The PLog Halloween Special October 2021

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The PLog

Issue 33, October 2021. In Collaboration with The Tab. £5

And…

- Halloween Gyp Treats

Inside... the Top 53 Camfess lists of “Colleges as

(They’re all mug cakes)

Halloween Movies,

-Top Costumes

monsters, sweets, etc.

My costume is...

We talked to employers about the real world… ...Ooh so spooky!


Contents:

Funniest Footlights Ghost Stories……………………………….3 The PLog’s Guide to Coolest Cam Costumes!…………4 Quiz: Which Halloween Club Night are you?....................6 We talked to employers and are now scared……….7 Speaking Spooky with Toope!…………………………………………8 Top Ten Mug Cakes with the PLog cuisine team!...…9 12 Pages of Adverts - Your free Varsity Copy…..……10 Camfess Highlights: 53 Lists that will make you go

“They’ve Never Been To My College Before”!................22 “Halloween” Film Review but it’s just pictures of the author looking oh so spooked!...............................23 2


Funniest Footlights Ghost Stories!

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The PLog’s Guide to the Cam: Halloween 2021!

Green Bodysuits: The only costume to give you complete anonymity! Wear them with your friends! Start a gang!

King’s College:

If you really want people to n

“wow! How impractical and t

Commit acts of warfare completely anonymously with no consequences! Can’t get kicked out if there are eight of your ready to

Here are the PLog’s bets for t We asked our party experts for

year, to make sure you look as

throw down!*

three cool clubs

Here’s wh

This Article: Want to be as funny as a Footlight? Just print this guide off and tape it to your chest - your BBC sketch show will be on the way in no time!

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* the PLog does not condone the acts of warfare, ‘throwing down’, gangs or having friends.


e Coolest Costumes in

Stephen Toope: Who needs an actual joke when you can name drop Stephen Toope? Dress up as him. I don’t care.

notice your costume and say:

time consuming” then this is it!

the best Halloween Costumes 2021! their opinions on what to wear this

s trendy as possible at one of the

s tonight and Vinyl -

hat they said:

Squid Game: Hey, have you heard about this little show called ‘Squid Game’? Anyway, if you really want to stand out, you could dress up like in the show this Halloween - though you might have to explain it to people!

Week 5: Ran out of ideas and time? Just tell everyone you’re

Week 5 - a guaranteed haha! If you’re feeling creative, then wear a cardboard sign letting people know!

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Revs:

Lola’s:

Wait...people read Varsity?

Guess you have to be different, huh?

Varsity

TCS

MASH:

Q3: Varsity or TCS?

You probably had a choice in where to go

Vinyl:

Yes

Or something, I’ve never been

No

Q2: Is your best friend a club rep?

Yes

No

Q1: Do you hate fun?

Which Cambridge Halloween Club Night are You?


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