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Fox and fans bid farewell to the iconic medical drama April for fans to submit video, photo and audio tributes to the iconic show, which will be aired during the special. ith eight seasons under As the curtain draws to a his belt as the curmudclose on “House,� it seems geonly Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie will hang up his the cast is beginning truly to understand what the show cane and put away the Vicodin for good after his show’s has meant to them and to series finale on Monday, May fans. “Somebody said this to 21, on Fox. me a couple of years ago: The end of “House� was ‘At some point it’s going to announced back in Februcome to an end, you should ary with producers Laurie, David Shore and Katie Jacobs really start savoring.’ And, of course, I probably won’t collectively issuing a stateuntil the last week because ment saying that they “have always imagined House as an that’s how my little, tiny, enigmatic creature; he should pea-sized brain operates,� never be the last one to leave said Laurie. “But just recently the party -- how much better I have started to think, ‘This is a hell of a thing. We did to disappear before the muaccomplish a hell of a thing sic stops, while there is still here, this group of people, some promise and mystique and I’m going to miss them in the air.� very much.’ “ They seem to be living Robert Sean Leonard, who up to that promise so far in plays House’s closest friend, the twilight episodes of the Wilson, said: “I know how long-running series. On the powerful that is when you heels of Dr. James Wilson’s love a television show -- I’ve recent diagnosis of cancer came one of the show’s most had it even lately, for ‘Sopranos’ and ‘West Wing’ -- but poignant episodes that saw House caring for his friend as when it’s your own show, it’s like when someone says ‘Hey, he underwent a radical and your sister’s hot’ and you’re potentially deadly course of like ‘What? What are you chemotherapy. And though talking about?’ That’s exactly he’s been reflecting on himwhat it’s like.� self more deeply toward the The series recently welend of this season, the finale comed back Olivia Wilde, episode promises to have House digging deeper, taking who left the cast to focus on other projects, but she has a closer look at his future continued to pop back in to and his personal demons. Princeton Plainsboro Teaching The series officially Hospital as Remy (Thirteen) wrapped filming on Friday, Hadley every now and again. April 20, with cast and crew While she was away from the celebrating their eight-year “House� set, Wilde appeared run at a series wrap party, in 2010’s “Tron: Legacy� and but they will reunite one 2011’s “Cowboys & Aliens,� last time for viewers during among other film projects. a special one-hour “House� The others in the cast are retrospective to air just bebeginning to broaden their fore the finale. Viewers will television and film careers get their chance to chime in with fond farewells to the as well. After Lisa Edelstein series as well -- the network (who played Dr. Lisa Cuddy) put out the call back in early left the show at the end of By Christina Davies TV Media

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Bobby Flay, Giada De Laurentiis, and Alton Brown as seen on “Food Network Star� tials.� But as is often the case with veteran shows, executives have opted to spice things up this season and keep viewers hooked by adding a new twist: not unlike kids on a playground, cojudges Bobby Flay and Giada De Laurentiis, along with host Alton Brown, have each handpicked finalists to form three separate teams that they’ll

mentor and guide throughout the competition. But quite unlike kids on a playground, the last finalist left standing by the July 22 finale will get his or her own TV show, which will be produced by their team leader, be it Flay, De Laurentiis or Brown – this ensures there’ll be some competition among the team leaders themselves Adding to this season’s buzz is the fact that several of the upcoming episodes have an extended runtime of 90 minutes instead of the typical hour-long format, including this Sunday’s episode. The spotlight shines on New York City’s cuisine this week, but it’s not all about the city’s always-vibrant restaurant scene. No, it’s all about the neighbourhoods and the specialty foods that have been born out of the city’s multicultural composition.

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TCM “The Beggar’s Opera” +++

(Musical,1953) Laurence Olivier, Stanley Holloway. (1h45) 10:45 AM TCM “Term of Trial” +++ (Drama,1962) Laurence Oliver, Simone Signoret. (2h) 11:00 AM MAX “The Breakfast Club” +++ (Drama,1985) Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson. (1h35) 12:00 PM (THIS) “The Whistle Blower” +++ (Spy,1986) James Fox, Michael Caine. (2h) AMC “High Plains Drifter” +++ (Western,1973) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom. (2h30) DISN “Bolt” +++ (Animated,2008) Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus. (1h40) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 6:45 PM 12:45 PM TMC “Cinema Paradiso” +++ (Drama,1988) Jacques Perrin, Philippe Noiret. (Subtitled) (2h05) 1:00 PM ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) 2:30 PM HBO “Ice Age” +++ (Animated,2002) Voices of John Leguizamo, Ray Romano. (1h30) 3:00 PM TCM “Clash of the Titans” +++ (Fantasy,1981) Claire Bloom, Laurence Olivier. (2h) 5:00 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) TCM “Escort West” +++ (Western,1959) Elaine Stewart, Victor Mature. (1h30) 6:45 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 6:45 PM 7:45 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) 8:00 PM AMC “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. A San Francisco police inspector must track down a sniper who is terrorizing the city. (2h15) TCM “The Night of the Iguana” +++ (Drama,1964) Ava Gardner, Richard Burton. (2h15) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Running Scared” +++ (Action,1986) Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines. (2h) CMT “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 10:15 PM AMC “Magnum Force” +++ (Crime Story,1973) Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook. (2h30) TCM “Wings of Desire” +++ (Fan-

tasy,1988) Bruno Ganz, Solveig Dommartin. (Subtitled) (2h30) 12:45 AM TCM “Rififi” ++++ (Foreign,1954) Carl Mohner, Jean Servais. A collection of thieves band together to commit a seemingly impossible robbery. (2h15) 1:50 AM MAX “Havana” +++ (Drama,1990) Lena Olin, Robert Redford. (2h25)

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MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Ac-

tion,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h40) 9:30 AM TCM “All This and Heaven Too” +++ (Drama,1940) Bette Davis, Charles Boyer. (2h30) 9:45 AM SHOW “Gross Anatomy” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1989) Christine Lahti, Matthew Modine. (1h50) 10:00 AM FX “Across the Universe” ++++ (Drama,2007) Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess. Lovers join the anti-war movement during the 1960’s, featuring music from ‘The Beatles’. (3h) 12:00 PM TCM “Neptune’s Daughter” +++ (Romance,1949) Esther Williams, Red Skelton. (1h45) 12:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) HBO “Shattered Glass” +++ (Drama,2003) Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard. (1h45) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Brannigan” +++ (Crime Story,1975) John Wayne, Judy Geeson. (2h30) 1:45 PM TCM “Born to Be Bad” +++ (Romance,1950) Joan Fontaine, Robert Ryan. (1h45) 2:00 PM AMC “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) 3:00 PM TMC “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h50) 3:30 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) TCM “Rome Adventure” +++ (Romance,1962) Angie Dickinson, Troy Donahue. (2h15) 4:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 4:15 PM MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h45) 5:45 PM CMT “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) 7:45 PM MAX “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++ (Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (2h15) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Great Train Robbery” +++ (Action,1979) Donald Sutherland, Sean Connery. (2h30)

