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The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 86

www.axarquia.thesentinella.com

October 11

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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Rent a Home Spain Buy a Home Spain For Rent Ref: R3 - 191 3 Bed 2 Bath Apartment. Ideal location near to golf, beach & motorway, fully furnished, 2 huge terraces (80 m²), large communal pool & gardens, underground For Rent ONLY 500€ per month parking for 2 cars.

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(70 m²) facing sea,

sofa bed, f/f American

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communal pool & gardens,

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300m from beach.

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For Sale 159,950€

Modular Ecological Villas

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Ref: R3 - 185 Superb 3 Bed 2 Bath Townhouse in ideal location, very close to beach, golf & all amenities. Spacious & light throughout, f/f modern kitchen, excellent terraces to front, rear & off master bedroom, communal pool & gardens.

Ref: S2 - 079 & R2 - 164

Excellent 2 Bed 2 Bath Apartment (86 m² built, 50 m² terrace), spacious lounge/diner, lovely new f/f kitchen, L-shaped terrace with shade & all day sun. For Rent 500€ per month

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Accommodation comprises lounge, Bosch kitchen, 2 beds, bathroom, dressing room,solar heated water, Carrara marble tiles, European Standards Certificates. We need urban land: Individual plots and plots for 50 to 100 houses.

For Sale 147,000€ Benajarafe

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underground parking. For Rent 350€ per month For Sale

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Splendid 4 Bed 3 Bath Villa, incl. independent apartment with kitchenette (218 m² built, 550 m² plot). New kitchen, large lounge with log fire, gardens, great views from pool, BBQ area & outside kitchen/bar, 150 m² terraces.

Attention All Propert y Owners Maybe you missed out on promoting your propert y with us at:

Don’t worry! We have lots of buyers coming to Spain as a result of us promoting ‘East of Malaga’ at the exhibition. Take advantage by listing your propert y with us now.

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Recently I returned from a life changing adventure, which involved camping in the Sawtooth mountain region of Idaho, USA. I’d never been camping before so the experience was entirely new for me and I had no idea what to expect, apart from the likelihood of feeling dirty for ten days! And I was right. Even with the occasional solar shower, I still felt icky and yucky. But I found that unless I focused on the grime I seemed to forget all about it. This theme of focus continued to rear its head throughout the trip. Before I boarded the Virgin Atlantic flight to Chicago, I remember thinking, I’d love an amazing seat on the plane with extra legroom. Imagine my delight when a beaming air stewardess approached. ”We’ve made an error and double booked your seat. Would you like to be upgraded to a Premium seat?” Now some of you would put that down to ‘coincidence’ but that word no longer exists in my vocabulary. There are no coincidences. Everything that happens is a result of your thinking, and the rapidity of the manifestation is directly related to the energy behind it. As I slumped into my Premium seat and sipped a glass of complimentary bubbly with my legs stretched out in front of me, I smiled and thanked the Universe for delivering my request. Throughout the trip more incidents of the power of focus materialised. In fact I lost count of how many of my intentions transformed into reality. At one point I even considered changing my name to Harriet Potter because of all the magic which was unfolding in front of my eyes.

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Deposito Legal Ma-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

But the biggest example of the power of focus etched into my conscious during the rock climbing activity. I stood at the bottom of the ‘Superslabs’ with my neck right back as I gazed

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apprehensively towards the peak. “You mean we’re climbing right to the top?” I asked our facilitator, gulping. “Yep,” he replied. “But I’ve never done rock climbing before…” My plea for reassurance was ignored and before long I found myself hooked onto a rope, scrambling up the first of the six slabs. Somewhere around the third slab, as my foot slipped, my legs throbbed and the palms of my hand bled, I didn’t feel like I could continue. I felt out of control; trapped halfway up a mountain with no apparent escape except to continue up. I began to cry, both internally and externally. But as I wiped my eyes, I suddenly remembered that little word – focus! In that moment – like every moment in life – I had a choice. I could either focus on my injuries, the fear, the not being in control, or I could enjoy the experience and focus on reaching the top. An hour or so later I absorbed the most amazing views and congratulated myself for achieving what had initially seemed impossible. So how can you apply this lesson of focus to your own life? It’s simple. Set your intention, focus on it daily, and above all take the necessary steps to reach your desired goal. You can achieve whatever you set your mind to, even if once upon a time it seemed impossible. Or metaphorically speaking, you can climb any mountain. I believe in you…the question is, do you?

Keidi Keating

Editor (of the original little mag)!

halloween Facts..................................Page 8 Useless Facts.....................................Page 24 amazing insects.................................Page 54 information.......................................Page 106 Jokes.................................................Page 108 Puzzles..............................................Page 110 star signs..........................................Page 112

Major boob by paintball company - A woman is recovering after her breast implant burst when she was shot in the chest during a game of paintball. The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph. It's believed to be the first time such an injury has happened in Britain. The woman was playing paintball at Whyteleafe, South London, when the incident happened. At first she thought it was just a painful bruise, but when she went to see a doctor a few days later, he revealed the force of the impact had torn the implant. Organiser UK Paintball, which operates more than 50 facilities nationwide, now insists that women with breast implants wear extra chest protection, and the company's standard indemnity form now points out that paintballs can damage breast implants. A UK Paintball spokesman said: "Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot, but in all the years we've been going we've never seen an incident like this. However, it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies." Hive of activity - Passengers panicked when two hives of bees smuggled onto a plane for a flight across Russia escaped in mid-air and began swarming around the cabin. The bees sneaked on board in cardboard boxes - became agitated during the 10-hour Yakutia Airline flight from Blagoveshchensk, near the Chinese border, to Moscow. The trafficker later claimed that an airport official at Blagoveshchensk had asked him to carry the cardboard boxes containing the bees to Moscow, where he would be met at the airport. Air hostesses eventually managed to seal the bees inside the wardrobe in the flight's business section by sealing it with sticky tape, and fumigation was carried out at Moscow. However, when the plane arrived at its next destination, Barcelona, a new crew discovered that the fumigation had not been completely successful. Five bees were still alive and on the plane.


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Halloween Facts Do you celebrate October 31st? Here are some fearfully fascinating Halloween facts to impress fellow spirits. Halloween was brought to North America by immigrants from Europe who would celebrate the harvest around a bonfire, share ghost stories, sing, dance and tell fortunes. Orange and black are Halloween colours because orange is associated with the Fall harvest and black is associated with darkness and death. Jack-o-lanterns originated in Ireland where people placed candles in hollowed-out turnips to keep away spirits and ghosts on the Samhain holiday. Pumpkins originated in Central America. When Europeans arrived in the New World, they found pumpkins plentiful and used in cooking by Native Americans. They took seeds back to Europe where they quickly became popular. Growing big pumpkins is a big time hobby. Top prize money for the biggest giant pumpkin is

as much as $25,000 dollars at fall festivals. Halloween is the 2nd most commercially successful holiday in America, with Christmas being the first. Americans spend as much as over $2.5 billion during Halloween on candies, costumes, decorations and parties. Halloween candy sales average about 2 billion dollars annually in the United States. Chocolate candy bars top the list as the most popular candy for trick-or-treaters with Snickers. It is believed that the Irish began the tradition of Trick or Treating. In preparation for All Hallow's Eve, Irish townsfolk would visit neighbours and ask for contributions of food for a feast in the town. Black cats were once believed to be witch's familiars who protected their powers. Samhainophobia is an intense fear of Halloween.


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“Marina” is our head technician. She holds numerous diplomas for chemical straightening, advanced colouring, retail cutting & perming, all obtained in Mayfair, London at the Goldwell Academy. “Danni” is a Toni & Guy Style Director and has managed their salons in Dubai and Amsterdam Marina & Danni both hold NVQ level 3 Advanced Hairdressing qualification “Tony” a traditional barber with 50 years experience, who is here every Monday between 12pm & 5pm - No appointment necessary. Please telephone or pop in for a FREE CONSULTATION

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Qualified Sports & Remedial Therapist. (BSC Hons; RSA) Specialising in soft tissue massage and manipulation inc. treatments for sciatica, back problems, tension headaches, muscle injuries as well as relaxing & lymphatic massage.

Shiatsu Massage For the relief of stiff joints, stress, neck & shoulder discomfort Now available here on Saturdays only.

Thermal Imaging for Breast & Body Body Screening for early detection and Nutritional advice with Janet Van Dam. Non Invasive, Pain Free, Radiation Free & Reliable. Here every Monday by appointment only.

Vibro Trim - The easy way to workout 10 minutes on Vibro Trim = 1 hour in the gym *Anti-aging *Reduce cellulite *Increase flexibility *Build muscle tone *Firm fat *Lose weight *Promote circulation *Improve varicose veins *Increases bone density *Minimises lower back pain 1 x 10 min session = 4€

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Monday - Thursday Day & Night (except Monday lunch) Poppadam & Pickles Selection of starters: vegetable samosa or pakora or onion bhaji or Prawn puri or Chicken tikka Main course: chicken, lamb, prawn or vegatable: Korma, Madras, Vindaloo, Balti, Jalfrezy, Rogan Josh, Tikka Masala, Karahi, Biriyani or Chicken or Lamb Tikka Accompaniments: Plain or Pilau rice. Plain, Garlic, Cheese or Onion Nan Bread or Chapati FrEE Pappadam with Mango Chutney & Pickle tray with all meals

Menu del Dia Mon-Fri 12pm - 4pm 3 courses €5.95 with veg. curry €6.95 with meat/prawn curry

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Chiringuito Carlos (formerly Chiringuito Antonio) Camino Venta Baja, Puente don Manuel w Beautiful terrace with fantastic views w Barbeque every day w Barbequed meats, fresh fish & vegetarian options w Indoor salon with fireplace w Children’s park w Large car park

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De Cotta Tax News from De Cotta Law The Spanish Council of Ministers has reduced the IVA (VAT) from 8% to 4% levied on the purchase of new housing in a bid to reinvigorate the market and reduce the stock of unsold, empty properties in Spain. The new measure comes into effect immediately and will remain in force until the end of 2011. The measure will mean that a Spanish property with a sale price of €200,000, the buyer will now have to pay €8,000 instead of €16,000 in tax. With four months of 2011 remaining it is hoped this measure will be the incentive that potential buyers need to take advantage of highly competitive house prices in Spain. De Cotta Law is able to offer legal services for all areas of Property Law, including sales, purchases, rentals and inheritance. Property Income Tax for Non-Residents – deadline approaching PLEASE NOTE - A new tax law will allow non residents to offset some of their expenses

when they are renting out their Spanish property. Contact Antonio Diaz on antoniodiaz@decottalaw.net for more details. De Cotta Law would also like to inform you that if you are non-resident in Spain and you are owner of one property then you are obliged to declare the ownership of your property in the tax area where the property is situated. The amount due to be paid must be lodged with the tax authorities before the 31st December of the year subsequent to declaration. The income tax is a personal tax. If a property belongs to two people, each one has to present a tax declaration separately. In accordance to Spanish law on taxes for nonresidents, all non-residents that have a property in Spain have to pay the Income Tax as follows: a) Income from Lettings a 24% on the gross rent received with no deductions allowable. b) Deemed income on property utilised privately by the individuals is taxable also at 24% and assessed at 2% or 1,1% of the rateable value (Valor Catastral that is stated on the IBI receipt) depending on the municipality. Income tax does not cover the full tax year but just the period of which you have been an owner. There is no method to set up an automatic payment of Income tax, as it cannot be paid by standing order or direct debit as the taxpayer has the obligation to personally pay the tax by completing the necessary forms. Once completed, they have to be presented to the bank for payment. De Cotta Law is qualified to be your fiscal representative in Spain notifying you annually of the requirement to pay taxes and on receipt of the necessary funds from you, the taxes will be paid and full receipts and fee notes issued. In addition to above tax, other annual taxes that should be taken into account include Property tax (IBI – Council Rates) which is payable to the local authority. As in other countries, this rate is set locally, and so varies from area to area. De Cotta McKenna y Santafe Calle Diputacion 6, 2º, 29780, Nerja, Spain Tel (0034) 952 52 70 14 Fax (0034) 952 52 34 28 or Email sandrawrightson@decottalaw.net website: www.decottalaw.com


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Police Officers Question: How do you tell the difference between a UK Police Officer, An Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? Answer: Pose the following question: "You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a firearm and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?" UK Police Officer’s Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! -Does the man look poor or oppressed? -Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? -Could we run away? -What does my wife think? -What about the kids? -Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? -What does the law say about this situation?

-Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it? -Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? -Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? -Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? -If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? -Should I call 9-9-9? -Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. -If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? -If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home? Australian Officer’s Answer: BANG! American Officer’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays can manage all or part of your Holiday Lettings for you – we will not tie you up in yearly contracts. We can offer ‘pay as you go’ services at reasonable prices for any aspect of renting your property that you do not have time or cannot do yourself. Our standards are the highest ensuring that your guests will be happy with their choice of holiday accommodation, right from their initial booking enquiry through to their departure if you choose to let us manage it all from start to finish, making you a happy owner! Call Sue & Mark at Happy Holidays on: 952 550 323 / 616 119 007 or email: happyholidays4u@hotmail.co.uk for more information

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Funny Book Titles Always good for a giggle....

Blonde Hair: Bim Bow A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt

Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett 50 years in the saddle: Major Asburn

A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain

Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull

A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle

April Fool!: Sue Prize Advanced Maths: Smart E. Pants

Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights

Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax 40 Yards to the Latrine: Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

Jacques Strap

Athletic

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Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant

And Shut Up!: Sid Downe

Bad Investment: Les Riches

Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway

Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime

Ambush!: May T. Surprise

Blowout!: Vlad Tire


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• The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when a Frenchman called Jean-Baptiste transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man. • Fingernails grow nearly four times faster than toenails. • Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. • The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

than from snakes. • The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. • More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food. • Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. • The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times. • The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

• Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

• Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

• It's against the law to burp or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

• Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

• You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

• Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible. • Month’s that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th." • Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

• Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food. •Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

• On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

• A gorilla's penis is 1/3 the length of that of a humans. (The guy who did the measuring must have balls!)

• More people are killed each year from bees

• Starfish haven`t got brains.


