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Hunting courses for teens Reporter: Noah Beyer Lately many teens have been going through the courses needed to receive your hunting licence, firearm license, and turkey hunting license. The test includes a written essay along with lots of hands on training. For instance the YHCC covers all of decoy placement, duck calling, taxidermy, and target practice. (Skeet shooting). This sport is treasured for some people. Just the thrill of seeing the perfect deer just in range is an amazing experience. The essay is needed to get accepted into the course by saying how much hunting and conservation means to you. I am working on my essay to get accepted into YHCC. I think I will get accepted too.


Shark Washed Up On Shore By:Kara Reimer On Tuesday March 20th on Starlight St. a 20ft male shark was washed up on the shore of SandStar beach. John Melmac spotted a shark floating dead on the surface of the ocean. Which eventually made it’s way to shore. “I was fishing on the shore of the beach when the shark appeared. I couldn’t believe that I was seeing this gigantic shark. I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. When the shark was almost to the shore, I just thought to myself, it’s better to be safe than sorry. So I called the police to see what they could do,” said John Melmac. The Sea Creature Control came to examine this shark to try to find out how it had died. They had the shark for 9 days and found out that it was a 20ft male shark. The professional Sea Creature Control examiner Dr.Phillip came to examine the shark after the Sea Creature Control did what they could. “This was really hard to figure out how the 20ft male shark had died, but the size of the teeth marks on the side of the shark indicated that a 30ft male shark had attacked the other shark,” said Dr.Phillip. The fishermen in the water got out so they didn’t get hurt by a shark. They got their boats out as fast as they could. “We all hurried out of the water because we knew that there could be more sharks in the water,” said George Pencil. There was damage done by the 30ft shark. After the 20ft shark was attacked, the 30ft

shark destroyed the dock. It also destroyed a boat that wasn’t being used. So no one got hurt. Police will be closing SandStar beach on Starlight St. so no one will get hurt by a shark or any other sea creatures. The latest news on what SandStar beach is going to be used for is a Sea Creature Zoo. The Sea Creature Control would buy it, so then it could still be used.

The 30ft male shark after the attack.


Advise column Dear patch, My best friends have been bugging me because im not good at school or I cant run has fast as them. What should I do??? -Lily Dear lily, Tell your friends to back off and stop, Thats what I do. If they start again there not very good friends. If your not good at something in school just keep practicing. So what if you can`t run really fast everyone’s bad at something, I always get the participant ribbon. So remember what I said and try some. -Sincerely Patch

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Horoscopes Aquariusyour friends haven’t been treatHappy Birthdaying you right. You need to stand you will have the best birthday up and tell them to buzz of! ever and you will spend it with Virgoyour best friends. You have been thinking of lots of Geminithings lately and your best Your life is starting to spin out of friend has been going nuts, try control. Your slowly falling in love. to calm them down. CapricornLibraYour going trough an emotional you seem to be thinking your break down. Your life is spinning king(or queen) of the world and you don’t know if you your starting to be bossy and love someone or hate someone. your best friends are not liking Ariesyou for it, go back to being yourThings seem to be going your self. way! You will be outgoing and Scorpiovery happy-go-lucky! Your life is going good so far and Leoyou are loving it. Just keep doYou have a normal life, so far so ing what your good, just keep doing what your doing. doing.


CancerYour life is slowing down and you need more sleep, make sure you get lots! SagittariusYou will be experiencing emotional breakdown. Don’t let it stop you from completing your goals. TaurusYour smarter than you think, Try doing some brain exercises to help you get even better. PiecesYou keep waiting for something to happening, keep hoping and it will happen soon.


Ghost Rider 2 I have watched Ghost rider 2 and I have to say it was good I think it was a little slow in the begging then it started to pick up in the middle then the ending went slow agin but I still liked it. I would give this movie 3 star’s out of 5 star’s .

