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2018–2019 Animal Tales

Wholesale Catalog Witty Greeting Cards That Make Light of Life’s Lessons


About Me (Jamie): There has never been a time in my life that stories and storytelling weren’t the most important thing. Well, stories… and animals, AND cake. But if I had to pick just one for the rest of my life I’d pick stories. As a kid, I was never without a book in my hand or a story in my head. As I grew up and into the world, stories have fueled my imagination, inspired my self-confidence, pushed me to travel to distant lands, and encouraged me to pursue my artistic dreams so I could tell my own tales. They taught me life lessons and made sure I approached both the good and the absurdly bad in life with a healthy dose of humor.

About My Work (The Animal Tales): The Animal Tales series focuses on relatable life lessons and frustrations. By pairing witty words of wisdom with imaginative photographs I create unforgettable greeting cards. The Animal Tales have a unique, nostalgic, handcrafted feel. All of the Tales are created in my Upstate, NY studio. From start to finish these stories are handcrafted: I shape these characters’ lives and adventures, I build the sets, do all the photography and writing. I even bake most of the cakes. The Animal Tales make people laugh and reflect both life’s frustrations and celebrations. They are meant to help us to preserve lessons in our own lives that we never want to forget, but often need reminding of. As greeting cards they focus on life’s in-between moments; keeping us company in our quiet moments, offering camaraderie in our lonely ones, providing excitement in the doldrums, and giving us reason to laugh at the absurdity. Life isn’t always easy or grand, but both the good and the bad should be acknowledged and either celebrated or supported.

Sometimes we need to face life with both wit and wisdom. The individual Animal Tales mean different things to different people, but they are always greeted with laughter. Enjoy,

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Witty Greetings That Make Light of Life’s Lessons


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ORDERING: • Minimum opening order is $125. • Reorder minimum is $75. • Please submit orders via email (Jamie@TheMemorableImage.com) or phone (802-249-1579). • Credit cards or PayPal are accepted. Payment is due prior to order shipping. • Cancellations must be received within 3 business days of placing order.

Greeting Cards All Occasion Holiday

Minimum Quantitiy 6 Per Style 6 Per Style

Unit Price $2.50 $2.50

SHIPPING & TURN-AROUND TIMES: • Orders ship USPS Priority Mail with standard tracking. Rush shipping is available upon request (additional fee may apply). • Orders ship 2-3 weeks after order is placed. • Shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer and will be included on your final invoice. RETURNS & EXCHANGES: Returns & exchanges must be requested within 3 days of receipt. Items must be returned within 5 days after submitting the request. All items must be returned unopened. By placing an order you are agreeing to these terms.

FAQs:

Are the photos glued to the outside of the cards? No, they are digitally printed in a single layer on the front of the cards. Is the inside of the card white or craft paper? The inside is white.

How do you come up with these stories? These stories are all based on life lessons that I probably learned the hard-way (are there any life lessons that can be learned the easy way?!) Do you do all the photography? Yes I do all the photography and writing (and most of the cake decorating as well).

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Greeting Cards: Encouragement & Inspiration Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Elephant Peanuts • TMI-14ECP-C7

Dream big.

Be comfortable. You are awesome.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

Henrietta was super happy to be invited to teatime, she just hoped nobody minded that she made herself at home while they weren’t looking.

Embrace what you love.

Invest in yourself.

Currently, Suzette was doing the best she could to control herself, but she feared she was losing that battle.

Right about now, Reuben was wishing he’d spent the extra money to get the metal sword.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Flying Squirrel Cake • TMI-17FSC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Raccoon Sword • TMI-17RS-C7

Be brave.

Defy expectations.

Suddenly feeling very exposed, Mr. Green froze, deciding to test both his bravery and the old adage that they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Tanya felt she was a victim of her reputation. Sure, she had done some things she wasn’t particularly proud of, but hasn’t everyone? Instead of putting on a tough front, Tanya was no longer going to be ashamed of her softer side.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Frog Brave • TMI-17FD-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Flowers • TMI-17TFL-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Mouse Coffee • TMI-17MD-C7

Fear fuels great discoveries.

Trust your instincts.