AMC “The Enforcer” +++ (Ac-

tion,1976) Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. (2h) TCM “Virginian” +++ (Western,1946) Brian Donlevy, Joel McCrea. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 10:00 PM AMC “Sudden Impact” +++ (Action,1983) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. (2h15) CMT “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h15) TCM “Union Pacific” +++ (Western,1939) Barbara Stanwyck, Joel McCrea. (2h30) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 12:15 AM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) 12:30 AM (THIS) “The Great Train Robbery” +++ (Action,1979) Donald Sutherland, Sean Connery. (2h30) 1:35 AM MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (1h55) 2:00 AM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h)

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AMC “Death Wish” +++ (Ac-

tion,1974) Charles Bronson, Stephen Elliott. (2h) 9:30 AM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM 10:00 AM TCM “Du Barry Was A Lady” +++ (Musical,1943) Gene Kelly, Lucille Ball. (2h) 10:30 AM SHOW “Roommates” +++ (Drama,1995) Peter Falk, Julianne Moore. (1h55) 11:00 AM AMC “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) 12:00 PM (THIS) “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead” +++ (Comedy,1990) Gary Oldman, Tim Roth. (2h30) 12:25 PM SHOW “Evelyn” +++ (Drama,2002) Pierce Brosnan, Frank Kelly. (1h35) 2:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) TCM “Lady From Shanghai” ++++ (Thriller,1948) Orson Welles, Rita Hayworth. A romantic drifter gets caught between a corrupt tycoon and his voluptuous wife. (1h45) 2:30 PM (THIS) “Killer’s Kiss” +++ (Mystery,1955) Frank Silvera, Jamie Smith. (1h30)

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Xzibit, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (3h) 3:15 PM MAX “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” +++ (Biography,1993) Lauren Holly, Jason Scott Lee. (2h) 3:45 PM TCM “The Lady Eve” +++ (Romance,1941) Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda. (1h45) 5:00 PM FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” +++ (Adventure,2003) Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp. (3h) HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 5:30 PM TCM “Funny Lady” +++ (Musical,1975) Barbra Streisand, James Caan. (2h30) 6:00 PM (THIS) “Convicts” +++ (Drama,1990) Lukas Haas, Robert Duvall. (2h) 6:15 PM TMC “Just Write” +++ (Comedy,1998) Jeremy Piven, Sherilyn Fenn. (1h45) 7:00 PM SYFY “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h) 7:45 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Crow” +++ (Action,1994) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson. (2h) TCM “Dillinger” +++ (Biography,1945) Anne Jeffreys, Edmund Lowe. (1h30) SHOW “Bordertown” +++ (Crime Story,2006) Jennifer Lopez, Martin Sheen. (2h) 9:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) 10:00 PM AMC “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) (2h15) See Tuesday at 8:00 PM TNT “Million Dollar Baby” +++ (Drama,2004) Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank. (3h) MAX “Men in Black” +++ (SciFi,1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. (1h40) 11:00 PM SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Hor-

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(Comedy,2003) Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson. (2h15) 10:00 AM COM “Fanboys” +++ (Comedy,2008) Jay Baruchel, Sam Huntington. (2h) SHOW “School of Life” +++ (Comedy,2006) David Paymer, Ryan Reynolds. (2h) 12:00 PM HBO “In & Out” +++ (Comedy,1997) Kevin Kline, Matt Dillon. (1h30) 12:30 PM DISN “Robin Hood” +++ (Animated,1973) Voices of Monica Evans, Peter Ustinov. (1h30) 1:00 PM AMC “Patton” ++++ (War,1970) George C. Scott, Karl Malden. During the war, General Patton Jr. was feared by the Germans and resented by the Allies. (4h) TCM “San Antonio” +++ (Western,1945) Alexis Smith, Errol Flynn. (2h) 2:30 PM FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” +++ (Adventure,2003) Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp. (3h) 3:35 PM MAX “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” +++ (Sci-Fi,1991) Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner. (1h55) 4:20 PM TMC “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte. During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel

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ing Sunday, May 20, on CBS. Author Robert B. Parker created the character in the late ‘90s, but the first television adaptation of his “Stone” novels didn’t debut until 2005’s “Stone Cold.” Other memorable TV films in the series include “Night Passage” (2006), which was actually a prequel to “Stone Cold,” “Sea Change” (2007), which earned Selleck an Emmy nomination, and “In-

nocents Lost” (2011) as the seventh instalment. Flawed characters are almost always more interesting than “perfect” ones, and that’s certainly the case with Selleck’s Stone. Once a member of the LAPD, Stone had to resign because of a drinking problem he developed after his marriage fell apart. Throughout the series of films, the troubled cop seeks redemption as he struggles with alcohol and romantic entanglements. Previously, Stone was forced to give up his position as the chief of police in the fictional town of Paradise, Mass. “Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt” follows the detective as he struggles to reclaim his post, all the while trying to solve a double murder. As he sifts through misleading clues, he relies on his keen intuition to investigate the mob-related homicide. The latest movie features some familiar faces for fans of the earlier instalments. Emmy and Golden-Globe winner Kathy Baker returns as Officer Rose Gammon, Kohl Sudduth stars as Officer Luther (Suitcase) Simpson, and Stephen McHattie portrays State Homicide Commander Healy. Stone’s colleagues are also joined by William Devane as former copturned-therapist Dr. Dix, William Sadler as Gino Fish, Gloria Reuben as Thelma Gleffey, and Saul Rubinek as former corrupt

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politician Hasty Hathaway. They all come together in the latest story about Stone, a character who has captivated millions of readers and viewers. Interestingly, Parker was actually even better known for his creation of another famous TV detective: Spenser of ABC’s popular ‘80s series “Spenser: For Hire,” starring Robert Ulrich. Spenser was a sophisticated private eye who seemed to have it all together, whereas Stone is much more damaged and looking for redemption. A stark contrast to Parker’s other creation, Stone is all too human, but that only makes him relatable to the average viewer. That kind of connection may be what’s made the movies so successful. Last year’s broadcast of “Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost” drew more than 13 million viewers, beating out such heavy hitters as “The Celebrity Apprentice” and the Billboard Music Awards (in total viewers). The same two programs will battle “Benefit” this year, not to mention the season finale of “The Simpsons” on Fox. If past performance is any indication, Stone’s new effort should do well. The movie is executive produced by Michael Brandman and Selleck, who also co-wrote the script as they have for past productions. In fact, it was only the first four TV movies in the series that were pulled directly from Parker’s books: “Stone Cold,” “Night Passage,” “Death in Paradise” and “Sea Change.” Brandman and Selleck teamed up to write

