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The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 101

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Rent a Home Spain Buy a Home Spain For Sale

Ref: S4-115

Alcaucin

Outstanding 4 Bed 2 Bath Villa (213m² built, 3,200m² plot), fully legal, top quality, on cusp of National Park with amazing views, totally private, gated entrance, mature gardens, variety of sunny & covered terraces & balconies, 4 double bedrooms, 2 lovely bathrooms, 2 spacious lounge/dining rooms, 2 f/f modern kitchens, 2 entrances (NEW!)

Sales Price: 375,000€

For Rent

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Caleta

Lovely Spacious Villa (170m²), walking distance to beach, marina, golf & all local amenities, large lounge/dining room with fireplace, sun lounge with own terrace, f/f kitchen, 4 double beds, 2 baths, 2nd lounge, gardens, large pool with sunny private terraces and large covered dining/BBQ terrace

For Sale

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Arenas

Elegant 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa (210m² built, 2,500m² plot), in beautiful countryside with breathtaking sea views, gated entrance, mature grounds, 10m x 5m pool, shady & sunny terraces, large sitting room with wood burner fireplace, circular dining room with vaulted ceiling, lovely f/f modern quality kitchen/diner, utility room, 3 spacious double bedrooms, master en-suite plus own terrace (NEW!)

Sales Price: 290,000€

For Rent

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Caleta

First Class 2 Bed 2 Bath Ground Floor Apartment (60m² built, 100m² plot), with large covered terrace, outside lounge & dining areas, garden with lawn, spacious lounge/dining room, f/f modern kitchen, 2 double bedrooms, master en-suite, family bathroom, underground secure parking

For Sale

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Comares

Modernized and extended 3 Bed 2 Bath Country Villa (133m² built, 3,800m² plot), lovely views, excellent tarmac access, lounge/dining room with log fire, f/f modern kitchen with dining area, 3 double beds, 2 bathrooms (1 en-suite), extra sitting room, 8m x 4m pool, sunny & covered terraces, roof terrace & mature gardens (NEW!)

For Sale: 199,500€

For Rent

Ref: R3-225

Mezquitilla

Excellent 3 Bed 2.5 Bath Townhouse (179m² built, 200m² plot), sea views, near to beach, spacious throughout, entrance hall, lounge/diner, f/f large dining kitchen, 3 double beds (2 with balconies), 2 large baths (one en-suite), terraces to front & rear, lovely communal pool & gardens, Sat TV, internet, 2 underground parking places

For Rent: 1,000€ per month For Rent: 500€ per month For Rent: 750€ per month www.rentahomespain.com / www.buyahomespain.com email: info@rentahomespain.com Enquire about Enquire about Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, our next FREE our FREE Financial Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Advice Clinic Legal Clinic Tel: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414 (You’ll find us located on the main road opposite the Torre del Mar bus station)


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m Fro Ed... e the th Happy New Year, 2013, to all our loyal readers and advertisers! The year new is a great opportunity to review the year gone by and see what we would like to do differently in the one to come. It’s a chance to start afresh, take on new challenges and set new goals and aspirations. Whatever your dream is for 2013, we at The Sentinella hope it comes true for you. I am writing this editorial from a wooden cottage in a hippy community in Topanaga, Los Angeles. It’s not quite the luxurious place I had in mind when I first decided to spend some time in LA, but I’ll only be here for a couple more nights and then I’m off to live somewhere else in the US for a while (thank goodness!) I landed here only a few days ago and the crippling jet lag is still in full swing. Last night I had a bad stomach too and found myself on the loo more often than not. But, despite the jetlag and the dodgy tummy, I’m happy to be here. My book, The Light, will be released soon (in the UK on December 21st and in the US a week or two later) and one of the reasons I’m in the US is to begin the marketing campaign here and do some radio interviews, etc… My dream for 2013 is that The Light is well on its way to achieving ‘bestseller’ status, and my ultimate dream – no matter how long it takes – is to sell at least one million copies. If you’ve been following the story of The Light in previous editions, you’ll already know that it’s a fundraising project, with 100% of the net profit going to seven charities which do outstanding work in the world.

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Deposito Legal Ma-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

Its goal is to help people reawaken their own Inner Light and shine at everything they do, acting as a beacon for others. We all have the potential to be human lighthouses, guiding the way for those who cross our path. Read more about The Light on page 55 and

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From The Ed (cont)

Strange News

see the striking cover design, plus discover how you can order your very own copy, with chapters by 22 luminaries in the personal transformation arena.

Lion tamers Schoolchildren in a Russian village found a lion cub wandering free – and took it back to show their classmates and teachers. The animal was briefly kept in the school gym, until police collected it and took it to a nearby zoo - to the amazement of zoo staff. "To be honest, we didn't believe it when we heard it first, but police wouldn't be making a joke," said Rostov Zoo deputy director Irina Gribanova."Then we saw it with our own eyes and were really amazed.A lion cub has never been found in the wild here in our region.” Police are still searching for the owner of the animal, which they say may have escaped from a travelling zoo as it passed through the area.The cub, nicknamed Barsik, is described as being in a "rather good condition" and is believed to be around six months old.

Wishing each and every one of you a shining, glowing, illuminating New Year…

Keidi Keating

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Fire cracker - A US magician was seriously injured after a TV host set his head on fire live on television. Wayne Houchin was appearing on a show in the Dominican Republic when, in an apparently unscripted prank, its host dropped flammable liquid on his head, setting him alight. Houchin's own crew, who were at the show, rushed to save him and put out the flames - but not before he had suffered burns to his head, face, neck and right hand. The illusionist, who hosts Breaking Magic on the Discovery Channel, was rushed to hospital but is recovering. He wrote on Facebook after the incident: "I was not aware he was going to do this. This was not a stunt or part of an act - this was a criminal attack. He has continued to report on his progress on Twitter and in one of his more recent posts wrote: "The doctors are cautiously optimistic that I will fully recover with no scars." The host used a liquid called Aqua De Florida to set Houchin alight.It is a flammable cologne popular in Latin countries, and is also used as a sacred cleaning spray by shamans and witch doctors in the Caribbean.


Wishing all our customers a very prosperous New Year!! From Rashid, his family and staff

Menu del Dia - 6.50€

Monday - Friday 12pm - 4pm 3 courses (including vegetarian)

Help yourself Buffet - Sundays Adults - 9€ Children under 10 - 5€ 13.00 - 16.00 Includes various starters, mains, vegetarian dishes, rice and bread

Special Menu Monday to Saturday - 9.50€

Pappadam, Onion Bhajee / Vegetable Pakora / Vegetable Samosa, Prawn Puri & Chicken Tikka Chicken, Lamb, Prawn Vegetable - Vindaloo / Balti / Jalfrezi Tikka Masala / Korma / Dansak / Biryani / Chicken or Lamb Tikka Pilau Rice / Naan / Tea or Coffee

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Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 Open: 12.00 - 16.00 18.00 - 24.00 everyday www.publisur.net TAJ Mahal Restaurant


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Quiz Night every Thursday from 8:30pm with cash prizes APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month

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Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?' His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.' Darn she’s good! (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!' he asked for it! (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?' She says, 'I was in bed.' 'In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!' Yep, he had that coming too! God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


TAJ MAHAL Traditional Indian Tandoori Restaurant Torrox Costa Eat as MUCh as YOU LikE

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Poppadum & Pickle tray Chicken, Lamb or Prawn Curry Rice or Naan Bread - Only 7€ (Vegetarian curry - 6.50€) Masood and his team wish all their customers, past, present and future, A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Open every day - 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.00 - 24.00 Ctra Nacional - 340 (Next to Post Office) torrox Costa

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Marina is our head technician and is highly experienced and qualified to Advanced Hairdressing NVQ Level 3, in addition she holds numerous diplomas for chemical straightening, advanced colouring, retail cutting & perming all obtained in Mayfair, London at the Goldwell Academy. Tony, a traditional barber with 50 years experience, who is here every Monday between 10am & 2pm - No appointment necessary. Please telephone or pop in for a FREE CONSULTATION WATCh This sPACE! New addition to our team! steffan has trained with Toni and Guy and Regis and has over 10 years experience with all advanced colouring and cutting techniques!

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D-tox Spa Treatment

Disperses unwanted toxins in the body, re-balancing the cells which optimise their function to extract nutrients and dispose of unwanted waste. The result will be renewed energy levels & a general feeling of well being.

Collagen Stimulation Therapy

This revolutionary new treatment, also known as 'micro-needling' is especially effective for addressing the visible signs of ageing, as well as sun damage, slackened skin, stretch marks, uneven skin tone and dilated blood vessels. For information book a free consultation with Debbie and take advantage of the current fantastic discount & pricing offer.

NEW!! Acupunture

5 element acupuncture to cure many things including; stress, anxiety, pain, headaches, phobias, etc. plus ear acupuncture to stop smoking!

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Happ (along from Morenos Bar) Advanced Cosmetic Procedures & Electrolysis Got any unwanted blemishes, skin tags, facial thread veins, milia, warts etc? We can remove them quickly and easily. Currently 20% Off Treatments

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Specialising in soft tissue massage and manipulation inc. treatments for sciatica, back problems, tension headaches, muscle injuries as well as relaxing & lymphatic massage.

Thermal Imaging for Breast & Body

Body Screening for early detection and Nutritional advice with Janet Van Dam. Here every Monday by appointment only.

TEETh WhiTENiNG

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Acrylic and Gel Nail Extensions

Check out our fabulous designs on the hair & beauty facebook page Acrylic colours and Nail Art also available Mani-Q long lasting Gel Polish - Lasts up to 3 weeks without chipping or fading January Offer! Gel manicure was 25€ now 20€ Gel Pedicure was 25€ now 20€ Chiropodist by appointment only

Well Being Clinic - Tuesday 22nd January - 10am - 3pm For men & women includes: Blood pressure, BMI, Blood glucose just 12.50€ including Cholesterol, 9.50€ without. Please call for an appointment

Lipo by Laser / Oxford Skin Clinics

Lose those unwanted inches by targeting adipocyte cells (fat cells) in specific areas such as face, neck, upper arms, stomach, legs & knees. Treatments start from 25€. Call us for more information

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Fresh Daily Fruit, Salad & Vegetables & so much more!

FRESHNESS GUARANTEED! All the usual favourites inc. Parsnips, Swede, Sprouts, Fennel, Fresh Herbs and all seasonal Fruit & Veg Great range of Homemade Pies, inc. Steak & Kidney, Steak & Guinness and Chicken & Mushroom. HOT Sausage Rolls and Cornish style Pasties cooked on the premises Come and try our renowned Honey Roast Ham and NOW Roast Beef - Delicious!! *Extra Mature Somerset Cheddar Cheese *Wide range of Homemade Pickles *Fresh Farm Eggs *Variety of Personalised Greeting Cards Wholesale supply to bars & shops also available Mon, Weds & Fridays 10am - 4pm / Tues, Thurs & Sat 10am - 2pm

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TAJ MAHAL - VENTA BAJA Ali, his family & staff would like to thank you for your custom over the last year and wish you all a a very happy New Year!!

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Menu del Dia Mon-Fri 12pm - 4pm 3 courses €5.95 with veg. curry €6.95 with meat/prawn curry

takeaways available Free Pappadam & pickle with takeaways

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Ladies & Gents Hairdressing Salon

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De Cotta Law Litigation in Spain and the UK By De Cotta Law

proceedings though for family proceedings these have not been very costly.

what are the major differences between the two jurisdictions in civil matters?

Can you act in person in spain or the Uk or do you have to be legally represented?

One of the main differences is that the pleadings or documents submitted to the court in the English system are shorter and indeed the system now requires a “skeleton argument” which is literally the bare bones of the case. In Spain the demanda or claim – made in court has to be argued in full in the first document submitted with all of the facts, the evidence and the case law relied on.

In the UK it is possible to represent yourself in family and civil proceedings. In English family proceedings and with the reduction in the number of firms who provide legal aid this has become more common. You can also commence civil action and defend a civil action. In criminal proceedings you are appointed a lawyer if you do not have one.

what are the major differences between the two jurisdictions in criminal matters? In the Spanish criminal law system the Judge is an investigating Judge with powers to call for evidence, to question witnesses and to decide what information can and cannot be released to the parties at the preliminary stage of the proceedings – ‘Diligencias Previas’. In the English system it is the role of the adversarial counsel to question witnesses and provide evidence with the Judge having a role in testing that evidence and asking additional questions but not investigating matters that are not brought before him or her by the prosecution and defence. are there court costs in both countries? The current government has brought in new court costs as part of the new financial measures. For a civil claim of 50.000€ for example the court fee would be 300€ + 0,5% of the total value of the claim (50,000€ in this case, so an additional 250€, making the total cost 550€. The cost of a subsequent Appeal would be 800€. For a divorce petition for example, the cost would be 150€ + 0,5% of the total value of the claim; with the cost of appeal also 800€. In England there have always been court fees payable on submitting claims in civil and family

In Spain not only can you not act in person but you also have to name a court procurator as well as an abogado or lawyer in all proceedings except for minor criminal allegations.. To meet the litigation experts at De Cotta Law, please contact Sandra Wrightson on: Tel: 952 527 014 / 952 523 428 www.decottalaw.com


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Cafe - Bar “Serving a selection of new dishes and of course, Fresh Fish! Attractive prices”

Fresh Cod & Chips available everyday just 8€ Fresh Home-Made Desserts! Special Offer! Delicious Lobster 500gr. - only 18€ C/Marquita 3, Paseo Puerta del Mar, Almuñecar Tel: 958 630 245 / 629 882 696 You can find us near the old Post Office, in front of the entrance to the underground car park. Closed Wednesdays


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Flour & Water We eat glue!!?

Execution!! Whatever your job make it fun !

(Q) How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go? (A) You darned well know where it went! That’s what makes the cake stick to your bum and hips

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We offer safe, tranquil accomodation for your cat. Our pens are safe and secure but with all the comforts of home, making it very cosy. Only 20 mins from Torre del Mar, inland towards Vinuela, Campo Cats is a short 2 min drive from a main tarmac road which gives very good access. We welcome inspection visits where we can discuss your cat’s personal needs. We only accept cats that are fully vaccinated Also, we can provide a collection & delivery service. For further details, call Linda on: 665 510 735 www.campocats.com Campo Cats Cattery


Everyone at Anda Networks wish past, present & future clients a very Happy New Year!


