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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 162

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March 18

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m Fro Ed... the How can it be that at the end of this month, we will be a quarter of the way through the year already? I don’t know about you, but I feel like the year has only just begun — yet at the end of this month we will be celebrating Easter! (I still have Christmas choccies on the side.)

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This year, Easter Sunday is on 1st April — a somewhat unfortunate date, it has to be said — and I have just seen advertised on Facebook my favourite chocolate bar in the format of an Easter egg: a Cadburys fruit and nut egg no less! But what’s the betting I can’t find one here in Spain, though? (That’s a none-too-gentle hint, by the way — if anyone reading this is heading off to the UK and coming back to Spain, and fancies bringing back an Easter egg for your favourite magazine editor, then please feel free!) On this subject (kind of!) I must say a big thank you to one lovely Sentinella reader, Carol Bridgland, who did just this after seeing my recent Facebook post where I had posted this message: “Just seen a peanut butter cream egg advertised, if anyone is coming to Spain and would like to bring me one, I would be most grateful”... lo and behold, I received six and they were absolutely delicious. Thank you so very much, Carol. But now back to what the month of March has in store for us. Well, the Spring weather will be arriving soon — not that we have had much to moan about this year, as I think most of you would agree it has been a splendid winter. But it is time to book that gym membership and think about how you are going to achieve that glorious “beach body” in just a month or so from now. Well, that’s what I am thinking anyway — but then I always did have a somewhat rose-tinted view of certain areas of my life!

Deposito Legal MA-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there! The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

March is also when many of us celebrate St Patrick’s Day on Saturday March 17th, a global celebration of Irish culture. St Patrick — one of Ireland’s patron saints — ministered Christianity in Ireland during the fifth century and as a bonus, apparently rid Ireland of all snakes. It has been calculated that approximately 13,000,000 pints of Guinness

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Strange News are served on this day worldwide, so pop along for your pint at Kick Off Bar, Torre del Mar, where they are offering a pint of Guinness for 3€, all day! (See page 51)  Also in March we have one of the most important days of the year and definitely one not to be forgotten — Mothers’ Day, an early Christian festival, also called Mothering Sunday, which is celebrated on Sunday, March 11th. This day allows you the chance to show your appreciation for all those lovely mums. For some, that comes in the form of treating them with gifts, taking them out for a nice meal or simply telling them that you love them. Have a flick through this month’s Sentinella magazine to find lots of ideas to help you. Here are a few: treat her to a nice meal in one of the 25 restaurants advertised, book a beauty package in one of our five salons or take the easier option and purchase some gift vouchers. Maybe your mum is a sporty type and would prefer a buggy tour or a sailing trip — or maybe a night out at a West End Show in Torre del Mar (Thursday 15th March). You could also treat her by taking her on a break to Jaen and discover rural inland Spain, or maybe pop along to the Trapiche market in Trapiche, where there are many gift stalls of interest. Alternatively, why not have a caricature picture made of you and your mum? What a lovely keepsake that would be! All the ideas you need are inside this full and fun-packed mag so you really are spoilt for choice.  And finally, I go back to mentioning April because time really will fly by and before you know it, this classic spring month will be upon us. As a tantalising taster, read about what is shaping up to be a fabulous ‘Axarquia Magica’ Feria, Witches Night in Velez Malaga on page 33. In the meantime, have a wonderfully happy Easter, celebratory St Patrick’s Day and fulfilling, love-filled Mothers’ Day — plus, as always, enjoy the read! :)

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Marriage of convenience A bride and groom tied the knot in a courthouse bathroom after unusual circumstances nearly saw their dream wedding cancelled. The big day was underway for Brian and Maria Schulz at Monmouth County Courthouse, USA, but not long after the ceremony had begun, Brian's mother began to have breathing difficulties and felt an asthma attack coming on. Quick-thinking sheriff officers took her to the bathroom where they gave her oxygen while waiting for the paramedics to arrive. Although the couple were worried for her health, they knew they would have to wait 45 days for a new marriage licence if they did not marry on that day — and the ceremony could not continue without the groom's mother as she had signed the marriage licence and needed to be present. As she was not able to leave the bathroom for fear her condition would worsen, the couple decided the ceremony should continue there. The new husband and wife tied the knot by the paper towel dispenser, and are said to be grateful for the courthouse staff for being so accommodating, Eyewitness News reports.

Snappy result Police made an unexpected discovery when they carried out a drugs raid on a house in Essex. Officers found a four-foot long spectacled caiman crocodile in the bedroom of a house in Westcliff-on-Sea, along with 16 lives snakes, toads and spiders — all being kept in appalling and unsuitable conditions. The RSPCA was called in and specialist handlers removed the animals from the property. Detective Inspector Steve Nelson, of the Kent and Essex Serious Crime Directorate, said: "The reptiles that survived are now in the care of the RSPCA. "As officers, we come across many different finds during our investigations but these are certainly among the more unusual."


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Unbelievable Court Claims If you have a court case looming make sure you get yourself a good Lawyer! Dukes family sued Sea World In 1999, a man named Daniel Dukes was killed by a whale at Sea World. To achieve his lifelong dream of swimming with a whale, he hid himself from the security guards of Sea World so he could stay at the park after closing. After his death, his parents sued Sea World on account of failure to display public warnings that the whale could actually kill people. Husband sued his wife In the past, a man named Peter Wellis divorced his wife and did not want to pay compensation. He sued her on grounds of sperm theft, saying that she did not tell him that she was using birth control pills. Woman sued a nightclub Kara Walton wanted to enter a certain nightclub through its toilet window so she would not have to pay the $3.5 entrance fee.

