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cover story In the land of Oz Fox series resurrected for second season after being canceled with this incredibly talented cast and these fantastic creators -- Adam Goldberg and elevision “bad guys� used Seth Gordon.� Perhaps Fox gave “Breakto be despicable, ranging ing In� another chance befrom the bumbling to the cause it touches on a recent egomaniacal. However, the tide has turned in prime time prime-time trend. TV series recently and many of today’s with such troublemakers at TV criminals are portrayed as the helm appear to be all clever, sophisticated or even, the rage these days. A&E’s “Breakout Kings,� which also at times, noble. Few actors can pull off that kind of mis- has its season premiere this chievous charm like Christian week (March 4), follows a group of prisoners who make Slater, and he’s set to return a deal with U.S. marshals to to television in the season help them catch other crooks premiere of Fox’s “Breaking in exchange for reduced senIn,� airing Tuesday, March 6. Slater stars as Oz, a myste- tences. The convicts are seen not as heartless monsters, rious man who leads a team but as intelligent, sometimes of former thieves and ne’erdo-wells at Contra Security, a remorseful people. The same is true of TNT’s unique company that literally “Leverage,� which puts a breaks into clients’ businesses to point out holes in their modern-day spin on the ageold Robin Hood tale. Timothy security. He’s a master of manipulation and appears to Hutton stars as former insurance investigator-turned-thief take great pleasure in bossNate Ford. He guides a team ing around his uber-geeky of con artists and crooks who crew in “Breaking In.� This is the sophomore sea- target powerful people who son of the workplace comedy, exploit those less fortunate. Also, USA Network’s “White a lucky break considering it had been cancelled in May of Collar� takes a look at what happens when an FBI agent last year. “Breaking In� was initially picked up in Novem- (Tim DeKay) teams up with a ber 2010, with a mere seven- charismatic con artist (Matt episode order. Those are some Bomer) in the hopes of nabbing white-collar criminals. small potatoes in network “Breaking In’s� cast of prime time. The series premiered in April 2011 but had delinquents include Bret Harrison as brilliant computer been cancelled in May. expert and self-appointed The show’s producers at Sony TV reportedly fought for “slacker hacker,� Cameron Price. He may be Oz’s go-to the series and the show was guy, but Price’s biggest ally “uncancelled� as of August. in the office is Cash Sparks That’s pretty rare in network (Alphonso McAuley), a gadtelevision, so Fox must have get and logistics whiz, not to some serious faith in the semention prankster. Odette ries and those behind it. Annable, who also appears “’Breaking In’ is a creas Dr. Jessica Adams in Fox’s atively vibrant and wildly “House,� will recur as advenadventurous comedy,� said turous safecracker Melanie Fox executive Kevin Reilly at the time of renewal. “We are Garcia. The biggest news for looking forward to bringing it back for a second season and “Breaking In� this season is continuing our relationship the addition of multi-Emmy

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Amanda was always the first one to point out her frizzy hair and unfashionable outfits. As an adult, she is the new Queen Bee, and she has a white picket fence and a gorgeous husband, Ripp (David James Elliott). Cricket (Miriam Shor) will never forget that Amanda stole her boyfriend and eventually married him, and she takes every opportunity to rub her new, successful life in Amanda’s face. Behind closed doors, however, Cricket’s marriage to Blake (Mark Deklin)

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is falling apart. Jennifer Aspen stars as Sharon, whose Miss Teen Texas crown was ripped away from her because of a rumour that Amanda started, and she never really got back on her feet. Together, the women try to squeeze Amanda out of their community, while still maintaining their good reputations and spotless images. The title “GCB� stands for “Good Christian Belles,� though some of the group’s behavior indicates that the B may stand for something else. The one person who is on Amanda’s side is her mother, Gigi (Annie Potts). Gigi is the perfect Texas socialite -- a member of every council and bake sale and a perfect delight to be around. She yearns to give her daughter and grandchildren a fresh start, but she has her work cut out for her when it comes to Amanda’s rogue, cityraised teenage kids. Bibb’s role on “GCB� is not much of a stretch from her role as a teenager in the WB’s “Popular.� In that series, she played a snobby head cheerleader who is forced to socialize with an unpopular classmate when their parents meet on a singles cruise. Bibb may also be recognized as reporter Christine Everhart in the “Iron Man� movie (a role she will reprise in this sum-

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Biggest Loser� allow people to change their lifestyles and get back on the right track. But in the scripted world, it has been several seasons since characters were forced to face their past. In 2007, ABC and NBC released competing shows about people who struggle to put their lives back together. “Samantha Who,� starring Christina Applegate and Barry Watson, followed a woman’s journey to regain her memory after a hit-and-run accident. Unfortunately, she realizes that she was not a very nice person. “October Road� featured a young author who released a book about his hometown, and the community was not happy with it. When he returned home to see his friends and family after 10 years, he is forced to mend the fences he shattered a decade ago. Even NBC’s 11-season hit “Frasier� was about a man who went back to his hometown roots after a disastrous divorce. Frasier, played by Kelsey Grammer, was looking forward to the hip single life of an intellectual, but his plans are dashed when he takes in his retired father. The series itself was a spin off of “Cheers,� which also ran for 11 seasons during the 1990s.


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With the Future Farmers of America’s state competition on the horizon, Napoleon’s partner drops out and he asks Pedro to step in. Together, they set out to crush Napoleon’s nemesis, Filson. Sam Rockwell guest stars in this season finale.

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The Ivanka Trump Collection takes center stage as the teams are challenged to create storefront window displays for the jewelry brand. On the women’s team, the project manager could be in over her head, while the men rally behind their leader.

Breakout Kings 10:00 PM Tragedy strikes as the convicts and U.S. marshals pursue a ruthless serial killer in the season premiere. As the group copes with their loss, they also learn that Charlie has been offered a promotion, which jeopardizes the future of the program. A&E

