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Personality Walter Scott’s

putting his global culinary adventures on TV nearly 10 years ago. “I try to eat only at places popular with locals,” he says. “Particu-

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do much research for her character’s Alzheimer’s story line on Grey’s Anatomy?

larly if you’re talking about street food, always go to the place that’s crowded with happy-looking locals. Few vendors can stay in business by poisoning their neighbors.” As for not overeating, Bourdain, whose new Travel Channel show, The Layover, premieres in November, insists it’s all about pacing yourself. “I eat strategically, meaning that if I know I have a big Chinese banquet tonight, I’m not eating breakfast,” he says. “It’s a constant struggle.”

—Zen G., Los Angeles

A: “I did Internet research,” says Devine, 62, who got an Emmy nod for the role. “But [signs of the disease] are all around me, with friends taking care of aging parents. And when I get forgetful, I always wonder if it’s my turn.”

WALTER SCOTT ASKS …

Chris Colfer The Emmy-nominated Glee star, 21, is writing his first novel and has a film he scripted in the works.

Maybe Disney imagineer, but I think I’m good. I’m just trying to strike while the iron is hot.

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Anthony Bourdain can eat so many different foods without getting sick or too full. —C. B. Burke, Boston

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similarity is that we look alike. I’m not fashionable, and he stops traffic with what he wears—not in a good way. Has Kurt chosen his prom outfit yet? No, but I’m looking forward to his graduation gown. That should be a spectacle. He might BeDazzle it. For more with Colfer, go to Parade.com/glee. Have a question for Walter Scott? Visit Parade.com /celebrity or write Walter Scott at P.O. Box 5001, Grand Central Station, New York, N.Y. 10163-5001

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dant and Lotus mandala were designed by Me&Ro for the Emmy winner’s Joyful Heart Foundation, which helps survivors of sexual assault, domestic violence, and child abuse. (For more info, visit Joyful HeartFoundation.org.)

Cowell think The X Factor can beat American Idol in the ratings? —Sam, Orange County, Calif.

A: Though the Cowell-less Idol received 10 Emmy nominations this year, Simon says yes! “You don’t enter something for the silver medal; you do it because you want to be No. 1,” Cowell, 51, one of The X Factor’s judges and executive producers, has said. “We’re going to shove everything at this to try and make it the best show on TV.” The new singing competition premieres Sept. 21 on Fox at 8 p.m. ET. NNNNNNNNNN PARADE POLL

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team’s mascot each week—a tradition that began as a lark 15 years ago when he saw Brutus Buckeye, Ohio State’s mascot, walking by. Since then, he’s sported everything from the Oregon Duck head to a giant mask of his own face (above). Along the way, the show, which telecasts live from around the country at the “hottest” THIS IS THE ... O DAY T

game of the week, added a third hour and a new cohost, Erin Andrews. “It’s a family,” she says. “Everyone is constantly picking on each other.” This season has the whole team jazzed, especially Corso, who hopes to match his 1999 success. “I picked all 11 games correctly. I hope I’m that lucky again!” —Graydon Gordian

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Statins, a good option, work mainly with the liver. ZETIA works in the digestive tract, as do some other cholesterol-lowering medicines.

not enough to get your cholesterol where it needs to be. If you’re also taking a statin, ZETIA can help lower your LDL (bad)

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ZETIA to their statin medication reduced their bad cholesterol on average by an additional 25% compared with 4% in people who added a placebo (a pill with no medication). Individual results vary. Important Risk Information About ZETIA: ZETIA is a

prescription medicine and should not be taken by people who are allergic to any of its ingredients. ZETIA can be taken alone or with a statin. Statins should not be taken by women who are nursing or pregnant or who may become pregnant, or by anyone with liver Cholesterol from food is absorbed when it enters the digestive tract.

problems. If you have ever had liver problems or are pregnant or nursing, your doctor will decide if ZETIA alone is right for you. Your doctor may do blood tests to check your liver before you start taking ZETIA with a statin and during treatment. Unexplained muscle pain or weakness could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect and should be reported to your doctor right away. In clinical studies, patients reported few side effects while taking

ZETIA is unique in the way it helps block the absorption of cholesterol that comes from food. Unlike some statins, ZETIA has not been shown to prevent heart disease or heart attacks.

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ZETIA. These included diarrhea, joint pains, and tiredness. You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. Visit www.fda.gov/medwatch, or call 1-800-FDA-1088. Please read the more detailed information about ZETIA on the adjacent page. For more information, call 1-800-98 -ZETIA or visit zetia.com.

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Generic name: ezetimibe (e˘-ze˘t´-e˘-mı¯b)

Read this information carefully before you start taking ZETIA and each time you get more ZETIA. There may be new information. This information does not take the place of talking with your doctor about your medical condition or your treatment. If you have any questions about ZETIA, ask your doctor. Only your doctor can determine if ZETIA is right for you.

