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APRIL 15 - 21, 2012

CARLISLE SENTINEL

APRIL 15 - 21, 2012

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Music star Trisha Yearwood launches new Food show

Rookies hit the streets in ‘NYC 22’ Adam Goldberg stars as former police news reporter Ray “Lazarus� Harper, who happens to be the oldest of the rookies. orensics experts and detecFilmmaker, musician and actor tives get all of the primetime glory these days. But what Goldberg has one of those facabout the men and women on es just about everyone knows. He’s had roles in such high-prothe front lines of crime fightfile series as NBC’s “Friends� ing? (and its spinoff “Joey,� though A new CBS police drama shines a light on the cops who they were different roles) and “My Name Is Earl,� as well as walk the beat to protect and serve. Get a glimpse at the lives HBO’s “Entourage.� His role on “NYC 22� should feel familiar of these Big Apple rookies in “NYC 22,� premiering Sunday, -- he also played an NYC cop in ABC’s short-lived series “The April 15, on CBS. Unusuals� in 2009, which KinOriginally titled “Rookies� ney also starred in. and later “The 2-2,� the show Leelee Sobieski joins the is set at the city’s 22nd Precinct in Upper Manhattan. The series growing list of film actors transitioning to television (Ashley premiere follows six rookies Judd recently joined the primeas they prepare to take to the time fray in ABC’s “Missing�). streets for the very first time, guided by a veteran field-train- Sobieski makes the jump to series TV as Jennifer “White ing officer and a no-nonsense House� Perry, a former Marine gang expert. MP and onetime college vol“NYC 22� takes over the leyball star. The actress has coveted 10 p.m. slot left by appeared in big-screen movies mega-hit “CSI: Miami.� CBS “Deep Impact� (1998), “Never execs must have high hopes Been Kissed� (1999) and for the new series to have ended “Miami’s� season a little Stanley Kubrick’s controversial “Eyes Wide Shut� (1999). Her early -- after just 19 episodes. title role in the TV movie “Joan It may come as a surprise of Arc� (1999) earned her considering the popularity of nominations for both a Golden the “CSI� franchise, but prime Globe and an Emmy. She time has become saturated earned another Golden Globe with forensics investigators nod for her work in “Uprising,� thanks to the acclaimed series and its spinoffs, as well as Fox’s another TV movie, in 2001. Tony nominee Stark Sands “Bones.� And homicide detecportrays fourth-generation tives have seemingly always cop Kenny McLaren, who has been popular TV subjects, as evidenced today in ABC’s “Cas- reservations about joining the tle� and NBC’s “Law & Order� force. Youth advocate and actor Harold “House� Moore joins franchise, among others. the “NYC 22� force as Jayson Competing for those policesavvy viewers, “NYC 22� boasts “Jackpot� Toney, a disgraced an impressive cast. Terry Kinney basketball player. Indie darling takes charge as Daniel “Yoda� Judy Marte plays Tonya SanDean, the officer responsible for chez, a rookie from a family showing the newbies the ropes. with a troubled past. Finally, British actor Tom Reed rounds Best known as Tim McManus in the HBO prison drama “Oz,� out the rookies as Afghani nathe actor co-founded the famed tive Ahmad Kahn. Steppenwolf Theatre in Chicago Fans of “The Good Wife� with Gary Sinise and Jeff Perry may recognize Felix Solis from in 1976. his role as Det. Rodriguez. He’ll

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Leelee Sobieski stars in “NYC 22� do double duty for CBS as gang expert Sgt. Terry Howard in “NYC 22.� “NYC 22� isn’t the first police drama on the block, but it’s created buzz as much for the faces behind the scenes as those in front of the cameras. Oscar-winning actor Robert De Niro has signed on as an executive producer. One of Hollywood’s most respected actors, De Niro is best known for his roles in “The Godfather: Part II� (1974), “Taxi Driver� (1976) and “Raging Bull� (1980). He and fellow “NYC 22� executive producer Jane Rosenthal co-founded Tribeca Productions in 1988, and the pair later partnered with Craig Hatkoff to create the Tribeca Film Festival in 2001. Rosenthal is a force in and of herself. With both critically and commercially successful films to her credit, she’s established herself as a major player in the entertainment industry. Rosenthal has produced such hits as “Meet the Parents� (2000) and its sequels, “Analyze This� (1999) and “Wag the Dog� (1997) -- all of which starred De Niro. Creator and executive producer Richard Price is no stranger to police procedurals. In 2007, he won a Writer’s Guild of America Award for his work on the critically acclaimed HBO series “The Wire.� A novelist and screenwriter, he also penned screenplays for

“Clockers� (1995), which was based on his novel, “Mad Dog and Glory� (1993) and “The Color of Money� (1986), which earned him an Academy Award nomination. However, fellow executive producer Ken Sanzel has an even closer connection to the “NYC 22� material. Sanzel worked for the New York City Transit Police Department for a decade, patrolling a drug-infested Times Square in the ‘80s. He was a member of the city’s famous Decoy Squad and earned the department’s Combat Cross. Sanzel made the jump to screenwriting thanks to a deal with Savoy Pictures in 1995 and later created the TV series “Lawless.� He’s also worked on other CBS dramas, including “Blue Bloods� and “Numb3rs.� Speaking of other police shows, fans of the genre are likely wondering when the other “beat cop� dramas are returning to the airwaves. While CBS has been airing repeats of “Blue Bloods� for the past few weeks, ABC is so far mum about when its “Rookie Blue� might return to the schedule. TNT’s “Southland,� which originally aired on NBC, bid farewell for the season on March 20.

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Now, cooking (and entertaining) has long been a passion for Yearwood, but it has surprisingly launched a successful second career for her. In 2008, she released her first cookbook titled “Georgia Cooking in an Oklahoma Kitchen,� which was a collaboration between the singer, her mother Gwen and her sister Beth. The title is a thoughtful nod to Yearwood’s lifelong journey, from her family’s Georgia roots to the singer’s present Owasso, Okla., home, which she shares with husband Garth Brooks (who was recently announced as a 2012 inductee in the Country Music Hall of Fame). The cookbook features some of the family’s go-to recipes, including fried chicken with milk gravy and blackberry cobbler, and it made it onto “The New York Times� best-seller list.

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HD (CC) R iver: Giants HD (CC) Dogs 101 "Puppies" HD Dogs 101 HD ANPL < Good Hair ++ (2009, Documentary) Farrah Fawcett, Sandra < I Think I Love My Wife ++ ('07, Com) Kerry Washington, Gina Bobby Jones Gospel HD Lift Every Everybody < Harvard Park (CC) BET (CC) Denton, Eve. Chris Rock visits the hair convention in Atlanta. (CC) Torres, Chris Rock. A married man considers having an affair. 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HD C hopped "Chewing The Chopped "I'm Your Rachael's Week In A Day Ten Dollar Guy's Big Sandwich Best Thing Paula's Best Mama's Restaurant: Impossible Hunger Hits Home HD Best Thing I Best Thing I FOOD Caul Fat" HD Huckleberry" HD Dinners HD Bite HD (N) King HD (N) (N) Dishes HD Meals HD Ate Ate "Double Take" HD "Anna Maria's" HD S led Head In Depth Paid Paid Golf Life Downunder Autogeek's Motorhead Sports Unlimited (CC) In the Room "Second Half Pirates Pirates Pre- MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. San Francisco FSN (CC) of Pens '11-'12 Season" Giants Site: AT&T Park -- San Francisco, Calif. (L) (CC) Program Program Horse. (CC) Garage (CC) Garage (CC) 24/7 (CC) Baseball game (L) < Bride Wars ++ ('09) Kate Hudson. Two friends < All About Steve ++ Sandra Bullock. A wacky < The Proposal +++ (2009, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Sandra 8:30 < Save the Last Dance ++ ('00) Julia Stiles. FX Young dancers want to be together. HD schedule their wedding on the same day. HD woman follows a cameraman around the country. HD Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her. HD (CC) < The Wedding Dress +++ ('01) Tyne Daly. A < The Engagement Ring ('05) Patricia Heaton. A < Backyard Wedding ('10) Alicia Witt. A bride-to< Accidentally in Love ('11) Jennie Garth. A car Golden Golden HALL wedding dress affects five different couples. HD long-lost engagement ring found. HD be's questions her upcoming wedding. HD accident leads to an unexpected friendship. HD Girls Girls Titanic's Final Moments: Missing Pieces Historians Titanic's Achilles Heel Chatterton and Kohler Full Metal Jousting "Hits Full Metal Jousting Full Metal Jousting "A Full Metal Jousting "Go Full Metal Jousting HIST analyse sections of the ship's bottom hull. HD (CC) examine Titanic's sister ship. HD (CC) Like a Truck" HD Killing Machine" HD to War" HD "Ready to Rock" HD "Charge On" HD < Space Cowboys +++ ('00) Clint Eastwood. < State of Play +++ ('09) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe. Paid Paid Paid Paid Inspiration Today Ministry Camp Meeting G. Lopez ION < Heartbreakers ++ (2001, Comedy) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Liotta, < Another Man's Wife ('11) Rena Sofer. After a car < Devil's Pond ++ ('03) Tara Reid, Kip Pardue. A < The Stepfather ++ Joel Osteen Paid LIFE (CC) accident a family goes to a mountain cabin. HD husband plots to trap his new wife on an island. HD ('09) Dylan Walsh. HD Program HD Sigourney Weaver. A mother and daughter team up to con rich men. HD (CC) 1 6 and Pregnant (CC) T rue Life "I Live with My True Life "I'm Supporting True Life "I'm Orthorexic" True Life "My Second Ridiculou- Ridiculou- America's Best Dance 16 and Pregnant (CC) True Life "Worst and Best MTV Ex" (CC) (N) My Boyfriend" (CC) (N) (CC) (N) Chance" (CC) (N) Moments Ever!" 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HD < Casino Royale +++ (2006, Action) Judi Dench, Eva Green, Daniel Craig. < Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ++ ('84) Harrison < Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ++++ ('89, Adventure) Sean Connery, Twilight SYFY Zone James Bond is tasked with taking down a corrupt banker. HD (CC) Ford. An archaeologist stumbles upon an ancient secret cult. HD Julian Glover, Harrison Ford. An archaeologist searches for the Holy Grail. HD (CC) Kingdom Turning Rhema Winning A Miracle Redemption Love Worth In Touch Power Point It Is Written Answers From His The King Is Kingdom John Hagee Today (CC) J oseph ChangingTBN Point (CC) Praise (CC) Walk (CC) for You Finding (CC) Ministries Heart (CC) Coming Prince (CC) Life (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) < Race to Witch Mountain ++ A taxi driver helps < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Mike Myers. Princess Fiona's MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays vs. Boston Red Sox Site: Fenway Park -- Boston, Friends House of House of Payne "The TBS two aliens escape capture. parents have no idea Shrek is an ogre. Mass. (L) (CC) Fugitive" Payne Payne < Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Star is < In Like Flint ++ ('67) Jean Hale, Lee J. Cobb. An < Written on the Wind ++++ ('56) Rock Hudson. 8:30 < Thrill of a Romance ++ A :15 < The Paleface +++ ('48) Bob Hope. An inept TCM soldier returning from war finds love. pursued by an advertiser to endorse a product. dentist heads west and marries an outlaw. agent must stop women from taking over the world. A young woman marries into a corrupt oil family. Four Weddings "...and a Four Weddings "...and a Four Weddings "...and a Leave It to Leave It to Under Boss "University of Undercover Boss "Baja Undercover Boss "1-800- Undercover Boss "City of Under Boss "Norwegian TLC Hurricane" HD (CC) Frog Dance" HD (CC) Flirtatious Ape" HD (CC) Niecy HD California, Riverside" HD Fresh" HD (CC) Flowers" HD (CC) Cincinnati" HD (CC) Cruise Line" HD Niecy HD < American Gangster +++ Denzel Washington. A Law & Order "The Dead Law & Order "American Law & Order "Ain't No Law & Order "Can I Get a < Clear and Present Danger ++ (1994, Action) Willem Dafoe, Anne Archer, TNT Wives Club" (CC) Jihad" (CC) Love" (CC) Witness?" (CC) Harrison Ford. A CIA analyst is drawn into war against a drug cartel. HD (CC) detective works to bring down a heroin kingpin. HD < Scooby Doo: Pirates Ahoy The gang Amazing Ben 10 ThunderGreen Young MAD Level Up Gumball Regular Regular Regular Adventure Adventure Level Up Level Up TOON "Reckoning" Justice "Leroy" takes a cruise into the Bermuda Triangle. Gumball "The Sock" Show Cats Show Show Time Time Paid Paid Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Pawn Pawn Wiener Wiener Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo BeachTow BeachTow TRUTV Hot in Hot in Hot in Hot in Extreme Makeover: Ext. Makeover: Home Ext. Makeover: Home Murder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M *A*S*H M*A*S*H TVLAND Cleveland "WWE" (CC) "Wilson Family" (CC) (CC) (CC) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Home Edition (CC) < Fast & Furious ++ ('09) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. Fairly Legal "Gimme In Plain Sight "Drag Me < Quantum of Solace +++ ('08) Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Craig. :25 < Ocean's Thirteen ++ ('07) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. USA Shelter" HD to Hell" HD Bond goes rogue as he hunts for assassins. HD Danny Ocean seeks revenge on a powerful businessman. HD Dom returns to America to settle some scores. HD L a La's Full La La's Full ConsignVH1 Top 20 Video Styled By Styled By Basketball Wives HD 40 Naughtiest Celebrity 40 Naughtiest Celebrity < Rock Star ++ ('01) Jennifer Aniston, Timothy Olyphant, Mark VH1 Countdown (CC) June HD June HD Court Life Court Life ment HD Scandals "Hour 1" (CC) Scandals "Hour 2" (CC) Wahlberg. A man becomes the lead singer of the band he idolizes. PREMIUM CHANNELS R eal Time With Bill 7:45 < The :45 < While You Were Sleeping ++ A woman 24/7 HD What to Watch HD /:15 < Fast Five ('11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. < The Medallion A detective is Face Off HD /:15 < The HBO Maher HD (CC) The crew tries to leave Brazil without being arrested. HD transformed into an immortal warrior. Dilemma HD pretends to be a comatose man's fiancé. Dilemma ++ HD < Star Trek: First Contact The Enterprise :20 < Hard Rain ++ ('97) Morgan Freeman. An < 127 Hours A mountain climber < Major League II ++ A former owner 8: < :40 < Major League ++ Charlie Sheen. A group of MAX armored truck guard tries to protect his cargo. HD becomes trapped under a boulder. HD misfits are picked to form a baseball team. HD buys back a losing baseball team. HD Vampires ... goes back in time to stop the Borg. < The Hours +++ ('02) Nicole Kidman. Three 8:30 < The Road A post-apocalyptical :25 < The Entitled A man kidnaps three < Meskada Nick Stahl. A young boy is < A Low Down Dirty Shame ++ :15 < The Back-Up Plan SHOW story of a father and son. HD women are linked by a work of literature. HD wealthy women for ransom. murdered during a home burglary. Former cop opens PI agency. HD ++ Jennifer Lopez. HD 8:50 Make Believe Magicians compete :25 < Shall We Dance? +++ ('96) Koji Yakusho. A :25 < Blue in the Face :50 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen. A group of :35 < The Reef Shark hunts crew from :05 < Spooner ('09) TMC to become Teen World Champion. 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Long Island Medium 8:00 PM TLC brings viewers four back-to-back episodes of this reality series about famed medium Theresa Caputo. In an effort to spread the gift of giving, Theresa brings her family in to volunteer at a local soup kitchen. Later, she attends a cooking class. TLC