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With Kelly Anderson The View ABC27 Judge Joe The Chew The Revolution General Hospital Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC27 News Live at 5 WHTM (27) News Brown Crosswords Crosswords Ozzie and The The The Robin Hood Peter Gunn Bill Cosby Zorro Movin' On Naked City Route 66 I Spy RTN (27.2) Harriet Campbells Rifleman Rifleman Show Sesame St. F Dinosaur Clifford-Big Sid the The Cat in Martha Cyberchase Arthur Caillou WordWorld Various WordGirl / F The Electric Wild Kratts Fetch! EasyThai/ S. Various WITF (33) / F Su p e rW! T r ai n Biz Kid$ Soup Company the Hat Red Dog Speaks Science Kid America's Funniest The Bill Cunningham The Steve Wilkos Show Paid Excused ..Be a ..Be a The Family Feud Family Feud Swift The Swift Loves Ray / Seinfeld WPMT (43) H o m e V i d e o s F Friends Show Program Millionaire? Millionaire? Simpsons Simpsons Justice Justice CABLE CHANNELS Criminal Minds Criminal Minds CSI: Miami CSI: Miami The First 48 CSI: Miami The First 48 The First 48 M The Sopranos Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage T Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The First 48 A&E W T F <++ Three Amigos! (Com, '86) Chevy Chase, Steve Martin. <++ Planes, Trains and Automobiles ('87) <++ The Jerk ('79) Bernadette Peters, Steve Martin. C S I : M i a m i Stooges Stooges M Stooges <++ Red Dawn (Act, '84) Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze. <++ WarGames (Act, '83) Dabney Coleman, Matthew Broderick. T T h e T h r e e S t o o g e s /:15 <+++ Stargate ('94) James Spader, Kurt Russell. : 4 5 <+++ The Sandlot (Child, '93) Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. : 1 5 <+ The Sandlot 2 ('05) James Willson, Max Lloyd-Jones. <++ The Birdcage (Com, '96) Gene Hackman, Robin Williams. AMC W Stooge <++ The Birdcage (Com, '96) Gene Hackman, Robin Williams. <+++ Tootsie (Com, '82) Jessica Lange, Dustin Hoffman. <++ Sleepless in Seattle (Rom, '93) Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks. T Stooges <++ Blown Away (Thril, '94) Tommy Lee Jones, Jeff Bridges. <+++ V for Vendetta (Act, '06) Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman. <++ Slither ('06) Elizabeth Banks, Nathan Fillion. F My Cat From Hell Animal Cops: Houston Animal Cops: Houston Animal Cops: Houston Animal Cops: Houston Animal Cops: Houston K9 Cops I Shouldn't Be Alive Wildman Wildman ANPL Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Bernie Mac The Parkers The Parkers Wife Kids Various Movies M Tu Th Chris C hris Wife Kids Wife Kids The Parkers The Parkers Wife Kids BET Millionaire Millionaire Millionaire Millionaire Millionaire Millionaire The Kandi Factory M Millionaire Millionaire Love Broker The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over T Millionaire To Be Announced Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing M i l l i o n D o l l ar L i s t i n g Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing BRAVO W Top Chef Most Eligible Dallas Top Chef Top Chef Flipping Out Flipping Out Flipping Out Flipping Out T Most Eligible Dallas Flipping Out Flipping Out Flipping Out Million Dollar Listing The Real Housewives F Flipping Out Various W Music Tu M u s i c Tu R e d n c k V a r i o u s High5 High5 Music/ High 5 V a ri o u s Rednck Various Various Red Various BayouBil BayouBil BayouBil Various CMT Entourage Daily Show Colbert Scrubs Scrubs Y a n k e r s /:25 F u tu ra m a :55 Futura Tosh.O Comedy Sunny Comedy Sunny RENO 911! Various Movies COM SportsRise M-W P ai d M-W P ai d M-W P a i d V a rio u s Tu F i s h e rm . Golf/ Phillies V ario u s SportsRise Various Daily News Live Various Various Phillies Various CSN Man vs. Wild How It's To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced LA Ink LA Ink To Be Announced To Be Announced M How It's Made T Made DISC W T To Be Announced F Mickey M. Mickey M. Einsteins J. Junction Jake Various Various E i n s t e in s Various Mickey M. Octonauts Mickey M. Movie Various Various V ario u s Various Various DISN 8:00 To Be Announced E! News To Be Announced E! SportsCenter M Tu Sp o r t s C e n t e r M Tu OLines M Tu Tonight M Tu NFLLive W-F S p o rts C Ho rn Interruption SportsCenter SportC/ Basket. NCAA SportsCenter SportC/ Basket. / Basket. ESPN 6:00 Mike and Mike W SportsCenter M WNASCAR F irs tT k M W Number V a rio u s Various Basket. NCAA/ SportsN. ESPN First Take Basket. Various Basket. ESPN2 Full House 700 Club Movie 8 Rules '70s Show '70s Show '70s Movie Gilmore/ '70s M o v i e 8 Rules Grounded Movie The 700 Club Gilmore Girls Videos FAM 5:00 Paid Various Home Cook Various V ar i o u s Good Eats Unwrapped Home Cook Barefoot Barefoot 10$ Dinners Chef 30 Mins Giada Giada Barefoot Basics/Basics D i s h e s FOOD The Dan Patrick Show M M o to rs p t M Pleas.Boat Poker WPT Basket. Various V ario u s Various Marshall Various Soccer UEFA OceanRace Basket. FSN <+++ Jumper ('08) Hayden Christensen. <+++ The Incredible Hulk (Act, '08) Liv Tyler, Edward Norton. <+++ X-Men: The Last Stand ('06) Patrick Stewart. M 8:30 <++ The Taking of Pelham 123 ('09) <++ The X-Files: I Want to Believe ('08) David Duchovny. <++ Alien vs. Predator ('04) Sanaa Lathan. <++ Planet of the Apes (Sci-Fi, '01) Tim Roth, Mark Wahlberg. Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother T Movie <++ Planet of the Apes (Sci-Fi, '01) Tim Roth, Mark Wahlberg. <++ Pathfinder ('07) Moon Bloodgood, Karl Urban. <+++ The Day After Tomorrow ('04) Dennis Quaid. FX W <++ Alien vs. Predator ('04) Sanaa Lathan. <++ Duplex ('03) Drew Barrymore, Ben Stiller. <++ Zoolander ('01) Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller. <++ Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story ('07) T <++ In Her Shoes (Dra, '05) Toni Collette, Cameron Diaz. <++ Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story ('07) <++ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Met-Mother Met-Mother Two 1/2... Two 1/2... F 7:00 <++ In Her Shoes <++ Duplex ('03) Drew Barrymore, Ben Stiller. Martha The Waltons Golden Martha Mad Emeril's Petkeeping Martha Martha The Waltons The Waltons M Golden Girls Hungry Table With Marc Mad The Waltons T Girls With Morrone Hungry W a l to n s cont'd March 8 HALL W Lucinda The Waltons T Scala Quinn F 8:00 Time Machine Time Machine Everyday History Tech it to the Max Modern History Time Machine Time Machine Everyday History HIST T h r o u g h B . F e l l o w . / P ai d P a i d Movie Movie M Any Which Way You Can/W Half Past Dead/F A ... C .M i n d Movie C.Mind/ Ghost/ Case Paid Paid Paid Various Various ION W&Grace Tu R eb a W&Grace W&Grace W&Grace Christine Christine Christine Christine Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Met-Mother Reba Various LIFE Various M Th P a n ts V a rio u s M Pants W Pranked Various W Pranked Various T e e n M o m / S i x t e e n / J e rs e y V a r i o u s Sixteen Various Pants Various Sixteen Pants Various MTV M a x /F D ora Max /F Dora Dora /F M a x D o ra/F M a x G u p p i e s Guppies Dora Dora Umizoomi Umizoomi SpongeBob SpongeBob Winx Club SpongeBob Various Various Various Various NICK Various F D u m b e s t Arena./ Live! F Racing M Arena. TruckU Various MonsterJ./ Racing NASCAR L u c a s O i l Various Various Various Various Consumer Consumer Various GearZ SPEED Auction Movie M-W C S I /F G a n g l a n d Th J a i l Various Auction/F Jail C S I : N Y / F G a n g l a n d CSI/ Kill Bill Vol. 1/ Gangland M-W C S I /F G a n g l a n d CSI CSI/ Ink Mstr/ Gangland Various WaysD/ Jail SPIKE < Open Graves (Hor, '09) Mike Vogel, Eliza Dushku. < Children of the Corn ('09) David Anders. <++ Drag Me to Hell ('09) Justin Long. M 8: <++ The Messengers < Chain Letter (Hor, '10) Keith David, Nikki Reed. Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Ghost Whisperer Stargate: SG-1 T Fact or Faked <+ Lake Placid 3 ('10) Yancy Butler. Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off SYFY W 8: <+ Anaconda 3: T... The Twilight Zone The Twilig ht Zone The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone G host Whisperer Stargate: SG-1 T The Twilight Zone <++ Frankenfish ('04) Muse Watson. <++ Kaw ('07) Kristin Booth, Sean Patrick Flanery. <+ Flu Bird Horror ('08) Clare Carey, Sarah Butler. <+ Boa vs. Python ('05) Angel Boris, David Hewlett. F 8:00 < Moby Dick ('10) 6:00 Spring Praise-A-Thon TBN Fresh P. Payne The Browns The Browns Payne Accord.Jim Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Amer. Dad Name Earl Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Lov es Ray Friends Friends Friends Friends TBS <++++ Mutiny on the Bounty ('35) : 4 5 <++++ Only Angels Have Wings ('39) Cary Grant. <+ The Shanghai Gesture ('41) : 4 5 <+++ The Outlaw ('43) Jane Russell. Movie M Movie <++ Fireman, Save ... : 1 5 <+ The Strange Love of Molly L... <+ Girl Missing ('33) : 4 5 < Havana Widows ('33) <+ The Silk Express ('33) :15 <++ Big Hearted Herbert ('34) Movie T 8:45 <++ Side Show < Suspense ('46) Roberta Elva. : 1 5 < Sincerely Yours ('55) Joanne Dru, Liberace. : 1 5 < Smart Woman ('48) Brian Aherne. < Angel Baby ('61) George Hamilton, Salome Jens. TCM W < Death in Small Doses ('57) <++++ The Big Sleep ('46) Humphrey Bogart. <++ They Made me a Fugitive ('47) : 4 5 <++ Desire Me ('47) Charles Boyer. <+++ The Fugitive ('47) T <+++ Betrayed ('54) Lana Turner, Clark Gable. <+++ Two Girls and a Sailor ('44) Van Johnson. : 1 5 <++++ Meet Me in St. Louis ('44) : 1 5 <+++ Twice Blessed ('45) : 4 5 <+++ Wallflower ('48) F <++ The Gay Sisters ('42) Barbara Stanwyck.


