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The Axarquia Sentinella Edition No 104

www.axarquia.thesentinella.com

April 13

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Rent a Home Spain buy a Home Spain For Sale

Ref: S4-061

For Sale

Ref: S2-215

For Sale

Ref: S3-243

El Trapiche

Lagos

colmenar

Superb 4 Bed 3 Bath Villa (178m² built, 5,000m² plot) with breathtaking views from extensive terraces, mature gardens, large swimming pool, covered bar, BBQ & lovely wooden summer house. Accommodation comprises of a spacious living room with log fire f/f open plan kitchen, bar, dining room, 3 double beds & 2 baths (master en-suite) & 2 dressing rooms in main house, guest house comprising bedroom, living area, American kitchen & shower room. Access by concrete road

Lovely 2 Bed House, (77m² built, 248m² plot), close to beach, great sea & mountain views, quiet area, entrance hall, lounge with wood burner, arch to dining room, excellent f/f modern quality kitchen, spacious family bedroom, storage room, various terraces: at front, off kitchen, off dining room (with BBQ & covered area) and large roof terrace.

Charming, Rustic Country House, fantastic views, good size lounge, f/f kitchen, 3 double beds with wardrobes, family bathroom, glass porch, courtyard, old winery, storage shed, carport, ample parking, super gardens, 30m² covered terrace, BBQ with stone table, Jacuzzi, fountain, log store, 70m drive with stone seats & lights.

(REDUcED bY 60,000€)

(NEW! OUTSTANDING!)

(AMAZING QUALITY & pRIcE)

Sales price: 249,950€

For Rent

Ref: R2-216

Algarrobo

2 Bed Apartment overlooking beach, walking distance to all amenities, spacious lounge/dining room with glass doors to L-shaped balcony with fantastic views across the bay, separate kitchen, 2 double bedrooms and family bathroom.

Sales price: 119,000€

Ref: R2-217

For Rent

Torrox

Lovely 2 Bed Apartment, ideal location close to Torrox Park, Torrox village, coast and motorway, entrance hall, lounge/dining room, separate kitchen with hatch to the dining area, 2 double beds, one with balcony with sea views, family bathroom, parking, communal pool and pádel tennis.

For Sale: 229,950€

For Rent

Ref: R3-237

Torre del Mar

Delightful Top Floor 3 Bed, 2 Bath Apartment, great location for all amenities, walking distance to beach, spacious throughout, large living/dining room, f/f modern kitchen, utility room, 3 double bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, large south-west facing balcony, communal gardens & communal pool.

For Rent: 350€ per month For Rent: 495€ per month For Rent: 550€ per month www.rentahomespain.com / www.buyahomespain.com email: info@rentahomespain.com Enquire about Enquire about Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, our next FREE our FREE Financial Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Advice Clinic Legal Clinic Tel: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414 (You’ll find us located on the main road opposite the Torre del Mar bus station)


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One of the keys to leading a fulfilling life is knowing and understanding how to be happy on a daily basis, no matter what is going on in the world around us. I had a major breakthrough and revelation when I discovered that being happy was a simple decision. I could either decide to be happy or not to be happy. At the time, a light bulb literally pinged on in my head and luckily it hasn’t gone out since…although admittedly it has dimmed on occasion. Some days everything seems to go wrong around us. The toaster stops working. We get nail varnish on our blouse. Our favourite shoes break. Then the car doesn’t start, or we bang our head on the stairway and get a nasty bruise. On days like these, it’s easy to forget about the decision to be happy and instead focus our attention on the seemingly negative events. If this is your predicament, breathe deeply, count to ten, and choose to change your mindset. Stop focusing on the negative and channel energy into remembering something positive in your life. It only takes one positive memory to spark more and then suddenly, after five minutes or so of this change in mindset, you’ll find yourself feeling happy again. Also, it’s important to point out here that nothing “makes” you happy and nothing “makes” you sad. Now, you’re probably thinking, “That’s not true. Sometimes so and so is really horrible to me so that makes me sad.” Or perhaps you’re saying, “That’s not true. Sometimes I get to eat chocolate while I watch TV in the evening and that makes me happy.” However, really you are choosing how to feel based on very insignificant events. True happiness is not that superficial or short-lived. True happiness comes from the place of peace within, which neither so and so nor chocolate has the power to change.

Distribution tony - 664 689 138 sentinella axarquia Edition Follow us on twitter @ the_sentinella or @keidi_keating Front cover supplied by Penny, a qualified photographer. Call: 952 550 323

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Deposito Legal Ma-1435-2005 No part of this publication, including pictures may be copied, used or reproduced without our prior written consent. The Sentinella accepts no responsibility for alterations to events listed, claims made by our advertisers or information provided by our contributors. So there!

The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace. (Born; 1960 Died; 2004)

One way I feel happy throughout the day is by smiling…. a lot! I smile at strangers walking along the street, I smile at the checkout cashier, and I have even been known to smile at cats

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From The Ed (cont) and other animals. Even when I’m sitting in my office alone typing, I smile. That is a great way of reminding myself how happy I am! From the time of our birth we are counting down the seconds of our time on planet earth. So, as these seconds tick by, we may as well decide to feel happy more often than sad… So there you go, now you know how to be happy. Just decide to be and then see what unfolds in your life…

Keidi Keating

Editor (of the original little mag)

Countries of the World.......................Page 18 Health Watch......................................Page 56 Recipe................................................Page 60 Doggie Page......................................Page 66 New Mum in Town..............................Page 70 Amazing Marine Life.............................Page 74 Funny Pics............................................Page 84 Shareoscope .......................................Page 87 Jokes................................................Page 104 Puzzles.............................................Page 106

Despite all the nasty rain we have had, is this not a lovely photo that Jan Pierce from Fogarate sent us of Canillas. Hope you went in search of the pot of gold!

Strange News Brolly chute - A video has been posted online of a man trying to float down to earth from a hot air balloon - Mary Poppins-style - clutching a patio umbrella. Erik Roner, professional skier and BASE jumper, recorded his jump over southern California, on his "Roner Vision" YouTube series. He is shown soaring through clear skies until he is hundreds of feet above the ground when he jumps out of the basket, clutching his umbrella. It does appear to slow his descent - albeit without the serene grace of Julie Andrews in the classic 1964 film - until the umbrella cloth gives way. Fortunately, Mr Roner anticipated this turn of events and opened his back-up parachute to float safely back down the earth. Biter bit - A British adventure angler achieved a lifelong ambition when he landed a 250lb monster fish in South America - using a piranha as bait. Steve Townson landed the wild arapaima - the world's largest scaled freshwater fish - from Middle River Essequibo in Guyana. Mr Townson, who travels the world catching exotic fish, used a 2lb piranha to catch the mighty fish, plus another weighing around 150lb. "The Arapaima is one of the world's biggest and mightiest freshwater fish and to catch them in the wild is a rare privilege," he said."They are protected and cannot be removed by law for the table, but our partners in Guyana are working on strictly catch and release with the local Amerindians. "The Arapaima is the largest scaled freshwater fish in the world, but they can be delicate and must be handled with care.The fish I caught were never removed from the water and swam


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Sunday Roast inc.glass of wine â‚Ź 8.50 Bookings recommended

All Day English Breakfasts, Full Menu Open from 10am 6 days a week (closed Mondays) Scandanavian Special every Tuesday Karaoke every Saturday night (in 8 different languages)

Quiz Night every Thursday from 8:30pm with cash prizes APARIV Charity Quiz last Friday of every month

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Daily Newspapers You can get a laugh every day just by reading the daily newspaper‌ Love it!!

War dims hope for peace I can see where it might have that effect

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter.

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while Ya think?

This one I caught in the Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realised that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day. Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says Really? Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over What a guy! Miners refuse to work after death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's. Juvenile court to try shooting defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial.

Red tape holds up new bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Man struck by lightning: Faces battery charge He probably IS the battery charge New study of obesity looks for larger test group Weren't they fat enough? Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans And the winner is.... Typhoon rips through cemetery; Hundreds dead Did I read that right?

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TAJ MAHAL Traditional Indian Tandoori Restaurant Torrox Costa Eat as MUCh as yOU LikE

ONLY Main Dining Room

11.95€

Special Party Room

Children under 10 - 6.50€ King Prawns not included

We offer an ´all you can eat’ menu (as many starters, main courses & desserts as you want) all freshly cooked to order

Menu del Dia

Poppadum & Pickle tray Chicken, Lamb or Prawn Curry Rice or Naan Bread - Only 7€ (Vegetarian curry - 6.50€) Open every day - 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.00 - 24.00 (closed tuesday Lunch) Ctra Nacional - 340 (Next to Post Office) torrox Costa

tel: 95 253 4972 / 634 051 535


THE HAIR & BEAUTY STUDIO Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel (along from Morenos Bar)

Hair Treatments

Steffan has now joined us and is our head technician who trained with Toni and Guy and Regis. We also welcome Denise & Karen to our team and all 3 stylists are qualified to Advanced Hairdressing NVQ Level 3. Between them they have many years experience with all advanced colouring and cutting techniques! Tony, a traditional barber with 50 years experience, who is here every Monday between 10am & 2pm - No appointment necessary. Please telephone or pop in for a FREE CONSULTATION

Beauty Treatments Pedicures w Manicures w Collagen Facials w Hopi Ear Candles w Acrylic & Gel Nail Extensions w Teeth Whitening w Eyelash Perming w Aromatherapy Massage w Semi Permanent Makeup w Reiki w Waxing w Self Tan Treatment w Reflexology w Hot Stone Massage w Holistic Back massage w Indian Head Massage & Lots More!! Vibrotrim -10 sessions just 20€ or 30€ for unlimited use for one month

D-tox Spa Treatment

Disperses unwanted toxins in the body, re-balancing the cells which optimise their function to extract nutrients and dispose of unwanted waste. The result will be renewed energy levels & a general feeling of well being.

Collagen Stimulation Therapy

This revolutionary new treatment, also known as 'micro-needling' is especially effective for addressing the visible signs of ageing, as well as sun damage, slackened skin, stretch marks, uneven skin tone and dilated blood vessels. For information book, a free consultation with Debbie and take advantage of the current fantastic discount & pricing offer inc. 6 FREE Hydrating facials

Acrylic and Gel Nail Extensions

Check out our fabulous designs on the hair & beauty facebook page Acrylic colours and Nail Art also available April offer - Full set of Nail Extensions Normally 40€ now 30€

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THE HAIR & BEAUTY STUDIO Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel (along from Morenos Bar)

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED OUR FASHION  SHOW / AUCTION. WE RAISED 1,100€ FOR CHARITY!

Advanced Cosmetic Procedures & Electrolysis Got any unwanted blemishes, skin tags, facial thread veins, milia, warts etc? We can remove them quickly and easily. Currently 20% Off Treatments (ACP only)

Qualified Sports & Remedial Therapist (BSC Hons; RSA) Specialising in soft tissue massage and manipulation inc. treatments for sciatica, back problems, tension headaches, muscle injuries as well as relaxing & lymphatic massage.

Thermal Imaging for Breast & Body

Body Screening for early detection and Nutritional advice with Janet Van Dam. Here every Monday by appointment only.

TEETH WHITENING

Available here! Special offer - 100€ for complete treatment Please call Sarah for more information

TANTRIX ORGANIC SPRAY TAN New Spray Tanning treatment available here Monday & Thursday evenings from 6pm. Come along and enjoy a glass of cava and leave with a fantastic tan! April offer - Normally 20€ NOW 15€ (Patch test required 24 hours before)

Lipo by Laser / Oxford Skin Clinics

Lose those unwanted inches by targeting adipocyte cells (fat cells) in specific areas such as face, neck, upper arms, stomach, legs & knees. Treatments start from 25€. Call us for more information

Gift Vouchers always available We take bookings online on facebook Facebook - Hairandbeautystudio, Lake vinuela

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Fresh Daily Fruit, Salad & Vegetables & so much more!

FRESHNESS GUARANTEED! All the usual favourites inc. Parsnips, Swede, Sprouts, Fennel, Fresh Herbs and all seasonal Fruit & Veg Great range of Homemade Pies, inc. Steak & Kidney, Steak & Guinness and Chicken & Mushroom. HOT Sausage Rolls and Cornish style Pasties cooked on the premises Come and try our renowned Honey Roast Ham and NOW Roast Beef - Delicious!! *Extra Mature Somerset Cheddar Cheese *Wide range of Homemade Pickles *Fresh Farm Eggs *Variety of Personalised Greeting Cards *Large Variety of Freshly Prepared Ready Meals Wholesale supply to bars & shops also available Mon, Weds & Fridays 10am - 4pm / Tues, Thurs & Sat 10am - 2pm

Call Sharon: 692 556 933

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Monday - Thursday Day & Night (except Monday lunch) Poppadam & Pickles Selection of starters: vegetable samosa or pakora or onion bhaji or Prawn puri or Chicken tikka Main course: chicken, lamb, prawn or vegatable: Korma, Madras, Vindaloo, Balti, Jalfrezy, Rogan Josh, Tikka Masala, Karahi, Biriyani or Chicken or Lamb Tikka Accompaniments: Plain or Pilau rice. Plain, Garlic, Cheese or Onion Nan Bread or Chapati FrEE Pappadam with Mango Chutney & Pickle tray with all meals

Menu del Dia Mon-Fri 12pm - 4pm 3 courses €5.95 with veg. curry €6.95 with meat/prawn curry

takeaways available Free Pappadam & pickle with takeaways

Opening hours 12pm - 4pm and 6pm - 12am every day (closed Monday lunch) Puente don Manuel (Chiringuito antonio) tel: 952 510 886 Mob: 667 934 731

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Signs To Make You Smile :) Clever or stupid... in an office: Toilet out of order...please use floor below. in a laundrette: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs in an office: would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. in an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. This one could be tricky! Outside a second-hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car. seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work). Love it! 


Ref. SH773

Ref. SH770

Nice corner town house in Caleta de Vélez. The house is completely reformed. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, terrace with some sea views, fitted kitchen, air conditioning, double glazed windows. Store room of 30m2. Bright & airy house.

Nice apartment in a good area of Torre del Mar and just 100 metres from the beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with access to the terrace, fitted kitchen with a nice patio, communal swimming pool, air conditioning.

146,000€

146,000€

Ref. SH502

Ref. SH768

Nice townhouse in Algarrobo Costa,

Plot in Algarrobo of 300m2 with a structure

2 bedrooms, 2 baths, fitted kitchen,

of 240m2 on 2 floors with a enclosed

living room with chimney, terrace, patio

garage. South facing. Sea views.