The Celebrity Apprentice 9:00 PM The celebrities face an unusual task when they are asked to create puppets and perform in Henson Alternative’s “Stuffed and Unstrung” improv show. While an outspoken star finds it difficult to be a team player, another feels left out and has a breakdown. (WGAL)

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News 8 at :35 Storm 11:00 p.m. Stories (CC) < Timebomb + The Big Bang Met Your Theory (CC) Mother (CC) Weekend Criminal News Minds (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Family Guy Family Guy (CC) (CC) OnceUpon David agrees to put Titanic The disaster levels the GCB Carlene and Cricket have ABC27 News ABC 27 an end to his loveless marriage. playing field for passengers. HD a sing-off. HD (N) (CC) Nightside The Saint "The Work of Art" I Spy < The Brainiac + ('61) Abel Salazar, Carmen Montejo. Finding Your Roots HD (N) Masterpiece Classic "The Mystery of Edwin Drood" A Ind. Lens Haiti's most popular choirmaster is obsessed with a 17-year-old. HD (CC) (N) band has survived corruption. The Simpsons Bob's Burgers Family Guy HD The Cleveland Fox 43 News (CC) Outdoorsman 30 Rock HD (N) HD (N) Show HD (N) (CC)

Two and a Two and a The Simpsons Clevela. "Dirty (43) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) HD Dancing 3" HD CABLE CHANNELS Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Breakout Kings A convict kills Breakout Kings A convict kills A&E HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD a harassing guard and escapes. a harassing guard and escapes. < North Country +++ (2005, Drama) Sean Bean, Sissy Spacek, Charlize Theron. A female Killing Sarah & Holder identify Mad Men Lane strikes up an Killing Sarah & Holder identify AMC the man with the tattoo. interesting friendship. HD (N) the man with the tattoo. mineworker sues her company for harassment. HD (CC) River Monst. Bizarre HD (CC) Tanked! HD River Monsters: Lost HD Monsters "Pack of Teeth" HD River Monsters HD (N) Monsters "Pack of Teeth" HD ANPL Celebration of Gospel HD (CC) < The Brothers ++ ('01) D.L. Hughley, Morris Chestnut. The Game HD Together HD Together HD Together HD BET Shahs of Sunset "The Shah's The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives of Shahs Mike cops to the romantic Watch What Housewives BRAVO of the Great Neck" Atlanta Atlanta Atlanta "Reunion Part 1" (N) tension between him & GG. Happens (N) Atlanta 5:00 < Groundhog Day ++ Bill Murray. HD < You've Got Mail ++ Meg Ryan. Rival store owners unknowing begin a correspondence. < Groundhog Day ++ ('93) Bill Murray. CMT 4:30 < < Wedding Crashers +++ (2005, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, < Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story +++ ('04) Ben Stiller, South Park HD Tosh.O HD COM Waiting HD Owen Wilson. Two womanizers sneak into weddings for flings. HD (CC) Vince Vaughn. A gym owner enters a dodgeball competition. HD (CC) (CC) SportsNite HD FullCont HD Boxing Junior Welterweight Bout Judah vs. Paris -- Brooklyn, N.Y. (CC) SportsNite HD (CC) FullCont HD Union HD CSN To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Frozen Planet Hunting walrus MythBust. "Swinging Pirates" Unchained Rea. Designers and Frozen Planet Hunting walrus DISC and seabird eggs in Siberia. HD Turbo charged go-carts. HD construction workers face off. and seabird eggs in Siberia. HD Jessie HD Shake It Up Shake "Apply Shake "Review Austin and Shake It Up A.N.T. Farm Jessie HD Austin and Jessie "Star Shake "Weird A.N.T. Farm DISN HD It Up" HD It Up" HD Ally HD (N) HD (N) HD Ally HD Wars" HD (CC) It Up" HD HD Khloe & Khloe Lamar Khloe & "The Khloe & < Along Came Polly ++ ('04) Jennifer Aniston, Ben Stiller. A Khloe "Under Ice Loves Chelsea Lately The Soup HD E! Lamar HD "PTSD" HD Trade" HD Lamar HD repressed man romances a free-spirited woman. HD Pressure" HD Coco HD HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. New York Yankees Site: Yankee Stadium (L) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN 5:00 Poker '11 World Series HD NHRA Drag Racing Four-Wide Nationals Site: Concord Motorsport Park -- Concord, N.C. HD (CC) E:60 HD (CC) NFL Football Classics HD ESPN2 5:00 < Aladdin ++++ ('92) < Beauty and the Beast ++++ ('91) Paige O'Hara. A woman < The Blind Side +++ (2009, Sport) Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron, Sandra Bullock. An affluent FAM Robin Williams. HD agrees to stay with a beast forever. HD family takes in a homeless teenager. HD (CC) Diners "Big Diners, Drive- Chopped Four Food Network Cupcake Four returning bakers Chopped The chefs are forced IronChef Chef Jose Garces vs. Stakeout A restaurant's FOOD Breakfast" HD Ins HD chefs go head-to-head. HD compete for a place at a party. leave their comfort zones. HD chef Madison Cowan. HD (N) biggest problem are & owners. 4:00 MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates Post- Boys in the WPT Poker Borgata Open (CC) Best of Pride Fighting Barfly (CC) The Game 365 WPT Poker Borgata Open (CC) FSN vs San Francisco (L) game (L) (CC) Hall Championships < Mr. and Mrs. Smith +++ (2005, Action) Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt. Married < The Bounty Hunter +++ (2010, Action) Gerard Butler, Joel Garland, < The Bounty FX assassins become each other's target. HD (CC) Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter learns that his target is his ex-wife. HD (CC) Hunter HD < The Engagement Ring ('05, Romance) Vincent Spano, Lainie < Undercover Bridesmaid ('11) Nicole Paggi, Brooke Burns. A Frasier Frasier "Head Frasier "Mixed Frasier HALL Kazan, Patricia Heaton. A long-lost engagement ring found. HD woman posing as a bridesmaid learn to love again. HD Game" (CC) Doubles" (CC) Pawn Stars HD PawnSt. "Mile Pawn Stars HD Pawn Stars HD Titanic at 100: Mystery Solved Experts investigate the sinking. MetalJoust Teams choose who MetalJoust Teams choose who HIST High Club" HD HD (CC) will face off in the $25,000 joust. will face off in the $25,000 joust. 3:30 < State of Play +++ < A Few Good Men +++ ('92) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. Marines are accused of murder. < Collateral Damage ++ ('02) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ION 5:00 < The Stepfather ++ < Blue-eyed Butcher (2012) Sarah Paxton, Justin Bruening, Army Wives "Casualties" The The Client List Riley finds a < Blue-eyed Butcher ('12) Lisa LIFE ('09) Dylan Walsh. HD Lisa Edelstein. A wife kills her husband after years of abuse. HD troops land in Africa. HD mysterious woman's number. Edelstein. HD 16 and Pregnant (CC) America's Dance Crew (CC) punk'd (CC) Pauly D True Life (N) True Life "I Live with My Ex" True Life MTV Friends (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s My Wife and My Wife and George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) Kids HD (CC) Kids HD (CC) (CC) (CC) Dumbest HD Dumbest HD Speed Center HD (CC) Dave Despain (L) HD (CC) NASCAR Victory Lane "Texas" Octane HD (N) Car Crazy HD Speed Center HD (CC) SPEED 4:30 < Rocky III +++ ('82) < Rocky IV +++ ('85) Talia Shire, Sylvester Stallone. Rocky < Rambo ++ ('08) Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Sylvester < Red Dragon +++ ('02) Sir SPIKE Sylvester Stallone. HD fights a seemingly undefeatable Russian boxer. HD Stallone. A Christian aid group recruits John Rambo. HD (CC) Anthony Hopkins. HD < Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ++ (2008, Adventure) Karen Allen, < War of the Worlds ++ (2005, Action) Dakota Fanning, Justin Chatwin, Tom < Signs +++ SYFY John Hurt, Harrison Ford. Indiana races to uncover the secrets behind a skull. HD (CC) Cruise. A man protects his children when aliens invade Earth. HD (CC) HD Potter's Touch Enjoying Life Lead the Way Benny Hinn Joel Osteen Kerry Shook Voice Creflo Dollar Saul & David TBN < Madea Goes to Jail + ('09) Derek Luke, Keshia Knight < I Can Do Bad All By Myself + (2009, Comedy/Drama) A drunk becomes a < I Can Do Bad All By Myself + ('09) A drunk TBS Pulliam, Tyler Perry. An impulsive grandmother winds up in jail. parent to three troubled teens. becomes a parent to three troubled teens. < Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing +++ ('55) Jennifer < A Star Is Born ++++ ('37) Janet Gaynor, Adolphe Menjou, < What Price Hollywood? +++ ('32) Constance Bennett. A TCM Jones, William Holden. Love affair during Korean War. Fredric March. A fading matinee idol marries a young starlet. career fading director helps a waitress be a star. Undercover Boss "Hooters" Boss The boss of ABM takes a Long Island Long Island Medium "Car Medium "Just Leave It to Leave It to Medium "Car Medium "Just TLC HD (CC) journey within his own company. Medium HD Medium HD Crazy" HD Like Me" HD Niecy HD Niecy HD Crazy" HD Like Me" HD 4:00 < American Gangster < Gran Torino +++ (2008, Drama) Christopher Carley, Bee Vang, Clint < Gran Torino +++ (2008, Drama) Christopher Carley, Bee Vang, Clint TNT +++ Denzel Washington. HD Eastwood. An old man tries to reform and protect a boy. HD (CC) Eastwood. An old man tries to reform and protect a boy. HD (CC) < Catch That Kid ++ ('04) Corbin Bleu, Max Thieriot, Kristen Level Up Level Up King of the KingH "Master Robot/:15 Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad/:45 TOON Stewart. A girl plans a robbery to pay for her dad's operation. 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The Extra-Terrestrial ('82) Henry Thomas. <+++ Kingdom of Heaven (Act, '05) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. <++ Commando ('85) Arnold Schwarzenegger. T <++ The Man in the Iron Mask (Adv, '98) Jeremy Irons, Leonardo DiCaprio. <++ Conan the Barbarian ('82) James Earl Jones, Arnold Schwarzenegger. <+++ Executive Decision (Act, '96) Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell. AMC W <++ Commando ('85) Arnold Schwarzenegger. <+++ Backdraft (Act, '91) William Baldwin, Kurt Russell. <++ Swordfish ('01) Hugh Jackman, John Travolta. T <+++ Executive Decision (Act, '96) Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell. <++ The St. Valentine's Day Massacre ('67) Jason Robards. <+++ The Untouchables (Act, '87) Sean Connery, Kevin Costner. <++ The Negotiator (Act, '98) Kevin Spacey, Samuel L. Jackson. Movie F Stooges Human Planet M C u te s t C at/Bad Dog! 