The deepest, darkest depths of the pantry were not for the faint of heart. And that is exactly why Monty ventured there; he knew his greatest discoveries would be made when he faced his fears. He was right.

Leonard couldn’t shake the eerie feeling that he was perpetually running out of time.

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Time • TMI-17LTT-C7

Cut your own path.

Listen to your soul.

Bert was sick of everyone telling him what he should be doing. “Stopping to smell the flowers” is a lot less awesome when you’re surrounded by weeds.

It was at this moment that Donnie the deer realized he couldn’t handle one more day of this absurdity. It was time for a career change.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bear Dandelions • TMI-15BD-C7

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Hippo Teacup • TMI-14HTC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Deer Cardboard • TMI-14DPC-C7

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Greeting Cards: Encouragement & Inspiration Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Live with heart.

Be accepting; you never know what you’ll find.

Never one to be held back by his physical size, Jack believed that his dreams were only limited by the size of his heart. Thanks to his tenacity, Jack was living the dream every day. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Dog Bone • TMI-17JB-C7

Leo the lion surveyed their new setup. This wasn’t the pride he thought he’d have… but family was family, and in the circus they were all family. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Night Circus • TMI-14NC-C7

Be a trendsetter.

Dream often.

Budgie decided to take part in a new “all-carbs diet.” It works like this: you eat all the carbs you want and you’re happy.

Although Penny the pegasus usually preferred to be airborne, she made exceptions for hot summer days when she dreamed of being a mermaid.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Budgie Burger • TMI-15BB-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Pegasus Water • TMI-14PW-C7

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Greeting Cards: Encouragement & Inspiration Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Be yourself; the view is better.

Follow your buttercream dreams…

Realizing that subtlety was never her biggest talent, Glenda came to the decision that if she wasn’t going to blend in, she might as well stand out…

Giraffe Vase • TMI-15GV-C7

Despite his reputation as a vicious killer, T. Rex was a wizard with an icing bag. He fancied himself the Martha Stewart of his kind… not that there was much competition.

T. Rex Icing • TMI-14TBD-C7

It’s okay that it’s not okay.

It is important to have goals.

Tanya wasn’t sure if she was laughing or screaming, but this was the only way she could keep her sanity intact when faced with the concerning absurdity of her life.

Carla hoped that her sweet smile, pretty pose, and empathetic eyes disguised the fact that her plans for the immediate future involved world domination.

T. Rex Okay • TMI-17TL-C7

Cat Tulips • TMI-17CT-C7

Define success for yourself.

Your business is ALWAYS your business.

Realizing they were never going to be money-rich, three friends redefined “success” to mean achieving an abundance of cake. Now they are the richest, happiest creatures in all the land.

Marty didn’t care what anyone said: monkey business was still business, and if he could make a living at it, who were they to care.

Success Cake • TMI-15SC-C7

Monkey Biz • TMI-16MO-C7

Believe in yourself.

Trust your natural instincts.

When the doubts and fears threatened to eat him alive, T. Rex simply put on his winning smile, turned the tables, and ate the doubters.

Being a perfect gentleman, Mr. Green always brought flowers on his blind dates. However, some particularly judgy people just couldn’t see past his green exterior to the heart of gold inside. Those people he tended to pee on.

T. Rex Teeth • TMI-16TT-C7

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Frog Flowers • TMI-16FR-C7

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Everyday Empathy

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Greeting Cards: Life Lessons Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Friends help friends succeed.

Someone is always trying to game the system.

Although success has a different meaning for everyone, at the end of the day it’s never a solitary journey.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Meerkats T. Rex • TMI-17MT-C7

Sick of uncertainty and being at the whim of the universe, Randy hatched what in his opinion was a brilliant plan to see into the future. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Raccoon Fortune • TMI-17RFC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bunny Croc • TMI-17BC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bear Picnic • TMI-17BPC-C7

Choose your friends wisely.

Everything takes time.

Beth the bunny really wanted to give Alison the benefit of the doubt. She seemed so nice and sincere, and Beth was finding it increasingly difficult to make friends now that she was on her own.

Everyone said to get a puppy, that it would be an amazing experience. Apparently getting to the amazing part takes patience.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Dog Patience • TMI-17DMD-C7

Stubbornness kills.

