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Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, you know, the boys who made a name for themselves down in Waco, Texas. I always wondered how they grouped booze, guns and tobacco under a single umbrella, but, hey, once again, it’s not in my job description to figure that one. Anyway, the ATTF is probably the biggest bunch of overpaid idiots in the business. My pal Nick Diangelo-Nacio says that most of them couldn’t crack a case if they had the Pope as an eyewitness. The ATTF used to be a low-profile outfit until they did their thing in Waco. Hell, I’ll bet you never knew that they headed up the investigation of President Kennedy’s affair with Marilyn Monroe. They had footage of the two them getting it on in the back of a limo, but word is Hoover managed to bootleg the film over to the FBI—it was a jurisdictional thing—and he had it made into a stag movie that only the FBI guys got to watch, during private parties and so on. Anyway, back to what I was saying, there’s a reason the Feds decided to team up with the Oakland PD in order to form the Central Branch of the WCDD. It had a lot to do with the fact that most the ATTF and DEA guys weren’t from the Bay Area and couldn’t tell the difference between a Polk Street fairly and a Berke29

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