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M Premier/TuBaseb/F Magni V a ri o u s Motorspt Various Various Various Garage Various Various FSN <++ America's Sweethearts ('01) Julia Roberts. <++ Charlie's Angels II: Full Throttle ('03) <+ Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li ('09) M 8: <++ Down to Earth <++ All About Steve ('09) Sandra Bullock. <++ Charlie's Angels II: Full Throttle ('03) <+ Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li ('09) <++ Next (Dra, '07) Julianne Moore, Nicolas Cage. M e t-M o th e r M e t-M o th e r T <++ America's Sweethearts ('01) Julia Roberts. Pregame S o c c e r Champions League UEF A FX W <++ Next (Dra, '07) Julianne Moore, Nicolas Cage. <+++ Walk the Line (Bio, '05) Reese Witherspoon, Joaquin Phoenix. <++ The Rocker ('08) Rainn Wilson. <++ The Benchwarmers ('06) Rob Schneider. <+++ Austin Powers: International Man of Mys... <++ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me T 8:00 <++ Flicka ('06) <++ The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Dra, '08) Julia Ormond, Cate Blanchett. Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother F 8:30 <++ Austin Powers: The Spy ... <++ Burn After Reading ('08) John Malkovich. Martha Golden Martha Mad Emeril's Petkeeping Martha Martha The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons M Golden Girls Hungry Table With Marc Mad T Girls With Morrone Hungry HALL W Lucinda T Scala Quinn F Various M Pickers Various Th I n v e n t Various Various Restore Various Various Various Various Various HIST T h ro u g h B . Fellow./Paid P a i d MTuTh Lopez M Bringing Out the De... F Rebound C.Mind Movie C.Mind/ Ghost/ Case Paid WorldGrt Paid Paid Paid Various ION W&Grace W&Grace W&Grace W&Grace Christine Christine Christine Christine Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Met-Mother Reba Reba Reba LIFE Pregnant/ True Life/ Dance V a rio u s PaulyD Various punk'd Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Friendzo Various Pauly D/ POV Pauly D/'70s p u n k 'd /'70s MTV M a x /F D ora Max /F Dora Dora /F M a x D o ra/F M a x G u p p i e s Guppies Dora Dora Umizoomi Umizoomi SpongeBob SpongeBob Winx Club SpongeBob Various Various Various Various NICK Various F Racing STP 400 NASCAR T ru ck U Various Various MonsterJ./ Racing SFP 250 L u c a s O i l Various Hot Rod TV GearZ Various Consumer Consumer Various NASCAR/ Racing SPEED Auction Tu B i g E a s y V a ri o u s Tu J a i l Various Auction CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland Various Jail/ Digger CSI: NY / F Gangland SPIKE Eureka Eureka Eureka Eureka Eureka Eureka Eureka Eureka M Stargate Atlantis Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked T Fact or Faked Dream Machines Dream Machines Monster Man Monster Man Monster Man Monster Man Monster Man SYFY W Ghost Hunters <+ Black Hole ('06) Kristy Swanson, Judd nelson. <++ Descent ('05) Michael Teigen, Michael Dorn. <+ Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York ('06) < Swamp Volcano ('12) Brad Dourif, Rachel Hunter. T 8:00 < Megafault ('09) < Eyeborgs (Sci-Fi, '09) Megan Blake, Adrian Paul. <++ The Matrix Reloaded (Sci-Fi, '03) Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves. <++ The Matrix Revol... F 8:30Machines < A.I. Assault ('06) Robert Picardo, Michael Dorn. Creflo John Hagee Rod Parsley Benny Hinn Voice Various Various Various BeScenes Various Life Today Marilyn&S. The 700 Club John Hagee Various Praise the Lord TBN Payne Payne The Browns The Browns Payne Accord.Jim Yes, Dear Yes, De ar Amer. 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Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. NCIS NCIS NCIS M House Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. T Law & Order: S.V.U. House House House NCIS NCIS USA W 8: <++ License to Wed <+++ Enchanted ('07) Amy Adams, Julie Andrews. House Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8: <++ The Ladykillers House House House House House Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. F 8:00 <++ Funny People ('09) Adam Sandler. Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various Tu Th ByJune Various M Consign. Various W La La Th La La Th La La Various Various Various Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <++ Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. :45 Fighter <++ Le Divorce ('03) Naomi Watts, Kate Hudson. <+++ Grind ('03) Mike Vogel. :45 <+++ Shrek Forever After ('10) Mike Myers. Movie M Movie <++ Forces of Nature ('99) < Legend of the Guardians: The Owls... :15 <+++ The Losers :15 <++ Beavis & Butt-Head Do A... :40 <++ Monte Carlo ('11) Selena Gomez. T 8:00 <+++ Inception ('10) < Gun Fight (Cri, '11) < Charlie St. Cloud ('10) Zac Efron. :45 Making <++ The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the ... < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. Movie HBO W 8:30 <++ The Medalli... 24/7 <++ The Musketeer ('01) Catherine Deneuve, Justin Chambers. < Fast Five (Act, '11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel./:15 God :15 Making 24/7 :45 < Ramona and Beezus ('10) Joey King. T <++ Good Hair ('09) Eve. <+++ Crooklyn ('94) Delroy Lindo, Alfre Woodard. Real Sports The Making Of/:45 <++ George of ... :20 <+++ Shrek Forever After ('10) Mike Myers. F 8: <++ For Richer or ... <++ Critters 3 ('92) <++ Happy Gilmore ('96) <++ Air America ('90) Mel Gibson. :50 <++++ 48 Hours ('82) Nick Nolte. :05 <+++ Sanctum ('11) Rhys Wakefield. Movie M 8:40 <++ Hereafter ('10) <++ The X Files: Fight the Future ('98) :35 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <+++ The Blues Brothers ('80) John Belushi. T 8: <+++ Cheech & ... :15 < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ('10) Michael Douglas. :05 <++ Marked for Death ('90) :45 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. MAX W 8:40 <+ From Justin to... <++ Sex and the City 2 ('10) Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker. <+++ May ('02) Angela Bettis. < Exporting Raymond ('11) <++ Little Fockers ('10) Ben Stiller. <++ Hard Rain ('97) :45 <++++ The Usual Suspects ('95) :40 <++ Hall Pass ('11) Owen Wilson. T Movie <++ Kuffs ('92) Christian Slater. :50 Max Set :05 <++ Get Him to the Greek ('10) Jonah Hill. :45 <++ Arthur ('11) Helen Mirren, Russell Brand. :40 <++ Waterworld ('95) F <++ Operation Dumbo Drop ('95) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. < The Prankster ('10) Devon Werkheiser. :15 Wendy Liebman :15 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) Elisabeth Harnois. M 8:00 <++++ Capote < Exit Through the Gift Shop ('10) < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black. <+++ Letters to Juliet ('10) :45 <+ The Deceivers ('88) Pierce Brosnan. :45 <++ The Core (Sci-Fi, '03) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. T 8:50 < Blessed and Cursed ('10) :45 < TiMER ('09) Michelle Borth, Emma Caulfield. <++ The Final Cut ('04) :15 < Meskada ('10) Nick Stahl. :45 <++ A Low Down Dirty Shame ('94) Movie SHOW W <++ Sioux City ('94) <++++ My Own Country ('98) Naveen Andrews. < Brighton Rock ('10) Sam Riley. <+++ The Hours ('02) :15 < One Way to Valhalla ('09) Gabriel Macht. T 8: < Mercy <+ Dogboys ('98) Bryan Brown. < Sympathy for Delicious ('10) < Holy Rollers ('10) Jesse Eisenberg. <++ How to Lose a ... :45 <+++ Losing Chase ('96) Helen Mirren. F 8:35 <+++ Steel City :15 < Lucky (Com, '11) Ari Graynor, Colin Hanks. < The Long Ride (Act, '86) <++ Shadow of Fear ('04) :05 < An Unreasonable Man ('06) Ralph Nader. :15 < Evasive Action ('98) Dorian Harewood. :55 < Bare Knuckles ('10) M Movie < Gadgetman ('99) Marina Sirtis. Scenarios <+++ Indian Summer ('93) :10 < Infamy ('05) Joe Connolly, Claw. :45 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :15 < Dorian Gray (Dra, '09) Colin Firth, Ben Barnes. T Movie <++ Mandela and de Klerk ('97) Sidney Poitier. <+++ The Good Mother ('88) < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :15 < The Reef ('10) :45 <+ Undiscovered ('05) Ashlee Simpson. TMC W Movie :35 < Waiting for Forever ('11) :10 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria. Scenario Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work :55 < Talihina Sky: The ... T 8:35 < Hunter Prey ('10) :05 < Coach ('10) Liane Balaban. <+++ The Thin Blue Line (Doc, '88) :45 <++ Blue in the Face ('94) :10 <++ Get Well Soon ('01) :45 < Spooner ('09) Matthew Lillard. F 8:40 < Nativity! 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tion,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. (3h) MAX “Star Trek: First Contact” +++ (Sci-Fi,1996) Brent Spiner, Patrick Stewart. (1h50) 10:00 AM HALL “The Wedding Dress” +++ (Romance,2001) Margaret Colin, Tyne Daly. (2h) 10:25 AM TMC “Shall We Dance?” +++ (Comedy,1996) Koji Yakusho, Tamiyo Kusakari. (Subtitled) (2h) 10:30 AM COM “Hot Fuzz” +++ (Comedy,2007) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (2h) TCM “Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?” +++ (Comedy,1957) Jayne Mansfield, Tony Randall. (1h45) SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (1h55) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Dreamchild” +++ (Drama,1985) Coral Browne, Ian Holm. (2h) A&E “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h) USA “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Ac-

tion,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (2h27) 11:30 AM TBS “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 12:00 PM (WPMT) “The Count of Monte Cristo” +++ (Adventure,2002) Guy Pearce, James Caviezel. (2h) 12:05 PM AMC “An Officer and a Gentleman” ++++ (Romance,1982) Debra Winger, Richard Gere. An aspiring navy pilot undergoes an emotional transformation during his time at boot camp. (2h56) 12:15 PM TCM “The Paleface” +++ (Comedy,1948) Bob Hope, Jane Russell. (1h45) 12:30 PM FAM “Richie Rich” +++ (Comedy,1994) John Larroquette, Macaulay Culkin. (2h) 1:00 PM MAX “127 Hours” ++++ (Adventure,2010) James Franco, Amber Tamblyn. A mountain climber resorts to desperate measures after becoming trapped under a boulder. (1h40) 1:30 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h)

