The White Dove S om e t h i n g W i cke d t h i s Way Com e s
The Tesla Society 2/10/2014
rather allowing the entire spectrum to pass right though it. Simply put, we were
invisible. But no longer. We, your benevolent editors, are coming out into the light. Well, not really. We think we’ll stick to the shadows. What we should have said is that our paper is coming into the light, (or
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reflecting it). No, we will not share the secret of invisibility We are a non-denominational, non-discriminatory , pro-creatures employer. Potential writers can direct their letters to our current forwarding address. The Tesla Society 37332 Limbo
The Former White Dove Hello,
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The First Circle, Hell
When we, your editors, first started
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publishing The White Dove we were
animal bone for the summoning spell.
shocked at the low response from our
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audience. However, we have realized our
mistake. After careful scientific
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investigation, we discovered that our paper was not reflecting any light, but
new owners “very happy” with the
Your Benevolent Editors
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moved to Saturday
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member of the Bowling
those who did not
Green Community. “He was
live up to
like an annoying little
brother to me, just a kid,
The police have revealed no
really”, Big Red said
details on why Penskie may
emotionally. “I am just going
displaying signs of
have been targeted. They are
to miss him so much”.
appealing to the community
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way-station comes in very handy
much as the name suggests.
Due to the lack of any sub-
when dodging assassination
missions, for our first visible
Most outspoken of the editors.
volume we will be giving you
Beauregard- Snuck into the way-
a personal look at our edi-
Locke -The scariest of the
tors. To place a personal add,
station with the forwarded mail. Ap-
bunch. Great friend to have
parently, nobody likes a demon with
if you aren’t eaten first.
A Brief Explanation of the Origins of The White Dove and Her Editors. As inhabitants of a non-denominational way-station, we have become accustomed to not being taken seriously or altogether ignored. However, after observing your civilization we have determined that those most likely to pay us any mind at all share a combination of descriptive characteristics found in those who inhabit your “Academy”. The fact that Locke has a cousin who has a friend who knows a guy who used to play cards with Judy, we assure you is a mere coincidence. This paper is an interpretation of your environment as we observe it. In short, we are hopelessly bored, and the next game of Cosmic Marbles won’t start for another age.
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A sk Ju d y Hello. Many of you know who I am, but for those of you who do not, I am
more to do but offer “life” experience to those who are alive enough to use it.
Judy. The vents don’t rattle on
Address your woes to me,;
their own-that’s my handiwork.
sometimes it takes an out of
The benevolent editors of The
body, out of mind perspective;
White Dove have asked me, in a
and if that fails I can always
show of solidarity with the now
remind you that no matter how
visible paper, to also become
bad things get, you will never
find yourself as soul-numbingly
Seeing as how this is likely the
bored as I.
most exciting thing I’ll do in the I have all the time in the world
next millennia, how could I refuse? Sad, that I have nothing
Eternally Yours, Judy
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Published on Apr 4, 2014