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Baby's First Pregnant at 70 Cake Boss Kitchen What Not to Wear A Baby A Baby Make Room Baby's First Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive M A Baby Day Story Story for Day What Not to Wear Pregnant Pregnant Cake Boss Boss Say Yes to Say Yes to the Dress T Story Multiples the Dress Say Yes to To Be Announced Emergency Level One TLC W the Dress Pregnant Pregnant What Not to Wear T Didn't Know-Pregnant What Not to Wear F Charmed Supernatural Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas Leverage The Closer Law & Order Law & Order TNT Movie Gumball Chowder Camp Lazlo Scooby Scooby Looney Tunes Elements Tom/Jerry Movie Codename Codename Ed Edd Ed Edd Various Johnny Regular TOON In Session In Session In Session Various Repo Various Repo Various Repo/ Cops TRUTV Beaver Beaver Van Dyke Van Dyke A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith Murder, She Wrote Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza TVLAND Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. NCIS M Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. T Law & Order: S.V.U. House House House NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS 1/2 cont'd next USA W 8:30 <++ Man of the Year ('06) Robin Williams. Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:30 <+++ Gone Baby Gone ('07) Casey Affleck. Burn Notice House House House House House House NCIS F 8:30 <++ 3:10 to Yuma ('07) Russell Crowe. Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various Th Bball W Stevie TV Bball MobWives Various Various Various Various Various Various Various RockLove Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <++ The Special Relationship ('10) < The Rite ('11) Colin O'Donoghue. <++ Drumline ('02) Zoe Saldana, Nick Cannon. <++ Catwoman ('04) Halle Berry. M 8: <+++ Star Trek: F... Mel Brooks < Hanna (Act, '11) Cate Blanchette, Saoirse Ronan. <++++ Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lig... < Exporting Raymond ('10) :45 <++ The in Crowd ('00) Lori Heuring. T <++ Love Don't Cost a Thing ('03) <++ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ('10) Michael Cera. <++ The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson. Movie HBO W 8:30 < Gulliver's Travels <++ Something Borrowed ('11) Ginnifer Goodwin. <+ Chasing Papi ('03) <++ Sucker Punch ('11) Emily Browning. <++ Antwone Fisher ('02) Derek Luke. <++ Chasing Liberty ('04) Mandy Moore. <+++ Clash of the Ti... T :15 <+++ Men in Black ('97) Will Smith. < Superheroes ('07) Dash Mihok. <+++ Independence Day (Sci-Fi, '96) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. F 8: <++ Nanny McPh... <++++ Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lig... <+ Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11) <+ Torque ('04) Ice Cube. <+++ Bull Durham ('88) :45 <++ The Cotton Club ('84) Gregory Hines, Richard Gere. :20 <++ MacGruber M 7:45 <+++ Broadcas... <++ Going the Distance ('10) <++ Black Swan ('10) :20 <+++ Unstoppable ('11) Denzel Washington. <++ Lost in Translation ('03) :45 <++ Heart and Souls ('93) T :20 <+++ Something's Gotta Give ('03) Jack Nicholson. <+ Gossip ('00) James Marsden. <++ Life as We Know It ('10) Katherine Heigl. <+++ Event Horizon ('97) :05 <++ Just Married ('03) Movie MAX W 8:45 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) <+ Fatal Instinct ('93) <++++ Inception ('10) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. <+++ I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ('88) <+++ In & Out ('97) Kevin Kline. :05 <++ Devil ('10) T 8:05 <++ The Relic <++ Surviving Christmas ('04) <+++ Robin Hood ('10) :35 <++ Going the Distance ('10) :20 <++ Plato's Run ('96) Gary Busey. F 8:20 <++ Housesitter :05 < Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ('92) < The First Time ('09) < Rock Slyde ('09) Patrick Warburton. <+++ Bottle Shock ('08) Alan Rickman. < In My Sleep ('09) Philip Winchester. Movie M Movie <+++ Nine ('09) Daniel Day-Lewis. <++ Blind Horizon ('04) Val Kilmer. :45 <+ Johnny Was ('06) Vinnie Jones. Sebastian Maniscalco T 8:25 < George Washin... <++ Rize ('05) Tommy The Clown. :45 <++++ Charlie Bartlett ('07) Anton Yelchin. :25 <+++ The Thin Blue Line ('88) :15 < Heart of Stone (Doc, '09) :45 < Wild Target (Act, '10) Emily Blunt, Bill Nighy. :25 <++ The Twilight Saga: Eclipse SHOW W Movie < Clash (Act, '11) :50 < Taking Chances ('09) Justin Long. :15 <++ Push ('09) Dakota Fanning, Chris Evans. :15 <++ The Twilight Saga: New Moon ('09) T :05 < In My Sleep ('09) <++ Momentum ('03) < Circle ('10) Jason Thompson. <++ Nobel Son ('08) Eliza Dushku, Alan Rickman. :45 <+ Johnny Was ('06) Vinnie Jones. F :15 <++ Rogue Trader ('98) Ewan McGregor. < The Six Wives of Henry Lefay ('09) :50 <+ The Inkwell ('94) Larenz Tate. :45 < Clash (Act, '11) :25 < Burke and Hare ('10) Bill Bailey. M :20 <++ Piccadilly Jim ('04) Sam Rockwell. <+++ Neverwas ('05) Aaron Eckhart. :15 <+++ The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill ... <+++ Born Romantic ('00) :45 <+++ Ira and Abby ('06) T 7: <++ K-19: The Wi... < Good Intentions ('10) Luke Perry. < Racing Daylight ('07) Melissa Leo. <+++ Within These Walls ('01) < Fatal Secrets ('09) :40 <++ Grind ('96) Adrienne Shelly, Billy Crudup. < The Con Artist ('09) TMC W :10 < Cool Dog ('10) Jackson Pace. <+ Shadow Zone: The Undead Express :10 < Adventures of Power ('08) < Cafe ('Dra) Daniel Eric Gold. :45 <++ Finding Amanda ('08) Matthew Broderick. :25 < The Six Wives of Henry Lefay Movie T Movie < One Way to Valhalla ('09) <++ The Preacher's ... :05 <++ American Gun ('02) :35 < Creation (Bio, '09) Ian Kelly, Paul Bettany. :25 < Final Storm (Dra, '10) F 8:45 <+++ Born Romantic ('00)

