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Ride the ghost train PAGE 14


The lowdown PAGE 29


Top five brewery tours PAGE 12


All I want for Christmas PAGE 30


Preview of 2014 PAGE 24



Next stop PAGE 9

Top fare PAGE 35

06 WE’LL TAKE YOU THERE Nelson gets a new neighbour as a giant blue cockerel lands in Trafalgar Square


Theatre, exhibition and events

14 RIDE THE GHOST TRAIN Feel the chill this season at our selection of horrifying haunts and spooky places







Behind the scenes on Channel 5’s show about First Great Western

A look ahead to unmissable moments over the next year

Everything you need to know about Swansea

Our advice on the best places to find the ideal gift this Christmas

Mitch Tonks on the joy of oysters

Keep the kids occupied on the journey with puzzles and games


Challenge your brain with these puzzles and tricky trivia


We guide you through the First Great Western Network


We catch up with the brilliantly bold television personality Sandi Toksvig

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Editorial enquiries Editor Dan Panes Managing Editor Jack Kibble-White 0141 582 1376 Assistant Editor Andrew Cattanach 0141 582 1280 Design Matthew Ball Sub-editor Andrew Littlefield, Sian Campbell Advertising Sales Daniel Haynes Publisher John Innes Published on behalf of First Great Western by Think 124-128 Barlby Road, London W10 6BL 020 8962 3020 First Great Western Head Office Milford House 1 Milford Street Swindon, SN1 1HL © 2013 First Great Western. All rights reserved. Every reasonable endeavour has been made to find and contact the copyright owners of the works included in this newspaper. However, if you believe a copyright work has been included without your permission, please contact the publishers. Views of contributors and advertisers do not necessarily reflect the policy of First Great Western nor those of the publishers. All material correct at time of going to press.


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ow that you’ve settled into your journey, getting some well-deserved respite from the cold outside, let us show you some of the great things to look forward to this year and next on the First Great Western network.

With the spooky season upon us, we thought it the perfect time to offer you some of the most terrifying ways to while away the dark nights. Turn to page 14 and travel to some of the creepiest ruins, haunted houses and tours on the network. On page 30, we really get into the Christmas spirit with our recommendations on the best places in London to grab the perfect gifts for your relatives – it should mean you won’t be getting dad socks this year. With the new year only just around the corner, on page 24 we preview some of the most exciting shows, exhibitions and festivals coming up in 2014. On page 22, we take you behind the scenes of a new Channel 5 series that follows the men and women who work for First Great Western. Perhaps you’ve met them on your trip today – they’re always happy to say hello. Here’s to our Great Westerners!

Let us show you some of the great things to look forward to

Dan Panes (Editor)

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Ruling the roost For the next 15 months a huge blue cockerel will be perched in London’s Trafalgar Square. The sculpture, created by Katharina Fritsch –one of Germany’s most notable artists – is entitled Hahn/Cock, and makes a colourful addition to the otherwise grey plaza. Installed on a plinth originally built in 1841 to display an equestrian statue, the bird is a humorous parody of the kind of pomp associated with municipal spaces such as Trafalgar Square, with its baroque fountain and grand Nelson’s Column. GETTING THERE Trafalgar Square is a short walk from Charing Cross tube station



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Your guide to great events happening just along the tracks

Next stop

The Light Princess American singer-songwriter Tori Amos teams up with writer Samuel Adamson to produce The Light Princess, a dark and surreal musical hitting the West End this December. The fairy tale follows the relationship between Althea, a princess incapable of crying yet so grief-stricken that she begins to float, and the prince Digby, whose grave moodiness and inability to smile lead him to wage war. l National Theatre, London, until 2 January l Nearest Tube: Waterloo

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Hugh Masekela and Larry Willis

The 2013 Rugby League World Cup comes to Bristol The USA face The Cook Islands at Bristol’s Memorial Stadium at 8pm on 30 October as Group D of the 2013 Rugby League World Cup gets under way. It’s a sporting occasion not to be missed. Tickets are now on sale from £10 for adults and £5 concessions. To buy tickets, visit or call the 24-hour ticket hotline on 0844 847 2013. l Memorial Stadium, Bristol, 30 October

Singin’ in the Rain This Christmas, the classic film musical Singin’ in the Rain is coming to Cardiff. This revival production features songs by Nacio Herb Brown and Arthur Freed, including ‘Make ‘em Laugh’, ‘Good Morning, Moses Supposes’ and, of course, ‘Singin’ in the Rain’. Original screenplay and adaptations are by Betty Comden and Adolph Green. l Wales Millennium Centre, Cardiff, 3 December–5 January l Take the FGW train to Cardiff

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London Jazz Festival November sees the return of this acclaimed festival, a city-wide celebration of all things jazzy. Acts range from luminaries such as Hugh Masekela and Larry Willis to exciting new talent like Tigran Hamasyan, and from intimate duets to full-blown orchestras, plus everything in between. Workshops, including ‘Jazz for Toddlers’, aim to safeguard the jazz legacy as part of London’s cultural heritage. l Various venues, London, 15–24 November

Yule love these two Christmas shows

Two great Cardiff shows for Christmas Sherman Cymru in Cardiff is pleased to announce the two Christmas show titles for 2013 The Sleeping Beauties for over 7s and, for younger children, Corina Pavlova and the Lion’s Roar, which is performed in both Welsh and English. Sherman Cymru’s main stage production, The Sleeping Beauties, is a new take on the much-loved fairy tale by Penarth’s Rob Evans. Meanwhile, Corina Pavlova and the

