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E S P Te s t s Con d u c t e d This past Saturday, 10
They proceeded to invalidate any
individuals were brought
found results entirely by turning
together on the Penthouse of the
the competition into total farce
Academy where they were used
for the amusement of themselves
as subjects in an oddly conducted as well as those participating. No aptitude test for Extrasensory Perception. The 10 individuals were grouped into five teams, and questions would be posed to one team member about the other. If they were correct, a system of points was awarded as a way of positive reinforcement. A rather strange development occurred when a sixth team entered the testing area and became the honorary “Team i”.
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In the end those deemed most
likely (despite the experiments,
rather unconventional disruption)
to possess telepathic powers
were Grace Babbs and Sam
Dinga, followed by Underlings
Rachel Cook and NaKeya Owens.
There has been no word on what
the consequences of these test
can be found
might be. One never knows when
on the Gatton
MK-Ultra might come calling.
T h r o u g h W i t h P l ay i n g b y t h e R u l e s o f S o m e o n e E l s e ’s G a m e
no one laid a lily on
miss when they
witch that ever was
her grave. Many of
misbehave. By all
is dead. She was the
the inhabitants of
accounts, her life
enemy of all in Oz.
The Academy were
was lonely, and she
and it was officially
present at the
died alone. It just
confirmed that she
shows when your
is dead. She was
they learned much
wicked, you are left
not mourned, and
about what people
only on your own.
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misbehaving children. Reported-
ter is going to
ly, he even has a 5 foot long tail.
be awful. He
If he doesn’t eat you first, then
he might put you to work trim-
ming his long toe nails, or polish-
ing his scales. This is not some-
thing to look forward to at all.
Supernatural Diversity As a supernatural entity myself, I was pleasantly surprised to see just how many supernat-
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ural beings there were living amongst you. It’s good to know that you live in a day and age
were demon– and mankind alike can live together as seamlessly as though they were one
The First Circle, Hell
and the same. Although I can see the vampires struggling day by day not to drink your blood, their restraint is admirable. Living in a building full of so many people can’t be easy
for them, with all of you wandering around like Happy Meals™ on legs. The fairy among
you has been met with nothing but acceptance and affection, most likely as a result of her own output of positive energy into the Academy. Those of you with werewolves as roommates have even been understanding enough to accept and become used to their odd sleeping habits. The moon is an inevitable force after all. Not to mention, I do believe that some of you haven’t even noticed a friend of yours’ status as a Halfling. Talk about lowered mirrors. I was particularly surprised to note the level of acceptance towards the succubus in your midst given their history with your species. But live and let live or at least kill without prejudice, that’s my motto. Your progressiveness on this matter is refreshing when there are still so many who would instantly head for the nearest Witch-pyre, and yet not a single member of the wicca community has received the slightest bit of harassment on the subject. The populous of the Academy can often be noted as saying that they don’t judge and in light of this, I find myself inclined to believe them.
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