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The Day Penis Asked For A Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp environment I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep after brief work periods You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You will retire well before you are 65 You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina

Plaza Lounge Bar/Restaurant “Under New Management”

“This Bar is situated in the charming and historical original Plaza of Benamargosa, which in itself boasts the cultivation of lemons and avocado pears and most recently mangoes. The Plaza was the centre of this old farming town, featuring the original Ayuntamiento building (now the local library), this bar was the local meeting place for the farmers and travellers, which is situated next to the beautiful water fountain. A quaint plaza surrounded by typical Spanish houses pouring petals from their beautifully flowering balconies onto the cobbled street below” Recently acquired by new tenants, this bar is undergoing a slow transformation to bring it back to its original ambiance. A relaxed lounge bar and restaurant, offering drinks and food to quench the thirsty and hungry. Saturdays - homemade Curries & steaks Weekdays - Free tapas on offer 7pm - 9pm Fridays - Fresh Fish and home Cut Chips Saturday Mornings - Bring or Buy table top Sundays - traditional English sunday Lunch with choice of Meats, Fresh Vegetables, sale, for Local artisans, Collectors and roast Potatoes, Yorkies and Jug of gravy general rummagers A great meeting place offering coffee, cakes, snacks and lunches

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The colour indigo, a mix of deep blue and violet, has long been associated with mystical matters. It is the colour of intuition and perception, and is helpful in opening the third eye. It promotes deep concentration during times of introspection and meditation, helping you achieve deeper levels of consciousness. It is a colour which relates to the "New Age" - the ability to use the Higher Mind to see beyond the normal senses with great powers of perception. It relies on intuition rather than gut feeling. Service to humanity is one of the strengths of the colour indigo. Powerful and dignified, in-

digo conveys integrity and deep sincerity. The colour meaning of indigo reflects great devotion, wisdom and justice along with fairness and impartiality. It is a defender of people's rights to the end. Indigo loves rituals and traditions, religion and the institutional system, conforming to things that have worked in the past while planning for the future. It is believed to stimulate the right side of the brain or creative activity, and helps with spatial skills. It is a dramatic colour relating to the world of the theatre, so during times of stress, an ‘indigo person’ becomes the drama queen, making a mountain out of a molehill! The negative colour meaning of indigo relates to fanaticism and addiction, encompassing everything from a need for recognised qualifications to a need for illegal drugs; from the workaholic to the religious fanatic. The source of the colour was indigo plants (Indigoferatinctoria) found in India, and the dye had to be imported at great expense.


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re! Caribe is taking bookings now for Valentines day, dont miss out call in or telephone to re- re a t serve your table 952 530 831. Caribe is locates o xC Torro don the Paseo Maritimo with uniterrupted Great fun, great exercise and a great night out views of the mediterranean at Yo Jive Modern Jive dance classes held on a Tuesday evening at Restaurante Parquesol in El Morche Torrox Costa. Modern Jive (sometimes known as leroc, ceroc back in the UK) is a fusion of many dance styles to modern music (although it says Jive its not rockn'roll!) Why not give it a go, a few lessons and you will be hooked. Every week we have a beginners class, you do not need a partner, come alone or bring a friend. It’s easy it’s fun and it’s a great way to meet new people. Email, call or find us on facebook to find out more. Class starts at 8pm but doors are open from 7.45 pm. First class of the New Year Tuesday 8th January. t it he abou ad all

If you are thinking if reforming think of Multiparquet & sevices based in Torrox Costa since 2002 reforming and decorating for you! Specialising in Parquet flooring, underfloor heating, decorating, reforms and they provide an IKEA service, they supply, deliver and assemble. Call Matthias 652 357 584. CardioDance: Learn to salsa, cha cha, swing and hustle to an aerobic workout. Dance classes also held in all these, plus rumba, sal cha and choreographed routines. 606 086 300 Want healthy heat with no maintenance, mould or fumes and thermostatically controlled? Contact Gary at infrasol on 951 258 010 for a viewing, quote or to book a viewing. www.infrasol.eu.com Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com

Contact Lewis insurance services for reputable buildings and contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought and sold, call Mark on 653 322 392. Join us at Los amigos in January. Our regular line up of line dancing is on Mondays at 7pm. Every Tuesday at 3.30pm we have traditional skittles. Quiz night and play your cards right every Wednesday at 9pm. Pool night on Thursdays. Karaoke on Fridays at 9pm and Sunday nights Open Jam sessions from 9pm. Live music on Saturday nights see notice board for details. 5th January we have a trip to Malaga to see the three kings call into the bar to find out more.


This month at rebeccah Curtis wellbeing Centre enjoy a De-stress and detox massage after christmas with a back massage and foot reflex massage. Includes essential oil foot spa. ONLY 30€! Call for more information or to book an appointment. Powerplate sessions are still only 4€ or book a course of 10 for only 20€. The centre is open Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm.

russells British store always have a great stock of favourite British products. Vegetarian food and frozen weight watchers ready meals as well as our normal frozen food section. Popular ciders such as Scrumpy Jack as well as Guinness, lager and Crabbies ginger beer. Cleaning products, toiletries, pet food, greeting cards and more. Every month we have special offers in store so please call in to see our January offers. If we haven’t got something you are looking for please ask and we can try and get it. We would like to wish all our customers a Happy New Year and thank you for your loyal service.

Visit sylvia Bowyer, a qualified practicioner since 2001 for Bowtech treatment at the Rebeccah Curtis wellness centre on Tues or Fri or at Egos in Competa on Mon & Wed. The Bowen Technique is a hands-on therapy that is applied using gentle pressure it can provide relief for many types of injuries and other health problems, it is appropriate for all ages. Bowen technique addresses the whole body holistically by restoring balance via the autonomic nervous system. Call Sylvia to find out more. Opening times at Rebeccah Curtis are Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm.


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a t s o C ToSererpoagxes 30 - 39 Hi, all of us at “guido Bauer s.L.” would like to wish you a happy New Year!!! We are a family business dedicated to all types of property management. We now have one large office in Torrox Costa, Centro International Block 76, ground floor. We are no longer connected to the office which we had opposite Supersol in Torrox Costa, this office is now an independent agent who has nothing to do with Guido Bauer S.L., please direct all enquiries to us in Block 76 this is very important for us.. thank you. Here you will find our friendly team all trilingual speaking Spanish, English, German and French. We are estate agents, property managers and rental agents, also helpful with translation services, wills and inheritance and all types of insurances. Our dedicated rental team can offer you long and short term rentals. We are open everyday from 9.30–14.00 and 16.00–20.00 also Saturdays from 10.30–14.00. We are also contactable on our mobiles 24hrs. Come and see us, I am sure we can help you. Our motto ¨Guido Bauer once a client, always a client¨¨.

wendy Mobile hairdresser has been on the Costa for 7 years and originally had the hair salon Blades on the Costa del Ora, Torrox Costa. Being mobile for a fair few years Wendy is looking to add to her established clientele. With over 20 yrs experience in cutting, colouring, Belmain Hair Extension, Body waxing, make up and Body massages. Wendy will be offering her services of Body Waxing and Body massages in the New Year – this will be on a home visit making the experience much more relaxing especially after having a relaxing massage. Happy New Year to all old and new customers.

REF 2009 Bargain of the Month Great Opportunity Modern top class ground floor flat with 2 beds in very attractive quiet setting, 55m2 + 20m2 open sunny terrace, 1 bath, south orientated, close to community pool in Torrox Park, two entrances, one directly onto community ardens, american kitchen fully equipped, fully furnished, everything in top class condition. Only 5 minutes drive to the coast and Torrox Costa. Now selling for only 92.000€

Guido Ba Block 76, G 29793 Torrox Costa www.guidob Sales: Siobha Rentals: Manue


restaurante El Pino in Torrox Park offer a wide choice of both English and Indian dishes. Friday nights is Fish and Chips night, buy 2 fish and chip meals and get a free bottle of wine. Sunday lunches, probably the best in the area are served from 12.30pm until 9.30pm and with a choice of starters, main courses and desserts is only 11€. Indian food is served Monday through to Thursday evening and Saturday nights. Entertainment at El Pino is always fun with Monday Happy O´aoke, Saturday nights are jam session or live music. See our notice board for what’s going on. El Pino Property services is your Real Estate Agent for park homes both mobile and wooden chalets on Torrox Park. We are here to help you find your

auer S.L. Ground floor a Tel 952 532427 bauersl.com an 606 631 143 ela 654 369 298

new home, whether purchasing or renting, we can help with our extensive knowledge of the property market along the Costa Del Sol. Call in to our offices next to Restaurante El Pino or visit our website www.elpinoproperties .com If you would like to reserve space in the Torrox Costa section from just 20 euros a month with no contract. Please call : 664 210 468 or email sales@thesentinella.com

REAL BARGAINS! GREAT OPPORTUNITIES! ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE! - Ref.1166 Torrox Costa Price: Only 60,000€ - Ref.1121 Torrox Costa Price: 70,000€ - Ref.2007 Torrox Costa Price: 75,000€ - Ref.1176 Torrox Costa Price: 77,000€

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Sue & Carsten wish you a very Happy New Year!

We have Danish OPEN SANDWICHES - ENGLISH HOME MADE PIES & BAGUETTES with fillings of your choice. Try Irish Rump Steak & Mushrooms, Danish Roast Pork or Hot Chicken and Bacon or Herrings on Rye Bread. Try the NEW Bacon & Brie Baguette NEW!! Danish Fillet of Plaice and Greenland Prawns on a Danish Open Sandwich Assorted DANISH PASTRIES & TARTS including Carrot Cake & Dream Cake or why not try our Homemade LEMON CHEESECAKE topped with local oranges

Try Sue’s Naan Bread Pot with Curry (Balti, Tikka Massala, Madras) Music Night with “Vic Faulkner” from the band “HELLO” every Tuesday night at 9pm Wednesday 16th January - International Quiz Night starting at 8pm Karaoke every Friday night at 9pm

Open from 12 noon to late 6 days a week (closed Thursdays)

Tel: 952 967 734

Find us on Paseo Maritimo, Torrox Costa At the end of Avda. El Faro, down the steps and we are on the right just behind the “Ruins”

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Laguna Beach - Torrox Costa Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch

Valentine’s Day with ‘Bobby Mac’

5 course Candlelit dinner 8pm UsiC LiVE M uary n a J 19th Miles” “Alan

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Happy New Year!!! A BIG thank you for all your support and custom over this last year!!

9am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus / Sunday 1pm - 8pm Closed Wednesdays For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

952 968 100 / 696 516 534 Free wifi and PC usage


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Implant specialist We Speak English, German & French Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

Tel: 952 53 09 08


Clinica Casa Blanca Therapy Centre Torrox Costa since 2008

Osteopathy, Massages, Bowen technique, Lymphatic drainage, Reflexology, Reiki, Shiatsu, Craneo Sacral, Ear-Acupuncture Special Massage Offers!

* Whole body massage 75 min: 1 session = 39€ - 3 sessions = 108€ * Whole body massage 2 hours: 1 session = 59€ - 3 sessions = 167€ * Back, Neck and Shoulders or Legs 45 minutes: 21€

5 sessions = Last one half price - 10 sessions = Last one free (Each session paid separately, discount available only on the last session) *Neck and shoulders or Feet massage 30 mins *Therapy for pain and illnesses *Osteopathy *Bowen technique *Reflexology approx. 60 mins *Lymphatic drainage *Craneo sacral Therapy *Reiki/shiatsu/Metamorphic technique *Ear Acupuncture

15€ 40€ 45€ 40€ 20€ Bianca Bojahr From 20€ Gift Vouchers 45€ available 30€ Forever Living 20€ products Urb. Jardines del Mar / Bloque C3 Tel.: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673 (also home visits) (On the coast road N340 heading towards Nerja, 1 km at the traffic lights at Peñoncillo)

e-mail: clinicacasablanca@gmail.com / www.clinica-casa-blanca.com

The leading brand in infrared heating heat up your home in a healthy and economical way! Infrared Design Heating System: Pictures, Mirrors, Glass, Blackboards, Columns etc. -New additional product line of frameless white panels: More power for your money.

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Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952539742, mobile: 606423869, Email: sscharler@gmx.de

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Casa Maria Sky Sports

Jam Night - Mondays (The Original & Still The Best)

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(with hosts “Flip” & “Jonny Unplugged”) Free drink to everyone who plays! Jam Night Special - All shorts & mixer - 3€ All shots - 1€

Happy Hour Sundays 12pm - 4pm (1€ bottle, 2€ pint San Miguel, 1€ glass of wine)

Aerobic Classes Weds & Fri with Tracey - 10am John & Carol would like to wish everyone a very Happy & Healthy New Year Parties & Functions catered for

Open 11am - Late 7 days a week Call: 667 954 901 or 664 259 968 Torrox Park (bar on the goat track) www.casamarias.webs.com

The Sentinella wish you all a very Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year Keidi Kami Tony Michelle Tina xxXxx

El Peñoncillo, Torrox Costa Daily Large selection of Tapas - €1 Glass of wine - €0.90 Glass of beer - €1

Friday evenings Fish ‘n’ Chip night

(Free bottle of wine with every 2 meals)

Saturday nights Steak night - Buy 1 for 12€ Get the second for 6€ Traditional Sunday Lunch Every Sunday 1pm - 4pm Only €10.50 - 3 courses To reserve call: 666 752 478 Opening hours - 10am - 11pm (Closed Mondays) Kitchen open all day


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Dates Around The World English Women - First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to. Scottish Women - First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Italian Women - First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. Chinese Women - First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

avda. andalucia, 34B torre Del Mar ample Parking

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen. Indian women - First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. Jewish Women - First Date: You spend all your money to impress her. Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier Arab Women - First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats. No third date: The point? Don’t you just love Scottish women?

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Clear-view Glass Curtains

Covering The Axarquia and surrounding area since 2003

To celebrate our up and coming 10th anniversary, we have a one off pre-Christmas promotion! w 6 DOUBLE GLAzED WiNDOWs FROM 1,495€ + iVA w 12 DOUBLE GLAzED WiNDOWs FROM 2,950€ + iVA AND FREE hiGh sECURiTY ENTRANCE DOOR w FREE MOsQUiTO sCREENs ON ALL WiNDOWs This OFFER wont last and is based on the first 10 orders. so hurry book your FREE no obligation quotation NOW! OThER sERViCEs: Pool surrounds Glass Curtains Mosquito screens Conservatories solar Film Repairs to all glazing products

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interesting Facts - Located in the heart of the Caribbean, the Dominican Republic is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean to the north and to the south by the Caribbean Sea. The Dominican Republic was explored by Columbus on his first voyage in 1492. He named it La Espa単ola, and his son, Diego, was its first viceroy. The capital, Santo Domingo, founded in 1496, is the oldest European settlement in the Western Hemisphere. The Caribbean nation is a major tourist destination. This, coupled with free-trade zones, has become the country's major employer and key sources of revenue, replacing dependence on sugar, coffee and other exports. Hurricanes which have caused great destruction in the Dominican Republic include Hurricane David (1979) and Hurricane George (1998). A number of people also died in flooding caused by Tropical Storm Noel at the end of October 2007. Several bridges collapsed and many homes were destroyed.