WHAT IS ZETIA? ZETIA is a medicine used to lower levels of total cholesterol and LDL (bad) cholesterol in the blood. ZETIA is for patients who cannot control their cholesterol levels by diet and exercise alone. It can be used by itself or with other medicines to treat high cholesterol. You should stay on a cholesterol-lowering diet while taking this medicine. ZETIA works to reduce the amount of cholesterol your body absorbs. ZETIA does not help you lose weight. ZETIA has not been shown to prevent heart disease or heart attacks. For more information about cholesterol, see the “What should I know about high cholesterol?” section that follows.

WHO SHOULD NOT TAKE ZETIA? • Do not take ZETIA if you are allergic to ezetimibe, the active ingredient in ZETIA, or to the inactive ingredients. For a list of inactive ingredients, see the “Inactive ingredients” section that follows. • If you have active liver disease, do not take ZETIA while taking cholesterol-lowering medicines called statins. • If you are pregnant or breast-feeding, do not take ZETIA while taking a statin. • If you are a woman of childbearing age, you should use an effective method of birth control to prevent pregnancy while using ZETIA added to statin therapy. ZETIA has not been studied in children under age 10.

WHAT SHOULD I TELL MY DOCTOR BEFORE AND WHILE TAKING ZETIA? Tell your doctor about any prescription and non-prescription medicines you are taking or plan to take, including natural or herbal remedies. Tell your doctor about all your medical conditions including allergies. Tell your doctor if you: • ever had liver problems. ZETIA may not be right for you. • are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. Your doctor will discuss with you whether ZETIA is right for you. • are breast-feeding. We do not know if ZETIA can pass to your baby through your milk. Your doctor will discuss with you whether ZETIA is right for you. • experience unexplained muscle pain, tenderness, or weakness.

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WHAT ARE THE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF ZETIA® (EZETIMIBE)? In clinical studies patients reported few side effects while taking ZETIA. These included diarrhea, joint pains, and feeling tired. Patients have experienced severe muscle problems while taking ZETIA, usually when ZETIA was added to a statin drug. If you experience unexplained muscle pain, tenderness, or weakness while taking ZETIA, contact your doctor immediately. You need to do this promptly, because on rare occasions, these muscle problems can be serious, with muscle breakdown resulting in kidney damage. Additionally, the following side effects have been reported in general use: allergic reactions (which may require treatment right away) including swelling of the face, lips, tongue, and/or throat that may cause difficulty in breathing or swallowing, rash, and hives; raised red rash, sometimes with target-shaped lesions; joint pain; muscle aches; alterations in some laboratory blood tests; liver problems; stomach pain; inflammation of the pancreas; nausea; dizziness; tingling sensation; depression; headache; gallstones; inflammation of the gallbladder. Tell your doctor if you are having these or any other medical problems while on ZETIA. For a complete list of side effects, ask your doctor or pharmacist.

WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT HIGH CHOLESTEROL? Cholesterol is a type of fat found in your blood. Your total cholesterol is made up of LDL and HDL cholesterol. LDL cholesterol is called “bad” cholesterol because it can build up in the wall of your arteries and form plaque. Over time, plaque build-up can cause a narrowing of the arteries. This narrowing can slow or block blood fl ow to your heart, brain, and other organs. High LDL cholesterol is a major cause of heart disease and one of the causes for stroke. HDL cholesterol is called “good” cholesterol because it keeps the bad cholesterol from building up in the arteries. Triglycerides also are fats found in your blood.

GENERAL INFORMATION ABOUT ZETIA Medicines are sometimes prescribed for conditions that are not mentioned in patient information leaflets. Do not use ZETIA for a condition for which it was not prescribed. Do not give ZETIA to other people, even if they have the same condition you have. It may harm them. This summarizes the most important information about ZETIA. If you would like more information, talk with your doctor. You can ask your pharmacist or doctor for information about ZETIA that is written for health professionals. Inactive ingredients: Croscarmellose sodium, lactose monohydrate, magnesium stearate, microcrystalline cellulose, povidone, and sodium lauryl sulfate. Issued July 2009 REV 21 29480885T

• Take ZETIA once a day, with or without food. It may be easier to remember to take your dose if you do it at the same time every day, such as with breakfast, dinner, or at bedtime. If you also take another medicine to reduce your cholesterol, ask your doctor if you can take them at the same time.

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Choose a clever name. People are going to make up their minds about you in less than a tenth of a second. If you’re stumped, ask a friend.

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Keep it short—as in 12 sentences or less. And don’t start with “I can’t believe I’m doing this.” After all, everyone’s in the same boat.

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Be specific. Instead of saying, “I’m smart, funny, kind, and athletic,” show it. Describe what you love to read, or where you’d like to travel.

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Strike the right tone. Be flirty (not sexual) and charming. People are attracted to the positive, so leave out what you consider deal-breakers. Humor is great if you can pull it off.

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Tell the truth about your age and appearance. Your date will see you soon enough, so it makes no sense to lie.

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Skip the clichés. Everyone likes walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. Be more imaginative.

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Stay open-minded. An endless list of sought-after traits risks turning off people you might really like.

