence dancing followed by tapas. New season starts September. All welcome. Tel. 952 515 155 for more details. Nerja History Group meets the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405

The Nerja Players If you have an interest in theatre and the performing arts join this group who regularly perform rehearsed readings of plays and other material. The Nerja Players meet on the 1st & 3rd Tuesday of each month from October to April at 18.45 hours in the Bridge Club premises at the top of Avda Castilla Perez 1, Nerja (the large blue double doors). For enquiries please email admin@nerjaplayers.com or visit www.nerjaplayer.com or follow us on Facebook @ The Nerja Players Jukebox Bandits gigs for June: Sunday 4 June: Restaurante Maria at Hotel Balcon, Competa, 2.00pm - 5.00pm To reserve a table call 952 553662 To reserve a table call 952 553 254 or 609 167 127 Saturday 10 June: Chiringuito Tropy, Caleta de Velez, 1.00pm - 4.00pm. To reserve a table call 653 629 841 or 689 237 643 Saturday 1 July: Restaurante Maria at Hotel Balcon, Competa, 9.00pm - 12.00pm To reserve a table call 952 553662 Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon through Fri 10.00 to 13.00 and 15.00 to 18.00. Tel. 952 543 334 E-mail; luxmundi@lux-mundi.org Web: www.lux-mundi.org Please also see the web site for daily activities in the Centre. June Events Sun 4th – Saint Barnabas Anglican Service for Pentecost. 11.00am at the Centre. Mon 5th – Half Orange “Bring and Share” Lunch, 1pm. Thurs 8th – Coach Excursion to Alcalá la Real. One day coach excursion to the city of Alcalá la Real in the province of Jaen. The city is commanded by a large Moor fortress around which, centuries ago, the settlement evolved. There will be a stop for breakfast and you will arrive in Alcalá at approx 10.30. You will visit the La Mota Fortress, of Islamic origin and the Alazaba where audio guides are available. Also included is a visit to the Palacio Abacial which now houses the Museum of Alcalá. You will have free time for lunch which is not included in the price. After lunch at 15.50 you will re-join the coach to visit “Los Quesos Sierra Sur”in Ermita Nueva. This is a family run business producing cheese and yoghurts. You will see how the cheeses are made and there will be time to sample the products and purchase them if you wish. You will then re-join the coach arriving in Torre del Mar at approx. 19.00. Ticket price 24€ available at the Centre. All proceeds to fundraising. Call 952 543 334


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion.

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), and 18.00pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Web www.Torredelmarchurch.es La Caleta de Velez: Cornerstone International Church: meets on Sundays 11.30am and Wednesdays: 7pm for bible study. Calle Virgen del Mar 3 Tel.63454019 Puente don Manuel - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11 am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 1pm-2pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible Study Thursday 57pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliara, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to AP & MP for the following jokes Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients, and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality. Whispering... “Dave...Dave...Dave...Dave...you're a bloody vet!� ------------------------------------------------------------Prince Charles is not happy with Camila. She turned four of his organic vegetable gardens into lawn areas. Charles is walking around with a forlorn expression on his face now. ------------------------------------------------------------Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and we played footsie under the table while we were eating. I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole. ------------------------------------------------------------Two ladies are having lunch. Then one whispers to the other "I'm getting a boob job". The other lady replies "That's nothing, I'm getting my arse**** bleached." The first lady replies "Really? I cant imagine your husband as a blonde." ------------------------------------------------------------I bought a dog off our local blacksmith yesterday, soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door!! ------------------------------------------------------------Wife; "I have blisters on my hands from the broom." Husband; "next time take the car, silly." ------------------------------------------------------------Been banned today from Tesco because I kept trashing the shelves. Turns out I have a wrecked isle dysfunction. ------------------------------------------------------------Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in

Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation? "No, just here for a few days." ------------------------------------------------------------I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out. I said, "My wife thinks that my d*** tastes funny." ------------------------------------------------------------My wife said she's leaving me because I'm over-competitive. "Not if I leave you first!" I shouted, as I raced her to the front door. ------------------------------------------------------------My grandfather died recently, he spent his final years as a regular user of facebook. We won't see the likes of him again. ------------------------------------------------------------I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure." I said, "I haven't got an erection." She said "No, but I have." ------------------------------------------------------------Think your life's tough? Try buying a Wii in France. ------------------------------------------------------------Just come down from a really great hallucinogenic experience from some drugs I was recommended on the internet. Thanks Trip Advisor. ------------------------------------------------------------I was talking to the bloke in the mobile phone shop earlier about taking out a contract. I explained to him that it was for the wife, as she's always on the phone and costs me far too much money. The contract was agreed and I left satisfied. It's amazing the places you bump into professional hitmen these days.

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1. A man was found dead next to a 13 storey building. The police say it was a suicide, but you say it was a homicide (someone killed him). To prove this, you go to each floor on the building, open the window, and toss a penny out. You do this to each floor until you reach the 13th floor, open the window, and toss a penny out. How does this prove it wasn't a suicide? 2. A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "Oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and into the lift. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man? 3. A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

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BOAT TRIPS wLuxury Yacht Charters Tel: 618 972 139 www.sailandstay.eu Email: sailandstay@gmail.com

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INTERPRETERS wInterpreter - English/Spanish - based in Vélez-Málaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580 wTranslator/Interpreter service. For any situation where a Spanish speaker is required, eg: Town Hall, Hospital, NIE, Residencia, Social Security, ITV, reading and translating letters, written translations etc. Reasonable rates. Call Mariam on 633 637 774

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wThe Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'.Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. wResidencia Cantalobos The Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886 www.residenciacantalobos.com wHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Also Pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.


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wSun Kitchens, 15 years experience in Kitchens, Doors, Bathroom Units, Shower Screens, Synthetic Flooring & Wardrobes. Cipriando Maldonado 13, Torre del Mar. Tel: 653 63 46 33 / 622 10 13 10 www.sunkitchens.es Email: info@sunkitchens.es

wWorking on the Costa 11 years. I will beat any genuine quote. Professional service. Call Steve: 653 303 698 wMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

LAUNDERETTES Bubbles Launderette Calle Manuel Marin 1, Nerja. open 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri, 9am - 1pm Sat for all your laundry needs. Offering a free collection & delivery service for the nerja area. Call now on 665539256

LAWYERS wCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: info@cslawyers.es www.cslawyers.es wAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment wDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

MEDICAL CENTRES wSimpleCare: a perfect way to access affordable private healthcare services at a fraction of the normal cost, specialist consultation from €24, annual membbership €59. www.getsimplecare.es, Tel 952532023, email info@getsimplecare.es wMedical Centre and Dental Specialist a team with over 25 years of experience, 5 languages spoken, available 24hrs. Block 88, Torrox Costa. English, German, French, Russian. Call: 952 530 357 www.centromedico24.com

METALWORK wMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS wRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

MULTI-SERVICES wJoinery - Maintenance - Removals All aspects of construction work undertaken from ground works & below, to the roof & all in between. We also do removals & courier services. Free quotes; 611 015 149

OPTICIANS wHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PAINTING wNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email: jabe@noneedtopaint.com

PARAGLIDING wParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years of experience without risk over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of the beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

PLUMBERS wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk wEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service call José on: 615 344 123 / 638 609 906 wPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement & reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call our fee!


