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We're Going on an Adventure The weather in August has not been kind. In fact I would go as far as to say it has been very unkind. The sun has forgotten that when children take a break from education in the summer they need fresh air and sunshine to boost their vitamin D, their fitness and their mental health. They do not want to be cooped up inside where the immediate pleasures of duvets, Playstations and treat cupboards are all too tempting. I am very disappointed with the weather and I shall be making a formal complaint. After a few days of indoor activities where baking brownies and playing Top Trumps were the highlights, we needed out. It was still raining but feeling like Mrs Noah, I bravely planned a trip to Bracknell, tempting them with that classic combo, Sports Direct and McDonalds. One taker. Boy, they have got discerning lately! So the youngest, most compliant child and I hopped in the car, traipsed round the Peel Centre's finest and left an hour later with a single pair of shorts. He was in a sombre mood as we headed for junk food. "It's not like the old days", I said. He seemed to understand. When they were little, I could say, "Jump in the car, we're going on an adventure!". And they wouldn't ask surly questions or stare at their phones, they would just come along for the ride. Sometimes, we would pick blackberries and get caught in a downpour and have to hide in bushes, sometimes we would take a picnic and a new ball to a park and play for hours, sometimes we would just do some jobs or shopping, and take their birthday vouchers to spend to make it worthwhile. It was easy. If I had to counsel myself (and believe me, I do) I would tell myself that this last week has been an adventure. It all started on Sunday when we were discussing the planned California road-trip with a friend. "It's a shame about the coastal road being shut, isn't it?", he said. Yup. It is a shame. Now we know. So late Sunday night, we googled California's Route 1 to confirm that a large section is buried
under a landslide. Mercifully, our RV site is still open, and we can fairly easily re-route, but this got me thinking about this ever so relaxing holiday of ours and the need to check a few details. Another night. On Monday, it rained some more - I worked, the kids "played" and the boiler man failed to turn up. In the evening, we conducted a review of the road-trip route and I discovered that we are going on holiday a day earlier than I thought. Somewhat panicked, we started to go through the entire itinerary with a fine tooth-comb. By Day 3, a complete power failure plunged us into darkness and an early night. On Tuesday, we had power again, yay! I rang the bank to check that their recent erroneous letter telling me that they're closing my account was in fact all resolved after last week's lengthy telephone account review, and they confirmed they had no record of that review and that my account is still closing. If I complete an online review, they will do their own internal review and will then let me know (after the stated closure date) if my account can stay open. Bankers. On Wednesday, the oven broke. The boiler man came, it rained a LOT and I ran out of wine. Today is Thursday and I was overjoyed to start the day with a cold shower. After a phonecall to the boiler man who foolishly changed the settings, it seemed to be resolved. However, by the time the teenagers arose, both showers were on strike and excessive deodorant was required. On the plus side, it stopped raining. Tomorrow is Friday and we have 17 people coming for personalised home-made pizzas. Fear not, we don't need the conventional oven - my birthday present this year was an outdoor pizza oven! That's right folks, outdoor. Life is an adventure and I guess one's perspective on it makes all the difference. So here's to road-trips, cold showers and soggy pizzas!
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Share our Heritage Come and do something different and explore some of Wokingham's beautiful and historical venues as part of Heritage Open Days! There are plenty of places to visit throughout the week with particular focus on the weekend of 9th and 10th September. This year, we are looking to display and share historical stories about Wokingham: some we already know but we are also searching for more! So don’t miss this once-a-year chance to be a tourist in your own town and discover some of the hidden gems on your doorstep. Do come and join us at Wokingham Town Hall on Sunday 10th September, 11am-4pm, in the heart of our historic Wokingham to discover ... what happened in the Town Hall in times gone by, stories from Wokingham’s history, beautiful civic treasures, the prison cells, balloon modellers, competitions, crafts and lots more! Other participating venues include: Wokingham Library with a reminiscence morning (7th September 10.30am-12.00noon), for you to come along and share memories of the library and its history, historical displays (4th-16th September) and a history surgery (8th September 9.30am-11.30am). St. Paul’s Church (9th September 10.00am-4.00pm) will be offering guided tours or you can browse the displays in your own time and learn about its history. The Methodist Church (9th September 10.00am to 4.00pm and 10th September 12.00pm to 4.00pm (after morning worship) will showcase an exhibition of their history in the town as they celebrate 200 years of Methodism in 2017. For more information and opening times, see www.wokingham-tc. gov.uk/heritage
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Hard Water Alert! Did you know that Berkshire is a hard water area? You’ve probably noticed limescale deposits around your kitchen and bathroom surfaces that are a struggle to clean off and then – infuriatingly – reappear within no time! This is all due to the hardness of the water, which is caused by magnesium and calcium salts accumulating in the local water as it trickles through rocks before entering the water supply and eventually our homes. There are also effects of limescale that you can’t see: your household appliances and pipes are also affected. As it builds up over time, limescale reduces the flow of water along pipes and clogs taps and valves. It reduces the efficiency of - and can ultimately damage appliances including your hot water system, your washing machine and your kettle. A solution is available! A water softener prevents limescale from being deposited on your surfaces and appliances by removing calcium and magnesium from the water when it enters the home.