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ta - r e x Cos Torro Caribe: Lots of things happening. We now have live music on a Tues night. Bridge Club is up and running, Sun Lunch Buffet now available and whilst you may think it is too early to book your Xmas dinner, our menu is now available and yes we already have bookings. Dec is a busy month. We are planning an evening of Xmas Carols in conjunction with the Nerja Players and also a very special Xmas Eve German style Buffet. Remember Sun Lunch Buffet must be booked in advance call: 952 530 831 and for more information about our events visit www.caribetorrox.com

Back from your summer holidays - why don’t you join us on Tues nights dancing with yo Jive in Torrox Costa. Hugely popular in the UK, known as Ceroc or Leroc it a fun dance style, danced to any type of popular music. Yo Jive plays modern funky music as well as some of the classics. The class starts at 8.30 and is only 6€. Beginners are always welcome and there is a beginners class every week as well as freestyle time and improvers/intermediate class. You do not need a partner, come alone or bring a friend, it is a great way to meet new people and to make a new circle of friends and of course it’s fabulous exercise. So don't be shy, join us for a evening of laughter, good company, good music and of course good dancing at El Ancla del Cirilo, Playa Penoncillo, right on the beach just off the N340 between TorroxCosta & Nerja. Keep up to date as wel

There is so much going on at tabla rock Cafe. Call in and see our noticeboard or check out our Facebook page Tabla Rock Torrox Costa for updates in October. CardioDance: Learn to salsa, cha cha, swing and hustle to an aerobic workout. Dance classes also held in all these, plus rumba, sal cha and choreographed routines. 606 086300 cardiodancing@gmail.com russells British store has a great stock of favourite British products. We have a frozen foods section and also stock cleaning products, toiletries and even pet food. Each month we have special offers in store, so call in to see our October offers. Don't forget we have a wide range of cards for all occasions. Lads & Dads Barber shop Professional gents


stylist and barber with 20 yrs experience. Open Mon - Sat 10am - 2.30pm & 2.30pm - 7.30pm Mon - Fri for appointments only. Call: 625 57 21 83 At restaurante El Pino there is plenty going on and great offers. Mon to Thurs Lunch and Dinner and Fri Lunch 2 for 1 Special Autumn

FANCY DRESS DISCO plus Fireworks. From 6pm its Childrens fancy dress party and disco, from 7.30pm Pig Roast, then from 9pm the Adults fancy dress disco with Martin and a few party games added to the mix and fireworks. Reservations needed for this fantastic night. Christmas bookings are being taken, we have a Christmas Dinner and Dance on Wed 14th Dec 3 course meal and music only 15€. Tickets are limited. Bookings being taken now. Christmas day lunch only 39.50€ call in or telephone for more details. To avoid disappointment, please book your table early! Join us at Los amigos in Oct. We have our Quiz Night on Wed 5th and 19th. Fri Nights 9pm are Karaoke with Rockin’ Robin or Johnny Hollywood. Sat night live music line up is 1st Johnny Hollywood – Melodic Rock, 8th Talomino - Soft-Rock, Blues, Pop, Country, Irish, Rock ‘n’ Roll, 15th Flip – Extensive repertoire from the 60s through till now, 22nd Alan Miles – Neil Diamond and Friends, 29th Andy Time – Guitar and vocals from 50s through till now. Sun nights 8.30pm - Jam Session with Dr Dave or the Siesta Blues Band, Sat 1st Nov Tabletop Sale at 10.30am.Carol Hart is here, following the success of her first book “Leaving England”, signing copies of her new novel entitled “Not Joined Up" and subtitled "Surviving Retirement on the Costa del Sol.

menu. Buy 2 meals for only 6.95€. FRI NIGHT fish and chip night, buy 2 and get free bottle of wine and afterwards enjoy Popular Quiz night with Hugo on 14th & 28th Oct from 8pm, general knowledge, prizes to be won, free entry. On 7th & 21st Oct Live Music. SAT NIGHTS STEAK NIGHT, buy one get one 1/2 price, a la carte menu also available. SUN LUNCH enjoy a traditional Sun lunch, choose from 5 starters that change each week, 6 main courses, 5 vegetables, boiled and roast potatoes and our home made Yorkshire puds and a wide selection of hot and cold sweets, still only 11€. Early Bird offer: Book your table to dine before or at 1.30pm and your second lunch is half price! That’s only 16,50€ for TWO 3 course meals!!!!! Probably the best value on the coast. Sun evenings is Party Night join Martin & Co. for a great night. From 8.30pm. Halloween Spectacular on Mon 31st join us for PIG ROAST &


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a t s o C x 36 o r r 6 o 2 TSee pages La Pataleta is an International Restaurant and Bar in Avenida de Espana, Torrox Costa with a Danish twist. Run by Brian and Michael who speak great English. They have a large terrace, indoor dining area, live music and can cater for private functions. In October they will be showing football Cyprus v Denmark on the 7th and Denmark v Portugal on the 11th. Become a friend on Facebook "La Pataleta V/Møss og Hjort". In November they will be closed from 1st - 9th inclusive but open again on the 10th with a danish special MORTENS Night with Homemade Roast Duck. Book now to reserve your table. For reputable buildings and contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans and more, contact Lewis insurance services.

Venue for rent. Do you want to start your own lesson, club, art & craft classes, languages, computers, music etc.. Do you need a venue for your party, quiz or special event, with or without catering. Do you need a meeting room. Well look no further. Venue to rent in Torrox Park, one-off, short or long term. Rates from only 10€ per hour. Call 654 762 525 elpinoproperties@hotmail.com indoor Market every Wednesday at El Ancla del Cirilo, Penoncillo, Torrox Costa on the main road between Torrox Costa and Nerja. Sat 12th November Christmas Fayre 11am - 4pm. Interested in having a stall call: 651 787 501 Please mention The Sentinella when responding to adverts. If you would like an advertin our Torrox Costa feature section for as little as 20€ per month please call 664 210 468 or email: sales@thesentinella.com


C S

CLINICA EUROPA English Dentist:

Medicine

Dr. Michael Mannish B.D.S. (univ. of London)

w General Medicine

DENTAL EMERGENCIES -

w Paediatrics

648 203 157

Harley St. Dentist of 25 years

w Physiotherapy, Osteopherapy w Acupuncture w Aesthetic anti-ageing Medicine without surgery w Special Treatment for Fibromyalgia and Stress - www.azenta.es

First 20 clients 1/2 price clean & whitening 150€ Implant specialist

We Speak English, German & French Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

Tel: 952 53 09 08

Not just R

ibs!!!

We specialise in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken Saturday 15th October LIVE MUSIC NIGHT!!

QUIZ NIGHT Last Saturday in the month SUNDAYS - 3 course lunch Bookings advisable Credit Cards taken torrox Costa - Block 88 (Next to tennis courts & auto 2000) tel: 95 253 2369 / 696 516 534 Closed Mondays


Clinica Casa Blanca Clinic for:

OSTeOPAThy

The BOweN TeChNique

Massage, Lymphatic drainage, Shiatsu, Reiki, Reflexology, ear-Acupunture, Craniosacral Therapy Do you suffer from back problems, spinal misalignment, pain in neck or shoulders, joint discomfort, tightness in muscles, internal ailments, migraines, fibromyalgy or do you just want relaxation from stress? The Bowen Technique is gentle and works on the whole body for inflammation, illness and pain. The treatment is safe and appropriate for everyone, from newborn babies to the frail and elderly.

Forever living products: inc. Minerals and Aloe Vera Products etc. Also home visits Ask about gift vouchers urb. Jardines del Mar, Blq C3, Torrox Costa (near garden Centre, 1km direction Nerja)

email: clinicacasablanca@gmail.com

www.clinica-casa-blanca.com

Tel: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673


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Redwell® Infrared Heating

New products from Redwell® Infrared Heating About us We are the main distributors in Spain for Redwell® Infrared Heating Systems, and have been in Torrox for more than six years. We have many references from happy customers all along the Costa del Sol, where work has included single rooms, apartments, houses and also villas where the whole radiator heating system has been taken out and completely replaced by Redwell® heaters. The excellent quality of the products, the frequently-enlarged product range, an extensive advice service and our co-operation with qualified electricians ensure the satisfaction and confidence of our clients. New: Additional product line

Our new product line of white frameless panels in different sizes offers you more power/watt for your money. Take the opportunity now and get your 600 watt for the price of 350 watt; 900 watt for the price of 600 watt and 1400 watt for the price of 900 watt. All the elements have the same Redwell®-approved quality and are also partial storage heaters that keep the running time lower. Redwell® is healthy warmth We humans have evolved with the capacity to absorb infrared heat. Infrared heat increases the circulation in the skin, stimulates the metabolism, is very hygienic due to cleaner air and has a detoxifying effect. Rheumatoid patients respond to a lack of air circulation. Asthmatic patients and allergy sufferers also benefit from clean air with less dust, pollen, bacteria and mould spores. Treat yourself to energy savings, high comfort, healthy indoor environment, no dust and no maintenance costs! Contact us or visit the exhibition in our shop!

The leading brand in infrared heating heat up your home in a healthy and economical way! Infrared Design Heating System: Pictures, Mirrors, Glass, Blackboards, Columns etc. -New additional product line of frameless white panels: More power for your money.

-All Redwell® heaters have a partial storage heater to keep running times lower.

10% discount with this advert

above: Picture heater abstract

Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952539742, mobile: 606423869, Email: sscharler@gmx.de

www.redwell.com, www.redwell.es


Sue & Carsten offer you a warm welcome

We have Danish OPEN SANDWICHES - ENGLISH HOME MADE PIES ITALIAN BAGUETTES with fillings of your choice. Taste our Roast Pork & Crackling with Red Cabbage on Ryebread or Sue’s Mexican Pie, or why not ask for Sands & C Special round homemade chips. Try also our DANISH PASTRIES - Custard, Raspberry, Cinnamon and our new Pecan Nut. Also fresh homemade LEMON CHEESECAKE with fresh oranges on top.

Music Night with “Vic Faulkner” from the band “HELLO” every Tuesday night at 9pm Wednesday 19th October - International quiz night starting at 8pm PRIZE Karaoke every Friday night at 9pm with “Major Bill” Artist Michael will be available to draw your Caricature Tuesday and Friday nights

Open from 11.30am to late 6 days a week Closed Thursdays

Tel: 952 967 734

Find us on Paseo Maritimo, Torrox Costa At the end of Avda. El Faro, down the steps and we are on the right just behind the “Ruins”

Find us on

Sands & C

Casa Maria Sky Sports

Jam Night - Mondays

(with hosts “Flip” & “Aqui te Partie”)

ESPN

Happy Hour Mondays - Saturdays - 5.30pm - 7pm Sundays 12pm - 4pm (1€ bottle, 2€ pint San Miguel, 1€ glass of wine)

Mondays & Wednesdays - Zumba - 10am  Sunday 30th October - Halloween Party - Fancy Dress Sunday afernoons - Football Specials! -  “Hot Pork & Stuffing” & “Hot Beef & Onion” Baps - 2.95€ Sundays - Karaoke from 7pm with Bjarne

Parties & Functions catered for Open 11am - Late 7 days a week Call: 667 954 901 or 664 259 968 Torrox Park (bar on the goat track) www.casamarias.webs.com


Cómpeta Office

CóMPEta

torrox Office ViLLa

209M2

sPaCiOUs ViLLa with iNtErNaL aNDaLUCiaN PatiO, 2 BEDs, 2 Baths, CENtraL hEatiNg, 2 garagEs, PLENty OF EXtra sPaCE , sOLD FUrNishED

rEF. 5171 CóMPEta

108M2

DELightFUL twO stOriED tErraCED hOUsE, 3 BEDs, 2 Baths, PaNOraMiC ViEws, PriVatE garDEN, waLkiNg DistaNCE tO CóMPEta, COMMUNaL POOL

rEF. 5185

PriCE: 210,000€

ViLLa

164M2

sPaCiOUs ViLLa with 4 BEDs, 4 BathrOOM, gUEst hOUsE, garagE, CENtraL hEatiNg, LargE POOL aND tErraCE arEa. gOOD LOCatiON

rEF. 5165

PriCE: 220,000€

tErraCED hOUsE

CaNiLLas DE aLBaiDa

CóMPEta

PriCE: 350,000€ FiNCa

92M2

CharMiNg COUNtry hOUsE, 2 BEDs, 1 Bath, LaND 9,300 M², gOOD aCCEss rOaD, BEtwEEN COMPEta & tOrrOX, LOVELy ViEws OF thE COUNtrysiDE. sOLD sEMi FUrNishED

rEF. 5177

PriCE: 180,000€


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Lexophiles For those lovers of words.... 1. A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired.

10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

4. A backward poet writes inverse

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.

14. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

15. A calendar's days are numbered.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

16. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. 17. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 18. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed. 19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

11 years experience on the Costa w Maintenance w Repairs w Technical Service w Diagnostics w Installations w Consultations Computerised analysis of water NOW AVAILABLE!! - Instant test for bacteria the only one on the Coast - Results in 20 mins Espa単ol - English - Francais - Nederlands

www.aquamarinepools.eu aquamarinepools@hotmail.com

600 811 355


WANTED *Cars *Motorhomes *Plant Machinery *Bikes

ANY YEAR - ANY REG. Totally everything considered We collect scrap vehicles from campo or urbanisations

CASH BUYERS *Embargos No Problem

Rick: 653 477 306 rickowenh@yahoo.co.uk

Ref. SH332

Ref. SH502

Big and bright 3 bedroom apartment

Nice townhouse in Algarrobo Costa, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, furnished kitchen, living room with chimney, big terrace, patio 35m2, closed garage, communal swimming pool, near the beach

in the centre of Torre del Mar and near the beach, 1 bath, fitted kitchen, wash room, living room.

96,000€ Ref. SH592

179,000€ Ref. SH633

Beautiful apartment in Algarrobo Costa in first row from the sea, completely renovated and furnished, 2 bedrooms with built-in wardrobe, 1 bath, furnished kitchen, glazed terrace and open terrace. Tennis court, garden and communal swimming pool. Marvellous sea views

Nice apartment in Torre del Mar and near

155,000€

105,000€

the sea, living room with a nice terrace, american kitchen, 1 bedroom, built-in wardrobe, 1 bath, communal swimming pool and tennis court.

C / infante 23, edif. Faro 1, bajo, 29740 Torre del Mar, Málaga, españa Tel./Fax. 0034 / 952 54 70 76 / 658 93 31 87 e-mail: info@suissehome.com www.suissehome.com


Brand new laptops at MEga Bargain Prices English with windows 7 and guarantees From Netbooks to 17” Laptops and Desktops Bush tDV 552 Mini Digital Camcorder, 8x Digital zoom, 2.4” TFT LCD screen, memory card SD and SDHC

60€

sony Cybershot w530 Camera 14 MP, 8x Digital zoom, 2.7 inch LCD Screen

100€

hP g56 15.6” Laptop 2GB RAM, 500GB Hard Drive, WIFI, Camera, Windows 7

350€

AMD Phenom II 6 core X6, 4GB memory, 500GB HDrive, 10 USB Ports, HDMI Windows 7

aCEr M3400 Blu-ray Desktop Tower

400€

Visit the online shop for a full range of models - or email for further information and a brochure.

ONLINE SHOP: WWW.EBAY.ES search in TIENDAS for MEGABYTE You can also find us at the Farmers Market in Trapiche on Tuesdays Email: megabyte.electricals@gmail.com w Telephone: 677 843 174 / 663 583 427

FrEE LOCaL DELiVEry!

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Stunning high Definition TV - For FRee? No Card, No Subscription, No Contract! Also available: Spanish Digital TV, FreeSat + hD, Sky Plus hD, other Language Systems Full range of Digital hD TV Sets, delivered and installed for free. installations, Dishes, Alignments, Cards, Multi-Room etc. Appointments available in all areas 7 days a week Call us early for same day service!! For a FREE - No Obligation - Home Demonstration Call: 657 484 853 Or email: tproctor29@yahoo.com ALL wORK FuLLy GuARANTeeD


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Geography of Women and Men Just a comparison....

people.

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts. THE END

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new

MANZ

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PVC & ALumiNium WiNdOWS & dOOrS

SALE/iNSTALLATiON:

w Doors w Windows w Sun Blinds w Mosquito Nets w Shower Doors w Blinds w Shutters El Cruce de Periana, Edf. Alzabel Bajo No. 3, Puente don Manuel, Alcaucin

Mobile: 608 241 429

Email: manzygarcia@gmail.com


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Great Britons

Beer

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today. But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:1. Argued over nothing. 2. Refused to apologise when obviously wrong. 3. Gained weight. 4. Talked excessively without making sense. 5. Became overly emotional 6. Couldn't drive. 7. Failed to think rationally, and, 8. Had to sit down while urinating.

October - Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10% discount on your breast screening when bringing this ad

Janet Van Dam tel: 618 989 125 (by appointment only) www.well-therm.com janetvandam@live.com

Clinics at: El Morche, Competa, Puente Don Manuel


The Garden Restaurant Fully air conditioned

Opening Hours Saturday morning Breakfasts served from 10am Full english 6€ (2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms & 2 toast) Small Breakfast 4€ (half the above), Bacon/Sausage/egg Sandwiches, eggs on toast (fried or scrambled), Toast & marmalade, etc. etc.