• If you forget to take ZETIA, take it as soon as you remember. However, do not take more than one dose of ZETIA a day.

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• Continue to follow a cholesterol-lowering diet while taking ZETIA. Ask your doctor if you need diet information.

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• Keep taking ZETIA unless your doctor tells you to stop. It is important that you keep taking ZETIA even if you do not feel sick. See your doctor regularly to check your cholesterol level and to check for side effects. Your doctor may do blood tests to check your liver before you start taking ZETIA with a statin and during treatment.

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I’M FASCINATED BY TIME TRAVEL. WHAT WOULD I SAY TO MY 20-YEAROLD SELF?”

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Jane Lynch

This Glee Emmy winner loves her animals, her new family, and … Jon Hamm? I’m a group person,” says Jane Lynch, sounding utterly unlike Glee’s scathing Sue Sylvester. “I love taking the spotlight, and I love giving it.” Tonight, as she hosts the Emmy Awards (Fox, 8 p.m. ET), she’ll be doing a bit of both; she could also win her second Supporting Actress statuette. Lynch, 51, talks to Mary Margaret about marriage and her just-published memoir, Happy Accidents.

What will you do if you win again?

PARADE Do you really hug your Emmy after a nightmare, as you say in your book?

How was your first year of marriage?

No, that was tongue in cheek. It’s very pointy and almost lethal!

I’ll probably hand it to somebody who hasn’t gotten one yet. Has Larry David won for Curb Your Enthusiasm? We just did a movie. I’ll give it to him. Why write your memoir now?

As I was telling my life stories to my wife, Lara [Embry], she said, “You gotta write a book.” We really wrote it together. Her best piece of advice was “one thought per sentence.”

She moved across the country; I now have a child [Haden, 9, Embry’s daughter from a previous relationship]; and we renovated a house. We’ve done such

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Boys can be affected by HPV disease too. GARDASIL HELPS PROTECT BOTH YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER. an amazing amount that I think we’re set for the next 50 years. Any growing pains?

I don’t like clutter, and now my house is full of it, so that’s been an adjustment. I’m just an organized person. When I get a card from somebody, I kiss it and then throw it in the garbage. What’s it like being a stepmom?

Haden and I love the same things. She’s a scientist of comedy the way I am—she takes moments apart, watching them over and over. Lara says that a friend of the family told her, “Haden really sees Jane as her parent. She loves her like a mother.” I was so touched. How do you spend Sundays?

That’s family and catching-upon-TiVo time. We watch Episodes and Mad Men when it’s on. I’m in love with Jon Hamm, and he knows it. I went as him for Halloween once. In your book, you discuss coming to terms with your sexual identity. What advice would you give to others trying to define theirs?

I always say, “Come to Los Angeles, go to Chicago, find your people.” That’s what my thing was. I kept knocking on metaphorical doors, asking, “Are you my people?” It looks like Sue will be running for Congress this season. Is this the end of her tracksuits?

I hope not! She’s a warrior, and that’s her uniform.

When it comes to human papillomavirus (HPV), females are only half the equation. There are 30 to 40 types of HPV that will affect an estimated 75% to 80% of males and females in their lifetime. For most, HPV clears on its own. But, for others who don’t clear certain types, HPV could cause cervical cancer in females and other types of HPV could cause genital warts in both males and females. And there’s no way to predict who will or won’t clear the virus. GARDASIL is the only HPV vaccine that helps protect against 4 types of HPV. In girls and young women ages 9 to 26, GARDASIL helps protect against 2 types of HPV that cause about 75% of cervical cancer cases, and 2 more types that cause 90% of genital warts cases. In boys and young men ages 9 to 26, GARDASIL helps protect against 90% of genital warts cases. GARDASIL may not fully protect everyone, nor will it protect against diseases caused by other HPV types or against diseases not caused by HPV. GARDASIL does not prevent all types of cervical cancer, so it’s important for women to continue routine cervical cancer screenings. GARDASIL does not treat cervical cancer or genital warts. GARDASIL is given as 3 injections over 6 months.

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION Anyone who is allergic to the ingredients of GARDASIL, including those severely allergic to yeast, should not receive the vaccine. GARDASIL is not for women who are pregnant. The side effects include pain, swelling, itching, bruising, and redness at the injection site, headache, fever, nausea, dizziness, vomiting, and fainting. Fainting can happen after getting GARDASIL. Sometimes people who faint can fall and hurt themselves. For this reason, your child’s health care professional may ask your child to sit or lie down for 15 minutes after he or she gets GARDASIL. Some people who faint might shake or become stiff. This may require evaluation or treatment by your child’s health care professional. Only a doctor or health care professional can decide if GARDASIL is right for your child. You are encouraged to report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. Visit www.fda.gov/medwatch or call 1-800-FDA-1088. Please read the Patient Information on the next page and discuss it with your child’s doctor or health care professional.

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Help your son or daughter be one less person affected by HPV disease.