Everyone has their own agenda.

Blair had obviously walked in at an awkward moment. She heard a woman yell, “Run” as she ran away. The man muttered, “Bullshit” and went back to his sandwich. Blair took advantage of the situation and had the best lunch ever.

Depending on how you looked at it, the teamwork aspect of this project was either a rousing success or tragic failure.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Raccoon Ice Cream • TMI-17RBS-C7

Follow your heart but watch your step. There was no doubt that love was in the air. She was a good girl. He had a reputation as a heartbreaker. They flirted carelessly, and she fell— Not in love; she literally fell. Love is dangerous.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Horses Love • TMI-15HL-C7

Let life surprise you.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Penguin Dandelions • TMI-14PD-C7

Always consider collaboration.

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You don’t have to be good at everything.

Clarence was curious if collaboration was even an option in this situation. He didn’t want to jump to conclusions, but there seemed to be a considerable amount of competition between his coworkers.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Chicks Box • TMI-17CB-C7

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Paul the penguin was not happy, not happy at all. He had decided to forgo using a map and rely on raw animal instincts to get him to the annual family reunion on the glacier... Obviously, raw animal instinct had let him down.

Despite his best efforts, Bob had never managed to cultivate a green thumb, something his blighted basil reminded him of daily. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bunny Basil • TMI-16BBA-C7

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Greeting Cards: Life Lessons Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Creativity creates community.

Make time to hear yourself think.

Sometimes the easiest way to make new friends is to actually make friends.

Doris stopped. Unsure of what was going on, she tipped her head and listened hard: no ringing, beeping, pinging, or clicking. She heard nothing. So she listened harder, and then suddenly she heard an old familiar voice…

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Felting • TMI-17TF-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Donkey Silence • TMI-17DS-C7

Play fair.

Knowing what you want is half the battle.

It wasn’t that Finnley the fawn didn’t want to play hide-and-seek, but he was pretty sure Lana the lamb had an unfair advantage given their current situation. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Popcorn • TMI-14POP-C7

Francine the fox believed in following her heart, and in her heart, she totally had a thing for watermelon. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Fox Watermelon • TMI-14FW-C7

Embrace what you love.

Listen to your soul.

Currently, Suzette was doing the best she could to control herself, but she feared she was losing that battle.

It was at this moment that Donnie the deer realized he couldn’t handle one more day of this absurdity. It was time for a career change.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Flying Squirrel Cake • TMI-17FSC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Deer Cardboard • TMI-14DPC-C7

Trust your instincts.

Cherish the little things.

Leonard couldn’t shake the eerie feeling that he was perpetually running out of time.

Gazing dreamily off into the distance, knuckle deep in chocolate frosting, Tanya couldn’t help but smile inwardly and relish the completeness of the moment.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Time • TMI-17LTT-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Donut • TMI-17TD-C7

Act in your own best interests.

Plan for every outcome.

If Bethany wanted to be let out of the cage, she had to stop lighting fires and burning her proverbial bridges. Nobody said it was fair, but it was for her own protection.

Tanya and Tony were about to find out that it is the best-laid plans that most often blow up in your face.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Rabbit Fires • TMI-16RBB-C7

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Gum • TMI-17TG-C7

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Greeting Cards: Life Lessons Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Punctuation... it’s fairly important.

Be yourself; the view is better. Realizing that subtlety was never her biggest talent, Glenda came to the decision that if she wasn’t going to blend in, she might as well stand out…

For his big day, T. Rex had a seemingly simple request: all his friends and cake to eat. Everyone had mistakenly assumed his request was missing a comma…

T. Rex Comma • TMI-16TC-C7

Giraffe Vase • TMI-15GV-C7

Never underestimate the power of clear communication.

Follow your buttercream dreams…

In an effort to spice up their relationship, Bill asked Betty if she’d be open to trying some whipped cream… She was. Bill, however, realized he should have been more specific about his intentions.

Despite his reputation as a vicious killer, T. Rex was a wizard with an icing bag. He fancied himself the Martha Stewart of his kind… not that there was much competition.