“Thin Ice,” “No Remorse” and “Innocents Lost.” In the hands of Selleck and Brandman, the Stone series of TV movies focuses on the man behind the mystery solver. He’s something of a tortured soul. As for Selleck himself, he needs no redemption. The actor is, of course, best known as Thomas Magnum in the uber-popular ‘80s CBS series “Magnum, P.I.,” which earned him an Emmy, Golden Globe and five People’s Choice awards. Far from a flash in the pan, he’s continued working in television, on film and on stage since then. In addition to TV credits that include “Las Vegas,” “Friends” (both NBC) and “Boston Legal” (ABC), he’s starred in such films as “In & Out” (1997), “Mr. Baseball” (1992) and “3 Men and a Baby” (1987). In 2001, he branched out and made his Broadway debut in “A Thousand Clowns.” Selleck has been particularly successful in the TV movie genre. He played Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower in A&E’s critically acclaimed “IKE: Countdown to D-Day.” He also starred in CBS’s “Reversible Errors” and TNT’s “ Louis L’Amour’s Crossfire Trail,” which set a ratings record for basic cable. CBS execs and fans of the “Jesse Stone” series are likely hoping Selleck can charm audiences once again to ensure a ninth edition. Check out “Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt” Sunday, May 20, and judge for yourself.


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Billboard Music Awards 8:00 PM Hosts Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell honor the year’s best-selling artists and songs at this year’s starstudded awards ceremony. Carrie Underwood, Justin Bieber, Kelly Clarkson, Usher and Linkin Park are just a few of the artists scheduled to perform. (WHTM)

The Simpsons 8:00 PM Lisa tries to improve her social status by anonymously writing positive things about herself on the school blog in this season finale. Lady Gaga (guest starring as herself) discovers Lisa needs help and shows the entire town it’s better to be yourself. (WPMT)

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return to Hogwarts to find and destroy the last of the horcruxes. (2h15) 12:30 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Drama,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h30) 1:00 PM ION “The Bad News Bears” +++ (Comedy,1976) Tatum O’Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 1:30 PM SYFY “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h30) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h) TCM “Bell, Book and Candle” +++ (Comedy,1958) James Stewart, Kim Novak. (2h) 2:00 PM AMC “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” +++ (Adventure,2005) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. (3h30) 3:00 PM TMC “Just Write” +++ (Comedy,1998) Jeremy Piven, Sherilyn Fenn. (1h45) 4:00 PM MAX “The Rainmaker” +++ (Dra-

ma,1997) Danny DeVito, Matt Damon. (2h15) 4:30 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” +++ (Sci-Fi,2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h30) 4:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) 5:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 5:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” +++ (Adventure,2007) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (3h) TCM “The Spirit of St. Louis” +++ (Biography,1957) James Stewart, Murray Hamilton. (2h30) 6:00 PM (THIS) “Passion Fish” +++ (Drama,1992) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (3h) ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) TBS “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (2h)

6:45 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 7:00 PM MTV “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) 7:30 PM CMT “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15) 8:00 PM SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h) TBS “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (2h20) TCM “Captain From Castile” +++ (History,1947) Jean Peters, Tyrone Power. (2h30) 8:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince” +++ (Adventure,2009) Daniel Radcliffe, Michael Gambon. (3h30)

9:00 PM ION “L.A. Confidential” +++ (Suspense,1997) Kevin Spacey, Kim Basinger. (3h) 10:00 PM (RTN) “The Comedy of Terrors” +++ (Horror,1964) Peter Lorre, Vincent Price. (2h) 10:20 PM TBS “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (2h15) 10:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) 12:00 AM TCM “Last of the Mohicans” +++ (Adventure,1920) Barbara Bedford, Wallace Beery. (2h) 12:50 AM TMC “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (1h55) 1:00 AM USA “It’s Complicated” +++ (Romance,2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (2h30) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See 12:15 PM

2:00 AM TCM “Rules of the Game” +++ (Drama,1939) Jean Renoir, Nora Gregor. (2h)

MONDAY 9:45 AM

TCM “When Ladies Meet” +++

(Romance,1933) Ann Harding, Robert Montgomery. (1h30) 10:30 AM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world. (2h30) 11:00 AM AMC “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 12:45 PM TCM “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Comedy,1941) Carole Lombard, Robert Montgomery. (1h45) 1:00 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM

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So You Think You Can Dance 8:00 PM Another thrilling season of dance kicks off with this premiere featuring auditions from all kinds of performers. The hopefuls may perform any style of dance, from hip hop and krumping to ballet and ballroom. Those who impress the judges move on. (WPMT)

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The Bold and the Beautiful Amber is satisfied with her scheme when she sees Caroline avoiding Rick. With the way cleared, Amber kisses Rick and confesses her love. Meanwhile, Rick asks Hope to help him get to the bottom of Caroline’s sudden change of heart. Hope investigates and soon Caroline shows her the photos of Rick, revealing Amber as the source. Amber never gets the chance to seduce Rick because Hope steps in demanding answers. Liam is accosted by Brooke wanting to know why he tore up his signed annulment papers and whether or not his future involves Hope. When Thomas asks Caroline about her family it becomes apparent that she’s hiding something. Katie has big news she’s eagerly awaiting to share with Bill.

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EJ, but she flies off the handle when he admits he knew that EJ was blackmailing Will. Later, the gloves come off as Sami, Lucas and Will have a heated argument and Will blurts out that he is gay. Sami breaks down because she feels guilty for not being a better mother, and Will points out that she is, again, making it about her. Meanwhile, Hope, John, Bo and Rafe set up a sting operation to catch Stefano in the middle of an arms deal, while Marlena and Carrie have a heart-to-heart. Carrie suddenly feels nauseaus, and Marlena points out that she could be pregnant. Elsewhere, Lexie is thankful for her friends and family when they set up the town square to look like Paris when she is told she cannot travel.

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with Sonny. Spinelli digs up more details about Lisa’s death that may change Maxie’s fate, while Felicia and Mac struggle to get along. Anthony suspects that Tracy is trying to kill him to get out of their marriage, but Johnny isn’t convinced. Carly receives a mysterious bouquet of flowers, reminding her of Franco’s devious ways, and she has to remind herself that Franco is dead.

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By Sheila Busteed TV Media FORGET THEM NOT: Two of televisionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most patriotic stars are once again teaming with a slew of celebrity performers to honor Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bravest citizens. Men and women in the military face the horrors of war. Some come back injured or scarred in other ways by the experience; others never return at all. To honor the courage, commitment and sacrifice made by all U.S. service members and their families, actors Joe Mantegna and Gary Sinise are returning for the seventh time to co-host PBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Memorial Day Concert.â&#x20AC;? The celebration will be broadcast live from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol building on Sunday, May 27. The event will also feature appearances by rock band Daughtry, singer Natalie Cole, country music star Trace Adkins, Oscar-winning actress Ellen Burstyn, and actor and Vietnam veteran Dennis Franz. The highlight of the evening will be a grand performance by tenor Russell Watson, who will be accompanied by the National Symphony Orchestra with conductor Jack Everly. Former Army general and secretary of state Colin Powell will also be in attendance, along with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and multiple military bands and choirs.

