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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 173

February 19

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m Fro Ed... the Now that Christmas has well and truly passed, I hope all your New Year resolutions are still in full swing! We can now start counting down the days to the next big event of the year — St Valentine’s Day, the day of lurrrve — on 14th February. This is a day for loving couples to enjoy spending time together, whilst the singletons among us would probably rather be at home that night with a good film, a blanket, a takeaway and a box of tissues! Traditionally, St Valentine’s Day was purely a celebration of love when you let the man or woman of your dreams know how you felt about him/her. Fast forward to 2019 and like so many special occasions, this has now been blown completely out of proportion — these days it involves spending lots of money on fine dining, partying the night away, buying fluffy love hearts, cards and possibly even furry handcuffs if that’s your ‘thing’! Did you know that around the world, people send roughly a billion cards decorated with red hearts and flowers? That’s a heck of a lot of cards. If you are wanting to buy your loved one a special card, be sure to visit ‘Second Time Around’ in Puente don Manuel where they have a great selection just waiting for your Valentine. See their advert on page 95. Well since this is the month of LOVE, I feel like sharing some about my lovely advertisers. I have had a busy month, and I have been using some of the services from local advertisers inside this little ‘Bible’ as recommended by a fair few people over the years. Firstly, when I moved house recently I used Hub Transport Services, who provided a very professional service and it was my smoothest move yet — and hopefully my last. I can thoroughly recommend them. Once moved in I needed heat, so owner Mark and his colleague from Esola Systems fitted an aircon unit for me and I have to say they did the most amazingly neat and tidy job I have ever seen. Then I needed some plumbing bits looking at in the bathroom and called on


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Strange News Chris, a local plumber from Torre del Mar, who came straightaway and is currently in the process of fixing various things for me. Plus I had a broken dishwasher, and we all know who to call for this service — yes, brilliant Mick from Domestic Appliances — and I now have a fully functional machine. All in all, I’d like to say a big thank you to these people and all my other lovely advertisers too. You can see all their adverts throughout this magazine. If you happen to use the services of one of them, please do share the love that you receive and let them know that you saw their advert in The Sentinella Magazine. On that note, have a LOVEly month.

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What’s Inside This Month Countries Of The World......................Page 22 Recipe Of The Month.........................Page 48 Faceless.............................................Page 75 Useless Facts.....................................Page 82 Fruit & Vegetable Facts......................Page 86 Film Review........................................Page 90 Celebrity News...................................Page 92 Where’s Waldo.................................Page 106 Information........................................Page 114 Jokes................................................Page 116 Puzzle Pages....................................Page 118 Horoscopes......................................Page 122

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Pie Noon The World Pie Eating Championship in Wigan, Lancs, descended into ‘chaos’ last month after contestants were forced to change their filling to chicken to stop them breaking wind. It was the first time in its 26-year-long history the competition had not used red meat and potatoes. The decision was made in the wake of a recent scandal at a darts event where a competitor said he was put off by another player’s trumps. Officials said the move was necessary in order to make the event more enjoyable for onlookers. Despite fears that the last-minute change might upset the eventual results — as competitors had much less time to prepare — the title went to local man Martin AppletonClare for the fifth time. The winner of the contest is whoever eats a standard pie the fastest, and Martin won in a record time of 19.6 seconds. Catnip anyone? A mother was in the dog house with her daughter after buying her an advent calendar that was actually meant for cats. To compound her mistake, it took Jess Evans, 26, 11 whole days to realise that instead of eating chocolate, her daughter Alissa, nine, had been chomping down on catnip. The little girl endured four days of the green-tinged treats before refusing to eat any more, but Jess assumed she was just being picky. The mum-of-three was horrified when she turned the £1.99 Garfield calendar over only to discover the ‘apple flavoured chocolates’ were in fact yoghurt and catnip delicacies – for cats. Jess, from Oswestry, Shropshire, said: ‘I was in shock and felt like the worst mother ever when I realised I’d bought her a calendar for cats. ‘Alissa had said they looked a bit green but I thought they were probably just apple-flavoured ones and didn’t think anything of it. She said they tasted a bit strange, but hadn’t said they were horrible, so I just forgot about it. ‘Thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have suffered any ill effects.’


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Strange News (Continued) Snow white — or not? Residents in one coal-mining Russian town were stunned when their usual brown snow mysteriously turned white. The authorities have been accused of using ‘modern technology’ to hide the effects of pollution with white paint. In a video posted on local media, a Russian woman reaches out her hand to brush a snow bank in the town of Mysky, Siberia. She comes away with white sticky paint coating her fingers, which had apparently been used to hide the soot and ash dirtying the snow. ‘You can see the stains. It even sticks,’ she told the Moscow Times while demonstrating the substance on her fingertips. Coal is big business in Russia’s Far East but it is having a devastating environmental effect. The painted hill was outside a municipal recreation centre, where many children go to play in the snow. The local news website said: ‘Apparently, no white snow could be found around the city surrounded by coal mines so they had to resort to modern technology.’ Black snow is not uncommon in parts of Russia, which is the world’s sixth largest

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Random Jokes :) Getting old?! Look on the funny side of those rapidly progressing years... I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and started exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.

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We Say... They Say... We Say... On the spur of the moment They Say... Without thinking (Sin pensado)

They Say... And they were happy and ate partridges (Y fueron felices y comieron perdices)

We Say... Act of God They Say...Older strength (Fuerza mayor)

We Say... Get to the point They Say... To go to the grain (Ir al grano)

We Say...By word of mouth They Say... Of word (De palabra)

We Say... To look for a needle in a haystack They Say... To look for a needle in a barn (Buscar una aguja en un pajar)

We Say... Better half They Say... Half an orange (Media naranja)

We Say...To waste good money They Say... To throw the house out of the window (Tirar la casa por la ventana)

We Say... It’s a small world They Say... The world is a hanky (El mundo es un panuelo) We Say... I’m over the moon They Say... I’m in seventh heaven (Estoy en el septimo cielo)

We Say... To cheese somebody off They Say... To heat somebody’s head (Calentar la cabeza a alguien)

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Currencies Direct News Pound strengthens despite Brexit uncertainty; will Article 50 be delayed?

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The US dollar has also given up ground this month following a number of dovish signals from the Federal Reserve, with the US central bank now expected to adopt a more cautious approach to monetary policy in 2019.

Latest currency news The pound has found support in recent weeks, despite Brexit uncertainty only appearing to have heightened in in the last month.

What do you need to look out for? Brexit is expected to continue to dominate the pound over the coming month, with a potential extension to Article 50 likely to propel Sterling higher.

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Meanwhile EUR investors are likely to remain focused on data coming out of the Eurozone, with any additional signs of a slowdown or a more dovish outlook from the European Central Bank likely to drag on the euro.

At the same time, the GBP/USD exchange rate has risen from $1.26 to $1.28, although it also briefly plummeted to a 20-month low of $1.24 on the way. What’s been happening? While it has remained volatile, the pound has consistently risen so far in 2019, largely on the back of diminishing fears of a no deal Brexit. This comes despite Theresa May’s Brexit deal being overwhelming rejected by Parliament as markets hope that MPs will now exert more authority over the process – potentially pushing to stop Brexit altogether. Meanwhile a run of gloomy data and fears that some of the Eurozone’s largest economies may be headed towards a

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Fun Statements Some interesting statements to ponder over A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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duty at 1.5%, now applied only to the value of the relinquished part of the asset. Although it is unlikely that this new law will be applied retrospectively, it may be worth contacting us at Cayet Solicitors where we can ask your tax office if a refund of the

A recent decision of the Spanish Supreme Court has unified the criteria in relation to the payment of tax that it is levied when removing someone from the title deeds (extinction of joint ownership). Until now, this tax was calculated on the total value of the property but now, it is based on the value of the percentage that is transferred. In other words, if a property is owned equally by Peter and Mary but they decide that Peter should be the sole owner, he will acquire Mary´s 50% share and the tax will be calculated on this — not on the total value of the property as previously. If, however, Peter owns 80% and acquires the 20% that belonged to Mary, the tax payable will only be calculated on 20% of the total value. The tax levied on this kind of transfer is stamp

additional amount might be possible, since we don’t know for sure which criteria they will finally follow. In order for the tax office to consider that there is an “extinction of co-ownership,” only one person may finally own the property outright. If, for example, there are three owners and only one of them sells his share to the other two, it is considered as a simple sale of a part of the property. In these cases, transfer tax at a rate of 8% would be payable, based on the value of the part of the property that has been sold. If you have any questions based on your specific circumstances, we are happy to receive your enquiries at any time. In order to use our free consultation service, please contact us on or book an appointment with us by calling us on 951 137 269. See main advert opposite

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Y Factors Why... ...Does one play at a recital, but recite at a play? ...If heat rises, then is hell hot and not cold? ...Is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? ...Is a square meal served on round plates?  ...Is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? ...Aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?  ...Is it that it’s good to score under par in golf but it’s bad to be ‘under par’ in anything else? ...Do they call the small candy bars the ‘fun sizes’? Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one? ...Do we park in a driveway? ...Do businesses offer free gifts? Aren’t all gifts free? ...Do you delete something on the computer, but erase something on paper? ...Is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15 and 17? ...Do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6ft. closer? ...Do you go ‘back and forth’ to town if you


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Tube Talk Some announcements made by tube drivers on The London Underground To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage, what part of stand clear of the doors don’t you understand?” At Camden Town station. “Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first!! Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care. I’m going home.” Ladies and Gentleman, upon departing the train may I remind you to take your rubbish with you. Despite the fact that you are in something that is metal, fairly round, filthy and smells, this is a tube train for public transport and not a bin on wheels.” “I apologise for the delay leaving the station

ladies and gentleman, this is due to a passenger masturbating on the train at Edgeware Road. Someone has activated the alarm and he is being removed from the train.” “I am sorry about the delay, apparently some nutter has just wandered into the tunnel at Euston. We don’t know when we’ll be moving again, but these people tend to come out pretty quickly... usually in bits.”