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1st Feria “Axarquia Magica” - Witches Night Feria Magy’s Grow Garden in Caleta de Velez is presenting its first Feria, “Axarquia Magica” — ‘Night of Witches’ or ‘Noche de Brujas’ in Spanish. It will take place in the Velez Malaga Feria ground from Sunday 29th April until Tuesday 1st May. This is going to be a spectacular few days which is being backed by Velez Malaga Ayuntamiento and what’s even more exciting is it’s something new to the area. The entrance is free every day Sunday to Tuesday from midday to 8pm, but on Monday 30th April after 8pm, you can only enter with a ticket. Tickets are 15€ and can be purchased from Magy’s Grow Shop, Avenida de Andalucia, 106, Caleta de Velez. The ticket includes paella, one drink and entry into one of the fabulous competitions with cash prizes. The event, Walpurgisnacht, is a tradition celebrated on 30th April in northern Europe and Scandinavia. The English translation is Walpurgis Night. The date is exactly six months before All Hallows’ Eve or as it’s more commonly known – Halloween. Walpurgis Night was when, according to the belief of millions of people, the devil was abroad – when the graves were opened and the dead came forth and walked. In Germany, Walpurgisnacht is believed to be the night when the witches met on the Brocken, the highest peak in the Harz Mountains in central Germany. It is celebrated by dressing in costumes, playing practical jokes, and creating loud noises in an effort to keep evil at bay. It is also the night when allegedly the witches hold a large celebration on the Blocksberg and await the arrival of Spring.

And this is exactly what Magy from Magy’s Grow Shop will be re-enacting. There will be many exhibitions and tastings of local produce, with a variety of stalls along with places to sit and relax as well as opportunities to buy food and drink plus a big paella. There will be attractions for children and you can try out your dancing skills and even enter the dancing competition, plus lots more surprises. There are chances to win big money at the event, with prizes of 1000€, 500€ and 250€ to be won in each of these events: 1. The dance competition (you will need to attend the practice session for this in advance of the competition – but don’t worry, it is only a simple dance you must learn) 2. The best fancy dress witch or wizard 3. The best and most original dressed broomstick

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Opening Hours: Monday - Saturday 7.30am - 1pm Sundays & Bank Holidays 8am - 11am

Pies and cakes for every occasion. Typical German pastry f.e. Pretzel, Crumble Cake, Rye bread and a lot more!!!

Every week New Offers!

Tel: 636 153 459

Avda. America, Blq 85, Local 2, TORROX COSTA www.deutsche-baeckerei-torrox.com DIE Deutsche Bäckerei Torrox

For more information call us on: Paco & Antonia 952 535 417 :: 646 75 24 63 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com

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Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El PeĂąoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Monday lunch) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: buddhahouse40@gmail.com Buddhahouse Torrox Costa


TORROX COSTA Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja Erica has now opened her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa/E-mail: ericavill@hotmail.com C/Centro Internacional - Bq77-nr. 2. Call: 610 876 127 The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the www.razahotel.com Fischhaus - Nordsee Fish Deli Weekly fresh deliveries from the North Sea Coast. Smoked fish from our own Smokehouse in Torrox. Salmon breakfast every day from 10am. Open Mon - Fri 10am - 6.30pm and closed Saturday and Sunday. Kitchen open until 6.30pm. Tel: 637 041 155 to find out more. For all your British Specialities including English Breakfasts and Fish & Chips visit Lews in Avda. El Faro in Torrox Costa. Call: 952 532 633. Calzados Pradas for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. El Faro No. 2. Call: 609 526 912 or email: calzadospradastorrox@gmail.com A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa.


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Want a complete set of glasses from just 49€ including test & measurements? Come to Optica Funes and see!! They are located in Avenida Garcia Penalver,Edf. 79, Local 12, TORROX COSTA opposite the main bus station. Call: 952 000 717 for more information Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 &  651 956 284 Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€-2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes & a coffee-3€ & fantastic homemade gateaus & a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread, Alioli. Every Monday they have Special Ukrainian Soup just 6.50€. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more. Happy Home Property Rental and Sales, based in Torrox/Competa but covering the Axarquia area are specialists in long term rentals and sales. With a large database of clients if you have a property to rent or sell we would really like to here from you! happyhomerentals78@gmail.com Tel: Christina 0034 645 864 866 or Laura 0034 652 447 854 FB: Happy Homes Rentals Yo SoY Cafe Bar in Avenida Garci Penalver, Blq, 77 offer a wonderful ‘All you can eat breakfast buffet’, Every first and third Sunday of the month. Also serving a variety of burgers including, chicken, beef or vegetarian. “Pimp your Burger”. Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392

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Dr. Daniel Gaitán Cardiologist

We Speak English, German & French

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Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

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English Dentist: Dr. Michael Mannish B.D.S. (univ. London) Harley St. Cosmetic Dentist of 25 yrs.

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Quiz Time Good Luck! Question 1 You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Question 2: (but don't take as much time as you took for the first question). If you overtake the last person, then you are....? Question 3: Very tricky arithmetic! note: this must be done in your head only. Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20 .. now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Question 4: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ???. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Question 5: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants? See answers on page 108

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Ready For A Green Comeback: Home Heating Oil Axarquia’s Lisbona Oil has started distributing a more ecological type of home heating oil called EcoDiesel. This new fuel is made from plastics, and has more calorific power than conventional gasoil. And it’s not only residential home owners who can benefit from EcoDiesel — the chances are your local bakery is using it too, as well as several companies producing vegetables in greenhouses. EcoDiesel is a blend of conventional gasoil B — mostly used for central heating and by farmers — and a new product called HO1. This means there’s no problem adding EcoDiesel to gasoil remaining in your tank. It was invented in Almería, a province loaded with plastic waste coming from the many greenhouses that occupy its coastal areas. In Spain, it is still quite common for waste to be dumped on landfill sites or burned. Using EcoDiesel means actively reducing the amount of plastic waste to be dumped

or burned in Andalusia. In this case, however, the waste was transformed through pyrolysis technology into gases which in turn were chilled to return to their original liquid state of gasoline, gasoil or kerosine. This also is a green process, as all emisions are resubmitted into the system. EcoDiesel allows boilers to reach the desired temperature quicker than any conventional gasoil. EcoDiesel can therefore be considered a green fuel for boilers. The end-consumer can also benefit from its greater calorific power, which result in savings of up to 5% in consumption. EcoDiesel is exclusively sold in Málaga by Lisbona Oil. EcoDiesel is only to be used in boilers. The company already has daily home deliveries of EcoDiesel in Málaga and beyond. If you are interested in using this new product please contact the company by phone 606 331 402 or email info@lisbonaoil.com.