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9883616 USPPI Patient Information about ® GARDASIL (pronounced “gard-Ah-sill”) Generic name: [Human Papillomavirus Quadrivalent (Types 6, 11, 16, and 18) Vaccine, Recombinant]

What is GARDASIL? GARDASIL is a vaccine (injection/shot) that is used for girls and women 9 through 26 years of age to help protect against the following diseases caused by Human Papillomavirus (HPV): • Cervical cancer • Vulvar and vaginal cancers • Anal cancer • Genital warts • Precancerous cervical, vaginal, vulvar, and anal lesions GARDASIL is used for boys and men 9 through 26 years of age to help protect against the following diseases caused by HPV: • Anal cancer • Genital warts • Precancerous anal lesions The diseases listed above have many causes, and GARDASIL only protects against diseases caused by certain kinds of HPV (called Type 6, Type 11, Type 16, and Type 18). Most of the time, these 4 types of HPV are responsible for the diseases listed above. GARDASIL cannot protect you from a disease that is caused by other types of HPV, other viruses, or bacteria. GARDASIL does not treat HPV infection. You cannot get HPV or any of the above diseases from GARDASIL. What important information about GARDASIL should I know? • You should continue to get routine cervical cancer screening. • GARDASIL may not fully protect everyone who gets the vaccine. • GARDASIL will not protect against HPV types that you already have. Who should not get GARDASIL? You should not get GARDASIL if you have, or have had: • an allergic reaction after getting a dose of GARDASIL. • a severe allergic reaction to yeast, amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate, polysorbate 80. What should I tell my health care provider before getting GARDASIL? Tell your health care provider if you: • are pregnant or planning to get pregnant. GARDASIL is not recommended for use in pregnant women. • have immune problems, like HIV infection, cancer, or you take medicines that affect your immune system. • have a fever over 100°F (37.8°C). • had an allergic reaction to another dose of GARDASIL. • take any medicines, even those you can buy over the counter. Your health care provider will help decide if you should get the vaccine. How is GARDASIL given? GARDASIL is a shot that is usually given in the arm muscle. You will need 3 shots given on the following schedule: • Dose 1: at a date you and your health care provider choose. • Dose 2: 2 months after Dose 1. • Dose 3: 6 months after Dose 1. Fainting can happen after getting GARDASIL. Sometimes people who faint can fall and hurt themselves. For this reason, your health care provider may ask you to sit or lie down for 15 minutes after you get GARDASIL. Some people who faint might shake or become stiff. This may require evaluation or treatment by your health care provider. Make sure that you get all 3 doses on time so that you get the best protection. If you miss a dose, talk to your health care provider.

Can other vaccines and medications be given at the same time as GARDASIL? GARDASIL can be given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB ®1 [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)] or Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)].

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What are the possible side effects of GARDASIL? The most common side effects with GARDASIL are: • pain, swelling, itching, bruising, and redness at the injection site • headache • fever • nausea • dizziness • vomiting • fainting

I’ve read that we share more than 95 percent of our genes with chimpanzees, but without more context, this number is meaningless. How many of our genes are shared with other mammals? —Patrick Snyder,

There was no increase in side effects when GARDASIL was given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)]. There was more injection-site swelling at the injection site for GARDASIL when GARDASIL was given at the same time as Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)]. Tell your health care provider if you have any of the following problems because these may be signs of an allergic reaction: • difficulty breathing • wheezing (bronchospasm) • hives • rash Tell your health care provider if you have: • swollen glands (neck, armpit, or groin) • joint pain • unusual tiredness, weakness, or confusion • chills • generally feeling unwell • leg pain • shortness of breath • chest pain • aching muscles • muscle weakness • seizure • bad stomach ache • bleeding or bruising more easily than normal • skin infection Contact your health care provider right away if you get any symptoms that concern you, even several months after getting the vaccine. For a more complete list of side effects, ask your health care provider. What are the ingredients in GARDASIL? The ingredients are proteins of HPV Types 6, 11, 16, and 18, amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate, yeast protein, sodium chloride, L-histidine, polysorbate 80, sodium borate, and water for injection. This leaflet is a summary of information about GARDASIL. If you would like more information, please talk to your health care provider or visit www.gardasil.com. Manufactured and Distributed by: Merck Sharp & Dohme Corp., a subsidiary of Merck & Co., Inc. Whitehouse Station, NJ 08889, USA

By Marilyn vos Savant

Cedar Springs, Mich.

The topic of gene-sharing can be bent any way you choose, so no absolute answer exists. It’s easy to find ways to categorize genes as common. For instance, it has been stated that we share half our DNA with bananas. (Genes are segments of DNA.) Some people enjoy such findings; others are annoyed by them. At least it lends new meaning to the phrase “being driven bananas.” Our relationship to mice is a good example. Mice are used in research because they are very similar to humans genetically, they reproduce rapidly, and they have short life spans. Plus, their genes can be manipulated at the molecular level. About 99 percent of all human genes have a mouse counterpart. Of these counterparts, roughly 85 percent are similar. Some of them are almost identical. The bottom line? It’s not our similarities that count— it’s our differences.