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What It Means To Be British! Here is a comment from a chap in Switzerland who lived in Britain for 12 years, on what it means to be British: “Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese T.V. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!”.


Friendship Friendship between women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.


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Record Breakers A selection of Record Breakers and their feats... Most consecutive pogo-stick jumps: On 29 July 2011, James Roumeliotis did 206,864 bounces in California. Most pint glasses balanced on the chin: In 2007, Ashrita Furman managed 81 pint beer glasses for 12.10 secs in New York. Most consecutive one-finger push-ups: In 1992, Paul Lynch performed 124 in the Hippodrome, Leicester Square in London. (I used to go clubbing there!)

Oldest person to loop the loop: In 1998, Adeline Ablitt, 95, did a glider loop over Leicestershire. Highest tightrope walk: Freddy Nock walked a 3,532 metre-high tightrope in 2015 from Biancograt to Piz Prievlus, the highest mountain in the Eastern Alps. Hairiest family: Mexicans Victor and Gabriel Ramos Gomez have 98% of their bodies covered in fur. Highest G-Force endured voluntarily 82.6g for 0.04 secs by Eli L Beeding Jr. of the USA in 1958. He spent three days in hospital afterwards. Longest attack of hiccups:  Charles Osborne of the USA - 1922 to 1990 Longest tattoo session: In February 2018, Alessandro Bonacorsi spent 60 straight hours tattooing a single person, Serena Cavani, a 32 year old businesswoman from Formigine.

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“A truely amazing day out!!!” The departure point is at our garage (at the bus station) C/don Cipriano Maldonado jimenez, 3 Torre del Mar For more info or reservations contact Monique: 609 955 391

Experience the very best of Asian cuisine AyS D I L O H € MENU OF THE DAY - 6.25 OR F D E EB S F EVENING 7.25 € H CLOMENU T 6 RCH ROM holidays) A Monday - Friday F (except M H N 4Taway Easy Parking E-OPETake R Opening Times - 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.30 - 23.30 Avenida Andalucia, 35 Bajo ALGARROBO COSTA

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BEAUTy AND WELLNESS CENTRE Open Tues - Sat 10am - 6pm Tel: 952 530 122 / 651 956 284 Rebeccah Curtis Beauty and Wellness Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Comercial B, No.16 TORROX COSTA


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Every first & third Sunday “All you can eat Breakfast Buffet!” 10.00 - 14.00* Av. García Peñalver, Blq 77, TORROX COSTA @yosoyTorroxCosta *Please reserve

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“Sympathy & Quality” Paseo de Maritimo de Ferrera Urb. Costa del Oro, Blq 7 Local 13, Torrox Costa Restaurante Caribe Tel: 952 530 831 Mob: 666 200 361 Email:

Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El Peñoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Mondays) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: Buddhahouse Torrox Costa




Costa Monday Market


Traditional Indian Tandoori Restaurant  EAT AS MUCH AS yOU LIKE

As many starters, main courses & desserts as you want all freshly cooked to order


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Open everyday 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.00 - 24.00 Ctra Nacional 340 (next to post office) Torrox Costa Tel: 95 253 4972 / 632 637 470

Deutsche Bäckerei German Bakery

Opening Hours: Monday - Saturday 7.30am - 1pm Sundays & Bank Holidays 8am - 11am

Pies and cakes for every occasion. Typical german pastry f.e. Pretzel, Crumble Cake, Rye bread and a lot more!!!

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Businesses In Torrox Costa Yo SoY Cafe Bar in Avenida Garci Penalver, Blq, 77 offer a wonderful ‘All you can eat breakfast buffet’, Every first and third Sunday of the month. Also serving a variety of burgers including, chicken, beef or vegetarian. “Pimp your Burger”. Calzados Blanca Castro for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. Andalucia No. 3. Call: 617 47 03 07 or email: Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 &  651 956 284 Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes and a coffee-3€ and fantastic homemade gateaus and a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, etc. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), with bread & alioli. Every Monday they have Special Ukrainian Soup just 6.50€. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more. The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your

Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: or visit the Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392 Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja. Erica is now entering her 4th year in her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa E-mail: C/Centro Internacional - Bq77-nr. 2. Call: 610 876 127 For a traditional Indian experience why not go to the Taj Mahal in Torrox Costa. You can eat as much as you like off the menu (excluding King Prawns) for just 10.95€. Call: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470. They are located on the main road next to the post office. Carp Diem in Torrox Costa is now open. Serving International cuisine with only fresh products and exclusive Wines. For reservations call: 642 10 45 48. A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa. For more businesses in the Torrox Costa area continue up to page 47

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Bar y Restaurante Laguna Beach - Torrox Costa

Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu Specialising in Ribs, Steaks & Chicken Traditional Sunday Lunch Homemade Tapas available every day changing daily - 1â‚Ź 10am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus Sunday 1pm - 5pm (bookings advisable) Closed Wednesday For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

Tel: 642 598 217




Sunday Lunch Roast Beef, Gammon or Chicken ONLY 5.50€!!! Large Cod, Chips & Peas all day only 5€!! Live Sports on 3 screens Thursday Quiz Night at 8:30pm MINI BOCADILLOS with crisps - eat in or take away from 11am Thurs 2nd main filling FREE


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International Cuisine with only fresh products and exclusive International Wines avd. Mediterraneo/ Esq. C Calle Estepona, Torrox Costa

Located behind Tourist Information Office/Library

(Near the Monday market & Paseo Maritimo) Call: 642 10 45 48

Tel: 617 506 550

Closed Tuesday

Torrox Costa



Dr. Carlos Castillo GP and Paediatrician

Dr. Arielle Perkins Family Medicine

Your health partner

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General Medicine Paediatrics Acupuncture Physiotherapy / Osteopathy Urologist and Traumatologist Other Specialists


Dr. Erik Schulten Urologist

Dr. Elias Reyes

Internal medicine

Dr. Daniel Gaitán Cardiologist

We Speak English, German & French Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

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Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

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Dr. Joaquin Mut Dermatologist

Dr. Federico Merino Plastic surgery

General surgery

Andalucian Surgical Institute

English Dentist: Dr. Michael Mannish B.D.S. (univ. London) Harley St. Cosmetic Dentist of 25 yrs.

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Jose Antonio Gonzalez Maxillofacial surgeon

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Recipe Of The Month Impress your Valentine with a slice of Cherry Cheesecake. Yum - one of my favourites! Ingredients for the base 2oz butter 4oz digestive biscuits Ingredients for the cheesecake 12oz curd cheese 1/2 pt double cream 1 lemon 3oz sugar 1/4oz gelatin 3/4lb frozen or fresh stoned black cherries 2tbs brandy 1tbs icing sugar Method 1. Melt the butter and work the biscuit crumbs into it. Press mixture into the base of a loose bottomed 8-inch cake tin. Chill. 2. Put the cherries in the brandy and stir in the icing sugar.

3. Whip the cream until stiff. Sieve the curd cheese on to the cream and mix together. 4. Grate a little of the lemon rind and squeeze out about 1tbs of juice from the lemon. Add this to the cheese mixture. 5. Melt the gelatin in 2tbs of hot water and when almost dissolved stir carefully into the cheesecake mixture. Pile this on the biscuit base and chill for as long as possible, preferably overnight. 6. Before serving drain the cherries and spoon on to the cheesecake. Push cheesecake out of tin and serve. After all that make him wash up!

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Beautiful villa between Algarrobo and Arenas with amazing sea views. Plot of 4,050m2 and house of 289m2 and also a wooden house. In total the villa has 6 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and a toilet. The main house has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, living room with chimney and fitted kitchen. It has two more apartments with bedrooms, bathrooms and living rooms. The plot is amazing, with well maintained garden, fruit trees, various terraces on different levels, romantic hollows, viewpoints, swimming pool and BBQ. Store room and laundry room. The villa remains furnished.