The event will highlight various war stories about soldiers returning home, those lost in combat in various wars, and an expose about homeless veterans. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Each year on the eve of Memorial Day, we gather at the U.S. Capitol to share the real stories of fallen and wounded heroes, their families and their combat buddies as a way to remember, to grieve and begin to heal,â&#x20AC;? said Mantegna. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every one of your stories of remembrance is important to us. We are honored to be able to share these moving tributes from our loyal viewers as we remember the sacrifices made by so many to preserve our freedoms.â&#x20AC;?

caused so much trouble that it took an intervention from the U.S. Supreme Court to stop the bloodshed. Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton lead the two clans as William Anderson (Devil Anse) Hatfield and Randall McCoy, respectively. Costner is well known for his roles in historical dramas, such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Untouchablesâ&#x20AC;? (1987), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dances With Wolvesâ&#x20AC;? (1990) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;JFKâ&#x20AC;? (1991). Paxton, on the other hand, has delivered memorable performances in such action titles as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Apollo 13â&#x20AC;? (1995), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Twisterâ&#x20AC;? (1996) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Titanicâ&#x20AC;? (1997), and is also known for his lead role in HBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Big Love.â&#x20AC;? Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be joined by Tom Berenger (2010â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inceptionâ&#x20AC;?), FAMILY FEUD: The bad Mare Winningham (2012â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s blood that existed between the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mirror Mirrorâ&#x20AC;?), Powers Hatfield and McCoy families Boothe (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadwoodâ&#x20AC;?), Matt in post-Civil War America was Barr (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hellcatsâ&#x20AC;?), Jena Malone so dramatic and deadly that it (2004â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saved!â&#x20AC;?), Sarah Parish makes all other family squab(2005â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Wedding Dateâ&#x20AC;?) bles look trivial. and Ronan Vibert (â&#x20AC;&#x153;The BorNow, History is bringing this giasâ&#x20AC;?), among others. infamous battle to the small Costner and Paxtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s characscreen in time for Memorial Day ters were originally friends and with a new miniseries. comrades who lived across the Airing on Monday to river from each other on the Wednesday, May 28 to 30, the Kentucky-West Virginia border. three-part, six-hour program, But tensions during that time simply titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hatfields & Mcand various feuds between the Coys,â&#x20AC;? will feature renowned two families -- over such things Hollywood performers as as timber rights and a stolen it shares the tale of this pig -- led to years of warfare. iconic rivalry that Conditions werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t helped when McCoyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter fell in love with Hatfieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s oldest son. Joe Mantegna and Gary Sinise host PBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Memorial Day Concertâ&#x20AC;?

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nally thought. Director: Anthony Hemingway. Stars: Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard, David Oyelowo, Nate Parker, Elijah Kelley, Tristan Wilds, Method Man, Ne-Yo, Michael B. Jordan, Leslie Odom, Marcus T. Paul, Kevin Philips, Andre Royo, Daniela Ruah, Bryan Cranston. 2012, 125 mins., drama.

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MAY 20 - 26, 2012

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By Sheila Busteed TV Media FORGET THEM NOT: Two of televisionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most patriotic stars are once again teaming with a slew of celebrity performers to honor Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bravest citizens. Men and women in the military face the horrors of war. Some come back injured or scarred in other ways by the experience; others never return at all. To honor the courage, commitment and sacrifice made by all U.S. service members and their families, actors Joe Mantegna and Gary Sinise are returning for the seventh time to co-host PBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Memorial Day Concert.â&#x20AC;? The celebration will be broadcast live from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol building on Sunday, May 27. The event will also feature appearances by rock band Daughtry, singer Natalie Cole, country music star Trace Adkins, Oscar-winning actress Ellen Burstyn, and actor and Vietnam veteran Dennis Franz. The highlight of the evening will be a grand performance by tenor Russell Watson, who will be accompanied by the National Symphony Orchestra with conductor Jack Everly. Former Army general and secretary of state Colin Powell will also be in attendance, along with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and multiple military bands and choirs.

The event will highlight various war stories about soldiers returning home, those lost in combat in various wars, and an expose about homeless veterans. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Each year on the eve of Memorial Day, we gather at the U.S. Capitol to share the real stories of fallen and wounded heroes, their families and their combat buddies as a way to remember, to grieve and begin to heal,â&#x20AC;? said Mantegna. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every one of your stories of remembrance is important to us. We are honored to be able to share these moving tributes from our loyal viewers as we remember the sacrifices made by so many to preserve our freedoms.â&#x20AC;?

caused so much trouble that it took an intervention from the U.S. Supreme Court to stop the bloodshed. Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton lead the two clans as William Anderson (Devil Anse) Hatfield and Randall McCoy, respectively. Costner is well known for his roles in historical dramas, such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Untouchablesâ&#x20AC;? (1987), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dances With Wolvesâ&#x20AC;? (1990) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;JFKâ&#x20AC;? (1991). Paxton, on the other hand, has delivered memorable performances in such action titles as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Apollo 13â&#x20AC;? (1995), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Twisterâ&#x20AC;? (1996) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Titanicâ&#x20AC;? (1997), and is also known for his lead role in HBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Big Love.â&#x20AC;? Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be joined by Tom Berenger (2010â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inceptionâ&#x20AC;?), FAMILY FEUD: The bad Mare Winningham (2012â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s blood that existed between the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mirror Mirrorâ&#x20AC;?), Powers Hatfield and McCoy families Boothe (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadwoodâ&#x20AC;?), Matt in post-Civil War America was Barr (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hellcatsâ&#x20AC;?), Jena Malone so dramatic and deadly that it (2004â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saved!â&#x20AC;?), Sarah Parish makes all other family squab(2005â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Wedding Dateâ&#x20AC;?) bles look trivial. and Ronan Vibert (â&#x20AC;&#x153;The BorNow, History is bringing this giasâ&#x20AC;?), among others. infamous battle to the small Costner and Paxtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s characscreen in time for Memorial Day ters were originally friends and with a new miniseries. comrades who lived across the Airing on Monday to river from each other on the Wednesday, May 28 to 30, the Kentucky-West Virginia border. three-part, six-hour program, But tensions during that time simply titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hatfields & Mcand various feuds between the Coys,â&#x20AC;? will feature renowned two families -- over such things Hollywood performers as as timber rights and a stolen it shares the tale of this pig -- led to years of warfare. iconic rivalry that Conditions werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t helped when McCoyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter fell in love with Hatfieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s oldest son. Joe Mantegna and Gary Sinise host PBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;National Memorial Day Concertâ&#x20AC;?