Open for Evening Menu from 6pm CLOSED THURSDAYS

Superb Sunday Roast (as informed by our customers)

3 courses only 10.95 € Choice of 6 Starters ~~~~~~~~ Choice of 3 meats Beef, Turkey & Pork (or combination of 2 meats) Lamb now available (3€ supplement) ~~~~~~~~ Choice of 6 Desserts 1pm - 6.30pm (last orders) followed by our Evening Menu from 7pm

eARLy BiRD SPeCiAL! 6 choices each of Starters, Mains & desserts. Have a Starter & Main or Main & Dessert including a glass of wine, beer or soft drink Now including Saturdays 6pm - 8pm

7.50€ Bookings now being taken for Christmas!!

Please call for more information:

665 070 281 / 618 496 269 Available for private functions, Birthdays, etc. with special menus or meals of your choice

To Puente don Manuel


Colmenar Gym

HEATING - COOLING - SOLAR SALES - SERVICE - MAINTENANCE Constant climates using the latest inverter technology Covering all the Axarquia region

English Dental Technician Over 20 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640

*Pilates

(Classes in Colmenar & Puente don manuel)

low impact aerobics

*Circuit training - freeweights *Personal training - one to one or groups new Zumba classes a great way to keep fit and have fun Contact: Carol 659 295 346 email: bodynsoul@hotmail.co.uk

DENtist Dr Bakri

*Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

Torrox Costa Tel: 952 53 20 12

Emergencies: 678 974 892


LeD LiGHTBOArDs

NeW!! NeW!! NeW!! NeW!! illuminous boards for sale Various sizes 7 different colours Aluminium frame 4 coloured pens with each board

“BriGHTeN UP YOUr BUsiNess”

Prices:

60 x 80cm - 120€ 40 x 60cm - 90€ 40 x 30cm - 70€

Call Nigel for more information on: 654 200 367 or email prestigeimports65@msn.com

www.happybunny.co


**SPANGLES** HAIR & NAILS

gEL NaiLs *sPECiaL OFFEr - OCtOBEr*

ONLy 20€ per set acyrlics 25€ per set hairdressing from 7€

Tel. Mobile 634 125 175 Torrox & surrounding areas

Hair by Patsy Formerly from Hotel Riu Ferrara Patsy is now at Monroe’s II in Nerja. Old & New Clients always welcome Calle Jaen 7, Nerja

Tel: 952 52 2518 Mob: 679 562 328

Mobile: 606 510 479 www.sunshinewoodwork.co.uk sunshinewoodwork@live.co.uk We have chicken coops for rent or sale

Fencing, gates, pergolas, car ports, decking, borders,  garden swings chairs, garden tables and chairs,  trellis in all sizes, plant pots and lots, lots more....

Moroccan Adventure Tours

Day trips or 2/3/4 nights, coastal village. Chefchaouen and the Rif Mountains. Including driver with 4x4. Ferry, Top quality accommodation, meals & local guides. Groups of 2-10 people. Also available, escorted day trips to Andalucian white villages and mountain drives. Also day trips to Gibraltar.

Phone: 663 458 348 / 690 771 209

Advertise here From 25 euros per month (minimum period 3 months) Call 664 210 468 sales@thesentinella.com Tlfn: (+34) 669 899 065 Email: acecarrental@hotmail.co.uk www.acecarrental.biz Long term Car Rental pcm Group B 375€ Group C 425€ Group D 475€ Zafira 7 seater 600€ 4x4 700€

Michael/Maria Reeve Airport pick-up and delivery Urb. Lomas del Sol nº4  Benajarafe Alto, 29790 MALAGA - SPAIN 

MANN & VAN

DOES YOUR SEPTIC TANK NEED CLEANING? Call us and we will come & empty your septic tank. (Certified)

CONSTRUCTIONS & RENOVATIONS

652 65 60 66 Competa, Malaga www.construccionesschmid.com E-mail: construccionesschmid@hotmail.com

UK Moves and Back Local Removals

20€ per hour Call Barry: 628 236 661 or 672 973 513


Our dental team specialise in complex cases and full-mouth restorations using dental implants with a particular emphasis on cosmetics

Spanish dentist registered with the General Dental Council UK (Registration No. 84912)

Fluent English and French spoken.

OPENING HOURS:

LOCATION:

Mon to Fri: 9am - 1pm 4pm - 8pm C/ Camino de Málaga nº 9 1º 29700 Vélez-Málaga (near Vélez-Málaga town hall)

Tel: 952 50 65 25


CAR BOOT SALE OLD & NEW

“BARGAINS GALORE” 1st Sunday of every month

Reliable Driver with Clean Van

Available for Removals & Clearances

9.30am - 1.30pm 

20€ per hour

Call: 619 471 301 / 669 600 419

Call: 6000 47435

Restaurant El Pantano (On the A356 towards Colmenar, overlooking the lake)

References available

Spanish Number Plates a Car Transfers aDriving Licences aInterpreting aOther Paperwork Sara Bright

951 167 094 / 658 501 610

Jewellery Traders

we Buy & SeLL SeCONDhAND: Gold, Silver, Jewellery, Coins, Jewellery repair GOOD RATeS PAiD FOR SCRAP & iTeMS!!

Tel: 635 497 033 email: spanishsunsets@hotmail.co.uk or come and see us at the following markets:

w w w w

Tuesdays - Trapiche 10am - 2pm Wednesdays - Hotel Saydo, Mollina 10am - 2pm Thursdays (1st in the month) - Iznaja 10am - 2pm Sundays - La Trocha (Coin) 10am - 2pm (near the lift)

Ever thought about artificial grass? Maintenance free Looks like real grass Enviroment, child and pet friendly Always green Suitable for every surface.

For more info or a free quotation Before

Call: 619 317 211 www.a X arVErDE .COM

After


Turn your terrace or balcony into all round living space? - The answer

Avda Andalucia, 125 Torre del Mar 952 54 36 53 or 616 000 888 wE sEarCh FOr FLats ON thE COast tO OFFEr OUr CLiENts Los romanes Great new townhouse with stunning views of the reservoir and the mountains, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, communal parts. pool parking, only 15 min. from the coast 110,000€ torre del Mar

150,000€

Save up to 50% compared to conventional retaining walls

Glass Curtains GREAT DEALS FOR AUTUMN!! BOOK NOW!! Product Benefits:

Other Products

w Doesn’t spoil views

Replacement

w Folds neatly away

Windows/Doors

w Elimates dust and dirt

Glass cut to size Shower Screens

w No need to bring furniture inside w Warmer winter homes

Repairs to all Glass

w Increases value to property w Adds security

Wonderful apartment in first line beach with fantastic sea views, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, f/f kitchen, completely renovated, communal pool and parking

w Reduces noise

Products Conservatories Solar Film

Timber Decking

Supplied and fitted to your design or supply only Call Glass Curtains Direct on: 626 458 954 email: glasscurtainsdirect@gmail.com www.firstglasscurtains.net

Dry-stone Gabion Walls Do it yourself or we supply and erect. Up to 50% saving against conventionally built stone walls

Do it yourself kits supplied with full instructions and advice or we can supply and erect using our own fully qualified staff. All products delivered direct from the manufacturer in the UK No planning required No architects drawings No long waits for building licences Suitable for landslips, retaining wall solutions & ornate landscaping All Gabion baskets are guaranteed for over 50 years against corrosion Gabions act as natural drainage so no water diversions are necessary No sand or cement needed

For a FREE no obligation quote & site survey call:

952 516 218 / 660 792 282 O r vi s i t our new websi te www.gabionspain.com / gabionspain@gmail.com


We welcome you to inspect, select & collect from our ShOwROOM at LAKe ViÑueLA In order to give clients individual attention please phone for an appointment before visiting. We are situated at KM29 (on right) off A356 1km past Camping & Pantano Restaurant. We are signposted from there. From bouncy chairs to buggies, stairgates to sterilisers. Everything you need for when little ones come to visit. PhONe DAwN ON: 627 931 360 weBSiTe: www.nurseryneeds.com eMAiL: dawn@nurseryneeds.com

Printer ink cartridges

Original or Compatible for all major printer brands Free delivery from Nerja to Rincon de la Victoria on all orders over 60€

Example: Epson, Brother and Canon compatible ink cartridges from 5€ each We also stock a full range of office and home stationery supplies, blank media CD & DVD, printing paper, note pads, pens, pencils, laminating sheets, office card, plastic cards & wallets

Visit us at your local markets every week, 10am -1.30pm Tuesday: Los Jardines del Trapiche (nr Velez Malaga) Wednesday: Algarrobo Costa (Lidl car park) Friday: Chiringuito Antonio Puente don Manuel Sunday: La Trocha Shopping mall Coin

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Spiders have 48 knees. Scientists have found spiders in amber that dates back about two million years. The largest spider ever was the Megarachne which had a diameter of 50 cm. The fossil was found in Argentina. The bite from a black widow spider is not automatically fatal. In fact, less than one per cent of all people bitten by this spider run the risk of dying, and most of them are saved with the use of anti-venom.

Certain female species of spiders, such as the Australian crab spider, sacrifice their bodies as a food source for their offspring. Most spiders have eight eyes, but some have less. Some male spiders pluck their cobwebs like a guitar to attract female spiders.

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The skeleton of a spider is located on the outside of the body.

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Amazing Insects (Continued) Larger spiders, such as the huge bird eating spiders, can actually catch and subdue animals as large as bats, mice, fish, birds and even snakes with their strong webs.

Of the 35,000 species of spiders, only 27 are known to have caused human fatalities. Spiders are not able to chew. Spiders will recycle their silk. They eat up what isn’t useful any more and start again with fresh stuff.

Spiders usually have eight eyes, but still they cannot see that well. Fried spiders taste like nuts. There are about 34,000 species of spiders. Spiders have claws at the ends of their legs.

The jumping spider will pounce on its prey and, just to be safe, it spins a safety line so that if it misses its mark, it can climb back home again.

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Bar Atila Bar Atila’s Re-launch night Puente don Manuel

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POOL TABLE

INTERNET ACCESS

FREE WI-FI

SKY SPORTS

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NEW LOOK! NEW MENU! Talk of the Town!

Open 10am til late. Kitchen open til 9pm (til 5pm on Sundays)

Mon - 8pm - Bingo

(Part books available, rollover cash prize)

Tue - 8.30pm - Kim’s Quiz Wed - 2pm - Pool Club (all welcome)

Thur - Closed

HALLOWEEN PARTY! Sunday 30th October Children’s Party starting at 5pm Fancy Dress!

HAPPY HOUR! Mon - Fri 6pm - 7pm Beer - €1.50 / pint Spirit & mixer - €2.00 New Menu includes: Home-made Fish Pie Nicky´s Sticky Ribs! Sunday Roasts ALL DAY Breakfast

Nicky, Kim and staff would like to welcome you to Bar Atila

For information or bookings please call:

663 393 987

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The Word Queen Throughout my busy days – which usually involve a lot of editing, some reading, and unfortunately only a smudge of socialising – I receive a heap of emails asking how to find a literary agent.

getting a referral. Try joining local writing groups so your work will be seen by other established writers. Or get your stories published in magazines and sign up to online writer’s communities.

Well that’s a good question to ask and as we all tend to follow instructions far better when presented with steps, that’s just what I now give you…

step 4. If you don’t land a referral write a query letter describing your work.

step 1. First, make sure your manuscript is finished and polished. Have it professionally edited if you can afford it. step 2. Spend some time on the internet getting to know the business. You’ll need to read blogs, talk to booksellers, attend writing conferences, speak to authors, etc. Agents may just be impressed with your knowledge. step 3. The best way through the door is by

step 5. Find agents to post your letter to. Try to target agents who represent your genre. Find the agent’s submission guidelines and follow them with precision. step 6. Wait patiently for a request to see your partial or in some cases, full manuscript! Good luck chuck! Love & Light, The Word Queen xx

Mussel Night

Saturday 29th October w A mixed tapas tasting wEat as many mussels as you can!! w19.50€ wLive Music wIf you don’t like mussels, you can choose a fresh sole or succulent entrecote steak Reserve your table now with deposit!!

For reservations please call: 952 965 424 or 662 086 854

email: restaurantelsalmon@hotmail.com Avda. Andalucia 56, Torre del Mar


Vanessa´s Traditional Sunday Roast to share

Daytime or evening Chicken, Pork or Beef served with traditional trimmings Always very popular so book early! 3 courses from 20€ per couple

The Lemon Tree “el Limonero” Lounge Bar site b e w new eerio.es r u o r k at lemont o o L .the w w w

New Chef! New Specials Board Menu! A must try! 10% discount on dining Tuesday and Wednesday evenings Example Special Board Menu Starters - all 4.50€ Prawns Pil Pil ~~~~ Grilled Aubergine & Salsa Verde ~~~~ Baked Camembert ~~~~ Creamy Garlic Mushrooms ~~~~ Black Pudding Goat’s Cheese & Onion Chutney

Mains

Chicken Breast au pouvre with Dauphinous Pots & French Peas - 8.50€ ~~~~ Beef Stroganoff with Rice or Dauphinous Pots & Salad Garnish - 9.50€ ~~~~ Chicken Breast, Mushrooms, White wine & cream, Dauphinous Pots & French Peas - 8.50€ ~~~~ Sirloin au pouvre choice of Pots and Veg - 14.00€ ~~~~ Baby Sole in Garlic Butter, New Pots and Peas - 8.50€

Main menu favourites still available Sat 29th October - Halloween Party!! with live music - Fancy Dress optional

OPENING HOURS

Tuesday - Friday from 6pm 1pm Saturday & Sunday Private functions catered for

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(Turn right and right again at the Painted Star on the road)

Call: 620 3535 94

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ArKWriGHTS

The British Store & More your No. 1 Stop Shop Open 7 days a week OF PUENTE DON MANUEL - NEAR LAKE VIñUELA NExT TO THE FERRETERIA, AT THE END OF THE PARADE OF SHOPS AT THE CRUz DE PERIANA.

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BOxED CHRISTMAS CARDS JUST ARRIVED FROM .30CTS. (FOR 20 CARDS)! THESE CARDS ARE PRICED £2.50!!! DIARIES FROM .65CTS Opening hours: Monday - saturday 9am - 7.30pm sunday 10am - 4 pm


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where you are Number ONe Not one of a number Puente don Manuel OCTOBeR OFFeRS :15% OFF ALL BAKiNG PRODuCTS Taking orders now for all your Christmas Fayre, including British Gammons, Fresh Turkeys, in fact ANyThiNG you need. Scottish Swede, Genuine British Parsnips & Spring Onions Our stock is too extensive to list, please contact us for more details, as we have in excess of 8,000 lines. we are 99% successful in obtaining the unobtainable in Spain. ARKwRiGhTS iS FOR SALe – CONTACT uS FOR DeTAiLS we ONLy CLOSe TwO DAyS OF The yeAR, ChRiSTMAS DAy & New yeAR’S DAy, we DO NOT CLOSe FOR SPANiSh OR BRiTiSh hOLiDAyS

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Psychic Medium Energy Healer

A tall Spanish lady came to my stand at the psychic and healing fair in Malaga. As I tuned into her life, she understood me perfectly, though her English was not perfect. Suddenly, her mother, who was in the spirit world, came through. I had a message, which was happy birthday, and a huge apology for not being giving and supportive enough. The lady shed tears of happiness and began to let go of her past issues with her mother. That night, I slept like a baby and dreamed I was given a bunch of flowers. These were white with a single rose in the middle, and I immediately knew the reading I had given this lady was not enough. Her mother was asking me to do something else. As I meditated as usual the next morning, I had a flash of white flowers with a single rose; it was like someone pushing a photo in front of my face. 30 minutes later, I decided to give up the meditation because this picture just would not go, so I walked my dogs and went for a coffee before leaving for the second day of the show. There are two flower men who come to Mijas Pueblo every Saturday, and on this day, there was a load of white flowers and right next to them, a bunch of roses. Without thinking, I asked for one white bunch and a single rose in the middle. Like a flash, my heart stopped racing and a peaceful air of happiness came over me. I went to the fair in Malaga with a bunch of flowers for a stranger I knew nothing about, apart from her persistent mother in spirit. As I waited for this lady at her stand, I saw her coming towards me. I was nervous, but as she approached me, she looked at the flowers in my hand and burst into tears. As I started to explain why I had done this, she stopped me and tearfully said: “I knew this was going to happen.” Not having to explain myself was so profound and magical, and makes me understand that at certain times in our lives, we need to know our family on the other side does listen and care. My job was done. When I got home and told my wife what had happened, she just replied that I must have felt I needed to do this. I know I am the luckiest man alive to have such an understanding and caring soul mate. Part 5 is dedicated to Suzie Bajerski (one in a galaxy of stars.) Till next time, may you feel the love of your family and friends in spirit ….for they are closer than you think.