35m2, enclosed garage, communal

The maximum utilisable space of

swimming pool, near the beach.

land is 50%.

144,950€

126,000€

C / Infante 23, Edif. Faro 1, bajo, 29740 Torre del Mar, Málaga, España Tel./Fax. 0034 / 952 54 70 76 / 658 93 31 87 e-mail: info@suissehome.com www.suissehome.com


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A Look Back At 2012 In The UK What a year it was... To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.

2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…the other's got a dodgy tikka!

7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche. Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in the 2011 Riots.... Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soo "ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face. I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!

In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their hands on. Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.

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interesting Facts - Egypt has the largest Arabic population in the world. Pharaoh Pepi II (2246-2152 B.C.) had the longest reign in history - 94 years. He became Egypt’s King when he was only 6 years old. Ramses II is often considered the greatest pharaoh of the Egyptian empire. He ruled Egypt for 60 years and was the only pharaoh to carry the title “the Great” after his name. He had over 90 children: 56 boys and 44 girls. Ancient Egyptian women had more rights and privileges than most other women in the ancient world. For example, they could own property, carry out business deals, and initiate divorce. The ancient Egyptians were the first people to have a year consisting of 365 days divided into 12 months. They also invented clocks. Tourism compromises 12% of the work force in Egypt.

P l a z Café a L/ Bar ounge Hidden behind these doors was Benamargosa’s best kept secret! As more people are discovering this little gem, it is fast becoming the most talked about Bar & Restaurant in the area. Tucked away from the hussle and bussle of the town, it is to be found in the old Plaza beside the beautiful water fountain. Just a short walk up the hill from the Church.

Plaza Lounge Bar offers a great place to relax, either on the wonderful sunny terrace, on the plaza or in the cosy ambience of the Lounge Bar with a cafe or dining area. A Friendly welcome offering Fresh home cooked food including Pies, Sizzling Steaks, Curries and Traditional Sunday Lunch. “The Best For Miles”

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Chortles An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs. ------------------------------------------------------------I accidentally drank Tippex last night instead of liquid Viagra. I woke up this morning with a huge correction. ------------------------------------------------------------A little lad goes bounding into the living room, jumping up on to his granddad's knee, shouting, "Granddad, Granddad, Granddad! Can you make a noise like a frog?"

Granddad looked a little bemused, but said, "I think so, yes. Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?" The lad gleefully proclaims, "Because Daddy says, 'When the old man croaks, we can all go to Disney Land.' ------------------------------------------------------------After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “I think I’ll soldier on!” ------------------------------------------------------------I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I went downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30. ------------------------------------------------------------Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. ------------------------------------------------------------I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ‘foreplay’ as she likes to call it.


INDIAN RESTAURANT

The Best traditional Indian food available to you Sabor Indian Restaurant starts again with the BEST CHEF in town at the Lowest Prices & Quality Food MENU DEL DIA: 5.95€ or SPECIAL MENU: 9.25€ (Monday - Friday) EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE BUFFET: 9.50€ (Daytime Sunday)

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For more information call us on: 952 535 417 :: 686 904 792 616 371 034 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com


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If you are thinking if reforming think of Multiparquet & sevices based in Torrox Costa since 2002 reforming and decorating for you! Specialising in Parquet flooring, underfloor heating, decorating, reforms and they provide an IKEA service, they supply, deliver and assemble. Call Matthias 652 357 584. Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean. Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia for only 7.50€ for 2 courses or 9.50€ for 3 courses which includes a drink per person (beer-wine or a soft drink. Ask at the restaurant for more information). They have fantastic homemade gateau’s and a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas and value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€ and Alinbias en salsa de tomates only 3.50€. Paella is available between 1.30pm and 4pm every Sunday, for only 7.80€ includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread and Alioli. Takeaway also available. Caribe can even cater for weddings and birthday parties. Call in or telephone to find out more. Contact Lewis insurance services for reputable buildings and contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought and sold, call Mark on 653 322 392. Join us at Los amigos in April. Our regular line up of line dancing is on Mondays at 7pm. Every Tuesday at 2.30pm we have traditional skittles. Quiz night and play your cards right every Wednesday at 9pm. Karaoke on Fridays at 9pm and Sunday nights Open Jam session with Copperfin or Alf & Vic from 9pm. Live music on Saturday nights see noticeboard for details.

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Enjoy a fun night in with the girls have a Nicki´s Naughties ultimate girls night in. Great for Hen nights or birthdays, reunions or if you haven't got a reason make one up because Ann Summers parties are great fun with lots of

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this space will be sold on a f laughs, games and prizes to be won. Can be held at home. Bars, what about hosting a party, a great opportunity for holding a ladies night? We travel throughout Axarquia so call Nicki 952 539 423 or 691 168 529 to find out more. Spray tan parties also available. Does your car need some love and attention? Want a professional service? Competitive prices and a lifetime labour guaranteed? Then give Forster’s autos a call in Torrox Costa. Available for all repairs, servicing, audio & valeting. Tel: Eng: 654 989 706 or Spanish 678 973 656 CardioDance: Learn to salsa, cha cha, swing and hustle to an aerobic workout. Dance classes also held in all these, plus rumba, sal cha and choreographed routines. 606 086 300 .


This month and into May at rebeccah Curtis wellbeing Centre book in for a course of 4 Reflexology sessions for only 100€. To be booked and redeemed within the offer period of April and May. Call for more information or to book an appointment. Powerplate sessions are still only 4€ or book a course of 10 for only 20€. The centre is open Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm. Visit sylvia Bowyer, a qualified practicioner since 2001 for Bowtech treatment at the Rebeccah Curtis wellness centre on Tues or Fri or at Egos in Competa on Mon & Wed. The Bowen Technique is a hands-on

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first come first served basis. therapy that is applied using gentle pressure it can provide relief for many types of injuries and other health problems, it is appropriate for all ages. Bowen technique addresses the whole body holistically by restoring balance via the autonomic nervous system. Call Sylvia to find out more. Opening times at Rebeccah Curtis are Tuesday to Saturday 10am until 3pm. Jacky Davies is a qualified counsellor with 9 years experience in both the public and private sector. Jacky has also worked with CRUSE (UK bereavement agency) 1997-2003 and is also trained in couples counseling. Jacky is also trained in Critical Incident Debrief therapy and was on the team of 2 terrorist incidents (9/11 New York and Bali) and has also worked with people who have witnessed other traumatic deaths e.g. suicides, road traffic incidents etc.To make an appointment call Jacky direct on 657 579 244.


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a t s o C ToSererpoagxes 30 - 39 Hi, we would like to introduce you to “guido Bauer s.L.” We are a family business dedicated to all types of property management. We now have one large office in Torrox Costa, Centro International Block 76, ground floor. We are no longer connected to the office which we had opposite Supersol in Torrox Costa, this office is now an independent agent who has nothing to do with Guido Bauer S.L., please direct all enquiries to us in Block 76 this is very important for us. Thank you. Here you will find our friendly team all tri-lingual speaking Spanish, English, German and French. We are estate agents, property managers and rental agents, also helpful with translation services, wills and inheritance and all types of insurances. Our dedicated rental team can offer you sales & long term rentals. Please call María for more information on: or send an email to info@guidobauersl.com. We are open everyday from 9.30–14.00 and 16.00–20.00 also Saturdays from 10.30–14.00. We are also contactable on our mobiles 24hrs. Come and see us, I am sure we can help you. Our motto ¨Guido Bauer once a client, always a client¨¨. russells British store always have a great stock of favourite British products. Get yourself ready for BBQ´s we have burgers, sausages, meat joints, steaks and BBQ sauces. We also have our regular vegetarian food and frozen weight watchers ready meals as well as our normal frozen food section. Popular ciders such as Scrumpy Jack as well as Guinness, lager and Crabbies ginger beer. Cleaning products, toiletries, pet food, greeting cards and

more. Every month we have special offers in store so please call in to see our April offers. If we haven’t got something you are looking for please ask and we can try and get it. raza hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided, & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For cats large catteries, with cozy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offers a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as

BARGAIN PROPERTY OF THE MONTH REF 1126 Centro International Torrox Costa 1 Bed apartment 62m2, partially renovated, fully furnished, fully equipped separate kitchen, sea and mountain views, centrally located to shops, beach and promenade, excellent rental potential, community pool and tennis courts. 2 mins to beach.

Price before 90,000€ NOW 80,000€

Guido Ba Block 76, G 29793 Torrox Costa www.guidob Sales: Siobha Rentals: Manue Sales & Long term rent

well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco and Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more information call: 952 53 5417, 686 904 792 or 616 371 034, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the website at www.razahotel.com

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teries, with cozy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offers a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit,, Paco & Antonia would be happy to show you the facilities. For more information call: 952 53 5417, 686 904 792 or 616 371 034, or email info@razahotel.com or visit the website at www.razahotel.com A new and exciting opening of Bar Calypso in Torrox Costa. Formely Sol y Luna, now under new ownership. Refurbished and ready for the warmer days with comfortable seating, a fantastic location on the promenade opposite the childrens playground with fabulous views of the sea. Come and try our selection of alcoholic and non alcoholic cocktails, or choose from a wide selection of beers and wines. Daily drink

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"Ladies Night" with drink specials (guys are welcome as well). Sunday afternoons is Blues/Jazz Jam sessions. So why not visit Bar Calypso, see the changes and say hello, we look forward to welcoming you.

- Ref.A099 Torrox Park 400€ per month Great fun, great exercise and a great night out

at yo Jive Modern Jive dance classes held

- Ref.A119 Torrox Pueblo 350€ per month on a Tuesday evening at Restaurante Par-

quesol in El Morche Torrox Costa. Modern Jive

- Ref.A113 Punta del Faro 600€ per month (sometimes known as leroc, ceroc back in the - Ref.0678 El Peñoncillo 400€ per month

specials, so stop in and check them out. We serve tapas and bar snacks. Open daily from 12 midday and open late Friday and Saturday nights. There is a pool table, music and weekend entertainment with more music and events coming soon, there is something for everyone. Karaoke every Friday night. Every Sat night is

UK) is a fusion of many dance styles to modern music (although it says Jive its not rockn'roll!) Why not give it a go, a few lessons and you will be hooked. Every week we have a beginners class, you do not need a partner, come alone or bring a friend. It’s easy it’s fun and it’s a great way to meet new people. Email, call or find us on facebook to find out more. Class starts at 8pm but doors are open from 7.45 pm.

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Clinica Casa Blanca Therapy Centre Torrox Costa since 2008

Osteopathy, Massages, Bowen technique, Lymphatic drainage, Reflexology, Reiki, Shiatsu, Craneo Sacral, Ear-Acupuncture Special Massage Offers!

* Whole body massage 75 min: 1 session = 39€ - 3 sessions = 108€ * Whole body massage 2 hours: 1 session = 59€ - 3 sessions = 167€ * Back, Neck and Shoulders or Legs 45 minutes: 21€

5 sessions = Last one half price - 10 sessions = Last one free (Each session paid separately, discount available only on the last session) *Neck and Shoulders or Feet massage 30 mins *Therapy for pain and illnesses *Osteopathy *Bowen technique *Reflexology approx. 60 mins *Lymphatic drainage *Craneo Sacral Therapy *Reiki/Shiatsu/Metamorphic technique *Ear Acupuncture

15€ 40€ 45€ 40€ 20€ Bianca Bojahr From 20€ Gift Vouchers 45€ available 30€ Forever Living 20€ products Urb. Jardines del Mar / Bloque C3 Tel.: 952 967 628 or 659 374 673 (also home visits) (On the coast road N340 heading towards Nerja, 1 km at the traffic lights at Peñoncillo)

e-mail: clinicacasablanca@gmail.com / www.clinica-casa-blanca.com

TK’s

Bar y Restaurante

Laguna Beach - Torrox Costa Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch

Saturday 13th April with Alan Miles Saturday 27th April with Paul Lockey 9am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus / Sunday 1pm - 8pm Closed Wednesdays For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

952 968 100 / 696 516 534 Free wifi and PC usage


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Competitive prices

w Special Treatment for Fibromyalgia and Stress - www.azenta.es

teeth whitening (call for more information)

Implant specialist We Speak English, German & French Centro Internacional, Blq. 86, TORROX COSTA

Tel: 952 53 09 08

The leading brand in Infrared Heating Heat up your home in a healthy and economical way! Infrared Design Heating System: Pictures, Mirrors, Glass, Blackboards, Columns etc. -New additional product line of frameless white panels: More power for your money.

-All Redwell® heaters have a partial storage heater to keep running times lower.

NEw: Desk heater!!

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Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952539742, mobile: 606423869, Email: sscharler@gmx.de

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Fresh Traditional Lamb Specials All the Greek Starters Estefado - Kokinisto Meat / Kebab / Gyros Fish / Kebab Kleftiko - Moussaka Various Escalopes Sunday Roasts Entrecote - Chicken - Specials Pizza & Pasta German Cakes & Pies Torrox Costa / Paseo Maritimo, Ferrara, Calle Salitre, 906

Tel: 951 237 876

Opening Hours 12.00 - 23.00 EVERY DAY


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Funny Facebook Messages The things people tell the world.... In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31. I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :) GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything. I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :) A husband is someone who, after taking the rubbish out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said. The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams or are in love.

El Peñoncillo, Torrox Costa Daily Large selection of Tapas - €1 Glass of wine - €0.90 Glass of beer - €1

Friday evenings Fish ‘n’ Chip night

(Free bottle of wine with every 2 meals)

Saturday nights Steak night - Buy 1 for 12€ Get the second for 6€ Traditional Sunday Lunch Every Sunday 1pm - 4pm Only €10.50 - 3 courses To reserve call: 952 96 76 55 Opening hours - 10am - 11pm (Closed Mondays) Kitchen open all day

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :) If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :) I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :) Try to say the letter M without your lips touching. I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :) I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)


Cafe - Bar “Serving a selection of new dishes and of course, Fresh Fish! Attractive prices”

Fresh Cod & Chips available everyday just 8€ Special Offer! Delicious Lobster 500gr. - only 18€ C/Marquita 3, Paseo Puerta del Mar, Almuñecar Tel: 958 630 245 / 629 882 696 You can find us near the old Post Office, in front of the entrance to the underground car park. Closed Wednesdays

Hea th er Ga il H ar ma n b .a ho ns Member of the portrait society of America Member of the five top pastel art societies Award winning British tutor

Explore your artistic creativity in 2013!

