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VOL. 39 ISSUE 16 - Thursday, February 24, 2011

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“Dawson has a great vibe. They have a good balance between respect and enthusiasm.” - Spidey the hypnotist

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Spidey hypnotizes Dawson

Photo Credit: Phil Bernard

In the hallways of Dawson

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EDITOR: CONTACT:

SPORTS EDITOR

“I think that Mr. Duceppe did a good job making sure Anglophones understand the values and views of the Bloc Québecois.” - DSU treasurer Michael Lessard

Gilles Duceppe speaking about seperatism to crowd

Photo Credit: Hannah Palmer

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“[At SPACE events] Students can communicate with their peers, be held accountable for their ideas by their peers, receive feedback from their peers,” SPACE Coordinator Andrew Katz

JULIAN WOLFE STAFF WRITER

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“The ideas for the photos should be simple and direct. I thought that using a maple leaf could convey at once the idea of environment and community, in Canada at least.” - Winner Catherine Dumont

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fat city cop

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One step closer to marriage

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Lara Logan amongst the crowds

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Ema Kibirkstis interviews her mother on her past under communist regime§

Abrief account of the U.S.S.R.ʼs inception

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Apologises. Last weekʼs feature, Egypt Liberated, was written by Cindy AntonacciTardif, one of our staff writers. Not Chelsea Harrison, another of our staff writers.

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What do you sound like? Mundy: As far as our sound goes, we're somewhere in the vein of pop rock/ pop punk. We all have different tastes but one genre that we all have a soft spot for is (modern) pop punk; bands like Mayday Parade, Go Radio, Boys Like Girls, all that stuff. How was the band formed? Jacob Biernat: The band was formed a lonnngggg time agoooo in a galaxie far far awayy. No but we probably had our first get together some time in 2006. after a few member changes, a new drummer and and half a dozen different names we are where

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we are today. Only recently have we been getting serious about playing and writing music. Even though phil does most of the writing, we all contribute our parts.

Fun Facts Goldberg: We're all best friends Mundy: Everyone but me actually dances! I'm the only one who can actually say they don't dance. I would love to, but I'm particularly shy in that domain, unfortunately. St-Georges: Danielʼs a World of Warcraft addict, and Jake joins him sometimes. Sean and I keep it real in the real world ;) Upcoming shows? St-Georges: We recently heard of a fundraiser for the Montrealʼs childrenʼs hospital that we might participate in. Weʼre also trying to put together a little show with other local bands in around April, so keep your eyes peeled!

Back to Basics check them out on: www.myspace.com/sorrywedontdance

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The Canadian Political Scene

VOL. 39 ISSUE 16 - Thursday, February 24, 2011

EDITOR: Maya Malkin CONTACT: maya.malkin@hotmail.com

JULIAN WOLFE STAFF WRITER

read more: thecanadianpoliticalscene.blogspot.com

Gabe! It doesnʼt have to be this way. Please, put down the gun and return me to Stephen Harper.

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“No itʼs not economically or politically viable. " Cody Levine Law, Society & Jutsice Fourth Semester

“No, I donʼt want to be a Quebecois.” Alec Henderson Commerce Fourth Semester

"Yes, because I hate Quebec." Chelsea Jones Law, Society & Justice Second Semester

"No, we should protect the French languarge but stay together.” Anthony Chabot

"No, because itʼs a good part of Canada and it would cause a lot of chaos" Thomas Berghello

"No because if itʼs seperated itʼll cause problems when crossing the border." Derick Leveille Child Studies

"No I think weʼre well off where we are and I think weʼre an important province in this country." Alice Abracen

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“I thought we did a really good job of starting the game right. We dominated for the first 1214 minutes of the game and it was great to get that goal at the 12-second mark.” - Head Coach, Scott Lambton

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