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E S P Te s t s Con d u c t e d This past Saturday, 10

They proceeded to invalidate any

individuals were brought

found results entirely by turning

together on the Penthouse of the

the competition into total farce

Academy where they were used

for the amusement of themselves

as subjects in an oddly conducted as well as those participating. No aptitude test for Extrasensory Perception. The 10 individuals were grouped into five teams, and questions would be posed to one team member about the other. If they were correct, a system of points was awarded as a way of positive reinforcement. A rather strange development occurred when a sixth team entered the testing area and became the honorary “Team i”.

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one complained.


In the end those deemed most

for the

likely (despite the experiments,

position of

rather unconventional disruption)


to possess telepathic powers

Director were

were Grace Babbs and Sam


Dinga, followed by Underlings

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Rachel Cook and NaKeya Owens.


There has been no word on what


the consequences of these test

can be found

might be. One never knows when

on the Gatton

MK-Ultra might come calling.

Academy website.

T h r o u g h W i t h P l ay i n g b y t h e R u l e s o f S o m e o n e E l s e ’s G a m e

Prom approaches.

The wickedest

no one laid a lily on

miss when they

Prepare your

witch that ever was

her grave. Many of

misbehave. By all

sacrifices and

is dead. She was the

the inhabitants of

accounts, her life

remember to

enemy of all in Oz.

The Academy were

was lonely, and she

keep it

and it was officially

present at the

died alone. It just


confirmed that she

celebration, and

shows when your

is dead. She was

they learned much

wicked, you are left

not mourned, and

about what people

only on your own.

Who wants a goldfish?


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This headmas-

misbehaving children. Reported-

ter is going to

ly, he even has a 5 foot long tail.

be awful. He

If he doesn’t eat you first, then

probably has

he might put you to work trim-

hundreds of

ming his long toe nails, or polish-

sharp, pointy

ing his scales. This is not some-

teeth perfect

thing to look forward to at all.

for eating

Supernatural Diversity As a supernatural entity myself, I was pleasantly surprised to see just how many supernat-

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ural beings there were living amongst you. It’s good to know that you live in a day and age

666 Limbo

were demon– and mankind alike can live together as seamlessly as though they were one

The First Circle, Hell

and the same. Although I can see the vampires struggling day by day not to drink your blood, their restraint is admirable. Living in a building full of so many people can’t be easy


for them, with all of you wandering around like Happy Meals™ on legs. The fairy among

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you has been met with nothing but acceptance and affection, most likely as a result of her own output of positive energy into the Academy. Those of you with werewolves as roommates have even been understanding enough to accept and become used to their odd sleeping habits. The moon is an inevitable force after all. Not to mention, I do believe that some of you haven’t even noticed a friend of yours’ status as a Halfling. Talk about lowered mirrors. I was particularly surprised to note the level of acceptance towards the succubus in your midst given their history with your species. But live and let live or at least kill without prejudice, that’s my motto. Your progressiveness on this matter is refreshing when there are still so many who would instantly head for the nearest Witch-pyre, and yet not a single member of the wicca community has received the slightest bit of harassment on the subject. The populous of the Academy can often be noted as saying that they don’t judge and in light of this, I find myself inclined to believe them.


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