SPIKE “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979)

Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “View From the Top” +++ (Comedy,2003) Gwyneth Paltrow, Mike Myers. (2h) 2:30 PM FAM “Happy Feet” +++ (Animated,2006) Robin Williams, Elijah Wood. (2h30) 3:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h) SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (3h) 3:30 PM ION “State of Play” +++ (Drama,2009) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe. (3h30) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” +++ (Drama,2002) Drew Barrymore, Sam Rockwell. (2h) TCM “Written on the Wind” ++++ (Drama,1956) Lauren Bacall, Rock Hudson. A young woman marries into a corrupt oil family then falls for her husband’s best friend. (2h) TNT “American Gangster” +++

(Crime Story,2007) Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe. (3h) 4:30 PM SPIKE “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h30) 5:00 PM FAM “Aladdin” ++++ (Animated,1992) Voices of Robin Williams, Scott Weinger. A street urchin discovers a genie’s lamp in a cave and sets out to woo a princess. (2h) 6:00 PM AMC “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005) Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. (3h) FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt. (3h) TCM “Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing” +++ (Romance,1955) Jennifer Jones, William Holden. (2h) 6:30 PM COM “Wedding Crashers” +++ (Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (2h30) 7:00 PM FAM “Beauty and the Beast” ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (2h) ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) SPIKE “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h)

TNT “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008)

Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. (2h30) 8:00 PM TCM “A Star Is Born” ++++ (Romance,1937) Fredric March, Janet Gaynor. A fading matinee idol marries the young beginner he’s shepherded to stardom. (2h) 9:00 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) FAM “The Blind Side” +++ (Sport,2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. (3h) FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) 9:30 PM TNT “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008) Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. (2h30) 10:00 PM TCM “What Price Hollywood?” +++ (Drama,1932) Constance Bennett, Lowell Sherman. (2h) 11:00 PM SPIKE “Red Dragon” +++ (Thriller,2002) Edward Norton, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) USA “Raiders of the Lost Ark” ++++ (Adventure,1981) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist and a woman

from his past search for the Ark of the Covenant in Egypt. (2h30) 11:30 PM FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) SYFY “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. (2h30)

MONDAY 9:00 AM

AMC “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++

(Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. (2h30)

TCM “City Lights” ++++ (Com-

edy,1931) Charlie Chaplin, Hank Mann. In this silent film, the Little Tramp tries to help a blind flower seller to see again. (1h30) 10:00 AM (THIS) “The Trials of Oscar Wilde” +++ (Biography,1960) Peter Finch, Yvonne Mitchell. (2h30) 10:50 AM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h40) 12:00 PM HBO “Grind” +++ (Comedy,2003) Mike Vogel, Adam Brody. (1h45)

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News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Monk Monk's estranged Monk Monk suspects that the Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) brother requires his help. HD star of a TV show is a murderer. (CC) ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Shark Tank Guest Shark Mark Primetime: What Would You 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) Cuban causes tempers to flare. Do? HD (CC) Nightline (CC) (CC) (CC) Hwy Heaven "It's a Dog's Life" Starsky and Hutch "Survival" Police Story "Countdown" 2/2 The Saint "Iris" (CC) Da Vinci "We All Fall Down" RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "Cibola" (CC) PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Freddy Flapman tries Washington Need to Know Art in 21st David Altmejd, Global Health Frontiers "Foul BBC World Tavis Smiley WITF (33) HD (CC) to convince Big Bird to migrate. Week HD (CC) HD (CC) Tabaimo, Lynda Benglis. HD (N) Water, Fiery Serpent" (CC) News (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Finder A family employs Walter Fringe The story jumps ahead Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock "The WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) to find their missing father. HD to 2036. HD (N) (CC) Ones" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Without a Trace/ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E Street Justice" HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) 5:30 < Rain Man +++ ('88) Tom Cruise, Dustin Hoffman. A < One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ++++ (1975, Drama) Louise Fletcher, William Redfield, < King Arthur ++ ('04) Keira AMC man takes a road trip with his autistic brother. HD Jack Nicholson. A rebellious prisoner is sent to an asylum. HD (CC) Knightley, Clive Owen. HD River Monsters: Unhooked HD Woods Law "Gun Country" HD Woods Law "On Thin Ice" HD WoodsLaw "Maine Freeze" HD Rattlesnake Rep "Mutiny" HD WoodsLaw "Maine Freeze" HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < Like Mike ++ ('02) Jonathan Lipnicki, Lil' Bow Wow. < Like Mike 2: Streetball ++ ('06) Jascha Washington. BET Housewives/NewJersey "The The Real Housewives of New The Real Housewives of New The Real Housewives of To Be Announced (CC) Kathy BRAVO Heads of Family Will Roll" Jersey "Reunion Part 1" (CC) Jersey "Reunion Part 2" (CC) Atlanta "Reunion Part 1" 5:15 < Footloose +++ ('84) Lori Singer, Kevin Bacon. The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel & Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report Tosh.O HD Tosh.O HD Always Sunny Always Sunny South Park < Dumb and Dumber ++ (1994, Comedy) Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Jim COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) (CC) HD HD (CC) Carrey. Dimwitted pals drive cross-country to return a case. (CC) SportsNite HD DNL Rewind Sixers City Great Sports Debate HD Union HD (N) Phillies HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. San Diego Padres (L) HD CSN To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Deadly Catch A bet has boats Deadly Catch A blow-by-blow Deadly Catch A bet has boats DISC jockeying for position. HD look at the best conflicts. HD jockeying for position. HD Shake It Up Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards HD < The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian +++ ('08) Ben Austin and Good Luck Austin and Austin and DISN Ally HD Charlie HD Ally HD Ally HD "Egg It Up" HD Charlie HD HD Barnes. Four children fight to restore a kingdom to an heir. 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) The Soup (CC) Fashion Police Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (CC) (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics vs. Atlanta Hawks Site: Philips Arena (L) HD NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs (L) HD ESPN NFL 32 (L) HD NFL Live (L) HD (CC) SportsC. "On the Clock" HD Boxing Friday Night Fights Stevenson vs. Gonzalez (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 5:00 < A Cinderella Story: < A Cinderella Story ++ ('04) Chad Michael Murray, Hilary < Another Cinderella Story +++ ('08) Andrew Seeley, Selena The 700 Club (CC) FAM Once Upon a Song HD Duff. A young girl sets out to meet her 'prince' at a dance. HD Gomez. A young woman rushes home for curfew. HD Diners, Drive- Diners "Route Best Thing I Best Thing I Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners "You Diners, Drive- Diners "Family Diners "Family FOOD Ins HD 66" HD Ate Ate "Nutty" Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD Found 'Em" HD Ins HD Favorites" HD Owned" HD UEFA Pirates PreMLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) (CC) Pirates Post- Inside Pirates The Dan Patrick Show (CC) FSN Magazine (CC) game (L) (CC) game (L) (CC) Baseball (CC) 2½Men "The Two and a Two and a Two and a < Taken +++ ('08) Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired Ult Figh Two contestants are UFC < Taken FX Soil Is Moist" Half Men Half Men Half Men agent's daughter is kidnapped by traffickers. HD matched up for elimination. HD Primetime (N) +++ HD Little House "Back to School" Little House Prairie Laura and Little House "The Family Tree" Little House Prairie Mary tries Frasier "Moon Frasier Frasier Frasier HALL Pt. 1 of 2 cont'd next (CC) Nellie battle for romance. The Ingalls try to adopt Albert. to save an unborn child. Dance" (CC) Modern Marvels "Deep Modern Marvels "More American Pickers HD (CC) Sold! HD Sold! HD Sold! "Dukes Sold! HD Restoration Restoration HIST Freeze" HD (CC) Snackfood Tech" (CC) of Auction" HD HD (CC) HD (CC) Case "Beautiful Little Fool" Cold Case Cold Case "The Hen House" Cold Case "The River" (CC) Cold Case "Joseph" (CC) Flash "The Perfect Family" ION I Survived... "Amy/Jeff/Tyler" I Survived... Three survivors of I Survived... Robbers attack America's Most Wanted HD America's Most Wanted HD America's Most Wanted HD LIFE HD flight 232 talk about the disaster. Denise in her store. HD (CC) (CC) (CC) '70s Show '70s Show The Substitute punk'd (CC) Pauly D America's Dance Crew (CC) Hip Hop POV < How High ++ ('01) Redman, Dean Cain, Method Man. (CC) MTV Victorious Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK Panda Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Trackside At HD (N) Speed HD Off Road Racing Torc Jam Site: Charlotte Motor Speedway -- Charlotte, N.C. (L) (CC) NASCAR Auto Racing STP 400 HD (CC) SPEED Gangland "Everybody Killers" < Alien vs. Predator ++ ('04) Raoul Bova, Sanaa Lathan. < Doom ++ (2005, Sci-Fi) The Rock, Rosamund Pike, Karl < Alien vs. Predator ++ ('04) SPIKE HD Humans are drawn into a conflict between alien races. HD Urban. A team sent to Mars is attacked by mutants. HD (CC) Raoul Bova, Sanaa Lathan. HD 5:00 < The Matrix Revolutions ++ ('03) Laurence Fishburne, WWE Smackdown! WWE superstars do battle in long-running Machines A race car inspired FactFake "The Grim Sleeper/ SYFY Keanu Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD rivalries. HD (CC) (N) by a futuristic spaceship. The Real Mr. Freeze" HD 5:00 Praise the Lord (CC) Supernatural Potter's Touch BehindScenes Hal Lindsey Harvest (CC) Manna Fest Amazing Grace (CC) TBN The King of King-Queens Seinfeld "The Seinfeld "The House Payne Payne "Payne- House of House Payne < The Wedding Date +++ A woman hires an :50 < Just TBS Queens Conversion" Nap" (CC) "Dog Days" "Beginnings" ful Resolution" Payne "Dead Wrong" escort to be her date for a wedding. Friends ++ < The Dangerous Days of Kiowa Jones ('66) Diane Baker, < Ski Party +++ ('65) Dwayne Hickman, Frankie Avalon. Two < Winter a Go-Go + ('65, Musical) Jill Donohue, Julie Parrish, TCM Robert Horton. A criminal offers a reward to help him escape. men decide to dress up as women to crash a party. Beverly Adams. Teens try to turn a ski lodge into a music club. Brides/Beverly Brides/Beverly Wedding Some gypsies live on Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the Yes to the My Big Fat Paddy & his wife Yes to the Yes to the TLC Hills HD Hills HD the wrong side of the law. HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD (N) Dress HD (N) escape attacks by moving away. Dress HD Dress HD Law & Order "Terminal" (CC) Law & Order An insurance Law & Order A murder leads < The Hangover +++ ('09) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. A :15 < I Love You, Man ++ TNT executive is beaten to death. detectives to a sex slave ring. groom goes missing in Las Vegas before his wedding. ('09) Rashida Jones, Paul Rudd. Level Up Amazing Adventure NinjaGo "Can Best of Cartoon Network King of the King of the American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy TOON Gumball Time of Worms" Hill Hill "Roger 'N Me" "Amish Guy" Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... 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HD Gumbel HD (CC) Show HD (N) Short HD (CC) (CC) (CC) 4:40 < Waterworld ++ ('95) < Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son An FBI :45 < The Town ++++ (2010, Action) Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Ben Affleck. Girl's Guide Sex Games: MAX Kevin Costner. HD agent goes undercover at an all-girl's school. A career criminal plans his next big heist. HD (CC) HD (CC) Cancun HD 5:00 < How to Lose a Guy in < Square Grouper (2011, Documentary) A portrait of the pot < Scream 4 ('11) Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Neve Boxing Shobox: The New SHOW 10 Days ++ HD smuggling scene of 1970s Miami. Campbell. Sidney Prescott is visited by the Ghostface killer. HD Generation Card TBA (CC) :15 < Noble Things ('08) Ryan Hurst, Brett Moses. A man < In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale + Jason :10 < Centurion ('10) Michael Fassbender. A group of Roman TMC returns to his hometown and faces old demons. HD Statham. A man must stop a plot to overthrow the king. HD soldiers is pursued by warriors. HD