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Impress Your Valentine Ah, you’re in love, feeling blissfully happy and on top of the world. Show your lucky Valentine just how much he/she means to you by following The Sentinella’s Dos and Dont’s Don’t... Buy your Valentine a box of your favourite chocolates, or let’s face it, you’ll end up scoffing them all yourself, leaving all the coffee creams for your disgruntled partner. Not a good move.

Do... Make the Cherry Cheesecake on page 48 and feed it to your Valentine with a chocolate coated spoon. Do... Wear something smart but sexy. Do not wear your usual every day clobber. Put in some effort and dress to impress. Do... Remember that it’s on Thursday 14th February. Do... Light candles, creat a romantic atmosphere and cuddle up on the sofa. After all that’s what being in lurrrve is all about.

Don’t... Take your Valentine for a meal in that restaurant where you know all your buddies are going. It’s meant to be a special day for just the two of you. Don’t... Even think about buying a card covered in hearts. Anything too OTT makes them run a mile.


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Main floor - large living/dining room leading to a terrace, fully equipped kitchen, 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Downstairs - large studio at swimming pool level and large laundry room. The villa has fitted wardrobes, air conditioning and fireplace. The whole plot is fully secured.

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Valentine Tales Some of the traditions behind Valentines Day Hundreds of years ago in England, children would dress up as adults on Valentine’s Day and walk from house to house singing. One verse they sang was:  Good morning to you, Valentine, Curl your locks as I do mine, Two before and three behind, Good morning to you, Valentine. In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who their Valentines would be. They would wear these names on their sleeves for one week. To wear your heart on your sleeve now means that it is easy for other people to know how you are feeling.

and be very happy. If she saw a goldfinch, she would marry a millionaire. (Anyone know where the goldfinches hang out around here...!)  In some countries, a young woman may receive a gift of clothing from a young man. If she keeps the gift, it means she will marry him. In Wales wooden love spoons were carved and given as gifts on February 14th. Hearts, keys and keyholes were favourite decorations on the spoons. The decoration meant, “You unlock my heart!”.

Some people used to believe that if a woman saw a robin flying overhead on Valentine’s Day, it meant she would marry a sailor. If she saw a sparrow, she would marry a poor man


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HealthWatch Yes it may be as dull as dirty dishwater but it’s important to eat and drink healthily, or you may end up pushing up the daisies before you’re due. So without further ado let’s take a look at the pros of drinking juices. Juices - Whether you would kill for carrot juice, or prefer parsnip juice, no matter which one you choose, they are all good for your body in some way or another. We all know that they say five portions of fruit or veg a day leads to a healthier you. Drinking fresh juices is a clever way of boosting your intake. Juices help to purify the organs. They are not only a fun short-cut to health, but also delicious and refreshing. Now let’s take a look at the individual pros of drinking different juices: 

Tomato Juice - Can reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Lemon Juice - Can help dissolve gallstones. Orange Juice - Protector against colds, flu, bruising, heart disease and strokes. Grapefruit Juice - Eases constipation and improves digestion. Celery Juice - Aids in treating respiratory problems such as asthma and bronchitis. Parsnip Juice - Good for skin disorders, kidney stones and arthritis. Carrot Juice - Boosts immune system and reduces the risk of stroke. Cabbage Juice - Inhibits cancer development and tumour growth. Now go and buy a juicer! :)


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During treatment a light massage is applied to stimulate and aid the process - Price per treatment: 70€ For more information contact Iris Werner: 722 533 986 Urb. La Sirena 113, Benajarafe

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Silly Signs Classic signs to give you a giggle..... Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” Hahahahahahahaha!  At a tyre shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.” At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

At an Optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.” In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!” At the electric company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be cut.”

On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On a maternity room door: “Push, push, push.”

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Home Reforms By Cocinas Y Parquets 5.0 - Vélez-Málaga Espacios Integrales 5.0 is a Málaga company dedicated to the comprehensive reform of housing and commercial premises. We do all the work required to carry out the complete job: masonry, plumbing, electricity, wall slabs, laminate plaster, painting, aluminium carpentry, laminated floor, installation of doors, installation of wardrobes and dressing rooms... also we arrange for the necessary permits for the work to be done in each municipality. Espacios Integrales 5.0 is presented as a company that offers its clients a special service where we will keep your keys securely so you are free to come and go while we work.


What makes us different from other construction and reform companies in our sector is the way we

operate. Since we opened our physical shop, in addition to doing reforms and carpentry in our own workshops — which we have been doing for several years — we have now begun to work with Photorealism. In our shop, “Cocinas Y Parquets 5.0”, we offer our customers 3D decorative projects, examples of which are open concept kitchens, which are very fashionable at the moment. You can see and touch the materials and furniture that we are going to install in your homes, and most importantly, you can visualise how your design will look with our 3D images from several perspectives. Therefore, we invite prospective customers to visit us in our shop in Vélez Málaga, in Calle after Adeodato Altamirano no. 4. See main advert opposite



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Beautiful 3 Bed 2 Bath Village House (150m² built), totally reformed to the highest quality which extends over 3 floors. Ground floor: there is a sitting room/third bedroom with kitchenette, good-sized second bedroom and bathroom. Next 2 floors: lounge/diner, lovely f/f modern kitchen, superb spacious master bedroom & shower room. There is a fantastic roof terrace with views of the countryside

Sales Price: 95,000€ (NeW!) Torre del Mar

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Lovely 2 Bed Apartment in town centre, a short walk to the beach, shops, restaurants & local amenities, recently been refurbished to include a modern shower room. Accommodation: lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, 2 bedrooms and shower room, west-facing glazed terrace & views to the mountains

Sales Price: 125,000€ (NeW!)

Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, (opposite bus station) TOrre del MAr - Tel: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414



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Fully Renovated 3 Bed Townhouse, in the heart of town,

only a 5-minute drive to the coast & close to all amenities. Accommodation: lounge/dining room, separate kitchen, 3 bedrooms, family bathroom, good-size sunny roof terrace with utility room & views over the town

Sales Price: 85,000€ (redUCed!) Torre del Mar

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Excellent 3 Bed 3.5 Bath Villa (184m² built, 558m² plot), close to the coast. Main house: 2 bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms, spacious lounge/dining room, conservatory, f/f kitchen & storage room. Guest apartment: living room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. Also laundry room, gym, solar heated pool, Jacuzzi, WC, outdoor kitchen & garage

Sales Price: 349,000€ (NeW!) Vélez Málaga

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Conveniently Located 2 Bed Apartment in the heart of village close to shops, health centre, bars and restaurants. The property is totally reformed and well decorated: lounge, f/f kitchen, 2 double bedrooms, modern bathroom & terrace, underground private car park and storage

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Fun Statements Have fun thinking about these mind-twisting statements

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Realise that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you’re in will always take the longest.

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No one is listening until you make a mistake. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day. All scarily true I think you’ll agree!

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Random Jokes :) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager siting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept starring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring everytime. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild? Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. “Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son”.



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EXPLORE Chatelin ortopedia & pedicurist practice We are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. Linda is a qualified pedicurist and Henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker, for all your inlays and sport inlays, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325 Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices, a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to & pictures of the clinic. Open Mon -Friday 10am-5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German and Spanish. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

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Greek Mythology - Part 4 Time to look at some more Greek Mythology. If you’re walking around and you see a lady with snakes for hair, whatever happens don’t look at her eyes!  Sirens - Beautiful half-woman, half birdlike creatures who sang such lovely songs that listeners forgot everything and died of hunger. So not so lovely after all then! The Sirens are sisters who lure sailors to their death. One of those tempted was Odysseus, who escaped from them by filling his crew’s ears with wax. Centaur - The Centaur’s are half man, and half horse. They have the body of a horse but, in place of the horse’s head they have the torso, head and arms of a man. Most are wild and they are known for their lustfulness and constant drunkenness. The Medusa - The Medusa was an ugly

creature, but she wasn’t always such an eyesore. The Medusa was the daughter of Phorkys and Keto, the children of Gaia (Earth) and Okeanos (Ocean). She was one of the three sisters known as the Gorgons. Medusa was the only mortal out of the three. She was once very beautiful and lived in the north where the sun didn’t shine. She wanted to see the sun and asked Athena for permission to visit the south. Athena refused. The Medusa became angry and told Athena it was because she was jealous of her beauty. Bad move! Athena punished her by turning her hair into snakes. She also put a curse on her so that whoever looked at her eyes turned into stone.

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Valentine Poems By Tricia Gabbitas Tricia, a member of our local community in Torre del Mar, has written almost 1,000 poems and over 200 of these greeting verses can be found in “The Gift Collection, Book One� by Tricia Gabbitas, available as Kindle or paperback on Amazon. Her book also has verses for Anniversary,

Birth & Birthday, Bereavement, Christmas and Easter, all available for you to use. Tricia has specially prepared these mini-cards for you so if you want to give a Valentine greeting this month, why not cut out one of these and put it into your own card or letter?