Lion’s Roar is about a little girl who visits a unique pet shop where the pet chooses you. For more information and to book your tickets call Sherman Cymru’s ticket office on 029 2064 6900 or visit l The Sleeping Beauties runs from 6 December-4 January l Corina Pavlova and the Lion’s Roar runs from 10 December-4 January l Take the FGW train to Cardiff Central





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l The Dylan Thomas Festival The Dylan Thomas Centre, Swansea (27 October– 9 November) l At-Bristol Ice Rink Millennium Square (9 November– 5 January) l Hello my Name is Paul Smith Design Museum, London (20 November– 2 March) l Cardiff’s Winter Wonderland (21 November– 5 January 2014) l Turner and the Sea National Maritime Museum, London (22 November– 21 April 2014) l Much Ado About Nothing The Old Vic Theatre, London (until 23 November) l Bath Christmas Market (28 November– 15 December) l Russell Brand Messiah Complex Various venues (until 16 December) l Francis Bacon & Henry Moore Ashmolean Museum, Oxford (until 5 January 2014) l Secret Egypt: Unravelling Truth from Myth Portsmouth City Museum (until 23 February 2014)

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Hannah’s Christmas Fayre The Dame Hannah Rogers Trust has been transforming the lives of children, young people and adults with a range of disabilities for more than 230 years. This year, its popular Christmas Fayre will be held at the trust’s beautiful 90-acre site at Seale-Hayne, Newton Abbot, Devon. The charity will host more than 60 stalls offering Christmas gifts, including jewellery, textiles, homeware, children’s clothes, and much more. There will also be a vintage stall section run in association with Miss Ivy Events as well as a wonderful line-up of live entertainment. And if that’s not enough, there will be the opportunity to join Santa’s elves on an adventure before meeting the man himself. l Seale-Hayne, Newton Abbot, 15–16 November l Take FGW train to Newton Abbot

Brewery tours Here for the beer


Bristol Beer Factory Take FGW train to

Bristol Temple Meads A no-nonsense name for a no-nonsense brewery, the Bristol Beer Factory has a dedicated following throughout the city. Private tours give you and your friends an insight into hop-based alchemy and the chance to taste what’s on tap.



Pipes Beer Take FGW train to Cardiff Central From Smoked Lager to American IPA, this Cardiff-based brewery, established in 2008, keeps it crafty with their all-natural, additive-free approach. They try to introduce two new beers each month that can be enjoyed at regular ‘Bar Open’ events.


Tomos Watkins Take FGW train to Swansea Known for their award-winning Welsh ales, the Tomos Watkins Brewery tour is very hands-on, encouraging visitors to sample as much beer as they wish. A rich and diverse range will satisfy ale fans of all types, while cider drinkers will find something to quench their thirst too.


Sambrook’s Brewery Nearest Tube Clapham Junction At London’s first urban brewery, founded in 2008 and based in Battersea, each beer is affectionately named after a local industrial landmark and bears the tagline ‘Brewed in the Heart of London’.


Meantime Brewing Company Nearest tube North Greenwich Known for their idiosyncratic flavours, Meantime Brewing Company is the largest brewery to open in London in almost a century. Highly recommended is the Bespoke Food Tasting Tour which pairs Meantime beers with a selection of dining courses.

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ritain is the home of things creepy, spooky and altogether ooky. Monsters such as Frankenstein, Dracula and Mr Hyde were dreamt up by English, Irish and Scottish authors, and the UK’s unbeatable collection of haunted houses, Gothic ruins and ancient monuments makes it the perfect place to experience something a little bit out-of-the-ordinary. As the nights draw in and winter’s icy fingers take hold, we shine a torch on some of the network’s strangest places and weirdest experiences. BOO!

TERRIFYING TOURS London Ghost Walk Ghost book author and paranormal television presenter Richard Jones offers a number of different walks around the capital’s creepiest corners. Kicking off at 7pm, these tours are particularly effective in the autumn and winter, once darkness has descended and a chill lingers in the air. Richard’s expertise in all things otherworldly means that not only will you visit familiar haunts such as the Gothic glory of St Paul’s Cathedral, but also take in rather more offbeat locations, such as the spot in Smithfield where Sir William ‘Braveheart’ Wallace was hanged, drawn and quartered in the 13th century. Along the way you may encounter the shade of a lone monk in a crumbling crypt, or the spirit of the She-Wolfe of France.

Exeter Red Coat Guided Tour

Take FGW train to Exeter St David’s Subtitled ‘Spook and Broomsticks’, this tour takes you round the heart of Exeter, reputedly one of England’s most haunted cities.

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(Exeter also plays a small but significant role in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, written in 1897. At the start of the novel, Jonathan Harker travels from England to Transylvania to help the vampire count with a property transaction overseen by Harker’s employer, one Peter Hawkins of Exeter.) The Red Coat Guided Tour meets at 7pm every Tuesday at Cathedral Yard in the city centre, when a local expert will escort you to a number of historic buildings and regale you with tales of their ghostly residents. The tour is suitable for all ages, and on Thursday 31 October there’s a special Halloweenthemed event that’s certain to be all treat and no trick.

The London Dungeon

GHOULISH Gothic Exeter Cathedral Nearest Tube Waterloo First opened in 1974 and now ensconced in a brand-new home

on the South Bank, the London Dungeon remains the UK’s foremost horror experience. Deep in the bowels of an authentically dingy dungeon, professional character actors lead visitors round an interactive, 90-minute tour of London’s murky past, complete with gruesome special effects. You’ll come face-to-face with such infamous historical figures as Guy Fawkes, Jack the Ripper and Sweeney Todd, pass through plague-ravaged houses and foggy London streets, and witness the full depravity of a bloody torture chamber. There’s even a boat ride along the Thames, recreating Anne Boleyn’s last journey on the way to her execution (and be warned – you will get wet!). It’s the perfect day out for the junior ghouls and gorehounds in your family.