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Worry As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now

I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. PS: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. Enjoy your day!

TEFL teacher required for private language school based in Torre del Mar. wExperience of teaching children preferred wBasic knowledge of Spanish required wExperience with Cambridge suite of exams an advantage Please send C.V. to: escuela@perfect-english.es or call: We are Here Ca C/

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Chris wright´s Property services would like to wish past and future clients a Happy and Prosperous New Year!! specialist in Plumbing, Carpentry, tiling, Electrical, Painting, Decorating and general Building works From Bespoke handmade kitchens and Bathrooms to Patios and Extensions City & guilds qualified and a time served tradesman For a professional and reliable service

Call Chris on: (0034) 655 240 957 Legal and Fully insured in celebrating 10 years of trading, 10% discount will be given when presenting this advert

Car Transfers Spanish Number Plates

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Importation of Foreign Vehicles Engineer Certificates I.T.V.s etc. Any other paperwork related to cars

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DIGITAL SATELLITE SERVICES All Barclays Premier League Games Live get set for another year of thrilling Premiership football. For the third year running, every game that your favourite Premier team is playing in 2012/2013 will be available LiVE in stunning high Definition. there is English commentary from skY reporters with pre- and post-match analysis for only 300€ a year. all 360 games can be seen for less than a euro a game, with many matches repeated during the week. abu Dhabi sports have the rights to show every Premier League game LiVE, unlike skY who only have the rights to some Premier League games and only at certain times of the week.

At Sat.Co we say “SKY don't − but Abu Dhabi do!” abu Dhabi sports can be received on an 80cm dish in southern spain from either arabsat 26" East or Nilesat 7" west. the whole installation, including high Definition receiver/ decoder and dish, is only 549€, including the first year’s subscription of 300€, paid in advance. we have already installed many abu Dhabi sports systems in bars and clubs, for businesses which see the obvious potential compared to what skY can offer. where required to − and to keep ‘her indoors’ happy! − we can install these systems into garages, sheds, pool houses, granny annexes and casitas. To find out more why, not visit one of our free, no-obligation 3D/HD demos

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The flying fish lives in warm waters far from land. It can make powerful, self-propelled leaps out of water into the air, where its long, wing-like fins enable gliding flight for considerable distances above the water's surface. This uncommon ability is a natural defence mechanism to evade predators. There are about 64 species of flying fish. The oldest known fossil of a flying or gliding

fish, Potanichthysxingyiensis, dates back to the Middle Triassic, 235-242 million years ago. However, this fossil in not related to modern flying fish, which evolved independently about 65 million years ago. Flying fish have given their name to: the Exocet guided missile, three ships of the United States Navy named USS Flying Fish and the constellation Volans ("flying", originally "PiscisVolans" = "flying fish"). From 1900 to the 1930s, flying fish were studied as possible models used to develop aircraft.


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Amazing Marine Life (Continued) Flying fish can use updrafts at the leading edge of waves to cover distances of at least

and their maximum altitude is 6m (20 ft) above the surface of the sea. They have been known to land on ships' decks. In Japanese cuisine, the fish is often preserved by drying. The roe of Cheilopogonagoo, or Japanese flying fish, is used to make some types of sushi, and is known as tobiko. It is also a staple in the diet of the Tao people of Orchid Island, Taiwan.

400m (1,300 ft).They can travel at speeds of more than 70 kilometres per hour (43 mph),

Their flights are typically around 50 metres (160ft). To glide upwards out of the water, a flying fish moves its tail up to 70 times per second; the curved profile of its "wing" is comparable to the aerodynamic shape of a bird wing.

TUESDAY MARKET 9.30am - 1.30pm

Come and enjoy a cool relaxing morning at Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa. EASY PARKING Outside courtyard and function room full of fabulous stalls offering something for everyone. Browse at your leisure and enjoy a coffee in the beautiful shadey gardens Take the A-272 turning onto the Velez-Malaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield

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Nerja is renowned for its friendly, efficient local businesses, caring charities and all-round community spirit. It makes sense to support the best of the best, so check these out! rafters rastro – New 2 You Shop. We buy and sell your unwanted household items. We sell a huge variety of goods which are changing every day. Normally we have in stock; a wide range of furniture, lamps, vases, ornaments, general bric a brac, books and good quality second-hand clothes. Contact Alan or Wendy. Come and see Glenn and Carlos at the Big garage. With more than 50 years experience as mechanics speaking English, Spanish, German and Dutch. They repair and service all makes of vehicles including 4x -4’s. Steel aluminium welding. Also long term car storage available. They are easy to find - leave the motorway exit and turn right down toward Nerja. Turn right just before Lidl and you will see our green door as you drive a short way into the industrial estate. New to the Costa del Sol is the Classic Car Club Nerja. Call 610 101 456 or email arnovanleeuwen@yahoo.es to find out more about membership details. The Classic Car Club Nerja has chosen The Big Garage as their place for repairs, restoration, storage, appraisals and more... and the Big Garage is offering a 20% discount on labour costs for members of the Classic Car Club Nerja. Olas - We have over the month of December 2012 installed a new TV System to enhance the HD picture quality including another 60inch screen for the front of the bar, added a new OLAS Notice board, added some great new picutres and some memorabilia, added a bit of colour to the floor! also through out January we will be adding seats to the front of our viewing stand (The Chicken Run) and sprucing it up for the summer months so come and take a look at the new look Olas 2013. The first weekend of the month is The 3rd round FA cup weekend where the big teams join the competition. We will show as many of the games that are available. Tennis the Australian open runs 14th to 27th. The African cup of nations football runs 19th to the 30th with lots of Horse racing. Rugby the final tests of India v England in the cricket. Lots to see... We will as normal on a weekly basis add to facebook and or notice boards our weekly menu of matches and events in the bar. If you are on holiday come and tell us who you would like to see and we will endevour to show it. Our Monthly Charity Quiz returns on Saturday Jan 12th sitting at 8 for an 8-30pm start. We will be including our famous half time buffet. We hope in 2013 to raise money for “The Help for Heroes Charity” which we all understand as a worthwhile cause & for 2013 we would Like to Support “The Bobby Moore Fund” for Cancer reasearch in to Bowel Cancer with hopefully a guest towards the end of the year to collect money raised. As usual we will support the local charities throughout the year as well. Please get in touch or pop in to reserve a place in the quiz as they do get booked up. Just one for the calander as usual we will be showing the SuperBowl on Sat Feb 3rd, we had a good crowd last year till the silly hours so all welcome. Lastly happy 2013 to all of you and hope it brings good luck and a new lease of life after a some what funny period for some over the past few years. All the very best Dean, Jill and The Olas Team.


If your car needs repairing or you want to have is spray painted, visit Jonathan at artucolor for the best price and service. Artucolor is a general mechanics workshop offering car body repairs and body painting. Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices - a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments and prices as well as directions to and pictures of the clinic. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish / Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French and Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66. Have you been to Chique Bar on Calle Chaparil? Come and see Stevie and her team, they have a great selection of beers including Mahou, Victoria, John Smith, Guinness, Crabbies to name a few. They serve tapas, wraps, snacks and pastries plus have a wide selection of coffees and teas and every month will have a different guest tea, great to enjoy with a pastry! Every Monday is a Stitch 'n' Bitch or just a natter, you can share your knitting, crochet experiences with others or beginners can come along to learn with an experienced tutor 12-2pm. The first Wednesday of every month is Book Club from 12.30 until 1.30pm and Februarys book is The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing. Friday night is quiz night with free tapas, maximum four people per team, starts at 9pm. Chique bar also have a pool table and team and show all major sporting events on TV. There is WiFi and air-conditioning in the bar. They look forward to welcoming you. “the Cool hot Dude” brings to you this winter’s “Hotties”, the leading microwave heated hot water bottle. Safe and easy to use. Hotties are ultra convenient to use, with only a couple of minutes heating in the microwave whilst staying warm for hours. Keep warm this winter for only 10 euros. Call “The Hot Dude” on 664 689 138 or visit the Trapiche Market at Trapiche on Tuesday or The Puente don Manuel Market on a Friday. Free delivery in the Axarquia area. Visit ink and Chips on C/Perez. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges and peripherals as well as laptop and printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year. Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment.

“The Coo l H O T Du de” “hOttiEs” the Leading Microwave heated hot water Bottle safe and Easy to Use - Only 10€

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The Light the Light – a Book of wisdom By keidi keating

in unison to Spread the Light, living from the heart not the head, of universal truths, and being of service to others. Through reading The Light people will awaken to this sense of oneness so we can step into a new world and live in harmony and unity. Pure, radiant and transformational in nature, The Light isn’t just another self-help book. Behind the words and pages there is a beating heart and a vibrant soul. For those who are open, every page has the potential to illuminate the pathway to the ancient secret that has been hidden deep inside. Jack Canfield, Originator of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, and featured teacher in The Secret, said:

The Light is a Book of Wisdom bringing some of the world’s leading luminaries together in an act of service to humanity. Twenty-two shining contributors have unconditionally given their chapters, including best-selling authors Neale Donald Walsh, Don Miguel Ruiz, Marci Shimoff, Barbara Marx Hubbard, Janet Attwood, and John Perkins. The Light takes the reader through preparation, practices and experiences on sacred journey to reach the Holiest of Holies, the Sanctum Sanctorum, the place where the ancient mystery of the Inner Light is revealed. Covering topics from co-creating a peaceful world, forgiveness, healing, finding purpose and happiness, to chapters about health, wellbeing, destiny, and the mysteries of Kundalini, the book also has practical exercises and guidance, empowering readers to achieve their greatest potential. The message of The Light shines further than helping readers via the content, and charities via the donations. It radiates a powerful message of oneness, of coming together, working

“My life is dedicated to that which motivates, educates, inspires and uplifts humanity. The Light does exactly that – it empowers people to find their greatness and serves to make this world a brighter place for us all.” And Lisa Nichols, featured teacher in The Secret and international bestselling author of No Matter What, said: “The Light has been created out of the generosity of its contributors and is offered in service to humanity. How refreshing! Each chapter is an invitation and opportunity to breakthrough all the baggage of past conditioning and to transform your life from the ordinary to the extraordinary. You, my brothers and sisters, are destined to live in that Possibility.” For more info: www.thelightnetwork.com/thelight to order by internet: Type ‘The Light Keidi Keating’ into Amazon.co.uk and hit ‘order’ to order by phone within spain: Call Julie Chimes on 648 467 391 or email: jc@rainbowpath.org


DENtist Dr Bakri

*Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

Torrox Costa Tel: 952 53 20 12

Emergencies: 678 974 892

English Dental Technician 30 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640 rEstaUraNtE asiatiCO

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Opening Hours 12pm - 4pm 6.30pm - 12am avda. andalucia, 35, algarrobo Costa tel: 952 551 439 Mob: 673 160 208

MENU DEL Dia 5.90€ 6.90€ EVENiNgs

Painter & Decorator *Qualified Tradesman *Over 35 years experience *All aspects of the trade covered *Reasonable Rates *References Supplied

628 653 676

aUtOCOOL The only mobile service specialising solely in car air-con systems. Get your a/c serviced now before next summer and before it lets you down. Have your headlights gone opaque or yellow? This is now a fail on After Before the ITV test so get them professionally refinished. For both services call Mike now on 951 321446 or 616 264067 www.autocoolspain.com

Michael/Maria Reeve Tlfn: (+34) 669 899 065

Email: acecarrental@hotmail.co.uk www.acecarrental.biz

Airport pick-up and delivery

Fiat Panda 2007 Rent to Buy option 260€ x 12 months, includes Insurance. Or rent long term 250€ minimum 3 month hire

No more mowing, watering or dead spots! Artificial grass is the solution for a unique ground covering. For more info or a free quotation

Call: 619 317 211

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POOL  TABLE

INTERNET ACCESS

BAR ATILA

FREE WI-FI

SKY SPORTS

SUNDAY ROASTS

FULL HD!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

From Nicky, Kim and all our staff Open 10am til late. Kitchen open til 9pm (til 5pm on Sundays)

CLOSED

1st Jan - 14th Jan

HAPPY HOUR! Mon - Sat 6pm - 7pm Beer - €1.50 / pint Spirit & mixer - €2.00 CLOSED THURSDAYS

Sunday roasts Daily home-cooked  specials board Parties catered for

Tue -  8.30pm - Kim’s Quiz Wed - 2pm - Pool  Club  (all welcome) Thur - Closed

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For information  or  bookings  please call: 

663 393 987

C/Buena  Vista,  Puente don Manuel


WELL-THERM

NOT JUST A MAN WITH A WHITE VAN

Medical Thermography & Nutrition PREVENTION - EARLY DETECTION - MONITORING

Well actually he is and the van is white, but there the similarity ends! First class, reliable & competitive service for local removals, collections from IKEA etc. Flat pack assembly service available. Also 2-3 runs every month to UK & returns – full or part loads or just one item accepted. Insured for goods in transit. Call us for a quote on 951 067 758

Non Invasive

Reliable

Radiation Free Pain free

Janet Van Dam tel: 618 989 125 www.well-therm.com

janetvandam@live.com

Clinics at El Morche, Competa, Puente Don Manuel

Right Food Choices Lose weight Easily & Permanently Rebalancing hormones

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What if you could learn to improve your health by just making a few simple changes to your daily food choices? Just simply improving your health by knowing which foods to choose that work with your body and promote easy weightloss and a healthy metabolism. Nowadays more and more people are overweight and experience health problems (Metabolic Syndrome), which really all have one common cause: insulin resistance. Right food choices offers a simple, and easy way to understand how food is used in our bodies to help rebalance our hormones. Women can vastly improve their breast health by reducing their weight, because fat-tissue produces oestrogen and any excess fat adds more oestrogen to the body, increasing the risk of breast and uterine disease. No dieting and no calorie counting, just simply re-learning what we should be eating to optimise our health. No need for will power, no hunger, more energy, cost effective and easy to do. You can even have some wine as part of your menu if that is what you are used to. Whether you want to lose weight, improve your diabetes or lower your cholesterol, your blood pressure, your risk of heart and arterial disease or cancer, right FOOD ChOiCEs can give you the tools you need to positively and permanently improve your health. available are • a one-off 2 ½ hour personal session at your home or at clinic – 100€ (travel costs may apply for home sessions) (free short follow up consultations for 1 month) • a 5 hour workshop including a taster lunch 75€ • Additional coaching sessions 1 hour (practice/ phone/ Skype) - 40 £/€ For workshop dates and locations/ appointments/ information call: Janet van Dam on 61 89 89 125 - www.well-therm.com


Property Concerns Manuel Bermudez Ocaña Qualified Property Adviser Member de los Colegios Oficiales de Angentes de la Propiedad Inmobiliaria de España and acknowledged by SOAH to offer services and give advice. If you have concerns about the legality of your property, I can examine your documents and advise you what future action to take. My fee for this is between 60-100 euros. If your paper work is favourable you can proceed yourself, I will tell you the offices to approach or I can provide this service. Your house has rights providing your legal papers are in order and registered at the appropriate offices.