Heather welcomes new enrollees for her ever popular drawing and painting classes - now in their fourth year in Spain. Whether a total beginner or a returner to painting, call Heather for further details

Next Portrait Day - April

Lake Viñuela - Mondays & Fridays Torre del Mar - Thursdays For further details call Heather Tel: 628 306 371


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Clear-view Glass Curtains

Covering The Axarquia and surrounding area since 2003 BOGOF (buy one get one FREE) on Glass Curtains!! This OFFER won’t last and is based on the first 10 orders. So hurry book your FREE no obligation quotation NOW!

Mr. & Mrs. Goddard, Arenas

Windows Mosquito Screens Solar Film

Glass Balustrade

Pool Fencing

OTHER SERVICES

Pool Surrounds Conservatories Repairs to all glazing products

Call: 645 066 502 Email: info@clearview-axarquia.com www.clearview-axarquia.com


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Who Loves Who?! Look at this picture carefully, what do you see?

Everyone sees the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck. Then look carefully again……It is actually the reverse! It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking. Yes, it is true... look at the guy’s neck… he is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him. Can you see both versions now?

MaderEiNa s.L.

100% Damp Proofing solutions Welcome to MAdeREINA S.L. we are specialists in preventing and repairing damages from mould, moisture and water leakage by deep-impregnation of surfaces like cement, concrete, bricks tiles etc.

Our high-efficient, 100% ecological and non-toxic LiFE LastiNg products give a permanent protection and it leaves a water repellent surface. For Roofs, Walls, Bathrooms, Swimming Pools, Terraces & Foundations. The most effective product on the market and considerably cheaper Saves up to 35% - 50% on energy bills 10 year guarantee and the treatment lasts a lifetime!

For a Free Quotation Call: 958 069 967 / 677 473 487 Or email us on: info@madereina.com More info on: www.madereina.com


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Record Breakers Amazing and true Longest time with a nail in the head: Robin Hanshaw of Stoke Poges, Bucks, had a oneinch rusty nail stuck between his ear and eye for 22 years. Heaviest vehicle pulled over 100ft: Derek Boyer of Australia pulled a 30.68 tonne trucktrailer combination 30.5 metres. Highest shallow drive: Danny Higginbottom of Louisiana dived 8.90m into 30cm of water. Breath held voluntarily: The USA’s Robert Foster held his breath for 13 minutes 42.5 seconds in 1959. Most compulsive swallower: In 1927, a Canadian woman had 2,533 objects removed from her stomach, including 947 pins. Most lightning strikes survived: Roy C Sullivan from Virginia, USA, was struck for the seventh time in 1977.

Most pierced man: Luis Antonio Aguero from Cuba has 230 piercings. Most children delivered: American Bobby McCaughey had seven delivered by Caesarean in 1997. Largest bubblegum blown: Chad Fell (USA) blew a bubblegum bubble with a diameter of 50.8cm (20in) without using his hands at the Double Springs High School, Winston County, Alabama, USA on 24 April 2004. Largest pizza base spun in 2 minutes: Tony Gemignani (USA), spun 500g (17.6oz) of dough for two minutes to form a pizza base measuring 84.33cm (33.2in) wide at the Mall of America in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, on 20 April 2006. The longest tongue on a dog: Measures 11.43cm (4.5in) and belongs to Puggy, a male Pekingese owned by Becky Stanford (both United States). Puggy was 9 years old when his tongue was measured.


Serenity

Aromatherapy, Swedish Massage, Hot Stone Therapy, Spray Tanning, Facials, Mobile Service

aUtOCOOL Fully Mobile Service

Enjoy a relaxing Massage or a Fabulous Spray Tan in the comfort of your home Spray Tans - Normally 20€ April Offer only 15€ Teri Spears-Ball Qualified Massage Therapist Diplomas: The Carlton Inst. tspears0901@aol.com Tel: +34 662 466 249 +44 7826 485310

English Dental Technician 30 years experience Fully Qualified Denture Repairs Adjustments / Duplications Based in Torrox Pueblo We can visit if needed Call Graham for confidential advice on any denture problem on: 952 539 219 / 622 719 640

CAR BOOT SALE OLD & NEW

“BARGAINS GALORE”

specialising in car air-con system service and repair. We also refurbish sun damaged headlights. Call now for a quote: 951 321446 or 616 264067 www.autocoolspain.com

DENtist Dr Bakri

*Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

Emergencies: 678 974 892 rEstaUraNtE asiatiCO

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Opening Hours 12pm - 4pm 6.30pm - 12am

1st Sunday of every month

Restaurant El Pantano 9.30am - 1.30pm

(On the A356 towards Colmenar, overlooking the lake)

Call: 657 399 995 / 619 471 301

Painter & Decorator *Qualified Tradesman *Over 35 years experience *All aspects of the trade covered *Reasonable Rates *References Supplied

628 653 676

Torrox Costa Tel: 952 53 20 12

avda. andalucia, 35, algarrobo Costa tel: 952 551 439 Mob: 673 160 208

MENU DEL Dia 5.90€ 6.90€ EvENiNgs


avda. andalucia, 119, torre del Mar tel: 952 967 923


Please mention The Sentinella Axarquia Property Services Property Cleaning Changeovers Meet and Greet Pool Cleaning Welcome Packs

For an Affordable, Efficient, Reliable, Quality Service, with 5 years experience in the Axarquia, contact us for a Price List

662 466 249 / +44 7826 485310 tspears0901@aol.com

*Pilates

Colmenar (Classes in Colmenar & Puente don manuel)

low impact aerobics *Circuit training - freeweights *Personal training - one to one or groups Contact: Carol 659 295 346 email: bodynsoul@hotmail.co.uk

Making your life in spain easier

If you need HELP with problems in Spain: Translations, Healthcare, Spanish bureaucracy, Banking, Residence, Tradesmen, Learning Spanish, etc. Look no further: www.solutions4xpats.com maria@solutions4xpats.com tel: 952 970 980 / 639 936 988

Chris wright´s Property services specialist in Plumbing, Carpentry, tiling, Electrical, Painting, Decorating & general Building works. From Bespoke handmade kitchens & Bathrooms to Patios & Extensions City & guilds qualified & a time served tradesman. For a professional & reliable service

Call Chris on: (0034) 655 240 957 Legal and Fully insured References available on request

The Light Column Message from the Light: you are Beautiful! “If you are reading this message then I just wanted to tell you that you are a very beautiful person with an incredibly kind, pure and lovely heart. You are worth a million billion zillion times more than you think. Know that the angels are always with you, encouraging you through the times when you feel low. In fact, right now, all the angels in the Universe (and that’s a lot of angels) are sending you their Love and Light, singing you a song of Heart and rejoicing in your presence. They tell me that you are a very special person and that your life path is filled with love, joy and plenty of fruit. Special people deserve special happenings. Are you ready for the Ride of your Light?!” Love always, The Light to buy your copy of the Light, just go to www.thelightnetwork.com/thelight/buy-thebook or order direct from amazon by searching for ‘the Light keidi keating’

Tlfn: (+34) 669 899 065 Email: acecarrental@hotmail.co.uk www.acecarrental.biz

NO HIDDEN COSTS and free delivery/collection to the airport along the coast to Nerja. NOT JUST A MAN WITH A WHITE VAN Well actually he is and the van is white, but there the similarity ends! First class, reliable & competitive service for local removals, collections from IKEA etc. Flat pack assembly service available. Also 2-3 runs every month to UK & returns – full or part loads or just one item accepted. Insured for goods in transit. Call us for a quote on 951 067 758


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Funny Pic :) What is the world coming to?!

TUESDAY MARKET 9.30am - 1.30pm

Come and enjoy a cool relaxing morning at Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa. EASY PARKING Outside courtyard and function room full of fabulous stalls offering something for everyone. Browse at your leisure and enjoy a coffee in the beautiful shadey gardens Take the A-272 turning onto the Velez-Malaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield

Call Anita on: 627 877 164


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656 825 319 24 hOUr EMErgENCiEs

This Space Can Be Yours For Only 20 Euros Per Month CALL: 664 210 468


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Nerja rodeo is available to hire for private parties, functions and events For more info please contact our website www.nerjarodeo.com or Call Alan or Wendy on: 697 276 230 or visit us at Rafters Rastro C/Antonio Millon, Nerja


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rafters rastro – New 2 You Shop. We buy and sell your unwanted household items. We sell a huge variety of goods which are changing every day. Normally we have in stock; a wide range of furniture, lamps, vases, ornaments, general bric a brac, books and good quality second-hand clothes. Contact Alan or Wendy. Clinica veterinaria almijara For all your pets veterinary needs, services including in clinic consultations, X rays, Blood tests, Analysis, Teeth cleaning, Surgery and home visits. 24 hour emergency service- 656 825 319. English, Spanish, German, French and Czech speaking. Dog & Cat Grooming. Stockiest for Specific, Royal Canin and other brand names for dog and cat food. Website: veterinariosnerjamalaga.com. Open Monday-Friday 10.00-13.30, 17.30-20.30, Saturday 10.0013.30.You can call the Clinic on 95 252 1507 for further information. Olas - Happy Easter from the OLAS Team. April starts with a Champions League week, we are following Malaga on the 3rd and will be taking a coach to the game. Tickets are available from the stadium or online. It's always been a great evening. The 6th rrings a great day of football and The Grand National. Come and get involved in the sweepstake. We will have our charity quiz on the 6th so come in and book a team, great prizes, so a great day all round. The 9th/10th 2nd leg champions league quarter finals. The Masters golf starts 11th - 15th The F.A Cup semi finals will take place on the 13th and 14th. The Chinese Grand prix on the 14th. The 21st as well as a busy footy weekend the Bahrain Grand Prix and always fun to watch the London Marathon. The 23rd April is St George's Day, we will have our usual good old English day with lots of things going on. Also for our elected charities, Help For Heros and The Bobby Moore Fund our friend Mike Nelson will be having his head shaved, so come and join in the fun. The 23rd is also the 1st leg of the champ league semi final with 2nd leg on the last day of the month. The final weekend brings a full football programme and lastly thanks for your support and look forward to seeing you down on the beach in the summer It starts now x Nerja rodeo. Ever wanted to have a go at trying to ride a Rodeo? Well now you can, based outside Rafters Rastro in C/Antonio Milon, Nerja. Available to hire for private parties, functions and events. Call 697 276 230 Mobile English hairdresser in the Nerja area and along the coast. Reliable, affordable and professional styling for all ages. Also a beautician offering mobile services such as nails, spray tans, hair extensions and also a specialist in Wedding hair and makeup. Call 0034 680 740 545 to find out more or to make an appointment. Special offer for April book 2 spray tans and get the 3rd half price. Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment.


If your car needs repairing or you want to have is spray painted, visit Arturo at artucolor for the best price and service. Artucolor is a general mechanics workshop offering car body repairs and body painting. Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices - a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments and prices as well as directions to and pictures of the clinic. Open Monday - Friday 10am - 5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish / Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French and Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

Opening hours: Mon - Fri: 10am - 8.30pm Sat: 10am - 2pm Tel: 952 521 401 Emergencies 24 hours: 603 708 457 C/Chaparil, 3 NERJA

Come and see Glenn and Carlos at the Big garage. With more than 50 years experience as mechanics speaking English, Spanish, German and Dutch. They repair and service all makes of vehicles including 4x -4’s. Steel aluminium welding. Also long term car storage available. They are easy to find - leave the motorway exit and turn right down toward Nerja. Turn right just before Lidl and you will see our green door as you drive a short way into the industrial estate. New to the Costa del Sol is the Classic Car Club Nerja. We are having our first Annual Meeting on 10th April at 1pm in the Cosmopolitan Restaurant Burriana Beach Nerja. It is an open meeting so anyone interested in Classic cars is welcome. We will be electing board of directors on that day. For further information or to find out more about membership details call 610 101 456 or email: arnovanleeuwen@yahoo.es Have you been to Chique Bar on Calle Chaparil? Not only do they have a great selection of beers Mahou, Victoria, John Smith, Guinness and Crabbies to name a few. Cocktails from only 3.50€. They also serve serve tapas, wraps, toasted sandwiches, jacket potatoes and salads and have a wide selection of coffees and teas. Entertainment during April includes lots of fun on Monday 22nd they are having a Gay Ann Summers night so for all you Guys and Gals, come along and have some fun with special entertainment and get some treats for you and your partner. Starts 9pm. Monday 29th is ladies night with Ann Summers again with entertainment, free food and games. Every Friday night is Quiz night with free tapas, maximum four people per team starts at 9pm. Free Pool on Tuesday nights. All major sporting events are shown on TV and there is Wi-Fi and air-conditioning in the bar. Stevie and her team look forward to welcoming you. Clinica veterinaria Nerja Emergency 24 hours 603 708 457, X-ray’s, Ultra sound surgery, hospitalisation, displacements and collection of animals, dog grooming and aesthetics, home delivery service for pet supplies. New Dog training advice and classes available. Open all day from 10.00 – 20.30, Monday-Friday & 10.00 – 14.00 Saturdays. For more information call 952 521 401 or come to the Clinic C/ Chaparil, N0 3, Nerja. Visit ink and Chips on C/Perez. They have all you need for your PC, such as ink cartridges and peripherals as well as laptop and printer sales. They also offer a technical service 365 days a year. starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325


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how can a cancer that was spreading and, according to medical experts required urgent treatment, just disappear within four weeks without medical treatment? This is the question Marion Dias asked her medical professionals but they failed to offer a plausible answer. This led her to document her experience in her book why Did the Cancer Disappear published in 2012. She emphasises the need for each one of us to take more personal responsibility and a robust approach to participation in our healing, health and well-being, regardless of any treatment we choose. It is not about dismissing the experts’ advice but asking pertinent questions and doing your own research to satisfy yourself before you make the choice. She further emphasises the need for treating the mind as well as the body. Although medical science now recognises that the mind and body are connected, as established by the science of psychoneuroimmunology or PNI (as it commonly known), illnesses are still considered and treated only at the level of the physical body. As a certified trainer and practitioner of clinical hypnosis, NLP Time Line Therapy™ and energy healing for more than 16 years, Marion has counselled many cancer patients -- usually to help them deal with the side effects of the treatment, pain control, fears/anxieties, boosting the immune function and helping to maintain a positive focus. When Marion was diagnosed with cancer of the endometrium in 2006, she was concerned by the prospect of having conventional treatment -- the only treatment available to her. Having carefully researched the success of such treatments (chemotherapy and radiation treatment), she chose instead to treat herself using her own therapeutic skills and made several lifestyle changes in all areas of her life. Over the ensuing months, she managed to

stop all the symptoms. However, some seven months later, when the doctors insisted that the cancer had spread and her life was at risk unless she had urgent treatment, she was per-suaded to undergo major surgery within four weeks of the second diagnosis. She continued with her clinical hypnosis and energy healing in her determination to get well. Marion subsequently discovered that the biopsies on the matter removed as a result of surgery (ie a total hysterectomy and 16 lymph nodes) failed to show any residue of cancer. The cancer that was spreading just four weeks before surgery had totally disappeared without any medical intervention. Over two years, she sought explanations from her medical professional as to how a cancer they had insisted was spreading could just disappear, but they were unable to provide a plausible explanation. “Why Did the Cancer Disappear” by Marion Dias BSc (Hons) Clinical Hypnosis is available from Amazon or Smiff’s bookshop Nerja. Marion has remained free from cancer ever since and subsequently changed the way she worked. She now offers several workshops and retreats in personal development to promote health and well-being. The emphasis is on being well and enjoying life. She is passionate about helping people to help themselves by sharing her experience, and teaching skills, processes and coping strategies drawn from some of the most powerful tools and techniques and healing processes available today. These include an awareness of the science of mind- body medicine or psycho-neuro-immunology or PNI as it is commonly known. Brief details of the workshops are on the page opposite. For full details of workshops and retreats email: marion@hypno-therapeutiqes.co.uk www.hypno-therapeutiques.co.uk


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Venue - Nerja Self - Hypnosis Workshop 13th April Learn a powerful tool that would enable you to: for example, relax your mind and body, manage stress and emotional disturbance, boost confidence and break unwanted habits.