B O a r D i N g C at t E ry Canillas de aceituno

We offer safe, tranquil accomodation for your cat. Our pens are safe and secure but with all the comforts of home, making it very cosy. Only 20 mins from Torre del Mar, inland towards Vinuela, Campo Cats is a short 2 min drive from a main tarmac road which gives very good access. We welcome inspection visits where we can discuss your cat’s personal needs. We only accept cats that are fully vaccinated Also, we can provide a collection & delivery service. For further details, call Linda on: 665 510 735 www.campocats.com


pino electricidad 19.95€

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Custudio Puga, 9-a tOrrE DEL Mar (Behind the taxi rank)

tel: 95 254 03 92 Fax: 95 254 32 93 www.pinoelectricidad.es


Weston Kennels & Cattery Fully Licensed Kennels

A real home from home for your pets looked after by a very nice bloke

Over 18 years experience Collection Service Long stays our speciality We also have CAS dogs & cats looking for a home tel: 951 254 134 660 167 902

Email: terrygweston@yahoo.com we are on the torrox - Competa road, 100m from Pavo real

kIELER JURGEN

RE ST SE U AU o A h RA k I B A R A NT E E R ST FET CA Specialities in Lamb, Spare Ribs & Steaks

Saturday 15th October - “OKTOBERFEST” Pork knuckle, Live music with “FRED” Bavarian Specials

NEW! NEW! - “Eat as much as you like” Buffet Changing daily e.g. Fish, Meat, BBQ, Schnitzel, Salads Crispy Duck with all the trimmings - only 12.50€ Home made food available for Take Away (vacuum packed on the premises) Private functions catered for with Special Menus Open 9am - 11pm (closed Tuesdays) Nr. Centro International 72, Bajo, Algarrobo Costa (opp. large swimming pool)

Tel: 952 555 402


OCTOBER DEALS: Solar Panels:

shuco - 150lt - 1,900€ or 200lt - 2,150€ or 300lt - 2,670€ heat sun - 160lt - 1,750€ or 300lt - 2,500€

Air Conditioning:

Mitsuco - 2,400 fr. - 525€ or 3,180 fr. - 590€ samsung - 2,150 fr. - 650€ or 2,900 fr. - 750€

Heat Pumps:

Power First - 20m3 - 40m3 - 1,750€

we offer garden design and general maintenance including:

Automatic Irrigation Systems, Drainage, Pest Control Garden and Pool Maintenance Pergolas, Printed Concrete


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How Fairy Tales Really End!! Cinderella

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Snow White

Belle (Beauty & the Beast)

Little Red Riding Hood

The Little Mermaid

Sleeping Beauty

Tweetie Pie is 60 years old!!

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Benamocarra and there is now a more modern water feature with a statue and the road has been blocked on one side to provide a pedestrian area. Benamocarra is situated 33 kilometres from Málaga and just 9 kilometres from the coast, the closest beach being the naturist beach at Almayate. The town is of Arabic origin and its name derived from Banu Mukarram which means The Tribe of Mukarram who were quite possibly Berbers. Benamocarra was conquered by Ferdinand the Catholic after the capture of VélezMálaga in 1487 and the following years proved to be an uneasy time for both Christians and Muslems. After the expulsion of the Moriscos (the Muslim converts to Christianity) in the latter part of the 16th century, Christians returned to the town from Antequera, Estepa, Puente Genil and other locations. The lovely Gothic style church of Santa Ana which was built in the 16th century has a Mudejar tower and is quite majestic inside with its high wooden beamed ceiling and the streets surrounding it are typical of the area, narrow, steep, white washed and full of plant pots brimming with colourful flowers and plants. All the usual facilities are provided with many shops hidden away in houses, banks, hairdressers, bars, restaurants and a health centre. The village square has been changed recently and the once beautiful fountain which was in the middle of the roundabout has been dismantled

There are many foreigners living in and around this lively village and as I stopped to take a photo in a typical Spanish square an english voice said, “I´ll just get out of your way”! The locals are extremely friendly and welcome us guirri´s into their towns and their homes. Benamocarra boasts a Music and Culture Festival with free food and drink to tempt locals and strangers alike and the streets are full of performers playing different types of music from traditional, with groups dressed in medieval costume to popular and jazz and even classical being played in the church. It’s certainly a treat for all the senses and a festival that should not be missed. There is another famous festival where the younger members of the community dress up as witches and goblins and in the springtime the annual Romeria where all the townsfolk suddenly appear to have acquired a horse and they all show off their riding skills, the men dressed in typical Spanish equestrian outfits with tight black pants and fresh white shirts and waistcoats topped off by a large black hat, quite often sitting behind them is the girl of their choice sporting a poker dotted frilly Spanish dress. You don´t often see a Spanish female riding astride in trousers, this is reserved for the foreign jinete´s who not only ride alongside the men but even enter the equestrian competitions sometimes even winning a prize! Olé!

Property Of The Month - AS2392 Benamocarra 125,000€ 125,000€

Absolutely charming village house situated in a quiet, picturesque square, walking distance to all amenities with parking close by in the street. This completely renovated property comprises lounge with fireplace, storage room, fitted kitchen open plan to dining room, garden with guest bedroom and ensuite shower room. Stairs lead up from the lounge to a second sitting room with door to roof terrace, 2 steps up to large bathroom with separate shower and bedroom 2.


PrOPErty sPECiaLists siNCE 2001 iF yOU haVE PrOPErty tO sELL CaLL saLLy ON 626 038 851 or 952 436 781

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AS2276            El Borge 219,000€

AS2535  Salto de Negro   199,000€

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131m2 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom villa with pool, 4,800m2 plot, fabulous mountain and sea views

159m2 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house with garden, roof terrace with lovely views and dip pool

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638m2 12 bedroom, 5 bathroom home with disabled ramps, pool, sea views and 128m2 communal room

50m2 1 bedroom house with roof terrace and lovely views across to Velez-Malaga and beyond

144m2 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house with internal courtyard garden and roof terrace

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THE MOSQUITO SCREEN COMPANY

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We have now been Screening the Costas and Inland for 9 years We manufacture all types of screens, any shape, any colour Magnetic - Aluminium Sliders Roller Screens - American Swing Doors and Patio/Balcony Enclosures ALUMINIUM - U.P.V.C WINDOWS, DOORS & CONSERVATORIES w w w

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Population - 4.5 million Language - French Located - Central Africa Capital - Bangui Currency - CFA religion - Christian Main Exports - Diamonds Literacy rate - 48% Life Expectancy - 48 years g.D.P. Per Capita - US $450 total area - 622,984 sq km

National sport - Football Famous for - The country is endowed with virgin rainforests and has some of the highest densities of lowland gorillas and forest elephants in Africa. Interesting Facts - Within the Central African Republic, HIV/AIDS is still spreading, and the country is seriously afflicted by destabilising financial and social problems. The country has the potential to be a major tourist destination, but generally, that's defeated by its poor infrastructure. However, for those who venture in (mostly Europeans), the pristine parks and wildlife are second to none, and hunting safaris (sadly) are still a big business. National parks are home to forest elephants, lions, leopards, rhinos and countless other animals. One of the lowland gorilla's last habitats is found in the rainforests of the south.

the friday market Chiringuito Carlos (formerly Chiringuito Antonio)

Puente Don Manuel Every Friday 9.30am - 1.30pm

Star Buys for October!!!!!!

New season`s Cashmere sweaters from 10€ Home made pies 2.50€ each or two for only 4€!! Full range of printer cartridges at great prices Selection of locally grown fruit and veg New selection of doggies` loofa from 6€ Genuine Timex, Seconda watches all below RRP Watch batteries fitted from only 3€ Quality baby/children`s knitwear - orders taken Beautiful dolls with handknitted outfits 18€

Silver plated `Pandora` bracelets only 5€ `Pandora` beads only 75 cents Laptop cooling pads only 15€ Electronic cigarettes and refill cartridges Genuine leather shoulder bags only 6€ Watch key rings - great pressies - only 5€ Ladies & mens` wellies only 10€ Designer Uggs with badged heel 10€ Man Bags only 5€

Lastly but by no means least - back by popular demand BiG KNiCKeRS - only 1.25€ a pair !!!

If you have something interesting to sell and would like to join us at the market call Karen: 674 526 968 only 3€ a pitch!


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Random Jokes :) One afternoon a lawyer riding in his limousine saw two men at the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The second man, in a pitiful voice, "But sir, I also have a wife with me - and six children!" "Bring them all" the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as he limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows said to the lawyer, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really

love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." ------------------------------------------------------------The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.” She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember — You're in this together — It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.” The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?”, answered the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk??”

the friday market Stall of the month - “NEw 2 yOU ” Ladies, Men’s and Children’s quality clothing

We have a very wide range of new, catalogue returns and previously loved clothing. For the ladies there are coats, jackets, fleeces, dresses, skirts, trousers, jeans, cardigans and tops, in sizes 10 to 26. For the Men - Overcoats, jackets, fleeces, trousers, jeans, sweaters and shirts. In sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

Why pay High Street prices for quality clothing, come and pick up a fantastic bargain at a fantastically low price. Prices start from just 1€ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brands include- PerUna, Marks and Spencer, Oasis, Wallis, Evans, Dorothy Perkins, Biba, Zara, Ted baker, Nike, Adidas and many many more. Come and find us at the Friday Market at Chiringuito Carlos, we are under the pergola

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Name: Eric Daniel Pierre Cantona Birthday: 24th May 1966 age: 45 sign: Gemini Birthplace: Marseille Marital status: Married Children: Raphael (born 1988) and Josephine (born 1995) Occupation: Professional footballer 1983 – 1997 Claim to fame: The infamous kung foo kick at a spectator This gifted French footballer-turned-actor is known as much for his outbursts of temper as his abilities on the field. Disciplinary problems have haunted him throughout his career, at times overshadowing his tremendous flair and skill as a player and manager. He has amassed a whole new fanbase in recent years after retiring from football and turning to film and the-

atre acting. He is also a talented painter and amateur philosopher. Cantona played for Auxerre, Martigues, Marseille, Bordeaux, Montpellier, Nîmes and Leeds United before ending his professional footballing career at Manchester United in 1997. He wore the number 7 shirt at United, which was previously worn by George Best and Bryan Robson, and subsequently by David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo. He was nicknamed "King Eric" by Manchester United fans and voted as the club’s greatest ever player by Inside United magazine. In his five years with United (1992–1997) he made 144 appearances and scored 64 goals. His family home was a cave in one of the hills in the Caillols area of Marseille, which was rumoured to have been used as a look-out post for the German army towards the end of the Second World War. In 1988, while playing for Marseille, he received a one year ban from the French team for calling the national coach, Henri Michel, "one of the world's most incompetent trainers." In 1991, after having threatened to quit football completely, he was advised by his psychoanalyst to seek employment in England after yet more disciplinary issues in France. He starred in a 2009 film directed by Ken Loach called Looking For Eric. He scored 161 goals in his professional career, including 20 for the French national team. His first blockbuster film ‘Elizabeth’ saw him working with massive United fans, Christopher Eccleston and Angus Deayton. The film, which also starred Sir Richard Attenborough, Joseph Fiennes, Cate Blanchett, Sir John Gielgud and Kathy Burke, won one Oscar. Cantona is currently involved with beach football and manages the French national team.


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Allotment

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Now that the heat of the summer isn’t sO intense, kami and i decided to start planting some veggies in our brand new allotment, which is based in Mezquitilla. this time we thought we’d do it the professional way, so we even invested in some plastic covering as a weed prevention measure.

Are you ‘normal?’ Check out these interesting statistics below before you decide!

We headed to the garden centre and bought whatever they had in stock – lettuces, onions, tomatoes, various herbs, aubergines, and peppers. José (who rents out the allotments) and his lovely little boy, Samuel, even helped us plant them! So far all seems to be going well, apart from the fact that our lettuces have died….apparently we were sold some dodgy ones! It's actually quite fun pulling out the weeds as they pop up through the plastic, and usually with just one tug they come up, roots and all. I’m sure there’ll be more to tell about our allotment next month, but for now it’s back to the watering…!

*21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. *Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. *40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. *27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. *29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store. *50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theatres to avoid the high prices of snack foods. *10% believe in the 10 Commandments. *82% believe in an afterlife. *28.1% pee in the pool. Think about that next time you go swimming! *13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. *29% are virgins when they marry. *58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. *10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. Well that’s as clear as mud!!

Heather Gail Harman b.a hons 'Have you always wanted to Draw & Paint'?

Openings for beginners now available from September/October on Heather’s highly successful art courses. Contact Heather for details

Puente don Manuel - Mondays Torre del Mar/Benajarafe - Thursdays Lake Viñuela - Fridays

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Film iew e Of Life e Rev the tr The Tree of Life is a metaphysical inquiry into mankind’s place in the grand scheme of things that releases waves of insights amid its narrative. This fifth feature in Terrence Malick’s eccentric career is a creation that ponders the imponderables, asks the questions that religious and thoughtful people have posed for millennia, and provokes philosophical musings along with personal introspection. Some people who watch this semi-baffling film might fail to grasp the connection between the depiction of the beginnings of life on Earth and the travails of a 1950s Texas family. But critical passions, along with Brad Pitt in one of his finest performances, will stir specialised audiences to attention. This film is shaped in an unconventional way, not as a narrative with normal character arcs and dramatic tension but more like a symphony with several movements, each expressive of its own natural phenomena and moods. Arguably,

Juxtaposed with the rare and random images are the lamentations of a mother (Jessica Chastain) for a son who has just died in unexplained circumstances. Occupying a pleasant but not lavish home on a wide dirt street in a town that matches one’s idealized vision of a perfect 1950s community, the family is dominated by a military veteran father (Pitt) who lays down the law to his three boys. He’s compulsively physical with them, playfully, affectionately and violently, and yet he rigidly holds something back. Least effective is the material centred on the oldest O’Brien kid, Jack, portrayed as a middle-aged man by Sean Penn. A successful architect, Jack looks troubled and preoccupied as he moves through a world defined by giant Houston office towers. While the connection to Jack’s childhood years is clear, the dramatic contributions of these largely wordless scenes are weak, even at the end, when a sense of reconciliation and closure is sought by the sight of disparate souls gathering on a beach. Star Rating – ***/***** be prepared to think deep!