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Stars Of The West End Are Coming To Torre Del Mar! Lovers of West End and Broadway musicals are in for a treat in March when the popular "Stars Of The West End" return to the coast for a 6 date tour. An entertaining two-hour show, featuring the most popular songs from the best loved musical theatre. Musicals like “The Phantom of the Opera", "Mary Poppins", "Oliver", "Les Misérables", “Wicked”, "The Sound of Music" and more can be seen in six venues from Torre del Mar to Gibraltar. Appearing in “Stars of the West End” are three principal performers; Mike Sterling – “The Phantom of the Opera” (over 1000 performances), and “Les Misérables”

Lucy Van Gasse – “Wicked” and “The Sound of Music”

Kate Galston - "Chicago" and "Mamma Mia!" They will be featuring songs from the shows they have appeared in, as well as many other well-known numbers from other top musicals. The tour dates and venues are; Wednesday 14th March – Felipe VI Auditorium, Estepona Thursday 15th March – Salón del Mar, Torre del Mar Friday 16th March – Moonlight Bar, Sunset Beach Club, Benalmádena Saturday 17th March – Sunborn Yacht, Gibraltar Sunday 18th March – Avanto Restaurant, Mijas Costa Monday 19th March – La Sala Banus All information about the venues and ticket prices can be found on the promoters website www.costadeldisco.com There is also a hotline on 658 579 695 See main advert opposite


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Sales Price: 184,950€ (redUCed BY 15,000€!)

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Axarquia Solicitors Law Office WHAT TO DO IF YOUR TENANT DOES NOT PAY THE RENT? If you have a rented out a property and your tenant stops paying the rent then you have a problem. What can you do in this case? It is one thing when the rental payment is delayed for a few days but quite another when the tenant stops paying for more than a month. The Urban Leasing Law (LAU) mentions several reasons why the owner / landlord can request the termination of the lease contract and, therefore, the eviction. Eviction is a special process through which the landlord asks the court to declare the termination of the contract due to non-payment of rent, and requests that the rented property be returned. In addition, in the same process, you can claim payment of the rent that is owed. But before initiating the process of eviction, you must first write to or telephone the tenant to ask for payment of the overdue amounts and if the tenant does not respond, a formal written communication would have to be made by Buro fax, notifying the tenant that the debt must be paid within a term of thirty days and also communicating the intention to initiate legal actions in case of non-payment. If the tenant still does not pay, there is no choice but to go to court. In no case should measures be taken such as changing a lock or cutting off supplies (electricity, water, etc.), as the tenant may legally report the landlord for coercion. The landlord / landlord can legally claim several things: 1. The return of the property (resolution of the contract). 2. The return of the property together with the payment of the debts. 3. Claim exclusively the debt generated without claiming the return of the property, either because you do not want to terminate the contract, or because the tenant has already returned the keys and it is only

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Art Walk Competa - 10th Anniversary "C贸mpeta will be celebrating its 10th anniversary with a Festival of Art!" On the 31st of March, 1st, 3rd and 4th of April the doors of the studios open in C贸mpeta, with music in the streets. The Art Walk has become an important cultural event for the Axaquira region. If you love art, you will not want to miss this very special event! 35 international artists representing ten different nationalities will present their work for the Art Walk C贸mpeta! This impressive programme will be complemented by 7 live music performances. In addition there will be 5 workshops to improve your own artistic skills, a drawing contest for children and the opportunity to see artists at work. The English artist George Kowzan will paint on panels a design inspired by Lieuwke Loths art. All this, and much more can be found in the colourful bouquet of art that Dutch artist, and gallery owner Lieuwke Loth and her team have put together for the 10th anniversary. You are invited to meet the artist personally and admire the exhibited works of art. You will see paintings, drawings, textile art,

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Recipe Of The Month Avocado Feta Salsa Salad

Method - Nice and easy! 

Ingredients 2 plum tomatoes 1 ripe avocado - peeled, pitted and chopped 1/4 cup finely chopped red onion 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tablespoon snipped fresh parsley 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 tablespoon red or white wine vinegar 4 ounces crumbled feta cheese

1. In a bowl, gently stir together tomatoes, avocados, onion, and garlic. 2. Mix in parsley and oregano. 3. Gently stir in olive oil and vinegar. 4. Then stir in feta. Cover, and chill for 2 to 6 hours. If you have some feta cheese left over try this simple recipe Ingredients 8 ounces feta cheese, cut into ½-inch cubes 2 teaspoons mixed herbs 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil Method Layer the feta and herbs in a clean jar. Pour in the olive oil until it covers the cheese (about 1 cup). Let marinate in the refrigerator at least 8 hours. Serve with crackers.

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Technology Tendonitis As a massage therapist I am aware of the repetitive nature of my work but I have been fortunate, until now, to have avoided any repetitive strain injuries — for example, tendonitis. However, over Christmas I treated myself to some time off and was surprised to find that upon returning to work, my left elbow started to show signs of tendonitis, also referred to as tennis elbow. Tennis elbow — or lateral epicondylitis — is a condition in which the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender at the lateral epicondyle. The forearm muscles and tendons become damaged from repetitive overuse. This leads to pain and tenderness on the outside of the elbow.