“Get a Life”-(That you Do want) seminar/workshop 10th - 12th May Enable you to understand yourself better, heal up the past, design your future and live in the present. Understand how your word and thoughts create your reality.

Mind – Body Communication and Well-Being 1st - 2nd June Learn about the mind / body connection and how they communicate with each other and how that affects your health and well-being. Learn about the latest thinking on psycho—neuro--immunology (mind, body & immune system) so that you can take more control over your thoughts & emotions, to remain healthy and enjoy life. (inc. stress management).

Hawaiian Huna (energy healing) Workshop 28th, 29th & 30th June Learn about the wisdom of the ancient Hawaiians, their code of forgiveness, gratitude, respect & aloha and how you can apply it to living in the modern times. Experience powerful healing processes. On Day 3, you also have the option of initiation into four of the Huna symbols which you can use to heal yourself. Experience an energy session.

“Tools Of Transformation” Retreat” 21st -27th September (The Ultimate self-empowerment and self-healing workshop-residential) Everything we experience in our lives is down to the way we perceive ourselves and our world and the meaning we give to what we perceive. At ‘Tools Of Transformation’ you get the opportunity to re-evaluate your life, learn how to remove blockages and make the changes you desire to experience, as well as learning new strategies to be the best you can be. You will learn how everything we do, have an impact at every level of our mind, body and soul and on ‘Tools of Transformation’ we work on all three levels. ‘Tools Of Transformation’ is restricted to 6-8 people so that more attention can be given to the needs of those attending. You will find it both transformational as well as very enjoyable.

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Recipe Of The Month Salmon Brioche Herb Crust & creamy leeks These salmon fillets, served on a bed of creamy leeks, make a delicious meal for entertaining or a family supper. If you can't find brioche, use white bread instead. 50g/2oz butter 2 small brioche rolls or 75g/3oz brioche loaf 2 tbsp chopped parsley 1 tbsp chopped fresh thyme 4 salmon fillets weighing about 175g/6oz 700g/1 ½ lbs leeks, finely chopped 2 tbsp white wine 200g tub half fat crème fraiche 1 tsp wholegrain mustard 1 lime Method 1. Melt half the butter. Place the brioche in a food processor with the herbs and whiz into rough crumbs. Add the melted butter and whiz for a further 30 seconds.

2. Press the mixture on the top of each salmon fillet. Place the salmon on a greased baking sheet and cook at Gas 6 200C for 7-8 minutes or until cooked through. 3. Meanwhile, melt the remaining butter in a large saucepan and add the leeks. Fry for about 10 minutes stirring occasionally. Add the wine, bring to the boil and then bubble to reduce the liquid. Stir in the crème fraiche and mustard. Divide the leek mixture between 4 serving plates and top with the salmon steaks. Squeeze the lime juice over before serving.


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Where you are Number ONE Not one of a number Puente don Manuel Our Greetings cards have been re-vamped and we now have an extended selection on view. We have just taken delivery of a good range of Sun Tan lotion products at reasonable prices. You can top up your mobile phone with us, Spanish and International, together with phone cards. We have new offers arriving every week. You can still renew your Passports with us. Don’t forget we have daily UK Newspapers and Magazines. Our postal service is First Class. Free Raffle still running each week. The winner gets 50₏ to spend in the shop. the Parcel Force to be reckoned with Sending or Collecting items from UK or Europe

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How valuable is the penny you found laying on the ground? If it takes just a second to pick it up a person could make £36.00 per hour just picking up pennies. Human thighbones are as strong as concrete. Human blood travels 60,000 miles per day on its journey through the arteries, arterioles and capillaries and back through the venules and veins. Husbands and wives in India who desire children whisper their wish to the ear of a sacred cow. Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. Didn’t you just want to know all of that!


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A Page For The Doggies! Welcome to our new feature bought to us by Tina from Happy Hounds. DOG EDUCATION This is NOT dog training ─ it’s dog education. There is a difference, and this should begin the moment you get your puppy or dog of any age. A weekly trip to your dog training group will help to socialise your dog which is important, but education begins at home. Puppies are so sweet and easy to spoil, and a rescue dog with a bad start in life might also make you feel that it needs lots of love and pampering, but too much of this and soon your dog will get very bored with you, stop listening and doing what you tell it; it will see you as a soft touch! You can love your dog and educate it as well; the way is simple but as an owner, you have to be disciplined. Some people say dogs need routine. I totally disagree with this, and anyone who has got a dog will tell you, they can tell the time. They know when it’s time for walks and food and they come and tell you. Guess what? You take them out or you feed them, so ask yourself who’s in control? To educate a dog is to teach it you are in control of everything. Dogs should have their own beds to sleep on but you should have control over where they sleep; try moving their beds. Do not walk or feed your dog at the same time every day. This might be hard if you have a routine, but make it wait ─ if only for 10 minutes. Go and do something else first so the decision and when you do it is yours not the dog’s. You should be able to touch the dog’s food, take it away and give it back. The same applies with toys. They belong to you ─ not the dog. Do not let it have the toys all the time; take them away, give them back when you want it to play with them, but never get into a tug of war with your dog. You will lose, and you should never play a game the dog can win. Never give freebies! You can give your dog a treat but never let it have it for free. Call your dog, or make it sit or lie down. Why would your dog want to do anything for you if it can get a treat for free? Then there’s affection. Your normal response when your dog comes to you is to touch it. That’s what it wants, so STOP. Ignore your dog when it comes to you for attention; wait until it

is not near you, then call it to you and give it fuss. Then say, “OK, enough,” and stop. Educating your dog with a few simple changes to the way you treat it will make it see you as a leader: in control, someone it respects. Always remember you are dealing with a pack animal descended from wolves and you need to become the dog’s human Alpha. Training your dog to come, sit and other important commands is much easier if it feels you are the boss. A dominant dog who thinks its owner is weak will become more dominant. All dogs have a protection instinct, and a sensitive, more insecure dog will become even more insecure because it will feel you are not in control and cannot protect it. Both can lead to dogs doing what they want─ not what you want. This can be the cause of what we call behaviour problems but usually, the dog is just reacting to the way it is treated. Try it! Take the control away from your dog and use it to show him it is you who has control. If you have a topic that you would like covered or a specific question please email Tina on: christina@thesentinella.com

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New Mum in Town - Summer, Summer, Summertime Rewind to last July, and my precious baby was now six months old. She could roll over and she 'recognised' people! She was just amazing and every day was a fabulously new experience thanks to her. I figured I would definitely have a different summer experience to the previous year. Yet there is one thing which hadn't changed...the blimmin belly! Only the year before it was wonderfully cute...this year it was more of the jelly and 'you've just had a baby' variety; doh. Coping with the Spanish summer heat is always a challenge. Throw in a baby and additional 'breastfeeding' hormones and you could call it mission impossible. However, it does keep clothes shopping to a minimum as baby girl is usually only in a nappy (or starkers) at home..and that’s where we are most of the day -- seeking shade! We had started giving Jazmín cereal before bed (a reliable source assured me that it would make her sleep all night) but we had to stop as she was getting a bad tum, and the sleeping at night was worse. So much for reliable sources. I also believe that the heat has something to do with it as I know I eat far less in summer, and baby girl is just a smaller version of me after all. Jazmín would eat when she was ready and in the meantime she had me: the human cow. The present day. It's around 6pm and we are having a baby/mummy reunion on my terrace. I notice that Jazmín is unusually clingy and doesn’t want to be involved, but we all have days like that... We Mummies carry on chatting (about breastfeeding and babies of course) while my baby girl cuddles into me. I am trying to control myself (don't want to seem like an over-anxious new mum), so I give her some paracetamol. She goes to sleep and our guests go home. It's midnight and baby girl is still asleep!! YIKES is she ok? I check her again and see that she is really sweating. This cannot be due to the heat. It just can't. I worriedly check her temperature... please be green... Beepbeepbeep, the thermometer goes mad at me. Jazmín's temperature is 38.8. I shock wake the father again and we rush to Urgencias. She is seen quickly (impressive) and there doesn't seem to be anything seriously wrong. Phew. She is given more meds and we

are sent home...I can't bear to see her so lethargic, so I don't let her go all night. At least she still has her appetite and she doesn't stop suckling. Phew. Morning arrives and I take her straight to the private paediatrician. She seems happier today, yet her face still shows how off-colour she is. He thinks she may have a virus, but it could well be due to teething...apparently. I am prescribed some meds, given instructions and sent home. TEETH! Who would have thought that teeth could cause such trauma! I was instructed (for future reference) that if her temperature reaches 37+ give her paracetamol. If it reaches 39/40, take her to Urgencias. I have never been so worried. Now, I cannot wait to get home and just give my baby girl even more TLC -- if that’s possible! We are going to spend the next couple of days at home with the paddling pool and water toys -- what could be better. Life is goooood (apart from baby girl being ill of course...). More next month. Adios x

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The Good Old Days Why our Great Grandparents were so happy... Have you ever wondered why our great grandparents all had such fond memories of their youth? Well... I'm surprised they remembered anything at all !!! Forget Tums & Tylenol. Forget Aleve & Benedryl. Look at the cool stuff they had back then! a bottle of Bayer's 'heroin'. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children suffering with a strong cough. Coco wine anyone? Metcalf's Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market. Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment. Opium for asthma! At 40% alcohol plus 3 grams of opium per tablet. It didn't cure you... but you didn't care!

Cocaine tablets (1900). All stage actors, singers, teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to 'smooth' the voice. Cocaine Drops for tootchache. Very popular for children in 1885. Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children very happy! Opium for Newborns. I'm sure this would make them sleep well. (Not only the Opium, but also the 46% alcohol)! It's no wonder they were called, "The Good Old Days". From cradle to grave... everyone was STONED!

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Rincon de la Victoria

10 kilometres east of Málaga in the far southwest corner of the Axarquía is the coastal resort of Rincon de la Victoria. Probably best known for its 9 kilometres of beaches and its Caves. It can boast that it has one of only three marine caves known in the world today and the only one of its kind in Europe! Once under the ocean these sea caves formed underwater galleries with gorges and columns known as Cueva del Tresoro. Don´t worry though, to visit the site nowdays you don´t have to put on your scuba diving equipment, the Treasure Cave has emerged above the sea and sits between the towns of La Cala del Moral and Rincon de la Victoria, dug into a hill of limestone from the Jurassic age high above the shore overlooking the Mediterranean. It has 500 metres of tunnels complete with remains of cave paintings, ceramics and

ries of buried treasure, gold and precious stones, as well as tales of gnomes, fairies, mermaids, goblins and elves. If this all sounds inviting, beware the ogres, giants, dragons and cyclops who are also rumoured to inhabit these caves, along with spirits who roam the labyrinthian corridors of rock, searching for the fabulous hidden treasure.

Away from this Jurassic Park and back down to the coast there is a seven mile stretch of promenade (Paseo Marítimo) with many beach bars, restaurants and beautiful sunsets. There is a church in the high street, a huge shopping centre just off the motorway, a golf course called Añoreta Golf, just off the N.340 at km 258 and even an International School, Colegio Rincon Añoreta, just off the road to Macharaviaya. items from the Neolithic stone industry as well as human and animal remains. There are sto-

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Joke Book Out now! Yours truely has put together a joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter.

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Random Jokes An Asian woman goes in to her local ANZ Bank Branch in Melbourne, and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller: - 'Why it change? 'Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get one hunat eighty?' The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly... 'Fluctuations'. The woman starts to walk out, then over her shoulder says... 'Fluc you Aussies too!' ------------------------------------------------------------A man walks into a Hamburger Restaurant and orders a regular meal. After a while, the waitress brings the meal to him. He takes a bite out of the burger and notices a hair in it. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress and demands to see the kitchen. So, the waitress takes him back to where the burgers are prepared and to his shock, he finds the chef taking a meat patty and flatten it under his armpit! “That’s absolutely disgusting!” the man comments. The waitress replies, “That’s nothing, you should see him making doughnuts!”

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Spring Time Things to do with the children in the Spring Take a walk in the sunshine. Blow bubbles outside. Plant a flower garden. Ride bikes. Read a book together outside. Make a simple bird feeder. Play badminton or tennis. Bake a cake. Make a collage of all the things you'd like to do together this season. Make personalised garden stones. Clean and spruce up your outdoor toys. Plant a butterfly garden. Go hiking in the mountains. Play hopscotch. Purchase a hanging plant to display outdoors. Visit a botanical garden. Plant a vegetable garden with some unusual veggies. Have a picnic. Run in the sprinkler on a hot day. Bring an easel outside and let your kids fingerpaint.