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What’s New? New in the Axarquia this month.... Antonio Martinez Dentist is a dental practice using the latest digital technology to provide a high level of quality and hygiene. Situated in Velez-Málaga town centre specialising in complex cases and full-mouth restorations using dental implants with a particular emphasis on cosmetics. They use ultra modern equipment and have superb, ultra modern premises. Call: 952 50 65 25 or see main advert on page 49 Nerja Solutions provide simple, safe, pay as you go wireless broadband. No landline or contracts required. Whether you live on the Costa del Sol all year round or come and go, their latest campo and town based broadband internet product is completely wireless thus eliminating the need for Telefonica! Internet anywhere with a low cost installation of professional grade wifi equipment, matched with simple PayGo options, their product is simply unbeatable. Call: 952 527 145 or see advert on page 25. Spraytec provide cost efficient vehicle body repairs. From a simple buff and polish to dents and scratches. With many years experience why not get those niggly little scratches removed and get your car looking great again. With free estimates you have nothing to lose. Call Dave now on 951 167 039 or 693 563 483. See advert on page 81. Technicas Maro have been providing comfort

and energy saving solutions since 1992. Heating, cooling and solar energy, it’s your one stop shop. They are suppliers of the fantastic SolarVenti dehumidifiers that keep your property damp free and ventilated all year round for zero running costs. They also supply and fit air conditioning, Solar Water heating and offer breakdown services on all heating and cooling systems. Call: 952 529 538 or see advert on page 12. Inmobiliaria Doblado are based in the heart of Torre del Mar and actively search for mainly flats and apartments along the coast to meet your requirements. Give Daniela a call on: 952 54 36 53 or 616 000 888 or see advert on page 50 Shelves, Shelves, Shelves customed made for your home. The bespoke shelving is hand made to fit your personal requirements. The unique shelving solution. Call Paul on 634 492 385 or see advert below. Security Specialist Spain are the professional installers of security systems. All systems are designed by professional designers and all installations are performed by trained and certified installers and carry a 2 year warranty guarantee. They offer the best value for money which means more than just the lowest prices, it means getting the highest quality products for your budget. Choosing quality always provides the best value. Systems start from as little as 1,995€. Call today for a free quote on: 639 486 301 or see advert on page 85


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Nerja is renowned for its friendly, efficient local businesses, caring charities and all-round community spirit. It makes sense to support the best of the best, so check these out! If your car needs repairing, or you want to have it spray painted, visit Jonathan at artucolor for the best price and service. Artucolour is a general mechanics workshop offering car body repairs and body painting.

rafters rastro – New 2 You Shop. We buy and sell your unwanted household items. We sell a huge variety of goods which are changing every day. Normally we have in stock; a wide range of furniture, lamps, vases, ornaments, general bric a brac, books and good quality second-hand clothes. Contact Alan or Wendy. Visit ink and Chips on C/Perez. They have all that you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges and peripherals as well as laptop and printer sales. They also offer technical service 365 days a year. Dentadanes Dental Clinic offer top-quality Danish dental care at Spanish prices; a successful concept they have used since they were established in 1991. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 5pm. They speak English, Danish / Scandinavian, German, Spanish and Italian. Come and see Glenn and Carlos at the Big garage. With more than 40 years experience as mechanics, they speak English and Spanish and specialise in Land Rovers and 4 x 4s. They can also give your car a full service. They use genuine Bearmach Land Rover parts and accessories, and they're easy to find. As you head down from the motorway, turn right at the new Lidl exit, keep


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Recipe Of The Month Blackened Barbecue Pork Fillets

to 20 minutes or until nicely charred. Every time you turn the meat, brush it generously with the

Ingredients for the marinade •½ teaspoon cumin seeds •1 teaspoon fennel seeds •2 cloves •1 heaped tablespoon sweet smoked paprika •zest and juice of 1 orange •a small bunch of fresh thyme, leaves picked and very finely chopped •4 garlic cloves, peeled and very finely chopped •150ml Heinz organic tomato ketchup •6 tablespoons balsamic vinegar •4 x 400g pork fillets, preferably free-range or organic •sea salt and freshly ground black pepper optional •a handful of fresh coriander, leaves picked and chopped Optional •juice of 1 lemon Method Skewers are useful for this recipe. They hold the four fillets together, making it easier to turn over when on the barbecue or under the grill. It also makes serving slightly easier because when you come to slice the fillets up, you can do it between the skewers, giving you pork "lollipops" of blackened meat, which is quite fun. But if you don't have them, you can just use your tongs. To make your marinade, crush up the cumin, fennel seeds and cloves in a pestle and mortar and mix with the paprika, orange zest and juice, thyme, garlic, ketchup and balsamic vinegar. Season the pork fillets with salt and pepper, then toss them in most of the marinade until completely coated. Feel free to marinate for half a day, but at least an hour. If you have metal or wooden skewers, lay the fillets side by side and skewer them together about 2.5cm apart. When you're ready to cook, simply put the meat on to a barbecue or under a hot grill for 15

leftover marinade so you build up a sticky, blackened glaze. When they're done, put the fillets on a big platter and allow to rest for 5 minutes. Slice the meat between the skewers, or just slice each fillet in half, and sprinkle over some chopped coriander or squeeze over some lemon juice if you fancy.


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Tom O ‘Brien - Gone But Never Forgotton x On the evening of 12th August a very special man was suddenly (and without warning) taken from us. Tom spent his last afternoon doing what he loved most - out at sea with Sharon and good customers / friends, laughing, swimming and having a good time. Those of you who were fortunate to know Tom, knew him as a genuine, h o n e s t , f r i e n d l y, larger than life character, who lived life to the full. Tom will be sadly missed, but his spirit will live on forever.

Sharon and the team at Master Craft & AIM will continue to provide the professional and efficient service that Tom had built up over the past 8 years, and would like to thank you all for your love and support at this very sad time. "This day is remembered and quietly kept, No words are needed, we shall never forget, For those we love don’t go away, They walk beside us every day. Unseen and unheard, but always near, So loved, so missed, and so very dear. " R.I.P. my darling xx


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*LED (Light Emitting Diode). There are two types of LED lighting: mains voltage and low voltage, both of which operate on DC voltage via converters or direct to 220 V.

Want to watch the excitement and tension of all the Barclay’s Premiership football games live and in HD with 5.1 Dolby sound, but they’re not available on Sky? With the advent of new satellite technology in Spain, we are now able to provide this subscription service to our customers. You can watch all 380 games each season for less than €1 per game. This package also has lots of other sport available including cricket, tennis and Formula 1, with rugby and American wrestling coming soon. Would you like a taster to see what it’s like? Then why not come along to one of our weekly demonstrations which are held every Saturday, starting at 2pm, and see for yourself how it works. (See main advert on page 42 for full information on the demonstrations.) If you like Spanish league lootball, we also have available “Gol TV,” a subscription terrestrial service for Spanish digital TV. For more information contact Sat.Co Tel 657 484 853

*Mains voltage LED lamps are simple and can be used to replace a conventional light source, when they both have the same lamp holder requirements. (The most popular change is to use a GU10 LED in a GU10 fitting.) *LED lighting works by passing a current through a diode element. Where a conventional lamp heats up a filament which then glows, an LED gives off light when current flows through it, with almost no heat generated. An LED runs cool and is great where heat is an issue. *LED lighting is quoted as “fit and forget” because of the long lifespan of each lamp. Some lamps are quoted as potentially lasting as long as 100,000 hours and even more, due to their low running temperature and mechanical robustness of construction. *LED lighting technology is moving fast with LED lamp variety ever increasing. LED lamps are becoming available in much brighter outputs and smaller sizes, which allow them to replace the conventional light bulb completely. The major leap here has been the capacity to extract more light from the same amount of power. *LED lighting is far more efficient than both conventional and modern “low-energy” lamps. The technology also makes it easy to contol light sequences and colour changes. *When choosing an LED, it is important to look at the overall light output of each lamp, to decide whether the light source will give you the required amount of illumination. *Use LED lighting both indoors and outdoors. *Replace regular or conventional lights of 50 watts with one LED lamp only using 2.7 watts! *By replacing your conventional lights with LED from LED BIOGEST, you could cut your energy costs by 15 to 20 times. *LED BIOGEST, engineering, light replacement, 3 years total warranty. We will evaluate a quote regarding your specific requirements. LED BIOGEST, 952965892.- 660325222 Facebook: LED BIOGEST NUSTATADE Website www.onleds.eu


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Book Launches “Not Joined UP Surviving Retirement On The Costa Del Sol”

The Spain that Hemingway never saw Ever meet a blind beggar who rides a motor-bike, a woman cured of disease by visions of the Virgin, a medic whose injections are to die for, a phantom who terrorised a village? They're all there, along with a host of other colourful characters in David Baird's book, Sunny Side Up - The 21st century hits a Spanish village, just relaunched in a new edition.

Author: Carole Hart has lived in El Morche for ten years. Her first book “Leaving England” was published last year by Black Leaf Publishing. She has now used her observations of ex-pat life to write Not Joined Up. Plot: Not a sequel to Leaving England but a novel set in a fictional seaside town where a mixed bunch of ex-pats struggle with the weather, the language, bureaucracy and the many bewildering aspects of living in Spain. It covers six months of 2010, the rain, the heat, the World Cup, the féria, quiz nights, Spanish lessons and endless discussions over bacon sandwiches and cups of tea. Very funny and at times poignant it is a fresh look at the realities of the Spanish dream, with images you will not easily forget. Availability: It is available online from Amazon.co.uk, Play.com and as a KINDLE DOWNLOAD from Amazon.com. Paperback copies are available from the author and at book signings. First book signing will be at the Table Top Sale at Los Amigos Bar, Torrox Park on 5th Nov. Consult “Digame” online magazine for further details. Not Joined Up is essential reading for all ex-pats, visitors and anybody thinking about making the big move.

Expat reminiscences about life in Spain are two-a-penny, but this book stands out for one special reason. It gets under the skin of a rural Málaga community as it shifts from a medieval life style into the computer age. "Baird's ironic glance back over the past 30 years is recommended reading for anybody who has ever wondered what happened to 'the real Spain'," according to the Sunday Times. Forget about romanticised, superficial views of life in the sun. This book looks at what really goes on behind those white walls and describes it with irony and affection. There’s passion here, but there’s also pathos. There’s hilarity, there’s humour, but there’s also an insightful dissection of local ways, as well as a wicked glance at expatriate eccentricities. It may read like fiction, but it’s all fact. It’s the Spain that Hemingway never saw and never wrote about. David does not name the village hit by the 21st century, though he does admit that he has lived in Frigiliana for more than 30 years. He says he has changed many names, "to protect myself and to protect the guilty". To celebrate the new edition of Sunny Side Up, published by Maroma Press (http://maromapress.wordpress.com/), David is throwing a wine party on Friday, 21st October. All are welcome at this Book Happening, scheduled to start at 7.30pm at 76 Calle Real, Frigiliana (close to the Ayuntamiento on the main street).


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Random Joke Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take off, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take off, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, so I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, the other Arab said, "That looks good I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, "Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between our Nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pi**ing in cokes?"

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BEM idiomas Another summer is very nearly over.... or is it, as I write this at 11.30pm and it is still 24 degrees Celsius outside? The schools are back and this September, my daughter, aged three years and three months, has started school. She was very excited at the thought of going to school with her sister, but little did she know that she would not actually be in the same classroom. She has shown her sadness by crying every day for six days so far. Even though she was born in Spain, she attended an English nursery where they just taught the basics in Spanish, colours, numbers etc... My thoughts behind this were that she would soon catch up with the Spanish language, but I wanted to make sure that she could speak English before mastering a second language. Those of you who read my article every month will know that when I started Spanish lessons three years ago, I gave myself a challenge that I would speak Spanish before my daughter did. After just six days at school, despite the tears every morning, I am amazed at the Spanish that she has been coming out with and I am now thinking that she may beat me after all! Just as well I only said, “I would be speaking Spanish before my daughter,” and not that I

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Mind, Body & Spirit An approach to weight loss which actually works How many of you have tried, at some time or another, to lose weight, whether to shed a few extra pounds or to tackle the more serious condition of obesity? Hardly a week goes by without a new fad diet being announced in the pages of a glossy magazine or tabloid newspaper; bookstores have entire sections devoted to the subject. So many “experts” claim to have the answer, whether it’s eating vast quantities of just meat, eating according to your blood-group, calorie counting or fat burning, spectacular results are promised. Yet the surveys and statistics show that the majority of dieters, even if they achieve significant weight loss, soon put the weight back on – and then some. Research has shown that once the body has reached a certain weight, it will automatically attempt to restore this “norm” as soon as dieting stops, and then add a few pounds for good measure. This “fat-banking” behaviour is a result of our modern and opulent lifestyle. Basically, we eat more – and more frequently – than our bodies actually need in order to function efficiently. Just as we bank extra income into a savings account, the body “banks” the extra calories as stored fat tissue against a “rainy day” when food may become scarce again. It is an adaptive biological behaviour, which is why it’s so hard to defeat. Indeed in many cultures, being fat is identified with being successful and powerful, or for women, a sign of great fecunditity. In the 1950s, an English physician, Dr Simeons, began treating obese patients with a hor-

mone normally secreted by women during pregnancy, which causes their bodies to release stored fat to be broken down and used by the developing foetus in building its body. Having the hormone administered under clinical conditions enabled his patients to undergo a radically reduced calorie diet without suffering the extreme hunger and energy loss normally experienced, because their metabolism was being fuelled by the released fat. They showed remarkably rapid weight-loss, averaging a pound a day, without any of the usual side-effects. Moreover, they were able to maintain their new, reduced weight after coming off the diet. This was achieved through a carefully supervised maintenance diet period during which certain foods were re-introduced one at a time whilst the body “re-set” its weight level. Because of the high costs of hormone extraction and administration, and the need for clinical supervision, this revolutionary approach to weight loss was only available privately to the privileged few who could afford it. Recently, however, in a major breakthrough, a homeopathic preparation of the hormone has been developed. This can be bought relatively cheaply and self-administered simply and safely. The results are the same: rapid and permanent weight loss, achieved through a “painless” low calorie diet. And it works. I know – I tried it! To find out more, and how to go about obtaining the product, visit to my website: www.richarwaterborn.com email:rwaterborn@eircom.net or see his advert below:


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Readers Writes !! Puppy Alert !! In May 2011 I acquired one of the eight puppies that were being offered at the Tuesday Market at El Trapiche. We were informed that all the puppies were different but were possibly Yorkie/ Chihuahua mix. The puppies had been born on 10th March 2011. As a responsible dog owner we took our dog for the first set of injections. When we went back for the second lot of injections we were told she needed treatment for Demodex canis. This is an infection passed through the Mothers milk, we were also told that she must not have any puppies as the infection would be passed on to all the litter. I am contacting your magazine to warn other puppy owners that they must have their puppies checked out at the vets. Jackie

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Open Day De Cotta Law – Nerja Office Open Day Thursday 20th October Local firm, De Cotta Law is to hold an Open Day at its offices in central Nerja, on Thursday 20th October. This is an opportunity for readers to book a free legal consultation with one of the specialist lawyers. Readers may bring legal paperwork for review; ask legal questions; or seek advice on a legal issue that is bothering them. There will be a charity Raffle in aid of The Sisters of the Good Samaritan for the Nerja Residential Care Home for the Elderly. There will also be refreshments as well as wine and cheese. To book a free consultation contact the Nerja office on 952 527 014. Consultations will be booked on a ‘first come, first served’ basis. De Cotta Law Calle Diputación, 6-2º-A 29780 Nerja, Málaga, Spain www.decottalaw.com nerjaenquiries@decottalaw.net


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On Friday 26th August 40 of its members went on a coach trip to Antequera, to experience a ‘Night under the Moorish Stars’.