Budgies Drink • TMI-16BHC-C7

T. Rex Icing • TMI-14TBD-C7

Overwhelm happens.

Make real connections; they matter most.

Carl fancied himself a decisive man of action. But his current situation forced him to reconsider his beliefs.

Chimp Donuts • TMI-17CD-C7

Sick of sinking into the void of inadequacy social media had created in his life, Wendell the wolf decided to leave the screen behind and let his voice be heard.

Wolf Orchid • TMI-16WO-C7

Saying something is trendy isn’t code for “it suits you.”

Be inspired. After a lifetime of wanting to get lost in the pages of their favorite book, Ricky, Ronnette, and Randy decided to harness their limited DIY skills to bring those pages to life.

Hal had been assured that a trendy, purple-glitter onesie would attract the ladies by bringing out the warmth in his eyes. Hal now had reason to believe that the salesperson worked on commission.

Owl Purple • TMI-15OH-C7

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Raccoon DIY • TMI-16RB-C7

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Greeting Cards: Life Lessons Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Curate your life.

Awareness matters.

Pansy the panda was positively panicked the moment after she realized the drapes were not the paisley she had been promised.

Looking around, Ben the bull realized that just because you stop to smell the flowers doesn’t mean you don’t need to keep an eye out for bulls#*t.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Panda Curtain • TMI-14PC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7

You can’t please everyone.

Be patient, not a pushover.

If it wasn’t obvious, the otters are very disappointed with this pie. They’d like to file a formal complaint just to make sure you know.

When the mothership finally arrived, Donnie was ready. His patience had finally paid off.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Otter Pie • TMI-15OP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Name • SKU

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Name • SKU

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Dino Dandelions 2 • TMI-17DD-C7

Dream big.

Dream big.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Name • SKU

Dream big.

Dream big.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

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Greeting Cards: Everyday Empathy Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Be proactive.

Decide what’s important.

Since some people didn’t have a healthy respect for personal space, Blair decided to go on the offensive using the legendary musical fruit known for its powers of persuasion.

Bill the budgie had very carefully bound together every piece of correspondence he’d ever received. All in all, he had a lovely collection, but red was definitely his favorite. He wasn’t into the details, like what the letters actually said, just the colors.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Budgie Letters • TMI-14BRL-C7

Bear Beans • TMI-16BBB-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Deer Dandelions • TMI-14DSD-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Elephant Peanuts • TMI-14ECP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Frog Coins • TMI-16FC-C7

Even luck takes hard work.

Be carefully carefree.

Donnie the deer thought his future looked bright. He’d heard that if you blew all the seeds off a dandelion, your dreams would come true. Given his current situation, Donnie is confident he is going to be one lucky deer.

When playing in the roses, it isn’t always the thorns you need to watch out for... sometimes it’s the tigers.

Dream big.

Everything takes time.

Eli was ecstatic: so much sugar and entirely unnatural coloring was making him giddy. As a young elephant, Eli had assumed that achieving such great riches was beyond his grasp. Needless to say, Eli was elated to be wrong.

Everyone said to get a puppy, that it would be an amazing experience. Apparently getting to the amazing part takes patience.

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Dog Patience • TMI-17DMD-C7

True value is not always obvious.

You will fail sometimes. It’s okay.

Despite all of Mr. Green’s riches, it was his heart that was the most valuable thing he owned: it was made of pure gold. Unfortunately, due to the nature of internal organs, he couldn’t show it off, but he’d be happy to share it with the right person.

On day 3 of his diet, Travis encountered both an incredible stroke of luck and his downfall. Sick of giving credence to the word “hangry” as a legitimate emotion, Travis decided the universe hated him. So he ate all the cookies.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Cookies • TMI-16TCS-C7

Be comfortable. You are awesome.

Find your thing.

Henrietta was super happy to be invited to teatime, she just hoped nobody minded that she made herself at home while they weren’t looking.

There are very few acceptable uses for zebra-striped wallpaper. Unless, of course, that is your thing.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Hippo Teacup • TMI-14HTC-C7

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Tiger Roses • TMI-14TR-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Zebra Wallpaper • TMI-16ZS-C7

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Greeting Cards: Everyday Empathy Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Be polite.