I had not played tennis for years and having had time off from massage, I was at a loss to understand why I was suffering so much. Then I realised the actual cause. One night a few weeks ago, when I was scrolling through my messages on my phone, my arm locked. Scrolling is the same action as a backhand on a smaller scale but has the same results. It wasn´t tennis elbow — it was technology tendonitis! Since realising this I have avoided doing this action and am on the road to recovery. Also, having spoken to others, it is apparent that repetitive strain is now being linked to the amount of time we spend on our phones; one friend ended up with tendonitis of the thumb from playing too much candy crush! Imagine what computer games are doing to shoulders and wrists, so try and limit any repetitive movements you make on your phone, tablet or computer to avoid any problems in the future. By Amanda Payne Edge See main advert below

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Tips For Selling Up: When To Shut Up! Selling houses is a bit of an art! Any estate agent who just shoves a client through a door and says ‘go take a look around’ is not doing their job. And it’s often left to the vendor to do the showing around. But should the vendor talk or even BE THERE when potential buyers turn up for a viewing? Vendors often ask me that question: should they be there during a viewing? Should they put the kettle on and offer a drink? Should they show them round or keep out the way? The truth is there is no clear answer. I always prefer the vendors to be there, as the house is opened up and prepared, and the vendors are there to answer any relevant questions. But there is many a time when a vendor ‘takes over’ and ends up explaining every detail, right down to how to switch between the water deposit and the mains water in the kitchen or the wonders of the latest internet TV, until the clients are so bored and uncomfortable that they just want to politely disappear and move on.

In a first viewing, people just want to get a feel for the place. They have only seen the details on paper, so location, the space, the sounds around them, the light, all these things make the property suddenly real and help them to understand if it might be right for them. Remember that in many cases, your house is one of many properties that they are viewing, so in general, let the agent do the talking and just help out when asked, or required. When it comes to a second viewing, then you can talk! That is the time to explain how the plumbing works and the TV or internet options, etc. That is when you can talk in detail about your experience of living in the property, amenities that are excellent, great neighbours, lovely walks, and so on, in greater detail – and put on the kettle! Also, listening to what the client says, as you can then tell them about things that are of interest to THEM. By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advertisement below)


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POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Open: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. C/Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between Parador & Hotel Villa Flamenca). Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com

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Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Bar temporary closed until Semana Santa due to roadworks. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com Furniture shop in Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact the Volunteer Department now: 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org

The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com

Martin Urban from Astria has become the new Chairman of 41 Club Nerja (Ex Round Tablers). We have had a talk on walks around Frigiliana, an evening with a horse whisperer. a boat trip around the bay at Caleta & 3 Munch Bunches. Our Club has 47 members from 10 different Counrties and is truly International. We meet twice a month. On the first Thurs we take our ladies out for our Munch Bunch where we visit different restaurants for a Menu del Dia. On the third Thurs we have our 'Normal' meeting. To become a member ring Alfie on 626998626

Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly on a Tuesday at 12 midday at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel and on a Wednesday at 12 midday at Bar La Vega, Torre del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support the Royal British Legion in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. We always welcome new members (you don’t have to be ex-military) – so come along to make some new friends at one of our meetings or contact Joyce on 692 551 385 for more information.

Local artist Margaret Riordan has an art exhibition until end April 2018 at Bar Choto Playa on the N340 at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). (Next to Ruta 34 motorcycles shop). Free entry, free parking.

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164

Jukebox Bandits; Saturday 17 March: St Patrick's Night at El Pámpano, Plaza Vendimia, Competa. To reserve a table call 951 832810 Monday 19 March: Berebere Oasis del Mar, Torre del Mar, 2.00-5.00pm To reserve a table call 615 551 000 Sunday 25 March: La Plaza, Canillas de Albaida, 1.30 - 4.30pm. To reserve a table call 609 167 127. Sunday 1 April: Teteria Hierbuena, Competa, 2.00pm - 5.00pm. To reserve a table call 951 707638


WHAT’S ON! Axarquia Fiestas & Events in March

Semana Santa Processions 11th March DIA DE LA VIEJA Arriate 19th March FIESTAS DE SAN JOSé EN BARRIADA DEL PILAREJO Alcaucín 20th - 22nd March II FERIA DEL TURISMO Y COMERCIO. GASTRONOMíA DE TORROX 26th March - 31st March SEMANA SANTA (Easter week) All towns and villages 1st April (Easter Sunday) DOMINGO DE RESURRECCIóN All towns and villages

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La Vaqueria’s New Look! It seems as though we have had a long winter this year — with little rain but very cold — and the cowsheds are not renowned for their state-of-the-art insulation installations! So… joy of joys, the sun has returned and we have daffodils, freesias and anemones in bloom, reminding us that Spring is upon us. This gives us lots of lovely new ideas with which to tempt you! Firstly, the new-style cafe is concentrating on more home-made cake than ever. For special occasions, we are offering high teas, cream teas or afternoon teas...so on Saturday 10th March, especially for English Mothers’ Day, we have cream teas available all day including home-made scones, strawberry jam and simply the best clotted cream for miles around! Discounts are available for group bookings so come on ladies, leave the kids at home, get out and treat yourselves with your friends! During Easter week — 25th March to 1st April — we will be offering "high tea" all day every day... a cake stand of sweet and savoury goodies, with a pot of tea. Make the most of the beautiful Spring weather in La Vaqueria garden with friends and family... we hope to see you soon. See main advert below.