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Play it/tag. Make fresh salsa or gazpacho. Visit a nature preserve. Make a wind chime. Have a BBQ. Have a garden party. Whatever you do or make have a lovely, fun Spring time.


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$$$ Share’oscope $$$ Here is Mr. Share with some more share advice! This month Mr. Moneybags has bought 188 J.D. Wetherspoon @ 531p. The pub where you can still get a pint at a good price and where the food is also good value. People will still go out for a drink even when times are hard, which makes them a good punt. Last months share bought ITV at 120p now 130p - Well done Mr Moneybags!!

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Full Name: Nicolas Kim Coppola Birthday: January 7, 1964 age: 49 sign: Capricorn Birthplace: Long Beach, California Marital status: 3rd Marriage Children: Weston Coppola Cage (born December 26, 1990), Kal-El, (named after Superman's birth name) born on October 3, 2005. Occupation: Actor Claim to fame: Makes great action movies Nicolas attended Beverly Hills High School, and aspired to act from an early age. He also attended UCLA School of Theatre, Film and Television. His first non-cinematic acting experience was in a school production of Golden Boy. Because of his family connection to Francis Ford Coppola, and to appear independent, he changed his name early in his career to Nicolas Cage, inspired in part by the Marvel Comics superhero Luke Cage. He tried out for the role of Dallas Winston in his uncle's film The Outsiders, based on S.E. Hinton's novel, but lost to Matt Dillon. Cage has been nominated twice for an Academy Award, winning once for his performance as a suicidal alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas.

million during its opening weekend and over $208 million worldwide Cage is an avid comic book fan, and auctioned a collection of 400 vintage comics through Heritage Auctions for over $1.6 million in 2002. In 2007, he created a comic book with his son Weston, called Voodoo Child, which was published by Virgin Comics. The divorce proceedings between Nicolas and Lisa Marie Preley lasted longer than their marriage. The divorce proceedings between Nicolas and Lisa Marie Preley lasted longer than their marriage. He once owned the medieval castle of SchlossNeidstein in the Oberpfalz region in Germany, which he bought in 2006 and sold in 2009 for $2.5 million. In 2007, he purchased Midford Castle, Somerset. Faced with multi-million lawsuits from the Internal Revenue Service over allegedly unpaid taxes, Nicolas filed a $20 million lawsuit in 2009 against his business manager, Samuel J. Levin, alleging negligence and fraud. On April 15, 2011, Cage was arrested in New Orleans in the city's famed French Quarter district for suspicion of domestic abuse battery, but the c h a r g e s against him were subseq u e n t l y dropped.


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Tuesday 23rd April St.George’s Day Choice of 3 Starters, Mains and Desserts with a glass of wine of beer including Entertainment - 8€ from 1pm

Saturday 6th April DINNER DANCE Live Music with “Keith”singing and playing all your favourite songs!! Choice of 3 Starters, Mains and Desserts with a glass of wine or beer 10€ per person Bookings advisable or just come along, have a drink and enjoy the music!

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Tour Of Andalucia Last month, some 130 professional cyclists passed through our region. My wife and daughter went with me to Benamargosa to catch this event. We decided as they would be coming over the bridge and taking on the Cat 1 climb to Cutar/El Borge, that the best option for a great photo would be close to the bridge. As my daughter prepared herself to take a photo of the cyclists we did not realise that they would be going so fast ─ the Peloton was chasing the two guys who were almost three minutes ahead! WOOOOOOOOOSH! What gets you is the sound, the colour and the speed. I might be able to do this climb in 35/40mins; they will do it in less than 20. The tyres rumble as the riders fly by with just centimetres between them.

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The colours are extraordinary ─ we saw Team Astana in their vibrant torquoise blue shirts leading the Peloton, with Team Movistar in their dark blue. Valverde, the overall winner, stood out in the lead in his red shirt, while the Basque team, Euskaltel Euskadi, followed in bright orange. These slim, fit guys are machines, flying up the mountain at nearly 30kph. It was a pleasure to see them in action. Then the last man passed, obviously feeling how I normally do; we felt his pain, especially as he had another 35km and two more mountains to climb before he finished. Here's to the next race! Mario Reid, Los Romanes

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If you like your films scary then this is definitely one to see! Mama is a story that delves into the pained soul of a mother who never got over the death of her infant.

The children are often found talking to an invisible entity whom they call ‘Mama.’ And it’s Mama who scares the pants off the viewer, scene after scene. Star Rating: ****/*****

A disturbed young man, affected by the financial crisis of 2008, shoots his wife and escapes into the forest with his two daughters — threeyear-old Victoria and toddler Lilly. The man (Jeffrey) plans to kill his children and commit suicide. However, at a particularly apt moment, a strange creature emerges from the shadows and kills him. Five years pass by and Jeffrey’s brother Lucas sends out a search party, which finds the girls. But by this time the two girls are more like an-

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LT Construction Patios

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The outdoor patio of your home provides comfort and extends the floor space of all gardens. Whilst adding to the aesthetics of your garden, patios also create ambience and add value to any property.

At LT Construction, we encourage you to view the patio as an adjustable element of your garden that demands a creative approach. We can help you design a patio space that is divided up intelligently, using various elements such as raised beds, sunken beds and planting, etc. You can then escape the traditional blandness of the flat and generic patio which is commonly built.

There are many aspects to patio design and you should carefully decide in advance how to arrange the patio and its additional features. Consideration should be given to the positioning of elements such as the barbeque, lighting, seating and dining areas, as well as the pergola and raised or sunken flowerbeds, for example. The materials used in the patio should mirror or complement the materials used in the home. Continuity from interior to exterior spaces can be achieved with material links such as: bricks,

If you are looking for a fresh approach and feel that your old patio requires a little inspiration, we are the people to help. Visit our website at www.ltconstruction.es to see examples of patio design or contact Lee Talbot on 695 324 586 for your free consultation.


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The word crimson has been recorded in English since 1400, and its earlier forms include cremesin, crymysyn and cramoysin (cf. a cramoisy, crimson cloth). These were adapted via Old Spanish from the Medieval Latin cremesinus (also kermesinus or carmesinus), derived from the Kermes. The Crimson Sunbird is the national bird of Singapore.

The colour was very common for casual clothing in ancient Roman culture; they called the colour purple.

The King's Royal Hussars still wear crimson trousers as successors to the 11th Hussars (the "Cherrypickers").

Crimson (NR4) is produced using the dried bodies of the kermes insect, which were gathered commercially in Mediterranean countries, where they live on the Kermes oak, and sold

Rhubarb is sometimes poetically referred to as crimson stalk. The national colour of Nepal is crimson.

“The Cool Dude” is BACK!!

The coolest man on the Costa!!! Doing his utmost to keep you cool

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Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. 682 502 870 Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Bingo Quiz night with a difference. Quiz mixed with Bingo!! from 8.30pm with cash prizes. Now hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call 952544362 Every Wednesday - learn to draw and paint. Art classes at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake! Details see main advert below. Every Thursday - Arts & Crafts class at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa 11am-1pm Lively informal group cov-

ering a huge range of arts and crafts. 11am-1pm refreshments included, 10€. See main advert below for contact details. Every Friday Chiringuito Antonio Market, 10am 1.30pm Puente don Manuel. Nerja History Group meets the first Friday of each month at the Cultural Centre, Calle Granada, Nerja at 11.30. For more information, contact Jill Christian-Smith on: 952 538 526 664 760 405 Oct 12 Vinuela Ecological Farmers Market Opp. the Pharmacy. 1st & 3rd Sat each month. 10.30-14.30. Fresh Handmade organic produce. Fruit & Veg, Cakes, Chutney & Jams, Sweets, Tarts, Bread, Pasta & Fresh Sauces, Mustards, Olive Pate, Natural Soap, Fertilizer, etc. Every Friday La Vaqueria Supper Club. From 7pm enjoy a two course vegetarian meal with great company and lively chat! Reservations 952 517 273 Every first Tueday of the month CRC - Clothing recycling Club meets at La Vaqueria, Benamargosa. Bring clothes and exchange for new, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! 11am-12midday at La Vaqueria Benamargosa. POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big now. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Opening hours: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. Calle Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between the Parador and Hotel Villa Flamenca). CardioDance: Learn to Salsa, Cha Cha, Swing, Hustle. Dance Classes: Also includes Rumba, Sal Cha & Choreographed Routines Keep Fit Classes with or without weights.Your Heart, Your Life, Your Choice. Almeria to Estepona. Hugh Grant 606086300 hughgrant@tiscali.co.uk Come Dancing for Cudeca. Next dance is on April 13th at El Trapiche 7.00 for 7.30pm. 50/50 social dance with something for everyone including a couple of Scottish reels. Cost 10€ to include supper of chicken, fish or roast pork. All money from our raffle goes to the Cudeca hospice in Benelmadena. Over 7,000€ raised so far. For more info call Joyce on 699 156 471 or email jjmunns@gmail.com The Little Weed Allotment Group, near La Noria in Nerja, for growing your own vegetables. For more info, call Ted on 637 005 423 or e-mail: littleweedallotments@gmail.com


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Dates For The Diary (Continued) Trapiche Social Club meets every Wednesday at 12 noon until 2pm at the Trapiche Restaurant, just off the A56 Velez to Vinuela. The first Wednesday in the month is our regular lunch meeting when we enjoy a 3 course lunch with wine, casera and water for just €8.50. April 12th we have planned a trip to the San Miguel brewery for a guided tour of the site and explanation of the skills of the modern brewer. A little history of The Brewery in Spain and a comprehensive sampling of all the products. And if we are very well behaved maybe a goody bag!! Lots more trips and things to come so do come and visit us on Wednesdays and do keep an eye on the notices in the paper. We are taking bookings for a Cadiz & Jerez trip in September 2 nights 3 days it’s €185 per person your booking is secured with a €10 deposit for members and non-members a €20 deposit. To help the finances payment can be made monthly at the club on a Wednesday between 12.00 & 2.00 where all details are on the notice board. We are also organising a Cordoba patios trip on Friday 10th May which is €12 per person there is a lot of interest in this trip so don't miss out. The patios are quite spectacular with the most beautiful displays of flowers. All details of activities and trips are on the notice board at the club on a Wednesday between 12.00 & 2.00.or call the bookings line 680 764 130 for details. RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe RBL - Nerja We have regular lunches on the 1st Friday of each month at “La Pena Parda “restaurant in La Herradura and at Al Andalus hotel in Maro on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Non members are most welcome and should contact Marilyn on 952526423 (adamsnerja@yahoo.com) or Dave on 654085811 (dgdeepblue@gmail.com) to book, also anyone in-

terested in joining the Legion. Mitch Frances’ musical events in April: Saturday 6th: The Elderly Brothers perform at the Museo del Vino in Competa. To reserve a table call 952 552314. 27th: The Elderly Brothers perform at the Museo del Vino in Competa. To reserve a table call 952 552314. Wednesday 10th: Open Music Session at the Teteria Hierbabuena in Competa. To reserve a table call 639 263310/610 742953. Thursday 25th: Open Music Session at the Alberdini in Competa. To reserve a table call 952 516294. The next meeting of the FHT Axarquia Therapist’s Support Group will be held on Wed May 29th at 7.30pm in the Camping Bar Restaurant, Vinuela when Jenny Wright will talk about Reiki and the chakras. Further information will be in the The Sentinella May edition. Another Healing Fair is being organised by some of the members of the group for autumn and this will be announced very soon. More information can be obtained on 633 759 988 or email: jennywright04@gmail.com Quiz nights to raise money for APARIV, Animal Protection Society with Prizes, Raffles and Food April 12th Available at Los Morenos Restaurant in Rincon de la Victoria at 8pm. For further information call Stephen 952 514671, April 19 Prizes, Raffles and Food Avaiable at Bar Viva in Torre del Mar 8pm. For further information call Stephen 952 514671. Costa Animal Society (CAS) Events April Tue 9th Quiz Night at Punta Lara Bar (formerly the MT Bar), Punta Lara, Nerja. Quiz starts 8.30pm. Food available. Entrance 3€. Book with Mark or Jamie on 635 369 673. 9th Quiz Night at Hotel Villa Flamenca, Nerja. Quiz starts 9.00pm. Tickets 3€. 19th Tea Dance at Hotel Villa Flamenca, Nerja, hosted by local dance teachers Jennifer and Eric Joules. Starts 3.00pm. Tickets 10€, includes afternoon tea, from CAS office (95 252 3607).

helping animals in your area C.a.s. NEED MOrE hELPErs!! If you can help us please contact Wendy: 952 037 095 or Vera: 952 529 670 We would love to talk to you


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Royal British Legion Torre del Mar April Events 15th Trip to Ronda & includes lunch, 23rd St. Georges Day, evening meal with light entertainment, 29th Adrian's Quiz night, Monthly lunch. We meet every Wednesday at La Vega Rest. Torre Del Mar 12-1:130 Tel: 663 658 354 www.rbl-torredelmar.org.uk rbl-tdm@hotmail.com RBL - Los Romanes Branch We now meet on a Monday from 12-2.00pm in the Garden Restaurant, La Vinuela. We are a small branch with a big heart and welcome all. You do not have to be an ex member of the armed forces to either join or visit. Our aim is to have fun whilst making money for the RBL poppy appeal. Information can be obtained from our website www.RBL-Losromanes.org.uk or Margaret Branch Sec. 951066079 Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”,(Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Open Mon-Fri 10.00am to 1.00pm and 3.00pm to 6.00pm. Daily events in the centre Mon-Fri Spanish courses. Mon – Computer Know How. Half Orange (Widows/Widowers/Singles) Group. German Coffee. Tues – Musical Appreciation. Wed – Art Group, ´Spanglish´. Thur – Computer Know How. Fri - Regular Coffee Morninglibrary, boutique, bric-a-brac, books, preserves and videos for sale. Mobility Equipment Available: Wheelchairs, crutches, walkers, child car seat and many other mobility aid for rent at very reasonable rates.Coming events and excursions Tues 9th – Mexican evening. Please come and join friends at the centre in a Mexican Fiesta, feast on delicious Guacamole, Chilli con Carne, Tortillas and much more, a raffle and all to a backdrop of Guitar Music. Ticket price 10€ includes food and one drink. Time 7.00pm for 7.30pm. Wed 24th & Thurs 25th – Jerez de la Frontera. Please come and join the friends of Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar and Fuengirola on an overnight coach excursion to the city of Jerez de la Frontera, which is situated in the province of Cadiz between the sea and the mountains. Jerez is known

as the capital for the production of sherry and wine and on the first day there will be an informed tour of the famous Tio - Pepe Bodega, founded in 1835, whose cellars hold over 45 million litres of Sherry and Brandy, some of which the friends will have an opportunity to sample. Dinner will be taken in the hotel. 2nd day, there will be a visit to the famous Royal Andalusian School of Equestrian Art, situated in the Recro de las Caderas. There, friends will see the famous horse show, an equestrian ballet accompanied by Spanish music, the riders wearing 18th century costumes. There will also be free time, an opportunity to may be see the Alcazar, a Moorish fortress, the Cathedral, Clock Museum and admire the architecture of many of the cities beautiful ancient buildings, or stay in the grounds of the Equestrian School and visit the Palace and 2 museums, entrance fees to any of these are not included in the price of the excursion. The overnight accommodation is in the 4* Hotel Guadalete, situated close to the Equestrian School and centrally located. The price includes coach transport, insurance, entrance fees, half board accommodation in a double room, there will be a single supplement. Departure times Viñuela 7.00am, Algarrobo 7.30am, Caleta 7.35am, Torre Coach Station 7.45am and Fuengirola Market and Feria Ground 8.45am. Departure from Jerez 5.00pm. For further information please contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334/ 952 540 432, e-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org U3A El Morche Association We have a friendly membership, all interested in sharing knowledge, skills and experiences with each other. Groups of members meet regularly to share and enjoy each other's company whilst being involved in interesting and fun activities. We currently have 17 groups, each with it's own group leader. The frequency of meetings varies from group to group, some weekly, some every two weeks and others monthly. The activities offered at the moment are singing for pleasure, walking, book club, petanque, discussion, painting (watercolour, pastels, oils and acrylic), Oil painting, Mah Jong, Spanish conversation, board and card games, photography, table tennis, art appreciation, Spanish history, meditation, quizzes and Spanish Sevillana dancing. Full details can be seen on our website www.u3aelmorche.wordpress.com where you will also find a “Contact Us” tab, membership details and how to join. We look forward to hearing from you!