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The Sentinella Paginas POST BOX SERVICE - NERJA wWe can receive all your mail for just 95€ per year (80€ subsequent years) Incl. Letters and Parcels. Easy parking, open 10.00-14.00 Monday to Friday. Call Helen: 655 663 572

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY OFF PLAN wAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354 www.alexia.es

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

REMOVALS wTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: vgcasacolor@gmail.com wTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK email: tonyroam@btconnect.com / www.euroam.co.uk ES 636 393 542 UK 07973 362 003

RENT A CAR wRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. www.estrellarent.com estrellarentweb@gmail.com - 952 511 209

RESTAURANTS wTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 wRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com

SATELLITE T.V. wTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wSat. Co. BBC & ITV for free & Sky Digital,

dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call Tom 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years. Free demos every Sat. 2pm Technomate &TV repair service

SECOND HAND CARS wwww.autoagent.es Import of quality 2nd hand cars on demand from Germany, one stop service, transport, taxes, all paperwork for Spain and 1 year guarantee included contact@autoagent.es or call +34 665 347 447 German, English, Spanish

SECOND HAND SHOPS wCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 wSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: sweethome-torrox@hotmail.com. Contact Patricia: 625255487. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa wSecond Hand Shop, www.garantiautoauto.com Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar.

SECURITY wPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SOLICITORS wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

STORAGE/ PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 wNerja Personal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitacase (per month). Call: 951 833 338 / 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja.150 metres behind Lidl on right.


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wAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: info@aquamarinepools.es Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.es

wSchlosser Reisen SA Travel Agency & Tour Operator Excursions, Hotels & Tours, Flights & transfers Tel: 952 530 875 / 608 039 802 Avenida Esperanto, 980 Email: info@premier.tours Languages spoken: German, French, English, Spanish

wPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail: plodgepools@yahoo.es

UKTV wGlobal UKTV - The latest and easiest way to watch British TV anywhere in the world. No satellite dish only broadband needed. Easy set-up - no contract. www.globaluktv.com info@globaluktv.com

VETS

wLA RUEDA, S.L Installations, Chemical Products, Maintenance, Repairs & Gardening. Call 952 53 07 64 / 616 460 844. Emergency 24 hour 647 759 798. Ctra. Nal. 340, Urb. La Charca, 5a Fase. (esquina C/Mercurio) Email: fontanerialarueda@gmail.com

wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

TAXIS

wSpanglish Webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 70 46 27 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com info@spanglishwebs.com

w 24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

TELEVISION SERVICES Want your T.V Channels back? We have two options via internet or via satellite dish. All areas covered. Call: Paul Anderson (Senior Engineer) 657 081 469 or 952 464 378 www.skydigital.es

WEB DESIGNERS

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com


Cayet Abogados is an International Law Firm that comprises of a multilingual group of lawyers: our partners speak Spanish, English, German, French, Swedish and Dutch. Cayet Abogados take time to understand the distinct demands that each client faces. This allows us to build a bespoke service to suit each relationship. Our practice areas are: Property & Conveyancing, Wills, Inheritance & Probate, Family & Matrimonial, Litigation & Dispute Resolution, Residency & Taxation, Afffidavits Contact us now for a Free Consultation Whatever your needs, your first conversation with one of our legal experts is an opportunity for you to ask questions and for us to understand your situation.

Avda. Condado de Huelva, 9 - TORRE DEL MAR Tel: 951 13 72 69 Mob: 626 72 99 26 info@cayet.es www.cayet.es


Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388 / 649 123 068 torrox@casa-terreno.com

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Avda. Andalucia 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 info@casa-terreno.com

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ACEBUCHAL

FP1030

A fully reformed and fitted out, one bedroom, village house in this historic village near Frigiliana and on the edge of the National Forest Park

79,000€ WE URGENTLY REQUIRE PROPERTIES FOR LONG, MEDIUM AND SHORT TERM RENTAL FOR CLIENTS FROM NERJA TO MÁLAGA ON THE COAST AND INLAND. ALL ASPECTS OF THE RENTAL TAKEN CARE OF

BENAMOCARRA

FP1000

A 3 bedroom, bungalow style property on the edge of this popular village only 15 minutes’ drive to the coast. Enclosed rear yard and secure off road parking REDUCED to SELL ONLY

NERJA, LA NORIA FP1020

A top floor, two-bedroom apartment with A/C entered at ground level with convenient parking, communal pool and tennis court. Dining terrace with South westerly aspect and sea views

REDUCED to 115,000€ 99,500€ Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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