We’re casting for a new series of Channel 4’s popular ‘Four in a Bed’, celebrating great Bed and Breakfasts and small hotels not only around the UK but also in Spain.

The group visited the Castle, Alcazaba and Citadel and were shown around the complex by a guide dressed in typical Moorish costume. In the castle area a talk was given explaining the life style of the community, especially the favourite pass time of bathing. On entering the Alacazaba, (built by the Moors to defend against the Spanish Christian Kings), members of the group were encouraged to wear the traditional costume the Jellaba. The group were then escorted by torch light to explore the old ruins and were entertained by music and dancing on the way. They climbed the Citadel to take in the spectacular view of Antequera by night. This was followed by a short performance with various members of the local community, enacting the Conquest of the Moors in 1410 by King Ferdinand 1 of Aragon and the handing over of the keys of the city. Finally, they retired to the Plaza of the Alcazaba, where under torch and candle light, listening to traditional music, seated on cushions. They sampled a variety of delicious Arabic food, tea and wine. Sadly the evening ended all too soon, but it was agreed by all that it had been a most enjoyable experience.

Whether it be your five glowing stars or the quirky and unusual approach that you deem is your unique selling point, the programme will look at the huge variety of accommodation providers around these countries. We are looking for enthusiastic and proud owners who feel that their business stands out from the competition and has something special to offer for the price that visitors are charged. This series will not only feature a wide range of B&Bs but also small hotels. They’ll all be run by owners who are deeply committed to their business and can explain in a lively and engaging way why their place, and the area in which it’s located, is so good to visit. Each week, four places will compete against one another to be crowned that week’s best B&B or small hotel… and the judges of the competition will be the owners themselves – as they will each visit one another’s properties. This is a potentially brilliant opportunity for you to showcase your business on national television and highlight why customers should flock to visit you. We hope the programme will continue to encourage viewers to choose independently run places to stay in, rather than the larger chain operations. If you are interested or know anyone who is interested should email us at fourinabed@studiolambert.com COME ON aXarQUia... LEt’s PUt Us ON thE MaP !


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APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month. Call 952 544 362 Every Thursday La Vaqueria Art Class. Informal and fun with professional tuition. 11am 1pm. Tel 952517273 (See main add below) Every Friday Chiringuito Carlos Market, 10am - 1.30pm Puente don Manuel. Every Friday La Vaqueria Ladies Dinner. From 7pm enjoy a two course vegetarian meal with great company and lively chat! Reservations 952517273 (See main add below) Heather Gail Harmen’s drawing and painting classes. Puente don Manuel every MondayTorre del Mar every Thursdays and Lake Viñuela every Friday. Call 952 115 366 / 628 306 371 for details. Yo Jive Modern Jive Dance Classes have a great new venue in Torrox Costa. Every Tuesday 8.30pm. Modern Jive is easy, fun and a great way of meeting new people. |You dont need a partner come by yourself or bring a friend. Beginners always welcome. Join us Tuesday nights at El Ancla de Cirilo, Calle de Peñoncillo, Torrox Costa on the N-340 between Nerja and Torrox Costa. info@yojive.com

Country Market Los Jardines del Trapiche EVERY TUESDAY 9.30 - 1.30 For an extremely organised & fun day out, join us here at our indoor / outdoor market. Lots of varied stalls to browse around and a beautiful seating area for coffees, teas, hotdogs and bacon butties, etc. available at the outside bar Call Anita 627877164 or Chrissie 617811030 for more information. www.countrymarketsspain.com (Junction 272 onto the A356, Vélez Málaga, turn off at El Cruce towards Benamagosa and we are just before the private airport)


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Dates For The Diary (Continued) CardioDance: Learn to Salsa, Cha Cha, Swing, Hustle. Dance Classes: Also includes Rumba, Sal Cha & Choreographed Routines Keep Fit Classes with or without weights.Your Heart, Your Life, Your Choice. Almeria to Estepona. Hugh Grant 606086300 hughgrant@tiscali.co.uk The "El Valle Asociacion" Based around the Lake Vinuela & surrounding areas. Meets on the first Tuesday of the month at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar on the side of Lake Vinuela (A356). The club organises events,trips and social functions. For further details and timings check the web site. www.el-valle.org. Acoustic Roots gigs Oct 9th: Multicultural Night of Music, La Plaza, Canillas de Albaida. To book a table at La Plaza Restaurante Tel: 952 553254/609 167127. 14th: Private Party, Fince el Cerrillo. 22nd: Alberdini Restaurante, Competa: Tel: 952 516294 Mitch on mitchbanjo@hotmail.com For all gigs go to www.acoustic-roots.com The Reel Jiggers Open Barn Dance El Cruce Restaurante 8-10.30pm, Nov date email for details emailchriscoates129@hotmail.com APARIV Animal Protection Society quiz nights with Prizes, Raffles and Food Available 14th Oct Los Morenos Restaurant in Rincon de la Victoria 8pm. Tel: Stephen 952 514 671. 19th Oct at Sands & C in Torrox Costa at 7:30pm. Call 952 967 734. 28th Oct at Bar Viva in Torre del Mar 8pm. Tel: Stephen 952 514 671 Colmenar District Social Club meet on Wednesdays at the Arco de Sol in Colmenar from 12.30, all are welcome. We have quizzes quest speakers and regular trips and events. Contact Marjorie on 951 163 071

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Nerja History Group meets on the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405 jill.christiansmith.gmail.com Axarquia Art Exhibition is due to take place for the month of October at Riogordo museum. It runs from 1st October until 29th with an opening reception being held on Saturday 1st at 8.00pm. The museum opening times can be found on the groups website at www.axarquiaart.blogspot.com and further information from axarquiaart@gmail.com The FHT Axarquia Therapist Support Group will next meet on Wednesday, November 30th at the Camping Bar Restaurant, Vinuela at 11am, when Jean Sampson, our Joint Coordinator will do a presentation on Anti-Ageing. Jean writes in some of the magazines and has a regular local radio slot, talking about nutrition. By making adjustments and changes to our lifestyle we can grow older with more energy, love of life and enthusiasm and hopefully less medication!. Self image and self esteem also play a part in how we grow old so she will be looking at this issue as well as anti-ageing. All are welcome and further information can be obtained from either Jenny: Tel: 951 321 613 or 663 759 988 or jennywright04@gmail.com or Jean: jeanlaguita@hotmail.com or tel: 952 030 611 or 619 978 890 Multicultural Night of Music Sunday 9th October 7.30pm La Plaza, Canillas de Albaida There will be a night of music celebrating the diverse cultural musical styles that abide in the area. The night will start with Grupo de Zambombas of Canillas de Albaida, Acoustic Roots, African Roots, One Voice and many more will be performing. For more information call 616 891473 or email mitchbanjo@hotmail.com.

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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar October Events: 6th Trip to Gibraltar, 13th - 17th Cruise to Lisbon, 26th Monthly Lunch, 4th Nov Poppy Ball. For more information Tel Merryll on 663 658 354. Visit our web site at: www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk RBL - Los Romanes Branch We are still a branch of the Royal British Legion. We meet every Tuesday from 12.00 noon until 2.00 pm. at The Garden Restaurant, La Vinuela. On the first Tuesday of every month we have menu del dia at the restaurant. Please feel free to come and join us any time, you do not have to be a member. For social contact Lorraine on 952510203. For other contact Margaret on 951 167 600. Visit our web site on www.rbllosromanes.org.uk Golfnutz meet every Wednesday at Santa Clara (Otura, Granada) for golf banter, all abilities welcome. Sense of humour essential. So if you need a change in 2011 then give us a call. Call 617 979 640 or caddy master on 858 702 800. Lux Mundi Music Appreciation Group meets each Tues from 3.00pm - 5.00pm at the Lux Mundi Centre, Torre del Mar. October events Come and join us on a trip to Benelmadena on Wed 26th October which will include the Mariposa (Butterfly) Park and Colomares Castle. Coach leaves at 10.00am. The Butterfly Park is the largest in Europe; 2000sqm, built in the Thai style. It has over 1,500 butterflies and 150 species. You will see them in their natural habitat and be able to discover their life style in the nursery. Colomares Castle, built during 1987 through to 1994 by Esteban Martin, a local bricklayer from Mijas. The castle pays homage to Christopher Columbus discovering America. It´s architecture has styles of Byzantine, Roman, Gothic and Mudejar, and it is believed Tel. 952 543 334 / 952 540 432 20th Gibraltar,

coach leaves at 6.45am, 11th At the Centre. 5.00pm Duke Ellington’s Jazz, illustrated talk with music and a Hot Dog supper. Every Mon 3pm-5pm German speaking afternoon, Every Tues Music Appreciation Soc. Every Wed 3pm-5pm Art Group - 5:30 Choir Practice, Every Fri 11am-1pm Coffee morning & Boutique, Every Sat 5pm Catholic Church service, Every Sun 10:30am Anglican Service St. Barnabas. Deposits required for all trips & events. For more information tel 952 54 33 34. Lux Mundi Avda. Moscatel,1-"I" (Antigua Casa de la Viña) 29740-Torre del Mar RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment and monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, and we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe BISC - Benajarafe International Social Club We meet every Mon 2.30pm at La Esperanza Cafe/Restaurante, Benajarafe on the coast road at KM 261, we enjoy social, trips,etc for all nationalities. Call for details 63497565. Dancing for the children, International dance circle. Join us on Sat 22nd Oct at El Trapiche Restaurant, 7.30pm. All your favourites, Latin American, Ballroom, Pasodoble, Bochata, and Disco. All raffle profit proceeds to the Malaga Childrens Orphanage. Tickets 10.50€. Choice of menu,Chicken, Pork Chop, Rosada. For reservations please call in English 952 510 096 In German 952 965 514 NADFAS Promoting “The Arts” in an enjoyable and understandable way we present fully illustrated talks in English by professional lecturers from the UK on the 2nd Tues of each month October to May and additionally talks about local art, history or heritage by local people on the 4th Tues in October, January and March. They are given at 6pm in the terrific surrounds of the main theatre of the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada in Nerja. Visitors are most welcome entrance €10 and other NADFAS members and students from around the world - €5. Further information Ali Durston 952 533 373

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What’s O n? U3A El Morche. The El Morche University of the Third Age has a variety of learning groups each with a leader. Groups meet regularly to learn in a friendly and enjoyable way. Covering an area from Rincon to Nerja and inland to Viñuela and beyond. We take part in debating, singing, photography, quizzes, walking, computing and much more. Contact us now at www.u3aelmorche.wordpress.com Trapiche Social Club meet every Wednesday from 12 noon - 2pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, Social Activities include card games, skittles, dominoes and occasionally free bingo. Everyone is welcome to join us members and visitors. October events 5th social meeting, 12th social meeting, 19th social meeting & monthly lunch, 26th social meeting, 27th Mystery tour Social Activities booking line – 680 764 130. Further information from the Publicity Office run by Gordon Reith, by phone 951 239 36 by email gerrygledhill@yahoo.co.uk or from any Officer or Committee Member. Come Dancing for Cudeca Next dance is on 15th Oct. El Trapiche 7.00pm for 7.30pm. Chicken, fish,or vegetarian supper, 10€ including meal. Usual selection of ballroom, old time, jive, simple sequence demonstrated by Sheila and Ray, and a couple of Scottish dances called by George. For bookings call: 699 156 471 comedancing4cudeca@gmail.com All raffle proceeds to Cudeca cancer hospice, (donations of prizes very welcome) come along, have a fun evening and help us add to the 5,000€ already raised at the end of last season. Lake Vinuela Social Club We meet every Thurs from midday until approx 2.30 at the Bar Atila in Puente don Manuel to enjoy social activities and meet new like minded friends. We regularly have a quiz, bingo, surprise events and presentations, also a monthly lunch at various restaurants in the area. Our aim is to enjoy ourselves and to raise monies for various local and international charities and organisations. October Events: 6th General meeting, 7th Walk along the front at Torre del Mar and Lunch at a Chinese restaurant, 13th General meeting, 14th Shopping trip to Gibraltar, 20th general meeting, 27th general meeting with Halloween dress and a Halloween cake baking competition. Call for details: 636 203 135

ABC Dance Group 5th Year. Learn to ballroom dance with 'Dancing Dave' (former waltz competition winner). Dancing is good exercise as well as good social fun! All welcome on Mondays 5pm to 7pm at Trapiche Restaurant, new season starts 5th September. Call David on 952531259 or 617863193 (Mobile) Vinuela Ecological Farmers Market Opposite the Pharmacy. 1st & 3rd Sat each month. 10.30-14.3. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces , Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc. CAS events for October Tuesday 4th October. Charity Quiz in aid of CAS at the M T Bar, Punta Lara, Nerja. Question master Mick Stephens. Entrance 3€. Food available. Starts 8.00pm. To book, call Mick on 671 447 397 or Terry on 652 450 383.


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-torre see Nerja-Malaga times torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English services at inglesia de san Miquel (St, Michael's Church) every Sunday at 12 noon (except during May) and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel, Chinasol). There is a short service of Holy Communion Wednesday's at 9.30am in the Church Shop, Calle Malaga, Nerja. Details of how to find the churches are also available in the Church Shop. Priest in Charge: Father Geoff Johnston Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 torre del Mar - Torre Del Mar - Sanysol Residencia, Sundays 10.30am. Tel 952 219 396 anglican communion.

Local Police : 091 guardia : 062 Fire : 080 torre del Mar - Services in English - St. Barnabas IERE (Anglican). Holy Communion 11am. 2nd and 4th Sundays. Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. 6pm. All at Lux Mundi Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 - "I", two minutes walk from the bus station. Tel: 952-030-461 (Priest) or 952 510 056 (Churchwarden). roman Catholic - torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer) Evangelical - torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30am in the Picasso Room, Hotel Torremar, (off Paseo Larios) C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome. Minister J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel: 952 532 825 or: www.torredelmarchurch.org torrox Park Community Church meet at 11am on Thursday for coffee and discussion on current topics. This is an informal meeting for everyone to join in. At Tapricho Tapas bar (opposite El Pino camping), Torrox park. more info: Minister J. hartsmith foy, Tel: 952 532 825 or www.torroxparkchurch.org. Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship - 11am. Wednesday Fellowship - fortnightly 7pm. Midweek activities - Pilates - Tues midday-1pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Art group Thurs 3-5pm, Charity shop/books Fri 10-2pm, Camera club 1st Fri of month 2.30-5pm. We meet at Fellowship of the King premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. taxis torre: 952 540 016, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 952 540 016, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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ambulance : 061 water : 952 540 662 Electricity : 952 540 662 tourist information Nerja: 952 521 531 torre del Mar: 952 541 104 weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe sundays: Malaga Consulates Uk Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 952 352 300 ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Carlota Alesandria, 33 Edif. San Andres - 1º-7 Torremolinos 952 380 888 germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 telefonica Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For gen-

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) : a h a h s e k o J Yesterday morning, I saw a radical Muslim, ranting on about Western aggression in the peace loving Islamic paradise of Afghanistan. He was standing on a jetty on the Thames. He got so excited he lost his footing and fell into the river and could not swim. Being a responsible citizen, I immediately notified the emergency services. By noon today, they still hadn't arrived. I'm beginning to think, I've wasted a bloody stamp! ------------------------------------------------------------Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was WIND - but I was wrong, too!" ------------------------------------------------------------A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped

by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1,603 Mockingbird Lane?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?' ' Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens’. ------------------------------------------------------------Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid idiots because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ------------------------------------------------------------Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!