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Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217/moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group of like-minded people, whose main aim is to promote frendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday at around 12.30pm at the Arco Del Sol Hotel on the outskirts of Colmenar (A356 Vele Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9). We are lucky to have our meetings here, it is a great and versatile venue and the proprietors Antonio and Rosa are very supportive and helpful. We enjoy a variety of activities throughout the year: wine tasting, talks on various subjects from Lawyers, Estate Agents, Council Officials, Local Police, cooking demonstrations by our own chef member, car sharing days out to interesting venue’s, treasure hunts, special lunches at different restaurants, plant sales, homemade produce sales, many other activities and of course the popular quisses and games. Everyone, no matter what nationality, is made welcome, so why not come along one Wednesday and enjoy a few hours with us. For more information please contact Marjorie 952 037 556 or email Claire on dalecm19@gmail.com or visit our facebook page Colmenar Social Club to see our activities. La Vaqueria Benamargosa Every Wednesday Mosaic workshop every 1st Saturday each month 30€. Wednesday weekly art class will be starting again in October. 11am - 1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake. 15€ per head, some materials included occaisionally. Yoga class every Friday 5.30pm - 7pm...for all levels. Every Friday from 8pm there is a theme night where every week different flavours from around the world are celebrated...always choices for special diets. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida

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Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 689 111 352 / 669 682 138 Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners. For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 RBL - Nerja We enjoy regular lunches on the first Friday of each month at the Restaurant Nueva Arenas in La Herradura and on the third Thursday each month at the hotel Al Andalus, Maro. To book for lunches, or to contact the branch for information, please contact our Secretary Vera Osborne, Tel: 952967200, Email: ozzybaldwin@yahoo.co.uk Every one is welcome and you don't have to be ex military to join. We are a friendly active branch who support a very worthwhile cause, So come along and join us" RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe EL Capitan Tennis Club Torre Del Mar open to new members. Every Mon, Wed & Fri. For information Ring 675 391 967 The local, men only, Golf society for those wanting a monthly Saturday game at different courses within an hours drive of Torre Del Mar. Find us on Facebook or call Antony on 639 418 017. 41 Club If anyone wishes to know more about our 41 Club which has 50 members from 10 different countries throughout Northern Europe. We are a drop in club as most of our members only spend short periods of time in Spain but always turn up to join in our FUN. 41clubnerja.org or ring Alfie on 626998626


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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 www.jec-spain.com JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Please visit www.campinglavinuela.es for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. You can also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. www.el-valle-asociacion.com The Nerja History Group is for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have monthly Talks & Trips between the months of October - April, Mixed nationalities, Talks delivered in English. All welcome. http://www.nerjahistorygroup.es/ or contact Christina Sinclair 687 602 057 or email nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com The Nerja Players March 6th, at 7:00pm "Wives and Lovers" adapted from "Country Wife" by: William Wycherley. Director: Marty Margulies. For further information please visit https://www.thenerjaplayers.com follow us on FB https://www.facebook.com/thenerjaplayers/ Doors open at 18.30 hours and the performance will start at 19:00 hours and will be held in the Nerja Bridge Club – entrance is between Salon de

Juegos and Nerja Realty, through the blue doors at the top of Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja. A map link can be found on our website. Members Free: Guests €3 The Nerja Philosophical Group Our March meeting will be on Monday 19th starting at 11.30am. The meeting is in the Social Salon in Capistrano Village, Nerja. The subject is BREXIT in all its aspects and ramifications, origins and consequences. It should certainly be a very wide ranging and probably contentious discussion led by Tony Pullen. All are welcome and further information may be obtained from Tom Bryson on 699170931. Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon-Fri 10am - 1pm & 3pm - 6pm. Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org. Web: www.lux-mundi.org March events Every Tues 11.30 to 13.00 & Thurs 16.30 to 18.00. - Espan-Glish Group at the Centre. Every Wed - Computer Workshop. Time 10.00 to 11.30 at the Centre. Price 4€. Every Wed – Art & Craft Group. Time 14.00 to 17.00 at the Centre. Every Fri – Coffee Morning. Time 11.00 to 13.00. Sat March 3rd – The way of the Cross Ermita de Nuestra Señora de los Remedios, Vélez Málaga. Time 11:00. Mon March 5th - Half Orange “Bring and Share” Lunch. Time 13.00. March Mon 5th to Sat 10th March – Coach excursion to Lisbon also visiting Sintra & Cascais. Bookings at the Centre price Double room 429€ per person, Single room 499€ per person. Deposit 100€ and final payment by beginning of February. Identification will be required when booking. Price includes hotel on a bed and breakfast basis, travel insurance, guided visit to the palace. Fundraising event. Departure times: Viñuela (Football pitch) 07.50, Algarobbo (Lidl) 08.15, Caleta (Vets) 08.20, Torre del Mar (Bus Station) 08.30. Thurs 8th – World Women´s day of Prayer. At the Centre. Time 17.00 Wed 14th - Quiz Night. Ticket price 6€ available at the Centre. Proceeds to fund raising. Time 18.00pm for 18.30pm. Mon 19th - Art Appreciation Group. Donation of 2€. Time 10.30 at the Centre. Mon 26th thru Wed 28th - The Centre will be open to the public only in the morning. Thurs March 29th & Friday 30th – The Centre will be open only for religious services. Tel.952543334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Caleta de Velez - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, change of venue from October 7th at the Parish Church of Nuestra Señora del Carmen, situated on the main street, Caleta de Velez. Time 5pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Web www.Torredelmarchurch.es La Caleta de Velez: Cornerstone International Church: meets on Sundays 11.30am and Wednesdays: 7pm for bible study. Calle Virgen del Mar 3 Tel.63454019 Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 11am & Wed 1.30pm. Bridge club Tues 2.15pm - 6pm. AA Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible study Thurs 5-7pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone: 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping Vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30. Thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.norwegian.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com www.ba.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to MP for the following jokes... A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear-end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you say?" asks the Doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!" ------------------------------------------------------------During one of our lessons I asked the children what their fathers did for a living. "My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer." Said Simon. "Very good Simon. Anyone else?" "My Dad runs the local prison", piped up Billy. "Excellent Billy. Is he the prison governor?" I asked. "No Sir, he's just the hardest one in there." ------------------------------------------------------------Paddy pushes his pregnant wife into the maternity ward at the hospital in labour. The nurse says, "How dilated is she?" Paddy says, "Be jaysus, she's over the feckin moon." ------------------------------------------------------------I have a gravel path in my garden while my neighbour's is concrete. I think mine wins on aggregate.

Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a lorry load of logs. One turns to the other and says: “He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there.� ------------------------------------------------------------A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: "Thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of 12 year old malt whisky and gives the man a drink. Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl: (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!" ------------------------------------------------------------I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy. "How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me. "Nothing" I slurred. "Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?" I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."

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Jokes h a ha :) A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated. She bet 20,000€ on a single roll of dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude". With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled - "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "Yes yes, I won.....I won...." She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left. The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked "What number rolled on the dice?" The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching." Moral of the story: - not all drunks are drunk - not all blondes are dumb - but all men are men ------------------------------------------------------------So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought...that's Abboriginal. ------------------------------------------------------------I have invented a new fizzy fruit drink that you can wash your hands with. It's called Sani-Tizer. ------------------------------------------------------------Just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20. ------------------------------------------------------------Clubbers in Leeds have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous process is known as 'E by Gum.' ------------------------------------------------------------My mum said; "You treat this place like a hotel!" She will regret that when I give her a low

score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff' ------------------------------------------------------------Craig David is quitting his singing career to join the British Olympic 2018 Archery team. He's going to be their bow selector. ------------------------------------------------------------My wife has left a note on the kitchen table saying that that she's leaving me because of my obsession with online poker. I think she's bluffing, so I'm going to call her. ------------------------------------------------------------Paddy and Mick on the rollercoaster... Mick says “If we go upside down do you think we will fall out?” Paddy replies, Don’t be daft we’ve been mates for years!” ------------------------------------------------------------This morning I woke up next to a stunning blonde I pulled last night. Being a gentleman, I offered to make her breakfast. I asked, "How do you like your eggs?" "Ooh, fertilised," she giggled. Anyway, long story short, horse manure doesn't go well with scrambled eggs. ------------------------------------------------------------I'm writing a red hot, behind the scenes, expose about my job at the garden centre. I'm not afraid to name gnomes. ------------------------------------------------------------The local shop was robbed at gunpoint and 48 cans of Red Bull were taken, how do these people sleep at night... ------------------------------------------------------------Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool..I was minding my own business then 'bosch'. ------------------------------------------------------------Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No thanks, I've only got a small garden."

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1. What is the world's longest river? 2. Name the world's largest ocean? 3. Where would you find the world's most ancient forest? 4. Name the actor who starred in 142 films including The Quiet Man? 5. Who played Neo in The Matrix? 6. By what name is Lancelot Brown more usually known?

1. Three brothers share a family sport: a non-stop marathon The oldest one is fat and short And trudges slowly on The middle brother's tall and slim And keeps a steady pace The youngest runs just like the wind, Speeding through the race He's young in years, we let him run, The other brothers say 'Cause though he's surely number one, He's second, in a way. Who are they?

2. Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the 8. Who wrote the 1951 novel The Old Man crazy man from the movie, who was trying to and the Sea? kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart 9. What is Samuel L. Jackson's middle name? pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that 10. What is the capital of the Seychelles? moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping 11. According to the proverb, what is in the sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense detail? moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died 12. What is the scientific name for caustic instantly. True or false? soda? Answers on page 108

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AIR CONDITIONING lFor Air Conditioning call Mark at Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar lPolar Air For Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician.Call Susie or Peter 655 211 192 or visit www.polarair.eu lCHS Cooling and Heating Solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar, Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Call: 655 791 167 Email: chsspain@gmail.com

ALARMS lPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

BOAT TRIPS lLuxury Yacht Charters Tel: 618 972 139 www.sailandstay.eu Email: sailandstay@gmail.com

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE lThe Hair & Beauty Studio Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel, (along from Morenos) Call: 951 204 158 or 654 897 410

BLINDS lSolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. ian@solarshadetinting.com Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76 958 49 65 71

BOOKSHOPS lPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, www.bookshoppasatiempo.com

BUILDERS lLT Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application and construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es lAll types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461 lJohn Housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: rosemary.housby@gmail.com

CAR ACCESSORIES lWindow Tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal and certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect children and pets. Be cool. Enjoy the sun, don’t suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176 / 644 546 176


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The Sentinella Paginas CARE HOMES lCasa Klein. A better place to live. Scandinavian convelescent and retirement home. Situated on a hilltop overlooking mountains and the sea in Velez Malaga. Tel: 952 50 21 30 Mob: 679 167 168 www.casaklein.com

COUNSELLING lKestrel Counselling. Professional, confidential, qualified counselling service. Face 2 Face, skype or online. Experienced with all age groups including children. www.kestrelcounselling.com Email: kestrelcounselling@gmail.com Tel: 951 904 671

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lDo you need an English Carer? Do you want to remain independent in your own home, but require a level of support to do so? Hourly, daily and respite care, including personal care, help in the home and companionship. Mature, experienced, qualified, registered and insured. Excellent local references, reasonable rates. Linda Horton 648 119 401 email: lindahwlc@gmail.com

lCurrencies Direct. For all your currency transfer requirements; excellent exchange rates, 100% no transfer fees or hidden charges – Contact the Nerja office on 952 906 581 or email nerja@currenciesdirect.com

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wRoy’s Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Mark on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CCTV lPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

