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Witty
Joke Book
A couple of rib ticklers
Still available!!
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Yours truely has put together a joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter. A great stocking filler!!!!
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary) Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a Clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook". If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam! When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
“A great read” “I couldn’t put it down” “Tears were rolling down my face” “I literally laughed my socks off” Priced at just a fiver, it’s a must buy to keep by the loo! Available at the Trapiche Market on Tuesdays or The Friday market in Puente don Manuel. Alternatively, email: tonyknight13@yahoo.co.uk or call Tony: 664 689 138
TRAPICHE MARKET
Every Tuesday 9.30am - 1.30pm
Come and enjoy a cool relaxing morning at Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa. EASY PARKING Outside courtyard and function room full of fabulous stalls offering something for everyone. Browse at your leisure and enjoy a coffee in the beautiful shadey gardens Take the A-272 turning onto the Velez-Malaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield
Call Anita on: 627 877 164