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A&E “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime

Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. (2h30) TCM “Dark Victory” ++++ (Drama,1939) Bette Davis, George Brent. A selfish socialite falls for her doctor after learning that she has a brain tumour. (2h) 10:30 AM FAM “Love Actually” +++ (Romance,2003) Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant. (3h) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Great Expectations” ++++ (Drama,1946) Alec Guinness, John Mills. A strange meeting with an escaped convict changes a poor boy’s entire life. (2h30) 11:30 AM (WPMT) “Pay It Forward” +++ (Drama,2000) Helen Hunt, Kevin Spacey. (2h30) USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h30) 11:45 AM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mu-

tants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 12:00 PM TNT “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (2h30) 12:30 PM SYFY “Infestation” ++++ (Action,2009) Chris Marquette, Bru Muller. A group of strangers fights for survival when the world is taken over by alien insects. (2h) 12:35 PM TBS “She’s the Man” +++ (Romance,2006) Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum. (2h15) 1:00 PM FX “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Richard III” +++ (Drama,1995) Annette Bening, Ian McKellan. (2h30) ION “A Time to Kill” +++ (Drama,1996) Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 2:00 PM CMT “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. (2h45) TCM “The Seven Little Foys” +++ (Biography,1955) Bob Hope, Milly Vitale. (2h)

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SPIKE “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime

Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. (2h30) 3:00 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. (2h30) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world. (2h30) SHOW “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte. During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel manager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees. (2h05) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Two for the Seesaw” +++ (Romance,1962) Robert Mitchum, Shirley McLaine. (2h30) AMC “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (4h) TCM “Black Narcissus” ++++ (Classic,1947) Deborah Kerr, Jean Simmons. Nuns founding a convent in the Himalayas are tormented by the area’s exotic beauty. (2h) 4:30 PM ION “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h)

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Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h55) 5:10 PM MAX “Pulp Fiction” +++ (Crime Story,1994) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (2h35) 5:30 PM FX “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. (2h30) TNT “Shooter” +++ (Action,2006) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. (2h30) 6:00 PM E! “Sex and the City” +++ (Comedy,2008) Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker. (3h) TCM “The Snake Pit” +++ (Suspense,1948) Mark Stevens, Olivia De Havilland. (2h) 6:30 PM (THIS) “Sweet Land” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,2005) Elizabeth Reaser, Patrick Heusinger. (2h30) 7:00 PM TBS “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 7:20 PM HBO “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (1h40)

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ION “Jarhead” +++ (Action,2005) Jake

Gyllenhaal, Scott MacDonald. (2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 11:45 AM 8:00 PM TCM “Charly” ++++ (Drama,1968) Claire Bloom, Cliff Robertson. A mentally handicapped man becomes extremely intelligent after an operation. (2h) TNT “Terminator Salvation” +++ (Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. (2h) 9:00 PM TBS “Shrek the Third” +++ (Animated,2007) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 10:00 PM FAM “Matilda” +++ (Family,1996) Danny DeVito, Mara Wilson. (2h) ION “Jarhead” +++ (Action,2005) Jake Gyllenhaal, Scott MacDonald. (2h30) TCM “Awakenings” +++ (Drama,1990) Robert De Niro, Robin Williams. (2h15) TNT “Terminator Salvation” +++ (Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. (2h) MAX “In & Out” +++ (Comedy,1997) Kevin Kline, Matt Dillon. (1h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “Fatal Attraction” +++

(Thriller,1987) Glenn Close, Michael Douglas. (2h30) USA “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h) 12:30 AM ION “Lean on Me” +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30)

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(THIS) “The Invisible Woman” +++

(Sci-Fi,1940) John Barrymore, Virginia Bruce. (1h30) 1:00 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. (2h30) 2:00 PM SHOW “Bottle Shock” +++ (Comedy,2008) Alan Rickman, Bill Pullman. (2h) 3:30 PM FX “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. (2h30) MAX “Bull Durham” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1988) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon. (1h50)