CHIROPODISTS lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLEANING lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area

CLINICS lAnalysis Clinic, Haematology, Coagulation (Contro of Warfarin), Biochemistry, Inmunology,Hormone, Bacteriology, Parasitology, Special analysis. Home visits for blood tests. Antonio Armijo Navas, Specialist in Clinical Analysis. Urb. Costa del Oro, Local-4. Torrox Costa, Phone: 952 53 23 93

COMPUTERS lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

DECORATION INTERIOR/EXTERIOR lTejidos Belen For all your soft furnishings. Specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior & exterior decoration. We repair your sofas & terrace furniture. Tel: 952531732 / 650964624 Avd. Andalucia No.34 (next to Supermarket La Plaza)Torrox Costa

DENTISTRY lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com lGrupo Dental Clinics Calle Enrique Van Dulkan, 21, Velez Malaga Tel: 952 54 95 95 www.grupodentalclinics.com

DOORS & WINDOWS UPVC lVentanas Arconplan - VEKA profile windows, doors and glass curtains. A reputable, fully registered company with over 15 years experience. Visit our showroom opposite El Corte Ingles, C/Santa Fabiola no 24 Local 1, 29651 Mijas Costa, Malaga. Call: 952 667 559 / 634 04 30 92

DRAIN CLEARANCE lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lAt Your Service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es


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lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers!High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installationsm, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com lBlokbuster - High pressure drain cleaning. 24hrs a day. Drain maintenance & repairs, high pressure pool cleaning, driveways & patios. No call out charges. Call: 666 299 021 FB: blokbusters drain cleaning Email: blokbusterdrainage@gmail.com

lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) 666 135 516 or 691 341 268 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk lZalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158

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lHeaven for Fashion, Fashion jewellery and accessories at affordable prices www.heavenforfashion.com - use code SENT12 for a discount of 15% with your first purchase.

lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

EROSION PROBLEMS lSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 email: info@vetiverspain.com

ESTATE AGENTS lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja. 952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, www.fleming-properties.com lAxarquia Properties S.L Established 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta.Almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: sa@axarquiaproperties.com www.axarquiaproperties.com lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net lSkandiaMäklarna is your quality estate agency, don't hesitate to contact us. NEW ADDRESS: C/ Castillo Perez 21, Nerja. Tel: 952 639 998 or mobile: 693 804 044. Email: nerja@skandiamaklarna.se www.skandiamaklarna.se/nerja

FASHION ACCESSORIES

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org lProps & Vintage (P&V) Vintage and retro furniture and accessories for sale or hire. Visit our facebook page for details: propsandvintagespain / Website: www.propsandvintage.com Email: propsandvintagespain@hotmail.com Tel: 657 424 933 / 646 482 942

GARDEN CENTRES lCosta Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Bonsai Trees, Compost, Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries and much much more! Open Mon - Sat 9am - 2pm and 4pm - 7pm and on Sunday 10am - 2pm. On the road to Torrox beside Lidl. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit their website: www.costatorrox.es

GARDENING lMaintenance of Gardens and Swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 25 year old. David: 656 775 928 lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099 lSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 info@vetiverspain.com


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The Sentinella Paginas HEALTH & BEAUTY lWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available)

INTERNET SERVICES lRiosat SL, Reliable internet services in the campo. No telephone line required.Please call for details. 951 239 310 / 626 679 018 Email: info@riosat.com / Web: www.riosat.com

HEALTH SHOPS

INTERNET TELEVISION (IPTV)

lRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINE-SHOP for Europe www.rinconnatural.com lHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857 magysgardengrow@hotmail.com

lTechno-Vision, UK & Scandinavian IPTV packages with Catch Up, PAYG available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web: www.techno-vision.es info@techno-vision.es

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

HOUSE CLEARANCES lCash paid - For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 690 854 154

HYPNOTHERAPY & NLP lMarion Dias BSc (Honours) Clinical Hypnosis and trainer NLP & Hypnosis. Help with Anxiety, Depres- sion, Phobia, Stop smoking, self-confidence IBS,Public speaking as well as one day workshops for stop smoking, and self-healing, in NERJA. E-mail: marion@hypno-therapeutiques.co.uk

INSURANCE lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

KENNELS AND CATTERIES lThe Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Refs available Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. lResidencia Cantalobos The Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886 www.residenciacantalobos.com lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Also Pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

KITCHENS lSun Kitchens, 15 years experience in Kitchens, Doors, Bathroom Units, Shower Screens, Synthetic Flooring & Wardrobes. Cipriando Maldonado 13, Torre del Mar. Tel: 653 63 46 33 / 622 10 13 10 www.sunkitchens.es Email: info@sunkitchens.es

LAUNDERETTES lBubbles Launderette Calle Manuel Marin 1, Nerja. open 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri, 9am 1pm Sat for all your laundry needs. Offering a free collection & delivery service for the Nerja area. Call now on 665 539 256

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The Sentinella Paginas LAUNDRY SERVICES lLinen and Towels for holiday rentals and private individuals. Easy parking. Close to Capistrano Village, Nerja. Call: 655 663 572 or email info@diamondpropertiesnerja.com

LAWYERS lCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment lDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

LOCKSMITHS l24 Hour Emergency Locksmith Fully qualified UK C & G tradesman. 24/7 callouts & or appointments. Call: 664 367 511 or email: pcandmrogers@gmail.com

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILITY PRODUCTS lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 / 635445279 ww.bluebadgemobility.com

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lWorking on the Costa 11 years. I will beat any genuine quote. Professional service. Call Steve: 653 303 698 lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

OPTICIANS lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PAINTING lNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email: jabe@noneedtopaint.com

PARAGLIDING lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years of experience without risk over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of the beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