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WGAL

Silas Weir Mitchell and David Giuntoli star in “Grimm”

Shark Tank 8:00 PM Tensions rise when Mark Cuban tries to convince the entrepreneurs to stop negotiating with the other sharks if they want a deal with him. A fireman from Arkansas has a promising pitch with an invention that has the potential to save lives and make money. (WHTM)

Grimm 9:00 PM A string of murders seems to have an overseas connection and Nick learns that Monroe and Rosalee are harboring the suspect. He soon realizes he’s hunting a freedom fighter on the run from a creature bounty hunter (guest star Sebastian Roche). (WGAL)

CSI: NY 9:00 PM A stolen Ferrari becomes a crime scene when the body of a beautiful young woman is found in it. The ensuing investigation involves a family of car thieves, and the team must find the murderer before other members of the clan also end up dead. (WHP)


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Kathy Griffin as seen in “Kathy”

Secrets of the FBI 6:00 PM Filmmakers get a rare behind-the-scenes glimpse at how the FBI operates in this special documentary. High-threat events, such as the State of the Union Address, present serious challenges for the FBI’s elite DC counter-terror task force. DISC

Dateline: Real Life Mysteries 8:00 PM TLC presents another evening of shocking crimes and baffling mysteries with back-to-back new episodes. In one case, an Army Major is attacked and murdered in the middle of the night while in his own bed. In another story, a mom is abducted at gunpoint. TLC

Kathy 10:00 PM Controversial comedienne Kathy Griffin brings her brand of harsh humor to series television. Known for deflating the egos of the rich and famous, Griffin prepares to take on everyone from celebrities to politicians -- and even her own mother. BRAVO

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Jane finds a murderer WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) Theory HD (N) investigate a building super. among a group of oddballs. HD News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Trace An attorney who may be Trace A female bounty hunter Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) schizophrenic goes missing. HD vanished after being shot. HD (CC) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Missing Becca decides to try a Grey's A. The doctors work on Scandal The team helps a ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) dangerous new tactic. HD (N) a woman with no identity. (N) millionaire's son accused of rape. (CC) Nightline (CC) Starsky, Hutch "The Setup" Police Story "Countdown" 1/2 The Saint "Teresa" (CC) Da Vinci's Inquest RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "The Accused" Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Street Elmo pretends Smart Talk (CC) The Joe We Know (CC) (N) Independent Lens "Revenge of the Electric Tavis Smiley WITF (33) to be a butterfly. HD Car" Now, the electric car is back. HD (CC) (N) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Amer. Idol Another finalist is Touch Teller steps into trouble Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) eliminated from the competition. when he visits Jake. HD (N) (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "The Last Yard/ The First 48 Two brothers are First 48 Detectives investigate The First 48 HD (CC) First 48 Two men rob and kill a The First 48 A man was shot in A&E Root of All Evil" HD (CC) involved in a drug deal gone bad. a single mom's disappearance. neighborhood drug dealer. HD the back in a scrap yard. HD CSI: Miami "Prey" HD (CC) CSI A young man confesses to < U.S. Marshals +++ (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Downey Jr., Wesley Snipes. A < U.S. Marshals +++ ('98) AMC murder he didn't commit. HD framed covert C.I.A. agent becomes a fugitive. HD (CC) Wesley Snipes. HD River Monsters: Unhooked HD Fatal Attractions HD To Be Announced (CC) ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live HD (CC) ThinkLik (N) < 35 and Ticking ++ ('11) Tamala Jones. HD (N) < Lavell Crawford: Can a Brother Get Some Love? ('11) (CC) BET Kathy Griffin: Does The Bible Kathy Griffin :45 H.Wives The Real Housewives of To Be Announced (CC) Kathy (N) Watch What Kathy BRAVO Belt (CC) (N) Atlanta "Reunion Part 1" Happens (N) Movie :45 < Urban Cowboy ++++ ('80) John Travolta. A farmer learns about love and life in a Houston bar. < Footloose +++ ('84) Lori Singer, Kevin Bacon. CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock HD 30 Rock "Mrs. Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD South Park HD Tosh.O HD The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Donaghy" HD (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Report (CC) SportsNite HD PLank HD Poker HD Sixers HD (N) GSD: From the Vault Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. San Diego Padres (L) HD CSN Secrets of the FBI "Protecting American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) DISC the Nation's Capitol" Shake "Camp GoodLuck "PJ A.N.T. Farm Wizards HD Shake "Judge < The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl An :10 Jessie HD :35 Austin and Wizards "Back A.N.T. Farm DISN It Up" HD in the City" HD HD It Up" HD Ally HD to Max" HD HD ordinary boy helps two superheroes defeat a villain. 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (CC) (N) SportsCenter HD (CC) Gruden QB Camp HD NFL Live (L) HD (CC) SportsC. 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HD Best of Pride Fighting UFC Guillard vs. Miller Site: Bridgestone Arena -- Nashville, WPT Poker Borgata Open (CC) UFC Ultimate Barfly (CC) The Dan Patrick Show (CC) FSN Championships Tenn. (CC) Insider (CC) Met Your Met Your Met Your Met Your 2½Men "The Two and a Two and a Two and a < The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ++ ('08) Cate FX Mother HD Mother HD Mother HD Mother HD Soil Is Moist" Half Men Half Men Half Men Blanchett. The story of a man who started aging backwards. HD Little House on the Prairie Little House A lonely woman & L. House "Mortal Mission" An Little House "The Odyssey" Frasier Frasier Frasier "The Frasier "Come HALL "Enchanted Cottage" (CC) her two children turn to Charles. infection threatens the town. Laura and Albert help a boy. Friend" (CC) Lie With Me" Swamp People "Something Swamp The tropical storm is Swamp Tidal surges after a Swamp Troy and Clint decide Ax Men "Where's Willy" A America Larry gets hungry HIST Wicked this Way Comes" HD finally making landfall. HD storm can spell disaster. HD to brave a treacherous swamp. crew member defects. HD inside a gator-infested swamp. Ghost "Lost in the Shadows" Cold Case "Sanctuary" (CC) Cold Case "One Night" (CC) Cold Case "Superstar" (CC) Crim. Minds "Hopeless" (CC) Crim. Minds "Cradle to Grave" ION Wife Swap "Aguirre/Ray" (CC) W. Swap A pampered mom & a < High Crimes ++ (2002, Suspense) Ashley Judd, James Caviezel, Morgan The Client List Riley finds a Reba HD LIFE hard working mom swap families. Freeman. A lawyer's husband is accused of war crimes. HD (CC) mysterious woman's number. '70s Show '70s Show The Substitute The Substitute America's Dance Crew (CC) punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) Pauly D punk'd (CC) Pauly D MTV iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) NASCAR Race Hub HD (N) Pass Time HD Pass Time HD D. Drives "Iraq Convoy" HD Wrecked HD Wrecked HD Trucker HD Trucker HD NASCAR Race Hub HD SPEED DEA "DEA vs. The Juarez DEA "The Million Dollar Money Big Easy Big Easy Impact Wrestling High-risk athletic entertainment from the Uncensored WaysD "Death SPIKE Cartel" HD (CC) Drop" HD (CC) Justice HD Justice HD ring. HD (N) HD (N) on Arrival" HD < The Matrix Reloaded ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Keanu < The Matrix Revolutions ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett Smith, Keanu SYFY Reeves. An army of machines is sent to kill humankind. HD (CC) Reeves. 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The Bold and the Beautiful Amber has pangs of guilt over putting Hope in danger, but she is soon distracted by Rick’s wandering attention. Amber realizes that she needs to get between Rick and Caroline before she loses Rick forever, but the task proves to be more difficult than she’d anticipated. Hope is devastated to think that Amber would blackmail her about her drug use, and she realizes that the best way out of the situation is to come clean with Liam. Meanwhile, Steffy shows up at the office to surprise Liam, and she tells him that she still has faith that they can make their marriage work. Liam insists that he wants to be with Hope, but Steffy continues her campaign to change his mind.

Days of Our Lives Convinced that Stefano is in love with Marlena, Kate has sex with Ian. She immediately realizes her mistake, and Stefano puts her on the guilt trip of a lifetime. Ian makes it clear that

he isn’t afraid of Stefano. In Alamainia, Hope and John recover the egg and steal the coded coin from inside. One of Stefano’s henchmen tries to stop their flight from returning to Salem, but Agent Spencer helps them escape. When Hope arrives at Bo’s bedside, Bo moves his hand. Sami and EJ agree to have a platonic relationship now that they’re neighbors, for the sake of the kids. Carrie dissolves her partnership with Rafe and puts an end to any feelings she had for him, and Rafe almost tells her that he never slept with Nicole. Will and Sonny have a spark after Sonny comforts Will about coming out to his mother. Melanie and Chad make love for the first time, but Gabi plans to stop it from happening again.

General Hospital Sam learns that Heather is in a local mental institution and asks for her help with the Franco situation. Heather sees this as an opportunity to get her demands met, but Sam isn’t the person to help her. Later, Heather contacts Steve as Sam reconsiders her decision to bring Heather back into the picture. Meanwhile, Starr plans to use Michael to get informa-

tion about Sonny, but she finds herself forming a bond with the boy instead. Anna and John also grow closer while discussing their pasts, and Luke is peeved that John may interfere with the time he wants to spend with Anna. Dante finds a solid piece of evidence against Delores’s husband, but he’s not sure he wants to implicate him just yet. Kate wants Ewen to hypnotize her again.

The Young and the Restless Chelsea goes into labor at the lake cabin with Adam, and Adam helps her deliver a baby boy. When the newborn doesn’t cry, Chelsea assumes the worst. Adam leaves to get help just before Billy and Victoria arrive, and they get the baby to a hospital while wondering who could have helped Chelsea through the delivery. Later, Billy and Victoria confront Chelsea about signing over her parental rights, but Chelsea insists that she wants to see the child before making any decisions. Genevieve overhears Jack telling Nikki that he’s only marrying Gen to get control of Beauty of Nature, but Jack says he was lying to Nikki so she wouldn’t stop the wedding.