Telephone 653 334 380 (English) E-mail: property-advisor@hotmail.com

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New powerful 500cc 4x4 Buggies on the Costa del Sol. Discover the magnificent inland Andalucia in a spectacular way! w w w w

half day tour 31/2 hours The ideal gift or just an adrenaline boost ideal for stags, hens or birthdays, etc. Drivers from 21 years with licence

You will experience the ultimate adventure, crossing rivers in a ”breathtaking” manner and being guided to places you have never been. Come and have a try!!

Call: 653 635 180 Email: info@buggytours.net www.buggytours.net


Rendezvous Bar & Restaurant

Light bites including: Fried Camembert Fresh Scallops Homemade Chicken Liver Pate

SKY / ESPN

(Bar area only)

Full Breakfast Menu served all day, every day

Tapas & Specials Board available every day

NEW WINTER MENU

including Lamb Shanks in Rosemary & Mint, Liver Bacon & Onions, Beef Stew & Dumplings, Finest Steaks, Fresh Salmon & Chicken from the Grill. Fresh Homemade Italian Pizzas & Fresh Pastas Take Away Menu/Service AVailable

PASTA DAY (every Thursday)

Any Pasta & Drink 6.95€ per person (drink includes Small Beer, Soft Drink, Glass of Wine)

MENU OF THE DAY (every Sunday)

3 courses 10.95€ Prawn Cocktail or Homemade Chicken Liver Pate, Homemade Lasagne & Salad, Sausage & Mash with onion gravy, Pork Fillet with Mushroom Sauce, Spotted Dick, Chocolate Sponge, Apple Crumble with Custard, Mixed Ice Cream (Menu subject to change)

WINTER OPENING HOURS Monday - Closed Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 10am – Late Saturday 12pm - Late & Sunday - 12pm – 8pm

HEATED TERRACE Camino de Venta Baja, Puente Don Manuel, La Viñuela Please contact Victoria or Simon on 676 582 147 or 622 404 339 for reservations and details of forthcoming special nights & events


ARKWRIGHTS

The British store & More Your No. 1 stop shop Open 7 days a week OF PUENTE DON MANUEL - NEAR LAKE ViñUELA NExT TO ThE FERRETERiA, AT ThE END OF ThE PARADE OF shOPs AT ThE CRUz DE PERiANA

WE Wish EVERYONE A hEALThY, hAPPY & PROsPEROUs 2013 MAKE This `UNLUCKY’ 13 LUCKY FOR YOU BY CALLiNG AT ARKWRiGhTs FOR ALL ThEiR WEEKLY BARGAiNs iN JANUARY ALL ChRisTMAs sTOCK hALF PRiCE WE hAVE WEEKLY iNsTORE OFFERs & REDUCTiONs WE ONLY CLOsE TWO DAYs OF ThE YEAR, ChRisTMAs DAY & NEW YEAR’s DAY, WE DO NOT CLOsE FOR sPANish OR BRiTish hOLiDAYs Opening hours: Monday - saturday 9am - 7.30pm sunday 10am - 4 pm


ARKWRIGHTS

Where you are Number ONE Not one of a number Puente don Manuel

WE hAVE A FREE WEEKLY RAFFLE WiTh A PRizE OF 50€ TO sPEND iN ThE shOP OR 60€ CREDiT ON YOUR PhONE.

You can now top up mobile phones (including international) WE sPEND hOURs LOOKiNG FOR BARGAiNs FOR YOU. iN ThEsE hARD TiMEs WE NEED TO ALL PULL TOGEThER & hELP EACh OThER. TO This END WE hAVE A BAsKET FOR ThE NEEDY. FOR ANY FOOD YOU Wish TO DONATE. ThEsE WiLL BE DisTRiBUTED BY ALCAUCiN TOWN hALL. WE WiLL CONTiNUE WiTh This As PEOPLE GO hUNGRY ALL YEAR, NOT JUsT AT ChRisTMAs

the Parcel Force to be reckoned with

Sending or Collecting items from UK or Europe

952 519 780 659 375 603

we accept all major credit cards Find us on the web: www.arkwrights-groceries.com


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A cesium atom in an atomic clock beats 9,192,631,770 times a second. A device invented as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero, about the time of the birth of Christ, is used today as a rotating lawn sprinkler. A downburst is a downward blowing wind that sometimes comes blasting out of a thunderstorm. The damage looks like tornado damage, since the wind can be as strong as an F2 tornado, but debris is blown straight away from a point on the ground. It's not lifted into the air and transported downwind.

A large flawless emerald is worth more than a similarly large flawless diamond. An enneahedron is solid with nine faces. The most expensive commerical ever made is one of the most famous. The famous '1984' Apple Macintosh commerical shown introducing Macintosh to the world, only once, during the 1984 Super Bowl. It was directed by Ridley Scott, and cost around $600,000 to $1 million to make. The commerical shows hundreds of people dressed in the same clothing going down dark hallways to a huge telescreen featuring Big Brother. A women in coloured clothing (representing the creativity in Macintosh), runs down the hallway followed by the Thought Police. She hurls a sledge hammer at Big Brother and the screen explodes, while the drones look on with dropped jaws "Hang On Sloopy" is the official rock song of Ohio.


Restaurant “The Garden” WINTER OPENING HOURS

Thurs & Fri 6pm - 10pm Sat 10am - 1pm/6pm - 10pm Sundays 1pm - 7pm

SATURDAyS

Super Bumper Breakfast, smaller options, toasties, scramble eggs, etc. See Full Breakfast menu 10am - 1pm Light meals also available after 1pm - Place your order at the bar

SUNDAyS

Our very popular Sunday Lunches from 1pm - only 10.95€ for 3 courses. Choice of 6 starters, 3 meats and 6 desserts or main course only for 7.95€ including a drink. Full A la Carte menu and Tapas also available - Last orders 7pm Sunday 6th January - 3 Kings celebrations All diners will receive a special 3 Kings Gift!!

EARLy BIRD

Served 6pm - 8pm Thurs - Sat - 6 choices of starters, mains & desserts. Starter & main or main & starter inc. glass of beer, wine or soft drink - 7.50€

HOMEMADE PIZZAS

(CHOICE OF 8) EAT IN OR TAKE AWAy Freshly baked Garlic Bread also available WINTER’S HERE! Homemade thick Country Soups, Cottage Pie, Liver & Bacon with onions, etc. See our daily Specials board Due to popular demand our English style Mixed Grill will continue throughout January at only 9.75€

Don’t forget FISH FRIDAyS - 7.50€

Cod in beer batter, hand cut chips, mushy peas & bread & butter or Salmon, new potatoes, broccoli and cauliflower served with dill sauce or Rosada pan fried with your choice of sides

“The Garden” Bar (next door) Open EVERyDAy from 5pm til late - Happy hour 5.30pm - 7pm Sat & Sun open from 1pm

2 Happy Hours 2.30pm - 3.30pm / 5.30pm - 7pm

SPORTS FANS

Sky Sports & Abu Dhabi TV - All Premiership matches shown including Saturday 4pm Kick offs! 2 different matches at one time on our 2 METRE SCREEN & Plasma TV FREE FREE Bar food available See our Specials Board For reservations & information: 696 206 158 or 665 070 281 Special menus available for groups & private functions, birthdays, anniversaries, etc...

To Puente don Manuel


ken the digger man Terracing, Drainage, Track regrades, etc. General Excavation

El Faro (The Lighthouse)

Wishes all it’s customers a Happy New Year!

Karaoke Friday & Sunday Evenings from 8.30pm - Sky Sports / Bar Snacks Wednesday nights are Curry Nights only 5 euros Sunday Lunch from 2pm only 6 euros

Over 25 years experience all work guaranteed tel: 952 516 218 660 792 282

“Key to a fortune” draw will take place on Sunday evenings Buy your tickets at the bar Open From 6pm Tuesday - Friday 4pm saturday - sunday or earlier for special sporting events Closed Mondays Avenida Toré Toré, Torre Del Mar

Phone: 646 756 692


Friends Bistro Bar

We offer you an extensive range of freshly prepared meals to suit all tastes. Daily specials always available

“Just the Best” Sunday Roast - Choose between Lamb, Beef or Pork 3 courses from 10.95€ Served from 1pm - Bookings advisable Every Thursday - Roy’s fun quiz - 8.30pm

WHA T’S ON!! saturday 26th January - Far eastern ‘cuisine’ Night with take away available Sky Sports

Wishing all of our customers a very Happy New Year

Friends Bar Bistro

Open daily 10am to late

Internet Wi-fi

Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel

Friends Bar Bistro

Tel: 952 519 733

Windowize

Specialising in quality UPVC & aluminum windows, doors and conservatories

Over 40 years installation experience. All our products are made individually especially for you, we take care from the moment we come to measure up until the completion of installation always remembering we are in your home. We also offer a home improvements service including building work, damp control and decorating.

Worried how secure your windows and doors are? Call us now for a free consultation or visit us at our office within Villa Solutions in Puente Don Manuel next door to Friends Bistro. Call: Stuart 622 840 871 or Paul on 654 590 087 or email us at: windowize@hotmail.com


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New Mum in Town - A Few Weeks In I have found the answer to my never-ending question. NO, there are no home visits from any nurse. Can you believe it??!!

lunch with Papi − I was beginning to forget that relationship! Note to self - must make effort with him too, don't forget 'us'.

I put it down to Spain being soooo family orientated (the families tend to be big), so as a result, it’s the family which offers the necessary help and support to a new Mama. It is a lovely idea (in theory), but when you are a 'guiri', and haven't much family around, this does not help − it's quite the opposite in fact...I just have to get on with it!

But, every day, I MUST BE AT HOME by 5pm! Why? You ask. Let me tell you: 4.30pm - I mentally begin to prepare myself and all the tools I will need are lined up on the table. I remind myself to remain calm and to BREATHE. The time has come, it's 5pm, and...YES...on the dot.....AAARRRGGGHHH!!! The screaming is UNCONTROLLABLE, UNBEARABLE. My baby will not stop crying; she is red from the pain, sweating from the effort and I have NO IDEA what is wrong or what to do! She keeps pulling her legs up to her tummy, but why?

Anyhow, baby girl is now weeks old − not just days! I can't believe how quickly these first few weeks have flown by, and I equally cannot believe just how exhausted (physically, mentally and emotionally) I am. I am still the highly hormonal version of me, and am also still living with wobbly bits and a jelly belly!! I was told that breast feeders practically lose the tum as the baby suckles...well, I feel contractions but the tum is still very much there! Reminder to self see the bigger picture, get some perspective; I have JUST HAD A BABY! Stop whining! At least I am walking normally now − the John Wayne waddle has gone! Our day continues to start and end with breastfeeding and nappy changing (helpful tip; make sure baby has completely finished unless you − and the walls − want to get squirted. Being an eager beaver nappy changer is not good; trust me − been there and got the t-shirt, many times!) Housework has taken a back seat and I just have to turn a blind eye to it; it will get done one day, I am sure.

Absolutely nothing works − not even the boob. In fact, I think it makes it worse! (And I was told that the boob solves everything!) Grey's Anatomy is what keeps me sane during this. Thank you, Divinity, for re-running series 8, and thank you, Dr McDreamy! Between eight and nine pm, a little pee is released, a burp done and silence falls upon us. Mum and baby are finally relieved from an utterly horrible situation and Jazmín is calm and sucking on 'her' boob; bless her. But what is going on?? This has been happening every day for a week. There seems to be a pattern occurring and I am in dire straits. Eventually, I get to see the nurse, and I am told that my baby girl has colic. I am told to give her manzanilla one hour before it starts, to stop using the plastic nipples (WHAT?) and to make sure I wind her properly.

In between boob and butt duties, we do manage a walk. The fresh air does us all the world of good, and I am now an expert at walking both baby and dog at the same time! No, I have not forgotten my pooches and, yes, they are still alive!

So, the next challenge – how to overcome colic!

El Papi and I showed off our little girl at our 'local'. I admit I was nervous, but baby girl was an angel and slept the whole time. How she slept through the noise I don't know, but I was grateful. And it was actually very lovely having

Another new thing to learn...but I can't help but wonder if there is anyone who can help me with this? I think it's time to call my Mum and have a good chat... Until next month...

Great… thanks very much; sounds easy peasy when you know how.


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Recipe Of The Month Pork Normandy Ingredients 1pork fillet, cut into thin pieces 1 large onion, chopped 3 cloves garlic, finely sliced 2 green eating apples, Granny Smiths are best, unpeeled but sliced 240ml dry or medium cider 140ml carton of soured cream or cremefraiche 60ml chicken stock (1 cube in hot water) or real if you have it 1 tspcornflour, mixed with some of the cider Basil and marjoram, chopped Salt and pepper to taste Olive oil or butter (or a mixture of both) for frying Method 1)Sauté the pork in the oil/ butter until golden, transfer to the oven and keep warm. 2) Add the onion and garlic to the pan and fry until soft. Add the slices of apple and stir-fry for 2-3 minutes until glazed.

3) Blend in the stock cube dissolved in the cider, herbs and seasoning.

4) Return the pork and any juices to the pan and cook until done. Just before service, remove from the heat and stir in the carton of soured cream or creme fraiche. 5) Serve with pasta spirals, garnished with sliced apple and watercress.

N ur sery N ee ds ANNouNcemeNt

Many thanks to all the kind people who took time to text, email & call me regarding the sale of my business. After a great deal of soul searching I have decided to carry on running Nursery Needs. We have a huge order of brand new stock arriving this year & look forward to seeing all my existing clients & some new ones, Many thanks Dawn

“The hire company for the little ones”

We welcome you to inspect, select & collect from our shOWROOM at LAKE ViñUELA In order to give clients individual attention please phone for an appointment before visiting. We are situated at KM29 (on right) off A356 1km past Camping & Pantano Restaurant. We are signposted from there. From bouncy chairs to buggies, stairgates to sterilisers. Everything you need for when little ones come to visit. PhONE DAWN ON: 627 931 360 WEBsiTE: www.nurseryneeds.com EMAiL: dawn@nurseryneeds.com


A Happy New Year!!!