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Valentine Poems By Tricia Gabbitas Some Valentine facts... Based on retail statistics, about 3 per cent of pet owners will give gifts to their pets on this day. About 1 billion Valentine’s Day cards are exchanged each year. This makes it the second largest seasonal card sending time of the year

If you’re single don’t despair. You can celebrate Singles Awareness Day (SAD) instead. 73 percent of people who buy flowers on this day are men, while only 27 percent are women. More than 35 million heart-shaped boxes will be sold.


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The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year! Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

The state of Florida is bigger than England!

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Cats urine glows under a black light. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom." Pamela Anderson Lee is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head." When possums are playing 'possum', they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. Most lipstick contains fish scales! Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants! There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building! Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours! Owls are one of the only birds who can see the colour blue! Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes! A jellyfish is 95 percent water! In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals! Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States! 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the US. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head. Daffy Duck's middle name is "Dumas"

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A-Z Of Spain Following on from The Sentinella’s journey through the alphabet to discover the joys of Spain. This month we take a look at what makes Spain ‘G’. Gibraltar dominates the entrance to the Mediterranean between the southern tip of Spain and the continent of Africa. It contains some of the most extensive military fortifications in Europe, spanning over 1,200 years of Moorish, Spanish and British history. As well as being riddled with caves. Gibraltar is also riddled with semi-wild apes, which are known for snatching onlooker’s hats and handbags! The cheeky monkeys. Granada, complete with beautiful gardens and narrow streets, is one of the pearls of Spain and as a result it is visited by tourists from all over the world. The city is located 70km from the coast and at the foot of the Sierra Nevada, Spain’s highest mountain, with great possibilities for winter sports. The highest peak, Mulhacen rises to 3,478 metres. Its most famous tourist attaction is without

doubt the Alhambra Palace, which is considered by some to be one of the 10 wonders of the world. The Alhambra is a massive castle constructed over many centuries, consisting of flourishing gardens and sumptuous palaces. It was home to many of the Arabic Sultans who ruled the province. Nowadays 8,500 visitors pass through the doors each day and it is recognised as Spain’s most visited monument. Gambas also known as prawns for those who didn’t know! Gambas pil-pil are peeled prawns, sizzled in clay pots with chilli, garlic and olive oil. I have recently become quite addicted to this dish and I have to say that Chef Josh, from La Tasca in Torre del Mar, opposite the Police Station makes the best prawn pil-pil I have tasted. Langoustines are large fat prawns rolled in sea salt, grilled and squeezed with lemon. Then there are those that are deep fried and served with a mayonnaise dip, or the far simplier gambas cocidas, unpeeled and cooked for one minute in salted water. This variety are often served as tapas.


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Despite its unattractive name, ugli fruit has a rather appealing interior with a sweet flavour. It is a hybrid between a tangerine, a Seville orange and a grapefruit, and actually has many health benefits. It is loaded with certain minerals and vitamins, and packs only 45 calories per serving, making it an incredibly healthy addition to your diet. Ugli fruit has a high level of vitamin C, and contains an impressive quantity of dietary fibre. It also boasts an adequate amount of calcium, protein, vitamin A and iron. One serving of ugli fruit, which is roughly 50% of the fruit, contains 2 grams of dietary fibre, which is the part of plant foods that cannot be digested. It therefore minimises your chance of developing constipation by allowing your digestive system to operate more efficiently. The nutrient content also decreases your risk of getting Type-2 diabetes and heart disease and can help you manage your blood sugar and cholesterol levels. Since ugli fruit has a low-calorie level, it is perfect for those hoping to lose weight. The fruit will pack you with fibre, thus helping you steer clear of snacking in between meals and overeating. With a plentiful supply of catechins, flavonols and other antioxidants, ugli fruit is a great solution for skin inflammation and other issues like rosacea, psoriasis and eczema. The antioxidants are also capable of improving your skin’s appearance, clear up blemishes or age spots and minimise wrinkles. In addition to that, the key ingredients can help promote the growth of new skin cells and tighten up skin elasticity. The high levels of vitamin A present in ugli fruit are good indicators for eye health since vitamin A has been directly associated with reduced oxidative stress in the retina. This

can slow down the progression of macular degeneration and delay the start of cataracts with age. The dietary fibre level in ugli fruit can also assist in reducing your overall cholesterol levels, as well as balance your LDL and HDL levels, which can reduce your risk of heart attack, coronary heart disease and stroke. Moreover, pectin also supports your cardiovascular system. Pectin has been shown to decrease cholesterol levels — particularly in those at risk of developing coronary artery disease. The impressive vitamin C content present in ugli fruit also helps in the production of collagen in the body. Given collagen is crucial for each cell, blood vessel and tissue, an adequate quantity will help stimulate repair, growth and normal development. There are numerous key minerals present in ugli fruit that can help with bone mineral density and also minimise your risk of getting osteoporosis prematurely. There are rarely any healthy foods that do not impact your possibility of getting cancer in one way or another. This is because foods with positive nutrient value boost your body’s capacity to combat diseases. Cancer is merely a collection of damaged cells that come together and multiply.

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Rating: PG Genre: Comedy Directed By: David Kerr Written By: William Davies Cast: Rowan atkinson as Johnny English Olga Kurylenko as Ophelia, Ben Miller as Bough, Jake Lacy as Jason, Emma Thompson as Prime Minister, adam James as Pegasus, Ben Miller as Bough, David Mumeni as Fabian, Miranda Hennessy as Tara, Samantha Russell as Swedish Prime Minister Johnny English (Rowan atkinson) has struck again, 15 years after the first movie, and

seven years after the sequel as the much-loved accidental secret agent in "Johnny English Strikes again". Of course he is the daft but hilarious secret agent with a tad of Mr Bean humour in him. The new adventure begins when a cyber-attack reveals the identities of all active undercover agents in Britain, the country's only hope is called out of retirement, leaving Johnny English as the secret service’s last hope. English dives headfirst into action with the mission to find the mastermind hacker. as a man with few skills and analogue methods, Johnny English must overcome the challenges of modern technology to make this mission a success. On Metacritic the film has an average score of 39 out of 100, based on 22 critics, indicating "generally unfavourable reviews" however, I love Rowan atkinson and give it a 4 star rating. Star Rating ****/*****

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Weird Laws Weird and outrageously crazy laws... Minnesota - Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus. - In Minneapolis, double parkers can be put on a chain gang. - Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard. - It’s illegal to tease skunks. Mississippi - It is still legal to kill one’s servant. - In Truro, a would-be groom must prove himself manly prior to marriage by hunting and killing six blackbirds or three cows. Missouri -In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that might frighten timid persons, children or animals.

Montana -It is a crime for a wife to open her husbands mail

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Popular American actor Dick Van Dyke was born in December 1925 in West Plains, Missouri, USA. His full name is Richard Wayne Van Dyke, and his family tree includes English, Scottish, German, Swiss-German and Dutch ancestors. He made his acting debut playing the baby Jesus in a church Christmas pageant, but was told he cried all the way through it. Before he was a successful actor and a comedian, he did everything from working in an advertising agency to becoming a disc jockey. He performed in several variety shows while serving in the United States Army during World War II, when he was a radio announcer. Dick was so poor that in order to be able to marry Margie, the couple appeared on the US TV show “Bride and Groom” because the show paid for the wedding rings, a honeymoon and household appliances. After this, they lived in a car for several months. Margie and Dick had four children: Barry Van Dyke; Carrie Beth van Dyke; Christian Van Dyke and Stacy Van Dyke, and there are seven grandchildren. Various family members often appear alongside him in his popular TV series Diagnosis Murder, which co-stars his son Barry. Although he'd had small roles beforehand, Van Dyke was launched to stardom in the 1960 musical "Bye-Bye Birdie", for which he won a Tony Award, and three years later, he starred in the movie based on that play. He has starred in a number of films over the years including Mary Poppins (1964), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) and Fitzwilly (1967), as well as a number of successful television series — which won him four Emmys — and

After separating from Margie in the 1970s, Dick became involved with Lee Marvin’s ex Michelle Triola until her death in 2009, paying her the six-figure ‘palimony’ settlement for which she had unsuccessfully sued Marvin. He married Arlene Silver in 2012. His role as Rob Petrie in The Dick Van Dyke Show was one of the most-watched during the 1960s, and ran to 158 episodes. His comic inspiration was Stan Laurel. He says he was able to find him by looking up his name in the phone book in Santa Monica, California, where Laurel lived. He called and Laurel invited him over. The two became good friends. When Laurel died, Van Dyke delivered his speech at the funeral. Dick says that his most memorable role is that of Bert the chimney-sweep in Mary Poppins, but his fake Cockney accent became the subject of so much mockery that a “Dick Van Dyke accent" is now an accepted slang term for an American's unsuccessful attempt at any British accent. In 1968, he left Hollywood and bought a ranch in Arizona, and overcame alcoholism in the 1970s. He has dabbled in computer animation since the 1980s. Using Newtek's Lightwave 3D from home, he created and animated a CG version of himself that he danced with on The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited (2004). Although Van Dyke is now a committed non-smoker, he admits that he used to smoke 40-50 cigarettes a day.