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ball was having a pop fly at high noon in center field bounce off my cheekbone, in upper elementary school. And I still threw the guy out at second. The guy said, “Oh, you’re bleeding.” I got 18 stitches, and my mom was crying. That’s the scar. [He touches a small mark above his left cheek.] Do you like the game?

You cannot deny the romance of baseball. It’s calming and relaxing, and then suddenly it breaks open and there’s great drama in it.

having fun?” I said, “No.” And he said, “Then don’t do it.” He very calmly turned around and walked back to his seat. In that moment, all the pressure on me evaporated. I finished the game—I got crushed, but I didn’t mind. I didn’t play tennis again for maybe a good year. So finding something you love to do has been a big guideline for me. I think it gave me the impe-

The Oakland A’s, of course! I’ve got a soft spot for them now. They’re still a smallmarket team, and I JUST THE STATS, MAN Pitt plays Billy Beane and like that. You know, Jonah Hill a statistical analyst in Moneyball. my dad used to complain that tus to move out to California in [the owners] priced the working a beat-up Datsun with a couple man out of buying a ticket, so he hundred dollars in my pocket. stopped watching the game. It’s been the impetus to seek out Tell me about your father. projects that are important to me, My dad worked five and a half, and it’s what I want for my kids. You have six children. How do you six days a week [as a trucking and Angelina find time to help company executive], and then he refugees and other victims all would take us fishing. He’d do over the world? that all weekend, then start work The same way that you carve again. I have immense appreciaout time with your kids. At the tion for that now that I’m a parmoment, we’re in a particularly ent, knowing what you have to do grinding schedule. You see things to carve out time for your kids. I know how taxing that was on him. popping up all over the world that What did you learn from him? need attention. There’s drought One of the things was the imporin East Africa, and Angie’s gettance of enjoying what you do. I ting called for that or for someplayed tennis in high school. I thing else, because she’s proven was in this tournament and I was that she’s committed. She’s made at my all-time McEnroe best— real change. And her response throwing my racket and saying is, how can I not make time for words that were not acceptable. that? For her it’s very, very clear. Why do you do it? Then I saw my dad stand up and I’ll tell you why: I hit the lottery— walk down to the court. He got the whole cliché of moving right up to me and said, “Are you

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to Hollywood and getting paid silly amounts of money. I’ve traveled the world and seen mothers and babies dying because they don’t have a 30cent treatment that is available in industrialized nations. I feel like I have to share whatever I can. You’re culpable if you don’t act. You know, we bitch about raising taxes. I think the argument is that it’s my money, I earned it, why do I have to pay for other people? I get very frustrated with that argument. I don’t mind paying taxes. I live in a country that gave me the opportunity to make money, and most people on this planet do not have that.

I was surprised at how automatic it is, how much of it is instinctual. And now I have a great confidence and trust in those instincts. I mean, one sound at night and you’re awake and up because they may need you. Or when they start to have a tantrum, you know to divert them from spinning out by helping them focus on something. It just goes on and on. I tell them, “You can make a mess, but you’ve got to clean it up.”

I was so intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t. What about the celebrity cacophony today? You and Angelina have been subject to fabrications about your personal lives.

I mean, how many stories have you read that aren’t true, stories about me and Angie being married or fighting or splitting up? And when we don’t split up, there’s a whole new round that we’ve made up and we’re back together again! We’ll get married when everyone can. We’re not splitting up. And we don’t have a seventh child yet.

You and Angelina have three foreign-born adopted children [Maddox, 10, from Cambodia; Zahara, 6, from Ethiopia; and Pax, 7, from Vietnam]. Why not adopt American kids who need a home?

How will you protect your children from the pitfalls of celebrity?

