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Annoy People How to annoy the bar staff Try these out in your local..! Order one drink at a time, as they like to run backwards and forwards. It keeps them fit. Never put money in their hands. They like to pick it up off the bar, especially if it’s all change in a puddle of beer. When requiring ‘ready salted’ crisps ask for the full range of flavours before asking for ‘plain’ Always wait until they have rung your round into the till before asking for crisps, nuts, snacks, etc… If you have been waiting at the bar for at least two minutes heckle them and tell them you have been there for half an hour – it keeps them on our toes as they have no concept of time.
When ordering a round make sure that you don’t know what you want when you arrive at the bar. Bar staff like to stand and wait around whilst you nip back and forth and shout across the room to find out. Never say please or thank you. The shock could lead them to have a heart attack. Always order Guinness last. Make them wait at the bar with all your other drinks while it settles, then keep reminding them it needs topping up. Once you have received your drinks take them back to your table and stay for a long chat before going back to pay the bill. They’ll still be waiting. They’re not going anywhere and they really appreciate the rest.
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