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with her recent three-stone weight loss, vowing to put some back on. Police confirmed to The Sun that officers attended Linda's home in London — where she lives with her husband Mark Dunford, 58 — "following concerns for an occupant." Fans rushed to offer their love to Linda, with one tweeting: "So sorry to hear she is having a bit of a rough time at the moment. Such a lovely funny lady." Another commented: "Hope she’s ok and gets better." Peggy power Adam Woodyatt and Jake Wood are among the EastEnders stars who have joined forces to raise £100,000 by running the London Marathon in support of Dame Barbara Windsor. Jake — who plays Max Branning — said he was "proud” be helping raise money for charity Dementia Revolution, set up by the iconic actress' husband, Scott Mitchell. Other EastEnders stars getting involved include Walford regulars Natalie Cassidy (Sonia Fowler), Tanya Franks (Rainie Branning), Emma Barton (Honey Mitchell), Jamie Borthwick (Jay Brown), Jane Slaughter (Tracey the barmaid) and Kellie Shirley, who previously played Carly Wicks. Barbara, who played matriarch Peggy Mitchell for more than 10 years, was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s in 2014, and is much loved by all the cast at EastEnders. Sadly, it has been revealed that in the space of just a few weeks, her illness has escalated to the point where she does not recognise her husband or her home. The group is raising money for Dementia Revolution, a year-long campaign from Alzheimer’s Society.


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Second Time Around - Puente Don Manuel Welcome to Second Time around, where everything deserves a second chance. This name is the brainchild of Geoff, who did all the incredible adverts when we owned Arkwrights. People have since mentioned that it’s apt because of being the second time in our original shop, they say we have come full circle. We originally started Second Time around as we had unwanted items to sell, these were swiftly put back into boxes when we were overwhelmed with goods from customers, old and new. So much so that we had to open our stock room and now are in the process of sorting out our spare bedroom to stock goods brought in from far and wide. We must be doing something right! Our first week of opening we were approached to start stocking Greetings Cards, as there wasn’t anyone stocking the quality, selection and price that we are known for. We have been complimented so many times since, on our range of cards, which is increasing on a weekly basis, starting from an

unbelievable .10cts per card. We are proud to be a supplier of Oriflame, this is a well known Swedish brand celebrating their 52nd year. Oriflame has incredible products including cosmetics, toiletries, perfumes, jewellery and accessories. They also have Wellbeing products, which are extremely popular throughout the world. They are also proud of their Novage sets, which they claim sell one a minute worldwide. The appeal to us selling Oriflame is that it is not tested on animals and that it has a 30day money back guarantee. They have a catalogue out every three weeks, which are available in the shop, together with samples to try before you buy. We also support animal, cancer, children and homeless charities. Feel free to browse around our shop Tuesday to Friday 9am to 4pm, Saturdays 9am to 2pm. We look forward to seeing you!  See main advert opposite

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Words Of Wisdom To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't, and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***

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Fitness February Almost all of us would have put “getting fit” as one of our New Year´s Resolutions and hopefully you have already begun your exercise in January. One problem I have found with clients is that they tend to get overexcited with their new found enthusiasm which can sometimes lead to overtraining. I can hear you all saying “ I finally have dragged myself off the sofa and am pushing myself to do exercise, you are telling me to slow down!!!” This isn´t the case with most but a few of us tend to be all or nothing and as important as exercise is, it is just as important to rest and recover between sessions.

This can then lead to overuse injuries for example muscle strains and tendonitis which then can set back training by weeks. So the conclusion to this is start your exercise slowly, build up your fitness over time and listen to your body, when it tells you to rest then rest. If you find you have caused yourself any injury or simply would like a massage to ensure your muscles are recovering well after exercise, please contact: Amanda Edge, BscHonsRSA, is a fully qualified ultrasound therapist. See advert below.

Overtraining occurs when the volume and intensity of the exercise exceeds an individual's recovery capacity. They cease making progress, and can even begin to lose strength and fitness."

Amanda Payne Edge BSC HONS; RSA

Qualified Sports & Remedial Therapist Specialising in soft tissue massage and manipulation treatments for sciatica, back problems, tension headaches, muscle injuries as well as relaxing and lymphatic massage. Treatments also using the G5 GBM Massage Machine. Also specialising in Kinesiology Taping & Passive, Active Stretching

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Old Sayings A selection of sayings that originated in bygone days: To let the cat out of the bag means a secret has been told! In medieval markets suckling piglets were delicacies. While haggling was occuring between buyer and stall holder a cat was often put in the bag instead of the piglet. The tricked buyer would only realise this when he arrived home and let the ‘cat out of the bag.’ As drunk as a Lord. In the 19th century the nobility and landowners held hunting parties which normally involved consuming vast amounts of alcohol! At the end of the hunt they would visit the local Inns and Taverns, by this stage completley drunk. Their tenants were never in a position to afford such drinking, but when they could, they were described as ‘drunk as a Lord’. Eating Humble Pie. After the hunt would

follow the Banquet where venison would be served. The offal, which was known as ‘umbels’, was baked in a pie and served to the servants. They were seated separately and given ‘umble’ pie. Hair of the dog that bit you is considered a ‘cure’ for a hangover. It has a strange medical origin; if you were bitten by a dog the hair of that dog, rubbed into the wound, would make it better! Hmmm, or maybe not.

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Beautiful Places - Cortijo La Jacaranda... about owning a mango farm? Mango growing is the in thing now round these parts – the river valley of Velez-Malaga, along with all the tributary rivers that criss cross through the countryside and join the main river valley, down to the sea, is perfect for tropical fruit growing. Only add the one element manually that you get plenty of in the tropics, but not so much here – water! (via drip feed irrigation is the answer). One thing I am increasingly being asked for is properties that can sustain an income other than letting out a casita or rooms in one’s house to tourism and mango production is a logical alternative opportunity. Cortijo Jacaranda is the result of the hard work and sweat of the current owner, offering just that alternative. This lovely property is set in 12,000m2 of land, on a secluded, sunny hillside just a few minutes drive from the village of Triana. It is replete with beautiful young mango trees, swaying gently in the breeze, every dark, green leaf shining in the sunshine! And these lovely beauties (there are around 800 of them at the moment on this farm) are already producing around 6000 Kgs

of ripe, juicy mangos each year, set to double as the trees grow and develop further. Yes, mango production is hard, sometimes back-breaking work, but so is letting rooms in a house, but it is a wonderful alternative, a new skill to learn, and a great way of keeping fit, perfect for recently retired ex-pats. It’s also the perfect way to get to know the locals and learn the language quickly, working with them and supplying the mangos to the local export depots. Apart from the work on the farm, Cortijo Jacaranda is a spacious, detached home, with good sized rooms, lovely terraces and a sea view, plus pool. There is also a useful ‘apero’ or outbuilding, for storing tools and equipment, that also has a bathroom, which on occasions might also be used as accommodation. Anyone who is interested in knowing more about mango production and the potential of purchasing a property such as Cortijo Jacaranda, please get in touch. By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advertisement below)


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Axarquia Fiestas & Events in February Various events during February It’s CARNIVAL Month Algarrobo, Arenas, Benamocarra, Almáchar, Frigiliana, El Borge, Torrox, Canillas de Aceituno, Vélez-Málaga, Nerja, Riogordo, Alcaucín 2nd February CANDELARIA Alfarnate 2nd February SAN BLAS Cómpeta 3rd February DíA DE LA SALVE Canillas de Albaida 23rd - 24th February EL RITMO DE CóMPETA Cómpeta 23rd - 24th February FIESTA DE LA MOLIENDA Riogordo 28th February DIA DE ANDALUCIA All areas

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Dear Penny Agony Aunt Penny gives readers, advice, help and guidance through the minefield called life.

Dear Penny

...I am a 26 year old male and I have a really embarrassing problem in that I have never had a girlfriend. I went to an all boys’ school and as a result I have absolutely no idea how to act around the opposite sex. Now that I live in Spain it is even more difficult to meet girls, as my Spanish is appalling and I am afraid that if I try to talk to one, she will just laugh at me in front of all her friends. Can you give me some tips on how to meet a nice girl? Penny says: Hocus Pocus! I’m afraid these words just won’t do it. There is no magic formula to finding a girlfriend, nor are there any specific ways to go about it. However, maybe it would be an idea to lose your ‘desperate’ banner, and replace it with one that screams ‘cool’. Girls love a bloke who plays hard to get and hates those who initially try making too much of an effort. Forget corny chat up lines, forget showering them with compliments. Just play it cool, have a chat, build friendships and soon you’ll be fighting them off with a stick! Oh... and take some Spanish lessons... quickly! 

Yours Penny Advertise Here from only 20 euros per month Call: 664 210 468 Email: What are you waiting for?

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Winning Wines: Canada Canada is located in the northern part of North America. English and French are two languages that are widely spoken. Other languages to be heard are Chinese, Spanish and German, amongst several more. The arts, literature, music and sports, plus culture and religions, along with history, attract and interest many visitors, constantly. Summer and winter temperatures can vary, throughout the different areas of Canada.

smooth and splendid on the palate. Perfect accompaniments to red meats. Gamay Avant-Garde is another red, from the same winery, which also has regular ‘devotees’. Juicy dark fruits, again prevail, throughout, for this wine. Superb and chosen to grace many dining tables and occasions, often.