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What’s O n? The "El Valle Asociacion" Based around the Lake Vinuela & surrounding areas. Meets on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm at the Camping Bar on the side of Lake Vinuela (A356). The club organises events,trips and social functions. For further details and timings check the web site. www.elvalle.org. Lake Vinuela Social Club We meet on the 1st Thursday of the month from 12 noon until (approx) 2.30pm followed by lunch at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel to enjoy social activities and meet like minded friends. We regularly have a quiz, open the box, bingo and a guest speaker. Our aim is to enjoy ourselves and raise money for local and international charities. For further details please contact 676 772 693 or email lake.vinuela@yahoo.co.uk Shortmat Bowls in Nerja have relocated to the lower salon of Villa Flamenca Hotel, C/Andalucia, Nerja. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Come and Learn to Dance Ballroom & Latin American Dancing (11 different dances). *New beginners class 8.30-10.30pm (class and practise)*. Improvers, Intermediate classes and private lessons from 7pm or, just come and dance on a large floor 9.0010.30pm. Qualified, v.experienced, patient teachers. Have fun learning or improving! Bar & friendly people. Partner not necessary. Cafeteria Avenida (near Police Station & petrol station) For more info call Eric and Jennifer 95 252 3599 (The Nerja Dance Club) Local artist Margaret Riordan has two small Art Exhibitions currently running until spring 2013, one in cafÊ bar Sands & C near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa, open 12 noon until late every day (Not Thurs) and another exhibition at Bar Choto Playa at Penoncillo beach, Torrox Costa, (Not Tues). She is a selftaught artist (retired secretary) Was born in Bristol, England, and has been painting and drawing all her life. She has entered many competitions with success at local and national level and over 300 of her works have been sold throughout the UK, Europe and North America. Call 952 539 839 Benajarafe International Social Club meet every Monday at 2.30pm at the Esperanza Cafe/Restau-

rant which is on the coast road at Km 261 in Benajarafe. We are a registered charity raising funds for H4H and another charity of the member's choice. For further details contact Heather on 634979565. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com The latest exhibition by members of Axarquia Art will take place at La Casa de la Cultura, Frigiliana from 6th to 27th April. An opening reception is being held on Saturday April 6th at 4.00pm to which members of the public are invited. The exhibition contains the work of well established members as well as some new to the group and exhibiting for the first time. In keeping with the groups policy, all work on show has never been exhibited with the group before ensuring a new and exciting display. Scruffs at the Pavo Real Saturday 11th May This year Action for Animals is teaming up once again with the Pavo Real on the Torrox-Competa road, to organise their annual Scruffs Dog Show. This year's show will be even bigger and better than last year's, so put the date in your diary and come along and support us. You don't even have to bring a dog to join in the fun. We'll have a tombola, raffle, lucky dip and one or two surprises. If you would like to sponsor a trophy, donate a raffle prize or have a stall on the day please contact Nina on 660 586 040. The event starts at 2pm with registration of dogs at 1pm.


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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-torre see Nerja-Malaga times torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English services at inglesia de san Miquel (St, Michael's Church) every Sunday at 12 noon (except during May) and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel, Chinasol). There is a short service of Holy Communion Wednesday's at 9.30am in the Church Shop, Calle Malaga, Nerja. Details of how to find the churches are also available in the Church Shop. Priest in Charge: Father Geoff Johnston Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 anglican communion. torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952

Local Police : 091 guardia : 062 Fire : 080 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). roman Catholic - torre del Mar - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Saturdays 5pm, (Winter), Saturdays 6pm, (Summer) Starts 8th Sept Com sunday anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Starts 9th Sept Evangelical - torre del Mar Evangelical (Presbyterian Church) meets every Sunday for Worship in English at 11.30am in the Picasso Room, Hotel Torremar, (off Paseo Larios) C/ Saladero Viejo 15 Torre del Mar. All welcome. Minister J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel: 952 532 825 or: www.torredelmarchurch.org torrox Community Church meets at 11.15am on Thursdays for coffee and discussions on current topics. This is an informal church meeting for everyone to join in. At El Ancla, Peñoncillo Beach, a warm welcome awaits you. More info: Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy. Tel.952 532 825 email pastor@torredelmarchurch.com Puente don Manuel - Fellowship of the King, Sunday Worship - 11am. Wednesday Fellowship 3-5pm. Midweek activities - Pilates - Tues midday-1pm, Bridge club tues 2.15-6pm, Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 101.30pm. We meet at Fellowship of the King premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobiliaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 torre del Mar Evangelical Church (Part of the Spanish Evangelical Church in partnership with Presbyterian Church Ireland) Sunday service in English 11.30am. Picasso Room Hotel Torremar off Paseo Larios Torre del Mar Minister Rev. J. Hartsmith Foy Tel 952 532 825 Bank hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. taxis torre: 952 540 016, Nerja: 952 520 537 velez Malaga: 952 540 016, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria & Algarrobo Costa thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe sundays: Malaga Consulates Uk Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Netherlands/Dutch Avda, Palma de Mallorca, 57 Edif. Castillo San Louis, bajo 29620 Torremolinos 952 380 888 germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 telefonica

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) : a h a h s e k o J A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 110 mph, sir.' The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 70, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?' The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.' As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, dammit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £40 fine.' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket' The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.' And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'Why don’t you keep your chuffin mouth shut!!?’ The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?’ 'Only when he's had a few drinks.' ---------------------------------------------------------------A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" “I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded, "Snuff." ------------------------------------------------------------A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.'

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Jokes h a h a :) The Greek Lover, a virile middle aged Greek gentlemen named Steve was relaxing at his favourite bar in Athens when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bed room where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No." Surprised, Steve reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, he smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Steve reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Steve fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear... "No, I Norwegian." ------------------------------------------------------------My wife was watching a cooking show the other day. I said, "What are you watching that for? You can't cook." She replied, "Well, you watch porn." ------------------------------------------------------------A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He has a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old dog.“What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks....

“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the dog is trained to grab his private parts and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog. ------------------------------------------------------------In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old Escort". The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated and the wife has gone off to her mum's. ------------------------------------------------------------Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband! ------------------------------------------------------------Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of Humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession.

Saint Stevie the Scouse section A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'. The Scouser said 'You're bull*******g me!' The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

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1. Which Emperor's name meant little boots? 2. What is Bechaunaland now called? 3. Which artist has a name that means little dyer? 4. In military talk what is The Glass House? 5. Who is the patron saint of shoemakers? 6. What were waitresses in Lyons Corner Shops known as? 7. Which folk groups name means family? 8. Which profession used to be trained at Hamble School? 9. In the New Testament who dropped dead telling a lie? 10. What was Goldfinger's first name?

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1. Three brothers share a family sport: a nonstop marathon. The oldest one is fat and short and trudges slowly on. The middle brother's tall and slim and keeps a steady pace. The youngest runs just like the wind speeding through the race. He's young in years, we let him run, the other brothers say, 'Cause though he's surely number one, he's second, in a way. Who are they? 2. Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?

11. How is Princess Aurora better known?

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Crossword across 1 Fossil fuel (4) 3 instrument for measuring the distance between two points (8) 9 Erasmus? (anag) (7) 10 Long for (5) 11 Dog-like carrion-feeding mammal (5) 12 see 21 Down 14 Egotistic (4,2,7) 17 s american rodent (6) 19 small and delicately worked (5) 22 athenian greek (5) 23 the Orient (3,4) 24 substance that colours metals (8) 25 russian leader (4)

Down 1 Car part (8) 2 Extension of the nave in a church (5) 4 Mutually (usually amicably) accept each other’s argument (5,2,6) 5 Compos mentis (5) 6 Continental grassland of N america (7) 7 vigorous dance (4) 8 (Music) without breaks between notes (6) 13 Nervous, twitchy (8) 15 reduce weight (7) 16 Put to sea (6) 18 Not edited (5) 20 trousers made of strong cotton, usually dyed blue (5) 21,12 Cockneys, broadly (4,6)


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BraND NEw LargE 4 BEDrOOM, tOwNhOUsE 3 bathroom, with garden and garage for sale or rent in Riogordo. €195,000 to buy €550 PCM to rent. More details and photos www.riogordohouse.com. Tel: 676 851 135 email info@riogordohouse.com ExChaNgE OF FLat/hOUsE Interested in exchange of flat/house? Pueblo Andaluz, beautiful, very spacious ground floor (all on one floor) apartment, 104m2, against similar apartment or house in Torrox area. Tel. 952 534 988 twiN rOOM FOr rENt with mature English family in El Morche/Torrox Costa with en-suite. located 30 metres to the beach, economical, very clean. Please call : 617 897 654

VILLA RENT/SALE LOS VADOS

(Near Velez Malaga) 3 double bed, 1 bath villa with 8x4 pool, 800m2 flat plot with fruit trees & fully enclosed grounds, superb condition, fully furnished, great views, central heating, lots of parking. A lovely country house in the beautiful, peaceful, unspoilt countryside and only 15 mins drive to beach

NErJa - Newly renovated house for sale, 3 beds, 2 baths, community pool, parking. 200,000€ NOW REDUCED TO 170,000€ Call: 635 119 078 hOUsE iN thE COUNtry FOr rENt with 4,000m2 plot, 3 bedrrooms, living room with fireplace. Long term available. Excellent views, furnished or unfurnished. Call: 627 140 060 / 620 216 111/ 952 542 329 FLat FOr rENt iN aLgarrOBO-PUEBLO. Second (top) floor, two large bedrooms, new kitchen, bathroom, balcony, air conditioning/heating, telephone and internet available, nicely furnished, easy access and parking. No pets. Call 649 219 467

PrivatE saLE apartment - Bellavista Torrox - Nerja

ONLY 550€ per month OR 239,000€ to buy or make an offer Call: 650 518 393 / 951 167 219

1 bedroom, Lounge/Diner, Bathroom with Shower and Beautiful Mountain views. Shared Swimming pool Fully Furnished

80,000€

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Properties For Sale/Rent/Wanted aPartMENt FOr saLE - EL MOrChE 1 Bed, 1 bath apartment is situated just 2 mins away from the beautiful sandy beach of El Morche. With separate kitchen, balcony, marble floors, communal swimming pool and it comes fully furnished. Ideal starter home or holiday home. NOW 90,000€ Call: 610 976 284 st LUCia, thE MarQUis EstatE, 1-bed luxury apartment for sale, 187,000GBP (currently worth 225,000GBP), development due for completion end 2014, SIPPS secured investment, call 610 976 284 for more details. hOUsE tO LEt iN MEzQUitiLLa, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and separate washroom, entrance hall, 2 terraces, communal pool and garage with 2 parking spaces. Long term, unfurnished. For more info please call 645 223 933

Country House for Rent Los Romanes, Nr Viñuela

Property consists of - main house of 120m2, with large terrace & grapevines. 3/4 bedrooms, large kitchen/diner. Set in its own 1,000m2 of land, with olive, lemon, almond & orange trees. The house is over 100 years old and retains the character of a truly spanish finca. The house comes part furnished. The bathroom/toilet consists of a bath/shower, electric hot water, hand basin etc, with a 5m2 tower above for fantastic views of Comares and La Penya. Second lower level - another terrace with workshop and office/bedroom. Mains elecricity & water, satellite TV & internet available. Long term rental required at 11 month intervals. minimum of 22 months. Price 350€ pcm non inclusive, or 400€ including electricity and water. 2 month deposit required and first month in advance. Email: chicken.paul@hotmail.com Tel: 636 857 697(Paul) English - 660 853 510 (Gabriella) German - 660 505 196 (Garlev) Spanish

sPaCiOUs 2 BED 2 Bath ground floor apartment with views over the courtyard garden to the sea. Lounge 29m2 with patio doors onto the terrace. Fitted kitchen, two double bedrooms, one en-suite. Private parking underneath & only 50mtrs to the beach. Lovely location. 500€ a month + bills furnished or unfurnished. Tel: 628905940 sueanddalewhiting@hotmail.com FOr saLE: DEtaChED OLD COUNtry hOUsE in a lovely hamlet between Comares and Colmenar. 5/6 Beds, 2 Reception, Kitchen and Bathroom. Approx 1000 sq metres of usable land, detached outbuilding, terrace with lovely views to Comares. The house is fully legal, is in excellent condition and had a new roof 2 years ago. Perfectly liveable as it is, but with bags of potential to create a character home or holiday property. Great access directly off the road, this is a real bargain at 110,000€. 662 466 249 or mailto:2/tspears0901@aol.com tO rENt: sPaCiOUs 3 DOUBLE BED/2 BathrOOM Detached House in a lovely hamlet between Colmenar and Comares. Large Lounge/Diner, Kitchen, Ample off road parking, Lovely 1st floor covered terrace with views of Comares. Part Furnished, great access off a short concrete track, walking distance to local bar. 450€ per month. 662 466 249/ tspears0901@aol.com