Returning

hollywood q&a By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: Has anyone from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doogie Howserâ&#x20AC;? -- other than Neil Patrick Harris -- gone on to hit the big time? A: Maybe â&#x20AC;&#x153;big timeâ&#x20AC;? is a bit strong, but Max Casella has made a good living for himself since playing Doogieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best friend, Vinnie, on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doogie Howser, M.D.â&#x20AC;? He is, however, pretty well the only one. Casella has split his time about evenly between TV and film, but heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most recognizable these days for his turns on a couple of hit HBO shows. He played Leo Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Alessio, a small-time gangster from Philadelphia, in the first season of the networkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s period crime drama â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boardwalk Empire.â&#x20AC;? That was after he appeared for several years as Benny Fazio, another criminal role in â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Sopranos,â&#x20AC;? another hit mob series for HBO. He joined in the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s third season. Casella also had roles in a few pretty notable films, such as the Oscar-nominated 2008 Leonardo DiCaprio picture â&#x20AC;&#x153;Revolutionary Road.â&#x20AC;? His tendency toward wiseguy roles extended to the big screen, too, leading him to a turn in the 1999 comedy hit â&#x20AC;&#x153;Analyze This,â&#x20AC;? opposite Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal, and the less prestigious 2011 comedy â&#x20AC;&#x153;Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son.â&#x20AC;? The rest of the main â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doogie Howser, M.D.â&#x20AC;? cast hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fared as well in the Hollywood scene. Belinda Montgomery, who played Doogieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mom, did a few one-off guest spots on television and a few bit film parts, such as a brief turn in the 2010 sci-fi reboot â&#x20AC;&#x153;TRON: Legacy.â&#x20AC;? James Sikking had a big role before playing Doogieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s father, playing Lt. Howard

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nally thought. Director: Anthony Hemingway. Stars: Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard, David Oyelowo, Nate Parker, Elijah Kelley, Tristan Wilds, Method Man, Ne-Yo, Michael B. Jordan, Leslie Odom, Marcus T. Paul, Kevin Philips, Andre Royo, Daniela Ruah, Bryan Cranston. 2012, 125 mins., drama.

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The Woman in Black

A newly widowed lawyer, Arthur Kipps, is forced to leave his young son and prove his worth to his boss. He shows up in a small town to settle the estate of a rich and prolific woman, but he quickly gets the idea that he is not welcome. He learns the story behind the woman who lived in

Nate Parker in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Red Tailsâ&#x20AC;? the house -- Alice believed her sister Jennet was unfit to take care of a child so she took him in herself. Unfortunately, when the boy died in a tragic accident, Jennet blamed her sister and vowed that no one in the town will ever have happy children again. Director: James Watkins. Stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer, Liz White. 2012, 95 mins., horror.

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American Idol 8:00 PM The top 12 singers take the stage and perform once again as they await the big moment in this special twohour season finale. Host Ryan Seacrest then reveals who’s been voted the next Idol, winning a lucrative recording contract with 19 Recordings. (WPMT)

Modern Family 9:00 PM In this season finale, Gloria tags along with Cam and Mitch to help as a translator for their newest adoption. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny accompany Lily to her dance recital. Claire and Phil are proud parents when they send Alex off to her prom. (WHTM)

Revenge 10:00 PM Emily closes in on the final phase of her plan for revenge in this season finale. The end is in sight and the Graysons are headed down the rabbit hole of self-destruction. Emily VanCamp and Madeleine Stowe star in this drama about family retribution. (WHTM)


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Duets 8:00 PM Four superstars set out on a trek across America to find undiscovered talent to sing with them. Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles and Robin Thicke perform with their new partners in a singing competition in front of a live studio audience. (WHTM)

So You Think You Can Dance 8:00 PM Another thrilling season of dance kicks off with this premiere featuring auditions from all kinds of performers. The hopefuls may perform any style of dance, from hip hop and krumping to ballet and ballroom. Those who impress the judges move on. (WPMT)

Community 8:30 PM Another semester of laughs caps off with this season finale. Joel McHale leads the cast as disgraced lawyer Jeff Winger, while comedy legend Chevy Chase appears as quirky businessman Pearce Hawthorne. Donald Glover and Yvette Nicole Brown also star. (WGAL)

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House Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Various Tu La La M Th La La Various M La La M La La Various Breakups/ Bball/ MobWives Various Various Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <++++ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ('10) <++++ Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 :15 Nation :45 < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ('10) Michael Douglas. M <++ Devil ('10) Chris Messina. <+ Torque ('04) Ice Cube. <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. :15 Making <+++ Ice Age ('02) Ray Romano. Fighter / :15 Weight of the Nation Weight T <++ DOA: Dead or Alive ('06) <++ Secret Window ('04) <++ Hearts in Atlantis ('01) :45 <+++ Shattered Glass ('03) :15 The Weight of the Nation :25 Weight HBO W 7:30 <+++ Robin Hood Fight Game 24/7 <++++ Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 :45 <++ Bruce Almighty ('03) Jim Carrey. < Catfish ('10) Melody C. Roscher. < One Day (Dra, '11) Jim Sturgess, Anne Hathaway. <+++ The Eagle ('11) T Nation <+++ In & Out ('97) Kevin Kline. <++ Despicable Me ('10) Steve Carell. :45 1stLook :45 <+++ Something's Gotta Give ('03) Jack Nicholson. Real Sports Namath F Movie <++ Can't Hardly Wait ('98) :45 <++ Sucker Punch ('11) Emily Browning. :35 <++ The Order ('03) :20 <+++ Master & ... M 7: <++ Chitty Chitty B... <++ My Cousin Vinny ('92) Joe Pesci. <+++ The Breakfast Club ('85) <++ Mobsters ('91) Christian Slater. :15 <++ Something Borrowed ('11) :35 <++ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ('10) T :15 <+ Major League: Back to the Minors ('98) :45 < Another Earth ('11) Brit Marling. :15 <+++ Unstoppable ('11) Denzel Washington. MAX W :20 <+++ Unstoppable ('11) Denzel Washington. <++ Stuck on You ('03) Greg Kinnear, Matt Damon. <++ Picture Perfect ('97) < The Pool Boys ('11) Matthew Lillard. <++ Speed ('94) Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves. <++ Cheaper by the Dozen ('03) :15 <+++ Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story ('93) :15 < Cedar Rapids ('11) T 8:05 < The Rite ('11) <++ The Change-Up ('11) Jason Bateman. <++ Love Don't Cost a Thing ('03) :15 < The Tree of Life (Dra, '11) Sean Penn, Brad Pitt. :35 <+++ Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country <++ Splice F Movie < The Myth of the American Sleepover :15 < Daydream Nation ('10) Kat Dennings. < Fair Game (Dra, '10) Sean Penn, Naomi Watts. <++ H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds :35 <+++ School of Life ('06) M Movie <++ American Gun ('02) < The Lie ('11) Kelli Garner. < Lovely, Still ('08) Martin Landau. < The Other Side of the Tracks ('08) :15 <++ And Now Ladies And Gentlemen ('02) Jeremy Irons. T Movie :45 <+++ Gross Anatomy ('89) Matthew Modine. :35 <+ Soul Survivors ('01) :15 <++ Joe the King ('99) Val Kilmer, Noah Fleiss. < Lebanon, Pa. ('10) Josh Hopkins. :45 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) SHOW W Movie < An Unreasonable Man ('06) Ralph Nader. :25 <+++ Evelyn ('02) :15 <+ The Ghost Writer ('10) Ewan McGregor. T 8:45 < The Myth of the American Sle... <+++ Roommates ('95) Peter Falk. <+++ School of Life ('06) David Paymer. < Flypaper ('11) Ashley Judd. < The King's Speech ('10) Geoffrey Rush, Colin Firth. John Mellencamp :35 Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work F 8:25 < Textuality ('10) < Glorious 39 ('09) Eddie Redmayne, Romola Garai. :45 <++ The Back-Up Plan ('10) :35 <+ Sublime ('06) Thomas Cavanaugh. M :15 < Tommy and the Cool Mule ('09) Grant Barker. <++ The Final Cut ('04) <++ Danny Deckchair ('04) :40 < Strategic Command ('97) :15 <++ How to Rob a Bank ('07) :45 <+++ Cinema Paradiso ('88) Philippe Noiret. :50 <++ In the Presence of Mine Enemies ('97) T Movie <+ Doom Runners ('97) <+ The Survivor ('99) Greg Evigan. <+++ Letters to Juliet ('10) :50 < Skateland ('10) TMC W 8:10 < The Boxer & the... < The Little Match Makers ('11) Richard Hatch. < Vidal Sassoon: The Movie ('10) :05 < A Summer in Genoa ('08) :40 <++ The Donner Party ('10) :15 < Love Chronicles: Secrets Reveal... :45 < The First Time ('09) T 8:35 <+++ Before and After ('95) :50 < Adopt a Sailor ('08) :15 <++ Cairo Time ('09) :45 <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) Tim Robbins. :45 <++ Playing God ('97) :20 <++++ Hotel Rwanda ('04) Don Cheadle. F Movie

