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Apples & Apples Do you abhor Torpor Induced by musing Over choosing Which is less - Which is more? There should be a ban If no one can Mentally download Or decode True cost of this (or that) plan Be it air fares Telephone or cable tares They are designed to confuse For us to mis-use Til we sign up - with 'Who Cares?' For marketing sway The order of the day Is obfuscation And 'Obnubilation'* For them - It really does pay We really care And want to compare Apples To Apples Not lemons - To see what is fair

PR keeps telling us How good they are to us While smilingly And beguilingly They are doing (you know what) to us!

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*Intentional Beclouding

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We really care And want to compare Apples To Apples Not lemons - To see what is fair PR keeps telling us How good they are to us While smili...

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