Friday Market (Established for over 10 years)

Chiringuito Antonio, Puente don Manuel Great market, Great atmosphere, Great prices!!! 9.30am - 1.30pm Not just a Market! Antonio’s Bar & Restaurant Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant The Little Farm Shop Susana’s Hairdressers Rendezvous Restaurant A Bird Park Something for everyone so come down for a great morning! New Stallholders always welcome

New & Secondhand Only 1€ a pitch! Call Penny: 650 698 684 or Gill: 650 380 954 SEE YOU THERE!!!


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Solar Shade

Should you really have to squint? what do we mean by that? Well, one of the reasons why we Northern Europeans live here in Spain − and especially Andalucia − is for the sunshine. I spent two weeks in the UK just recently and it was grey and overcast the whole time! But at this time of year, we often find that when we look out over our surroundings we have to squint because of the low level of the sun. That's fine for the odd occasion, but when you’re trying to go about your daily business in your home, or just relax behind the glazed-in terrace to enjoy the sun, who wants to be wearing sun glasses all the time − especially if trying to watch TV or use the laptop/tablet/smartphone etc! Well, that’s where Solar Shade can help. We've been established here for three years now, supplying solar control window films up and down the coast and inland to help home-owners not only reduce heat build-up in their living space, but also to control glare. Solar control window films will reduce glare without reducing vast amounts of light. They will not make the rooms dark, but will filter the glare to allow you to use all your gadgets − or simply read the paper − without straining your eyes, and with the film applied, you don't have to pull down blinds which can make the room dark.

Contact: 958 496 571 / 644 546 176 www.solarshadetinting.com

Also, as we've said, being solar control films, they help to even out the temperature in the rooms, preventing hot spots, and at the onset of summer, they work in conjunction with the air conditioning to provide a comfortable living environment. But if the idea of a permanent fix is not to your liking, what about solar blinds? With our solar blind system you can raise and lower the glarereducing material to the height you prefer, and yet still have vision through the blind itself. The blinds can then be fully lowered in the evening to prevent the escape of daytime warmth which has been generated by the sun, so adding to the comfort of the room after sunset. So, go on…improve your living environment and make living in the sun truly comfortable! See main advert opposite for more details.


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Padre Pio Restaurant / Bar

100 N at % ural

Specialists in Homemade Pastas, Grilled Fish & Meat The best in quality &100% homemade You can taste the difference Marziano & Nay offer you a very warm welcome They have taken cuisine to an exciting new level. The varied menu and the presentation is simply superb in this beautiful but quaint little restaurant, where service is their top priority. Reservations 633 701 449 El Copo, Paseo Maritimo de Levante, Torre del Mar (turn left at the end of Paseo de Larios)

to discuss your individual needs, please speak your local advisor richard Mills. tel: +34 607 845 603 Email: richard.mills@devere-group.com

To all our clients we wish you a Prosperous New year!!


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Collection For The Needy This winter spare a thought for the needy. At Arkwrights, Puente don Manuel there will be a basket where anyone can place unperishable food items (it does not have to come from their shop). They are collecting for the Alcaucin people who are really struggling during these hard times.These food items will only be distributed to genuine needy people, those who are finding life a struggle during these trying times. Linda says "Like I have always maintained, we

all come to this wonderful Country to take all the best for us, so (in our opinion) we ought to be able to give something back, however small it is. We shall be adding items ourselves everytime the basket is emptied, and hope that these hard times will soon pass." Arkwrights is open Mon-Fri 9am-7.30pm & Sun 10am-4pm they only close 2 days of the year, Christmas Day & New Year’s Day.

Do You. Care ? Care working in the UK - Country Cousins is the UK’s leading private care specialist introduction agency, providing live-in care mainly for the elderly and infirm, enabling people to remain in their own homes for longer

Many Country Cousins live here in Spain returning to the UK frequently or every now and then for two weeks or more assignments. If you are interested in earning between £945 - £1,200 for 15 days (one client) or £1,020 - £1,560 (two clients) by becoming a Country Cousin, please call Jennie or Barry for more information on: 625 807 504 or 951 066 685 (evenings)


Torrox Costa

SMA1072

This 1 bed apartment is in a fantastic position for amenities and is only 1½km from the sea. It has a large terrace 17m2 giving extra living space in this fine weather country. It is sold unfurnished with a fitted kitchen and lighting and the facility of communal gardens and pool. There is an option to purchase a parking space, otherwise there is off road parking. Ideal property to get on the Spanish market and highly rentable

95,000€

Reduced from 146,500€

Los Romanes

SMV1239

This 2 bed 2 bath villa is very well presented and boasts fabulous views to Lake Viñuela and the surrounding mountains. Situated below the village of Los Romanes it overlooks the lake and is 20 mins to the coast. Perfectly located in a private setting, the villa is all on one level but does have a roof terrace which is open to conversion maybe another bedroom. The price of this villa is incredible and very good value for money

179,000€

El Romo, Comares

SMC1216

Los Romanes

SMTH1266

CASA PABLO is a quaint small property in the hamlet of El Romo close to the village of Comares. The 55m2 build has an open plan kitchen, lounge, diner with a log burner, internet and sky tv. There is a double bedroom and a bathroom with bath and separate shower. Outside the 2,300m2 of land there is all around, with views to the mountains, Mount Maroma and the valley below. There is ample parking and it is easily accessed

Quaint little village house with plenty of character, stunning views and in a popular village of Los Romanes. Close to all amenities and parking. 2 bedrooms (1 dbl and 1 bunk beds), bathroom with bath and shower, 2 upper terraces, (one which could be another room if enclosed). The downstairs has a large kitchen diner, well laid out with all appliances, the lounge has a pellet burner and sat TV

Los Kikos, Venta Baja

Alcaucín

99,750€

SMVH1245

3 bed 2 bath villa with salt pool, 800m2 plot and 103m2 build. Set in the small village of Los Kikos just 5 mins walk to Venta Baja, shops and restaurants, with stunning views to Mount Maroma and the surrounding valley and in a quiet private area. There is a log burner in the lounge and sat TV. The garden has 2 levels one around the house with BBQ and pool and an upper level with pagoda and planted areas. To the front of the house is a covered terrace

249,000€

Reduced from 275,000€

129,500€

SMTH1153

This fabulous property sits in an excellent position, with great views to Lake Viñuela and mountains. The property consists of 3 double bedrooms, a family bedroom sleeps 4 (Conversion to 2 beds and shower room is in process) and 3 bathrooms. There are 2 inside kitchens, a large outdoor kitchen, garage and office area, also a utility room. The build size is 200m2 with private gardens. It is fitted with Sky TV and internet access. There is an open fire in the lounge/diner and ceiling fans in the bedrooms.

320,000€


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Spanish Management

Spanish Management has continued to thrive in 2012 in spite of the challenging market and now offers over 200 properties for sale or rent! Property management and building projects have gone from strength to strength with a hands on approach giving the client total satisfaction.

VER/BRONZE PACKAGE which will then feature the property in specific advertising and marketing campaigns.

With the approach of the New Year the company is introducing an innovative way to sell YOUR house.This involves paying NO COMMISSION !

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Danelca ready been altered − some UK channels have already changed, such as Channel 5 and 4 Seven − and more major changes are due during summer 2013, Danelca is now also offering a wide range of English channels.

TV solutions for ex-pats For more than eight years, Danelca has been operating in Spain, selling TV solutions to expatriates – and especially to Scandinavian clients. The company started up installing satellite dishes, but Danleca has kept pace with the rapidly-evolving technology and has now been supplying clients with internet-based TV for several years. This has fulfilled a great need and the company has recently employed yet more staff in order to keep up with the workload.

With the UKIPTV system, clients only need to have a stable broadband connection (2Mbit or more), and buy an IP UK-TV receiver from Danelca. They can then enjoy about 40 different English channels for a monthly fee, along with many extra features such as catch-up and channel guide.

Since the English FTA satellite system has al-

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Maro

Maro is a small village at the far eastern end of the Axarquia almost joining on to the much larger town of Nerja. In fact the Caves of Nerja are just outside Maro! When driving through the village and down towards the shore the most significant building is The Mill at Maro which is now sadly in a ruinous state but the powerful buttress or “friendly foot” still underpins the building at the side of the ravine as it looms majestically out towards the sea almost daring pirates to land on the beach below. It is quite remarkable in its structure built f r o m travertine stone that has stood the test of t i m e . Originally built in 1585 the factory was still working until a fire put an end to its useful life in the 1860´s. Felipe de Armengol constructed the first sugar device in the area after deciding to cultivate sugar cane farming and a road was opened between Maro and Granada across the Sierra de Almijara Mountains. The San Joaquin Sugar Mill which was builit in 1884 is located between Nerja and Maro on the old coast road and although now derelict is still an awesome sight. As is the nearby Aqueduct of El Aguila which is currently being

renovated and sits beneath an enourmous net. It has 37 round arches on four floors. Once in the small village of Maro you will find the Eclectic style Church of Nuestra Señora de las Maravillas which is believed to have been built on a previous structure and finished by the end of the 17th century. Its single nave with a wooden beamed ceiling was restored in 1887. The tower has a pyramidal steeple with a small belfry in front. On the day of my visit the wooden doors were invitingly open and I managed to photograph the image of the Virgin of Las Maravillas the patron saint of Maro. Once outside this lovely Church of our Lady of Wonders there is a bar where you can rest and recuperate before visiting the most famous site of the area, the subterranean Caves of Nerja which were discovered by three boys on 12 January 1959. There is a statue of them rock climbing at the entrance to the Caves which has become a huge tourist attraction with more than 15 million visitors who have not only come to admire the caves but also to watch ballet and opera during the International Festival of Music and Dance. The president of the Fundación Cueva de Nerja, Hilario López, received the Tenth Mediterranean Culture Award in commemoration of its 50th anniversary.

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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales

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$$$ Share’oscope $$$ Let's take a look back at all the shares in 2012. Is Mr. Share going to be in credit or not? Well he actually made a loss of £1,444.02 which isn’t that bad considering this mad economy. Things started to look up in the second part of the year. Let's hope we can keep this up for 2013. This months share he has bought 450.45 Avanti Communications Gp. @ 222p The directors of this satellites operator have been buying shares recently in this company, and I feel they are due for a rise soon.

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She made her professional stage debut in The Playboy of Seville (1971), and her screen debut in the television movie The Deadliest Season (1977). In that same year, she made her film debut with Julia. Her role in Kramer vs. Kramer (1979), gave Meryl her first Academy Award nomination and her first win, but during the post-show party, she left her just-won Oscar on the back of a toilet. She has a fear of helicopters. She has received more Academy Awards and Golden Globe nominations than any other actress: 17 Academy Award nominations, winning three, and 26 Golden Globe nominations, winning eight. Her work has also earned her two Emmy Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, a Cannes Film Festival award, five New York Film Critics Circle Awards, two BAFTA awards, an Australian Film Institute Award, five Grammy Award nominations and a Tony Award nomination, amongst others. While she was living in New York City with actor John Cazale, who had been diagnosed with bone cancer, he was cast in The Deer Hunter. Merylsecured a small role in it so she could stay with him for the duration of filming, but shereceived an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress for her performance. She replaced Madonna for the lead in Music of the Heart (1999), and learned to play the violinfor her role, practising six hours a day for eight weeks. Mamma Mia! was Meryl’s highest-grossing film to date, with box office receipts of US$602.6 million, ranking it the highestgrossing musical film of all time. Her rendition of the title song " M a m m a Mia" rose to number 8 in the Portuguese music charts. She claimed to have had a photographic memory when she was younger, which allowed her to memorise her lines after just one reading.


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The Boing 797 It can comfortably fly 10,000 miles (16,000 km) at Mach 0.88 or 654 mph (1,046 km/h) with 1,000 passengers on board! They have kept this secret long enough. Boeing is preparing this 1,000 passenger Jet Liner that could reshape the Air Travel Industry. Its radical "Blended Wing & Fuselage" design has been developed by Boeing in co-operation with NASA Langley Research Centre. The mammoth aircraft will have a wing span of 265 feet compared to 211 feet of its 747 and it’s been designed to fit within the newly created Air Terminals for the 555 seat Airbus A380, which is 262 feet wide.

expected to increase by an amazing 50%, resulting in an overall weight reduction of the aircraft by 25%, making it an estimated 33% more fuel efficient than the A380 and thus making the Airbus's $13 billion investment look pretty shaky.

"High Airframe Rigidity" is another key factor in the "Blended Wing & Fuselage" technology. It reduces turbulence and creates less stress on the airframe which adds to fuel efficiency, giving the 797 a tremendous 10,000 mile range with 1,000 passengers on board cruising comfortably at Mach 0.88 or 654 mph, which gives it another advantage over the tube-and-wing designed A380's 570 mph. The new 797 is Boeing's direct response to the Airbus A380, which has racked up orders for 159 already. Boeing decided to kill its 747X Stretched Super Jumbo in 2003 after little interest was shown for it by Airline Companies, but continued to develop it’s "Ultimate Airbus Crusher", the 797 at its Phantom Works Research Facility in Long Beach, California. The Airbus A380 had been in the works since 1999 and has accumulated $13 billion in development costs, which gives Boeing a huge advantage. More so because Airbus is thus committed to the older style tubular structure for their aircraft for decades to come.

The exact date for introduction of the 797 is as yet unclear, but the battle lines are clearly drawn in the high-stakes war for future civilian aircraft supremacy.

There are several big advantages in the "Blended Wing & Fuselage" design, the most important being the ‘Lift to Drag’ ratio which is

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Estrella For more than 22 years in The Axarquia, “Estrella” − based in Algarrobo Costa − has been offering its personalised customer service to you. Whether you are you looking for that special place to spend your holidays, or you are just planning to enjoy a short trip, then do not search any longer: Estrella has all you need in Algarrobo Costa. Estrella offers many services: *Holiday rentals. *Car rentals (delivery and collection at Malaga airport or at your location) *Sale of properties. *It also offers a complete service to vendors and purchasers of properties, including taking care of legal matters, registration of title deeds and inheritance cases. *A member of staff can also go with you to the Notary. *Tax return for non-residents with properties in Spain. MOD. 210 And if that was not enough, Estrella can also recommend a place for you to have lunch or

dinner, where you and your family can enjoy great food in a restaurant with a good environment, giving plenty of light and peace. Restaurante la Fuente Casa Manolo is 50 metres from the sport and fishing port of Caleta de Vélez, a little over one kilometre from Algarrobo Costa and just two kilometres from Torre del Mar. In an excellent location, you can enjoy different dishes of homemade and traditional food at the very best prices! there are also many last minute offers to take advantage of − for example: - rent a car for three days and get one day FrEE!! - rent a car for one week and get two days FrEE!! There are no language barriers at Estrella as staff speak English, German and Spanish. Come and spend your holiday on the Costa del Sol, enjoy your holidays with us... you will come back! What are you waiting for? Call: 952 511 209 NOW!