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Prince Caspian” +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. (3h) 10:00 AM TCM “The Great McGinty” +++ (Political,1940) Akim Tamiroff, Brian Donlevy. (1h30) 10:30 AM SYFY “Aliens” +++ (Sci-Fi,1986) Michael Biehn, Sigourney Weaver. (3h) 11:00 AM FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry learns that a convicted murderer has escaped Azkaban prison and is after him. (3h) 11:30 AM TBS “Road Trip” +++ (Comedy,2000) Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott. (2h) TCM “The Seven Year Itch” ++++ (Comedy,1955) Marilyn Monroe, Tom Ewell. A married man whose wife is on vacation falls for the blonde bombshell upstairs. (2h) 12:15 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) Harry, Ron and Hermoine

return to Hogwarts to find and destroy the last of the horcruxes. (2h15) 12:30 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Drama,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h30) 1:00 PM ION “The Bad News Bears” +++ (Comedy,1976) Tatum O’Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 1:30 PM SYFY “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h30) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h) TCM “Bell, Book and Candle” +++ (Comedy,1958) James Stewart, Kim Novak. (2h) 2:00 PM AMC “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” +++ (Adventure,2005) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. (3h30) 3:00 PM TMC “Just Write” +++ (Comedy,1998) Jeremy Piven, Sherilyn Fenn. (1h45) 4:00 PM MAX “The Rainmaker” +++ (Dra-

ma,1997) Danny DeVito, Matt Damon. (2h15) 4:30 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” +++ (Sci-Fi,2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h30) 4:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) 5:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 5:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” +++ (Adventure,2007) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (3h) TCM “The Spirit of St. Louis” +++ (Biography,1957) James Stewart, Murray Hamilton. (2h30) 6:00 PM (THIS) “Passion Fish” +++ (Drama,1992) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (3h) ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) TBS “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (2h)

6:45 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 7:00 PM MTV “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) 7:30 PM CMT “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15) 8:00 PM SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. (3h) TBS “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (2h20) TCM “Captain From Castile” +++ (History,1947) Jean Peters, Tyrone Power. (2h30) 8:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince” +++ (Adventure,2009) Daniel Radcliffe, Michael Gambon. (3h30)

9:00 PM ION “L.A. Confidential” +++ (Suspense,1997) Kevin Spacey, Kim Basinger. (3h) 10:00 PM (RTN) “The Comedy of Terrors” +++ (Horror,1964) Peter Lorre, Vincent Price. (2h) 10:20 PM TBS “The Hangover” +++ (Comedy,2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (2h15) 10:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) 12:00 AM TCM “Last of the Mohicans” +++ (Adventure,1920) Barbara Bedford, Wallace Beery. (2h) 12:50 AM TMC “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (1h55) 1:00 AM USA “It’s Complicated” +++ (Romance,2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (2h30) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See 12:15 PM

2:00 AM TCM “Rules of the Game” +++ (Drama,1939) Jean Renoir, Nora Gregor. (2h)

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Billboard Music Awards 8:00 PM Hosts Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell honor the year’s best-selling artists and songs at this year’s starstudded awards ceremony. Carrie Underwood, Justin Bieber, Kelly Clarkson, Usher and Linkin Park are just a few of the artists scheduled to perform. (WHTM)

The Simpsons 8:00 PM Lisa tries to improve her social status by anonymously writing positive things about herself on the school blog in this season finale. Lady Gaga (guest starring as herself) discovers Lisa needs help and shows the entire town it’s better to be yourself. (WPMT)

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(Musical,1953) Laurence Olivier, Stanley Holloway. (1h45) 10:45 AM TCM “Term of Trial” +++ (Drama,1962) Laurence Oliver, Simone Signoret. (2h) 11:00 AM MAX “The Breakfast Club” +++ (Drama,1985) Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson. (1h35) 12:00 PM (THIS) “The Whistle Blower” +++ (Spy,1986) James Fox, Michael Caine. (2h) AMC “High Plains Drifter” +++ (Western,1973) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom. (2h30) DISN “Bolt” +++ (Animated,2008) Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus. (1h40) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 6:45 PM 12:45 PM TMC “Cinema Paradiso” +++ (Drama,1988) Jacques Perrin, Philippe Noiret. (Subtitled) (2h05) 1:00 PM ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) 2:30 PM HBO “Ice Age” +++ (Animated,2002) Voices of John Leguizamo, Ray Romano. (1h30) 3:00 PM TCM “Clash of the Titans” +++ (Fantasy,1981) Claire Bloom, Laurence Olivier. (2h) 5:00 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) TCM “Escort West” +++ (Western,1959) Elaine Stewart, Victor Mature. (1h30) 6:45 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 6:45 PM 7:45 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) 8:00 PM AMC “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. A San Francisco police inspector must track down a sniper who is terrorizing the city. (2h15) TCM “The Night of the Iguana” +++ (Drama,1964) Ava Gardner, Richard Burton. (2h15) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Running Scared” +++ (Action,1986) Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines. (2h) CMT “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 10:15 PM AMC “Magnum Force” +++ (Crime Story,1973) Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook. (2h30) TCM “Wings of Desire” +++ (Fan-

tasy,1988) Bruno Ganz, Solveig Dommartin. (Subtitled) (2h30) 12:45 AM TCM “Rififi” ++++ (Foreign,1954) Carl Mohner, Jean Servais. A collection of thieves band together to commit a seemingly impossible robbery. (2h15) 1:50 AM MAX “Havana” +++ (Drama,1990) Lena Olin, Robert Redford. (2h25)

