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sumed they were dating. I’ve always been amused by couples like that. It’s usually a goofy old guy, who often has money, and some chick who’s looking for more than romance and companionship. “Anyway, while he was talking with someone else, I was talking with her. She wasn’t his wife, she was a date, she was open; you can say anything you want to a date. And because I like to conduct surveys on this subject, I said, ‘What are you doin’ with somebody so much older than you?’ She said she enjoyed spending his money. And I said, ‘Do you get enough lovin’?’ And she said, ‘From that old prune? I’m horny as hell.’ And I said, ‘Well maybe we could arrange

to have something done about that,’ or words to that effect. That was as far as it went. And I was thinking as much about lining her up for my younger crewmen, who were single, my virile young crewmen who were having trouble, as anything else. “That is as far as the conversation went…except I had finally met someone I was at least having an amusing conversation with. I asked the Atlanta woman, since Janie and I were going to be split up at dinner seating anyway, if I could sit at the same table with whoever this woman was. She said no, it wasn’t planned that way. So now we get into the interesting part. I hadn’t had a thing to eat, it was

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