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News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Entertainment Access Think You Are Jerome Bettis Grimm "Plumed Serpent" Nick Dateline NBC (CC) News 8 at :35 Tonight (8) (CC) News HD (CC) Tonight (CC) Hollywood learns about his family. HD (N) gets too close to a case. HD (N) 11:00 p.m. Show HD (CC) < Benny and Joon ++ ('93) Johnny Depp. < Class ++ ('83) Jacqueline Bisset, Andrew McCarthy. THIS (8.2) < The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane +++ My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Nikita HD (CC) (N) Supernatural HD (CC) (N) CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) Undercover Boss "Oriental Unforget A killer plays a game Blue Bloods (CC) WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) Trading Company" HD (CC) (N) of cat and mouse with Carrie. News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Monk An earthquake provides Monk Willie Nelson is suspected Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Monk with a lot to clean up. of killing his road manager. ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Shark T. Two sisters want the Primetime: What Would You 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) Sharks help with their jewelry. Do? HD (CC) Nightline (CC) (CC) Hwy Heaven "Country Doctor" Starsky and Hutch "The Bait" Police Story "Stigma" 1/2 The Saint "The Master Plan" Da Vinci's Inquest RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Street Elmo pretends Washington Celtic Thunder "Voyage" Varying styles of Celtic and Irish Brit Floyd (CC) BBC World Tavis Smiley WITF (33) HD (CC) to be a butterfly. Week (CC) music are showcased. HD (CC) News (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Kitchen Chef Ramsay visits Kitch.N'mare Chef Ramsay visits Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock "The WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men Blackberry's in New Jersey. HD Leone's Restaurant in New Jersey. (CC) Collection" CABLE CHANNELS Storage "Pay Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E the Lady" HD HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD HD HD CSI: Miami "Happy Birthday" CSI The team makes a shocking < Lake Placid ++ ('99) Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Bill Dead Rick sides with Shane on Comic Book Men HD AMC HD (CC) discovery at a sugar factory. HD Pullman. A gigantic crocodile terrorizes a small Maine town. HD an important decision. 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MR. FIX IT: Showtime has added yet another Hollywood heavy-hitter to its ranks for a new original program. With the likes of William H. Macy, Laura Linney, David Duchovny, Don Cheadle, Michael C. Hall, Claire Danes and Edie Falco already leading series for the specialty channel, even more viewers will soon be drawn in by the talents of Liev Schreiber when his new show premieres. Showtime recently announced that Schreiber will star in the title role of the upcoming drama â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ray Donovan,â&#x20AC;? which will soon begin production for its pilot episode. The series will follow Donovan, who works in Hollywood as a professional â&#x20AC;&#x153;fixerâ&#x20AC;? for the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s elite residents, helping their problems disappear before they have a chance to damage a reputation. While he rubs shoulders with the rich, famous and influential, Donovan is constantly battling his own issues, which are

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HD Short HD (CC) The A-Team 5:20 < :50 < Secret Window ++ ('04) John Turturro, Johnny Depp. A < Shrek Forever After +++ Rumpelstiltskin < Valentine's Day ++ ('10) Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Kathy MAX MacGruber HD strange man haunts a writer to exact his revenge. HD is supreme ruler in an alternate world. HD Bates. Couples and singles face pressure on Valentine's Day. HD 5:45 < The Twilight Saga: New Moon ++ Kristen Stewart. Homeland Brody finds himself CalifornicaHouse of Lies Shameless "Parenthood" HD House of Lies CalifornicaSHOW Bella turns to Jacob for comfort after Edward leaves. HD reliving his captivity. HD tion "Raw" HD "Veritas" HD "Veritas" HD tion "Raw" HD < Casino Jack ('10, Bio) Barry Pepper, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Spacey. < Blue Valentine ++++ ('10) Ryan Gosling. A couple hopes < Mercy ('09) Wendy Glenn. A novelist needs < Love Shack TMC A lobbyist and his protégé get caught up in murder. HD (CC) a night away will save their marriage. HD experience in the field of love. 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Scott Caan stars in “Hawaii Five-0”

2 Broke Girls 8:30 PM Max and Caroline want Chestnut to have lodging for the winter, so they come up with a plan to find him a job. At the same time, Peach, the mom of the twins Max looks after, auditions for “The Real Housewives of TriBeCa.” (WHP)

Smash 10:00 PM Kathleen attends a highpowered government party with Dev and discovers a new use for her acting talent. Meanwhile, things heat up between Julia and Eileen, and Tom’s eager assistant befriends Eileen. Also, Ivy faces relationship problems. (WGAL)

Hawaii Five-0 10:00 PM When a renowned deepsea diver is murdered, McGarrett and his cohorts take to the beautiful Hawaiian waters to find answers. The cast welcomes two Hollywood legends as Peter Fonda and Patty Duke guest star in this episode. (WHP)

Love Broker 10:00 PM Cameras follow Lori Zaslow, head of an upscale matchmaking service that caters to singles who are serious about finding a soul mate in this new series. She’s come up with a blind dating technique designed to set up a couple for success. BRAVO