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SPOOKY Berry Pomeroy Castle

The Tower of London

Nearest Tube Tower Hill This historic castle’s official title may be Her Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress, but the home of the priceless Crown Jewels is better known around the world as the Tower of London. Initially constructed in the 11th century, the tower’s imposing Gothic façade – and the looming presence of those rather sinister ravens – has long made it a favoured setting for spooky films, novels, computer games and comic strips. Over the centuries, a number of famous ghosts have been spotted around the castle, including Anne Boleyn (carrying her own decapitated head under her arm), Lady Jane Grey, Henry VI and the Princes in the Tower, imprisoned and allegedly murdered here in the 15th century. Not all of the castle’s spooks are human in origin, for tales are also told of a huge ghostly bear appearing in the Martin Tower and scaring the living daylights out of a guard.

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and 16th centuries, the castle fell into ruin by 1730 and has allegedly been haunted by phantoms ever since. Perhaps the most terrifying apparition is the White Lady – the shade of Lady Margaret Pomeroy, imprisoned in the castle by her jealous sister Eleanor when both women fell in love with the same man. GLOOMY Also known to waft Guy Fawkes through the castle’s plotting at towers and ramparts are the tower the Blue Lady, whose sudden appearance portends a grisly end for someone, and a beckoning spook known only as Tempting Death. Visitors can recover their nerves with a light snack and hot drink in the castle’s on-site café. Take FGW train to Totnes Nothing conjures up a spooky atmosphere like an old ruined castle, and Berry Pomeroy Castle, near Totnes in Devon, is one of Britain’s very best. Originally constructed in the 15th

century earlier, executioner Jack Ketch often practised his bloody craft here. With so much horror happening in and around the castle, it’s not surprising that some 15 spirits have been recorded on the site, haunting the ancient crypt and the Saxon St George’s Tower. Throughout October and November, the castle is celebrating its gory past with Ghost Fest 2013, a series of events including spooky tours, after-dark dinners, overnight ghost hunts and murder mystery evenings. It’s a great opportunity for budding ghostbusters to explore one of England’s eeriest places.

Oxford Castle Take FGW train to Oxford Oxford Castle’s service as a place of incarceration dates back to 1071. By the 15th century it had gained a reputation as a terrifying place of rough justice, meted out by the fearsome Marshall William Smith, the King’s Prison Keeper. Notorious arsenic poisoner Mary Blandy EERIE was hanged outside the Haunted castle in 1752, while a Oxford 16 | escape



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Stonehenge Take FGW train to Salisbury The magic and mystery of Stonehenge continue to cast a spell over everyone who visits it. Possibly nearly 3,000 years old, this ancient stone circle has long

fascinated writers, artists and musicians, turning up in everything from The Beatles’ film Help! to the cult science fiction series Quatermass. Theories abound as to the circle’s origin and purpose – was it a place of pre-Christian

worship, a burial site, or even a landing pad for extraterrestrials? Whatever the truth, there are few more powerful or evocative sights in the world than seeing Stonehenge shrouded in mist and grey light on a winter’s morning, or etched in twilight as darkness

descends. The site is open every day of the week, and a complimentary audio tour is included in the price of the admission ticket, although bear in mind that from the start of November last admittance is at 3.30pm.

MAGICAL Stonehenge, site of mystery

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MORBID Touring the tombs at Highgate Nearest Tube Archway (High Barnet branch) ‘A spectre is haunting Europe’. So wrote Karl Marx – buried in Highgate’s East Cemetery – at the start of the history-changing Communist Manifesto. It has to be admitted that Marx and Friedrich Engels were talking about the spirit of socialism rather than, say, the ‘Highgate Vampire’, just one of the many ghosts claimed to have been spotted in London’s most famous Gothic burial ground. The large memorial erected to Marx is one of Highgate’s most-visited features, but there are plenty of other famous names buried here, including George Eliot, Jeremy Beadle,

Sir Ralph Richardson and Lucien Freud. First opened in 1839, the cemetery is now recognised as an informal nature reserve that’s home to a large variety of plants and wildlife. It’s certainly a great place to go to quietly contemplate questions about life, the universe and everything (the title of a novel by author Douglas Adams, also buried in Highgate).


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Tintagel Castle Take FGW train to

Bodmin Parkway Today it only exists as a glorious ruin, but Tintagel Castle was once a significant medieval fortification. More interestingly, it was also rumoured to be the birthplace of Arthur Pendragon, the legendary king of Britain whose quest for the Holy Grail has become the stuff of myth and legend. The tale has grown in the telling, so that the wizard

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Merlin, the love affair between brave Sir Lancelot and Arthur’s wife Guinevere, the knights of the round table, the lady of the lake and the magical sword Excalibur all feel now like details from an early instalment of the television series Game of Thrones. So why not go back to the source of one of Britain’s most cherished fantasies, and experience for yourself the enduring mystery of this bleak and beautiful place?