PLUMBERS lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk lEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service. call José on: 615 344 123 / 638 609 906 lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call our fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY OFF PLAN lAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354 www.alexia.es

PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com


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lTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: vgcasacolor@gmail.com lTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK Email: tonyroam@btconnect.com / www.euroam.co.uk ES 636 393 542 UK 07973 362 003

lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

RENT A CAR lRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. 952 511 209 www.estrellarent.com / estrellarentweb@gmail.com lTransauto Rent A Car Malaga Our cars are delivered at the airport parking. Unlike other companies where you have to wait 30 minutes for a mini bus to collect you. No refuelling service fee. www.transauto.es Tel: 952 105 050

Advertise your business here! The best Value for Money From as little as 5 euros a month 3 months 30 euros 6 months 40 euros 1 year 60 euros Call: 664 210 468 RESTAURANTS lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com lRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 lTaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra. Nacional 340 (next to post office) Torrox Costa Tel: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470 lLew’s Traditional English Restaurant Avda. El Faro, Torrox Costa. Open 7 days a week. Serving fish and chips, home cooked food. Tel: 952 532 633

SECOND HAND SHOPS lCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 lSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: sweethome-torrox@hotmail.com. Contact Patricia: 625255487. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa lSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto. Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar.

SECURITY lPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SOLICITORS lDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

STORAGE/PARKING lParking El Llano Caravans/Boats storage & General storage 24hr security, from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 lPersonal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitacase (per month). Call: 951 833 338 / 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja. 150 metres behind Lidl on right.


SWIMMING POOLS

TRAVEL AGENCIES

lAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: info@aquamarinepools.es Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.es lPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail: plodgepools@yahoo.es lLA RUEDA, S.L Installations, Chemical Products, Maintenance, Repairs & Gardening. Call 952 53 07 64 / 616 460 844. Emergency 24 hour 647 759 798. Ctra. Nal. 340, Urb. La Charca, 5a Fase. (esquina C/Mercurio) Torrox Costa Email: fontanerialarueda@gmail.com

lSchlosser Reisen SA Travel Agency & Tour Operator Excursions, Hotels & Tours, Flights & transfers Tel: 952 530 875 / 608 039 802 Avenida Esperanto, 980 Email: info@premier.tours Languages spoken: German, French, English, Spanish

TAXIS l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

VETS wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WINDOW TINTING lMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat, glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571 / 644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

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Cayet Abogados is an International Law Firm that comprises of a multilingual group of lawyers: our partners speak Spanish, English, German, French, Swedish and Dutch. Cayet Abogados take time to understand the distinct demands that each client faces. This allows us to build a bespoke service to suit each relationship. Our practice areas are: Property & Conveyancing, Wills, Inheritance & Probate, Family & Matrimonial, Litigation & Dispute Resolution, Residency & Taxation, Affidavits Contact us now for a Free Consultation Whatever your needs, your first conversation with one of our legal experts is an opportunity for you to ask questions and for us to understand your situation.

Avda. Condado de Huelva, 9 - TORRE DEL MAR Tel: 951 13 72 69 Mob: 626 72 99 26 info@cayet.es www.cayet.es


Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Opposite Mercadona Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388 / 649 123 068 torrox@casa-terreno.com

Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 info@casa-terreno.com

Villa in Torrox - Villa with fantastic views

Ref.: 10121

Privacy, outside space and fantastic sea views are the key words to this great villa, located only ten minutes from the lovely beach of Torrox Costa. The villa itself has a nice lounge with open kitchen, three bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms and an office/ storage room. Attached to the lounge is a 45m2 conservatory completely made of glass, from where you can enjoy the fantastic views, while being inside. Outside the villa is a spacious double garage and extra outside parking, a covered porch and a completely covered outside kitchen for the nice long summer evenings, a refreshing pool, a sauna and a lovely mature garden with fruit trees.

Price: 349,000€

Villa in Villanueva de la Concepción

Ideal for a B&B or to rent out

Ref.: 10113

This big villa with additional apartments is ideal to start a B&B or to rent out apartments. The property is situated in beautiful rolling landscapes with fantastic views. In the immediate region are a few of the fantastic assets, like El Torcal and Antequera. The plot consists of a main house, two apartments, a swimming-pool, a jacuzzi, two pool houses, several nice terraces, three storage rooms and parking for five to six cars. The main house consists of a winter terrace with wood burner, covered and open terrace, three bedrooms, a bathroom with bathtub, dressing room, an office with a fireplace, a lounge and a kitchen with fireplace. Apartment 1 has a winter terrace, lounge, two bedrooms, a bathroom with shower, a kitchen, two storage rooms and a terrace. Apartment 2 has a lounge with an open kitchen, one bedroom and a bathroom with shower and a small terrace. Features: central heating, fireplaces, wood burner, BBQ, swimming-pool, pool houses, jacuzzi, apartments, terraces.

Price: 450,000€

www.casa-terreno.net


NERJA, NARICHA

FP1036 A modern, four bedroom, three bathroom family home in a quiet cul de sac with large south facing terrace with views to the sea

265,000€ WE URGENTLY REQUIRE PROPERTIES FOR LONG, MEDIUM AND SHORT TERM RENTAL FOR CLIENTS FROM NERJA TO MÁLAGA ON THE COAST AND INLAND. ALL ASPECTS OF THE RENTAL TAKEN CARE OF.

BENAMOCARRA

FP0467

TORROX COSTA

FP0928

A refurbished, 135m , 2 - 3 bedroom town house on one level convenient to all amenities with easy parking and 15 mins to the coast

A bright, airy, top floor studio apartment with a south westerly aspect only 50 metres to the beach near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa

REDUCED - 89,000€

REDUCED - 65,000€

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Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

The Sentinella Axarquia Edition March 2018  

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The Sentinella Axarquia Edition March 2018  

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