You can find us in Block Montevideo, 3 29750 Algarrobo Costa Tlf/Fax: 0034 - 952 511 209 E-mail: estrellarent@yahoo.es Visit our website! www.estrellarent.com CAR RENTALS Delivery & collection at Málaga airport or in your location Kostenlose übergabe & rückgabe am Flughafen Málaga oder irgen einen anderen Punkt an der Costa del Sol

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I Have a Little Satnav I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are *** I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife *** It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five" *** It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake *** It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene *** It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. *** I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice *** It fills me up with counseling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? *** Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! *** Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off.

The Royal British Legion

Shoulder to shoulder with all who serve. The contribution from the Nerja branch of the RBL to the 2012 POPPY APPEAL was over 8,000€. As part of the world wide appeal it will go to help the Legion fulfil its commitments to Service personnel wherever they need it. The largest project that the RBL has undertaken is to provide and support the four rehabilitation centres in Catterick, Colchester, Tidworth, Edinburgh, and the Battle Back Centre, which is an adaptive sports and outdoor facility based in Lilleshall in the West Midlands. The combined pledges to these units are £50 million to be provided over the next 10 years. Apart from these enormous amounts, the RBL provides help and support for ex-Service and currently serving personnel on a day-to-day basis. Other initiatives include funding Blast Injury Studies at Imperial College London, where civilian engineers, scientists and military doctors are finding ways of reducing the effects of roadside bombs, funding the Admiral Nursing Service to support sufferers of dementia and their carers, and providing an entertainment centre for Headley Court rehabilitation centre. At a time when the economic situation is at its worst for a long time, many young men and women will be leaving the Armed Forces trying to take up normal life again. Some will be suffering from injuries, depression and with little hope of slipping back into life as it was before Afghanistan or Iraq. They will need help, as do the ageing WW2 generation. Research shows that 1.8 million people in the Armed Forces community will be living with longstanding illness, 800,000 will be socially isolated and 700,000 will be living below the poverty line. These statistics show why the RBL exists and how enormous the task it undertakes is. In conclusion, Thank You to all who contributed – every penny counts and it is very much appreciated.


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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey starts off with a prologue that explains a bit of backstory, much like the opening of The Fellowship of the Ring. This time, instead of a history lesson from Galadriel (Blanchett), we’re treated to a narration by an elder Bilbo Baggins (Ian Holm). As Gandalf (McKellen) and the company of 13 well-armed Dwarves storm into his Hobbit hole and ransack his wares, Bilbo attempts to turn them away, equipped with only strong words and sulking expressions. Freeman portrays the reclusive Bilbo quite well, but comes alive as the Hobbit who remembers an even younger version of himself who was obsessed with adventure (thanks in part to an appeal from Gandalf). Bilbo, who is recruited into the company as their thief, never becomes an expert swordsman or skilled warrior, but he eventually finds the courage to take a stand and fight, making his character arc in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey more fulfilling than that of Frodo’s in The Fellowship of the Ring. Star Rating - ****/*****


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LT Construction - Town Hall Building Applications One of the questions most frequently asked of me when visiting new clients − and one which causes the most confusion − is the regulations concerning building licences. When are they required and what is the process? Here I will attempt to clear up some of the confusion. Building permits (licencias) are necessary before any construction begins on your home and/or garden − with even the smallest additions requiring licencias. Completing projects that have not been approved by the Town Hall will result in problems in the future − especially when it comes to selling a home, which, if found to contain building works that have not been approved, can be declared illegal to sell. In Spain, there are two different forms of permits for building involving many stages: Minor works permit – La Licencia de Obra Menor is required for any minor changes to a building, such as painting the house or changing the colour of the bathroom tiles.These can be obtained at the Town Hall. Ask for a licencia de obramenor.

Major works permit – La Licencia de Obra Mayor is needed for extending the house or changing its structure, as well as new buildings, demolitions, or remodelling. For this form of permit, you must have a written account and technical drawing from an architect who is registered with the Spanish Architecture College. A builder should be involved at the outset and must also approve the plans. You will need to provide a summary of the construction you plan to have completed and an estimate of the final costs, so that the Town Hall can calculate the taxes. Usually the tax is upwards of 6% of the total building cost. Our understanding of the way things work with the town halls, along with the trustworthy relations that we’ve built up with the planning departments over the years, put us in a position where we can successfully achieve planning approval for even the most complex of projects. Let LT Construction be your first choice in guiding you through this complex and often challenging process. Contact us at info@ltconstruction.es or us on 659 324 586 to discuss this often stressful process.


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Diary Of A Pommie In The Northern Territory

August 31st Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Tennant Creek, NT. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here.

September 13th Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem though. Living in airconditioned home, driving air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this, I'm turning into a sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !! September 30th Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me! Another scorcher today, but I love it here. It's Paradise ! October 10th The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatizing is taking longer than we expected.

October 15th Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed three days off work. What a dumb thing to do.. Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this! October 20th Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat s***. I've learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat. October 25th This wind is a b****** It feels like a giant f****** blow dryer. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from Adelaide .....The wife & the kids are complaining. October 30th The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived for the air conditioner. House is an oven so we've all been

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Diary Of A Pommie In The Northern Territory (Cont.) sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here? November 4th Finally got the air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 35. Stupid repairman. November 8th If one more smart person says 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to throttle them. Friggin’ heat! By the time I get to work, the car radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like baked cat. Nightmare place is the end of the Earth.

sunny, Hot and bloody sunny. It never bloody changes! It's been too hot to do anything for 2 months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. OMG! November 15th Doesn't it ever rain in this damn place? Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the pool. The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the little bastards!

November 9th Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in my car. I thought my arse was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the backs of my legs. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat.

November 20th Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 degrees today. Now the air conditioner gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?' I wanted to shove the car where the sun don’t shine! Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid man. What kind of sick, demented idiot would want to live here!

November 10th The Weather report might as well be a recording.. Hot and sunny. Hot and

December 1st WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer??!!!! You are kidding me!

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Every Monday from 7.30pm Bingo is back at Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel in our ‘new look’ garden. (Weather permitting) 682 502 870 Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. 682 502 870 Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Bingo Quiz night with a difference. Quiz mixed with Bingo!! from 8.30pm with cash prizes. Now hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call 952544362 Every Wednesday - learn to draw and paint. Art classes at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm,

10€ includes refreshments and home made cake! Details see main advert below. Every Thursday - Arts & Crafts class at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm Lively informal group covering a huge range of arts and crafts. 11am-1pm refreshments included, 10€. See main advert below for contact details. Saturday 26th Jan Thai Night at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa. Fantastic atmosphere and traditional Thai cuisine. Just 10€ per head. Contact details see main advert below. Every Friday Chiringuito Antonio Market, 10am 1.30pm Puente don Manuel. Nerja History Group meets the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405 Oct 12 Quiz nights to raise money for APARIV, Animal Protection Society - 11th January quiz night to raise money for APARIV, Animal Protection Society food available at Los Morenos Restaurant in Rincon de la Victoria at 8pm. For further information call Stephen 952 514671, January 16 prizes, raffles and sandwiches served at Sands & C in Torrox Costa at 7:30pm. For further information call 952 967 734, January 25 prizes, raffles and food available at Bar Viva in Torre del Mar 8pm. For further information call Stephen 952 514671 ABC DANCING. Learn to ballroom dance with "Dancing Dave". It's as easy as ABC. Why not come along and keep fit whilst making new friends? Now available at several different venues. Ring Dave for further details on 952 531 259 / 617 863 193. Vinuela Ecological Farmers Market Opp. the Pharmacy. 1st & 3rd Sat each month. 10.30-14.30. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces, Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc. Every Friday La Vaqueria Supper Club. From 7pm enjoy a two course vegetarian meal with great company and lively chat! Reservations 952 517 273 Every first Tueday of the month CRC - Clothing recycling Club meets at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa. Bring clothes and exchange for new, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! 11am-12midday at La Vaqueria Benamargosa. Geoff Murrells Gig for January Saturday Jan 12th - El Pilon, Competa, from 8.30pm. To book call 952 553 512, or just come along for a drink.


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Dates For The Diary (Continued) CardioDance: Learn to Salsa, Cha Cha, Swing, Hustle. Dance Classes: Also includes Rumba, Sal Cha & Choreographed Routines Keep Fit Classes with or without weights.Your Heart, Your Life, Your Choice. Almeria to Estepona. Hugh Grant 606086300 hughgrant@tiscali.co.uk The "El Valle Asociacion" Based around the Lake Vinuela & surrounding areas. Meets on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar on the side of Lake Vinuela (A356). The club organises events,trips and social functions. For further details and timings check the web site. www.elvalle.org. Lake Vinuela Social Club - We meet on the first Wed of the month from 12 noon until approximately 2.30pm followed by lunch at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel to enjoy social activities and meet like minded friends. We regularly have a quiz, raffle, open the box, bingo and a speaker. Our aim is to enjoy ourselves and raise money for local and international charities. For further information contact 676 772 693 or email lake.vinuela@yahoo.co.uk Shortmat Bowls in Nerja have relocated to the lower salon of Villa Flamenca Hotel, C/Andalucia, Nerja. Our first event is an inaugural open/gala day on Tue 16th Oct 10.30am. There will be a match against the Almijara Bowls as well as opportunities for novices and other interested individuals to experience the facilities. There will be a tapas lunch around 1pm. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Come and Learn to Dance Ballroom & Latin American Dancing (11 different dances). *New beginners class 8.30-10.30pm (class and practise)*. Improvers, Intermediate classes and private lessons from 7pm or, just come and dance on a large floor 9.0010.30pm. Qualified, v.experienced, patient teachers. Have fun learning or improving! Bar & friendly people. Partner not necessary. Cafeteria Avenida (near Police Station & petrol station) For more info call Eric and Jennifer 95 252 3599 (The Nerja Dance Club) Local artist Margaret Riordan has two small Art Exhibitions currently running until spring 2013, one in café bar Sands & C near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa, open 12 noon until late every day (Not Thurs) and another exhibition at Bar Choto Playa at Penon-

cillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). She is a selftaught artist (retired secretary) Was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 300 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe and North America. Call 952 539 839 CAS - Costa Animal Society - Saturday January 5th. Open Day at the Andale Riding Centre, Torrox/Nerja. 10.30am – 2.00pm. Dressage display, horse riding, stalls, tombola, barbeque and bar. Fun for all the family with all proceeds going to CAS. Tuesday 15th Quiz Night at MT Bar, Punta Lara, Nerja. Quiz starts 8.30pm. Food available Entrance 3€. Book with Mick 671 447 397 or Terry 652 430 383. Friday 25th Quiz Night at the Boathouse Bar, avenida Mediterraneo (nr Hotel Monica), Nerja. Quiz starts 8.00pm. Food available beforehand. Entrance 3€ Quizmaster Dave Jamieson. Book direct with venue on 600 397 029. APARIV ANIMAL PROTECTION - About us A.P.A.R.I.V. is a small, registered charity whose sole purpose is the care and welfare of abandoned and neglected dogs. Founded 12 years ago, our refuge is located in the hills just outside of the town of Rincon de la Victoria. The number of dogs varies but usually fifty to sixty dogs are in our care at any given time. Our primary goal- and dream – is to find a new and safe home for each of our dogs whether in or outside of Spain. In the event a suitable home cannot be found, the dog will remain in our care and live its life out at the refuge. We have a small group of volunteers who work at the refuge on a daily basis to care for the dogs. We have charity shops located in Torre del Mar and Rincon which are also staffed by volunteers. All items are donated and the proceeds of these are used solely for the benefit of the dogs. We are no different than any other charity in that we always need help. Since we do not receive any municipal or government funding, monetary donations are always greatly appreciated. We also welcome anyone who is willing to volunteer, to foster or adopt a dog and or become a member of our association. Anyone interested in lending a hand can contact us through our website www.apariv.org or by phoning Lola on 657-219-269 The little weed allotment group, near La Noria in Nerja, for growing your own vegetables. For more info, call Ted on 637 005 423 or e-mail: littleweedallotments@gmail.com


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On Saturday 1st December at the Restaurante Cueva de Nerja The Lodge of European Fraternity No. 52 held a charity ball in aid of Debra. This was very well attended with over 140 people and raised the incredible sum of: â‚Ź2358.80. A cheque was presented during the evening. The entertainment was by the Rat Pack and as soon as "Frank, Sammy & Dino" took to the stage the place was jumping as everyone took to the dance floor.

The group were fantastic last year but, if anything they were even better this year, they are without doubt the best act on the coast, presently working on a new act, this I am looking forward to, their new show. The raffle was a great success with such prizes as: a gallon of whisky, an

oil painting donated by Marie Wahl- Wentzel and two bumper Christmas baskets, much of the contents were given by Lodge members. One of the Baskets was won by David and Betty Mackenzie - who were not at the evening but had purchased tickets to support the charity! The other basket was won by Val Harris. Many bars, restaurants and assocations supported the evening, without their help and generousity the event could not have raised such a sum for the butterfly children. For further details of the charity please visit: debra.es Michael Traill, who organised the evening, Tel: 95 253 1312. Nigel Wallace Tel: 95 1321 215