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MYTHIC Legendary Tintagel Castle

erhaps the most famous ghost story of them all, ‘The Turn of the Screw’ by Henry James, begins with a group gathered round a fire listening to ‘gruesome’ stories, ‘as on Christmas Eve in an old house a strange tale should essentially be’, as the narrator puts it. The BBC certainly agreed, making a series of ghost stories for broadcast at Christmas throughout the 1970s, many of them based on the work of James’ namesake, the English academic

M. R. James. In 2012, these fantastically spooky short films were collected together by the British Film Institute (BFI) in a best-selling box set aptly titled Ghost Stories for Christmas. In time for Halloween, the BFI has now launched a UKwide season of screenings, talks, books and DVDs celebrating Britain’s fascination with all things Gothic. Among the new DVD titles are Supernatural and Dead of Night, two more classic 70s television programmes with a

decidedly scary atmosphere that make for perfect home viewing on a dark winter’s night. And if you can’t get enough of all things ghostly, the Gothique Film Society will commence its 48th season of film screenings in October at London’s Conway Hall. Established in 1965, the society remains committed to showing the best and rarest horror, science fiction and fantasy films on the big screen – where they belong. thegothiquefilm

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Five faces of First

You may have caught them on your television on Thursday nights. Now Escape steps through the screen to bring you the stars of Channel 5’s The Railway: First Great Western


e’ve seen doctors and nurses, police officers, airline staff and even estate agents caught on camera on our television screens in the past few years. Channel 5’s documentary series, which screened from the end of August, followed the working lives of the staff of First Great Western. The Railway: First Great Western features a team of dedicated drivers, managers, ticket inspectors and technicians as they help millions of passengers move along the spectacular Great Western route every year. Each programme tells the staff’s extraordinary stories, giving us an insight into the stresses and strains – and fun and laughter – of working for one of Britain’s largest train companies. Here’s our run-down of some of the faces you will have come to know, love and possibly even fear! Perhaps you’ll spot one or more of them on your next trip.

Monarch on the move

Jody Edwards Strong-willed, straight-talking ex-air hostess Jody has seen and heard it all across her miles as Train Manager. She's responsible for the smooth

running of the train, liaising with the train guard and dispatchers to ensure that everything runs on time. ‘I was asked one afternoon if I had a spare half-an-hour

Derek Mitchell Cheery team player and St Ives Branch Line Supervisor Derek makes sure the branch line runs smoothly and effectively. With up to 1,000 people stopping by hourly throughout the Cornish summer, Derek keeps himself busy with ticketing, keeping security in check, and ensuring that the customers

are happy. ‘I had never done anything like this before but I am a people person and like having a chat so, when they asked me to get involved, I said I would give it a go. I’m looking forward to seeing the end result, although I’ll probably cringe when I watch it on TV and hear what my voice sounds like. I don’t think Brad Pitt will be calling.’

to answer a few questions for a TV production company,’ says Jody of her low-key entry into the world of television stardom. ‘From this came my appearance in

the show. A camera crew followed me around for a couple of days. It was good fun, but also quite hard work, because you end up having to explain a lot for the camera.’

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Of her new-found fame, Jody says: ‘It’s been quite funny being on telly. Lots of passengers have recognised me. On the day after the first episode aired someone even asked

Simon Jeffrey At the start of The Railway: First Great Western, Simon has just been promoted to the role of Duty Station Manager at Paddington Station. He's soon faced with

me for my autograph! And a nice couple also asked to have their photo taken with me. Of course colleagues have taken the mick, but that’s to be expected!’

a fire on the line, which causes significant delays on a hot Friday in London. It’s down to Simon and the team at Paddington to keep passengers updated, and bear the brunt of their frustration.

Dave Bunyan Revenue Protection Inspector Dave considers himself part revenue enforcer and part social worker. He’s heard every fare-dodging excuse in the book and is on first-name terms with a number of regular travellers. Dave spends his days putting his experience in debt recovery into action and he carries out everything from spot checks to group operations. Of his experience in front of the camera, Dave says: 'Initially I had my reservations about becoming involved but, the more I worked with the film crew, the easier it became. I realised the series wasn’t intended as something for the rail enthusiast, it

was more about one person’s life on the railway at a particular time. I grasped the nettle and ended up enjoying it. 'We had an allday filming at Henley-on-Thames which covered fare evasion, customer service, special events, lost property, lost passengers – the whole spectrum of what is deemed to be a normal day on the network.’

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Will Ginieres Will works as a technician at the Long Rock Depot in Penzance. A normal working day for him begins in the evening – the night shift gives him more time to spend with his family. Before working on the railway, Will used to be in the RAF, but he says he is here to stay. What he likes most about his job is that he is ‘allowed to function on his own thoughts all the time’.

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Poptastic! Justin Timberlake JT is back on the scene with his new album The 20/20 Experience, and with it has come the announcement of a 2014 UK tour. As we write, no dates have yet been divulged, but – if the new single is anything to go by – we’re pretty excited nonetheless. Expect extravagant staging and provocative dances in a mammoth venue. ★

and Louis have added more dates, including two extra nights at Wembley Arena. Could you find a better stage on which to catch the biggest boy band in the world? It promises to be a fantastic show with cheeky charm from the boys and screaming girls galore. ★ Rudimental 14-15 February O2 Brixton Academy Nearest Tube

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Brixton Since the release of the 2012 single 'Feel the Love',

British electronic outfit Rudimental have gone from strength to strength, and show no signs of letting up any time soon. With new tour dates just announced, it looks like Rudimental are gearing up to own 2014. ★

Comedy central Miranda Hart: My, What I Call, Live Show On tour from 28 February Miranda Hart needs little introduction. The BAFTAnominated star of sitcom Miranda

and period drama Call the Midwife, is a household name. For this tour she’s inviting you to her party, and as hostess looks to entertain with humorous attempts at song and dance. Should be a blast. ★

With the New Year hurtling towards us, it’s time to start putting some entries into next year’s diary. Here’s our pick of the finest events, performances and festivals – just a little while down the track