Canadian cuisine has many variations, over numerous regions. Canadian wines, which have been produced for over 200 years, are now receiving much publicity and popularity, with awards being gained at prestigious competitions and events, around the world. Award-winning Megalomaniac Wine produces a range of excellent quality, affordable wines, all with attractive presentations. Their Bespoke Series Chardonnay is favoured by many. Versatile and with an appealing bouquet, this white production has a very positive mouthfeel and palate sensation and is also a favourite to complement a lot of cuisine, including fish and white meats. Also, within the Bespoke Series, Pinot Noir and Cabernet Franc are selected by lovers of red wines, regularly. Both of these possess a very pleasing nasal sensation, having an abundance of dark fruits, that carries through to the mouth’s pleasures, which is full,

elegant taste and being a great all-round pleaser, this wine utilises best quality Pinot Noir grapes, to great advantage. Perfect for celebrations and events, plus al fresco, adding that ‘extra something’ and colour to an occasion. Fabulous Canadian Icewine is available, too.

If a rose ‘sparkler’ is required, then Megalomaniac Bubblehead will certainly not disappoint. Having a pleasant bouquet, an

For further details and more information: John Howard Cellars of Distinction, Vineland, Ontario, Canada. Other very impressive wines, including Chardonnay and Pinot Noir productions, can be found from Thomas Bachelder (Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario, Canada). Most worthwhile locating, also.

As always, Enjoy! Trevor Langley


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Faulty Towers The Original Dining Experience Faulty Towers The Original Dining Experience - Officially the world’s longest running dining experience, this one-of-a-kind original has been selling out at venues around the world for nearly 22 years – including Sydney Opera House and London’s West End. Critically acclaimed as an ‘outrageously funny’ night out (Broadway Baby, Edinburgh Fringe), this all-in-one experience returns to Spain and Gibraltar for a short tour February-March 2019. Be warned: tickets will sell out, so early booking is essential! Basil’s rude, Manuel confused, and Sybil cracks the whip… all the while dishing up plenty of laughs and a 3-course meal. It’s an irrepressible, irresistible blend of top-flight improvisation and tight theatrical script, where ‘chaos’ reigns right from the start. Expect the unexpected in the show that’s 70% improvised! With over 21 years of continuous critical and audience acclaim and close on a million seats sold around the world, this is officially the world’s most sought-after tribute to the BBC’s Fawlty Towers and the most successful interactive comedy show of its kind – perfect for anyone and everyone keen for an unforgettable night out.

Faulty Towers dinners are at the two venues opposite - Casa Grande in Nerja and Salon del Mar in Torre del Mar. To book you must contact the venues directly and pay for your places in advance.


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Where’s Waldo? Where’s Waldo

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Come and meet or speak to our bilingual team;

Jacqueline Combe - Managing Director, Natalie Combe - Accounts department, Barbara Vizcaino O´Hara - Administration & Insurance, Juan Pedro Jimenez del Dedo - Solicitor.

Opening hours: 09.00 to 14.00

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Sport In February 2019 FOOTBALL UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 12th - Man Utd v Paris Saint-Germain 21:00 12th - Roma v FC Porto 21:00 13th - Ajax v Real Madrid 21:00 13th - Tottenham Hotspur v Borussia Dortmund 21:00 19th - Liverpool v Bayern Munich 21:00 19th - Lyon v Barcelona 21:00 20th - Atletico Madrid v Juventus 21:00 20th - Schalke v Manchester City UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE 14th - BATE Borisov v Arsenal 18:55 14th - Lazio v Sevilla 18:55 14th - Rennes v Real Betis 18:55 14th - Celtic v Valencia 21:00 14th - Malmo FF v Chelsea 21:00 14th - Sporting Lisbon v Villarreal 21:00 20th - Sevilla v Lazio 18:00 21st - Arsenal v BATE Borisov 18:55 21st - Valencia v Celtic 18:55 21st - Villarreal v Sporting Lisbon 18:55 21st - Chelsea v Malmo FF 21:00 21st - Real Betis v Rennes 21:00 FA CUP - 15th-18th - FA Cup Fifth Round EFL (CARABEO) CUP-24th - Final, Wembley PREMIER LEAGUE 2nd - Totham Hspur v Newcastle Utd 13:30 2nd - Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford 16:00 2nd - Burnley v Southampton 16:00 2nd - Chelsea v Huddersfield Town 16:00 2nd - Crystal Palace v Fulham 16:00 2nd - Everton v Wolverhampton Wand 16:00 2nd - Cardiff City v Bournemouth 18:30 3rd - Leicester City v Man United 15:05 3rd - Manchester City v Arsenal 17:30 4th - West Ham United v Liverpool 21:00 9th - Fulham v Manchester United 13:30 9th - Crystal Palace v West Ham Utd 16:00 9th - Huddersfield Town v Arsenal 16:00 9th - Liverpool v Bournemouth 16:00 9th - Southampton v Cardiff City 16:00 9th - Watford v Everton 16:00 9th - Brighton & Hove Albion v Burnley 18:30 10th - Totham Hotspur v Leicester City 14:30 10th - Manchester City v Chelsea 17:00 11th - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle Utd 21:00 22nd - Cardiff City v Watford 20:45 22nd - West Ham United v Fulham 20:45 23rd - Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur 13:30 23rd - Bournemouth v Wolverhampton Wanderers 16:00 23rd - Leicester City v Crystal Palace 16:00 23rd - Newcastle Utd v Huddersfield Town 16:00

23rd - Everton v Manchester City 18:30 24th - ChelseavBrighton & Hove Albion 13:00 24th - Arsenal v Southampton 15:05 24th - Manchester United v Liverpool 15:05 26th - Cardiff City v Everton 20:45 26th - Huddersfield Town v Wolverhampton Wanderers 20:45 26th - Leicester City v Brighton and Hove Albion 20:45 26th - Man City v West Ham United 21:00 27th - Arsenal v Bournemouth 20:45 27th - Newcastle United v Burnley 20:45 27th - Southampton v Fulham 20:45 27th - Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur 21:00 27th - Crystal Palace v Man United 21:00 27th - Liverpool v Watford 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP 1st - Kilmarnock v Hearts 20:45 2nd - Hamilton Academical v Dundee 16:00 3rd - St Johnstone v Celtic 13:30 6th - Aberdeen v Rangers 20:45 16th - Aberdeen v St Mirren 16:00 17th - Motherwell v Hearts 13:15 22nd - Dundee v Hibernian 20:45 23rd - Hearts v St Mirren 16:00 24th - Hamilton Academical v Rangers 13:15 27th - Hearts v Celtic 20:45 RUGBY UNION SIX NATIONS 1st - France v Wales, Paris 21:00 2nd - Scotland v Italy, Edinburgh 15:15 2nd - Ireland v England, Dublin 17:45 9th - Scotland v Ireland, Edinburgh 15:15 9th - Italy v Wales, Rome 17:45 10th - England v France, Twickenham 16:00 CRICKET 31st Jan - 4th - West Indies v England, Second Test, Antigua 9th-13th - West Indies v England, Third Test, St Lucia 20th - West Indies v England, First ODI, Barbados 22nd - West Indies v England, Second ODI, Barbados 25th - West Indies v England, Third ODI, Grenada 27th- West Indies v England, Fourth ODI, Grenada GOLF Jan 31st-3rd - Waste Management Phoenix Open, Scottsdale, AZ Jan 31st-3rd - Saudi International, King Abdullah Economic City, Saudi Arabia 7th-10th - AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, Pebble Beach, CA


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Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at our NEW venue The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, and a NEW Day Monday 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wednesday at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member. Interested? Then please Phone Branch Secretary Sue on M 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat. Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304 Los Romanes Car boot / market. Every second Sunday of the month, next on Sun 10th February. For information call Chris 655 240 957

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Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Every Monday is quiz night at the Irish Rover, El Copo, Torre del Mar. Come and support local charities. Call 603 186 347 to reserve a table. Car Boot Sale 1st Sunday of every month except Jan & Aug). At restaurant El Pantano (on the A356 towards Colmenar KM30 overlooking the lake) 9.30am - 1pm. Call 619 471 301 to reserve a stall. Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 Local artist Margaret Riordan has an art exhibition until end April 2018 at Bar Choto Playa on the N340 at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). (Next to Ruta 340 motorcycles shop). Free entry, plenty of free parking. Margaret is a self-taught artist (retired secretary) She was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 400 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe, North America and Australia. Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966

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La Vaqueria is back!! After our month's annual holiday we are OPENING ON TUESDAY 5th with lots of exciting new things going on. In November last year we started the Tuesday 5€ meal deal which has proved to be a great success, so that will be continuing along with all of the classes (see main advert below) and NEW this month we have line dancing classes every Wednesday which is going to be lots of fun! Our Valentine's Day special will be an all-day high tea in the garden if it’s sunny, or cosy by the fire if it’s chilly. This year we have booked a beautiful diva to sing between 3-5pm, so it's probably advisable to book in advance! Meanwhile, we have new stock in the shop -- lots of Moroccan goodies which I enjoyed haggling for last month. An overland tour hopping on and off buses from Agadir back to Spain took me to some beautiful places where I found some lovely things to bring back with me. Our very popular live music Sunday lunch buffet will be continuing and we are always interested in trying out new talent, so if you have a voice or an instrument, are new to the area or new to performing in public, please do not hesitate to get in touch... there are lots of Sundays in a year; I am sure we can squeeze you in! A new year is beginning with lots of new ideas and fresh enthusiasm; we are looking forward to seeing you soon.