I don’t have the answer for that. I I can’t place the importance of one think as we get older, we’ll get less child over that of any other. I have interesting to the tabloids. I’m not seen children suffer far beyond worried about it yet. With all the traveling, what do you what we experience in America— do about the kids’ education? You’ve like our oldest daughter [Zahara]. said you’ve been using the curricuI know she would not be alive [if A WORLDLY BROOD The family in New Orleans in March. The kids, from left: Zahara, Maddox, Vivienne, Shiloh, Knox, and Pax. “I’m fascinated watching them,” says Pitt. lum of the Lycée Français. … she hadn’t been adopted]. I know How is Angelina as a mother? Right, and now we’re moving more into our own what care was available to her, and it was nil. I One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did home schooling. We have social things for them cannot imagine life without her. was give my kids Angie as their mom. She’s during the week with other kids, and they have I guess I just don’t see America as separate such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to their friends. If we’re gone for a long time, we’ll from Vietnam or Ethiopia. We’ve got to start have her. With a partner like Angie, I know that fly their friends out so they can be together. [The looking at things differently. This mentalwhen I’m working, the kids are happy, safe, and family’s principal home is in L.A., but Pitt says ity of “Our team’s better than yours”—it’s a prospering. And when Angie’s working, she they would like to spend more time in Europe.] high school idea. Why do we need that in order knows she has the same. Our kids can get through the normal school to feel better? My kids don’t see those dividing Who disciplines them? day—what took me eight hours in a public lines, and I don’t want to either. Then how do you decide who to help? We both do that, if they’re not being respectful. school—as well as homework in four hours I believe in the kismet of the run-in. You run In your younger days, you were not known for or so in home school. It allows extra time to charitable work or, frankly, seen as much of a into something, you make a connection, and you develop their other interests—music, sports. Let me turn to acting. Why do you play so many family man. Was there an event that changed have to answer it. You can’t help everyone, but different kinds of roles? how you saw yourself in the world? I can help these people. Angie taught me that. How have your kids changed you? [The couple I spent the ’90s trying to hide It’s an opportunity to surprise MORE also have three biological children—Shiloh, 5, out, trying to duck the full people, and I’m good at surprises. BRAD and 3-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox.] celebrity cacophony. It wigged The minute you categorize or ONLINE! Oh, listen, I’ll just tell you—I’ve never felt me out a bit. I started to get pigeonhole me, you’re wrong. I’m HE TALKS ABOUT FAITH, GAY MARRIAGE, more enriched. I’ve learned so much about sick of myself sitting on a already two moves ahead. AND WHY HE NEEDS Why not really surprise people and myself through them. I’ve become a better couch, holding a joint, hiding TO LEARN FRENCH AT enter politics? You’re already person because of them. They are so sharp. out. It started feeling pathetic. Parade.com/pitt Was it difficult learning how to be a parent? involved in advocacy. It became very clear to me that

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I have no desire to be in politics because I want to live free, and I don’t know how you can do that as a politician. It wouldn’t be good for me, and I wouldn’t be good for it. For one thing, I would be making Bushisms, like, every third day. [He laughs.] One malapropism after another. What work appeals to you, outside of acting?

Building is what I’d be best at, and I should be doing it. [Pitt and his Make It Right foundation are constructing new, green houses for hurricane victims in New Orleans.] Not that I would be at the level of my architect heroes, but that’s what I’m trying to get into. I’ll build houses, anything. I actually have some partners, and we’ve done many architectural designs, conceptuals, really interesting stuff. I’ve got hundreds of furniture designs that I have full-scale models for.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn— Part 1 (Nov. 18) Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

The Ides of March (Oct. 7) Starring George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Evan Rachel Wood

Clooney cowrote and directed this dark drama about an idealistic press secretary (Gosling, above) caught up in backroom double-dealing and scandal during a presidential primary. Hoffman and Giamatti play rival campaign managers, and Clooney is the candidate who inspires loyalty—at first. “It represents something I see in our country a lot lately: running as fast as you can at any cost,” says Clooney. “It’s sometimes our best quality, and sometimes our worst.”

Happy Feet Two (Nov. 18)

In the franchise’s penultimate film, Bella and Edward get hitched, honeymoon, and have a child. But their happiness comes with some life-altering—and very bloody—consequences. “This is a romance and a horror movie,” says director Bill Condon. “It’s Twilight grown up.”

In this sequel to 2006’s Oscar-winning surprise hit, dancing penguin Mumble (voiced by Wood) struggles to be a good dad to a chick who’d rather fly than trip the ice fantastic. “The heart of the story is, how do you help your children find their way in the world?” says cowriterdirector George Miller. New character alert: Matt Damon and Brad Pitt voice a tiny, odd-couple pair of bioluminescent krill named Will and Bill. “There’s a whole saga between these two that the other characters don’t see because they’re so small,” Miller says.

The Big Year (Oct. 14)

Starring Owen Wilson, Steve Martin, Jack Black

Though inspired by a nonfiction book about an annual competition to spot the most bird species in North America over 12 months, this movie features eccentric birders who are “made up out of whole cloth,” says director David Frankel. Black plays a divorced computer whiz who’s leveraging credit cards to crisscross the country, Wilson is a wily defending champ, and Martin plays a rich businessman coping with retirement. “When they riff,” Frankel says, “it’s like a great jazz trio.”

Tower Heist (Nov. 4) Starring Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Matthew Broderick, Alan Alda, Casey Affleck

This comedic caper stars Stiller as an apartment building manager plotting to steal $20 million from the penthouse of a financier involved in a Ponzi scheme. Researching what it’s like to be employed by the ultrawealthy was illuminating, the actor says. “It’s crazy what they have to do, like covering for someone who’s seeing a girl on the side,” he notes. “One guy told me he was in somebody’s apartment when the fire alarm and sprinklers went off. His first instinct was to protect the Picasso on the wall.”

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Real Steel (Oct. 7) Starring Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly, Dakota Goyo

Welcome to heartland America circa 2020, where battling robots have supplanted fleshand-blood boxers in the ring. Jackman (below) plays an exfighter coaching a mechanical contender with the help of his estranged young son (Goyo). Director Shawn Levy promises plenty of Rocky-esque uplift amid the pummelings. “Hugh is an unabashedly emotional guy,” says Levy. “And this is an unabashedly emotional comeback story. It’s about the redemption of Hugh’s protagonist more than it’s about machines hitting each other.”