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Jokes h a h a :) A professor at the Adelaide University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. ‘Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. ‘That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. ‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hand. ‘That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to ghosts?' Way in the back, Ahmed bin Talabi raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Afghani student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with ghosts ?' Ahmed replied, "S***, from way back there I thought you said goats." ------------------------------------------------------------The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe? The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.’

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' ------------------------------------------------------------A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World." ------------------------------------------------------------Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year". Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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2. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain? 3. An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella. Who got wet?

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4. What is present in every paint bucket but absent in every translucent bucket? Clue: it is not paint.

7. Which city is the setting for frasier. 8. What type of creature is a bleak. 9. Adrastea is a satellite of which planet. 10. The peregrine is a type of which bird?

5. You have two slow-burning fuses, each of which will burn up in exactly one hour. They are not necessarily of the same length and width as each other, nor even necessarily of uniform width, so you can't measure a half hour by noting when one fuse is half burned. Using these two fuses, how can you measure 45 minutes?

11. What is a morris column used for? 6. Make use of all these letters to create a 13letter word: R R D N O A I I S T T A M 12. What are a collection of foxes called? Answers on page 113

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Crossword across 1 Pending subsequent decision (11) 9 Best item of event (9) 10 sound of dove (3) 11 Become mature (5) 13 Cancel (regulation) (7) 14 Edna, novelist (6) 15 Organ supposedly controlling temper (6) 18 go back over (one’s steps) (7) 20 teacher (5) 21 East anglian river (3) 22 spa in “Last year” film (9) 24 Escritoire (7,4)

Down 2 Floor (or lap) covering (3) 3 Lace van (anag) — piece of decorative screening material attached to a bed frame (7) 4 Excessively sweet (6) 5 Member of scott’s expedition “Popish Plot”conspirator (5) 6 Designer of buildings (9) 7 the Formula 1 of the ancient world? (7,4) 8 Flower, type of saxifrage (6,5) 12 One working less than a full week (4-5) 16 ground round mouth of mine (7) 17 west Bank city (6) 19 Confess — let in (5) 23 Public transport (3)


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s n g i S r Sta We glide into the month of October with Ms Mag’s sweet song of your life store room for the coming month. Capricorn – You are feeling stuck in a boring old rut. It is time you spread your wings and fly out to find new horizons and adventures. Lucky sign – A golden eagle Aquarius – Beds are for sleeping in not jumping on. If you want a trampoline then make your way to a children’s play area and eat your heart out, oh crazy jumping one. Lucky sign – A hyperactive frog

Cancer – Spend some time pondering the word ‘Dormitory.’ Yes, it is an anagram for ‘Dirty room,’ so get cleaning! Lucky sign – A magic wand Leo – Hello moto! Brooooom Vroom, your new machine is all geared up for life in the fast lane and it’s revving up a real treat. Lucky sign – Dust (left behind) Virgo – Your life has taken an interesting turn, but there’s something nagging away in your head anxious to discover what is around the next corner. Lucky sign – Dizziness

Pisces – Who gave you their blessing to eat all the cookies in the jar? It certainly wasn’t anyone else in your household or a voice from above. You had better restock that jar before anyone else finds out. Lucky sign – Crumbs

Libra – Do not be deceived. A man reaps what he sows. Be careful what you reap as if your plan involves elements of nastiness or trickery, it is likely to backfire. Lucky sign – Jive bunny

Aries – Lemons have a bitter taste and right now so do you. Where has the sweet person gone amidst this web of horror? Start to feel happy and your true nature will re-emerge. Lucky sign – A pack of tissues (with balm)

Scorpio – You are discovering the vast joys of the internet and the amount of potential for creating a steady flow of income in return for little effort. Log on baby! Lucky sign – @

Taurus – Life’s a bitch isn’t it? Well actually you’re wrong. Life is a wonderful chance to create peace and harmony around those we love. Rethink your strategy and life will be amazing. Lucky sign – Rose petals

Sagittarius – Accept defeat and move on to your next game. You seem to like playing, but not losing. Lucky sign – Yahtzee!

Gemini – Love is waiting around the corner, in a black Volkswagen Golf, 5 doors, diesel, a/c, alloy wheels, parked on a mountain top. Go seek it! Lucky sign – Anything red

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4. italy 41,200,000

9. Oman: Muscat — 20p per litre

5. China 31,200,000

7. Qatar: Doha — 15p per litre

8. Egypt: Cairo — 19p per litre

6. kuwait: kuwait City — 14p per litre 6. United kingdom 25,200,000 7. russia 21,200,000 8. Mexico 20,600,000

5. Bahrain: Manama — 13p per litre 4. turkmenistan: ashgabat — 12p per litre 3. Libya: tripoli — 9p per litre 2. saudi arabia: riyadh — 8p per litre 1. Venezuela: Caracas — 2/3p per litre

9. Canada 20,400,000 10. germany 19,000,000 get Quizical answers 1. Polish, 2. Yellow, 3. Tree, 4. A tailor, 5. Chekov, 6. Money, 7. Seattle, 8. A fish 9. Jupiter, 10. Falcon, 11. Advertisements, 12. A skulk riddle Diddle answers 1. A map, 2. Mount Everest... it was still there before it was discovered, 3. No one...I didn't say it was raining!, 4. Colour, 5. Light one fuse at both ends and, at the same time, light the second fuse at one end. When the first fuse has completely burned, you know that a half hour has elapsed, and, more relevantly, that the second fuse has a half hour left to go. At this time, light the second fuse from the other end. This will cause it to burn out in 15 more minutes. At that point, exactly 45 minutes will have elapsed. 6. ADMINISTRATOR

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Cars or Sale / Wanted Fiat DUCatO motorhome, 1.9 turbo diesel, 1990, LHD, 3/4 beds, cooker, fridge, heater, mosquito blinds. Very good cond throughout. All correct paperwork for matriculation. €3350 Tel: 660 708 441

LargE 4 BEDrOOM, 3 bathroom townhouse for sale or rent in Riogordo. €195,000 to buy €550 PCM to rent. More details and photos www.riogordohouse.com. Tel: 676 851 135 email info@riogordohouse.com

hONDa Xr 650 trials bike, 2001, spanish plates, ITV. Exc condition. €2000 Tel: 660 708 441

hOLiDay LEt Puente Don Manuel Self contained ground floor Studio sleeps 4, Pool & Panoramic views. Flat Screen TV, F/F Kitchen, Bathroom, Free Wifi. Call Mick: 678 896 460 English or Carmen: 662 378 911 Spanish

aUDi CaBriOLEt 2.6E V6, 1999, UK plates, RHD, Exc cond. €2000 no offers. Tel: 660 123 349 sUzUki rMX50 trails bike, 1999, Spanish plates. Very good condition. Complete engine rebuild. €475 Tel: 660 123 349 Volvo 940 s estate. Automatic. 1994 UK plates. RHD. Superb condition throughout. Real bargain €550. Tel: 660708441 LaND rOVEr DisCOVEry Series 2 Td5, 2002, LHD Spanish Reg, 118K, ITV, 7 Leather Seats, Climate Control, CD Changer, Cruise Control, 4 New Tyres & Brake Pads €5,500 Tel: 618 273 505

APArTmeNT FOr SALe eL mOrCHe This one bed, one bath apartment is situated just two minutes away from the beautiful sandy beach of El Morche. It has a separate kitchen, balcony, marble floors, communal swimming pool and it comes fully furnished. It's an ideal starter home or holiday home.

Properties For Sale/Rent FOr rENt iN riOgOrDO Charming town house, 3 bed, fully furnished, kitchen/diner, lounge with log burner, Sat TV, telephone, terrace, parking, 2 mins to centre. €350 pcm Tell 606 734 012 tOwNhOUsE FOr saLE Charming town house in Riogordo. 3 bed, lounge with log burner, fitted kitchen/diner, terrace, parking. Reduced to €119,000. Tel 606 734 012 FLat, 90M2, in Vélez-Málaga, new, 5 mins to schools, health centre, supermarket, bus station, highway and 5 km to the sea. 3 bedrooms, a prime quality furnished kitchen, 22m2 terrace, lift and garage. €159.000, tlf: 606 764 539. Ready to move in.

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We are asking 290€ pcm

Please contact us on: narniazaf@yahoo.co.uk or 6100 13 182 Ask for Alan or Lynn

For rent 4 bedroom villa with

pool in Competa. holiday lets from €300 p/week or long let at €550 p/month 2 bedroom apartment in duquesa holiday lets from €150 p/week or long let at €390 p/month Contact Debi: Email: clpsales@msn.com TEL: UK 0044 (0) 1579 340624

tO rENt 2 Bedroom house and office, walking distance to beach, 2 courtyards, tranquil setting, close to restaurants and bars. Call: 625 231 990 2 BED aPartMENt in La Herradura. Fantastic views of the bay and the mountains. 5 minute drive to the motorway. Golf courses close by. 50 mins to Malaga. 165,000€. Contact: Denis 652 668 927


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10M whitE BaLUstraDE, 2nd hand 100€ Buyer collects. Call: 609 915 770 2

ChihUahUa PUPPiEs beautiful & cute. 350€ each. Call Penny: 638 191 391 aDOraBLE ragDOLL kittENs: Unusual colours: Perfect Apartment cats: 952 530 142 / 680 936 268 www.bramasoleeragdollcats.com iPhONE4 16gb BraND NEw BOXED factory unlocked. Will take ANY SIM PAYG / Contract. Can change current SIM to MicroSIM FOC. 12mth Apple Warranty. €495.00 (No offers) 628 823 148 for details 4 MaN tENt, 2 single air beds, 2 sleeping bags & 2 camping chairs, in very good condition 50€ Call: 666 862 992 ENgLish hEaDLights complete. Honda CRV 2004 model 150€ the pair. DOUBLE PiNE hEaDBOarD 10€. t.V staND, chrome colour with glass shelf 15€. Tel: 696 682 385 aNtiQUE PiNE DrEssiNg taBLE with mirror and stall 250€ aNtiQUE PiNE DrEssEr, base, 3 cupboards with draws, top, two glass fronted cupboards with lights. 400€ whitE PVC 2Ft By 4Ft breeding box for cats or dogs, (has been used for guinea pigs & rabbits) Totally secures small animals, flat packs, fully washable. 40€ Call: 952 550 041 / 652 236 462. gLass shOw CaBiNEt 6’ x 2’6”, mirrored back with glass shelves. Buyer dismantles and collects. 100€ Call: 952 550 041 rOOFBOX 140Litre black, dual lock, universal fitting, brackets, used once. 90€ Tel: 696 116 552 rEtirED artist’s wOrkiNg stOCk of s 2 dayExtras 41 Acrylics + Mediums/Other old in

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posito. 200€ ono. Tel: 657 399 995 wiNDsUrFErs - 3 NO. Dufour Trixi, Speedy & Sailboard, good starter boards. Various sails, masts, many booms, fittings. €200 the lot or €80 each. Call Chris 660520480. 2 DaNish MahOgaNy display units 100€ each, 1 sOFa, 2 seater 100€, 1 BathrOOM CaBiNEt 180cm (h), 50cm (w) white, 20€, 2 BEDrOOM DrawEr UNits, white, 3 drawers, 20€ each. Call: 952 532 444

Wanted i wiLL COLLECt FrEE of charge all your used clothing, bric-a-brac, pots and pans, books, toys, CD´s garden pots, tools, pieces of furniture or anything else you are throwing out whilst you are cleaning. Call me on Tel:- 658 72 92 74 Jacqui gOOD, rELiaBLE cleaner has a couple of regular weekly slots left. References available. Please call Jo on 693269766 hOME waNtED FOr 2 Beautiful semi-Ragdoll Kittens (1 B/W boy, 1 Tortie female) available to a good and permanent home. 25€ to cover the cost of vaccination. Photos available on request. Contact 618 989 125

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wEscuela La Crujia rural B&B/guesthouse in a pretty converted schoolbuilding. 5 minutes from Velez-Malaga. Tel. 606 010 580. Email: escuelalacrujia@gmail.com

wPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, www.bookshoppasatiempo.com

AIR CONDITIONING

warkwrights English Shop. Turn right at Venta Baja Crossroads or call: 952 519 780 www.arkwrights-groceries.com

w For air Conditioning call Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar w For reliable and honest servicing, Repairs, Re-Gas and Installations of A/C & Pool Heating at competitive rates by a qualified Technician. Call “Polarair “ Tel: Susie or Peter on 655211192 / 658418093 w air conditioning, Repairs, Servicing, Installation. Tel: 651 198 409 Email: coolenergy007@yahoo.co.uk

BLINDS wsolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. solarblinds.es@gmail.com Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76 958 49 65 71

BOAT TRIPS wsharkyswatersports.com - Snorkelling, boat trips, dolphin watching, water skiing & wake boarding. Call for details 616 034 846

BRITISH SUPERMARKETS

BUILDERS wall types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461 wreformers terence Mitchell - Renovations & Refurbishments. Professional builders with over 20 years experience. Tiling, painting, plumbing, electricity. Free advice, no obligations. Tel: 664 459 868. terryseatonreformas@hotmail.com www.facebook.com/terryseatonreformas wPJM Construction. Professional builder experienced in all types of construction from routine maintenance to new builds. Happy to supply references from many satisfied customers. Call now for a no obligation quote 625 348 406 info@pjmilton.com

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ered. Call Roy on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669.

wJr Construction Extensions, Reforms, Tiling (Int & Ext), Terraces, Walls, Garages and Painting. Reliable, Quality Workmanship. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. C/Virgen de la Milagrosa NÂş 3, Los Romanes, 29713, Malaga. wr&D Construction and Maintenance services, with over 30 years experience, English plastering, reforms, plumbing, electrics, walls, tiling and painting, all aspects of building work, property maintenance and management. Call Robert 619 232 025 or David 622 379 413 email, rd.construction@yahoo.com

CHIROPODISTS wregistered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 15yrs experience NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715 wregistered Chiropodist/Nurse of 20 years. New in Velez Malaga. Offers the following services:- Foot and hand care (diabetic, veruccas, fungus nails, ingrown toenails). Also home visits. Post hospital aftercare including physio. Call Teresa: 695 243 238

CAR PARTS

CHIROPRACTIC CARE

wMalaga Car Parts,for the best value car parts in Southern Spain, Torrox Costa 952 530 531

wOne way van hire, UK, France and Spain. Call: 952 541 147

wPhilippe Druart D.C., grad. from AECC (GB) and USA, 30 years exp., opens a chiropractic clinic in Frigiliana, C/ Blas Infante, 2 bajo. Consultations: Monday from 16.30 to 20.30, Wednesday and Friday from 10.00 to 14.00 and by appointment. Tel. 951 708 672 & 678 691 387. Email: druphil@yahoo.fr

CAR HIRE

CLEANING

wCar hire, Lowest rates in Southern Spain. UK Company. www.spanish-cars.com

wDone & Dusted, for all your cleaning requirements, for your home, holiday rentals, cleaning during your holiday stay, pool cleans, general maintenance, repairs and gardening. Competitive rates. Call Juliet 692 437 039 Deb 622 863 255 Dave 622 379 413 or Rob 619 232 025 Email: done.dusted@ymail.com wFiona’s Cleaning services. Spring Cleans, Regular House Cleans, Holiday Rental Cleans, And End Of Lease Cleans. We Love The Jobs You Hate! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! Phone: 687 285 275 Email: fionascleaning@hotmail.com

CAR AND VAN RENTAL

CARS WANTED wwanted all UK plated vehicles. Year 2000 onwards. cash paid. Call: 667 235 205

CARERS wNerja Nurses, Professional Nurses. Reliable - Affordable - Local Quality Care. NHS Qualified & Trained - 25 years experience in ALL types of care. Tel: 628 793 413 or 952 030 713 email: nerjacarers@gmail.com

CARPENTERS wandrew rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens, wardrobes, shelving, aluminium door & windows. Call the Window Doctor for any window problem. Roller shutter blinds, mosquito blinds, security locks, repairs and renewals reasonable rates, Tel: 660 597 894 email: rodgersfamilyinspain@yahoo.co.uk

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wCarpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas cov-

COMPUTERS wPCtorrox.com.All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas. Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware, Software and Website solutions. PC service - only 50 Euros. Call Rab on: 952 967 124 or 645 236 259. wComputer help.Troubleshooting & Repairs. New PCs supplied with Windows in English. WiFi installations. Reasonable rates. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. Patient & professional. Call David on 952 54 96 07 or 654 899 976.