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Arty Party Discover Artists who live and work locally The aim of Wokingham Arts Trail is to provide a platform for artists who live and work locally to show their work within the local communities in Wokingham and the surrounding area. Along with this we strive to create a varied and interesting experience for the trail visitors by selecting artists using a range of media to create good quality, well presented, and innovative work. This year the Wokingham Arts trail will be held on the weekend of the 23rd and 24th September and promises to build on the success of previous years. One fact that we have learned from past visitors is how many people aim to visit every venue over the weekend – a feat made possible by keeping venues in small clusters. The central Wokingham venues are within walking distance of one other, making it easy for people to ‘park and walk’. Two of the new venues include The Hawthorns School, Woosehill, as a venue where, alongside artists’ work, art created by the pupils will be on display, and InStitch Textiles who run courses from their Finchampstead studio. There are 6 new participants and all artists will be displaying new work to delight and inspire with demonstrations being shown at many of the locations. In addition to paintings, original handmade prints, illustrations, ceramics, glass, handmade books, jewellery, sculpture and textiles will be on display and most of them will be for sale. If you like an artists’ work, you can always enquire about a special commission too. The quality of work is outstanding and this is a wonderful opportunity for the community to meet their local artists who will be present to talk about their work and inspiration. Some venues will be offering refreshments. Full details of venues and artists (including a map) can be found at www.wokinghamartstrail.co.uk
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Inspired by Colour The story of colour is the story of society, of fashion, of the way we live, of science, of art – in fact, of mankind itself. We look at all aspects of colour, from its history to this year’s most fashionable shades. Did you know that there was a time when green wallpaper could kill you? Or that a very expensive dye was once made from boiled snails? But first, the early history. It was back in the Palaeolithic era about 35,000 years ago - that Stone Age man began to create cave paintings in which earth pigments were mixed with resin, water or glue made from animal bones and hides. For many centuries, the most widely used natural pigments were extracted from soil and rocks, plants, insects (cochineal, for example) and animals (the distinctive Suffolk pink was made by diluting whitewash with bull’s blood). Ash and chalk were also basics; at a price, however, it was possible for strong, bright pigments or dyes to be extracted from other sources. Ultramarine blue, for example, came from ground lapis lazuli gemstones, and was once more expensive than gold (hence in art it was often reserved for painting the robes of Mary and the infant Christ), while Tyrian purple required 10,000 boiled snails to produce one gram of dye, and was employed for fabrics worn only by kings, queens and emperors. Historically, the use of colour was governed by its ease of availability – and therefore its cost. The richest colours were always reserved for the most important parts of religious and royal interiors. In the Georgian period, the "common" colours that were affordable and widely available included stone and timber colours, greys and whites – in the form of distemper and white lead. Middle class households would often use the slightly more expensive oil colours such as ‘drab’ (dull brownish grey), olive, pea green and sky blue. More expensive paints included pink, lemon, orange and straw colour, while the most costly were verdigris, ultramarine and smalt, a glittering blue. It was household income, on the whole, rather than personal taste, which determined how colourful a home could be. Everything changed from the early 19th century, however, when chemists, spurred on by the industrialisation of textile production, began to develop synthetic colours, and the price of colour began to fall. Many new colours were developed and old ones were improved – though there were exceptions. Emerald Green, for example, commercially available from 1814 to the early 1900s, was based on arsenic, and fumes from wallpaper – including designs by William Morris – printed with the ink could be deadly. The new Victorian palette included bottle greens, gold, burgundy, crimson, rose, violet and mahogany, as well as intense chemical yellows, blues and greens, the results of the invention of aniline dye colours used first for wallpapers and textiles, and then for paints. Stronger colours were mostly used for rooms deemed