Never underestimate the power of clear communication.

Monty the mouse was so excited that he was going to cut the cheese… both types. But don’t worry, he’ll wait until you leave the room.

Mouse Cheese • TMI-16MC-C7

In an effort to spice up their relationship, Bill asked Betty if she’d be open to trying some whipped cream… She was. Bill, however, realized he should have been more specific about his intentions.

Budgies Drink • TMI-16BHC-C7

Always look at the bigger picture.

Exotic is a matter of perspective.

Piglet, the badly named bunny, couldn’t shake the creepy feeling that the day was no longer going his way.

For his vacation, Martin wanted to embrace his inner adventurer, travel to ruggedly exotic lands, and be the envy of all of his friends. In the end, Martin decided that achieving 2 out of 3 wasn’t bad.

Piglet Cat • TMI-17PC-C7

Parrot Winter • TMI-17PW-C7

It is important to have goals.

... Greeting cards for those who face life with wit and... wisdom.

Carla hoped that her sweet smile, pretty pose, and empathetic eyes disguised the fact that her plans for the immediate future involved world domination.

Cat Tulips • TMI-17CT-C7

Overwhelm happens.

Define success for yourself.

Carl fancied himself a decisive man of action. But his current situation forced him to reconsider his beliefs.

Realizing they were never going to be money-rich, three friends redefined “success” to mean achieving an abundance of cake. Now they are the richest, happiest creatures in all the land.

Chimp Donuts • TMI-17CD-C7

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Success Cake • TMI-15SC-C7

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Greeting Cards: Dark Humor Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bear Picnic • TMI-17BPC-C7

Stubbornness kills.

Act in your own best interests.

Blair had obviously walked in at an awkward moment. She heard a woman yell, “Run” as she ran away. The man muttered, “Bullshit” and went back to his sandwich. Blair took advantage of the situation and had the best lunch ever.

If Bethany wanted to be let out of the cage, she had to stop lighting fires and burning her proverbial bridges. Nobody said it was fair, but it was for her own protection. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Rabbit Fires • TMI-16RBB-C7

Invest in yourself.

Walk the line but know your limits.

Right about now, Reuben was wishing he’d spent the extra money to get the metal sword.

If “sharing is caring,” then Blair just didn’t care to share; she was a goddamn bear... Get your own flowers.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Raccoon Sword • TMI-17RS-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bear Tulips • TMI-14BT-C7

Roses: perfect for every occasion.

Believe in yourself. When the doubts and fears threatened to eat him alive, T. Rex simply put on his winning smile, turned the tables, and ate the doubters.

Betsy hoped the neighbors wouldn’t mind; rose gardens were the best place to bury dead bodies...

Rabbit Roses • TMI-15RR-C7

T. Rex Teeth • TMI-16TT-C7

Punctuation... it’s fairly important.

Trust your natural instincts. Being a perfect gentleman, Mr. Green always brought flowers on his blind dates. However, some particularly judgy people just couldn’t see past his green exterior to the heart of gold inside. Those people he tended to pee on.

For his big day, T. Rex had a seemingly simple request: all his friends and cake to eat. Everyone had mistakenly assumed his request was missing a comma…

T. Rex Comma • TMI-16TC-C7

Frog Flowers • TMI-16FR-C7

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Special Occasion Cards Flying Squirrel Bday • TMI-16FSBD-C7

Age is more than a number: it’s a fire hazard. This was the first birthday that Suzette felt there was an actual risk of burning the place down with her celebrations.

Flying Squirrel Con • TMI-15FSC-C7

It is important to be all in when it counts. Not one to take thank-yous lightly, Suzette went all out and rented a confetti cannon. When it came to gratitude, she was all in.

Flying Squirrel Mac • TMI-15FSM-C7

Be creative when it counts. Suzette felt pride in her accomplishments: with little more than an office-supply closet and a handful of glitter, she had managed to unleash her inner MacGyver.

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Christmas & Holiday Greetings Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Be kind.

It’s important to have traditions.

Although the snowmen looked forward to caroling season, no one in the group had the heart to tell T. Rex he was off-key.