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Business Listing COMPUTERS (cont) wComputer Problems? Help is at hand. Upgrades, repairs, hardware and software problems solved, NO FIX - NO FEE. Advice on buying and setting up the right computer for you. Tuition from complete beginners to advanced, get the most out of your PC. Call David Fleck on: 952 510 729 / 620 328 382 email: david@technophobe.es www.technophobe.es

DAMP CONTROL wProfessional control of all rising and penetrating dampness in your home, including leaking terraces etc. Long term solutions and cures for any damp problem at affordable prices, please ring: 617993674 for further advice and free survey without obligation.

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wian Pett Dental Care, Five star dental care you can trust. Edif. Al-Zabel, Local 7, Cruce de Periana, 29713 Alcaucin, Puente don Manuel. 951 139 287 / 691 700 587 UK +44 1708 616 148. www.ianpettdentalcare.com wDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 105pm www.dentadanes.com

DOG GROOMING wthe Dog shop, Professional grooming salon. All dogs welcome, any size, any breed. Tel: 645 525 782, Centro Comercial, 10, Torrox Park. www.thedogshoptorrox.com

DRAIN CLEARANCE wwayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 wFor Blocked drains - call Blockbusters. Depositors supplied & fitted. Also Plumbing service. Call Sid on 658 347 463 for prompt attention.

DRESSMAKER wDressmaker/seamstress, with over 20 years experience. High quality, reliable service for alter-

ations, soft furnishings and dressmaking. Call Elaine on 629 610 919. Located Puente Don Manuel/Periana area. Very reasonable rates. No job too small.

ELECTRICIANS wElectro-Cute! English J.I.B. Electrician. For all your electrical needs and problems. Fault find ing/Lighting and Power/Electric gates and Inter coms/Pool and water Pumps, Rewires/Upgrades. Over 40 years exp. Tel Stefan 610 048 919 elec trocutester@gmail.com wElectrician - Lakeside Property services, 24 hour call out emergency Electrician and Plumber. Call David on: 627 931 357

ESTATE AGENTS/REAL ESTATE wab ax Properties 650 193 777 Website:  www.abaxproperties.com wFleming Properties, Calle Las Melosas, Edf Nautico, Torre del Mar, 952 547 131 or 637 278 306, www.fleming-properties.com waxarquia Properties s.LCall; 626 038 851 or 952 436 781www.axarquiaproperties.com Email: sallyharrison@axarquiaproperties.com wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, Avenida Andalucia, 135, Torre del Mar. Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

FASHION wukfashioninspain.com Wholesalers, manu facturers & designers of premier British fashion labels. Tel: 966 191 560 / Mob: 676 059 997 email: info@ukfashioninspain.com

FURNITURE wLargest range of furniture on the Costas. Guaranteed lowest prices. Quality furniture from the UK. WWW.nerjasofas.es wCudeca Second Hand Furniture Shop, 952 545 212 Calle Infantes 48, Torre del Mar (by Thursday market) Mon-Fri 10.00-13.30 and 17.30-19.30. Saturdays 10.00-13.30 only. If you wish to donate furniture please call Melanie on 638 108 564

GARDENING SERVICES wred Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 657 165 373 wPool and garden maintenance. Good rates Call Keith 952 554 514 / 674 526 968


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Business Listing GREETINGS CARDS wtarjetas. Rosemary George. For all occasions, English & Spanish. Organic, Handmade & much more Supplying to shops, bars, clubs & individuals. Telephone: 617 979 640 Email: algomas4u@googlemail.com

HAIRDRESSING wsusanna's Mobile hairdressing services. National Beauty Institute (UK) trained. Please telephone 693 384 270 or 0044 844 3089078

HEALTH & BEAUTY wweight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav@terra.es (business opportunity also available): wweight watchers Meetings in English. Nerja and Vélez. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further info. candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es

HOLIDAY LETS wVillas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let. Call: 627 820 669 www.villaslet.com 958 36 40 16

HORSE RIDING walcaucín horse riding, Lessons, trekking kids club on Sat 10am start. Ring Charlotte for more info. 620 609 374. Website: www.horseshoeranchspain.webs.com

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCarousel second hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907

INTERNET SERVICES wriosat:sL, High speed internet and telephone services for home, business, offices, hotels, bars and restaurants etc. SDSL & ADSL packages available. Call: 951 239 310 / 626 679 018. Email: info@riosat.com Web: http// www.riosat.com wBroadband 4spain.com - 951 239 888 Avenida Torrox 1, Competa (near Eloys bar).

INTERPRETERS winterpreter - English/Spanish - based in

Vélez-Málaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580

KENNELS AND CATTERY wwagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es wthe Dog house While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. wDog care in our home with us, food, warmth, exercise and affection. Fully netted secure areas. Diet and meds. Ex UK dogs home worker also voluntary work. Call: 669 346 268, Casabermeja. On A45 midway between Antequera and Malaga. whome From home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com. Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses.

LAWYERS wCarmen silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Nota-ria Office). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: carmensilviaabogados@gmail.com winternational Law solutions. English speaking Spanish Lawyer. English and Spanish legal advisors. Urb Torrox Park, Zona Comercial 3, tel/fax: 952 527 831 or 615 338 075, Email: info.ils@hotmail.com

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Business Listing MACHINE HIRE wsaxon sL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MAINTENANCE wMaintenance person experienced in plumbing, tiling, painting and general maintenance of buildings. Portfolio of previous work carried out available. Friendly, reliable and reasonable rates. No job to small. Los Romanes and surrounding area. Tel: 618 496 266 or email: vramsell@aol.com.

MARKET GOODS wMr Clutter Wants your Goods, House and garage clearances, shops and bars - old stock, any item considered. Call David: 686 375 089 - or if preferred email a list to cullimores@hotmail.com. Cash available and efficient service, Now buying Antiques,Gold & Jewellery

MEDICAL CENTRES wDr. Bernadette Veeger General Medicine 952 532 065, 617 913 196. Consultations by appointment and house visits. English, Español, Deutsch, Francais, Nederlands. Centro Mar y Salud, Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, www.centromarysalud.com

MOBILE MECHANICS wMobile mechanic and welding services. No job too small. Fully qualified with 25 years experience. Also metal gate repair/rehanging service. Call 693 740 576.

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.s.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 / 635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOTHER & TODDLER GROUPS wMother & toddler group at Torre Montessori Nursery in Torre del Mar on Wednesdays from 10:30 to 12:30 - 4€. TL: 633 637 774

Email: torremontessori@gmail.com Address: Calle Laureano Casquero s/n Torre del Mar

NURSERIES wguarderia/Nursery torre Montessori, an English nursery with Spanish as second language. High adult/child ratios. Open Monday to Friday. Full and Part Time places available. TL: 633 637 774 Email: torremontessori@gmail.com address: Calle Laureano Casquero s/n Torre del Mar

OPTICIANS wheiko stumbeck, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar, 952 967 923 and C/Antonio Ferrandiz "Chanquete" 23-25, Nerja, 952 528 395. C/Jacinto, Benavente Edf. No. 6, Fuengirola, 952 197 565

OUTSIDE CATERERS wPig n Mix hog roast available for all occasions.Machine rental only or we cater for you. For prices www.pig-n-mix.com / email: info@pig-n-mix.com or Tel 655137483

PAINTERS wPainting, Decorating and General Property Maintenance Tel: 630 842 978

PET COURIERS wPet taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

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12 MONTHS - 60 EUROS 6 MONTHS - 40 EUROS 3 MONTHS - 30 EUROS CALL: 664 210 468 Email: sales@thesentinella.com


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REMOVALS

wsanne h. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the Axarqùia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculo-skeletal conditions. 626 152 756

w2Js removals Ltd, House Clearances, UKSpain-UK, Local and International removals, Reliable service, free quotes, no job too small. Fully insured. Call: June or John 649 662 012 / 618 846 868 Email: jmcc1957@yahoo.co.uk wUk-spain-Uk removals. Complete van loads or just 1 item. We are in the UK every 2 weeks. Pay for just 1 way. Nerja Sofas 608091660 or 951247240 nerjasofas@hotmail.com wC&D removals, Local and International, 2 men, 1 van, 20€ p/hr. Call: 622 222 361

PLASTERERS wEnglish Plasterer - good rates. Call Nigel 620 256 092 wstockton Plastering and Damp services Time served plasterer 30 years experience in all aspects of plastering and damp proofing. Insurance approved and fully legal. Call 648 243 656 for a no obligation quotation or visit www.stocktonplastering.sm4.biz

PLUMBERS wJohn Folland Plumbing & heating: All jobs from a dripping tap to fully fitted kitchens/bathrooms. No call out charge. Tel John: 622 050 803 or 622 180 606 wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wsur integral Plumbing and Electrical services Domestic & Commercial plumbing & electrical Call: 666 715 215

PRINTING SERVICES

RESTAURANTS wtaj Mahal (Torre del Mar ) Avda. Anadalucia, Blq. Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, C/Timon. Tel: 952 547 798 wtaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 wtaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra Vacional - 340 next to Post Office. 952 534 972 / 634 051 635 wrestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wLight of india Torrox’s original Indian restaurant Tel: 951 239 670 / 677 334 721 wLew’s Fish & Chips The best fish & chips on the coast Tel: 952 532 633

ADVERTISE HERE

wBusiness Cards double sided from 135€ for 500. Flyers double sided full colour from 150€ for 1,000. Call: 664 210 468

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PROPERTY & POOL CARE

5 EUROS PER MONTH

wExperienced, professional and reliable all year service. Caring for your Property, Pool and People. References available on request. Call Ron: 637 995 088, ppp247@hotmail.co.uk www.pppaxarquia.com

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, Avenida Andalucia, 135, Torre del Mar. Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

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Business Listing SATELLITE T.V. wtotal satellite installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wsky shop torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 wsat. Co. Freesat HD & Sky Digital, dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call TOM 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years. Free demos every Sat. 2pm

SIGN MAKERS wredhouse signmakers. Suppliers and designers of all types of signs - shops, pavement boards, estate agency for sale boards, vehicle advertising, banner stands and more. New telephone number: 675 091 982. Email redhousesigns@yahoo.co.uk Website: www.redhousesigns.com

SOLAR wsolar solutions, Sales & Servicing. We cover solar hot water, solar electricity (PV), Solar (PV) windmills, Solar pool heating and Pellet central heating systems. For more info visiti Trapiche market every Tuesday or call Andrew 660 597 894 - Spanish and English spoken. Email: andrewthecarpenter@gmail.com

SOLICITORS wC&D solicitors Specialists in Real Estate, Civil and Tax Law. Tel: 952 532 582 www.cdsolicitors.net or email:info@cdsolicitors.net wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

SPAS & SAUNAS wtime Out spas & saunas. Serving The Costa del Sol for more than 10 Years. Hundreds of Spas Installed! We service all Brands of Spas so come to us - we are the Professionals. 952 52 43 94 www.timeoutspas.com

SPECIALIST HEALTH & BEAUTY TREATMENTS wOxford skin Clinics offering specialist treatments including, Lipo by Laser and Non Laser

Tattoo removal as well as a range of La Cure bauty products. Tel: 634 348 179/672 583 776, Email: osc.malaga@gmail.com or visit our website www.oxfordskinclinics.co.uk

TYRES wCar, 4x4 and motorcycle tyres supplied and fitted. Punctures repaired, wheel balancing, competitive prices. Also ITV (Mot) welding. For a no obligation quote call: 676 719 066 / 620 627 214 or 952 517 502. Email: sainbena@hotmail.com Also iron work made to order.

VETS wNaturvets Competa, Avda. de la Constitucion 15, 952 553 850. Benajarafe, Ctra. Malaga Almeria Km 164, 952 513 207. Mobile: 617001 723 (for both) www.naturvets.com

WEB DESIGNERS wspanglish webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites, English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 708 454 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com Email: info@spanglishwebs.com

WELLS wwater well: drilling for water supply and irrigation Plumbing and electrical installation, legalisation, water works construction/repairing. Call us: 666 13 88 86, or e-mail: plumbingwell@gmail.com free consultation.

WINDOW TINTING w Mobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com

Advertise here from 5€ a month (based on a year’s contract)

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“The Cool Dude”

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The coolest man on the Costa!!! Doing his utmost to keep you cool

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Avda. Andalucia, 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 / 649 123 068 Avda. Andalucia, 64 (near ‘Las Yucas’), Torre del Mar Tel: 952 965 724 www.casa-terreno.net info@casa-terreno.net

arenas - ref.: 2180

This fantastic villa (120m2) with stunning panoramic and some sea views is located inbetween Velez-Malaga and Arenas, about 15 minutes from the beach. Everything built in a beautiful rustic Spanish-style with a wonderful and large terrace-pool area and tropical garden (600m2 plot). Totally, tastefully reformed with natural stones and tiles, wooden doors and windows, beamed ceilings, a large brick fireplace and quality kitchen furniture in rustic wood. There are 3 bedrooms, 2 baths (bath/shower, one of them en-suite) and a guest toilet. The Villa is being sold partially furnished, with A/C warm/cold and a Sat TV connection. Furthermore, storage rooms and a spacious carport are available, and it has no track, the driveway is completely paved. A really nice property in beautiful surroundings and has an absolutely outstanding price-performance ratio

Price: 210,000€

SAFARI LOUNGE Hot Stone

ANGUS Argentina MRS. Rump steak 200 gr. MR. Rump steak 300 gr. The Queen 400 gr. The King 500 gr. Tenderloin MRS. Filet steak 180 gr. MR. Filet steak 250 gr. The Queen 330 gr. The King 400 gr. Pork Fillet MRS. Pork 180 gr. MR. Pork 250 gr.

12.90 € 16.90 € 21.90 € 25.90 € 15.90 € 19.90 € 23.90 € 27.90 € 11.90 € 19.90 €

Sword fish with King Prawns 12.90 €

Paseo de Larios, 38 (on corner at beach end) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 541 343 / 606 852 412 www.safari-lounge.com

King Prawns 11.90 € All dishes are served with salad and fries. 1€ extra -Baked Potato Pepper, Roquefort or Red-wine Sauce


EL MORCHE

FP0819 A delightful two bedroom terraced property of 88m2 in the centre of the town. This very well presented property is ideal for permanent living or as a holiday home. It enjoys a quiet outlook with a front terrace overlooking the communal garden/pool area and yet is round the corner from all amenities and 200metres to the beach. There is gas central heating.

ONLy 169,000€

ALMACHAR

FP0805 This is an 89m2 semi detached property near the village of Almachar. The renovation is 90% complete. The property has over 7,000m2 of land on two levels. One lower flat section of 4,800m2 and a higher flat level of 2,000m2. Short track access crosses the river to reach this property which has huge potential.

PriCED tO sELL at ONLy 95,000€ tOrrE OFFiCE Calle Playa Marina, 2D Torre del Mar. 29740 Tel: 952 54 71 31 Mob: 606 087 362 NErJa OFFiCE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306

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