Conan: Conan O’Brien Former vice-president Dick Cheney received a heart transplant. The new heart is working so well that Cheney has already gone to Whoville and returned all their Christmas presents. President Obama is getting tough with North Korea. Over the weekend, he warned Kim Jong-un that bad behavior would not be rewarded. Then Kim Jongun asked, “So how do you explain yet another season of ‘Jersey Shore’?” Over the weekend, a woman broke into Simon Cowell’s home, and he found her in his bathroom holding a brick. Simon approached the woman cautiously and told her: “Paula, put down the brick ... “

The Tonight Show: Jay Leno President Obama is currently in Korea where he visited the DMZ. To which Paris Hilton said: “Why does he need to get a Korean driver’s licence?” The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they’re called taxi cabs. Bryan Dattilo stars as Lucas in “Days of Our Lives”

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Ringer 9:00 PM The season unravels in this finale. As the vow renewal draws near, Bridget decides she needs to come clean with Andrew about who she really is. At the same time, Bodaway Macawi closes in, and Agent Machado is forced to stop working on the case. (WLYH)

Fashion Star 10:00 PM A twist in the competition shakes things up for the remaining designers, who are asked to create clothes outside their comfort zones. Also, the mentors and buyers wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know who designed which pieces. Contestants who fail to impress face elimination. (WGAL)

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Days of Our Lives Convinced that Stefano is in love with Marlena, Kate has sex with Ian. She immediately realizes her mistake, and Stefano puts her on the guilt trip of a lifetime. Ian makes it clear that

he isn’t afraid of Stefano. In Alamainia, Hope and John recover the egg and steal the coded coin from inside. One of Stefano’s henchmen tries to stop their flight from returning to Salem, but Agent Spencer helps them escape. When Hope arrives at Bo’s bedside, Bo moves his hand. Sami and EJ agree to have a platonic relationship now that they’re neighbors, for the sake of the kids. Carrie dissolves her partnership with Rafe and puts an end to any feelings she had for him, and Rafe almost tells her that he never slept with Nicole. Will and Sonny have a spark after Sonny comforts Will about coming out to his mother. Melanie and Chad make love for the first time, but Gabi plans to stop it from happening again.

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Conan: Conan O’Brien Former vice-president Dick Cheney received a heart transplant. The new heart is working so well that Cheney has already gone to Whoville and returned all their Christmas presents. President Obama is getting tough with North Korea. Over the weekend, he warned Kim Jong-un that bad behavior would not be rewarded. Then Kim Jongun asked, “So how do you explain yet another season of ‘Jersey Shore’?” Over the weekend, a woman broke into Simon Cowell’s home, and he found her in his bathroom holding a brick. Simon approached the woman cautiously and told her: “Paula, put down the brick ... “

The Tonight Show: Jay Leno President Obama is currently in Korea where he visited the DMZ. To which Paris Hilton said: “Why does he need to get a Korean driver’s licence?” The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they’re called taxi cabs. Bryan Dattilo stars as Lucas in “Days of Our Lives”

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Christa B. Allen stars in “Revenge”

My 40-Year-Old Child 6:00 PM TLC presents another touching real-life story with this documentary, which chronicles the life of Nicky Freeman, a 40 year old with the body of a 10-year-old child. Also, meet Gabby, who’s six but appears much younger, and doctors don’t know why. TLC

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Dateline: Real Life Mysteries 8:00 PM TLC presents another evening of shocking crimes and baffling mysteries with back-to-back new episodes. In one case, an Army Major is attacked and murdered in the middle of the night while in his own bed. In another story, a mom is abducted at gunpoint. TLC

Kathy 10:00 PM Controversial comedienne Kathy Griffin brings her brand of harsh humor to series television. Known for deflating the egos of the rich and famous, Griffin prepares to take on everyone from celebrities to politicians -- and even her own mother. BRAVO

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Movie M 8:40 <++ Hereafter ('10) <++ The X Files: Fight the Future ('98) :35 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <+++ The Blues Brothers ('80) John Belushi. T 8: <+++ Cheech & ... :15 < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ('10) Michael Douglas. :05 <++ Marked for Death ('90) :45 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. MAX W 8:40 <+ From Justin to... <++ Sex and the City 2 ('10) Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker. <+++ May ('02) Angela Bettis. < Exporting Raymond ('11) <++ Little Fockers ('10) Ben Stiller. <++ Hard Rain ('97) :45 <++++ The Usual Suspects ('95) :40 <++ Hall Pass ('11) Owen Wilson. T Movie <++ Kuffs ('92) Christian Slater. :50 Max Set :05 <++ Get Him to the Greek ('10) Jonah Hill. :45 <++ Arthur ('11) Helen Mirren, Russell Brand. :40 <++ Waterworld ('95) F <++ Operation Dumbo Drop ('95) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. < The Prankster ('10) Devon Werkheiser. :15 Wendy Liebman :15 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) Elisabeth Harnois. 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F 8:35 <+++ Steel City :15 < Lucky (Com, '11) Ari Graynor, Colin Hanks. < The Long Ride (Act, '86) <++ Shadow of Fear ('04) :05 < An Unreasonable Man ('06) Ralph Nader. :15 < Evasive Action ('98) Dorian Harewood. :55 < Bare Knuckles ('10) M Movie < Gadgetman ('99) Marina Sirtis. Scenarios <+++ Indian Summer ('93) :10 < Infamy ('05) Joe Connolly, Claw. :45 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :15 < Dorian Gray (Dra, '09) Colin Firth, Ben Barnes. T Movie <++ Mandela and de Klerk ('97) Sidney Poitier. <+++ The Good Mother ('88) < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :15 < The Reef ('10) :45 <+ Undiscovered ('05) Ashlee Simpson. TMC W Movie :35 < Waiting for Forever ('11) :10 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria. Scenario Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work :55 < Talihina Sky: The ... T 8:35 < Hunter Prey ('10) :05 < Coach ('10) Liane Balaban. <+++ The Thin Blue Line (Doc, '88) :45 <++ Blue in the Face ('94) :10 <++ Get Well Soon ('01) :45 < Spooner ('09) Matthew Lillard. F 8:40 < Nativity! 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tion,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. (3h) MAX “Star Trek: First Contact” +++ (Sci-Fi,1996) Brent Spiner, Patrick Stewart. (1h50) 10:00 AM HALL “The Wedding Dress” +++ (Romance,2001) Margaret Colin, Tyne Daly. (2h) 10:25 AM TMC “Shall We Dance?” +++ (Comedy,1996) Koji Yakusho, Tamiyo Kusakari. (Subtitled) (2h) 10:30 AM COM “Hot Fuzz” +++ (Comedy,2007) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (2h) TCM “Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?” +++ (Comedy,1957) Jayne Mansfield, Tony Randall. (1h45) SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (1h55) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Dreamchild” +++ (Drama,1985) Coral Browne, Ian Holm. (2h) A&E “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h) USA “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Ac-

tion,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (2h27) 11:30 AM TBS “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 12:00 PM (WPMT) “The Count of Monte Cristo” +++ (Adventure,2002) Guy Pearce, James Caviezel. (2h) 12:05 PM AMC “An Officer and a Gentleman” ++++ (Romance,1982) Debra Winger, Richard Gere. An aspiring navy pilot undergoes an emotional transformation during his time at boot camp. (2h56) 12:15 PM TCM “The Paleface” +++ (Comedy,1948) Bob Hope, Jane Russell. (1h45) 12:30 PM FAM “Richie Rich” +++ (Comedy,1994) John Larroquette, Macaulay Culkin. (2h) 1:00 PM MAX “127 Hours” ++++ (Adventure,2010) James Franco, Amber Tamblyn. A mountain climber resorts to desperate measures after becoming trapped under a boulder. (1h40) 1:30 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h)

SPIKE “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979)

Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “View From the Top” +++ (Comedy,2003) Gwyneth Paltrow, Mike Myers. (2h) 2:30 PM FAM “Happy Feet” +++ (Animated,2006) Robin Williams, Elijah Wood. (2h30) 3:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h) SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (3h) 3:30 PM ION “State of Play” +++ (Drama,2009) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe. (3h30) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” +++ (Drama,2002) Drew Barrymore, Sam Rockwell. (2h) TCM “Written on the Wind” ++++ (Drama,1956) Lauren Bacall, Rock Hudson. A young woman marries into a corrupt oil family then falls for her husband’s best friend. (2h) TNT “American Gangster” +++

(Crime Story,2007) Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe. (3h) 4:30 PM SPIKE “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h30) 5:00 PM FAM “Aladdin” ++++ (Animated,1992) Voices of Robin Williams, Scott Weinger. A street urchin discovers a genie’s lamp in a cave and sets out to woo a princess. (2h) 6:00 PM AMC “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005) Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. (3h) FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt. (3h) TCM “Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing” +++ (Romance,1955) Jennifer Jones, William Holden. (2h) 6:30 PM COM “Wedding Crashers” +++ (Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (2h30) 7:00 PM FAM “Beauty and the Beast” ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (2h) ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) SPIKE “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h)

TNT “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008)

Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. (2h30) 8:00 PM TCM “A Star Is Born” ++++ (Romance,1937) Fredric March, Janet Gaynor. A fading matinee idol marries the young beginner he’s shepherded to stardom. (2h) 9:00 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) FAM “The Blind Side” +++ (Sport,2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. (3h) FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) 9:30 PM TNT “Gran Torino” +++ (Drama,2008) Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley. (2h30) 10:00 PM TCM “What Price Hollywood?” +++ (Drama,1932) Constance Bennett, Lowell Sherman. (2h) 11:00 PM SPIKE “Red Dragon” +++ (Thriller,2002) Edward Norton, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) USA “Raiders of the Lost Ark” ++++ (Adventure,1981) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist and a woman

from his past search for the Ark of the Covenant in Egypt. (2h30) 11:30 PM FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) SYFY “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. (2h30)

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AMC “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++

(Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. (2h30)

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edy,1931) Charlie Chaplin, Hank Mann. In this silent film, the Little Tramp tries to help a blind flower seller to see again. (1h30) 10:00 AM (THIS) “The Trials of Oscar Wilde” +++ (Biography,1960) Peter Finch, Yvonne Mitchell. (2h30) 10:50 AM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h40) 12:00 PM HBO “Grind” +++ (Comedy,2003) Mike Vogel, Adam Brody. (1h45)