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MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Ac-

tion,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h40) 9:30 AM TCM “All This and Heaven Too” +++ (Drama,1940) Bette Davis, Charles Boyer. (2h30) 9:45 AM SHOW “Gross Anatomy” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1989) Christine Lahti, Matthew Modine. (1h50) 10:00 AM FX “Across the Universe” ++++ (Drama,2007) Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess. Lovers join the anti-war movement during the 1960’s, featuring music from ‘The Beatles’. (3h) 12:00 PM TCM “Neptune’s Daughter” +++ (Romance,1949) Esther Williams, Red Skelton. (1h45) 12:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) HBO “Shattered Glass” +++ (Drama,2003) Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard. (1h45) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Brannigan” +++ (Crime Story,1975) John Wayne, Judy Geeson. (2h30) 1:45 PM TCM “Born to Be Bad” +++ (Romance,1950) Joan Fontaine, Robert Ryan. (1h45) 2:00 PM AMC “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) 3:00 PM TMC “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h50) 3:30 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) TCM “Rome Adventure” +++ (Romance,1962) Angie Dickinson, Troy Donahue. (2h15) 4:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 4:15 PM MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h45) 5:45 PM CMT “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) 7:45 PM MAX “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++ (Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (2h15) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Great Train Robbery” +++ (Action,1979) Donald Sutherland, Sean Connery. (2h30)

AMC “The Enforcer” +++ (Ac-

tion,1976) Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. (2h) TCM “Virginian” +++ (Western,1946) Brian Donlevy, Joel McCrea. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 10:00 PM AMC “Sudden Impact” +++ (Action,1983) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. (2h15) CMT “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h15) TCM “Union Pacific” +++ (Western,1939) Barbara Stanwyck, Joel McCrea. (2h30) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 12:15 AM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) 12:30 AM (THIS) “The Great Train Robbery” +++ (Action,1979) Donald Sutherland, Sean Connery. (2h30) 1:35 AM MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (1h55) 2:00 AM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h)

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AMC “Death Wish” +++ (Ac-

tion,1974) Charles Bronson, Stephen Elliott. (2h) 9:30 AM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM 10:00 AM TCM “Du Barry Was A Lady” +++ (Musical,1943) Gene Kelly, Lucille Ball. (2h) 10:30 AM SHOW “Roommates” +++ (Drama,1995) Peter Falk, Julianne Moore. (1h55) 11:00 AM AMC “Die Hard” +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) 12:00 PM (THIS) “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead” +++ (Comedy,1990) Gary Oldman, Tim Roth. (2h30) 12:25 PM SHOW “Evelyn” +++ (Drama,2002) Pierce Brosnan, Frank Kelly. (1h35) 2:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) TCM “Lady From Shanghai” ++++ (Thriller,1948) Orson Welles, Rita Hayworth. A romantic drifter gets caught between a corrupt tycoon and his voluptuous wife. (1h45) 2:30 PM (THIS) “Killer’s Kiss” +++ (Mystery,1955) Frank Silvera, Jamie Smith. (1h30)

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FX “Gridiron Gang” +++ (Sport,2006)

Xzibit, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (3h) 3:15 PM MAX “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” +++ (Biography,1993) Lauren Holly, Jason Scott Lee. (2h) 3:45 PM TCM “The Lady Eve” +++ (Romance,1941) Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda. (1h45) 5:00 PM FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” +++ (Adventure,2003) Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp. (3h) HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 5:30 PM TCM “Funny Lady” +++ (Musical,1975) Barbra Streisand, James Caan. (2h30) 6:00 PM (THIS) “Convicts” +++ (Drama,1990) Lukas Haas, Robert Duvall. (2h) 6:15 PM TMC “Just Write” +++ (Comedy,1998) Jeremy Piven, Sherilyn Fenn. (1h45) 7:00 PM SYFY “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h) 7:45 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Crow” +++ (Action,1994) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson. (2h) TCM “Dillinger” +++ (Biography,1945) Anne Jeffreys, Edmund Lowe. (1h30) SHOW “Bordertown” +++ (Crime Story,2006) Jennifer Lopez, Martin Sheen. (2h) 9:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) 10:00 PM AMC “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) (2h15) See Tuesday at 8:00 PM TNT “Million Dollar Baby” +++ (Drama,2004) Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank. (3h) MAX “Men in Black” +++ (SciFi,1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. (1h40) 11:00 PM SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Hor-

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houb entertained viewers as an obsessive-compulsive detective in USA Network’s “Monk.” Hollywood icon Tom Selleck V detectives are a dime a brings another detective back dozen, but a good one is to the forefront of prime time worth tuning in for. Some actors have a knack for with a new TV movie. Although bringing such characters to life. Selleck has been busy as the star of CBS’s police drama Peter Falk was a hopelessly disheveled “Columbo,” Jack Klug- “Blue Bloods,” he reprises his role as disgraced police detecman was a perfectly righteous tive Jesse Stone in “Jesse Stone: Dr. Quincy in “Quincy, M.E.” and, more recently, Tony ShalBenefit of the Doubt,” premierBy Kyla Brewer TV Media

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ing Sunday, May 20, on CBS. Author Robert B. Parker created the character in the late ‘90s, but the first television adaptation of his “Stone” novels didn’t debut until 2005’s “Stone Cold.” Other memorable TV films in the series include “Night Passage” (2006), which was actually a prequel to “Stone Cold,” “Sea Change” (2007), which earned Selleck an Emmy nomination, and “In-

nocents Lost” (2011) as the seventh instalment. Flawed characters are almost always more interesting than “perfect” ones, and that’s certainly the case with Selleck’s Stone. Once a member of the LAPD, Stone had to resign because of a drinking problem he developed after his marriage fell apart. Throughout the series of films, the troubled cop seeks redemption as he struggles with alcohol and romantic entanglements. Previously, Stone was forced to give up his position as the chief of police in the fictional town of Paradise, Mass. “Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt” follows the detective as he struggles to reclaim his post, all the while trying to solve a double murder. As he sifts through misleading clues, he relies on his keen intuition to investigate the mob-related homicide. The latest movie features some familiar faces for fans of the earlier instalments. Emmy and Golden-Globe winner Kathy Baker returns as Officer Rose Gammon, Kohl Sudduth stars as Officer Luther (Suitcase) Simpson, and Stephen McHattie portrays State Homicide Commander Healy. Stone’s colleagues are also joined by William Devane as former copturned-therapist Dr. Dix, William Sadler as Gino Fish, Gloria Reuben as Thelma Gleffey, and Saul Rubinek as former corrupt