important (not to mention the fact that deeper colours helped to hide the soot produced by oil lamps), while white and lighter colours were considered more appropriate for bedrooms. In a reaction to these bold Victorian colours, perhaps unsurprisingly, Edwardian hues became softer and paler and, ever since, colour has followed the roller-coaster of fashion as well as inevitable scientific advances: from the "greenery-yallery" of the Aesthetic movement to the brilliant white produced by the introduction of titanium dioxide in 1916, and from the sorbet colours of the Fifties right through to the on-trend pinks, blues and greens of 2017. These days, ready-made paint colours are inspired by historical periods, fashion themes, travel, architecture, the natural world – or you can have them specially mixed to any hue you desire. It’s fair to say that the modern world of colour has no limits. This Year's Most Fashionable Colours ... GREENERY: Colour authority Pantone’s colour of 2017, Greenery is described as ‘a fresh and zesty yellow-green shade that evokes the first days of spring when nature’s greens revive, restore and renew’. Greenery is ideal for adding pops of colour in the form of cushions, cupboard fronts or vases. MILLENNIAL PINK: Also known as Tumblr Pink and Scandi Pink, Millennial Pink is a soft, dusky pink that was inspired by Wes Anderson’s film The Grand Budapest Hotel and the rose gold iPhone. It’s been called gender-neutral and post-pretty, and it’s literally everywhere. DENIM DRIFT: Dulux’s colour of the year for 2017, Denim Drift is versatile and easy to use in every room of the house, from kitchen cupboards and soft furnishings to floor coverings and entire walls. It’s easy to co-ordinate with, too.
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Film Reviews Dunkirk (2017)
as the film beautifully pays homage to those who lost their lives defending our country. Dunkirk is epic in its visuals, its audio, its scale and most importantly in the way it values and respects the individual, selfless acts of humanity carried out by the men on that beach in 1940. 10/10 In cinemas now.
Dunkirk gave me a strange feeling when I watched it; the enormity of terror and loss that is depicted creates a mournful tone, and yet the film excited me more than any other in recent months due to the new bar it sets for cinematography, sound design and visual storytelling. For me the most impressive aspect of Dunkirk is its mesmerising original score and sound. Hans Zimmer’s music for this film is a masterpiece - it incorporates his signature techniques and samples such as ticking and pitch incline with psychological trickery, to create the illusion that his music is always increasing in volume and intensity. The score is utterly cohesive and feels like one continuous song rather than a work consisting of various smaller pieces of music. Zimmer’s unique sound is regularly punctuated by the piercing and harrowing sounds of war; bullets crack and whip unexpectedly and German bombs scream and howl as they fall, creating a palpable sense of what waiting on that beach in France would have been like. Christopher Nolan has cleverly avoided making Dunkirk a grey and bleak looking film, which would have been so easy to do. Instead, he opts for more passionate and hopeful colours such as washed out blues and hazy oranges, that create an ironic contrast between the horror of the subject and the beauty of the setting. Dunkirk is also a master class in modern visual storytelling, very little is said or explained explicitly; instead the audience is trusted to understand what is going on. Nolan correctly assumes and understands his audience’s intelligence, creating an overwhelmingly respectful tone,
The Big Sick (2017) The Big Sick tells the charming yet heartbreaking true story of Pakistani born comedian Kumail Nanjiani, and the clash he faces between his family values and his own feelings. Nanjiani plays himself in this story which gives a fantastic sense of authenticity to the film - this is helped by the fact that he and his wife Emily (whom the film centres on) also wrote and produced the movie. Like many of its characters and dialogue, The Big Sick is a very colourful film, giving a feeling of hope and joy, even when the film touches upon heavy subjects. The film is at its best when it manages to balance these heavy themes such as disease and culture clashes, with its awkwardly funny and endearing dialogue. Although this occasionally makes the film’s tone difficult to digest, it helps to create a highly unique and joyful story about hope, love and loss. The Big Sick is endearing and heart-warming and whilst it is by no means perfect, it serves as a great alternative to cinemagoers wanting to watch something lighter than Dunkirk. 8/10 In cinemas now. Bill Robinson
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Local Events Please Note: this listing is a guide only; details may be subject to change after publication - to avoid disappointment please check with the event organiser.