Seeking Work LOOkiNg FOr wOrk a responsible married couple, Spanish female and English male, all work done to a very high standard. Looking for house sitting, cleaning, International cooking, ironing, child care, elderly care & handy man with car. Non smokers. Please call: Carla 617 897 654 MatUrE British wOMaN seeks employment around Competa area. Cleaning houses, feeding pets etc. Anything considered. I have a house near Competa. Tel: (UK) +447787810438


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Cars For Sale QUaD - goes 220 Purchased new Oct. 2007, Low Mileage. Recent service. 2 seater, fully automatic, top box, ITV to Nov. Offers around 1,200€ tel: 616 695 120 / 616 657 893

vw CaDDy 2.0 sDi 2004, 170,000km

4,200€ o.n.o Call: 651 760 845 sEat iBiza 1.4 Petrol, 5 door. Dark Blue 2001 Spanish LHD. New ITV, New tyres and fully serviced. Air con. Good condition. Only 100k kms. 2,350€

Call: 650 702 258 OPEL astra 1.7 CDti (eco-flex)110 CV, 6 gears, 5 dr,

2009, Met. grey, 1 owner, 67,000kms, Garaged, Alarm, e/w all round, Airbags, a/c,cd-mp3, Guaranteed, perfect condition, service history

10,750€ tel: 654 706 598

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Items for Sale 8Ft.x4Ft.6iN OMEga POOL taBLE, Beech with red cloth, set of spots and strips, 2 cues. Perfect condition. 900€ or nearest offer email: susaninspain@gmail.com POOL COvEr ON rOLLEr 5m x 3m for Sale in Nerja. Good Condition, 400€ Tel: 693 748 499 / 653 948 391 PaLM trEEs aND LOgs FOr saLE, Finca does Mundos KM7, old road Trapiche/Vinuela. Logs cut, but collect yourself 4€ for wheelbarrow load. Dig up your own Palm Tree. Tel: 952 03 06 79 BOxED htC siM FrEE sMart PhONE. Excellent working order. 80€ Email: artspain@mercuryin.es or Call: 650 254 542

Wanted taiL tOrrOx would welcome any donations of clothing, bric-a-brac, furniture for their shops in Avenida El Faro and the shop opposite Mercadona Torrox Costa. Please contact Linda 622652017. i wiLL COLLECt FrEE of charge all your used clothing, bric-a-brac, pots and pans, books, toys, CD´s garden pots, tools, pieces of furniture or anything else you are throwing out whilst you are cleaning. Call me on Tel:- 658 72 92 74 Jacqui

tOyOta graNvia 3L tUrBO DiEsEL, 8 seater, new ITV and Tax, will make good camper, loads of extras incl. T.V. 3,975€ o.n.o Call: 0044 7770972725 (Eng) 678 896 460 (Spanish)

MUst rEhOUsE twO vEry aFFECtiONatE aBaNDONED Cats that I am fostering. Cannot keep due to allergies. Will separate them if needed. Male and female. Contact lapchild@hotmail.com or 622 751 048.

1999 hONDa 750 shaDOw, genuine 7,500 miles from new. Loads of extras, show room condition. ITV’d and Spanish plated. 3,200 o.n.o. Call: 678 896 460

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BOat FOr saLE iN NErJa, Avon S340 RIB, 2 Wheel Trailer + Light Board. Good Condition 1,500€ O.N.O. Tel: 693 748 499 / 653 948 391


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s e p o c s Horo by Juanita Banana of www.AbsoluteAxarquia.com ARIES: March 21-April 20 Partnerships are likely to be under pressure for the first five days of April but, although the cause won´t entirely disappear, things will return to normal shortly. An event of significance, when you least expect anything, brings optimism and happiness.

TAURUS: April 21-May 21

Work figures highly this month, with promotion or new responsibilities indicated. Try to avoid using it to escape other pressures. Singles may find love through a business trip.

GEMINI: May 22-June 21

Keep an eye on your budget this month and avoid being tempted by friends, or a new love interest, into spending what you can´t afford! Take care also not to take refuge in over-indulgence.

CANCER: June 22-July 22

Seize invitations to make one or several short trips and make the best use of the time in being productive. Family problems will be resolved.

LEO: July 23-August 23

Romance is positively aspected in April, for single and married Leos alike. Indulge in the love and affection that comes your way. Say yes to that candlelit dinner. A trip away is best temporarily postponed.

VIRGO: August 24-September 22

Lack of motivation means April begins slowly for Virgo but improves in leaps and bounds towards the last week as negativity is shed. For your health, maintain a routine of walking or other physical exercise.

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22

Its important to think before taking action this month or you risk a situation that can´t be retracted. Challenge anyone you suspect to be insincere and you will be delighted with the results.

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21

Take extra care of your health this month to avoid food poisoning and ´flu-like illnesses. Your emotions are close to the surface and need checking.

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21

For best solutions to challenges that arise this month, you need to be independent, swift and creative in taking action. During the latter part of April, increased opportunities for personal growth are presented.

CAPRICORN: December 22-January 20

A good time for Capricorns to pursue your dreams and plan for the future. Problems are overcome, as if by magic, though beware of petty jealousies from others.

AQUARIUS: January 21-February 19

The best therapy for your mind and body this month is to philosophically accept the changes that lie ahead and the various events that will leave footprints for years to come.

PISCES: February 20-March 20

Your anxieties are unfounded and lead you to imagine doubt where none should exist. A good time to study or learn a new skill and to avoid ephemeral romance.

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ALL ABOUT MUSIC ware your albums, records and audio tapes collecting dust? Have them put on CD which will play on your CD player. Phone Eddy 952 558 507 Velez Malaga area. walbums, records, audio tapes You can’t remember what track or format they are in. Have them listed by artist, song track, number or format. Phone Eddy 952 558 507 Velez Malaga

ACCOMMODATION wEscuela La Crujia rural B&B/guesthouse in a pretty converted schoolbuilding. 5 minutes from VelezMalaga. Tel. 606 010 580. Email: escuelalacrujia@gmail.com

AIR CONDITIONING w For air Conditioning call Esola, 616 119 007, Torre del Mar w Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician.Call Susie or Peter 655 211 192 or visit www.polarair.eu wChs Cooling and heating solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Call: 655 791 167 or Email: chsspain@gmail.com w air conditioning, Repairs, Servicing, Installation. No call out charge. Tel: 651 198 409 Email: coolenergy007@yahoo.co.uk

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BOAT REPAIRS wQualified Boat Builder, specialist in GRP, gelcoat repairs, wooden repairs and general boat maintenance. Call Chris on 655 240 957 or email: chriswright@terra.es

BOAT TRIPS wLuxury yacht Charters Tel: 618 972 139 www.sailandstay.eu wCaleta Cruise Club Tel: 634 382 609 www.absoluteaxarquia.com/attractions/ccc.html

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE wLouise Beauty & Boutique, The Alcaucin side of Lake Vinuela. Call: 951 167 181 or 680 855 030

BLINDS wsolar blinds, ideal for large glazed areas to keep the view but also giving privacy and stopping maximum amounts of heat/glare and fading of furnishings. solarblinds.es@gmail.com Speak to Ian 644 54 61 76 958 49 65 71

BOOKSHOPS wPasatiempo Calle Infantes 32, Torre del Mar, 952 543 703, www.bookshoppasatiempo.com

ARTIFICIAL GRASS

BRITISH SUPERMARKETS

waxarverde Maintenance free. Looks like real grass. Enviroment, child and pet friendly. Always green. Suitable for every surface. Call: 619 317 211 or visit

warkwrights English Shop. Turn right at Venta Baja Crossroads or call: 952 519 780 or 659 375 603 www.arkwrights-groceries.com


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Business Listing BUILDERS wall types of building work undertaken, 37 years experience, Let me quote you. Call: 952 110 788 or 650 895 461 wJohn housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: rosemary.housby@gmail.com wLt Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application and construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types - and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es wNick turner refurbs All aspects of building work undertaken. Mobile: 679 113 600 Telephone: 952 553 124 Email: nick.turner@objectpower.net www.nickturnerrefurbs.com wBuilding and Decorating All types of building and decorating work including tiling, plumbing, electrics, painting and any welding jobs etc.. Call for a free quote: 606 656 008

CAR ACCESSORIES wwindow tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal & certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect Children & pets. Be Cool. Enjoy the sun don't suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176/ 644 546 176

CARS WANTED wwanted all UK plated vehicles. Year 2000 onwards. cash paid. Call: 667 235 205

CAR AND VAN RENTAL wOne way car & van hire, UK, France and Spain. Call: 952 541 147

CARERS/AGENCIES wNerja Nurses, Professional Nurses, Reliable - Affordable - Local Quality Care. NHS Qualified & Trained 25 years experience in ALL types of care. Tel: 628 793 413 or 952 030 713 Email: nerjacarers@gmail.com whome Care service offering care, support & assistance in the comfort of your own home - 20 years experience working in care services in the UK. Call Charlotte: 622 880 389

CARPENTERS wandrew rodgers 20 years experience in kitchens,

wardrobes, shelving, aluminium door & windows. Call the Window Doctor for any window problem. Roller shutter blinds, mosquito blinds, security locks, repairs and renewals reasonable rates, Tel: 660 597 894 email: rodgersfamilyinspain@yahoo.co.uk wall aspects of carpentry: stairs, floors, wardrobes, kitchens, decking, sheds, garden furniture etc. Reliable friendly service. Free quotes, reasonable rates. Tel 648451278

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wCarpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Mark on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CHIROPODISTS wregisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 25yrs experience NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CHIROPRACTIC CARE wPhilippe Druart D.C., grad. from AECC (GB) and USA, 30 years exp., opens a chiropractic clinic in Frigiliana, C/ Blas Infante, 2 bajo. Consultations: Monday from 16.30 to 20.30, Wednesday and Friday from 10.00 to 14.00 and by appointment. Tel. 951 708 672 & 678 691 387. Email: druphil@yahoo.fr

CLINICS wanalysis Clinic, Haematology, Coagulation (Contro of Warfarin), Biochemistry, Inmunology, Hormone, Bacteriology, Parasitology, Special analysis. Home visits for blood tests. Antonio Armijo Navas, Specialist in Clinical Analysis. Urb. Costa del Oro, Local-4. Torrox Costa, Phone: 952 53 23 93

COMPUTERS wPCtorrox.com All computer problems solved. Torrox/Nerja and surrounding areas. Free Advice. No Fix No Fee. Hardware, Software and Website solutions. PC service - only 50â‚Ź. Call Rab on: 952 967 124 or 645 236 259. wComputer help.Troubleshooting & Repairs. New PCs supplied with Windows in English. WiFi installations. Reasonable rates. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. Patient & professional. Call David on 952 54 96 07 or 654 899 976.

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Business Listing CONFIDENTIAL COUNSELLING SERVICE wCounselling and Psychotherapy with over 10 years experience working in the NHS and private clinics. Covering a range of issues - depression, anxiety, addictions & relationship problems. Contact Charlotte 622 880 389.

DAMP CONTROL wProfessional control of all rising and penetrating dampness in your home, including leaking terraces etc. Long term solutions & cures for any damp problem at affordable prices, please ring: 666 991 041 for further advice and free survey without obligation.

DECORATORS wPainter and Decorator, qualified tradesman, over 35yrs experience, all aspects of the trade covered, reasonable rates, references supplied. Call: 628 653 676

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wian Pett Dental Care, 5 Star dental car you can trust. Now at Periana, Caleta & Canillas de Aceituno. Call Ian on 691700587 to consult about treatment, clinic location and arrange suitable appointments. Same personal service with gentle treatment a priority. wDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

DIGGER HIRE wFor hire Mini Digger, Bob Cat, JCB, cheap rates. Call: 644 391 799

DOG GROOMING wthe Dog shop, Professional grooming salon. All dogs welcome, any size, any breed. Tel: 645 525 782, Centro Comercial, 10, Torrox Park. www.thedogshoptorrox.com

DRAIN CLEARANCE wwayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour

call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628

ELECTRICIANS wElectro-Cute! English J.I.B. Electrician. For all your electrical needs and problems. Fault finding/Lighting and Power/Electric gates and Intercoms/Pool and water Pumps, Rewires/Upgrades. Over 40 years exp. Tel Stefan 610 048 919 electrocutester@gmail.com wat your service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es wElectrician - All jobs from a socket to rewires, Fault Finding and Intercom Systems. Call Andrew 618 640 155 Email: amarnold11@hotmail.com wsparkinspain - Electrical installations and maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga and inland to Competa and Frigiliana. Call Colin 951 242 449 or Mob 666 707 297. Web: www.english-electriciannerja.com

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS wspanish Management Puente Don Manuel, Alcaucin (next to Morenos Bar) 666 135 516 or 650 702 258 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk

ESTATE AGENTS/REAL ESTATE wzalia Properties Sales & Rentals. Call: 952 519 718 / 663 093 782 / 690 625 265 Puente don Manuel info@zaliaproperties.com / www.zaliaproperties.com wFleming Properties, Calle Las Melosas, Edf Nautico, Torre del Mar, 952 547 131 or 637 278 306, www.fleming-properties.com waxarquia Properties s.LCall; 626 038 851 or 952 436 781www.axarquiaproperties.com Email: sallyharrison@axarquiaproperties.com wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

FURNITURE wCudeca Second Hand Furniture Shop, 952 545 212 Calle Infantes 48, Torre del Mar (by Thursday market) Mon-Fri 10.00-13.30 and 17.30-19.30. Saturdays 10.00-13.30 only. If you wish to donate furniture please call Melanie on 638 108 564


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Business Listing GARDENING SERVICES wred Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 657 165 373 wPool and garden maintenance. Good rates Call Keith 952 554 514 / 674 526 968 wMaintenance of gardens and swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 26 year old. Call David: 656 775 928

GREETINGS CARDS wtarjetas. Rosemary George. Stocking our cards could not be simpler and does not cost you a cent. You only pay for cards sold. Display spinners suppied free. Market traders X stock available. Latest designs. Now supplying Valentines cards. Email: tutcy1@gmail.com Tel: 679 982 992

HAIRDRESSING wsusanna's Mobile hairdressing services. Ladies & Gents, coastal from Rincon through to Nerja. National Beauty Institute (UK) trained. Please telephone 693 384 270 or 951 067 788 wEleganza block 7, local 3, Torrox Costa 952 531 129 Modern friendly hair and beauty salon offering a wide selection of services from cut and blow dry, colours, wedding packages, hair and nail extensions and so on, pop in for a free consultation.