Russell Howard: Wonderbox On tour from 21 February Another TV regular, Russell Howard is back doing what he does best, going out on the road with a great new show. Young and razor-sharp, Russell is everything you want in a comedian. ★ Lee Evans: Monsters On tour from 18 August A veteran of the comedy scene, Lee Evans is one of Britain’s biggest – and perhaps sweatiest – entertainers. Here he returns with a new show that promises to be as animated as ever, playing to more fans than ever before across 50 nights. ★ Jack Whitehall On tour from 5 March Jack Whitehall first caught our

attention as the presenter of E4’s Big Brother’s Big Mouth and he's rarely been off our screens ever since, with appearances on Mock the Week and 8 Out of 10 Cats, not to mention his hit TV series Fresh Meat. Make sure you catch his new show in 2014. ★ Punt and Dennis On tour from 18 January Punt and Dennis, groundbreaking comedians and former collaborators with David Baddiel and Robert Newman, return with a new stand-up show. Perfect for fans of their BBC Radio 4 programmes The Now Show and It’s Been a Bad Week. ★ puntdennis

incredible PERFORMERS Quidam, Cirque Du Soleil 4 January2 February Royal Albert Hall Nearest Tube

South Kensington Prepare to be transported into the whimsical world of Cirque du Soleil, an experience made all the better by being staged in the incredible surroundings of the Royal Albert Hall. This latest production promises to mesmerise, with world-class performances from over 50 acrobats, singers, musicians and more. A truly

unmissable treat, Quidam is far from being just another circus act. ★ cirquedusoleil. com War horse 18-19 July Wales Millennium Centre Take FGW train to Cardiff Central There’s rarely a dry eye in the house after a production of War Horse. Whether you’ve read the original book by Michael Morpurgo, seen the Steven Spielberg film version, or simply heard about this production's theatrical razzledazzle, it would be a hard-hearted theatregoer who didn't leave deeply touched by this story of one horse's experience in the First World War. ★

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NEW YEAR King Lear From January National Theatre, London Nearest Tube Waterloo Sam Mendes will direct Simon Russell Beale in Shakespeare’s classic about royalty gone wrong. How the Skyfall director finds the time, what with his production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in London’s West End and a new James Bond film in the pipeline, we’re not sure, but we’re positive his take on the Bard’s tragedy will be a suitably epic one. ★

One for the kids Horrible HistorIES Barmy Britain Tour On tour from January Meet all your favourite historical figures as they come alive on stage in this spectacular new show. Whether you’re five or 105, it’s history like you’ve never seen before. With a brilliant combination of terrible tales, amazing acting and 3D bogglevision, it’s a gruesomely great night out for all the family. l

Art attack Richard Hamilton exhibition 13 February-26 May Tate Modern, London Nearest Tube Southwark The late Richard Hamilton is widely regarded as one of the founding figures of Pop Art, with a career spanning more than 60 years. In 2014, Tate Modern is putting on a major retrospective of his work,

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including his iconic depictions of such celebrated figures as Mick Jagger and Margaret Thatcher. ★ William Blake: Apprentice and Master 18 November-15 February 2015 The Ashmolean, Oxford Take FGW train to Oxford Towards the end of 2014, the Ashmolean in Oxford will host a major exhibition of work by the visionary 18th-century British painter and poet William Blake. 'Apprentice and Master' will explore how Blake drew inspiration from earlyRenaissance artists, and how his own work went on to inspire the next generation of young printmakers. A great opportunity to see some of Blake’s seminal works up close. ★ Strange Beauty: Masters of the German Renaissance 19 February-11 May National Gallery, London You probably know your Michelangelos from your Da Vincis, but can you tell a Dürer from a Cranach? The muchoverlooked German Renaissance comes to the National Gallery in London this spring, so expect to get better acquainted with some of northern Europe's greatest artists. Think of all the elegance and grace of the Italian Renaissance only with more intensity, not to mention an almost limitless attention to detail, and you have the German Renaissance. Enjoy! ★ national

Wilderness Festival 7-10 August Cornbury Park Take FGW train to Charlbury Set in the gorgeous surroundings of Cornbury Park, this young festival has a chilled-out vibe. Glastonbury’s baby sister, it’s full of great music and thought-provoking talks, plus impressive theatrical, culinary and literary events. There’s even a fully functioning spa. What more could you ask for? ★ Bristol Slapstick Festival 24-27 January Various venues, Bristol Take FGW train to

Bristol Temple Meads The Bristol Slapstick Festival is

London Mime Festival 9 January-1 February Bath Literature Festival 28 February-9 March

the biggest event of its kind and, entering its 10th year, is going from strength to strength. The highlight of the festival looks to be the gala event at Colston Hall where three classic films will be shown, each accompanied by a live orchestra. ★ The Great Bath Feast October Various venues, Bath Take FGW train to Bath Spa From the city that gave us the legendary Mary Berry, this month-long food festival is a must for anyone who loves a great feast – and, let's be honest, who doesn’t? It’s a celebration of the finest wines, artisan cheeses, street foods, exquisite puddings and meaty treats. Go on, tuck in. ★

Glastonbury Festival 25 June-29 June Cornbury Festival 4-6 July

The Sunday Times Oxford Literary Festival 22-30 March

WOMAD Festival 24-27 July

Bristol VegFest 23-25 May

Reading Festival 23-25 August

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The Lowdown

swansea Beautiful beaches draw the crowds to Wales’ waterfront city. By Cara Devine

Three Cliffs at Gower, near Swansea

Indoor market as seen on TV

Hooked on Jimmy Osmond

TAKE IN THE VIEW AT RHOSSILI BAY Recipient of such accolades as Britain’s best beach and best picnic spot, Rhossili Bay is three miles of unadulterated natural beauty. Brave a steep path and you have access to gorgeous sandy beaches, imposing cliffs and coastal walks with stunning views. You can stroll over to the Worm’s Head islet at low tide or, for the more energetic (and hardy!), the waves are often suitable for surfing. l