WE SERVE HOMEMADE: Breakfasts, Lunch, Snacks, Cakes Vegan & Vegetarian Tapas ALL DAY TUESDAY - SATURDAY TUES 5 Euro meal deal WED Pilates 11.30am - 12.30pm Line dancing 12.45pm - 1.45pm THUR Fitstep - dance fitness 12.00 - 1pm FRI Quigong 1.30pm - 2.30pm Yoga 5.30pm - 7pm SUN LIVE MUSIC - SUNDAY LUNCH

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Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217 Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 Velez Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits and a monthly bowling group. Everyone is welcome, if you’re interested please contact Carol on 643 358 493 or visit our Facebook page: Colmenar Social Club to view activities. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances

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and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 689 111 352 / 669 682 138 RBL - Nerja meets twice a month for lunch on the 3rd Thursday at the Al Andalus Hotel, Maro and on the 1st Friday at the Nuevo Arenas Restaurant, La Herradura. Everyone is welcome to join us. Booking is essential. Please contact Kim on tel: +44 7988029001 or email: For any other information about the Branch contact Eddie, our Chairman, on tel: +44 7590717384 or email: RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Friday from 12.00 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings. We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653108415 Email: The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931 41 Club If anyone wishes to know more about our 41 Club which has 50 members from 10 different countries throughout Northern Europe. We are a drop in club as most of our members only spend short periods of time in Spain but always turn up to join in our FUN. or ring Alfie on 626998626 Fellowship of Jesus Christ the King Whether you live in Spain or are visiting our area, we would be delighted to welcome you to the Fellowship of Jesus Christ The King. Our meetings are characterised by uplifting songs and relevant sermons and a modern but reverent service, followed by free tea or coffee & biscuits. Why not come along and make new friends, every Sunday at 10.30 “John 3:16” Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja , 29780. Contact Peter on 958 640 974

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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Visit for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. We also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. We are of mixed Nationalities and lectures are conducted in English. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground

car park, starting at 11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please see and or email Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon through Fri 10.00 to 13.00 and 15.00 to 18.00. For further information and bookings please contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: Please note you are unable to make bookings through the website. February events and excursions Every Mon – Knitting & Crochet Group. Time 11.00 to 13.00 at the Centre. Every Mon – German Coffee meetings. Time 15.00 to 17.00. Every Tues 11.30 to 13.00 & Thurs 16:30 to 18:00. - Espan-Glish Group at the Centre. Interchange of Languages. Improve your level of Spanish and help others to improve their English. A donation of 1€ will be appreciated. Every Wed – Art & Craft Group. Time 14.00 – 17.00 at the Centre. Thur Feb 21st - Coach Excursion to Gibraltar. Ticket price 12€ available at the Centre. Proceeds for fund raising. Departure times Puente don Manuel (Bar Mis Tapitas) 6.45, Algarrobo (Lidl) 7.15, Caleta (Vets) 7.20 and Torre Del Mar (Bus Station) 7.30. Depart Gibraltar15.30 approximately. PASSPORTS / I.D. REQUIRED. Thursday February 28th – The Centre will be closed for a National Holiday. Red Cross The Red Cross can help foreign residents with such things as basic needs (food, clothing and medicines) plus other services such as the loan of aids (wheelchairs, crutches and walking sticks), SOS type personal alarms and help to attend appointments e.g. GP or hospital visits. There are a small number of English-speaking volunteers so if you need help or would like to find out more about becoming a volunteer please email Richard at


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Caleta de Velez - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, change of venue from October 7th at the Parish Church of Nuestra Señora del Carmen, situated on the main street, Caleta de Velez. Time 5pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email Web Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar (Opposite the Bus Station TDM) Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 11am - 12.15pm. Bridge club Tues 2.15pm - 6pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible study Thurs 5-7pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone: 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping Vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30. Thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm


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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to MP for the following jokes... Meanwhile in South Africa.... Xolani, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Traffic Official at a roadblock.To his shock 'Congratulations', said the official. 'Because you are wearing your seat belt, you have just won 5,000 rand in the Arrive Alive Safety Competition' Xolani could hardly believe his luck!! 'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop. 'Eish! I'm going to get a driver's licence,' Xolani answered. 'AAUW!! Please sir, don't listen to him sir,' yelled Sipho in the passenger seat. 'He always tries to be smart when he is drunk!' With all this noise, Andiswa woke up in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, 'YOH! Guys - I TOLD you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad idea!! WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE RED MAZDA! BUT YOU ARE MOS ALWAYS CLEVA!!' At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and Zakele's voice said, 'Are we over the border yet???’ Then the cop said, 'Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this 5,000 rand?’ ------------------------------------------------------------After an earthquake had flattened a hotel, recuers were searching for survivors. They hushed as they heard an Irish voice weakly filtering through the rubble. “Hello, who’s that?” the chief rescuer asks. “Paddy came the response” “And whereabouts are you Paddy?” “In room 139!” ------------------------------------------------------------A scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. “Did you smell that food?” she asked “It smells absolutely incredible!”

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Jokes h a ha :) I was in a club last Saturday and this really ugly bird came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, “Give me your number sexy” “Have you got a pen?” I replied She smiled and said “Yes” I said, “Good, get back in it before the farmer knows you’re missing!” ------------------------------------------------------------My gay mate, who is dyslexic cannot wait for February 14th. He thinks it’s Vaseline Day! ------------------------------------------------------------Two women on their way back from a night out, stop in a graveyard for a pee. The first women wipes herself with her knickers and the other with a bunch of flowers The two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, “I better keep my eye on my missus. I came home last night with no knickers on!” The other man said, “That’s nothing, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying, ‘We’ll never forget you, from all the lads at the station’” ------------------------------------------------------------The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks him to help him with his hearing. The Pope puts his hands over Billy’s ears and prays. He removes his hands and asks, “How is your hearing now?” Billy replies, “I don’t know, it’s not until Wednesday” ------------------------------------------------------------I just blocked someone on Facebook for correcting my grammar and it feelded great! ------------------------------------------------------------I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and

we jumped out. As we plummeted he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?" ------------------------------------------------------------If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me a bloody arm and a leg ------------------------------------------------------------Breaking news: It’s been confirmed by Ryanair chief Michael O’leary that the drones above Gatwick and Heathrow are Ryanair super economy class! ------------------------------------------------------------Whoever says that mobile phones will one day completely replace the telephone box is talking utter nonsense. Have they ever tried to piss into an i phone, or smear an unwanted kebab on the inside of a Samsung Galaxy? ------------------------------------------------------------A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, miss, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" ------------------------------------------------------------My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that." ------------------------------------------------------------A ventriloquist has moved next door to me and it's annoying as hell. Any time somebody presses his doorbell, mine rings instead. ------------------------------------------------------------Dianne Abbot: “Not long til we get the keys to 27 Downing Street!”

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1. Whose autobiography was The long walk to Freedom?

1. There are three bottles: X,Y & Z. Bottle X has a capacity of eight litres and contains five litres of liquid. Bottle Y has a capacity of five litres and contains three litres of liquid. Bottle Z has a capacity of three litres and contains 2 litres of liquid. How can you measure 1 litre of liquid in the minimum number of steps?

2.What was discovered in 1922 by Howard Carter? 3. Clyde Tonbaugh discovered what planet in 1930? 4. Who won the women's heptathlon at Seoul in 1988? 5. Who wrote Northanger Abbey? 6. Who ran through the streets naked crying Eureka? 7. Who composed the Brandenburg concertos?

2. A donkey travels exactly the same distance every day. However, 2 of his legs travel 40 kilometres and the remaining two travel 41 kilometres. Obviously 2 of the donkey’s legs cannot be 1km ahead of the other 2, and the donkey is perfectly normal, so how can this be?

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8. Who won the World Series in 1987?