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Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. NCIS M Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. T Law & Order: S.V.U. House House House NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS 1/2 cont'd next USA W 8:30 <++ Man of the Year ('06) Robin Williams. Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:30 <+++ Gone Baby Gone ('07) Casey Affleck. Burn Notice House House House House House House NCIS F 8:30 <++ 3:10 to Yuma ('07) Russell Crowe. Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various Th Bball W Stevie TV Bball MobWives Various Various Various Various Various Various Various RockLove Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <++ The Special Relationship ('10) < The Rite ('11) Colin O'Donoghue. <++ Drumline ('02) Zoe Saldana, Nick Cannon. <++ Catwoman ('04) Halle Berry. M 8: <+++ Star Trek: F... Mel Brooks < Hanna (Act, '11) Cate Blanchette, Saoirse Ronan. <++++ Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lig... < Exporting Raymond ('10) :45 <++ The in Crowd ('00) Lori Heuring. T <++ Love Don't Cost a Thing ('03) <++ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ('10) Michael Cera. <++ The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson. Movie HBO W 8:30 < Gulliver's Travels <++ Something Borrowed ('11) Ginnifer Goodwin. <+ Chasing Papi ('03) <++ Sucker Punch ('11) Emily Browning. <++ Antwone Fisher ('02) Derek Luke. <++ Chasing Liberty ('04) Mandy Moore. <+++ Clash of the Ti... T :15 <+++ Men in Black ('97) Will Smith. < Superheroes ('07) Dash Mihok. <+++ Independence Day (Sci-Fi, '96) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. F 8: <++ Nanny McPh... <++++ Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lig... <+ Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11) <+ Torque ('04) Ice Cube. <+++ Bull Durham ('88) :45 <++ The Cotton Club ('84) Gregory Hines, Richard Gere. :20 <++ MacGruber M 7:45 <+++ Broadcas... <++ Going the Distance ('10) <++ Black Swan ('10) :20 <+++ Unstoppable ('11) Denzel Washington. <++ Lost in Translation ('03) :45 <++ Heart and Souls ('93) T :20 <+++ Something's Gotta Give ('03) Jack Nicholson. <+ Gossip ('00) James Marsden. <++ Life as We Know It ('10) Katherine Heigl. <+++ Event Horizon ('97) :05 <++ Just Married ('03) Movie MAX W 8:45 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) <+ Fatal Instinct ('93) <++++ Inception ('10) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. <+++ I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ('88) <+++ In & Out ('97) Kevin Kline. :05 <++ Devil ('10) T 8:05 <++ The Relic <++ Surviving Christmas ('04) <+++ Robin Hood ('10) :35 <++ Going the Distance ('10) :20 <++ Plato's Run ('96) Gary Busey. F 8:20 <++ Housesitter :05 < Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ('92) < The First Time ('09) < Rock Slyde ('09) Patrick Warburton. <+++ Bottle Shock ('08) Alan Rickman. < In My Sleep ('09) Philip Winchester. Movie M Movie <+++ Nine ('09) Daniel Day-Lewis. <++ Blind Horizon ('04) Val Kilmer. :45 <+ Johnny Was ('06) Vinnie Jones. Sebastian Maniscalco T 8:25 < George Washin... <++ Rize ('05) Tommy The Clown. :45 <++++ Charlie Bartlett ('07) Anton Yelchin. :25 <+++ The Thin Blue Line ('88) :15 < Heart of Stone (Doc, '09) :45 < Wild Target (Act, '10) Emily Blunt, Bill Nighy. :25 <++ The Twilight Saga: Eclipse SHOW W Movie < Clash (Act, '11) :50 < Taking Chances ('09) Justin Long. :15 <++ Push ('09) Dakota Fanning, Chris Evans. :15 <++ The Twilight Saga: New Moon ('09) T :05 < In My Sleep ('09) <++ Momentum ('03) < Circle ('10) Jason Thompson. <++ Nobel Son ('08) Eliza Dushku, Alan Rickman. :45 <+ Johnny Was ('06) Vinnie Jones. F :15 <++ Rogue Trader ('98) Ewan McGregor. < The Six Wives of Henry Lefay ('09) :50 <+ The Inkwell ('94) Larenz Tate. :45 < Clash (Act, '11) :25 < Burke and Hare ('10) Bill Bailey. M :20 <++ Piccadilly Jim ('04) Sam Rockwell. <+++ Neverwas ('05) Aaron Eckhart. :15 <+++ The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill ... <+++ Born Romantic ('00) :45 <+++ Ira and Abby ('06) T 7: <++ K-19: The Wi... < Good Intentions ('10) Luke Perry. < Racing Daylight ('07) Melissa Leo. <+++ Within These Walls ('01) < Fatal Secrets ('09) :40 <++ Grind ('96) Adrienne Shelly, Billy Crudup. < The Con Artist ('09) TMC W :10 < Cool Dog ('10) Jackson Pace. <+ Shadow Zone: The Undead Express :10 < Adventures of Power ('08) < Cafe ('Dra) Daniel Eric Gold. :45 <++ Finding Amanda ('08) Matthew Broderick. :25 < The Six Wives of Henry Lefay Movie T Movie < One Way to Valhalla ('09) <++ The Preacher's ... :05 <++ American Gun ('02) :35 < Creation (Bio, '09) Ian Kelly, Paul Bettany. :25 < Final Storm (Dra, '10) F 8:45 <+++ Born Romantic ('00)

best movies

SUNDAY 10:00 AM

A&E “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime

Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. (2h30) TCM “Dark Victory” ++++ (Drama,1939) Bette Davis, George Brent. A selfish socialite falls for her doctor after learning that she has a brain tumour. (2h) 10:30 AM FAM “Love Actually” +++ (Romance,2003) Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant. (3h) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Great Expectations” ++++ (Drama,1946) Alec Guinness, John Mills. A strange meeting with an escaped convict changes a poor boy’s entire life. (2h30) 11:30 AM (WPMT) “Pay It Forward” +++ (Drama,2000) Helen Hunt, Kevin Spacey. (2h30) USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h30) 11:45 AM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mu-

tants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 12:00 PM TNT “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (2h30) 12:30 PM SYFY “Infestation” ++++ (Action,2009) Chris Marquette, Bru Muller. A group of strangers fights for survival when the world is taken over by alien insects. (2h) 12:35 PM TBS “She’s the Man” +++ (Romance,2006) Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum. (2h15) 1:00 PM FX “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Richard III” +++ (Drama,1995) Annette Bening, Ian McKellan. (2h30) ION “A Time to Kill” +++ (Drama,1996) Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 2:00 PM CMT “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. (2h45) TCM “The Seven Little Foys” +++ (Biography,1955) Bob Hope, Milly Vitale. (2h)

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SPIKE “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime

Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. (2h30) 3:00 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. (2h30) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world. (2h30) SHOW “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte. During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel manager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees. (2h05) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Two for the Seesaw” +++ (Romance,1962) Robert Mitchum, Shirley McLaine. (2h30) AMC “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (4h) TCM “Black Narcissus” ++++ (Classic,1947) Deborah Kerr, Jean Simmons. Nuns founding a convent in the Himalayas are tormented by the area’s exotic beauty. (2h) 4:30 PM ION “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h)

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TBS “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001)

Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h55) 5:10 PM MAX “Pulp Fiction” +++ (Crime Story,1994) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (2h35) 5:30 PM FX “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. (2h30) TNT “Shooter” +++ (Action,2006) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. (2h30) 6:00 PM E! “Sex and the City” +++ (Comedy,2008) Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker. (3h) TCM “The Snake Pit” +++ (Suspense,1948) Mark Stevens, Olivia De Havilland. (2h) 6:30 PM (THIS) “Sweet Land” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,2005) Elizabeth Reaser, Patrick Heusinger. (2h30) 7:00 PM TBS “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 7:20 PM HBO “The Transporter” +++ (Action,2002) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (1h40)

7:30 PM

ION “Jarhead” +++ (Action,2005) Jake

Gyllenhaal, Scott MacDonald. (2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 11:45 AM 8:00 PM TCM “Charly” ++++ (Drama,1968) Claire Bloom, Cliff Robertson. A mentally handicapped man becomes extremely intelligent after an operation. (2h) TNT “Terminator Salvation” +++ (Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. (2h) 9:00 PM TBS “Shrek the Third” +++ (Animated,2007) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 10:00 PM FAM “Matilda” +++ (Family,1996) Danny DeVito, Mara Wilson. (2h) ION “Jarhead” +++ (Action,2005) Jake Gyllenhaal, Scott MacDonald. (2h30) TCM “Awakenings” +++ (Drama,1990) Robert De Niro, Robin Williams. (2h15) TNT “Terminator Salvation” +++ (Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. (2h) MAX “In & Out” +++ (Comedy,1997) Kevin Kline, Matt Dillon. (1h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “Fatal Attraction” +++

(Thriller,1987) Glenn Close, Michael Douglas. (2h30) USA “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h) 12:30 AM ION “Lean on Me” +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30)