Student at Port Rowan Public School get kidnapped On Friday March 30 2012, Gavin Chesterhead was kidnaped from school during recess at 12:55 by an unknown male driving a black kia. No one was able to get the lisencs plate because the driver just picked him up and took him and drove away. Teachers and parents are extremely worried for the other kids and their own kids if he comes back again. The school was thinking of putting security cameras around the school to keep watch, the school is also debating to put more teachers out on duty to keep watch also. Police are trying to find the man who kidnaped Gavin Chesterhead but it is extremely hard to find a car with no lisence plate ID or a good veiw of the male who kidnaped him. obody else has been kidnaped in the last week but teachers are still on look out. Gavins parents are scared if he is has been killed or if he is saverly hurt. If you have any information on were Gavin is or on the male who kidnaped him please call the police and there is a $300cash reward on any information on were he is.


Robbery leads to murder

Opinions About Books

Reporter: Noah Beyer Local port rowan public school student The day started out normal for 21 year old James Mcsmith. He was visiting the bank when tragedy struck. A masked man ran through the doors holding a semiautomatic handgun demanding all the money in the bank. Witnesses say that James jumped behind a big stone pillar to hide. Once the clerk was done handing the money over, James sprang from the pillar onto the robbers back. The robber flipped sideways throwing James on the ground. The robber then shot James through the head. Police still have not found the man. Witnesses say he is about 5"9, black and wearing a mask. If you recognize this man, call 1-800-222-TIPS.

Sammy Leedham says that when she reads a book she goes into a quiet place. She also says that when she reads a book it makes her feel like she is in the book and that it feels like she is the book characters when she reads them. She also says that she is easily hooked in a book when it has good details. We also interviewed Isaac Bergen. He says he pictures the book as a movie in his head and doesn’t want to stop reading unless it is a boring book. When we asked him what kind of book he likes to read he said he likes to read mystery and adventure. We also interviewed Matt Thompson. Matt says he goes into a thinking world and that is in the book and is in the book for example he said that when he read the Trenches he felt like he was there with the army in the trenches and having the fear they did. He also said when it has a good topic like war or fishing he is really hooked but when it is a book like dragons he isn’t as hooked as he would be.


Elephant on a rampage 11 year old elephant on a rampage hitting car’s and injuring tourist’s . At 9:30 the elephant was in a show where a snake had got loose and spooked her. She had bucked her rider off and attacked another elephant and then went on a rampage threw china town the zoo keepers had come down and shot her with a tranquillizer . The 536 pound animal is brought to the zoo where the elephant is being taken care of. No tourist’s were killed but 7 where injured.

Chalk boards or Smart boards? Tim Scotty Port Rowan I think that Noah`s article in the Schnazzy news paper about teachers should be getting smart boards, is all wrong. I believe we should stick to chalk boards. I think this because our parents didn`t have smart boards and they grew up very smart. So we can get really smart without all this technology. If our parents can do it we could to. Plus, smart boards cost way more than chalk boards do. So it would be saving the school money not to buy them. The extra money can go toward other school supplies. Such as pencils, books, and other necessities. I also think this because smart boards could break if somebody say tripped and fell onto it. But a chalk board would not break so it dosn`t cost money to fix it. To get a new smart board it would cost thousands.


Missing for days A local man by the name Waldo Where has been missing for 2 days. He was last seen on Street St. Bobtown. A family member named Wendy Waldo told us he went to go pick up his dog Woof from the vet. "When Waldo didn't return I was terrified" Wendy stated "Woof returned home with no collar" A women by the name Mari told us that the man had a black and yellow long sleved shirt with black pants and he also had black hair with a mustash. If you find Waldo or spot the man, please contact 192-878-2939 or Caprinio@smart.ca.(P.S there will be a $1000 reward) This is a picture of him before the attack. -Sammy leedham