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HD (N) Water, Fiery Serpent" (CC) News (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Finder A family employs Walter Fringe The story jumps ahead Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock "The WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) to find their missing father. HD to 2036. HD (N) (CC) Ones" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Without a Trace/ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E Street Justice" HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) 5:30 < Rain Man +++ ('88) Tom Cruise, Dustin Hoffman. A < One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ++++ (1975, Drama) Louise Fletcher, William Redfield, < King Arthur ++ ('04) Keira AMC man takes a road trip with his autistic brother. HD Jack Nicholson. A rebellious prisoner is sent to an asylum. HD (CC) Knightley, Clive Owen. HD River Monsters: Unhooked HD Woods Law "Gun Country" HD Woods Law "On Thin Ice" HD WoodsLaw "Maine Freeze" HD Rattlesnake Rep "Mutiny" HD WoodsLaw "Maine Freeze" HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < Like Mike ++ ('02) Jonathan Lipnicki, Lil' Bow Wow. < Like Mike 2: Streetball ++ ('06) Jascha Washington. BET Housewives/NewJersey "The The Real Housewives of New The Real Housewives of New The Real Housewives of To Be Announced (CC) Kathy BRAVO Heads of Family Will Roll" Jersey "Reunion Part 1" (CC) Jersey "Reunion Part 2" (CC) Atlanta "Reunion Part 1" 5:15 < Footloose +++ ('84) Lori Singer, Kevin Bacon. The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel & Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report Tosh.O HD Tosh.O HD Always Sunny Always Sunny South Park < Dumb and Dumber ++ (1994, Comedy) Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Jim COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) (CC) HD HD (CC) Carrey. Dimwitted pals drive cross-country to return a case. 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(L) (CC) Pirates Post- Inside Pirates Boys in the Baseball's FSN Baseball (CC) game (L) (CC) game (L) (CC) Baseball (CC) Hall Golden Age 5:00 < Armageddon ++ ('98) Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Bruce Mixed Martial Arts UFC Card TBA (L) HD (CC) < The Day After Tomorrow +++ ('04) Dennis Quaid. A FX Willis. A crew embarks on a mission to destroy an asteroid. (CC) climatologist tries to save his son from an Ice Age. < The Good Witch's Family ('11) Noah Cappe, Catherine Bell. < Undercover Bridesmaid ('11) Nicole Paggi, Brooke Burns. A < The Wish List ('10, Romance) Mark Deklin, Jennifer Esposito. HALL A mysterious young woman claims to be Cassie's cousin. HD woman posing as a bridesmaid learn to love again. HD A woman makes a list of qualities she wants in a man. HD 5:00 Nostradamus: 2012 HD Swamp R.J. and Jay Paul face Swamp People A huge storm is Swamp The tropical storm is Swamp Tidal surges after a Swamp Troy and Clint decide HIST (CC) off with a monster alpha male. headed straight for the swamp. finally making landfall. HD storm can spell disaster. HD to brave a treacherous swamp. Psych "High Noon-Ish" (CC) Psych Psych "Shawn Gets the Yips" Psych "Bollywood Homicide" Psych "High Top Fade Out" Psych "Let's Get Hairy" (CC) ION < The Alphabet Killer ++ (2008, Drama) Cary Elwes, Timothy < The Capture of the Green River Killer +++ (2008, Drama) James Marsters, Thomas Cavanagh, Sharon Lawrence. Two teens LIFE Hutton, Eliza Dushku. An officer sets out to find a killer. HD (CC) want to escape their rough existence. HD (CC) R. Dyrdek R. Dyrdek R. Dyrdek Hip Hop POV Pauly D Pauly D punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) < Fast Times at Ridgemont High +++ ('82) Sean Penn. 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HD 5:00 Praise the Lord (CC) Precious Memories (CC) In Touch Ministries (CC) The Hour of Power (CC) Billy Graham Crusade (CC) Not A Fan Travel-Road TBN Friends Friends Seinfeld "The Seinfeld The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang < Last Holiday ++ ('06) L.L. Cool J, Timothy Hutton, Queen TBS Yada Yada" Theory Theory Theory Theory Latifah. A woman finds out she's got three weeks to live. (CC) < Cape Fear +++ ('62, Thril) Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen, < Close Encounters of the Third Kind ++++ (1977, Sci-Fi) Teri Garr, < Rollerball +++ ('75) James Caan. The top TCM Gregory Peck. An ex-convict plots to destroy an attorney. (CC) Melinda Dillon, Richard Dreyfuss. A man has an encounter with a UFO. (CC) player of a vicious game fights for freedom. Dateline: Real Myst. "Mystery 48 Hours Learn how serial killer 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours Colonel Russell Williams 48 Hours.. Sandra Franklin 48 Hours: Hard Evidence TLC in Effingham County" HD (CC) Andrew Urdiales was convicted. 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A small-town woman sets out to be a flight attendant. show host claims to have been a CIA agent. Program Program Program Program CABLE CHANNELS The Sopranos "Pie-OThe Sopranos "Everybody < Independence Day +++ (1996, Sci-Fi) Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Will Last Chance Last Chance Parking Parking Parking Wars "The Lost Parking Parking A&E My" HD (CC) Hurts" HD (CC) Pilot" (CC) Driving HD Driving HD Wars HD Wars HD Wars HD Wars HD Smith. A group of people battle against alien invaders. HD (CC) < The Bodyguard ++ (1992, Suspense) Kevin Costner, Gary Kemp, Whitney Mad Men "Red in the Mad Men "Mystery Date" :05 The Killing "Numb" :05 < An Officer and a Gentleman ++++ (1982, Romance) Debra Winger, AMC Face" HD (CC) HD HD David Keith, Richard Gere. Two misfits seek direction during boot camp. HD (CC) Houston. A singer falls for her bodyguard. HD (CC) W ild Kingdom HD W ild Kingdom HD R iver Monsters: American Killers HD R ivMon Unhooked HD R iver Monst. HD (CC) R iver: Giants HD (CC) Dogs 101 "Puppies" HD Dogs 101 HD ANPL < Good Hair ++ (2009, Documentary) Farrah Fawcett, Sandra < I Think I Love My Wife ++ ('07, Com) Kerry Washington, Gina Bobby Jones Gospel HD Lift Every Everybody < Harvard Park (CC) BET (CC) Denton, Eve. Chris Rock visits the hair convention in Atlanta. (CC) Torres, Chris Rock. A married man considers having an affair. (CC) Voice HD Hates Chris Million Dollar List Housewives/NewJersey Housewives/NewJersey The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Shahs of Sunset "Image Shahs of Sunset "It's My Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset "Waiting BRAVO "Bailing On the Bully" "Reunion Part 1" (CC) "Reunion Part 2" (CC) "Dirty Housewives" (CC) "Bowling for Champs" Is Everything" Birthday B*tches" "Champagne Wars" for MJ" C MT Insider Top 20 Countdown (CC) < You've Got Mail ++ Rival store owners unknowing begin a correspondence. < Groundhog Day HD 6:00 CMT Music (CC) CMT < Mr. Deeds ++ ('02) Winona Ryder, Adam Sandler. < Waiting ++ Restaurant employees 8:30 < Stan Helsing A group of friends < Hot Fuzz +++ ('07) Nick Frost, Simon Pegg. A Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama COM detour into a cursed town. constable uncovers a mystery in a small town. HD HD HD HD HD A small-town man inherits a vast fortune. HD ward off boredom. 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HD C hopped "Chewing The Chopped "I'm Your Rachael's Week In A Day Ten Dollar Guy's Big Sandwich Best Thing Paula's Best Mama's Restaurant: Impossible Hunger Hits Home HD Best Thing I Best Thing I FOOD Caul Fat" HD Huckleberry" HD Dinners HD Bite HD (N) King HD (N) (N) Dishes HD Meals HD Ate Ate "Double Take" HD "Anna Maria's" HD S led Head In Depth Paid Paid Golf Life Downunder Autogeek's Motorhead Sports Unlimited (CC) In the Room "Second Half Pirates Pirates Pre- MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. San Francisco FSN (CC) of Pens '11-'12 Season" Giants Site: AT&T Park -- San Francisco, Calif. (L) (CC) Program Program Horse. (CC) Garage (CC) Garage (CC) 24/7 (CC) Baseball game (L) < Bride Wars ++ ('09) Kate Hudson. Two friends < All About Steve ++ Sandra Bullock. A wacky < The Proposal +++ (2009, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Sandra 8:30 < Save the Last Dance ++ ('00) Julia Stiles. FX Young dancers want to be together. HD schedule their wedding on the same day. HD woman follows a cameraman around the country. HD Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her. HD (CC) < The Wedding Dress +++ ('01) Tyne Daly. A < The Engagement Ring ('05) Patricia Heaton. A < Backyard Wedding ('10) Alicia Witt. A bride-to< Accidentally in Love ('11) Jennie Garth. A car Golden Golden HALL wedding dress affects five different couples. HD long-lost engagement ring found. HD be's questions her upcoming wedding. HD accident leads to an unexpected friendship. HD Girls Girls Titanic's Final Moments: Missing Pieces Historians Titanic's Achilles Heel Chatterton and Kohler Full Metal Jousting "Hits Full Metal Jousting Full Metal Jousting "A Full Metal Jousting "Go Full Metal Jousting HIST analyse sections of the ship's bottom hull. HD (CC) examine Titanic's sister ship. HD (CC) Like a Truck" HD Killing Machine" HD to War" HD "Ready to Rock" HD "Charge On" HD < Space Cowboys +++ ('00) Clint Eastwood. < State of Play +++ ('09) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe. Paid Paid Paid Paid Inspiration Today Ministry Camp Meeting G. Lopez ION < Heartbreakers ++ (2001, Comedy) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Liotta, < Another Man's Wife ('11) Rena Sofer. After a car < Devil's Pond ++ ('03) Tara Reid, Kip Pardue. A < The Stepfather ++ Joel Osteen Paid LIFE (CC) accident a family goes to a mountain cabin. HD husband plots to trap his new wife on an island. HD ('09) Dylan Walsh. HD Program HD Sigourney Weaver. A mother and daughter team up to con rich men. HD (CC) 1 6 and Pregnant (CC) T rue Life "I Live with My True Life "I'm Supporting True Life "I'm Orthorexic" True Life "My Second Ridiculou- Ridiculou- America's Best Dance 16 and Pregnant (CC) True Life "Worst and Best MTV Ex" (CC) (N) My Boyfriend" (CC) (N) (CC) (N) Chance" (CC) (N) Moments Ever!" 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HD < Casino Royale +++ (2006, Action) Judi Dench, Eva Green, Daniel Craig. < Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ++ ('84) Harrison < Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ++++ ('89, Adventure) Sean Connery, Twilight SYFY Zone James Bond is tasked with taking down a corrupt banker. HD (CC) Ford. An archaeologist stumbles upon an ancient secret cult. HD Julian Glover, Harrison Ford. An archaeologist searches for the Holy Grail. HD (CC) Kingdom Turning Rhema Winning A Miracle Redemption Love Worth In Touch Power Point It Is Written Answers From His The King Is Kingdom John Hagee Today (CC) J oseph ChangingTBN Point (CC) Praise (CC) Walk (CC) for You Finding (CC) Ministries Heart (CC) Coming Prince (CC) Life (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) < Race to Witch Mountain ++ A taxi driver helps < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Mike Myers. 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HD < Scooby Doo: Pirates Ahoy The gang Amazing Ben 10 ThunderGreen Young MAD Level Up Gumball Regular Regular Regular Adventure Adventure Level Up Level Up TOON "Reckoning" Justice "Leroy" takes a cruise into the Bermuda Triangle. Gumball "The Sock" Show Cats Show Show Time Time Paid Paid Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Pawn Pawn Wiener Wiener Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo BeachTow BeachTow TRUTV Hot in Hot in Hot in Hot in Extreme Makeover: Ext. Makeover: Home Ext. Makeover: Home Murder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M *A*S*H M*A*S*H TVLAND Cleveland "WWE" (CC) "Wilson Family" (CC) (CC) (CC) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Home Edition (CC) < Fast & Furious ++ ('09) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. Fairly Legal "Gimme In Plain Sight "Drag Me < Quantum of Solace +++ ('08) Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Craig. :25 < Ocean's Thirteen ++ ('07) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. USA Shelter" HD to Hell" HD Bond goes rogue as he hunts for assassins. HD Danny Ocean seeks revenge on a powerful businessman. HD Dom returns to America to settle some scores. HD L a La's Full La La's Full ConsignVH1 Top 20 Video Styled By Styled By Basketball Wives HD 40 Naughtiest Celebrity 40 Naughtiest Celebrity < Rock Star ++ ('01) Jennifer Aniston, Timothy Olyphant, Mark VH1 Countdown (CC) June HD June HD Court Life Court Life ment HD Scandals "Hour 1" (CC) Scandals "Hour 2" (CC) Wahlberg. A man becomes the lead singer of the band he idolizes. PREMIUM CHANNELS R eal Time With Bill 7:45 < The :45 < While You Were Sleeping ++ A woman 24/7 HD What to Watch HD /:15 < Fast Five ('11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. < The Medallion A detective is Face Off HD /:15 < The HBO Maher HD (CC) The crew tries to leave Brazil without being arrested. HD transformed into an immortal warrior. Dilemma HD pretends to be a comatose man's fiancé. Dilemma ++ HD < Star Trek: First Contact The Enterprise :20 < Hard Rain ++ ('97) Morgan Freeman. An < 127 Hours A mountain climber < Major League II ++ A former owner 8: < :40 < Major League ++ Charlie Sheen. A group of MAX armored truck guard tries to protect his cargo. HD becomes trapped under a boulder. HD misfits are picked to form a baseball team. HD buys back a losing baseball team. HD Vampires ... goes back in time to stop the Borg. < The Hours +++ ('02) Nicole Kidman. Three 8:30 < The Road A post-apocalyptical :25 < The Entitled A man kidnaps three < Meskada Nick Stahl. A young boy is < A Low Down Dirty Shame ++ :15 < The Back-Up Plan SHOW story of a father and son. HD women are linked by a work of literature. HD wealthy women for ransom. murdered during a home burglary. Former cop opens PI agency. HD ++ Jennifer Lopez. HD 8:50 Make Believe Magicians compete :25 < Shall We Dance? +++ ('96) Koji Yakusho. A :25 < Blue in the Face :50 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen. A group of :35 < The Reef Shark hunts crew from :05 < Spooner ('09) TMC to become Teen World Champion. 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SPEED NASCAR Auto Racing STP 400

Sprint Cup Series Practice Live

HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel

2:00 PM

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12:30 PM

TCM “Topkapi” +++ (Comedy,1964)