MONDAY 12:30 PM

(THIS) “The Invisible Woman” +++

(Sci-Fi,1940) John Barrymore, Virginia Bruce. (1h30) 1:00 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. (2h30) 2:00 PM SHOW “Bottle Shock” +++ (Comedy,2008) Alan Rickman, Bill Pullman. (2h) 3:30 PM FX “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. (2h30) MAX “Bull Durham” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1988) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon. (1h50)

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Cliff Barackman, James “Bobo” Fay, Ranae Holland and Matt Moneymaker as seen in “Finding Bigfoot”

Finding Bigfoot 7:00 PM A modern-day mystery unfolds as four eccentric researchers look for a legendary creature in this mini-marathon. They use new technology, interviews with alleged eyewitnesses and examine photos and videos of the creature. ANPL

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Storage Wars Texas 8:00 PM A recently deceased tycoon’s unit could spark an all-out war between the buyers. The episode kicks off a primetime marathon of this reality TV series. A&E


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HD Johnny Depp. Alice returns to a magical world to face the Red Queen. HD (CC) young girl uses her powers against grown-ups. HD Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- W.Cooks The Recruits have to Cupcake The first ever Cupcake W.Cooks The remaining Recruits IronChef Two teams of culinary Chopped The chef's face canned FOOD Ins HD Ins HD make and top their own pizza. Wars all-vegan showdown. HD will be up all night learning. brothers meet in Kitchen Stadium. spiced ham & lake perch. 5:30 NCAA Basketball California vs. Stanford Runnin' w/ NCAA Swimming Women's NCAA Basketball Stanford vs. California Women's (L) (CC) WPT Poker Legends of Poker FSN (L) (CC) PAC "USC" Championship (CC) 5:30 < X-Men: The Last Stand +++ ('06) Famke Jansen, < X-Men Origins: Wolverine ++ (2009, Action) Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, < X-Men Origins: Wolverine ++ Witness FX Patrick Stewart. The mutants fight to protect their race. Hugh Jackman. Witness Wolverine's evolution to the mutant he now is. (CC) Wolverine's evolution to the mutant he now is. < Goodnight for Justice ('11) Lara Gilchrist, Luke Perry. A man < Goodnight for Justice: Measure of a Man ('12, West) Luke < Goodnight for Justice: Measure of a Man ('12, West) Luke HALL who was a victim to outlaws gets his revenge. HD Perry. John Goodnight reunites with Callie Bluepointe. HD (CC) Perry. John Goodnight reunites with Callie Bluepointe. HD (CC) PawnSt. "Hole PawnSt. "Help Ax Men Shelby fights a Ax Men Shelby's new assistant Ax Men Sheer rock cliffs and a Full Metal Jousting "Blood Full Metal Jousting "Blood HIST in One" HD Wanted" HD massive standing tree. HD learns to log and frog. HD new crop of greenhorns. HD (N) and Guts" HD (N) and Guts" HD 4:30 < The Fugitive +++ ('93) Harrison Ford. < Jarhead +++ ('05) Scott MacDonald, Peter Sarsgaard, Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) < Jarhead +++ ('05) Scott MacDonald, Jake Gyllenhaal. 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HD An assassin seeks revenge on her former associates. HD (CC) assassin continues her quest for vengeance. HD 5:00 < Cirque Du Freak: The < Underworld: Rise of the Lycans ++ ('09) Michael Sheen. A < Jeepers Creepers 2 ++ ('03) Jonathan Breck, Nicki Aycox, < Drag Me to Hell ++ ('09) SYFY Vampire's Assistant ++ HD werewolf leads a rebellion against vampire rule. HD Ray Wise. A flesh-eating beast attacks a basketball team. HD Alison Lohman, Justin Long. HD Potter's Touch Enjoying Life Lead the Way Jack Hayford Joel Osteen Best of Praise Voice Creflo Dollar Spring Praise-A-Thon (CC) TBN 5:05 < Shrek +++ ('01) Mike < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. < Shrek the Third +++ ('07) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. < 17 Again ++ ('09) Leslie TBS Myers. Princess Fiona's parents have no idea Shrek is an ogre. Shrek sets out to find a teenaged heir to the throne. Mann, Zac Efron. < The Snake Pit +++ ('48) Mark Stevens, Leo Genn, Olivia < Charly ++++ (1968, Drama) Claire Bloom, Lilia Skala, Cliff < Awakenings +++ ('90) Robert De Niro, Julie Kavner, Robin TCM De Havilland. An independent woman is confined to an asylum. Robertson. An operation turns a man into a genius. Williams. A doctor finds a drug that awakens catatonic patients. Lottery Changed My Life Lottery See how the youngest To Be Announced (CC) Hoarding Mary's home will be My Strange My Strange Hoarding Mary's home will be TLC "Millionaire Bachelor" HD (CC) Powerball winner spends his money. condemned if she doesn't clean. Addiction HD Addiction HD condemned if she doesn't clean. 5:30 < Shooter +++ ('06, Act) Michael Peña, Danny Glover, < Terminator Salvation +++ ('09) Christian Bale. A man tries < Terminator Salvation +++ ('09) Christian Bale. A man tries TNT Mark Wahlberg. A sniper is called back to service. HD (CC) to stop the machines from killing mankind. to stop the machines from killing mankind. < Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire The Adventure Level Up Level Up King of Hill Squidbillies/:- RobotChicken/ Fam.G "Stewie Family Guy Robot/:45 TOON team investigates a vampire on a movie set. Time "Cheer Factor" 45 Squidbillies :15 Robot Loves Lois" Squidbillies Las Vegas Jail Las Vegas Jail Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Las Vegas Jail Las Vegas Jail Las Vegas Jail Las Vegas Jail LV Jail (SP) (N) Las Vegas Jail Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV Hot/ Cleve. Hot in Hot in Hot in < Miss Congeniality ++ (2000, Comedy) Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray "I TVLAND "Love is Blind" Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Sandra Bullock. An FBI agent goes undercover at a beauty pageant. 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3:00 PM

SPEED NASCAR Auto Racing Kobalt

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TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Outlawâ&#x20AC;? +++ (West-

ern,1943) Jane Russell, Walter Huston. (2h) 4:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;My American Cousinâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,1985) John Wildman, Margaret Langrick. (2h) 4:30 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;Overboardâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1987) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. (2h30) 6:15 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Transporterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2002) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (1h45) 8:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;A River Runs Through Itâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1992) Brad Pitt, Craig Sheffer. (2h30) AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Room at the Topâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,1959) Laurence Harvey, Simone Signoret. A working-class man from northern England sets his sights on the rich part of town. (2h15) TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Valentineâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (2h) 8:30 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shrek Forever Afterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h30) 10:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) 10:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Entertainerâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1960) Joan Plowright, Laurence Olivier. (2h) 10:30 PM SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fugitiveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h)