To submit an event, please email details to firstname.lastname@example.org by the deadline (see Front Cover). All entries should be non profit making and will be included subject to space.
Camberley & District Silver Band, friendly, family oriented brass band.
St Peter’s Church, Frimley GU16 7AQ
RSPB ‘Date with Nature Walk', Dinton Pastures Country Park.
Main Car Park, RG10 0TH
9am – 12.30pm
£2 / U16 Free
Wokingham Heritage Open Days, explore Wokingham's beautiful and historial sites, full details p5
Crowthorne and Sandhurst Art Society, Demonstration Rob Wareing – Portrait in Pastels.
St. Sebastian’s Memorial Hall, Nine Mile Ride RG40 3BA
7.30 – 9.30pm
01276 600 007
Concert, The High Voltage Singers and the Woodford Singers, see p17 for full details.
The Oakwood Centre, Woodley
0118 969 8695 0118 934 5998
Thames Valley Ancient Egypt Society, ‘Nebhetepre Mentuhotep: The Great Reunifier’, by Sarah Griffiths.
Coronation Hall, Headley Rd, Woodley RG5 4JB
Yateley & Crowthorne Big Band Society (YCBBS) present two record recitals from the golden age of swing.
Sandhurst Community Hall, Yorktown Road, Sandhurst
01252 661 037
Twyford and Ruscombe Floral Art Club, ‘Going Just a Little Bit Potty’, with Jackie Page.
Charvil Primary, Park Lane, Charvil, RG10 9TR
0118 934 5892
Energy Share Meeting, share your skills, knowledge and experiences, learn about various holistic therapies.
Bader Room, Oakwood Centre, Woodley
7 – 9.30pm
RSPB Indoor Talk, Brian Clews ‘Berkshire Wildlife’, the diversity of Berkshire’s birds, insects and mammals.
Village Memorial Hall, Finchampstead RG40 4JU
7.45 for 8pm
£2.50 / £3
Choir Taster Evening, Wokingham Choral Academy, see p17 for full details.
Emmbrook Junior School, Wokingham
7.30 – 9.15pm
Open Rehearsal, Wokingham Choral Society, see opposite and p17 for details
Emmbrook Senior School, Wokingham
07810 574 765
16 – 30th
Art Exhibition, ‘Around the World in 80 Washing Lines’, see p17 for full details.
Riverside Museum, Reading
Community Surgery, informal open discussion for local residents, Town & Borough Councillors and Police.
Town Hall, Wokingham
10am – 12noon
0118 978 3185
Spinners, Weavers & Dyers Open Day, all materials provided, see p17 for full details
Charvil Village Hall, Park Lane, RG10 9TR
Come and ‘Dance through the Decades’, in aid of Alexander Devine Children’s hospice, see p17 for details.
Hurst Village Hall
Sonning Village Show, see p17 for full details.
Sonning CofE Primary 2 – 5pm School, Ligug Way, RG4 6XF
Epilepsy Action, are you, or someone close to you, living with epilepsy? Come along to this local group.
Bradbury Centre, Rose St, Wokingham, RG40 1XS
2 – 4pm
07780 720 896
Wokingham Art Society, demonstration by Paul Simmons who will be painting a Café Scene in Watercolour.
Methodist Church, Rose Street, Wokingham
7.30 – 9.30pm
Hurst Morris People’s taster sessions, enormous fun and great exercise. Also 28th.
Hurst Village Hall, School Road, Hurst RG10 0BP
0118 932 0571
The Wonderful Women of Woodley WI, Lisa Talbot, Personal Shopper from the Oracle in Reading is coming to talk to us. New members always welcome
Chapel Hall, Loddon Bridge 7.30pm Road
Crowthorne and Sandhurst Art Society, Demonstration – Sonia Bacchus Acrylic and Oils – Portrait / Self Portrait.
St. Sebastian’s Memorial Hall, 7.30 – Nine Mile Ride RG40 3BA 9.30pm
01276 600 007
23 – 24th
Wokingham Arts Trail, please see p9 for full details.
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10.30am – 5.30pm
Lunchtime Concert, The Blackwater Valley Quintet, buffet St Eligius Church, lunch included. Please book. Arborfield Green
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Heartstart Course, learn life saving skills inc. CPR and how to deal with choking. British Heart Foundation.