The owners bring their haute cuisine background to bear on the best of Wales’ local and seasonal produce. From it they have crafted an ingenious and delicious menu, combined with a quality wine selection and personable service. Well worth a visit. l

STROLL AROUND THE MARITIME QUARTER This recently rejuvenated area has a mix of Georgian, Victorian and modern architecture that provides the perfect backdrop for a wander. At the marina, decide which boat you’d buy if you won the lottery, browse a craft gallery, then grab some refreshment at one of the quarter’s many bars, restaurants and cafes. The new National Waterfront Museum is also nearby, should you need to brush up on your knowledge of Wales’ industrial and maritime past through the museum’s cuttingedge interactive technology. l HAVE A MEAL TO REMEMBER AT SLICE This tiny (really – it seats 18) restaurant is fast becoming Swansea’s worst-kept secret.



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Swansea City AFC was founded in

century Swansea was nicknamed ‘Copperopolis’ because it produced so much copper

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Worm’s Head at Rhossili has the seventh most photographed sunset in the world

Actress Catherine Zeta Jones and actor Rob Brydon

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Mannheim, Germany

BROWSE THE WARES AT SWANSEA INDOOR MARKET Housing more than 100 stalls, this great vaulted steel and glass structure dates from 1960, although the market has existed in some form or other for more than 1,000 years. It was recently the subject of a BBC documentary chronicling the traders’ fight for survival in this age of retail giants and out-of-town shopping centres, so take this chance to show your support for independent retailers. You’ll find everything from traditional Welsh cuisine to books and clothes and, of course, some quality banter from the traders. l GET PARTICIPATIVE AT A PANTOMIME SWANSEA GRAND THEATRE What better way to wind up your day than with a swashbuckling pantomime adventure? This new production of Peter Pan, starring Jimmy Osmond, guarantees a treasure chest full of fun, with magnificent scenery, beautiful costumes, an abundance of comedy and stunning flying sequences. l

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Stuck for festive gift ideas for picky family members? London’s shops and boutiques offer a world of choice beyond socks and soap on a rope

Mrs Kibble’s Olde Sweet Shoppe

Absolute Vintage

Les Senteurs

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Bond Street Whisk mum back to her childhood with some good old-fashioned sweets. Mrs Kibble (who really does exist) keeps the capital’s West End on a sugar high with bestsellers such as rhubarb and custard, and toffee crumble. A box of assorted, handmade English truffles makes the perfect present for chocolate lovers.

Shoreditch High Street Coco Chanel once said that ‘fashion changes, but style endures’, and these words certainly ring true at this renowned vintage clothes shop. Whether you’re looking to strike a pose in a rara skirt or dial back the decades with a 1940s dress, Absolute Vintage always has something timeless and distinctive.

Nearest tube Marble Arch Follow your nose down to London’s oldest independent perfumery and discover more than 350 fragrances from around the world. The award-winning Les Senteurs was originally conceived as a refuge from the hustle and bustle of the department store perfume counter, giving customers a more personalised shopping experience and time to stop and smell the roses.

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DAD Harold Moores Music

Highbury Vintners

Nearest tube Oxford Circus Specialists in classical and jazz music, this record shop deals in many rarities you might not find on iTunes. Browse the works of the great masters across two floors and pick out some gems for a loved one’s collection. Even if you’re new to the classics, helpful and informative staff can guide you through 1,000 years’ worth of music.

Arsenal Stocking close to 1,300 wines, this independent wine merchant likes to focus on smaller producers. Highbury Vintners also mixes the grape and the grain with an ever-changing range of microbrews, single malts and interesting liqueurs for cocktails and more. Nearest tube

sister Tatty Devine

Tate Modern

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Nearest tube Southwark Stocking the widest range of books on modern art and culture in the UK, Tate Modern has not one but three shops in the towering former Bankside Power Station. Alongside the weighty coffee table reads there’s an attractive range of jewellery and lots of art supplies to help realise your relative's artistic ambitions. tate-modern

Shoreditch High Street With their Daliesque moustache necklaces and lightning bolt earrings, Tatty Devine’s fun and irreverent approach to jewellery sets them apart from the crowd. Designers Harriet Vine and Rosie Wolfenden founded the company in 1999 and quickly built a loyal following, creating imaginative pop pieces in brightly coloured plastic.

London Review Bookshop Nearest tube Holborn The eminent literary journal has its very own bricks and mortar shop. It's crammed with an eclectic selection of books, with tomes on politics, current affairs and history particularly well represented. Step into the adjoining cake shop for a slice of a London literary coffee house in the best tradition.

Duke of Uke Take overground train to Shoreditch High Street For virtuosos and beginners alike, the capital’s one and only ukulele and banjo emporium caters to players of all abilities. New and vintage instruments come in all shapes and sizes and a wide selection of sheet music allows you to add a Hawaiian lilt to bands such as AC/DC and The Beatles. More than just a music shop, Duke of Uke also offers ukulele lessons and regular gigs.

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Gosh! Comics


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Tottenham Court Road Superhero antics, vintage children’s books and cuttingedge small press all collide at this comic shop with something for everyone. Graphic novels are the main focus, but what makes Gosh! special is the chance to buy exclusive limited-edition prints signed by writers and artists. Enthusiastic staff are always on hand with recommendations.