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ARIES: March 21-April 20 With three major planets harmoniously aspected to Aries during February, your intuition and intelligence will be working together to the advantage of all that you do. You could also use these qualities to benefit others, allowing these influences to become part of your dharma practice. Allow your imagination to expand and include some ideas for a spring project

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 Relax and do what seems most appropriate this month Libra, as there’s not much to really challenge you. Your motivation and natural wisdom will keep your actions and thoughts in balance

TAURUS: April 21-May 21 This month, whilst still retaining bags of energy, be prepared that it could dwindle as Mars loses aspect to Jupiter. When feeling an irresistible desire to act, try to do so with mindful awareness, ensuring there’s no confusion, and thinking twice. Remain in a grounded and practical comfort zone and allow your actions to be motivated by wisdom and compassion GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Geminis are quick on their intellectual feet but this month should also listen to, and benefit from, using your intuition as a different source of inspiration and an awakening of insight CANCER: June 22-July 22 This month Venus is in opposition to your sign. In the areas of love and affection, this influence may create a little dissatisfaction initially which will slowly improve as February progresses. Feelings play a large role for Cancerians but it’s important that you should also reflect on significancy LEO: July 23-August 23 This month starts with a very thoughtful attitude, perhaps a little trepidation, but also a clear motivation and an expectation that if something is good it takes time to manifest. By mid-month more opportunities are opening up VIRGO: August 24-September 22 There’s a quiet first two weeks of February in store for Virgo before things start to happen. You may find thoughts spontaneously manifesting, making meditation and concentration complicated. Remember to breathe, keep the breath connected

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 You are passionate Scorpio but this month it’s advised to slow down and double check what you are doing and, above all, your intention. Be aware of your boundless energy and overactive imagination that may distract you! SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21 You are an inspired individual who would profit from a daily meditation before you begin each day. From this clear motivation will become apparent, compelling your success on a daily basis and upon your whole life CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 With Venus moving into Capricorn this month you should be feeling content in relationships and love. Reflect on, and plan, any work projects and fun schemes for the last two weeks of February when they have a high probability of being successful AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 The first ten days of February are great for intuitive work – use the beneficial aspects of this for important decisions you have to make. The latter part of the month will manifest your wishes. Shine like the sun at midday Aquarius, be sociable, and share your good energy with everyone. Offer thanks and gratitude to your parents PISCES: February 20 - March 20 The peace of January dissolves when entering mid-February your mind becomes very active and you feel excited about almost everything you’re doing. You are naturally sensitive and mostly introspective, therefore needing to balance this activity of mind with mindfulness and peace

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COMPUTERS lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

CURRENCY TRANSFERS lCurrencies Direct. For all your currency transfer requirements; excellent exchange rates, 100% no transfer fees or hidden charges – Contact the Nerja office on 952 906 581 or email

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The Sentinella Paginas lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at competitive prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German and Spanish Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm

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lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lAt Your Service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers!High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installationsm, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&

ELECTRICIANS lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 Web:

ESTATE AGENTS lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: Website:

lAxarquia Properties S.L Established 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta.almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja. 952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680

lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advise with 13 years experience in Spain. Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: Web: lZalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158 lA&N Aviles & Norling Investment Call: 952 965 981 / 658 963 618 / C/Saladero Viejo 1, Torre del Mar C/Salvago 2, 20 derecha, Malaga

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30

FUNERAL DIRECTORS lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour. Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

GARDENING lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099

GARDENING & POOLS lGarden & Pool Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas. Tel: 691 526 394


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lWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 665 118 607 (business opportunity also available) lFor Happy Feet complete removal of hard skin, detox, foot spa and pedicure. Call Paula 622 939 742

lTechno-Vision, UK & Scandinavian IPTV packages with Catch Up, PAYG available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web:

HEALTH SHOPS lRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINE-SHOP for Europe lHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742,,

HYPNOTHERAPY, NLP & LIFE COACH lMaria McMahon (BSc. Hons), Clinical NLP/ Hypnotherapist & Life Coach. Help with weight loss, smoking, anxiety, self-confidence, phobias, sleep quality and more. One to one & group sessions/workshops in Nerja. Email Maria for a free 30 min consultation:

INSURANCE lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes email: Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

KENNELS AND CATTERIES lResidencia Cantalobos the Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886. email: Facebook: Cantalobos Pet Hotel

KENNELS AND CATTERIES (Cont) lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of exercise, fun and cuddles. Also pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: lSheila’s Cattery - Small cattery ‘just for cats’ in the Riogordo/Benamagosa countryside. We treat and care for your cats as our own. Tel: +34 643 635 617 Facebook: sheilascattery

KITCHENS lIdecocina, Perfecting quailty, price and service since 1980. Design and fitting all types of kitchens and all styles, including accessories and electrical appliances. 952 541 895 C/Los Prados, 4 Torre del Mar.

LAWYERS lCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: / lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment

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The Sentinella Paginas lDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

MASSAGE Massage: Therapeutic and relaxation. For back-and muscle pain or for a soothing relaxation massage, in the peaceful setting of our finca in Periana. Book online through Or Whatsapp (no calls, we’re busy massaging) +34 652 200 702

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email:

MOBILITY PRODUCTS lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015/635445279

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

OPTICIANS lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 lOpticas Perea – Optical & Audio Centre. C/Santa Margarita, 15, Torre del Mar. Tel: 951 241 410 Email: or visit our website We speak English, German, French and Spanish.

PAINTING lNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email:

PARAGLIDING lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar.

PLUMBERS lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: lEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service. Call José on: 638 609 906 lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email:

PROPERTY OFF PLAN lAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354

PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: Website:

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lTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: lTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK Email: / ES: 636 393 542 / UK: 07973 362 003 lAlcala Transport, Fully Legal, Spanish registered Transport/Removals Company. Operating locally for over 10 years. We run two vans twice per month to and from the UK/Europe. Call Colin for a no obligation quote on 0034 608 085 700 or 0044 7936886822

lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266.

lHub Transport Services twice per month to and from UK/Spain/France. Full and part loads including motorbikes. Car trailer also available. Fully insured. Two men if required. Call: 951 120 064 Email:

RENT A CAR lRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. 952 511 209 / lTransauto Rent A Car Malaga Our cars are delivered at the airport parking. Unlike other companies where you have to wait 30 minutes for a mini bus to collect you. No refuelling service fee. Tel: 952 105 050

RESTAURANTS lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: lRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 lTaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra. Nacional 340 (next to post office) Torrox Costa Tel: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470

SECOND HAND SHOPS lCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 lSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: Contact Manuel 634 774 510. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa lSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto. Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar.

SECURITY lPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SOLICITORS lDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 Best Law Office in Law Axarquia Area. Professional legal and tax services at affordable rates. Free quotations and consultations. Offices in Nerja and velez-Malaga. Tel: 952 901 225

STORAGE/PARKING lParking El Llano Caravans/Boats storage & General storage 24hr security, from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468

lPersonal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitcase (per month). Call: 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja. 150 metres behind Lidl on right.

SWIMMING POOLS lPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail: lAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 lPool & Garden Service, German gardener, landscaping, property maintenance, pool maintenance, boat servicing. Speaks German, English & Spanish. Good rates. All areas. Tel: 691 526 394

TAXIS l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

VETS wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WINDOW TINTING lMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat, glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571 / 644 546 176

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Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601

Torrox Costa

Wonderful Spacious Beachfront Penthouse

Ref.: 10169

Frontline Penthouse in Torrox Costa with 100m2 of accommodation plus 26m2 of Terrace. a key feature of this luxury Penthouse is the large light open plan living/dining room which has picture windows on two walls and glass curtains to the third which when fully opened on to the terrace create a triple aspect space with views to the sea, the west and up to Maroma. There are storage units on the terrace which contain a fridge/freezer. a door from the living area leads to the separate fully fitted kitchen with ceiling and unit downlights. The main bedroom suite consists of a large bedroom with full size wardrobes with built in drawers plus a sitting area with views to the sea. There is a fully fitted luxury Bathroom with ceiling lights and a radiator. The inner hall has an illuminated mirrored display unit and a full size cupboard which contains the water heater and a tumble dryer. a central corridor leads to the inner hall with full size mirrored wardrobes and a panel heater. There are ceiling and wall lights. There is also a second bedroom with full size fitted wardrobes with built in drawers and shelves. adjacent to the second bedroom is a separate shower room. The Penthouse is double glazed with four air conditioning units and the internet connection is via a fibre optic cable (subject to Movistar Contract) which also provides the Tv Services. Sold Furnished with an inventory provided on viewing. Serviced by two community pools and three community tennis courts the Penthouse is modern, luxurious and ready to move in to. EXCLuSIvE!

Price: 325,000€


Beautiful Villa

Ref.: 4207

Wonderful independent villa in Benajarafe, consisting of a large living/dining room with fireplace, a big kitchen, four bedrooms and two bathrooms. The House has several terraces, wine cellar, barbecue, private garden, pool, private tennis court and garage with automatic door. Only 100m from the beach Reduced by 186,000€

Price: 449,000€


FP1057 A two-bedroom property with separate one-bedroom apartment, private secure parking, and marvellous views to the Mediterranean




A refurbished and modernised,


and marvellous views. DAFO in place

A spacious, 145m2, three-bedroom family home on 6,000m2 plot with Jacuzzi, garden studio, easy access and 15 minutes’ drive to the coast



three-bedroom villa in the heart of the countryside with tranquil location

Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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