Victory Hall, Church Road, Farley Hill, RG7 1TR
7 – 9.30pm
Woodley and Earley Arts Group, demonstration in Acrylics, ‘Urban Scene’ by Hashim Akib.
The Oakwood Centre
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A one day course for people in the voluntary sector and community groups.
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Community News Open Rehearsal Wokingham Choral Society warmly invites you to join our friendly choir for an Open Rehearsal on Thursday 14 September 2017 at 7.30pm at Emmbrook Senior School, RG41 1JP. We will be singing from Karl Jenkins' "Armed Man" choral suite, Allegri's "Miserere" and Faure's Requiem "in Paradisum". Our rehearsals are led by our talented musical diector, Patrick Allies, and are great way to learn classic choral music. They are also a wonderful way to unwind, make friends and develop your singing voice. Our choir has a well-earned reputation as one of the best choral societies in the area, and our regular concerts are enjoyed by audiences and choristers alike! For more details see www.wokingham-choral-society.org.uk or contact Angela on 07810 574765, email@example.com
time, on Thursday evenings at Emmbrook Junior School, Wokingham. We do not do auditions but aim to steadily build our vocal skills, musical technique and enjoyment of singing during our rehearsals, whilst making sure we always enjoy ourselves. Our Christmas and summer concerts are very well supported by audiences of family and friends, and raise money for local charities. So, join us on Thursday 14th September 2017, 7.30-9.15pm, at Emmbrook Junior School, Wokingham. To make sure you reserve your place for the free taster session, email firstname.lastname@example.org or visit our website: www.singwca.org Around the World in 80 Washing Lines Conceptual abstract artist Mahlia Amatina invites you to discover Around the World in 80 Washing Lines, an interactive autism-friendly art exhibition depicting unique washing lines across the globe. The exhibition will tour both galleries and launderettes in the South of England, inviting visitors to discover the story behind each garment and washing line. The exhibition will also feature free, educational workshops for primary school children. The exhibition visits the The Riverside Museum, Reading: 16th – 30th September. For further information please get in touch with Lucy Field or Jessica Alley at Little Red Rooster on email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org or on 07506756914.
Spinners, Weavers and Dyers Free Open Day and Exhibition on Saturday 16th September from 11am to 4pm at Charvil Village Hall, Park Lane, RG10 9TR The Berkshire Guild of Spinners, Weavers and Dyers will be holding an Open Day with free “drop-in” taster sessions (all materials provided) where you can try your hand at Spinning and Weaving with the help of our friendly and knowledgable members. There will also be an Exhibition of members work, a “Sheep to Shawl” display and information on natural and synthetic dyeing in the “Dyers Corner “. No need to book, light refreshments will be provided and plenty of free parking spaces are available. For more information about the Guild please see our website : www.bswd.org.uk
Summer Concert The High Voltage Singers and The Woodford Singers are combining forces again for an exciting summer concert called September Song in The Woodley Theatre on Saturday, 9th September at 7.30pm. Tickets £10. There will be a wonderful mix of jazz, swing, rock and roll, plus many upbeat, toe-tapping sounds. Plus, there's a special surprise for you at this concert ... so you will just have to come along to find out! Join us and enjoy a happy evening of fabulous entertainment. Reserve your tickets as soon as possible to avoid disappointment as the seating is allocated here, and they are selling quickly. Please contact Jacky on 0118 934 5998 or Allan on 0118 969 8695. Refreshments by The Brown Bag Café. Raffle in aid of Just Around The Corner Independent Living Project.
The Forest Singers Just moved into the area? Looking for a choir? Then come and join the Forest Singers. We are a mixed voice choir of about 30 members and sing a wide range of music - much of it on the lighter side. Auditions are not required, so come and see for yourself at Embrook Village Hall on Wednesday evenings at 7.30pm starting on Sept 13th. Subscriptions are set very low and enjoyment expectations very high! Singing is very good for you. More details from our musical director on 0118 973 6554. Dance through the Decades in Aid of Alexander Devine Children’s Hospice Come and join for one night only at the ‘Hurst Hippodrome’ to Dance through the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s. This event will take place at Hurst Village Hall on Saturday 16thSeptember from 7.30pm to midnight. We're raising money for Alexander Devine Children's Hospice Service which was set up in 2007 when its founders - John and Fiona Devine - realised there was a pressing need for a children's hospice in Berkshire. The Charity is working to build and run a children’s hospice which will provide specialised palliative care, much needed respite care, support for families and an essential community outreach team. There will be music all night and a fully licensed bar with ‘Happy Hour’ from 7.30-8.30pm. Tickets are £10 each and are available to buy online from:http://buytickets.at/alexanderdevinehursthippodrome Contact Vicky 07957 150543 or Becky 07809 148922 with any questions.