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politician Hasty Hathaway. They all come together in the latest story about Stone, a character who has captivated millions of readers and viewers. Interestingly, Parker was actually even better known for his creation of another famous TV detective: Spenser of ABC’s popular ‘80s series “Spenser: For Hire,” starring Robert Ulrich. Spenser was a sophisticated private eye who seemed to have it all together, whereas Stone is much more damaged and looking for redemption. A stark contrast to Parker’s other creation, Stone is all too human, but that only makes him relatable to the average viewer. That kind of connection may be what’s made the movies so successful. Last year’s broadcast of “Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost” drew more than 13 million viewers, beating out such heavy hitters as “The Celebrity Apprentice” and the Billboard Music Awards (in total viewers). The same two programs will battle “Benefit” this year, not to mention the season finale of “The Simpsons” on Fox. If past performance is any indication, Stone’s new effort should do well. The movie is executive produced by Michael Brandman and Selleck, who also co-wrote the script as they have for past productions. In fact, it was only the first four TV movies in the series that were pulled directly from Parker’s books: “Stone Cold,” “Night Passage,” “Death in Paradise” and “Sea Change.” Brandman and Selleck teamed up to write

“Thin Ice,” “No Remorse” and “Innocents Lost.” In the hands of Selleck and Brandman, the Stone series of TV movies focuses on the man behind the mystery solver. He’s something of a tortured soul. As for Selleck himself, he needs no redemption. The actor is, of course, best known as Thomas Magnum in the uber-popular ‘80s CBS series “Magnum, P.I.,” which earned him an Emmy, Golden Globe and five People’s Choice awards. Far from a flash in the pan, he’s continued working in television, on film and on stage since then. In addition to TV credits that include “Las Vegas,” “Friends” (both NBC) and “Boston Legal” (ABC), he’s starred in such films as “In & Out” (1997), “Mr. Baseball” (1992) and “3 Men and a Baby” (1987). In 2001, he branched out and made his Broadway debut in “A Thousand Clowns.” Selleck has been particularly successful in the TV movie genre. He played Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower in A&E’s critically acclaimed “IKE: Countdown to D-Day.” He also starred in CBS’s “Reversible Errors” and TNT’s “ Louis L’Amour’s Crossfire Trail,” which set a ratings record for basic cable. CBS execs and fans of the “Jesse Stone” series are likely hoping Selleck can charm audiences once again to ensure a ninth edition. Check out “Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt” Sunday, May 20, and judge for yourself.


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SATURDAY 10:00 AM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nanny McPheeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson. (2h) 12:00 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hitmanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2007) Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko. (2h) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Generalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Daughterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Suspense,1999) John Travolta, Madeleine Stowe. (2h30) 12:05 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mr. Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Opusâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1995) Olympia Dukakis, Richard Dreyfuss. (2h25) 12:15 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Taking Chanceâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Kevin Bacon, Tom Aldredge. (1h30) 1:00 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Bad News Bearsâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Comedy,1976) Tatum Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 2:00 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2005) Liam Neeson, Georgie Henley. (3h30) FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Enemy of the Stateâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1998) Gene Hackman, Will Smith. (3h) 2:15 PM CMT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blazing Saddlesâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Western,1974) (2h15) See Wednesday at 10:00 PM 2:30 PM TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Good Will Huntingâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1997) Ben Affleck, Matt Damon. (2h30) SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gross Anatomyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,1989) Christine Lahti, Matthew Modine. (1h50) 3:00 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Outlaw Josey Walesâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. (3h) 3:30 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Operation Pacificâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1951) John Wayne, Patricia Neal. (2h) 5:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heartbreak Ridgeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (War,1986) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason. (3h) SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hopeâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Sci-Fi,1977) (3h) See Friday at 8:00 PM TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Forrest Gumpâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/

Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks. (3h) 5:30 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Red Riverâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Western,1948) John Wayne, Walter Brennan. The ambitious dreams of a cattle baron are threatened by his rebellious foster son. (2h30) 5:45 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 12:15 PM 6:10 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Underworldâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2003) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (2h05) 7:00 PM TOON â&#x20AC;&#x153;Planet 51â&#x20AC;? +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Johnson. (2h) TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Thomas Crown Affairâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 8:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Flags Of Our Fathersâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2006) Barry Pepper, Ryan Phillippe. (3h) BRAVO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pretty Womanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. (2h35) FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Princess and the Frogâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose. (2h) LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Murder in Greenwichâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,2002) Christopher Meloni, Mark Fuhrman. (2h)

SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Wars: Episode V: The

Empire Strikes Backâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (SciFi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dinner at Eightâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy,1933) Jean Harlow, Marie Dressler. A dinner party becomes the focus for the dreams and desires of the various guests. (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Kung Fu Pandaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (1h30) 10:00 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beauty and the Beastâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (2h) FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Avatarâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) TBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Longest Yardâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. (2h30) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Topperâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1937) Cary Grant, Constance Bennett. (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Robin Hoodâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h25) 10:35 PM BRAVO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pretty Womanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. (2h35) 11:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letters from Iwo Jimaâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (War,2006) Ken Watanabe, Tsuyoshi

Ihara. On the small, rocky island of Iwo Jima, a brilliant general prepares troops for battle. (Subtitled) (3h) 12:00 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Father of the Brideâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy,1950) Elizabeth Taylor, Spencer Tracy. A doting father faces mountains of bills and endless trials when his daughter marries. (2h) LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Murder in Greenwichâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,2002) Christopher Meloni, Mark Fuhrman. (2h) 12:30 AM TBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harold and Kumar Go to White Castleâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) John Cho, Kal Penn. (1h45) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Good Will Huntingâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1997) Ben Affleck, Matt Damon. (2h30) 1:00 AM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ganglandâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,1987) Scott Glenn, Thomas G. Waites. (2h) 1:40 AM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;X2: X-Men Unitedâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Sci-Fi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. (2h20) 2:00 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pattonâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (War,1970) (4h) See Friday at 1:00 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Merrily We Liveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1938) Brian Aherne, Constance Bennett. (2h) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies May 20, 2012 to May 26, 2012

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