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Shepherd’s Bush For a gift with a difference, go gadget mad at RED5, which stocks everything from the really useful to the appealingly outlandish. The shop features hundreds of innovative products and great presents for the young and young at heart, including remote-control helicopters and a selection of truly mind-bending puzzles.

GRANDPARENTS Fortnum & Mason Nearest tube

Piccadilly Circus The iconic Fortnum & Mason department store in the heart of central London specialises in tempting tuck boxes for every occasion. Fortnum’s first hampers were

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created to meet the demands of well-heeled travellers in the late 1730s, and they continue to pack in everything from cheese and biscuits to venison salami and champagne. fortnumandmason. com

Bond Street Far from your average cuppa, the capital’s finest tea store brings a special blend of connoisseurship and knowledge to the art of brewing up. Postcard’s close relationship with

Various locations Craftsmanship is the watchword at this menswear label, which has four stores across central London selling wardrobe essentials. Anyone who appreciates casual clothes and effortless style will be happy flicking through the rails of classic T-shirts and Japanese denim jeans on sale here. Albam’s inspiration comes courtesy of old-school cool icons such as actors Steve McQueen and Paul Newman.


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producers all over the world lets you discover oolong from Taiwan or a Beijing breakfast black tea, all the while picking out the perfect pot to warm along with all the accessories.

Portobello Market Nearest tube

Ladbroke Grove Portobello is really several markets in one. Saturday is when all are in full swing, with the main attraction being the vibrant antiques and bric-a-brac section covering collectibles of every description. There are also some weird and wonderful street performers to be spotted while you’re perfecting

your haggling skills among the hundreds of stalls. portobelloroad.


Friday 29 November 2013 to Sunday 12 January 2014

Don’t forget... Wednesday 6 to Saturday 9 November


By Dawn King Directed by Blanche McIntyre

Written and directed by Peter Duncan Robin Hood rides into Oxford for the Playhouse’s acclaimed annual pantomime. Book now, because it ‘Sher wood’ be a shame to miss it! A very glittery and joyful festive bauble on the top of this year’s tree. HHHH What’s On Stage on Dick Whittington 2012

Tickets: from £14 NO BOOKING FEE! £1 off all tickets booked before Friday 1 November 2013.

Call the ticket office or visit the website for more information.

A stunning and intelligent spy thriller, from an award-winning writer and director super-team. Featuring spies, double-agents, and important questions about identity in a world where everyone lies.

Tuesday 19 to Saturday 23 November

To Sir, With Love

Adapted by Ayub Khan Din Based on the major 1967 film of the same name, this heartwarming story follows the struggles of a black teacher in post-war England. Matthew Kelly stars at the Friday and Saturday performances. HHHH Times

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T P FARE Y Restaurateur, food writer and seafood guru Mitch Tonks on some of his favourite foodie destinations

ou either love oysters or you hate them. I am an oyster fan and I love to eat them just as they are. But finding great oysters can become a bit of a mission. The preferred provenance of an oyster is personal to the oyster eater and they can be quite different in flavour. Size will vary hugely too. So my advice? Get tasting and find out what you like. Is there a polite way to eat oysters? They are best consumed direct from the shell, or using an oyster fork to ensure you don’t splash your neighbour with the divine juice. Be sure to chew and properly taste the flesh of the oyster rather than just swallow it. Baking or grilling an oyster changes it dramatically, as does the addition of gutsy flavours such as Tabasco, fresh chillies and garlic. How to tell if your oyster is really fresh? The shell should be tightly shut and not gaping at all, and when opened it should contain some liquor or juice and not be dry. The next best test is the smell. Breathe it in and it should be just like being at the seaside. Imagine the tide washing in, the salty seaweedy freshness of the ocean – the smell of a fresh oyster will transport your senses right there in an instant. There are two types of oyster that you will be faced with at the fishmonger. The first is the wild or native oyster, which is round and flat, with firm and sweet meat. This oyster is always the connoisseur’s choice. The other type of oyster you will more commonly find is the rock oyster. This has a deep bottom or cup, and a flat top shell and a pointed end. These oysters are farmed and available all year round, whereas the wild oyster is only fished between September and April (hence the saying about eating oysters when there is an R in the month).

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WRIGHT BROtherS What they don’t know about oysters isn’t worth knowing. At Borough Market, Soho and The Ferryboat Inn in Cornwall.

J SHEEKEY A seafood restaurant in the heart of London’s theatre district. It just feels right to always have oysters here.

ROCKFISH BRISTOL Clifton is centre of the serious food scene in Bristol and quality seafood is really celebrated here.

Pearls of wisdom

Mitch’s quick oyster recipes Oyster tartare Finely chop a shallot, a tablespoon of capers and a tablespoon of gherkins. Mix them with a few drops of Tabasco then sprinkle this mixture over the top of your shucked oyster with a squeeze of lemon.

Oysters lardo parmigiano Scrunch up some foil and then open it out on to a tray. Open 12 oysters (enough for two people) then press them into the foil so they do not roll on their side. Sprinkle on a few drops of

Worcestershire sauce, a little Parmesan and some black pepper. Lay a strip of lardo on top then sprinkle a bit more Parmesan. Grill under a hot grill for 4-5 minutes until the lardo and cheese have melted. Sprinkle with parsley and serve.

CRAB HOUSE WEYMOUTH Portland oyster beds are right in front of the café. How good is that?

HIX OYSTER & FISH HOUSE This room’s stylish views over the Cobb, Lyme Regis, offer the perfect backdrop for enjoying fine oysters.