Maximilian Schell, Peter Ustinov. (2h15) 1:45 PM HBO “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h45) 2:00 PM AMC “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005) Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. (3h) 2:05 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h55) 2:30 PM (THIS) “The Landlord” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1970) Pearl Bailey, Beau Bridges. (2h30) 2:45 PM TCM “Billy Budd” +++ (Action,1962) Peter Ustinov, Robert Ryan. (2h15) 5:00 PM (THIS) “Vincent and Theo” +++ (Biography,1990) Paul Rhys, Tim Roth. (3h) TCM “Quo Vadis” ++++ (Epic,1951) Deborah Kerr, Robert Taylor. A Roman warrior falls for a Christian woman during the tyrannical reign of Emperor Nero. (3h) 5:50 PM MAX “The Town” ++++ (Action,2010) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A career criminal juggles his feelings for a bank manager from a previous robbery. (2h10) 7:00 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) 8:00 PM FX “Death Race” +++ (Action,2008) Joan Allen, Jason Statham. (3h) MAX “Alien: The Director’s Cut” ++++ (Horror,1979) Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt. The crew of a spacecraft take on a dangerous alien that is voracious and relentless. (2h) 10:00 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 11:00 PM FX “Death Race” +++ (Action,2008) Joan Allen, Jason Statham. (3h)

TUESDAY 11:30 AM

TMC “Indian Summer” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,1993) Alan Arkin, Diane Lane. (1h40) 12:00 PM (THIS) “The Man From Planet X” ++++ (Sci-Fi,1951) Margaret Field, Robert Clark. An evil scientist tries to exploit an alien, who consequently turns against humans. (1h30) AMC “Kingdom of Heaven” +++ (Action,2005) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. (3h) 12:45 PM TCM “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies” +++ (Comedy,1960) David Niven, Doris Day. (2h) 1:30 PM (THIS) “At the Earth’s Core” +++ (Sci-Fi,1976) Doug McClure, Peter Cushing. (2h) 2:00 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h)

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best movies SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Com-

edy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h45) 4:00 PM MAX “The Blues Brothers” +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15) 4:45 PM TCM “Until They Sail” +++ (Romance,1957) Joan Fontaine, Piper Laurie. (1h45) 5:15 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h45) 6:00 PM SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 8:00 PM AMC “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (4h) 10:00 PM MAX “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 11:00 AM

FX “Walk the Line” +++ (Biogra-

phy,2005) Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. (3h) 11:30 AM TMC “The Good Mother” +++ (Drama,1988) Diane Keaton, Liam Neeson. (1h45) 12:15 PM COM “Reno 911!: Miami” +++ (Comedy,2007) (1h45) 12:30 PM MAX “May” +++ (Horror,2002) Angela Bettis, Jeremy Sisto. (1h35) 1:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 2:00 PM AMC “Executive Decision” +++ (Action,1996) Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal. (3h) 2:15 PM TCM “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” +++ (Musical,1949) Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly. (1h45) 3:45 PM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 4:00 PM TCM “The Jackie Robinson Story” +++ (Biography,1950) Jackie Robinson, Ruby Dee. (1h30) 5:00 PM (THIS) “The Secret of Santa Vittoria” +++ (Comedy,1969) Anna Magnani, Anthony Quinn. (3h) 5:30 PM TCM “Angels in the Outfield” +++ (Sport,1951) Janet Leigh, Paul Douglas. (1h45) 6:00 PM MAX “The Adjustment Bureau” +++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h45) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Bring Me the Head of Alfre-

do Garcia” +++ (Action,1974) Alex Vega, Warren Oates. (Subtitled) (2h30) 9:00 PM SHOW “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003) Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. (2h) 10:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (1h) 10:30 PM CMT “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15) 11:00 PM AMC “Kingdom of Heaven” +++ (Action,2005) Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom. (2h)

THURSDAY 10:00 AM

(THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire”

+++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) 12:00 PM (THIS) “Ghost in the Invisible Bikini” +++ (Comedy,1966) Boris Karloff, Susan Hart. (2h) AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) 1:00 PM SHOW “My Own Country” ++++ (Biography,1998) Glenne Headly, Naveen Andrews. The story of Dr. Abraham Verghese, an infectious disease specialist and AIDS researcher. (2h) 2:00 PM FX “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” +++ (Comedy,1997) Elizabeth Hurley, Mike Myers. (2h) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Cops and Robbers” +++ (Crime Story,1973) Dick Ward, Joseph Bologna. (2h) 5:00 PM SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (2h) 6:00 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 6:05 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 6:45 PM CMT “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980) (3h15) See Wednesday at 10:30 PM 8:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 10:00 PM CMT “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. (2h30) 11:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 11:45 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h05)

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“The 2012 episodes will bring this great series to a satisfying end.” Many of the actors in “Eureka” are from north of the 49th parallel. It’s not unexpected, though, because the series itself is filmed across regions of British Columbia, Canada. Ferguson had little experience under his belt before he strapped a gun holster to it and became sheriff of Eureka. He had one of the lead roles in the U.S. adaptation of hit British series “Coupling,” but NBC aired only four episodes and kept seven in the can. With the end of “Eureka” nearing, he has signed on with Fox to star in the new Bill Lawrence (“Scrubs”) project “Like Father.” Salli Richardson-Whitfield, who plays Blake, may sound familiar to those who watched the animated series “Gargoyles” in the ‘90s. She provided the voice of Elisa, the human detective who tries to help the Gargoyles stay safe. Kavan Smith plays Andy the android, and most of his experience lies in the sciencefiction genre. He has starred in episodes of “The Twilight Zone,” “Stargate SG-1” and “Battlestar Galactica,” as well as a major roles in “Stargate: Atlantis” and “The 4400.”


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Rookies hit the streets in â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NYC 22â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Adam Goldberg stars as former police news reporter Ray â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lazarusâ&#x20AC;? Harper, who happens to be the oldest of the rookies. orensics experts and detecFilmmaker, musician and actor tives get all of the primetime glory these days. But what Goldberg has one of those facabout the men and women on es just about everyone knows. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had roles in such high-prothe front lines of crime fightfile series as NBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Friendsâ&#x20AC;? ing? (and its spinoff â&#x20AC;&#x153;Joey,â&#x20AC;? though A new CBS police drama shines a light on the cops who they were different roles) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Name Is Earl,â&#x20AC;? as well as walk the beat to protect and serve. Get a glimpse at the lives HBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Entourage.â&#x20AC;? His role on â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? should feel familiar of these Big Apple rookies in â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22,â&#x20AC;? premiering Sunday, -- he also played an NYC cop in ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s short-lived series â&#x20AC;&#x153;The April 15, on CBS. Unusualsâ&#x20AC;? in 2009, which KinOriginally titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rookiesâ&#x20AC;? ney also starred in. and later â&#x20AC;&#x153;The 2-2,â&#x20AC;? the show Leelee Sobieski joins the is set at the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 22nd Precinct in Upper Manhattan. The series growing list of film actors transitioning to television (Ashley premiere follows six rookies Judd recently joined the primeas they prepare to take to the time fray in ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Missingâ&#x20AC;?). streets for the very first time, guided by a veteran field-train- Sobieski makes the jump to series TV as Jennifer â&#x20AC;&#x153;White ing officer and a no-nonsense Houseâ&#x20AC;? Perry, a former Marine gang expert. MP and onetime college volâ&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? takes over the leyball star. The actress has coveted 10 p.m. slot left by appeared in big-screen movies mega-hit â&#x20AC;&#x153;CSI: Miami.â&#x20AC;? CBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deep Impactâ&#x20AC;? (1998), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Never execs must have high hopes Been Kissedâ&#x20AC;? (1999) and for the new series to have ended â&#x20AC;&#x153;Miamiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? season a little Stanley Kubrickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s controversial â&#x20AC;&#x153;Eyes Wide Shutâ&#x20AC;? (1999). Her early -- after just 19 episodes. title role in the TV movie â&#x20AC;&#x153;Joan It may come as a surprise of Arcâ&#x20AC;? (1999) earned her considering the popularity of nominations for both a Golden the â&#x20AC;&#x153;CSIâ&#x20AC;? franchise, but prime Globe and an Emmy. She time has become saturated earned another Golden Globe with forensics investigators nod for her work in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Uprising,â&#x20AC;? thanks to the acclaimed series and its spinoffs, as well as Foxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s another TV movie, in 2001. Tony nominee Stark Sands â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bones.â&#x20AC;? And homicide detecportrays fourth-generation tives have seemingly always cop Kenny McLaren, who has been popular TV subjects, as evidenced today in ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cas- reservations about joining the tleâ&#x20AC;? and NBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Orderâ&#x20AC;? force. Youth advocate and actor Harold â&#x20AC;&#x153;Houseâ&#x20AC;? Moore joins franchise, among others. the â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? force as Jayson Competing for those policesavvy viewers, â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? boasts â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jackpotâ&#x20AC;? Toney, a disgraced an impressive cast. Terry Kinney basketball player. Indie darling takes charge as Daniel â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yodaâ&#x20AC;? Judy Marte plays Tonya SanDean, the officer responsible for chez, a rookie from a family showing the newbies the ropes. with a troubled past. Finally, British actor Tom Reed rounds Best known as Tim McManus in the HBO prison drama â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oz,â&#x20AC;? out the rookies as Afghani nathe actor co-founded the famed tive Ahmad Kahn. Steppenwolf Theatre in Chicago Fans of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Good Wifeâ&#x20AC;? with Gary Sinise and Jeff Perry may recognize Felix Solis from in 1976. his role as Det. Rodriguez. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll

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Leelee Sobieski stars in â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? do double duty for CBS as gang expert Sgt. Terry Howard in â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the first police drama on the block, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s created buzz as much for the faces behind the scenes as those in front of the cameras. Oscar-winning actor Robert De Niro has signed on as an executive producer. One of Hollywoodâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most respected actors, De Niro is best known for his roles in â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Godfather: Part IIâ&#x20AC;? (1974), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Taxi Driverâ&#x20AC;? (1976) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Raging Bullâ&#x20AC;? (1980). He and fellow â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? executive producer Jane Rosenthal co-founded Tribeca Productions in 1988, and the pair later partnered with Craig Hatkoff to create the Tribeca Film Festival in 2001. Rosenthal is a force in and of herself. With both critically and commercially successful films to her credit, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s established herself as a major player in the entertainment industry. Rosenthal has produced such hits as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Meet the Parentsâ&#x20AC;? (2000) and its sequels, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Analyze Thisâ&#x20AC;? (1999) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wag the Dogâ&#x20AC;? (1997) -- all of which starred De Niro. Creator and executive producer Richard Price is no stranger to police procedurals. In 2007, he won a Writerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Guild of America Award for his work on the critically acclaimed HBO series â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Wire.â&#x20AC;? A novelist and screenwriter, he also penned screenplays for

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clockersâ&#x20AC;? (1995), which was based on his novel, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mad Dog and Gloryâ&#x20AC;? (1993) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Color of Moneyâ&#x20AC;? (1986), which earned him an Academy Award nomination. However, fellow executive producer Ken Sanzel has an even closer connection to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;NYC 22â&#x20AC;? material. Sanzel worked for the New York City Transit Police Department for a decade, patrolling a drug-infested Times Square in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s. He was a member of the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s famous Decoy Squad and earned the departmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Combat Cross. Sanzel made the jump to screenwriting thanks to a deal with Savoy Pictures in 1995 and later created the TV series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lawless.â&#x20AC;? Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also worked on other CBS dramas, including â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Bloodsâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Numb3rs.â&#x20AC;? Speaking of other police shows, fans of the genre are likely wondering when the other â&#x20AC;&#x153;beat copâ&#x20AC;? dramas are returning to the airwaves. While CBS has been airing repeats of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Bloodsâ&#x20AC;? for the past few weeks, ABC is so far mum about when its â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rookie Blueâ&#x20AC;? might return to the schedule. TNTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Southland,â&#x20AC;? which originally aired on NBC, bid farewell for the season on March 20.

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