Youtube Stars There are over a billion youtubers showing there talent but most people just make one video, hope it will go viral and then there done, but most youtubers have made millions of videos and have millions of subscribers. One of those youtuber is Raywilliamjohnson Who does =3 and he also make animated music videos on the channel yourfavortemartian an YFMTS. Raywilliamjohnson also has a vlog called breckingnyc. =3 is a review of little viral videos he has 5 337 357 subscribers and 271 uploaded videos and 1 662 210 657 channel veiws so far. 2 people by the names Ian Hecox and Anthony Padillia work together to make smosh on November 17th 2005. There very first video was of them lip singing the pokemon theme song, the video was removed 1 year later because of copyright. The video had over 24 million views wich was most viewed on youtube space. Smosh has 3 other channels, they are called ianh who does Ian is board, lunch time, mail time and smoshpit. the other 2 are askcharlie and anthonypadillia. These youtubers have become very popular over many years of making videos and have millions of views and millions of fans. They should never stop and keep entertaining the fans.


More Gym By: Kara Reimer I think that in elementary school students should have more gym classes and make the gym classes longer. I think we should have more gym because it helps lower the chance of cancers and other diseases, keeps our bodies healthy, our coordination improves, when most students get home they don’t exercise, and people are worried kids don’t get enough exercise. My first reason why I think elementary students should have more gym because I found out exercise which is gym helps lower the chance of cancers and other diseases. That way if we have gym more often and we have challenges for our self at home that we really like and our fun, Kids would probably do more exercise at home. This way we could have lots of exercise at home and at school. This would probably be a big change for some students. Most probably don’t do exercise at home. It is proven that exercise which is gym helps keep you healthy. It helps you have strong bones, muscles, and skin. It also helps you circulation, your blood flow to your brain, and keep children calm. Students would also accomplish more because they would be fit.

Skipping is great exercise!


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Cristina Paint By: Kara Reimer Today I interviewed a very popular young lady, Cristina Paint. My First question for Cristina was, “when did your life change?” “Most people say their lives change when they’re older. I’m completely different, my life changed when I got my name, Cristina Paint. The first time I picked up a paintbrush I never wanted to put it down. People say I have amazing painting skills because of my name, but I think painting is one of my talents,” answered Cristina Paint. “What pictures do you like to paint?” I asked. “I like to paint pictures of things that people normally wouldn’t paint. So my paintings are unique. I’ve painted pictures of rows of checker boards, paint splatters, pencils, scarves so they look like a rainbow, and many more odd paintings. I also love to paint flowers and outdoor scenery. I like to paint almost anything. I like to paint pictures for people too. Then you don’t need to think of something to paint when someone asks you to paint something specific,” replied Cristina. Another question I had was “how often do you paint?” “I try to paint at least one painting a day. Sometimes when I have really good ideas so I paint more paintings in a day. I try to have more than one painting going at once. So when I’m waiting for sections of the painting to dry I can work on a different painting,” said Cristina. I really wanted to know “what things keep you painting?” She loves to paint but sometimes she probably doesn’t feel like painting. She responded, “Usually when I don’t feel like painting, which is hardly ever, I just take the day off and catch up the next day. Something that helps me keep painting is listening to music. I also love to paint with people so I’m not lonely.” This was probably a hard question to answer because she probably doesn’t want to make it sound like she’s bragging. “How much skill do you think you have?” “I don’t want to brag but I love to paint, and I think I’m very good at it. Other people also love my paintings,” she said. I know she probably does sell her paintings because she’s so good at painting. I asked her, “what she does with all of her paintings.” she said, “I think paintings make very good gifts for people. I like to secretly find out what thingssomeone likes and then paint it for them. Sometimes I will paint a picture and put it into a card. I do sell most of my paintings though.” My final question I had for Cristina was, “do you ever give painting lessons?” “I do a draw every week for people who want a painting lesson, I will pick five people to come and have one free lesson. The lesson is on Thursday at 4:30pm. I also have painting lessons on Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday at 7:00pm $10.00 for each lesson.” Cristina paint has had a very fun life so far using her painting talent and hopes that you will use yours and have fun.

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