Sonning Village Show Sonning Village Show will take place on Saturday September 16th at Sonning CofE Primary School between 2pm-5pm. Entrance is 50p for adults and children are free. The annual event showcases the finest crafts, and the biggest and best produce in the area – including fruit, vegetables, yummy cakes, jams and chutneys – with prizes for the winning entrants. There will also be a variety of stalls from people in the local community – this includes a craft stall, fete games like Hook A Duck and Lucky Dip, along with a Tombola. In addition there will be Maypole Dancing, Bulmershe Gymnastics Club gym display, Circus Skills, Tug of War and Peg’s Challenge, plus a bouncy castle and climbing wall. The Scouts will be manning the BBQ and all produce will be available to buy at the end of the show. The whole day finishes in the evening at The Sonning Club where there will be live music and a BBQ with entrance just £2 from 7pm. Where: Sonning CofE Primary School, Liguge Way, Sonning On Thames, Reading, Berkshire, RG4 6XF.
Always wanted to sing? Ever thought of being in a choir? Well come and give it a try with the Wokingham Choral Academy at our free Taster evening on Thursday 14th September. We are a sizeable, local, non-auditioned choir for those who wish to start singing from scratch, or refine existing skills. We sing a mix of all music from the classical to the modern, traditional to pop. But above all we sing to have fun! Keep Thursday evenings free - we rehearse, during school term
WADE Festival Wokingham Lions have teamed up with the WADE Day Care Centre to organise the WADE Festival. There will be 10 real ales on offer, cider, wine, soft drinks and food and music throughout the day, featuring numerous performers including Pauly Zarb, the Gas Trick Band and The FiLF. Saturday 16 September, 11:00am until 10:30pm, Adults £8.00 (includes a drink), Children (under 14) Free. WADE Day Centre, 40 Reading Road, Wokingham, RG41 1EH.
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Do you love fashion but find the high street just a bit boring? Did you know Wokingham has a brand new fashion showroom within walking distance of the town centre? Captain Tortue is the leading company for selling clothes in a social setting. Local fashion lover Becky has recently opened a purpose built garden boutique where you can peruse all the latest from the beautiful Captain Tortue range. Captain Tortue clothes are designed in the south of France and all our fabrics and prints are exclusive to us. The detailed fabrics and cuts flatter the female figure beautifully. You will find pieces that will carry you through not only the 4 seasons, but will compliment your wardrobe for years to come. Contact Becky for a different shopping experience. Come on your own or bring a friend or two to browse together. Refreshments provided and ...
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By Pippa Greenwood This year I didn’t get a summer holiday but I’m proud to say that my houseplants did – no need for costly air fares or over-priced hotels and dodgy meals out however, because they spent the summer in the garden. Most houseplants grown widely up and down the country need to be just that, plants in houses, but come the summer it usually gives them a real boost to get the higher natural light levels, refreshing (relatively warm) rainfall and seriously fresh air. But now that September is here it is time to bring them indoors. The daytime temperatures are generally warm enough in almost all areas of the country but there will soon be some noticeably nippy nights and these can do untold damage, especially to some of the more tender varieties. Before bringing them in though, it is essential to put your plants through their paces; think of it as being a bit like going through Customs on your way back from your seasonal break! First I go over them checking for dead, damaged or dying leaves, and then use a sharp pair of scissors to remove these, cutting back neatly into clean, healthy growth. Next it is time to inspect the stems, foliage and any flowers for pests and diseases. There is often a wide range of these problems that can infest or infect your houseplants, and it always pays to bring them in totally clean. Look out for white powdery mildew deposits, often accompanied by a bit of leaf yellowing, and check for greyish fuzzy fungal patches caused by the notorious Botrytis or grey mould - this will often start out on an already dead part of the plant such as a faded leaf or flower, but is often associated with yellowing, petal browning and dieback too.
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