TUESDAY 1:00 PM

SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nineâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Dan-

iel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. (2h) 1:15 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountainâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1995) Grant McNeice, Hugh Grant. (1h45) 1:20 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unstoppableâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h40) 1:30 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lean on Meâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30) 2:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Six-Pack Annieâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,1975) Lindsay Bloom, Jana Bellan. (2h) 2:30 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thiefâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) Logan Lerman, Jake Abel. A teenager must find and return Zeusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lightning bolt before a war erupts among the Gods. (2h) 3:00 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Born Romanticâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2000) Craig Ferguson, Jane Horrocks. (1h45)

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(THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boxcar Berthaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Ro-

mance,1972) Barbara Hershey, John Carradine. (2h) 4:45 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ira and Abbyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2006) Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris Messina. (1h45) 6:00 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Independence Dayâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (2h30) 7:30 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Day After Tomorrowâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h30) 8:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Talk of the Townâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1942) Cary Grant, Jean Arthur. (2h15) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law Abiding Citizenâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. (2h) 10:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Thomas Crown Affairâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 10:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;History is Made at Nightâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1937) Charles Boyer, Jean Arthur. (1h45)

WEDNESDAY 1:00 PM

(THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vera Cruzâ&#x20AC;? +++ (West-

ern,1954) Burt Lancaster, Gary Cooper. (2h) 2:30 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Event Horizonâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Horror,1997) Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill. (1h35) 3:30 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Day After Tomorrowâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h30) TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Within These Wallsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2001) Ellen Burstyn, Laura Dern. (1h30) 5:30 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) (2h30) See Sunday at 3:00 PM 6:30 PM SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Enter the Dragonâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon. (2h30) SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Youth in Revoltâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,2009) Michael Cera, Portia Doubleday. (1h30) 8:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) 10:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Lampoonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Vacationâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;X-Men: First Classâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 11:45 AM

THURSDAY 12:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tootsieâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1982) Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. (2h30)

1:00 PM

ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fugitiveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thrill-

er,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 2:00 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Gonna Git You Suckaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1988) Bernie Casey, Keenan Ivory Wayans. (1h30) 3:30 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;In & Outâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1997) Kevin Kline, Matt Dillon. (1h35) 4:30 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fugitiveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1947) Henry Fonda, Dolores del Rio. (2h) 5:00 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clash of the Titansâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2010) Liam Neeson, Sam Worthington. (1h45) 6:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Baby Boomâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. (2h) 6:45 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;How to Train Your Dragonâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill. A young Viking forms a friendship with a dragon that he initially attempted to slay. (1h45) 7:00 PM SYFY â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Amityville Horrorâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fatal Attractionâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1987) Glenn Close, Michael Douglas. (2h30) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Arsenic and Old Laceâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1944) Cary Grant, Josephine Hull. (2h15) 10:00 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pulp Fictionâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,1994) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (2h35) 10:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pretty Poisonâ&#x20AC;? +++ (PsychoDrama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. (1h45) 11:50 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Clash of the Titansâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2010) Liam Neeson, Sam Worthington. (1h50)

FRIDAY 12:00 PM

AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;V for Vendettaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Ac-

tion,2006) Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman. (3h) 12:30 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;101 Dalmatiansâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Family,1997) Glenn Close, Jeff Daniels. (2h) 1:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Meet Me in St. Louisâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Musical,1944) Judy Garland, Margaret Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brien. A manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s family members oppose moving from turn-of-the-century St. Louis to New York. (2h) 2:00 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Time to Killâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1996) Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 3:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Twice Blessedâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1945) Gail Patrick, Preson Foster. (1h30) 3:30 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Independence Dayâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (2h30) 4:30 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nanny McPheeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson. (2h)

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edy,1948) Janis Paige, Robert Hutton. (1h30) 5:00 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Robin Hoodâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h20) 6:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Laneâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1977) Jodie Foster, Martin Sheen. (2h) 6:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Two Weeks With Loveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Musical,1950) Jane Powell, Ricardo Montalban. (1h45) 6:30 PM CMT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Againâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h30) 7:20 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Darkmanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Frances McDormand, Liam Neeson. (1h40) 8:00 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Goodbye Againâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1961) Ingrid Bergman, Yves Montand. (2h15) 9:00 PM TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Catch Me If You Canâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. (3h) 10:00 PM TBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. (2h05) 10:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Make Loveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1960) Marilyn Monroe, Tony Randall. (2h15) 11:00 PM USA â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Treasure: Book of Secretsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h30) 11:30 PM CMT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Againâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h30) 11:45 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hotel Rwandaâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,2004) (2h05) See Sunday at 3:00 PM

SATURDAY 9:15 AM

SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Thin Blue Lineâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Documentary,1988) (1h45) 9:30 AM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nanny McPheeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson. (2h) 10:00 AM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;X2: X-Men Unitedâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. (2h30) 11:00 AM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nineâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. (2h) 11:25 AM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ira and Abbyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2006) Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris Messina. (1h45) 11:30 AM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2005) Liam Neeson, Georgie Henley. (3h30) 12:00 PM (WLYH) â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Walk in the Cloudsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1995) Aitana Sanchez-Gijon, Keanu Reeves. (2h)

AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Sons of Katie Elderâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Western,1965) Dean Martin, John Wayne. (3h) 1:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Great McGintyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Political,1940) Akim Tamiroff, Brian Donlevy. (2h) HALL â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pollyannaâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy,1960) Jane Wyman, Hayley Mills. A orphan girl softens peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hearts by getting them to see the happy side of life. (3h) 1:10 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unzippedâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Documentary,1995) Carla Bruni, Isaac Mizrahi. A designer plans his 1994 collection and offers a behind-the-scenes look at fashion. (1h15) 1:30 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lean on Meâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30) 1:55 PM TBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. (2h05) 2:00 PM TVLND â&#x20AC;&#x153;A League of Their Ownâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. (3h) USA â&#x20AC;&#x153;Angels and Demonsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. (3h) 2:30 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) (2h30) See Sunday at 3:00 PM 3:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Speedâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1994) Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspianâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tora! Tora! Tora!â&#x20AC;? +++ (War,1970) Martin Balsam, So Yamamura. (2h30) 4:00 PM (WLYH) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Silveradoâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Western,1985) Kevin Costner, Kevin Kline. (3h) HALL â&#x20AC;&#x153;Swiss Family Robinsonâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Family,1960) John Mills, Dorothy McGuire. A courageous family is shipwrecked on an uncharted island and must learn to survive. (3h) LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;No One Would Tellâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1996) Candace Cameron, Fred Savage. (2h) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Librarian: Return to King Solomonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Minesâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2006) Noah Wyle, Lisa Brenner. (2h) 5:00 PM BET â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Expressâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2008) Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown. (3h)

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