HEALTH & BEAUTY wweight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available): wweight watchers Meetings in English. Nerja and Vélez. Call Candace on 952 549 607 or 626 672 493 for further info. Email: candace.edwards@weightwatchers.es

HEATING wredwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com wChs Cooling and heating solutions. Solar Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Also air conditioning servicing and installations. Call: 655 791 167 or email: chsspain@gmail.com winfrasol infrared heating We are suppliers of infrared heating systems for your home or Business, Stops mould. Reduces Condensation. Cheap to run.

Contact us on 951258010 or 635445279. Try before you buy. Email: sales@infrasol.eu.com

HOLIDAY LETS wvillas to Let Privately owned luxury villas to let. 627820669 www.villaslet.com 958364016

HORSE RIDING/TOURS whorse riding Finca Don Carmelo, Periana. Guided horseback rides into the sierras, through olive and orange groves and down to lake Viñuela. Well behaved horses, all levels. Call 652200702 www.fincadoncarmelo.com wPony riding, for children. Main road Torrox-Competa between km13&14. the Pony Man Call:626 836 736

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCarousel second hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank, 630 211 907 wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered. Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 618 626 038

INTERNET SERVICES wriosat:sL, High speed internet and telephone services for home, business, offices, hotels, bars and restaurants etc. SDSL & ADSL packages available. Call: 951 239 310 / 626 679 018. Email: info@riosat.com Web: http// www.riosat.com wBroadband4spain.com Fast and Reliable, no land line required, free installation in ALL areas, unlimited download, free telephone calls worldwide. Avenida La Pancha, Edificio San Andrés, local 1-3, Algarrobo Costa, 29750 Malaga, 951 239 888, email: info@bb4s.com, www.bb4s.com wtooway Fast internet for everyone. Super-Fast 18 MB Satellite Internet available anywhere. Tel: 667 440 632

INTERPRETERS winterpreter - English/Spanish - based in VélezMálaga. English nationality, but fluent Spanish and extensive experience. Inexpensive hourly rates. Confidentiality guaranteed. Call Toni to discuss your requirements. 952557733 / 606010580 wtranslator/interpreter service. For any situation where a Spanish speaker is required, eg: Town Hall, Hospital, NIE, Residencia, Social Security, ITV, reading and translating letters, written translations etc. Reasonable rates. Call Mariam on 633 637 774


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wwrought iron gates and bars made to order, also repairs, painting and onsite welding. Please call Steve for a quote 633 3374 619

wFully Qualified City & guilds Mechanic, Servicing, Camshaft drive belt and much more. ITVs and ITV work carried out. Call: 696 578 771 or email: themechanicvinuela@yahoo.com

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wwagtails boarding kennels for cats and dogs. Dogs walked 3 times a day in 36,000 sq metres fenced land. Phone Val 655 579 792 or Richard 645 659 935 or www.wagtails.es wthe Dog house While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. whome From home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com. Also within 15km daily home visits for dogs, cats, horses. wLas Nenas kennels, the best east of Malaga, we care about the dogs, long walks 3 times daily. Try us, you will not regret. Jorgen 646 271 895

LAWYERS wCarmen silvia, Solicitors Abogados, Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (very near Nota-ria Office). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: carmensilviaabogados@gmail.com

LINGERIE w“secrets Lingerie”. Specialists in larger sizes. C/Pintada, 7 Local 4, Nerja. Call Claire 618 423 240

MACHINE HIRE wsaxon sL JCB Digger Hire. New machine Good rates. Velez Malaga. Call: 678 23 22 53 or 662 39 83 72

MARKET GOODS wMr Clutter Wants your Goods, House and garage clearances, shops and bars - old stock, any item considered. Call David: 686 375 089 - or if preferred email a list to cullimores@hotmail.com. Cash available and efficient service, Now buying Antiques,Gold & Jewellery. wthe Cool Dude featuring Hot Stuff. Things to keep you cool and warm you up. Find him at the Farmers Market at Trapiche on Tuesdays and Fridays at Puente don Manuel. Call: 664 689 138

MEDICAL CENTRES wDr. Bernadette veeger General Medicine 952 532 065, 617 913 196. Consultations by appointment and house visits. English, Español, Deutsch, Francais, Nederlands. Centro Mar y Salud, Paseo Marítimo, El Morche/Torrox Costa, www.centromarysalud.com wsimpleCare: a perfect way to access affordable private healthcare services at a fraction of the normal cost, specialist consultation from €24, annual membership €59. www.getsimplecare.es, Tel 952532023, email info@getsimplecare.es

METALWORK wsteelwork, stainless steel, staircases, balustrades, gates, grills, repairings, etc. Call for a free quote 606 656 008

MOBILITY PRODUCTS wBlue Badge Mobility.s.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

NURSERY EQUIPMENT wNursery Needs An established, quality nursery hire service for when babies & small children come to visit. All orders come with a free toy for the duration of the hire, please phone Dawn on 627 931 360 wkiddies Cots and things to hire. In Spanish Management Cruz de Periana, Puente don Manuel, Tel: 666 135 516

OPTICIANS wheiko by heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PET COURIERS wPet taxi- UK, France & Spain Delivered door to door. Call: 667 235 205

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Business Listing PHYSIOTHERAPY

QUAD/ATV HIRE

wsanne h. Mortensen, BSc (Hons), MCSP, SRP, Spanish registered, Col no 2066. Clinic appointments or home visits in the AxarqĂšia region. Experienced UK trained physiotherapist offering post-operative rehabilitation and general musculoskeletal conditions. 626 152 756

wspectacular quad/atv routes. For all ages with or without experience. Alcaucin-Periana-ViĂąuela area. http://www.el7cielo.es or call Frank 649 661 184.

PLASTERERS wstockton Plastering and Damp services Time served plasterer, 30 years experience in all aspects of plastering and damp proofing. Insurance approved and fully legal. Call: 648 243 656 for a no obligation quotation or visit www.stocktonplastering.sm4.biz

PLUMBERS wJohn Folland Plumbing & heating: All jobs from a dripping tap to fully fitted kitchens/bathrooms. No call out charge. Tel John: 622 050 803 or 622 180 606 wJust Plumbing. Just a quick and reliable plumbing service. Just a reasonably priced local business. Just polite, prompt and tidy. Just phone Dave on 689 647 849. Discounts in Riogordo, Colmenar, Comares. wsur integral Plumbing and Electrical services Domestic & Commercial plumbing & electrical Call: 666 715 215/ 627 625 624 email: kochelengue@hotmail.com wandy Mann Uk Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wink Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. Fridays: Chiringuito Antonio Market, Puente don Manuel or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY & POOL CARE wExperienced, professional and reliable all year service. Caring for your Property, Pool and People. References available on request. Call Ron: 637 995 088, ppp247@hotmail.co.uk www.pppaxarquia.com

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy a home spain/rent a home spain, C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@rentahomespain.com Website: www.rentahomespain.com

REMOVALS wMan with a van, 7.5 tonne capacity, Ikea collections and fitting long and short haul, also roofing and decorating services. Call Steve 633 337 619 Email: swtransit@gmail.com wtransportation to Uk to spain to Uk. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594

RESTAURANTS wtaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wtaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 or 667 934 731 wtaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra Vacional - 340 next to Post Office. 952 534 972 / 634 051 635 wrestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 wrestaurante Padre Pio Paseo Maritimo de Levante, Torre del Mar. Tel: 633 701 449 / 622 775 080. Email: padrepio97@gmail.com

SATELLITE T.V. wtotal satellite installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com wsky shop torre del Mar. Call: 667 235 205 or 952 541 147 wsat. Co. Freesat HD & Sky Digital, dishes, alignments, installations. We also sell HD TVs. Call TOM 7 days a week for service. 657 484 853. All equipment delivered, installed & guaranteed for 2 years. Free demos every Sat. 2pm wtechno-vision satellite tv, CCTV & Internet Solutions. NO FIX NO FEE. Tel: 657 066 782 & 658 511 811. Visit our online shop at www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es wsky Costa Certified aerial/satellite installer. For all your satellite needs. Call for a free no obligation quote: 667 440 632 or email: skycosta@live.com

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T-SHIRTS

wPErFECt alarm s.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

wBuzz it! Smarten up your business with personalised t-shirts and workwear plus suppliers of personalised give-aways. Telephone 675 091 982 (English) or 666 208 880 (Spanish) Email: buzzitspain@gmail.com or find us on facebook Buzzit Spain

SIGN MAKERS wredhouse signmakers. Suppliers and designers of all types of signs - shops, pavement boards, estate agency for sale boards, vehicle advertising, banner stands and more. New telephone number: 675 091 982. Email redhousesigns@yahoo.co.uk Website: www.redhousesigns.com

SOLICITORS wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

SPANISH CLASSES windividual spanish Classes for adults. Experienced native Spanish teacher. Also available small groups (4 or 5). Beginners, intermediate, advanced. At Finca dos Mundos KM7, old road Trapiche/Vinuela. Mornings and afternoons. Tel: 693 820 781

SPAS & SAUNAS wtime Out spas & saunas. Serving The Costa del Sol for more than 10 Years. Hundreds of Spas Installed! We service all Brands of Spas so come to us - we are the Professionals. 952 52 43 94 www.timeoutspas.com

STORAGE/PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 176 323 / 699 621 667

SWIMMING POOLS waquamarine Pools - Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: aquamarinepools@hotmail.com Tel: 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.eu

TRANSLATION & INTERPRETING wEnglish/French/spanish - Professional translator available to help with all kinds of documents, letters, emails, websites... Please contact Monica Sanchez: tradsanchez@gmail.com or 608 275 144

WEB DESIGNERS wspanglish webs, Web designs, Database Programmes, Hosting, Domains, Real Estate Sites, English – Spanish Translation. All at realistic prices. Call Rachel: 951 708 454 or 691 660 187 Website: www.spanglishwebs.com Email: info@spanglishwebs.com

WELDERS wFor all your weldings and metal work. English, Espagñol, Nederlands, Francais. Call 622 870 105.

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com

WOODWORK wsunshine woodwork and Building services. Woodwork, building, plastering, bricklaying etc. Free quotation, no obligation. Call: 606 510 479. www.sunshinewoodwork@live.co.uk

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Sail The Costa Tropical Quite possibly the most fun day out on the Costa Tropical, quite probably a trip that will remain in your memory forever and most definitely the best value excursion you will ever go on! Sailing aboard the good ship, “Optimist of London” is something that just cannot be missed this Spring.. Sailing these shores for the past 6 years from the Marina del Este in La Herradura (20 minutes east of Nerja) and endorsed by the Granada Tourist Board, “Optimist of London” is a 45 foot fin-keel cutter rigged Bermudian Sloop, that has sailed across the Atlantic twice, cruised the Caribbean and now explores the hidden coves of the stunning Costa Tropical coast. Skippered by friendly captain Stephen and his crew, “Optimist of London” takes to the seas again this month after a break during the winter months. Boasting two brand new sails and perfectly ship shape for the Spring/Summer season, The Optimist can be chartered for half day or full day trips or even longer excursions to Gibraltar, Morocco and the Balearics! The yacht is fully licensed and insured and is fitted with all safety equipment and every facility to make your trip as comfortable as possible, including toilets, showers, large open

decks with upholstered cushions and a spacious interior with luxurious saloon, galley and 2 state-rooms, one with a queen-sized 2-poster bed and a bathroom... yes, it even has a bath onboard! Everyone is welcome... children and adults alike, non-sailors and salty old sea dogs... all ages can enjoy the experience of sailing a round-the-World ocean going yacht, safe in the knowledge of being cared for at all times by the professional skipper and his crew. When it comes to fun in the sun there is no better value for money, then a trip on “Optimist of London” it is unbeatable! Priced from just 45€ per person, inclusive of complimentary chilled bubbly, fresh fruit and nibbles on departure, beers and wines throughout the trip, and a plentiful and varied gourmet buffet meal served at anchor. You can choose to just chill out on the sun decks and admire the stunning views of the beautiful coastline or you can take a ride in the yacht’s high-speed rib, enjoy snorkelling, swimming, waterskiing or skimming across the surface of the calm seas on the thrilling donut! For a unique sailing experience, to view the spectacular coast line and a chance to spot dolphins too, sailing aboard “Optimist of London” is an incredible value indulgence that you will never forget!


Avda. Andalucia, 125-A, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 / 649 123 068 Avda. Andalucia, 64 (near ‘Las Yucas’), Torre del Mar Tel: 952 965 724 www.casa-terreno.net info@casa-terreno.com

Mezquitilla ref.: 1657 (reduced by 55,000€) Beautiful townhouse (3 beds, 3 baths/ 122m2) with fantastic sea views, fitted kitchen, patio, large roof terrace 40m2, south facing, storage room, garage and pool optional, only 300m to the beach

Price: 150,000€

Caleta / Baviera ref.: 3314 Fantastic flat (2 beds, 2 baths/ 70m2) near to the beach, marina and Baviera golf, south orientation, partly furnished, ff kitchen, a/C, terrace, parking place, communal pool & garden

Price: 124,000€

torre del Mar ref.: 2460 Lovely studio (42m2) refurbished, furnished, a/C, built-in kitchen, swimming pool and communal gardens, close to the beach, restaurants and shops

Price: 59,900€


UNDER 100,000€ CÚtar

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Fully reformed, 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, house of over 150m2 in this traditional village with extensive terracing and marvellous views to Mount Maroma

30% rEDUCtiON tO 95,000€

tOrrOx COsta

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Bright and airy, two bedroom, terraced house with large, south facing, 40m2 terrace, private garage parking and views to the sea. Solar hot water and part A/C

40% rEDUCtiON tO 95,000€

OFFiCE Calle El Barrio, 11 Nerja. 29780 tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362

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