Form-Filling-Out Wwithout a doubt It’s all about A bureaucratic Antic ‘Form-Filling-Out’ Do I want to? Do I choose to? Someone else’s bidding Are you kidding? I comply because - I have to Devil-Sent From the Government Census is the last straw Fill it out - It’s the law Or in jail - You might repent To throw them off track Here’s how I fight back My house has four bedrooms And ten bathrooms Try ‘Pigeon-Holing’ this shack? I smile and bask And duplicitously ask Does anyone actually analyse My intentional lies? Who is up to this task? And for ultimate ‘Mind-Numbing’ To keep them bumbling Yes - I have ten bedrooms Six living-rooms And no indoor plumbing!