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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar: January events 5th Theatre to see Cinderella, 19th Horse race night with a difference, 28th Adrian's Quiz Night 30th Monthly lunch. Once again our members have astounded us by giving so much of their valuable time to help with our Poppy Appeal this year. The collectors who braved the rain, the bars, restaurants & shops who took in our boxes. The people who made things to sell at our bazaar and most of all our members & non members who have supported all our functions & trips over the past year. I would like to say a very big thank you. The final total for this years Poppy Appeal is 10,500.00€ For information Tel. 663 658 354 or www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk For bookings & info Tel: 663 658 354 rbl-tdm@hotmail.com www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk RBL - Los Romanes Branch We are still a branch of the Royal British Legion. We meet every Tuesday from 12.00 noon until 2.00 pm. at The Garden Restaurant, La Vinuela. On the first Tuesday of every month we have menu del dia at the restaurant. Please feel free to come and join us any time, you do not have to be a member. For social contact Lorraine on 952510203. For other contact Margaret on 951 167 600. www.rbl-losromanes.org.uk Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”,(Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar. Opening hours MonFri 10am-1pm and 3pm-6pm. Tel.952 543 334/952 540 432 e-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org. Web: www.lux-mundi.org January holidays and opening times at the centre. 1st Wed - Public Holiday Closed 2nd, 3rd & 4th only open in the mornings 10am to 1pm, 7th – Monday Closed, 8th Tuesday onwards the Centre will open as normal Mon-Fri 10am to 1pm and 3pm-6pm. Lux Mundi daily events in the centre start again on Monday 14th Janaury. Mon-Fri Spanish courses. Mon – Computer Know How. Half Orange (Widows/Widowers/Singles) Group, German Coffee. Wed Art Group, ´Spanglish´. Thurs Computer Know How. Fri Regular Coffee Morning- library, boutique, bric-a-brac, books, preserves and videos for sale. Mobility Equipment Available: Wheelchairs, crutches, walkers, child car seat and

many other mobility aid for rent at very reasonable rates. Events/Excursions in January Thurs 17th – Coach trip to Gibraltar. Departure time Algarrobo 6.45am, Caleta 6.50am and Torre Del Mar Bus Station 7.00am. Tue 29th - Coach excursion to Granada or the Sierra Nevada. You will have the opportunity to stay in Granada for the day, where you will arrive at approximately 10.30am. You will be provided with a city map and will be able to roam free, visiting the various monuments such as the cathedral, the area of the Alhambra, Generalife and why not stroll through the streets up to the Albacin, where there is a beautiful view across the valley to the Alhambra, time for lunch and maybe do some shopping. The coach will collect you again at approximately 5.00pm for the return journey. If you don’t want to stay in Granada continue on the coach up to the snow covered slopes of the Sierra Nevada, arriving at approximately 11.30am, here you will have free time to take the chair lift to the top of the mountain, where there is a restaurant and beautiful views. If not, why not bring your skis or skate board and enjoy some time on the various slopes, there will be time for lunch and you will depart at approximately 4.00pm, to pick up the other friends in Granada. Departure Time Algarrobo 8.00am, Caleta 8.05am, Torre del Mar Coach Station 8.15am. For further information and bookings please call in or contact the Centre. Torre Del Mar Tel. 952 543 334 / 952 540 432. E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org U3A El Morche Association We have a friendly membership, all interested in sharing knowledge, skills and experiences with each other. Groups of members meet regularly to share and enjoy each other's company whilst being involved in interesting and fun activities. We currently have 17 groups, each with it's own group leader. The frequency of meetings varies from group to group, some weekly, some every two weeks and others monthly. The activities offered at the moment are singing for pleasure, walking, book club, petanque, discussion, painting (watercolour, pastels, oils and acrylic), Oil painting, Mah Jong, Spanish conversation, board and card games, photography, table tennis, art appreciation, Spanish history, meditation, quizzes and Spanish Sevillana dancing. Full details can be seen on our website www.u3aelmorche.wordpress.com where you will also find a “Contact Us” tab, membership details and how to join. We look forward to hearing from you!

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What’s O n? Trapiche Social Club We meet every Wednesday between 12 Noon and 2pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, just off the A356 at Trapiche which is North of Velez Malaga on the Granada Road. We organise social activities every week including card games (bridge and cribbage and any other requested), dominoes, skittles, beetle drives and occasionally bingo and we usually have a monthly function or coach trip. January Events 2, 16, 23 & 30 Social Meetings, 9th Annual General Meeting (MEMBERS ONLY) Followed by lunch, 25th Burns Lunch for MEMBERS ONLY Limited to 30 persons. Possible Gibraltar Coach trip if Members are interested. Contact 680 764 130 If you are interested in any function, please visit us at El Trapiche on Wednesdays, or call our dedicated booking line – 680 764 130 Benajarafe International Social Club meet every Monday at 2.30pm at the Esperanza Cafe/Restaurant which is on the coast road at Km 261 in Benajarafe. We are a registered charity raising funds for H4H and another charity of the member's choice. For further details contact Heather on 634979565. The January meeting of the FHT Axarquia Therapist’s Support Group will be on Wednesday January 30th at 7.30pm at Camping Bar Restaurant, Vinuela when the talk will be ‘Energy Medicine Master Triad’ presented by Madison King. Madison will be sharing her top energy medicine techniques that together, can help you improve almost any health challenge, be it physical or emotional - they form a 'not to be missed' master triad that can be of immense value to you for the rest of your life..... and so easy to do, you will wonder why they are not out there in the mainstream and will itch to include them in your life and work! After a career in advertising, Madison moved into natural healthcare, training both in the UK and USA in many different aspects of that profession, with some of the top teachers. Her work predominantly revolves around Energy Medicine. She is now primarily focussed on teaching and writing about energy. Her series of essential guides is just about to be published. Visit her website or her social network: www.midlifegoddess.ning.com for up to the minute information on what she is doing. RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we

welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe RBL - Nerja We have regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda “restaurant in La Herradura and at Al Andalus hotel in Maro on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Non members are most welcome and should contact Marilyn on 952526423 (adamsnerja@yahoo.com) or Dave on 654085811 (dgdeepblue@gmail.com) to book, also anyone interested in joining the Legion. Our next lunch will be La Pena Parda on the 7th December. Alberdini Acoustic Music Sessions in January Everybody welcome to join in or come and listen. Wednesday 16th January: Teteria Hierbabuena, Competa. To reserve a table call 639 263 310/610 742 953. Thursday 31st January: Alberdini Restaurant, Competa. To reserve a table call 952 516294 info@alberdini.com. The fashion show of Pocapecunia in Hotel Villa Flamenca in Nerja, raised 1,050€ for the Love A Child Foundation. In spite of the heavy rain, more than 100 guests came to see the show. Many thanks to the Villa Flamenca for opening their premises, to Freda Chown for providing the superb afternoon tea and being an excellent lady speaker, to John Brentley for the music and the making of the flyers and the entrance tickets, la Pausa Wellness, the models Amanda, Valerie, Patricia, Colin and David and the volunteers Colin, Crissie, Thea, Joanna, Trudy, Coby, Dave and Ted. Everybody was happy with the beautiful Raffle prizes and after the show there was a run on all the modeled clothes and many a guest went home with a bargain."


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-torre see Nerja-Malaga times torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English services at inglesia de san Miquel (St, Michael's Church) every Sunday at 12 noon (except during May) and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel, Chinasol). There is a short service of Holy Communion Wednesday's at 9.30am in the Church Shop, Calle Malaga, Nerja. Details of how to find the churches are also available in the Church Shop. Priest in Charge: Father Geoff Johnston Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 torre del Mar - Torre Del Mar - Sanysol Residencia, Sundays 10.30am. Tel 952 219 396 anglican communion. torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Cen-

Local Police : 091 guardia : 062 Fire : 080 tre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). roman Catholic - torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer) Starts 8th Sept Com sunday anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Starts 9th Sept Evangelical - torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30am in the Picasso Room, Hotel Torremar, (off Paseo Larios) C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome. Minister J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel: 952 532 825 or: www.torredelmarchurch.org torrox Community Church meets at 11.15am on Thursdays for coffee and discussions on current topics. This is an informal church meeting for everyone to join in. At El Ancla, Peñoncillo Beach, a warm welcome awaits you. More info: Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel.952 532 825 email pastor@torredelmarchurch.com Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship - 11am. Wednesday Fellowship 3-5pm. Midweek activities - Pilates - Tues midday-1pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wednesday Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at Fellowship of the King premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 torre del Mar Evangelical Church (Part of the Spanish Evangelical Church in partnership with Presbyterian Church Ireland) Sunday service in English 11.30am. Picasso Room Hotel Torremar off Paseo Larios Torre del Mar Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy Tel 952 532 825 Bank hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. taxis torre: 952 540 016, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 952 540 016, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe sundays: Malaga Consulates Uk Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 356 ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Palma de Mallorca, 57 Edif. Castillo San Louis, bajo 29620 Torremolinos 952 380 888 germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 telefonica

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Jokes h a h a :) This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. .Who art in Heaven. . ..." ------------------------------------------------------------An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.....' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' --------------------------------------------------------------An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on

his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit. --------------------------------------------------------------Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says "You know what I want, don't you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole f****** bed by the looks of it!" --------------------------------------------------------------Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?" Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!" --------------------------------------------------------------Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name?" Mick replies "Miles, from London !"

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1. What was the name of the hero in the book 1984? 2. What sort of creature is an Argonaut? 3. Who holds the title Primate of England? 4. On TV which drama series was set in Capeside? 5. What is the more common name for the plant Aconite? 6.The Beaufort Sea is part of which ocean? 7. In 1974 who was a One Man Band? 8. Who was British monarch in the year 1900? 9. Of which fruit is the Morello a variety? 10. What is the highest point in Africa? 11. What in Berlin is the U-Bahn? 12. Which British town or city did the Romans call Dubris?

Hey Diddle Riddle

1) A solo dice game is played where, on each turn, a normal pair of dice is rolled. The score is calculated by taking the product, rather than the sum, of the two numbers shown on the dice. On a particular game, the score for the second roll is five more than the score for the first; the score for the third roll is six less than that of the second; the score for the fourth roll is eleven more than that of the third; and the score for the fifth roll is eight less than that of the fourth. What was the score for each of these five throws? 2) Three surgeons and a clumsy cook go camping in the remote wilderness. The clumsy cook stumbles over the campfire as he is serving the surgeons, injuring himself and dumping hot stew on the hands of the surgeons. The cook's injuries need surgical treatment. The surgeons' injuries are minor but open. It turns out they brought the equipment necessary for the cook's surgery with them, and they can use the campfire to sterilize the tools. But there are only two rubber gloves. Because of the different surgeons' skills, all three of the surgeons are needed to operate on the cook, in sequence. How can this be done without any of them being exposed to the blood of any of the others?

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1 Us child star of the 1930s (7,6)

1 slender and graceful young woman (5)

8 the sheltered side (3)

2 One of two from the same fertilised egg (9,4)

9 appear stolen or lost? (2,7)

3 small wooden house (3,5)

10 Uncomfortable predicament to be in? (3,5)

4 Demonstrated tiredness (or boredom!) (6)

11 College in Berkshire (4) 13 Very busy (6) 14 Con — do — lidded (anag) (6) 16 si unit of electromotive force (4) 17 Bottom floor (8) 20 Pacific island, the world’s second

5 Fashion magazine — the French “she” (4) 6 (Colourful) area of northeast arizona (7,6) 7 Nature — concentrate (7) 12 the well-read intelligentsia (8) 13 Economically disadvantaged person (4-3)

largest (3,6)

15 Large, wrinkled edible seed (6)

21 item with a yolk (3)

18 Fierce, determined type (5)

22 it’s hard to say! (6-7)

19 Charm with magical powers (4)


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LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 2013 is a time to deal with your most important projects whilst also busy with new ideas. Exercise thought and intuition to determine the priority of each. SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Although you feel an urge to withdraw into seclusion, you should prepare for an active and busy year at work and in relationships.

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 In 2013, the influence of Pluto and Jupiter together remove obstacles from your path with rewards manifested as tremendous progress in your personal and professional life. You have every reason to feel optimistic and to maintain a positive outlook. CAPRICORN: December 22-January 20 A favourable year for Capricorns in which you can expect a greater level of peace and leisure. Situations encountered will enrich your knowledge and, consequently, your life. You find tolerance and inner peace. AQUARIUS: January 21-February 19 Following a peaceful 2012, 2013 is going to be full of activities for you as you encounter new possibilities and stay busy. PISCES: February 20-March 20 2013 will be action filled for Pisceans.

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wLuxury Yacht Charters Tel: 618 972 139 www.sailandstay.eu wCaleta Cruise Club Tel: 634 382 609 www.absoluteaxarquia.com/attractions/ccc.html

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Business Listing BUILDERS (cont) wJohn housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: rosemary.housby@gmail.com wLt Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application and construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types - and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es wNick turner refurbs All aspects of building work undertaken. Mobile: 679 113 600 Telephone: 952 553 124 Email: nick.turner@objectpower.net www.nickturnerrefurbs.com wBuilding and Decorating All types of building and decorating work including tiling, plumbing, electrics, painting and any welding jobs etc.. Call for a free quote: 606 656 008

CAR ACCESSORIES wwindow tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal & certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect Children & pets. Be Cool. Enjoy the sun don't suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176/ 644 546 176

CARS WANTED wwanted all UK plated vehicles. Year 2000 onwards. cash paid. Call: 667 235 205

CAR AND VAN RENTAL wOne way car & van hire, UK, France and Spain. Call: 952 541 147

CARERS/AGENCIES wNerja Nurses, Professional Nurses, Reliable - Affordable - Local Quality Care. NHS Qualified & Trained 25 years experience in ALL types of care. Tel: 628 793 413 or 952 030 713 Email: nerjacarers@gmail.com wt&J Uk Care agency, “Who Cares? We Care”. Operating in and around the Nerja area covering Frigiliana, Maro, Torrox, Lake Vinuela and Velez Malaga. Providing personal care in the comfort of your own home. Call Tina or Josh 673 281 487

CARPENTERS wandrew rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens, wardrobes, shelving, aluminium door & windows. Call the Window Doctor for any window problem. Roller

shutter blinds, mosquito blinds, security locks, repairs and renewals reasonable rates, Tel: 660 597 894 email: rodgersfamilyinspain@yahoo.co.uk

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wCarpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Roy on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CHILDCARE wChildcare available in my house. 10€ an hour. Different rates for the evenings and weekends. Degree in library and information science studied at Granada University. Call Isabel: 676 601 924 Alcaucin area. http://spanishenalcaucin.blogspot.com.es/ Email: Isabel.Chicano.Lopezdecoca@gmail.com

CHIROPODISTS wregisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 25yrs experience NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715 wregistered Chiropodist of 20 years. Velez Malaga. Offers the following services:- Foot and hand care (diabetic, veruccas, fungus nails, ingrown toenails). Also home visits. Call Teresa: 695 243 238

CHIROPRACTIC CARE wPhilippe Druart D.C., grad. from AECC (GB) and USA, 30 years exp., opens a chiropractic clinic in Frigiliana, C/ Blas Infante, 2 bajo. Consultations: Monday from 16.30 to 20.30, Wednesday and Friday from 10.00 to 14.00 and by appointment. Tel. 951 708 672 & 678 691 387. Email: druphil@yahoo.fr

CLEANING wDone & Dusted, for all your cleaning requirements, for your home, holiday rentals, cleaning during your holiday stay, pool cleans, general maintenance, repairs and gardening. Competitive rates. Call Juliet 692 437 039 Deb 622 863 255 Dave 622 379 413 or Rob 619 232 025 Email: done.dusted@ymail.com

COMPUTERS wPCtorrox.com All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas. Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware, Software and Website solutions. PC service - only 50€. Call Rab on: 952 967 124 or 645 236 259. wComputer help.Troubleshooting & Repairs. New PCs supplied with Windows in English. WiFi installations. Reasonable rates. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. Patient & professional. Call David on 952 54 96 07 or 654 899 976.