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WAYNE ROONEY Wayne Rooney was born in Croxteth, Liverpool. He was brought up in the council house he shared with his parents and two older brothers. It was always Wayne’s dream to become a footballer. At the age of 9 he joined the academy of the club he supported, Tranmere Rovers. Aged just 16, Wayne scored a last-minute winner to end Chelsea’s unbeaten 30-game run, becoming the Premier League’s youngest goalscorer in the process. Wayne Rooney signed for Manchester United in August 2004.

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Queen: The darling buddies of Brian May

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BAND OF HORSES St Augustine Formed in 2004, cult American rock band Band of Horses hail from Seattle, and although plaid and facial hair define their look, their actual sound is quite different from the more generic grunginess that you normally associate with that city. ‘St Augustine’ is beautiful and delicate and rugged and robust, all at the same time – a clever trick if you can pull it off!

BIG STAR September Gurls Big Star are one of those bands that failed to make it big at the time, but have since escaped obscurity to become a major influence on all sorts of more famous acts, such as REM. The oddly-spelt ‘September Gurls’ is a glistening piece of American power pop. U2 October The name of the Irish rock outfit’s second album, ‘October’ is also the second song on side two of that particular record. Unlike much of the rest of the disc, it’s a quiet, near-instrumental piece.

Rod’s September song

MORRISSEY November Spawned a Monster Released as a single in 1990, this song is apparently one of Mozzer’s personal favourites. Erstwhile Smiths band member Andy Rourke features on the track, which appears to have been influenced by the darkly poetic novel Les Chants de Maldoror. TEENAGE FANCLUB December We’ve already mentioned Big Star, but if there was ever a band influenced by that earlier outfit, it’s got to be the Scottish group Teenage Fanclub. Indeed, you suspect that the name of this track is a conscious reference to the aforementioned ‘September Gurls’. This song comes from the band’s classic breakthrough 1991 album, Bandwagonesque.


ROD STEWART Maggie May Not only does this song feature a month in its title, but the word ‘September’ turns up within the first couple of lines. ‘Maggie May’ is ranked 130 in Rolling Stone magazine’s Top 500 tracks of all time. Recorded in 1971, it reached number one in both the UK and the US and remains one of Rod Stewart’s best-known hits.

THE KINKS Rainy Day in June This Ray Davies-penned song finds The Kinks in wonderfully morose form, as they chronicle ‘misty shadows’ and demons coming to life when a bright blue summer’s day turns all grey and nasty. A neglected gem, the tune first appeared on 1966’s Face to Face, The Kink’s fourth studio album.

ANSWERS WRONG TRACK: Wayne’s brothers are both younger than him. The club he joined aged 9 was Everton, and it was Arsenal’s unbeaten run that he ended. THE POINTS: 1. The Mona Lisa 2. Mario 3. Frank Oz 4. Greenland 5. The Doors Make the Connection: They were all married four times

QUEEN The March of the Black Queen Taken from their second album (helpfully titled Queen II), this is a song not to be quibbled with. It’s the band working at their multi-tracked, extravagant best, seemingly throwing everything at what is a truly epic production. But with lyrics such as ‘Blue powder monkeys playing in the dead of night’, we’ve really no idea what the song is all about.

(Image left) Mierle Laderman Ukeles, Washing, Tracks, Maintenance – Outside, 1973. Courtesy the artist and Ronald Feldman Fine Arts, New York. (Image right) Michael Dean, I want me kids to have the same chances (Working Title), 2013. Image credit: The Artist. Courtesy Supportico Lopez Berlin, Herald Street London and Mendes Wood São Paolo.


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Sandi Toksvig

The ever-popular television and radio presenter shares some favourite anecdotes ahead of her new show, My Valentine SANDI’S heroines Sandi Toksvig gives us her top five female role models Shami Chakrabarti Director of campaign group Liberty Jude Kelly Artistic director of the South Bank Arts Centre Helena Kennedy Human rights lawyer Kate Mosse Author Juliet Stevenson Actress


andi Toksvig is on story-telling form as she prepares for her latest one-woman show, My Valentine. ‘I was on my way to Truro in Cornwall,’ she begins in a voice familiar to anyone who has switched on British television or radio in the last 30 years. ‘I was taking a flight from Gatwick but it was cancelled – because I was the only person who thought it a good idea to get there by flying. So, I had to take a black cab all the way to Truro, and on the way we drove past Stonehenge – in a London taxi. I thought it was really rather marvellous. And the bill was 400 and something pounds.’

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This is just a taster of the extraordinary life Toksvig draws upon in the My Valentine tour. ‘I’m in my anecdote-age,’ she puns. ‘I’m 55 years old and I’m still passionate about life, so the show is my Valentine to life.’ Born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Toksvig was brought up in England and studied at the University of Cambridge where she was a member of the famous Cambridge Footlights. A successful career in television and radio soon followed, presenting and appearing in a host of innovative programmes, including Whose Line Is It Anyway, QI, Mock the Week and The News Quiz. And that’s to say

I’m still passionate about life, so the show is my Valentine to life nothing of the countless books and plays she’s written. Toksvig has also just finished her first year as chancellor at the University of Portsmouth, which she describes as a wholly pleasurable experience. ‘Just last week I spent an entire week shaking 4,500 hands to graduate them and try and send them off with a spring in their step. It’s

fab – and I get to dress as a wizard.’ Scholastic wizardry is all very well, but our favourite of Toksvig’s anecdotes is the one where she holds hands with Neil Armstrong’s secretary, just as the great man steps on to the surface of the moon. ‘I was 11,’ she begins. ‘My father was reporting for Danish television, so my brother and I were just hanging out in mission control and she [Neil Armstrong’s secretary] was looking a bit anxious, so I held her hand.’ For more great stories, make sure you catch Toksvig on tour this year.






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