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SHOWS THAT SAY “VENGEANCE IS MINE!” If you like pretty people with money, then Revenge (ABC, Sept. 21, 10 p.m. ET) is the payback drama for you. Emily VanCamp plays a young woman who returns incognito to the Hamptons to ruin the friends and neighbors (including Madeleine Stowe) who long ago brought her father down. Is a western throwdown more your style? Hell On Wheels (AMC, Nov. 6, 10 p.m. ET), set during the construction of the

Transcontinental Railroad and simmering with post–Civil War tensions, follows a former Confederate (Anson Mount) tracking down the Union soldiers who killed his wife. Colm Meaney and Common (below right, with Mount) costar. “We’re trying to be as accurate about the politics of the time as we can be,” says Mount. “You’re going to see conflicts between black and white, North and South, Irish and German. A lot of lines are going to get crossed.”

MAGICAL MYSTERIES An ex–CIA agent on the skids (Jim Caviezel, super-intense) is recruited by a billionaire computer geek (Michael Emerson, creepy as ever) to stop crimes before they happen in

Person of Interest (CBS, Sept. 22, 9 p.m. ET). We have no idea how the technology side of it is supposed to work, but with über-producer J. J. Abrams (Lost) and writer Jonathan Nolan (The Dark Knight) on the case, we’re there. Teases Emerson (above left, with Caviezel), “I would call it a paranoid action thriller for the surveillance age.”

A Gifted Man (CBS, Sept. 23, 8 p.m. ET) blends surgery with the supernatural: A hard-driving doctor (Patrick Wilson) spends an evening with his ex-wife (Jennifer Ehle) and then discovers she died not long before. Soon she’s popping up regularly, urging him to continue her work at an innercity clinic and turning him into a better person in the process. An exceptional cast means this drama could be a cut above.

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THE NEW FUNNY LADIES Zooey Deschanel (below) oozes quirky charm on New Girl (Fox, Sept. 20, 9 p.m. ET) as Jess, a dumpee who moves in with three guys and gets more dating advice from them than she can handle. Did we mention that she also randomly bursts into song? “Whenever she feels awkward, she sings,” says Deschanel, who’s known for singing (much better than Jess) in real life. “It reminds me of those 1930s films where women were allowed to be eccentric.”

If you long for the days when air travel was as exciting rather than exhausting, consider Pan Am (ABC, Sept. 25, 10 p.m. ET) your ures friendly-skies flashback. This drama features plenty of soapy intrigue, with a dollop of cold war espionage thrown in for good measure. “Aesthetically, it’s a gorgeous time period,” says star Christina Ricci (right). “But there was also an optimism and hopefulness.” Mad Men doesn’t return until spring, but Eddie Cibrian will try to channel the Don Draperr vibe on The Playboy Club (NBC, Sept. 19, 10 p.m. me ET). The Chicago mob subplot is a welcome distraction from the show’s oft-repeated notion that putting curvy cuties in bunny ears b. and cottontails was a form of women’s lib.

A single dad (Jeremy Sisto) and his teenage daughter (Jane Levy) move out of New York City to Suburgatory (ABC, Sept. 28, 8:30 p.m. ET), hoping for a calmer, slower lifestyle. What they find instead is part Mean Girls, part Desperate Housewives— but with a smart, sardonic tone all its own. Cheryl Hines costars as a chirpy mom who’s not as shallow as she seems.

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2 Broke Girls (CBS, premieres Sept. 19, 9:30 p.m. ET; regular time slot Mondays, 8:30 p.m. ET) pairs a street-smart waitress (Kat Dennings) and a disgraced financier’s down-and-out daughter (Beth Behrs). Though they have nothing in common but their financial straits, they forge a friendship based on mutual respect and mutual insults. *UNLESS OTHERWISE INDICATED, THE DATES AND TIMES NOTED ARE FOR SERIES PREMIERES.

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Expect fractured fairy tales with a dark vibe on Grimm (NBC, Oct. 21, 9 p.m. ET), which posits that monsters have always lurked among us, and only a descendant of the Grimm brothers can see them. David Giuntoli plays the cop to whom this weighty mantle is passed; the series’ creative team boasts Buffy and Angel credits.

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Two words: dinosaurs, Spielberg. The filmmaker’s involvement as an executive producer has built the buzz around Terra Nova (Fox, Sept. 26, 8 p.m. ET), a sci-fi drama in which a lucky few (including Jason O’Mara, below left, and Stephen Lang) travel from the overpopulated and oxygen-deprived world of 2149 back to dino-filled times to start anew—but with 22nd-century technology. “At this point in history, Earth belonged to the dinosaurs,” says Lang. “We’re the interlopers. And there is always a threat of getting in their way.”