Beth Anne sighed. There weren’t enough cocktails in the world; Barney’s annual hanging-ofthe-Christmas-lights nervous breakdown had begun.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Caroling • TMI-15TC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bear Lights • TMI-15BL-C7

It’s important to have goals.

Conspiracies are real... Believe it.

Having already eaten all the elves, Penny was on the hunt for the largest of Christmas game... Nice list be damned, she was a woman with a mission.

Brian didn’t care if he made the naughty or nice list. He was convinced that Santa, and all his Christmad-spirit cohorts, were trying to give him a nervous breakdown.

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Bull Ornaments • TMI-15BO-C7

Gift giving—it’s what’s inside that counts.

May your holidays be full of surprises.

Lil’ T. Rex smiled smugly, knowing they’d never look for the bodies in here... He’d done good and it showed.

Secret Santa is all “fun and games” until someone opens a dinosaur egg.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Lil’ T. Rex Present • TMI-15LTP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Secret Santa • TMI-15SS-C7

Relax this holiday season.

May your holidays be filled with all your favorite things.

For the holidays, Henrietta and Harold decided they should find more activities they could do together. Personally, Henrietta thought they had bitten off more than they could chew.

Sammy’s favorite holiday delicacy was nuts... the hard-shelled fruit type, not the weird-relatives type.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Hippos Peppermints • TMI-15HP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Squirrel Nuts • TMI-15SN-C7

Be inspired by the spirit of the season.

Be joyful. Cats are like presents: you can never have too many... but just one will bring you limitless joy.

Perhaps Donnie had indulged in too much eggnog... but he had to come clean and tell Candy what he thought of her outfit. Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Donnie Candy Cane • TMI-15DCC-C7

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Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Cat Lady • TMI-15CL-C7

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Christmas & Holiday Greetings Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Choose wisely.

The holiday spirit is still a spirit.

In retrospect, perhaps it had been a mistake to ask Ollie the owl to chaperone the holiday festivities for the field mice…

Owl Field Mice • TMI-15OFM-C7

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Every unforgettable holiday season is made up of friendship, festivities, and folly… which also happen to be the main ingredients for every great horror story…

Friends • TMI-15F-C7

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Halloween Cards Card captions are located next to the image • Blank inside • Best Seller A7 size • Min 6 per style • Digitally printed on 100# white cover stock • Paired with white envelopes • Packaged in cello sleeve • Made in the USA

Smart is attractive.

A little ambition goes a long way.

Patrick knows what you are thinking, and it makes him want to eat your big, beautiful brain.

Ella knew that a little elbow grease and ingenuity went a long way and set her goals accordingly.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Zombie Penguin • TMI-14ZP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Elephants Pumpkins • TMI-14EP-C7

Good times are subjective.

Don’t let others’ expectations limit you.

T. Rex Jr. always had a sneaking suspicion that partying alone with your mom wasn’t really partying.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 T. Rex Party • TMI-14TFP-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Lil’ T. Rex Fairy • TMI-14LTF-C7

Be honest.

Be true to yourself.

Monty the mouse couldn’t hide his feelings any longer: the Frankencorns made him want to hurl.

Betsy the bunny was never one to settle. She liked to think she was a woman of mystery... Everyone else just thought she was eccentric.

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Mouse Candy Corn • TMI-14MCC-C7

Bull Violets • TMI-14BV-C7 Rabbit Witch • TMI-14RWW-C7

Be creative.

Keep an open mind.

T. Rex was very proud of his cat costume this year—he’d killed the bird himself to make it.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral...? Lil’ T. Rex couldn’t place it. There must be a fourth category no one had told him about.

T. Rex Cat • TMI-14TCC-C7

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Halloween: Because we all have dreams... of being someone else.

Lil’ T. Rex CC • TMI-14LTC-C7

2018-2019 Animal Tales Collection

Witty Greetings That Make Light of Life’s Lessons


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The Memorable Image's 2018-2019 wholesale catalog for the Animal Tales greeting card line. All handcrafted with love and care in Upstate NY...

The Memorable Image Wholesale Catalog 2018-2019  

The Memorable Image's 2018-2019 wholesale catalog for the Animal Tales greeting card line. All handcrafted with love and care in Upstate NY...

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