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Business Listing DAMP CONTROL wProfessional control of all rising and penetrating dampness in your home, including leaking terraces etc. Long term solutions & cures for any damp problem at affordable prices, please ring: 666 991 041 for further advice and free survey without obligation. wsolarwarmair – Solar Powered dehumidifier and solar warm air heater, zero running costs, perfect for DIY or installation, trade invited; best priced SolarVenti in Spain. info@solarwarmair.com, ww.solarwarmair.com. Tel: 958360136

DECORATORS wPainter and Decorator, qualified tradesman, over 35yrs experience, all aspects of the trade covered, reasonable rates, references supplied. Call: 628 653 676

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wian Pett Dental Care, Five star dental care you can trust. Calle La Carrera, 7, Velez Malaga 951 139 287 / 691 700 587 Email: ianpett@hotmail.com wDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

DOG GROOMING

wElectrician - All jobs from a socket to rewires, Fault Finding and Intercom Systems. Call Andrew 618 640 155 Email: amarnold11@hotmail.com wsparkinspain - Electrical installations and maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga and inland to Competa and Frigiliana. Call Colin 951 242 449 or Mob 666 707 297. Web: www.english-electriciannerja.com

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS wspanish Management Puente Don Manuel, Alcaucin (next to Morenos Bar) 666 135 516 or 650 702 258 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk

ESTATE AGENTS/REAL ESTATE wZalia Properties Sales & Rentals. Call: 952 519 718 / 663 093 782 / 690 625 265 Puente don Manuel info@zaliaproperties.com / www.zaliaproperties.com wFleming Properties, Calle Las Melosas, Edf Nautico, Torre del Mar, 952 547 131 or 637 278 306, www.fleming-properties.com waxarquia Properties s.LCall; 626 038 851 or 952 436 781www.axarquiaproperties.com Email: sallyharrison@axarquiaproperties.com wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

FURNITURE

wthe Dog shop, Professional grooming salon. All dogs welcome, any size, any breed. Tel: 645 525 782, Centro Comercial, 10, Torrox Park. www.thedogshoptorrox.com

wCudeca Second Hand Furniture Shop, 952 545 212 Calle Infantes 48, Torre del Mar (by Thursday market) Mon-Fri 10.00-13.30 and 17.30-19.30. Saturdays 10.00-13.30 only. If you wish to donate furniture please call Melanie on 638 108 564

DRAIN CLEARANCE

GARDENING SERVICES

wwayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628

wred Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 657 165 373 wPool and garden maintenance. Good rates Call Keith 952 554 514 / 674 526 968

ELECTRICIANS wElectro-Cute! English J.I.B. Electrician. For all your electrical needs and problems. Fault finding/Lighting and Power/Electric gates and Intercoms/Pool and water Pumps, Rewires/Upgrades. Over 40 years exp. Tel Stefan 610 048 919 electrocutester@gmail.com wat Your service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es

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Business Listing GARDENING SERVICES (cont) wstrimming & spraying - Major cutting back or simple pruning, fertilizing and feeding, land clearance, weed killer and pest spraying, general maintenance. Call Darren on 622 234 746 wMaintenance of gardens and swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 26 year old. Call David: 656 775 928

GREETINGS CARDS wtarjetas. Rosemary George. Stocking our cards could not be simpler and does not cost you a cent. You only pay for cards sold. Display spinners suppied free. Market traders X stock available. Latest designs. Now supplying Valentines cards. Email: tutcy1@gmail.com Tel: 679 982 992

GYMS wColmenar - Pilates (Classes in Colmenar and Puente don Manuel) low impact aerobics. Circuit training, freeweights, personal training, one to one or groups. Call Carol 659 295 346 email: bodynsoul@hotmail.co.uk

HAIRDRESSING wsusanna's Mobile hairdressing services. Ladies & Gents, coastal from Rincon through to Nerja. National Beauty Institute (UK) trained. Please telephone 693 384 270 or 951 067 788 wEleganza block 7, local 3, Torrox Costa 952 531 129 Modern friendly hair and beauty salon offering a wide selection of services from cut and blow dry, colours, wedding packages, hair and nail extensions and so on, pop in for a free consultation.

HEALTH & BEAUTY wweight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available): wweight watchers Meetings in English. Nerja and Vélez. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further info. Email: candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es

HEATING wredwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

wChs Cooling and heating solutions. Solar Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Also air conditioning servicing and installations. Call: 655 791 167 or email: chsspain@gmail.com winfrasol infrared heating We are suppliers of infrared heating systems for your home or Business, STOPS MOULD. Reduces Condensation cheap to Run. Contact us on 951258010 or 635445279. TRY BEFORE YOU BUY Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com

HOLIDAY LETS wVillas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let. 627820669 www.villaslet.com 958364016 whorse riding Finca Don Carmelo, Periana. Guided horseback rides into the sierras, through olive and orange groves and down to lake Viñuela. Well behaved horses, all levels. Call 652200702 www.fincadoncarmelo.com

HORSE RIDING/TOURS wPony riding, for children. Main road Torrox-Competa between km13&14. the Pony Man Call:626 836 736

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCarousel second hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907 wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 618 626 038

INTERNET SERVICES wriosat:sL, High speed internet and telephone services for home, business, offices, hotels, bars and restaurants etc. SDSL & ADSL packages available. Call: 951 239 310 / 626 679 018. Email: info@riosat.com Web: http// www.riosat.com wBroadband4spain.com Fast and Reliable, no land line required, free installation in ALL areas, unlimited download, free telephone calls worldwide. Avenida La Pancha, Edificio San Andrés, local 1-3, Algarrobo Costa, 29750 Malaga, 951 239 888, email: info@bb4s.com, www.bb4s.com wtooway Fast internet for everyone. Super-Fast 18 MB Satellite Internet available anywhere. Tel: 667 440 632

INTERPRETERS winterpreter - English/Spanish - based in VélezMálaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580


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Business Listing INTERPRETERS (cont) wtranslator/interpreter service. For any situation where a Spanish speaker is required, eg: Town Hall, Hospital, NIE, Residencia, Social Security, ITV, reading and translating letters, written translations etc. Reasonable rates. Call Mariam on 633 637 774

JET SPRAYING wrejuvenate your outside space. High pressure cleaning for patios and swimming pool surrounds. Free demonstration available. Call Darren on 622 234 746

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wwagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es wthe Dog house While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. whome From home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com. Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses. wLas Nenas kennels, the best east of Malaga, we care about the dogs, long walks 3 times daily. Try us, you will not regret. Jorgen 646 271 895

LAWYERS wCarmen silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Nota-ria Office). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: carmensilviaabogados@gmail.com

MACHINE HIRE wsaxon sL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga. Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MARKET GOODS wMr Clutter Wants your Goods, House and garage clearances, shops and bars - old stock, any item considered. Call David: 686 375 089 - or if preferred email a list to cullimores@hotmail.com. Cash available and efficient service, Now buying Antiques,Gold & Jewellery.

wthe Cool Dude featuring Hot Stuff. Things to keep you cool and warm you up. Find him at the Farmers Market at Trapiche on Tuesdays and Fridays at Puente don Manuel. Call: 664 689 138

MECHANICS wFully qualified City & guilds Mechanic, Servicing, Camshaft drive belt and much more. ITVs and ITV work carried out. Call: 696 578 771 or email: themechanicvinuela@yahoo.com

MEDICAL CENTRES wDr. Bernadette Veeger General Medicine 952 532 065, 617 913 196. Consultations by appointment and house visits. English, Español, Deutsch, Francais, Nederlands. Centro Mar y Salud, Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, www.centromarysalud.com wsimpleCare: a perfect way to access affordable private healthcare services at a fraction of the normal cost, specialist consultation from €24, annual membership €59. www.getsimplecare.es, Tel 952532023, email info@getsimplecare.es

METALWORK wsteelwork, stainless steel, staircases, balustrades, gates, grills, repairings, etc. Call for a free quote 606 656 008

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.s.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS wrods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Contact 633 287 190. Factory trained technician.

NURSERY EQUIPMENT wNursery Needs An established, quality nursery hire service for when babies & small children come to visit. All orders come with a free toy for the duration of the hire, please phone Dawn on 627 931 360 wkiddies Cots and things to hire. In Spanish Management Cruz de Periana, Puente don Manuel, Tel: 666 135 516

OPTICIANS wheiko by heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 wheiko by heiko, C/Antonio Ferrándis 23, Nerja – 952 528 395


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Business Listing PET COURIERS wPet taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

PHOTOGRAPHY wFlexiFoto – www.flexifoto.eu : Family Photos, Children & Teens, Weddings, Communions, School Photos, Graduations & Proms, Portraits, Models & Fashion, Studio & Location Shoots – Tel. 670 45 22 97

PHYSIOTHERAPY wsanne h. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the Axarqùia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculoskeletal conditions. 626 152 756

PLASTERERS wstockton Plastering and Damp services Time served plasterer, 30 years experience in all aspects of plastering and damp proofing. Insurance approved and fully legal. Call: 648 243 656 for a no obligation quotation or visit www.stocktonplastering.sm4.biz

PLUMBERS wJohn Folland Plumbing & heating: All jobs from a dripping tap to fully fitted kitchens/bathrooms. No call out charge. Tel John: 622 050 803 or 622 180 606 wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wsur integral Plumbing and Electrical services Domestic & Commercial plumbing & electrical Call: 666 715 215/ 627 625 624 email: kochelengue@hotmail.com wandy Mann Uk Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wink Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. Fridays: Chiringuito Antonio Market, Puente don Manuel or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY & POOL CARE wExperienced, professional and reliable all year service. Caring for your Property, Pool and People. References available on request. Call Ron: 637 995

088, ppp247@hotmail.co.uk www.pppaxarquia.com

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com

REMOVALS Website: www.rentahomespain.com wMan with a Van, 7.5 tonne capacity, Ikea collections and fitting long and short haul, also roofing and decorating services. Call Steve 633 337 619 Email: swtransit@gmail.com w2Js removals Ltd, UK-Spain-UK, Local and International removals, Reliable service, free quotes, no job too small. Fully insured. Email: jmcc1957@yahoo.co.uk Call: June or John 649 662 012 / +0044 7790023958 wtransportation to Uk to spain to Uk. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also

RESTAURANTS local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 wtaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wtaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 wtaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra Vacional - 340 next to Post Office. 952 534 972 / 634 051 635 wrestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wLunch & Dining in "El 7 Cielo", Venta Alta , Alcaucin. GOURMET & FONDUE meals for all occasions. More info at www.el7cielo.es or call 649 661 184 Frank/Els.

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Business Listing SATELLITE T.V. wtotal satellite installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wsky shop torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 wsat. Co. Freesat HD & Sky Digital, dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call TOM 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years. Free demos every Sat. 2pm wtechno-Vision satellite tV, CCTV & Internet Solutions. NO FIX NO FEE, 10% Dsicounts for OAP’s. Tel: 638 262 410 / 686 516 154. Based in Torrox. Visit our online shop at www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es wsky Costa Certified aerial/satellite installer. For all your satellite needs. Call for a free no obligation quote: 667 440 632 or email: skycosta@live.com

SECURITY

- we are the Professionals. 952 52 43 94 www.timeoutspas.com

STORAGE/PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 176 323 / 699 621 667

SWIMMING POOLS waquamarine Pools - Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: aquamarinepools@hotmail.com Tel: 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.eu

TRANSLATION & INTERPRETING wEnglish/French/spanish - Professional translator available to help with all kinds of documents, letters, emails, websites... Please contact Monica Sanchez: tradsanchez@gmail.com or 608 275 144

T-SHIRTS

wPErFECt alarm s.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

wBuzz it! Smarten up your business with personalised t-shirts and workwear plus suppliers of personalised give-aways. Telephone 675 091 982 (English) or 666 208 880 (Spanish) Email: buzzitspain@gmail.com or find us on facebook Buzzit Spain

SIGN MAKERS

WEB DESIGNERS

wredhouse signmakers. Suppliers and designers of all types of signs - shops, pavement boards, estate agency for sale boards, vehicle advertising, banner stands and more. New telephone number: 675 091 982. Email redhousesigns@yahoo.co.uk Website: www.redhousesigns.com

wspanglish webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites, English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 708 454 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com Email: info@spanglishwebs.com

SOLAR

WELDERS

wsolosol – The Solar Professionals. Electricity (PV), Hot Water, Pool Heating, Wind Turbines. For the best installation, retail and trade prices in Spain contact Solosol. info@solosol.net, Tel: 958360136,

wFor all your weldings and metal work. English, Espagñol, Nederlands, Francais. Call 622 870 105.

SOLICITORS wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

SPAS & SAUNAS wtime Out spas & saunas. Serving The Costa del Sol for more than 10 Years. Hundreds of Spas Installed! We service all Brands of Spas so come to us

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com

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Avda. Andalucia, 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 / 649 123 068 Avda. Andalucia, 64 (near ‘Las Yucas’), Torre del Mar Tel: 952 965 724 www.casa-terreno.net info@casa-terreno.com

arenas ref.: 2119 reduced by 55,000€

Luxury country villa (3 beds, 2 baths/ 125m2) located in the valley of arenas, real country feeling but close enough to be in the town of Velez –Malaga within just a few driving minutes. stunning sea and mountain views makes you feel free and comfortable. this magnificent property is fully furnished, ff kitchen, open fire place, central heating and much more luxury items as pvc double glazed windows, high quality outdoor furniture and a recent built pool and huge garage. several terraces surrounded by a nice garden (2.600m2 plot) makes the views, over the whole coast longing to the Maroma mountain, even more breathtaking. Fabulous access, just 800m from the main road to arenas. Perfect as holiday home or permanent residence

Price: 325,000€

Puente don Manuel ref.: 2387 spacious villa (4 beds, 2,5 baths/130m2) situated close to the Lake Viñuela in Puente Don Manuel in a really quiet urbanization, which is reachable within a 15 min. drive from the coast. the villa is built on a 500m2 plot with a nice garden easy to maintain and its own shaped pool and has two floors. On the ground floor you can find the utility room, an own water deposit and a huge guest apartment with views to the terrace and pool. the top floor, which is level with the road, is nice sized and comes with pvc double glazed windows, log burner, a/C units hot and cold, ff-kitchen in a modern style with all appliances, nice furniture, sat-tV and internet. the villa is in very good condition and has a nice outside area with BBq and parking place.

Price: 250,000€


FP0890 A 113m , three bedroom villa with pool set in the countryside below Comares on an easily maintained 485m2 plot with tarmac access

COMARES 2

ONLY 180,000€

CENTRAL NERJA FP0863 A one bedroom apartment with small enclosed terrace in the centre of Nerja convenient to all shops and amenities and 5 minutes walk to the beach PriCED tO sELL at

65,000€

BAVIERA GOLF FP0892 A spacious, three bedroom townhouse overlooking the 8th green of the golf course and only two minutes drive to the beach. Rear terrace garden and huge basement garage

230,000€

OFFiCE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

‘wishing all a happy and prosperous New Year!’

The Sentinella Axarquia January 2013  

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