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On Unforgettable (CBS, Sept. 20, 10 p.m. ET), Poppy Montgomery (above, sitting) stars as a former detective who—like Marilu Henner, a consultant on the series— has the rare ability to remember almost every detail of her life. Her only hazy day? The one on which her sister was murdered when they were kids. Dylan Walsh plays the ex-partner (and ex-lover) who coaxes her back into police work. It’s not as brilliant as the British series with Helen Mirren, but Prime Suspect (NBC, Sept. 22, 10 p.m. ET) has its strengths, chief among them Maria Bello as a New York detective striving to rise in her department while maintaining some semblance of a home life. “Some people will appreciate her abrasive and direct personality, but not everyone is going to like her,” says Bello of her character. “And she’s okay with that.”

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Tim Allen (far right), the quintessential guy’s guy on Home Improvement, brings his star power to Last Man Standing (ABC, Oct. 11, 8 p.m. ET). He plays the marketing director of an outdoor sporting goods store who likes to hunt, fish, and travel—but with his wife (Nancy Travis) back at work and three daughters at home, he’s going to have to make a few adjustments.

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Coping with the demands of a newborn is hardly rocket science. But on Up All Night (NBC, premiered Sept. 14; regular time slot Wednesdays, 8 p.m. ET), Christina Applegate and Will Arnett (above) make it look comically chaotic, wringing laughs from sleep deprivation, dwindling date nights, and a boss (Maya Rudolph) who thinks a basket of gourmet goodies is a fine gift for baby what’s-his-or-her-name.

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GREAT VALUE As Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sarah Michelle Gellar kicked off TV’s undead trend. Now she’s back in Ringer (The CW, premiered Sept. 13; regular time slot Tuesdays, 9 p.m. ET), playing devious twins Bridget and Siobhan, each of whom wants to escape her life. “Imagine your favorite soap opera coupled with Damages,” says Ioan Gruffudd (above, with Gellar), who plays Siobhan’s husband. “People will tune in as a guilty pleasure but leave thinking, ‘Wow, this is good drama.’ ”

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Soup for the Soul The Ukrainian-American actress Vera Farmiga learned this heartwarming dish from her “baba” Legal Notice

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Your Other Rights. If you do nothing, your rights will be affected. If you do not want to be legally bound by the Settlement, you must exclude yourself from the Settlement. The deadline to exclude yourself is December 30, 2011. If you do not exclude yourself you will not be able to sue the Defendants for any claim relating to the lawsuit. If you stay in the Settlement, you may object to it by December 30, 2011. The Court appointed attorneys at Edelson McGuire LLC to represent you. A hearing will be held on January 26, 2012 to consider whether to approve the Settlement and a request for attorneys’ fees up to $3.05 million. You can appear at the hearing, but you don’t have to. You can hire your own attorney, at your own expense, to appear or speak for you at the hearing.

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i spent a good portion of my childhood loitering around my baba’s [grandmother’s] kitchen as she cooked traditional, nourishing borscht. My “dido” [Ukrainian for grandfather] inevitably was drawn in by its aroma, and we spent magical time together in the kitchen. Baba cooked while Dido played his fiddle and spun folk stories about runaway doughnuts that refused to be eaten. My mother and aunts made borscht, too, and each had her own technique. Borscht was served on holy days and holidays. For me, it represents love, joy, and harmony of family. I met my husband [musician and producer Renn Hawkey] when he was on the road with his band. I won his heart with this soup. After one sip, his stomach ruled his heart. The next thing I knew, he was moving in with me.

Vera’s Tips P “For a bolder taste,

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P “Homemade stock is preferred for a deeper, more heartfelt flavor.” P “Serve the borschtt with lightly toasted and buttered wholewheat Portuguese ciabatta rolls.”

Farmiga (with actor Sean Mahon, above) makes her directorial debut with Higher Ground, in which she also stars. The movie is in limited release nationwide.

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Baba’s Borscht 3 Tbsp olive oil 2 pounds beef stew meat, cut in ¾-inch cubes 4 bay leaves 2 quarts beef stock 2 large onions, chopped 2 carrots, chopped 2 stalks celery, diced 4 cloves garlic, minced 8 medium-size fresh beets, boiled, skinned, and shredded

2 cups shredded cabbage 1 small can tomato paste Juice of 1 or 2 fresh lemons 1 handful fresh dill, minced 1 handful fresh parsley, minced Salt and freshly ground pepper Sour cream (optional)

1. In a large pot, heat the oil on high for 30 seconds. Add the beef cubes and bay leaves. Sauté until golden brown. Pour in the stock and reduce the heat. 2. Add the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic. Simmer on low for 2 hours, or until the meat is meltingly tender, making sure the soup never boils. Add the beets and cabbage during the last half hour of cooking. 3. Spoon in the tomato paste and sprinkle with lemon juice. Add a little hot water if the soup is too thick. Stir in the dill and parsley. Season with salt and pepper. Garnish with a dollop of sour cream, if desired. SERVES: 6 | PER SERVING: 390 calories,

26g carbs, 43g protein, 14g fat, 95mg cholesterol, 1,110mg sodium, 5g fiber

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